/brit/

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the gf lads

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Posh Scouse bird off Gogglebox

GET HIM JANNY

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https://youtu.be/D6H0cjIN4gw

New

wouldn't mind ejaculating on a soft smooth tummy

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Watching the guvnor documentary on Netflix

Honestly desperately cringey to watch Lenny mcleans balding ginger scrote of a son talk shite on camera muttering on about how "grimey da east end wuz in da day", dunno how this got five stars I'm sick of seeing this ginger twats stupid fucking mug trying to claim his fathers legacy all the way trying to add hyperbolic effect to the stigma of personality surrounding McLean

The simple fact is I'd batter both Lenny McLean and his son at the same time..

>>74464179
obviously not, but i cant help but imagine im going to be sat there having flashbacks of the countless times she made me spaff on her face.

reckon I could be on gogglebox lads, got some fantastic bants

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>Watching the guvnor documentary on Netflix
>Honestly desperately cringey to watch Lenny mcleans balding ginger scrote of a son talk shite on camera muttering on about how "grimey da east end wuz in da day", dunno how this got five stars I'm sick of seeing this ginger twats stupid fucking mug trying to claim his fathers legacy all the way trying to add hyperbolic effect to the stigma of personality surrounding McLean
>The simple fact is I'd batter both Lenny McLean and his son at the same time

TELL ME HOW TO BEFRIEND MY TRANNY COWORKER

Daily reminder that Jo Cox died for nothing

>>74464352
>PJW
closed immediately

>>74464361
Don't understand a single word of this post.

>>74464340
>bottleflippare

meme language

>>74464352
>900 thousand subs

wew

>>74464388
its called swinglish u rude cunt

>>74464341
3

reckon I'll just move to australia when I get my phd lads

fed up with this shit hole of a country

"early post poem"

doing a new poem
early in the thread
janny may be lurking
thread might soon be dead
think of something witty
insightful and not dumb
oh i think i've got it
willy wank poo bum

>look on the girls faces when grubby greg the grebo walks up
must be grim having long hair

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1494008339433.webm
women

oyster card

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogsr_MUK6kA

>Jay Z
>Linkin Park
>Paul McCartney

ooooook.....

>>74464444
i had long hair for a while back in school
a girl came up to me once, said it was awesome and touched it lel

Genuinely think I'm the most attractive I've ever been, but can't see myself getting a gf any time soon, just don't have any motivation for it. Is it inevitable that if I'm a 7/10 with a good but unspectacular job I'll still manage to end up with a nice gf even if I put absolutely no effort into acquiring one?

>>74464392
how are you getting away with this? when I post clothed women, janny bans me

post your initials lads

i'll start, TJB

>>74464516
PJW

>>74464513
>implying yanks should be held to the same standards

actually quite sexually attracted to theresa may

just got back from gym and im starving
forgot that housemate has his mates over so kitchen is out of bounds

aha what am i like, no dindins for me

>POOTENHAM HOTSHIT

>>74464516
Hello Thomas James Bonningham.

>'chebs'
>>>/bant/

*blocks the way*

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>>74464352


>Manlet

>>74464516
PSPNRPS

great new gimmick with these chebs

>>74464536
same has happened to me

>>74464560
oh no now sky won't be able to keep pretending there is a title race

post nigger tits

Now the ginger scrotebag is bragging about how his father (Lenny McLean) would "spark out" klitscho, tyson or fury on the streets despite the fact the fat old bastard lost to many Irish bare knuckle boxers

What a fucking twat

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>>74464516
KMF

>>74464516
6

just had a look at /b/

why do we still have that board around?

>>74464365
I'm never getting married

>>74464568
*kicks your bollocks*

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greetings line 1 what is your name traveler

>>74464564
1/3

>>74464627
Trial by fire. Everyone starts there.

SOMEONE POST NIGGER TITS

>>74464635
Get troll

>>74464352
Whats wrong with his voice?

