God wills it edition.
Football yank here. Should I trip?
not racist just don't like looking at coloureds simple as
ah yes
the groundskeeper
anime
wearing a skirt
JANITOR AKBAR
>>74466535
your just gonna be another nonce if you do
>>74466535
Heh
Nice try kid
>deus vult!!
>go to make a cup of tea
>no milk
brexit!
Janny has gone too fucking far this time. I appreciate a joke as much as the next man, but this is just fucking sick.
based janny deleting awful yank threads
I got love from superstars in America before I got love from guys I chilled with at the corner shop and that's what bothers me
>>74466535
Villalad here
'no'
how many urinal cakes do you think the average british man eats in a fiscal year?
>>74466535
go ahead
watching autism talk tv to understand my fellow /brit/ lads better
babestation and babestation accessories I tell ya hwat
>>74466571
>>74466572
Is that a no? Need to avatarfag or something to distinguish my posts from other awful yanks
>>74466569
me too hahaha x
the only yank i like is the lefty one with a hairy belly
>>74466580
liked this
Get very angry and aggressive when i drink whiskey
Irish genes
are them star wars clone wars tv programmes worth watching? Heard they're part of the proper story.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
only good yank is a dead yank
let's see paul allen's dubs
The mandem
Get very angry and aggressive when i drink kopparberg mixed fruits
manly genes
>>74466628
You need a better gimmick. Mine is synthwave and posting better threads than yanks.
>>74466628
talking about footy does the trick, shan't be replying to you if you trip
>>74466634
plymouth
>>74466646
used to get drunk and binge watch the clone wars ones
dont really remember what happened but it was comfy
lets face it, britain were basically the pioneers of the 19th century
>>74466676
>>74466680
That's not me
Liam is mad he got btfo
>>74466670
yaaaas
need a bf
Have just reported this thread for scientific purposes.
not racist just dont like white people
>>74466727
normie
>>74466634
SOMERSET
>>74466676
And people love my footy gimmick btw
tim looking particularly moist today
reckon i've got a good chance with this one lads
>>74466634
at least shave you disgusting fuck
Went for a lunchtime walk today and accidentally came across Sadiq Khan doing an interview. Was going to go in the background and do something funny, but decided to turn around and walk the other way instead. NOT ready for those levels of fame just yet.
do not like being able to identify posters
not one bit
>>74466634
K
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>>74466744
not a normie desu
have to put my knob away when I watch chavmeister vids
genuinely funny shit
where should I buy clothes lads?
>>74466786
Most people are fine with me
>>74466805
you genuinely are
>>74466826
hate you
Huh It Really Makes You Think, Doesn't It?
>>74466778
>hides face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI
>the state of this kraut's life
>>74466634
bit jelly desu, I've decided that when im old im gonna pretend to be senile so i can wear pretty dresses
>>74464650
>>74464754
IMAX is shit
>>74466786
alri dan
>>74466855
Is Mountain Dew a pre-existing condition?
dad caught me drinking kopparberg: runt fruits and now he's accusing me of being a bender
secretly don't blame him
something happening to my willy it's becoming all hard and stiff
kendrick went to shit after gkmc
>>74466869
fuck off demi-yank
>>74466855
crease
he has to stop eating whole jars of mayonnaise now, poor lad, what a shame. Didn't he only lose like 10lb in 2 years or something?
honestly so shite at the legacy captchas, barely get them half right most of the time but google still waves me through aha good lads they are xx
>>74466778
Go for it and cure her narcissism, lad
>>74466855
Will never understand why so many people defend him
>>74466778
>decides to be a nigger
>wants free money
>>74466893
He's just worried about your health. You need to get off the hard stuff. Maybe thing about downgrading to something weaker like pure distilled ethanol.
>>74466903
Untitled unmastered was pretty good
Right so you know those commie floozies you runts are always on about, and how they're convincing sad lonely men to send them money for nudes and insults?
Business idea: collect their photos, use a copy of their profile to do the same thing here pretending to be them.
take the piss
>>74466943
so underrated
>tfw shed a manly tear watching a dog's purpose
why do doggy films always do this to me?
