Why do Italians have so many food rules?
All civilized countries have a lot of food rules.
They even have a No Singles policy!
>Fettuccine Alfredo
Loads of pastas with loadsa cheese here, they aren't called alfredo, though.
>Spaghetti with Meatballs
>Actually believing that they don't exist in
Chitarra con le pallottelle, Abruzzo
>Wine or water
Red wine with meat, white wine with fish. Water is when you have to clear the taste.
>Don't eat eggs in the morning
Unless they've taken the form of pastry cream.
>Do drink cappuccino in the morning
This, caffe lungo or espresso. Get water or tea and you'll be called a faggot.
>Know what a "peperoni pizza"
Y'know, unless you want a pepper pizza.
>Peel your fruits and vegetables
>vegetables
>Don't ask for salad dressing
You gotta make it yourself, dumbfuck.
>Use condiments sparingly
Stop exagerating you fat fuck.
>>74470301
>10 Essential Food Rules for Americans in Italy
they should also mention to not eat $20 frozen microwave pizza at restaurants
>>74470694
Is that how it's served in Poland?
>>74473525
yes, greatest gift from the american nation
>>74470633
>egg pastry cream
Do I even want to know?
>>74470301
>terrone
>italian
how would Italians season their sopa de macaco to make it uma delĂcia?
>went to italy
>had cappuccino every morning
>nothing bad happened
>>74470301
They are sick of muh heritage amerilards larping as Italians, plus their own food autism
>>74474713
You have to drink a cappuccino after lunch, that's what causes them to make clicking noises
>>74475372
because it's a thing just a fat cunt would do
>>74474356
Have you never heard of custard? Dumbass.
>>74470633
>not drinking green tea in the morning
savages
Italians
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https://youtu.be/4pQxH-vLD3Q
>>74470633
Talk about a bunch of niggers trying artificially up their status with pointless arbitrary bullshit. Smelly Moorish rape babies.