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>>74464598

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>>74464664
you cannot get the troll

milf CHEBS

chaturbate/jenniferloveyou/

>twf surname is thomas
if i have a son going to call him toby

>>74464675
they look like they are ready to lactate

>>74464598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtPBp2uTw1M

yanks i am giving you one (1) chance to redeem yourselves


why do so many of you have names like john johnson IV or hank hankerson III. are new names beyond your scope of imagination?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ax0XZGL2zw

>>74464702
jamie

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me on the right

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you are now thinking of the girl(s) that obviously liked you in high school but you were too autistic to act upon it

>>74464627
to keep the newfags at bay

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>>74464750

>>74464698
grim

>>74464742
only knew one kid like that. really rare. It isn't part of their legal name anyway

>>74464742
I don't know many people who are named like that.

Is Sheffield (dare I say it) the best place to live in the UK?

>>74464516
JNM

If any of your names are longer than 1 (one) syllable you are literally and figuratively a runt.

>>74464745
SCREECHING

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Just put a fiver in the self service machine at sainsburys and got over £7 in change

>>74464745
when will they learn?

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>>74464772
and the girls on the street
and the girls in uni
and the girls out at night

>>74464772
>implying any girls liked me in high school

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>>74464745

>>74464858
alri hans

housemates are conspiring to occupy the bathrooms at precisely the times i need them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szGxq3pvJPQ


Imagine if he asked that first question today

... Swipe down ... true 'dat ... 5 May 2017 ...

>>74464745
crying

do northerners have contactless cards yet

going to empty my 1p and 2p coins into the machine at the asda so i can buy ice cream wish me luck

>>74464896
alri

Are Hungarians and Romanians Slavs?

>>74464897
alri tim

>>74464923
no
hungarians are magyar, romanians are latin, though in both there is some slavic admixture

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>>74464899
love are mogg

>>74464895
No fat chicks

>... Ooh two days in a row ... this plumbing van appeared just before I started eating ... Picture 4 May 2017 ...

first dentists and DPD now plumbers and white cats
baka

>>74464908
what's wrong with just swiping? do you really need to save an extra 3 seconds by doing it contactless

>>74464965
>swiping

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>>74464965
>swiping

>>74464965
>swiping
haven't seen this since 1980

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>>74464965
>swiping

>>74464745
surprising rapid takedown for a chunky guy
>>74464772
>the girl(s) that obviously liked you in high school but you were too autistic to act upon it
there was maybe 1 or 2 that liked me, couldn't really tell though

>ribena the paki tranny now has a tranny co-worker
>this means 2 trannies have been in a room together, they're so common
the fucking state of Britain. United Ireland when?

>swiping

loooool yeah alright Yank, we'll go back to paying by cheque in Tesco too yeah?

mug

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>>74464536
whoa little dude!
I see you're posting without your tripcode on
ten dollar violation, gonna need ta' see some deets

>>74464923
Hungarians are weird alien Uralics like Finns

don't know what Romanians are

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>what's wrong with just swiping? do you really need to save an extra 3 seconds by doing it contactless

Everyone in America either swipes or inserts.

not a good feel lads
If watching /brit/ for a bit won't cheer me up then you're all losers and bellends

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What did the interpal proto gf mean by this

why is contactless such a huge advantage over swiping? it saves like 4 seconds
>le swiping?!?!

Had to do a swipe and signature once when the machine was playing up. Really weird.

>>74464948
Romanians aren't Latin u fuckwit dacians didnt have a script so they merely adopted the Latin language, not genetically Latin whatsoever

>>74465096
I swipe my knob all over your pillows after I insert it in your mum's fanny

northerners don't even have cards yet, they pull out chequebooks at tescos

Would you go to a wedding of a woman who youve shagged previously? Bit weird of her to invite you, no?

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doing a think

my brother is going to visit his friend who lives in jackson mississippi
he's also going to new orleans

give it to me straight, will I ever see it again? I mean I follow the news and it sounds like niggers in america are out of control

>>74465144
why did you fucking ask then you stupid cunt

do shops still accept cheques? might write a cheque for 40p to tesco for a freddo tomorrow

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>>74465040
Here's an arse

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>>74465158
I went to my oneitis' wedding. Saw her gaze lovingly into her husbands eyes.