Christ alive, whey protein shakes are not meant to be drank with 2 scoops into a full pint of full fat milk. That went down as well as I imagine a dirty smeg load would ie. Not very fucking well
*bitmap file of german "man" bending over a table*
>>74466943
>missed call
>>74466911
i use legacy but it's annoying having to type
>>74466971
only rosie does that
aisha (queen of /brit/) and sara don't
>>74466972
>>74466778
>bestiality
fuck off 'sheed
>>74467031
but they could if they were actually me
>whey protein shakes
>>74466893
>>74466929
shit gimmick 2bh
>>74467033
me bottom left fingering a fanny
>>74466971
Pretty sure it's been done but not by us
>>74466972
makes sense. 3 to eat. one to stick up your arse
>Tottenham
hahahahaha
>>74467074
t. hard cider addict
It's ok, there are people here who understand
>>74466992
>2 scoops
Runt
>be kraut on work assignment in the UK for two years
>be registered at top-rated NHS dental practice in the county
>wake up with debilitating pain in a tooth one day
>call dentist for emergency appointment
>turns out I have to wait three days
>somehow survive by cycling painkillers
>get to my appointment
>they ask me to fill out a medical history form
>tell them I already filled one out for them when I first registered
>they say they know but it was with another practitioner there and they can't find it
>fill it out, give it to the dentist, he has a look, and we get on with it
>pakistani gentleman rummages in my mouth for a few minutes and shoots an X-ray
>says it doesn't look serious "if it's an infection it looks like it subsided"
>tells me to try and chew on the other side of the mouth for two weeks then have a check-up with him
>I remain unconvinced
>tells me he'll write me an antibiotic prescription
>writes it and hands it to me
>have a look and point out it's an antibiotic I'm allergic to, as he must have just seen in my medical history form
>he apologises and writes me a different prescription
>I go to the pharmacy later that day
>pharmacist says my prescription was filled in incorrectly and he can't sell me the antibiotic
>I call the dental practice the next morning
>the dentist who wrote me the prescription is on holiday but I can book a visit with a different one a week from now
Is this the system Brits have deluded themselves into thinking is the "envy of the world" (people on the radio keep using that expression like a mantra)?
Going to a private appointment tomorrow.
>>74466992
Can you recommend a protein powder? I'm trying to gain weight (eating larger meals, nuts, cottage cheese and shit) and will begin lifting when I stop being afraid of going to the gym. But I reckon there is no way I will get 1g protein per lb of bodyweight without some form of protein powder.
true say that my dad lived in tottenham
>>74466867
why not wear them now?
>>74466835
i'm definitely not
>>74467009
thumbnail looked like she was crying after being hit by her black bf
Why do the yanks give so many shekels to Israel? USS Liberty etc. Prove Israel is no ally
listening to pavement
>>74467112
>NHS dentist
ummm try again sweaty :) x
>>74467086
Does anyone happen to have those pics and some examples of their dialect?
>>74467112
OY VEY IT'S LIKE A SECOND DRESDEN
I may have scored an apprenticeship as a gas fitter
>>74467115
myprotein is fine anything else is a waste of money
Stop not taking 10,000 scoops of whey protein per workout.
this is big bro (bro)
>>74467112
we just hate krauts
bet the chemist was screeching down the phone to the dentist after you left
>>74467151
>yanks
that's not how you spell the treasury department
>>74467151
why did you post this in /brit/ and not /cum/?
>>74467142
me neither
haven't had sex in a whole 2 weeks
>>74467112
THOSE FUCKING TORIES WANT TO DESTROY YOUR NHS
WE HAVE 24 HOURS TO STOP THEM
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
>>74467090
can i has representation in parliament?
>NHS dental practice
nice try sweaty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OOHHH NO NO NO
NO
NO
BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>74467112
>NHS dentist
hmmm don't think these exist hun? nice try though :D x
>>74467205
Fuck off Aisha
>>74467115
Genuinely doesn't matter. Go find a Harland and Barrett's. Have a nosy at their stuff. Read the back of the label and pick one that suits what you need. One I'm using at the minute is only 94 calories per 25g scoop but 20g of protein.
>>74467221
what the fuck is her name
>>74467246
lib dem surge!!!!
>>74467221
>persephone
*tips gyro*
the clash are alright
greece is alright too
>>74467112
Yeah this is what i don't understand. People bring up the privatisation of the NHS as if it's the worst thing ever, but in my opinion it would be far better than the current system.
Socialists are stupid fucking people.
>>74467246
rundown on the situation? been paying zero attention, been busy with work.
>>74467246
I would have voted for UKIP if they stood in my local council, as it was they didn't bother putting anyone up so I voted conservative
>>74467246
imagine if this happens in june
oh my bloody days
>>74467246
The Tories don't care about the people
>>74467246
>-382
>-145
>>74467246
wew UKIP is fucking dead
>>74467246
ETERNAL. TORY. RULE.
>>74467151
israel functions as a colonial outpost
>>74467311
>total: 1
>>74467312
UKIP got what it existed to get.
>>74467252
>>74467158
What the hell are you on about?
It's a dentist who offers treatment under NHS funding.
Made my order
>>74467246
rachel riley on FNF
oompf
>>74467137
I live with my family and I dont even want to imagine what would happen if I suddenly got caught
>>74467351
Will you batter MY jumbo sausage?
>>74467171
I see their vanilla flavour is a couple quid more than their unflavoured stuff. Is it worth the extra money? Does unflavoured taste like shit?
>>74466971
fuark
you just made me realise i have a shitload of amateur pics of people i could use for this exact purpose
plenty that won't show up on google too
>>74467353
fucking crying
helen jones is on suicide watch
>>74467115
jesus christ you spineless melt there's nothing to be afraid of and no point eating that level of protein if you aren't training your muscles you sponge. Use labdoor,com to find the best powder that suits your needs, whether you want quality/value
ignore this spacker >>74467263 shilling (((Holland and Barrett))) - just use the market leader MyProtein, In my opinion they have the best flavours, very reasonable and have the highest rating on labdoor
start tracking what you eat on MyFitnessPal
>>74467351
Paki chips or proper ones?
>mfw americans hold more in personal debt than the UK's GDP
>>74467246
>lelbour
>left wingers
fucking hilarious. Remember all the butthurt after the 2015 election, it's going to be so much better this year too
l-labour still has a chance. embrace le revolution
>>74467349
they could have actually stuck around to make sure everything in their agenda was carried out instead of crumbling.
>>74467246
@74467368
>I live with my family and I dont even want to imagine what would happen if I suddenly got caught
why are the english so class cucked
>>74467386
brilliant innit?
>>74467246
always make me a bit sad knowing how tory voters exist
not hard to see why dekulakisation was necessary in russia
>>74467395
You realise Holland and Barrett aren't the manufacturers of the powder, right? It's just a fucking shop you spaz
ah yes, holland and barrett, the true source of zionist power
Me? I'm a national socialist
>seats: 1
>>74467436
fucking idiot
>>74467384
yeah get a flavoured one, unflavoured tastes like puke
>>74467418
They're trying but no one will vote for them anymore
Conservatives pretty much took all their policies so there's no need for them
>>74467353
Me on the left
so the conservatives in the UK are anti-immigration, government downsizing right wingers, correct?
>>74467441
centuries of propaganda, social imperialism from labour and a petty bourgeois mentality penetrating every facet of society
>>74467444
yeah
but then if i wasn't a lazy cunt i could've been minted from a plethora of other methods by now
>>74467488
In a sense this was more embarrassing than not winning any seats at all.
>>74467436
hahaha nice one
>>74467444
this is a great idea
>>74467468
>>74467471
Shill posts right on time as usual.
How much are the paying you?