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>>74465116

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yummm

>>74465178
I'm not the original poster

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>>74465199
rekt desu

>>74465170
He ded

>not paying in cash
>leaving a paper trail

>>74464516

TAB

>>74465208
dunno what to think of joe rogan
seems a nice guy but a bit of a twat at the same time

>>74465129
it doesn't matter, they don't own a credit card anyways, they're still using mummy and daddy's debit card to WALK up to a store to buy tendies because a car is out of the free government money price range

not to mention, contactless seems incredibly disadvantageous in a city setting where people are constantly using new tech to get first transactions in before the card gets shut off

something like 12 billion dollars lost a year on first transactions

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*swipes your card*

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HOWLING at paki southerners

>>74465230
you prefer to leave a brown trail don't you

>paying in cash
>not leaving a paper trail

>credit card
ah yes

>>74465230
>paying with paper money is not leaving a paper trail
>paying with magical electronic devices leaves a paper trail

The fucking STATE of the 21st century

>>74465244
that's the allure for me
he is simultaneously likable and unlikable

>>74465164
weird how still more soviets starved. makes you go hmmmm

>>74465260
FINALLY

>>74465260
now that is STANDARD MINT PROPER

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Stop saying "chebs".

>swiping a card

bet you still f5 /brit/

>>74465259
It's weird to look at paintings before people knew about perspective

>paying with anything other than 1p coins
you're just asking for the globalists to fuck you

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/04/21/ancient-stone-carvings-confirm-comet-struck-earth-10950bc-wiping/

Shite programmes on Gogglebox
>Antiques Roadshow
>Tattoo Fixers
>Speed
Surely there was better stuff on

>>74465307
I bet he retypes the url out each time

>>74465199
bet you loved it you cuck

... white cat catching little rat thing marcus hausen video 5 may 2017 ...

>>74465304
>r3dditr3ddit
fuck off

>>74465318
>ancient stone carvings confirm card was swiped

Very interesting

>>74465316
its illegal to use more than 20 1ps for a purchase or something

>>74465271
Joe Rogan is a non-human sentinel of the deep crypto-Jewish agentur state of the media

He clearly buddies up to all the masonic and occultists and networks his way into positions by doing the secret handshake equivalent of a blowjob.

Just been for a lovely meal with the family

That should keep the loneliness away for tonight at least

hate cards
love pints

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Rich af nigga

>>74465342
the globalists have already won

having children is so selfish

>>74465312
the third dimension wasn't invented then

Got a load of old fivers and pound coins

>>74465304
just cause you dont have any

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https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Kopparberg is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74465342
Not illegal but shopkeeper can legally refuse. It basically ceases to be legal tender.

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>not arranging your various coinage to spell SWIPE on the counter when you pay

swiped my card to buy some kopparberg mixed fruits

>>74465199
better than that awkward small talk 'lets pretend ive have not shagged you' conversation

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is it over for labour?

swiping my card like kaiba

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r8

just drank a koppparberg in greggs

>>74465320
>Antiques Roadshow

Are you kidding me, this is actually a fuckin awesome show filled with dumb retirees selling off their precious antiques for nothing to avaricious jews

>>74465333
>liam
>>74465378
small boobs are better

Why can't yanks into Somalia?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39818741

>>74465394
ancient CHOOOON

>>74464772
Lad, I'm having this in uni still. A girl outright asked me to come down and stay over at hers and I told her I was stuck babysitting when I was actually sat in the house shitposting here.