>>74467468
yeah but they sell shit powder at inflated prices you mongoloid
listening to laura x
remember when remainiacs killed Jo Cox to stop the brexit surge and it didn't work and now her husband spends all his time ranting about the daily mail and farage on twitter? good times
>>74467441
terrible, terrible cuisine
it's their persian flaw, they can't conceive of anything that doesn't taste and/or look like it was fermented in a goat's asshole
alright lads i'm a fucking thicko and don't know anything about politics but ever since jezza corbyn was made labour leader all labour have done is crash
why does he still get to run things
>>74467351
AND ITS HI HO YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU ATE ALL THE PIES NOW BABY, YOU NEVER SEEN A SALAD YOUR ATE ALL THE PIES, YOU FAT BASTARD
>>74467511
yeh theyre even gona start looking into eugenics to sort out the pakis and other undesirables
>>74467547
yank cuisine?
>>74467538
*drops toast on the floor*
*tweets "this isn't what Jo would have wanted"*
>>74467368
What channel?
>>74467501
>persephone
super posh
looks like macron may actually lose
who'd of thunk it?
>>74467511
'no'
don't bother trying to understand because your yank peabrain can't process it
>>74467547
>it's their persian flaw, they can't conceive of anything that doesn't taste and/or look like it was fermented in a goat's asshole
Literally one of two reasons we had an Empire. The other being that the gash on this island is utter shite. So we sailed twice around the world in search of some decent food and a good fuck.
>>74467557
he won't be in charge of labour much longer
>>74467112
>side with a fucking kraut
>side with the fucking NHS
>>74467511
No, they are watered-down liberals and have been for the last 20 years. They claim to oppose mass migration but sit by idly as hundreds of thousands of wogs flood the country every year. They've overseen the decline of traditional marriage, the rise of knife and gun crime, the segregation and white flight of major British cities and encouraged literally the largest inter-racial wealth transfer in British history by subsidizing Jamal's purchasing of council housing in London
They are utter scum. There is no right-wing alternative in Britain anymore after BNP fell away in 2010
Theresa May visits a town and she gets about 12 people coming along to shake her hand. She runs by quickly, smiling pretending she is strong and stable.
Jeremy Corbyn visits a town and people from all over the country go to see him, the streets are packed, in Liverpool last year Jeremy Corbyn had way over 10,000 at one of his rallies. He still finds the time to speak to every single one of his comrades.
>>74467511
Our politics aren't like yours.
Tories - know old people vote en masse, so promise good pensions and to keep the young peoplein check
Labour - know that immigrants vote en masse, so promise welfare and easy access to the UK
Lib Dems - know students smoe weed, so promise cheap tuition fees and legal weed
>>74467400
Proper ones I hope
Although this is a London establishment so we'll find out
Just got a call from the lad at the establishment
He says they don't have enough wings so he's going to put a load of chickin nuggets in there instead
I said OK I thought it was good of him to call me and check it was OK
>>74467566
I was actually considering getting one of the pies instead of the chips
>>74467511
>conservatives in the UK are anti-immigration
lol
>>74467534
I bought the equivalent of myprotein's impact whey for a fiver less than the myprotein one cost
HATE pakis wogs trannies and muslamic ray guns
LOVE pints cigs footy and fit birds
simple as
>>74467612
ermm germany are our brothers mate
>>74467603
doubt it
>>74467640
what's the brand name
>>74466910
It was something stupid like that
Then he put it all back on in a week because of "muh dupressun"
pretty sure the polls are false
Everyone I know loves corbyn
>>74467666
interesting.
https://twitter.com/MrBrendanCox/status/858774297367760897
looks like he's really missing her lads
BELLEND
>>74467622
>"The two-party system is stupid, you silly yanks should have more parties"
>has 6 parties and they're all shit.
BOLLOCKS
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>>74467491
get off the planet "skyler"
>>74467701
nice landscape tbf
>>74467382
I was thinking about gettng the saveloy instead ;) ;)
>>74467732
oi oi saveloy
>>74467701
give him a break
>>74467708
hahaha mate we're literally a 1 party state now what are you on about
if I tweeted at brendan about how he seems to have so quickly got over his wife's death, what sort of prison sentence would I receive?
Mum pays zero attention to politics but will always vote labour regardless
>>74467683
Fuck if I know. Shan't be going back downstairs to find out. It was just some likely off-brand white packaging but it's doing its job.
>>74467701
can't say I know who this lad is or care about his story, but he picked a patrician form of transport
>>74467784
what would you prefer? that he cry and whinge every day? it happened fucking ages ago mate
74467711
not sure what they meant by this
fracking is a godsend
>>74467790
complete opposite of my dad
he pays attention to politics quite a bit and has only ever voted Labour (besides one time he voted for the Lib Dems)
>>74467781
about what? His wife had barely hit the floor and he was already tweeting about how tragic it was. The man clearly doesn't give a shit about it and is using her death to further his own ends and publicity.
Liberalism is a mental illness, don't you forget it
france is blocking 4chan
dying to suck a fat nigger cock
lib dems for me
>>74466670
Fkin..
>>74467790
good mum
>>74467831
huh exact same as my dad
hope you're not my sibling aha
>>74467790
fuck off rasheed
If the torys managed to gain absolute power do you think they would drastically limit immigration?
Once saw Dad has paper targets featuring Hillary's face with his range gear.
>>74467846
LE PEN SURGE
E
P
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>>74467701
someone tweet this to him, I'm not edgy enough
>>74467853
alri milo
>>74467838
Yh bet you know all about mental illness dont ya lad
>>74467882
Limit migration from EU
Unlimited migration from the third world
>>74467846
fake news
@74467819
Are you legitimately mentally retarded?
Gays are a disease vector and should be put down like a three legged dog.
>lib dems for me
labour blown the FUCK out
commies get fucked
listening to pavement
>>74467874
doubt it
my dad wouldn't last 60 seconds in Spain without turning into a lobster
>>74467882
No
First thing they would do is launch a massive privatisation scheme and crack down on trade unions
only the pen can stop terrorism
doing big protein farts
>>74467922
labour are labour aristocracy imperialist apologists
reckon labour should bump diane abbott to leader
she has all the answers
>Are you legitimately mentally retarded?
>Gays are a disease vector and should be put down like a three legged dog.
>>74467838
no such thing as mental illness
Fuck France lol
the gf is out with the girlies
glad she is enjoying herself
>>74467882
Nope, they are already talking about dropping student visas from migration statistics. Non-European net migration is running in the hundreds of thousands too. We really are fucked in the long run
might shit on a dumb commie in celebration when the tories win
never enjoyed a yank post giving their opinion
>>74467846
>tfw western countries start blocking 4chan to stop right wing sentiment
>yanks thinking tories are any better for this country than labour
howling
I think this post (>>74468001) is terrible
>>74467984
Can you summarise this book for me?
>>74467997
a bunch of chads are probably running a train on her right now
https://www.fb.com/theguardian/videos/679189228935510/
I swear to god Diane Abbot's only purpose in life is to piss people off
i think tfw no gf is terrible
>>74468031
It was jan man messing around with IP bans for like 5 minutes, not anything to do with the French government.
Please note if I see any more "Vote Conservative", posters round my town I will be pulling them down and throwing them in the bin.
I really care about the health and welfare of the general public and these posters are not good for the environment and are bad for our health.
I am simply looking out for my neighbourhood and the safety and welfare of others.
>>74468031
i'll just have to hang around the mail online comment sections
>>74468035
*shits on your head*
>>yanks thinking tories are any better for this country than labour
>howling
>>74468046
doubt it, she's a good lass
ah yes, gay "rights"
listening to pavement
>>74468080
Why does he have a flag of the Kazakh SSR?
>>74468080
me on the right
where'd he get a kazakh soviet flag from
If anything, it's more likely the Tories would block 4chan. Are they still wanting to ban porn?