>>74465386
The notion of a bennies Christmas bonus makes me really sad

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Ah yes, females

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>>74465393
THOUSAND YEAR TORY REICH

>loud clatter
>stomp
>bluetooth speakers with shite music
>Happy birthday!
>raucous laughter
shhhhhh

I werent born on new park road, but i was raised on new park road

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>>74463833
>>74464146
>>74464289
>>74464392
>>74464514
>>74464609
>>74464774
>>74465006
>>74464895


'm a BIG fan of this gimmick

>>74465443
obviously a joke you thick twat

>>74465438
same
not a fan of all the poor bashing on here

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>>74465438
>10 (ten) pounds

>>74464965
TEDDYS GOT THE SWIPER

>>74465438
same

Every time I see a leftie spell it "Drumpf" I get a warm little fuzzy feeling inside knowing they're still so mad about being outvoted they won't even spell his name aha x

Did you know that yank credit/debit cards don't have that wee chip on them and so they need to swipe them to use them?

>>74465433
2 years is not ancient at all
you sound like a nonce that listens to capital fm

>>74465443
90% of women are boring brainless boring uninteresting bitchy cunts and as a result of modern technology a 6/10 thinks theyre a 9/10

*filters*
checkmate!

>>74465359
is this how you justify being a useless faggot?
>>74465431
>small boobs are better
sounds like you're into gay dudes, feel bad for your asshole

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>When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRMnpbk4MYA

>>74465516
>they're still so mad about being outvoted
but he didn't even win the popular vote

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>>74465475

Let's make up a new contraction ladies

>him's't've
>example: "the barlady was unkind to him's't've had rubbed his willy that night if she's't weren't"

will be hitting the whisky and the benzos shortly

... swiping down like timothy james byrne 5th may 2017...

>>74465518
>be american
>get your identity stolen
>get shot
>he gets shot as well
>shooter gets shot by police
>police get shot by blm

>>74465521
sounds like /r9k/

Just checked the old 'nterpals, which I stopped using because the girl I'd been talking to hadn't sent me a message for months. Then I checked my inbox and it turns out she'd sent me lots of messages asking where I was and if I was going to start using the site again soon, and for some reason it just hadn't showed up in my notifications. I didn't reply, so she hasn't been online for 6 months. Heartbreak for the poor girl desu.

>>74465518
>Did you know that yank credit/debit cards don't have that wee chip on them and so they need to swipe them to use them?

you dense cunt, they are on all the new cards but you still have to insert

you know shit about us, fuck off

>>74465518
they have contactless chips in them, it's that most places don't have contactless sensors to pay at

>>74465538
why are all yanks such awful posters
fuck off to /cum.

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lads if i've actually failed this year i dont know what i'll do
can't afford to retake
will end up an office drone wagie. Fuck i think i'm going to off myself if that happens. FUCK

>>74465593
Not football yank
He's a good lad that should post more desu

I need to write six more paragraphs lads

>>74465509
How would you burn the Sun on campus? It's really far away and hotter than everything.

pity people with tattoos

>>74465617
fuck off football nigger only one person here likes you

>>74465516
>outvoted
hmmmm...

reckon my /v/ browsing sister will come out as trans

>>74465590
yanks don't have contactless yet? Absolute state of your shithole

someone post a hairy vagina

>>74465605
Ahh yes another uni runt who thinks paying £27,000 for a piece of paper means he'll just waltz into a job.

Sorry mate, this pack of Hobnobs is broken, can you grab me a new one from the back?

>>74465647
p sure you said this last night IIBH

>>74465659
getting a degree in engineering though you daft deano cunt
you think you can get a good engineering job without a degree? deluded PRICK

>>74465639
ME MENTIONED
love football yank but hate liam

>>74465639
fuck off liam - NOBODY here likes you

>>74465647
post sister

>>74465683
it's been weighing on my mind

>>74465651
>Absolute state of your shithole
>post sent from 600 sq. ft. tin can built in the 1630s on a lot the size of a lower class yank garage

The absolute state of your wall to wall existence

>>74465659
Man who is close to finishing his degree and regretting it here

I realised that it would make no difference whether I had a degree or not when I was in my second year but decided to continue for the next three years just to put off the inevitable presence of adulthood

And now it has come and I have no plans whatsoever for jobs after university...