>>74468104
no fucking chance i'm reading that, sum it up you cunt
>>74468113
>>74468114
flag wankers know and love their flags
>>74468104
not reading any of this
>>74468080
i dont like labour or the tories you daft cunt, if you honestly believe tories are better you're a fucking mong
>>74468104
took me a little while to realise what a poz and neg was
I thought it was some Scots shit at first
fiscally conservative, socially liberal
socially fascist, economically communist
>>74468121
parental controls are on by default
How did homosexuality become normalised? Absolute utter degeneracy t b h
>>74467701
doesn't seem to care much that his wife was killed by the bremain mafia
So curious to find out how brexit plays out
It's the main thing stopping me from the 'cide
>>74468183
sheed
>>74468179
Same actually
My housemate is socially left economically right
Can you imagine a worse combination?
>>74468152
we need communism!!!! long live le revolution comrad!!!
>>74468152
why aren't they better? at least there are some elements of the conservative party who don't want this country to become a third world shithole half brown and half black
>>74468195
'ke
>>74467846
thought france was a free country but apparently not
>>74468183
frankfurt school
>>74467897
howling
>>74468201
Im right wing you fat fucking mess, the tories have literally nearly identical policies to Hillary Clinton. Fuck I want to kick your stupid head in.
>>74468183
cock>vag
skype me when you get another miliband
won't be reading these posts
>>74468166
>>74468262
this 2bh
I've had my fair share of gash and nobs still seem appealing to me, but the female figure is better than the male figure
that's why trannies seem like a good idea
>>74468228
>>74468134
>>74468151
google "bug chasing" if you illiterates can manage that
>>74468039
"mental illness" is a metaphor, schizophrenia is not an illness in the same sense as TB or smallpox or even dementia, and they can't really be treated medically, if it has a physical cause in the brain then it is a body illness, not a mental one
the psychiatric profession is a law unto itself and pseudoscientific, classifies behaviours as illness for its own benefit. psychiatrists have too much power ie. in imprisoning people against their will
designations of certain behaviours as illness is as politically motivated as it is medically
"mental illness" is an expression/signalling of dissatisfaction with life and often totally voluntary, a form of attention seeking basically
lots of other stuff i read it over a year ago
>>74468286
how long do i have to live here to be able to have images this obscure in ze folder?
want my willy sucked NOW
>>74468316
that's exactly what critical theory is, read a fucking book
They gave me extra chips
>>74468316
?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18519395
>EU should 'undermine national homogeneity' says UN migration chief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ
Why do left wingers simultaneously claim more brown and black faces in western Europe is a wonderful thing and should be encouraged and yet claim they aren't promoting it?
Business idea: drink myself into a coma
>inb4 ah yes, the irish replies
>>74468358
*sticks a vacuum cleaner on it*
>>74468183
literally the jews that
did it to disgrace and undermine the white western nuclear family unit
I use religion as a litmus test for morons. Seriously, It's so painfully obvious that there is no god and that religion is made to control people, and all roads of life inevitably lead to this conclusion if followed far enough. I hope religion stays around another 100 years so i can easily identify all the idiots who haven't been folded out of the gene pool yet.
>>74468374
christ
this picture speaks to me so much
the North is absolutely DIRE
>>74468374
that better not be all yours, fatarse
voted for labour councillors in the elections and they both got elected
>>74468373
I guarantee you've never read Adorno
>>74468394
>vacuum cleaner
FOY
>>74468394
AAAARRGGHHH
>>74468374
depressing sight that
>>74468374
actually looks banging
>>74468373
>>74468388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odhhGmwxZ5I
>>74468325
going to give you a legitimate response..
The pseudo-science of psychiatry creates entirely illnesses by creating a consensus in their regulatory bodies on a specific criteria
Psychiatrists will hand out meds like candy but they never draw blood, never do brain imaging, never consider differential diagnosis.
It is a great business model than works on the deficients but it doesn't mean that there isn't such a thing as mental illness. That's just absurd.
>>74468412
I'm in zone 1 you daft twat
What, not enough ethnic food for you?
>>74468423
>>74468452
It is
>>74468448
>>74468390
I'm doing the same
>>74468325
Would agree with this mostly, I'm mentally ill but it's mostly my own fault
I want to snap out of it but I can't seem to be able to
>>74466743
Wow. I've never seen Richmond's flag before. Half sucks and the other half is great. I'm undecided.