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>>74465698
>>74465710
EXCELLENT post

We are all the universe just examining itself lads. All little seeing holes for the universe to self reflect...truly amazing

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keep letting out gigantic REVOLTING wet farts every 30 seconds or so
been doing it for about half an hour
not sure if my arse or my nose is going to give out first
put out 2 whilst typing this

Liam is a great poster

>>74465716
oh tbf i did say to keep us updated even if i was joking haha

>>74465711
no she's 16 you cretin

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>Come on Anon, let's go vote conservative!

>>74465691
You can desu, HVAC engineers and fabric engineers generally start with an apprenticeship and end up on £40-50k, pretty respectable salary. I also somehow found myself in a comfy engineering job despite having psychology degree, did it completely by accident desu.

74465727
really angry and bitter post this

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>>74465755
TERRIBLE post

>>74465260
my nigga right here

from foodstamps to a whole nother doomain

I've probably been called liam on here more times that liam has been. might as well claim the name

>>74465745
just not sure how one man can look so worried all the time

>>74465620
that's a highly æsthetic bathtub, but the room looks very basic; an odd contrast.

I am so angry that 72% of registered voters DID NOT VOTE for anyone.

You have all let me down badly, especially women who didn't vote when those like Emily Davison of the Suffragette who is one of my greatest heros and someone who inspires me, died trying to get us women equal rights and the vote, and now people don't even bother getting off their arse to vote & many are not even registered.

If this carries on then you might as well all say bye bye to our welfare state for good, even if you don't care about voting yourself, vote for your country!

off to a so-called party

>>74465776
>I also somehow found myself in a comfy engineering job despite having psychology degree, did it completely by accident desu.

in other words "daddy got me a comfy engineering job despite me being completely unqualified"

>>74465548
>>74465646
He won the same way every other president has won

The electoral college exists to provide proportionate representation across the country in order to prevent states like California from being the only voter base that matters on a nationwide level. Even in the electoral college the left wing gets a huge handicap from California, but they still lost overall.

We've never been a direct democracy, we're a representative democracy and this is how it has always worked.

>>74465804
interesting post

>>74465838
That better be the LABOUR party.

>>74465838
FONT

>>74465775
*ties her arms together with her tail*
*calls Aisha, Rosy and Sara to come beat her up*

im in a downward spiral that i cannot imagine pulling out of

Give me some chebs

forgot to register lol
I'll try and remember before the GE one though

>>74465844
Nope, my dad is self-employed and had nothing to do with my application.

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>West Ham are blowing bubbles

>>74465846
>electoral college exists to provide proportionate representation across the country in order to prevent states like California from being the only voter base that matters on a nationwide level
if it was truly proportional to population then California would have even more influence

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Please vote Lib Dem lads, please do it. I don't know if I can go on in life without your vote.

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>>74465846
dont think you know what the work handicap means
love barely literate yanks

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cannot fathom this delusion

>>74465882
JANITOR

>>74465889
of course he didn't Tarquin

i hope janny comes and genocides everyone in this thread

>>74465867
no way me too
*gropes you sympathetically*

>>74465902
sorry, no :(

>>74465867
Just be yourself xx

>>74465846
>proportionate representation across the country
literally the opposite of what it does you spacker. it makes a state like new hampshire more important than california

fat fucking yank mess

lib dem will double their seats this eleccy

keep checking my phone waiting for someone to ask me if i want to come out tonight
no one invites me to anything

>>74465948
>does a think
>2x0
it all adds up
S U R G E

>>74465967
Wanna come over and get high and play Mario Kart?

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eleccy card ran out and don't have any money to top it up

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>proportionate
>handicap
americans

>>74465967
FONT

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>tfw a paki
>tfw actually voting labour

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alri
what's going on in this thread?

>picture that is supposed to represent poverty is two council estate dwellers stood in front of a damp patch on the wall
The mind boggles.

>>74465924
A certain person of renown innthis community will not be happy with this post m8

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>>74465892
FOY

>>74465913
I'm state-educated lad, lower middle-class masterrace. Admittedly my parents did both go to Oxbridge, but they're both from working-class backgrounds.

>>74465999
good lad
better be an atheist though

>>74465992
>eleccy

if you're going to try and fit in do it right

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>>74465911
>biggest political party in Europe
>can't get any votes

>>74465938
this is the problem with democracy and why even the earliest intellectuals knew it was a still born notion

Voters in one region (California) are provably lower in IQ than voters in New Hampshire. but there are less NH voters than there are in California. And the poor and racially inferior tend to breed at higher rates than those upper IQ states and they are now even considering giving the voting rights back to felons

Our system is shit, but you going after the electoral college shows you haven't even given it any thought because it's meant to make up for that entire innate flaw with democratic voting

mummy made pizza croissants

>>74466028
yeah cheshire because he's a bender ahaha

Name the Jew

>>74466036
>Admittedly my parents did both go to Oxbridge, but they're both from working-class backgrounds.

hahahaha
don't you dare reply to me again

>>74465991
would quite like that tbqh

>>74465822
>Emily Davison of the Suffragette who is one of my greatest heros
>hero
mm, so the s.j. language has permeated some posters on 4Chan.

>>74466039
mong

>>74466034
Are Millwall as white trash as everyone says they are?

imagine a world without grammar schools

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>this is the problem with democracy and why even the earliest intellectuals knew it was a still born notion

>Voters in one region (California) are provably lower in IQ than voters in New Hampshire. but there are less NH voters than there are in California. And the poor and racially inferior tend to breed at higher rates than those upper IQ states and they are now even considering giving the voting rights back to felons

>Our system is shit, but you going after the electoral college shows you haven't even given it any thought because it's meant to make up for that entire innate flaw with democratic voting

Screaming

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>>74466056
>less NH voters

>>74466076
Regina Spektor

>>74466112

>>74466112

>>74466112

>>74466112

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>>74465900
Half of them aren't there legally anyway 2bqh
Regardless, they get 55 ACTUAL VOTES in the presidential election.

@74465904
Shan't be wasting my time arguing with this child anymore.

love the villa
hate blues
hate baggies
hate leeds
hate west ham
hate newcastle
hate milwall
hate utd
hate chelski
hate liverpool
hate qpr

>his parents didn't go to top 20 universities and get first class degrees
how does it feel to be a brainlet?

SHANNOT

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>>74466088
Have a hit

>>74466111
hahaha love the coloured girl here

shant

>>74466112

>>74466112

>>74466112

>>74466111
me on the far bottom right after I realise I had left the oven on

eh lads bit of relatable banter there

>>74466111
me one away from the bottom right

@74466081

Don't intend to do anything of the sort, you complete and utter runt.

>>74466076
Alison Brie

>>74466111
Wut

>>74466141
Hans, don't fucking (You) me ever again when you think you know more about something that you don't.

shant.

>>74466104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyOaNpwjTKU

>>74465967
were all out tomorrow mate, dont worry about it, ill chuck you a text :)

>>74466137
this isn't an argument and I'm glad you've tacitly agreed with me

>>74466111
Hmm

Fascinating

>>74466278
don't fucking undermine hatposting you stupid yank

JANNO

>JANNY'D

MADMAN

woah janny was NOT pleased with that

>>74466509
>>74466509
>>74466509
>>74466509
>>74466509
>>74466509

THE J MAN COMMETH

who said reporting doesn't pay off lol

AHHHHHAHAHA the fucking state of your soiled diapers
>janny help they've said naughty things!!

>>74465835
Rey looks like THAT?

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>>74465900
>>74465904
>>74465938
positively sharting at these pooperpillaged brits who're jealous we didn't let our gubbamint overrun our country with uncivilized immigrants

>>74466315
Half was a hyperbole, but ~2.4m estimated. Assuming you believe the estimates aren't intentionally low due to media bias and unwillingness of illegal immigrants to admit to their crimes.

http://www.pewhispanic.org/interactives/unauthorized-immigrants/

>>74466649
>we didn't let our gubbamint overrun our country with uncivilized immigrants
you already have though mr 56%