/brit/

>JANNY'D

Janny you fucking bellend

ah yes
the (unpaid) janitor

>>74462368
taxation is theft

rate:
>Colombian (2)
>Brasilian (1)
>Korean (2)
>Taiwanese (1)
>French african (1)
>American (4)
>British (1)

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an ancient cleaner awakens

sister's friend is in the next room

she's 13

go go
go janny go

>>74461896
told you

have a day off you sadcase

>>74462412
Poo on her

first janny activity for weeks

THE UNPAID CUSTODIAN STRIKES AGAIN
NONE DARE QUESTION HIS RULE

>>74462412
nonce

got the shite factory working overtime tonight

>>74462412
pics

me personally:
greek (1)

>>74462412
Well, by being in another room to you, she clearly wants the Maple D.

>>74462379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps4_-1aywbA

Taxation is, in fact, theft.

>>74462423
Wonder if are janner gets 28 days of paid holiday per year.

Are you the adventurous type? Do you consider backpacking up the side of a mountain to be a fun pastime? How about kayaking along a raging river with nothing more than some plastic and nylon between you and a close meeting with jagged rocks? If you’re like me, your answer to the above is a resounding no, but lots of people consider those activities to be the height of recreation. I wonder though, how many of those people would be as enthusiastic about embarking on a voyage across more than three thousand kilometers of open-ocean in a vessel only a bit larger than a canoe. I’d bet a good number of those intrepid adventure seekers would rather stay home. I know I would.

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>>74462404

I support Norwich City F.C.

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>>74462457
indeed...

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>>74462420

posted this >>74461942

and then he pops up for the first time in ages

coincidence? i think not!

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>>74462480
I support Minnesota Vikings FC

>>74462446
Thank you for remembering my post x

honestly my goal in life is to have a child with each one of the races

imagine having a half black child, half asian child, half arab child, etc

what do you think janny's christmas bonus is like?

>>74462510
Lay off the kopparberg mixed fruits lad

>>74462537
Old Mout kiwi and lime actually...

>>74462510
They're years away from having a capable delivery system and by that time they'll be a crater.

>>74462533
At least 3 months pay

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>>74462480
For me, It's the rams

>>74462533
https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>>74462533
a lump of coal

Give footballers Janny's wages

>>74462533
with his high performance last year i imagine it is several multiples of his base salary of 0 pounds and 0 pence

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>calling yourself a late bloomer when you look like a pound shop version of Ronda Rousey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0EDNX47S20

they're 35% british

>>74462384
>>74462390
>>74462400
>>74462420
>>74462431
>>74462458
>>74462533
Friendly reminder janny/janitor is a dirty yank word

Business idea: Instead of using janny/janitor, use the word "cleaner".

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for me, it's cia

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>>74462533
like caffeinated cheese

trimmed the beard with a nose trimmers haha

74462591
Shan't

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>>74462480

>>74462584
>RADA graduate

get in there la' she'll be rich and famous because of connections.

>>74462557
>just realised neets got a Christmas bonus and I didn't

>>74462557
howling

>>74462591
>use the word "cleaner".
but that's fucking stupid

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alds does anyone have the UK version of this, the really long one

>>74462584
>Pippi

what kind of name is that?

@74462591
FECK OFF

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>walk all the way to the gym
>shut with no explanation

WTF? I hate muscles now

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for me, it is bashar al assad

business idea: pretend to be homeless and take donations on the street

Downloading tinder :\

Why am I nervous?

>>74462591
haha good one kev

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soham_murders#Ian_Huntley

>>74462645
lol gym runt

>6000 words to write in half a week
>not even went to a lecture for the module

lol

does cannabis turn people into degenerates or are scum just attracted to it?

>>74462698
you gonna 'cide?

Modern media getting pretty heated nowadays lads

https://youtu.be/TAu-PXDhLX0

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>does cannabis turn people into degenerates or are scum just attracted to it?

>>74462741
little of both

>>74462746
nah, pretty confident I'm intelligent enough to wing it.

>>74462741
Cannabis isn't even really strong. Have you ever tried kopparberg mixed fruits?

>>74462632

>>74462632

>>74462632

LADS pls post it i know one of you has it I need it

>>74462749
i thought tommy was on the muslims side now

>>74462749
was listening to sargon's video about child sex trafficking rings on my way to work today, probably not the best thing to listen to first thing in the morning haha

>>74462697
*throws a 1.25kg plate at you*
*watches you crash to the floor as you catch it*

>>74462741
Scum are attracted to anything that intoxicates or alters the mind. The only bad thing about pot is potheads tbf.

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>does cannabis turn people into degenerates or are scum just attracted to it?

important poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/12901585
https://www.strawpoll.me/12901585
https://www.strawpoll.me/12901585

>>74462368
a weblink will be good

willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy

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Though I have a broken heart
I'm too busy to be heartbroken
There's a lot of things that need to be done
Lord I have a broken heart

Though I have a broken dream
I'm too busy to be dreaming of you
There's a lot of things that I gotta do
Lord I have a broken dream

And I'm wasted all the time
I've gotta drink you right off of my mind
I've been told that this will heal given time
Lord I have a broken heart

And I'm crying all the time
I have to keep it covered up with a smile
And I'll keep on moving on for a while
Lord I have a broken heart

>>74462757
>one of my fb friend shares post someone made about muh global big pharma conspiracy about cannabis oil curing cancer
>the comments in those posts from the weed heads

>>74462774
>kopparberg
degenerate alcoholic spotted

Since Janny killed the thread last time I asked.

What's a good, short, summer flick?

>>74462818
The Burgh

>>74462818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz6cfnATkSY

>>74462851
inbetweeners movie

>>74462851
You added 'summer' since last last time

Grease

Sorry for the sperg out earlier.

Sorry to the Candian mulatto too, if you're here.

>>74462877
shit

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alri rate my new cosplay

>>74462890
hello marvin

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*catches a whiff of a Koppaberg*

>>74462749

leftists literally want MILLIONS more of these beasts

The other German poster is malware, do NOT open his posts.

>>74462838
willy?

Watching Cowboy Bebop

>>74462786
Tommy has a journalist pass now. Very based.

>>74462800
I'm glad the muslim problem continues to gather momentum.

know where my next paycheck is coming from

Stop replying to him

lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7O7BtBnsG4


Dunkirk was actually mental when you think about it, act of God

>>74462591
but janitors/cleaners can't delete threads

>>74462923
synthwave is shit music for autists 2bh

>>74462527
no problem lad x

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the koppaberg krew

As a lebanese christian man from the middle east who has fought isis and all sort of radical scum, i have no problem to go to the Uk and beat the living shit out of these dirty fuckers. I will bring a crew of 7 other veteran lebanese men with me who have killed hundreds of isis scum over several battles with me just tell us when where and how we can arrange it. We are arabs so we know how to deal with these scum they are not real muslims they are filthy scum that need to be exterminated.

>>74462980
it's an epidemic

we need this stuff off the streets NOW

when a flat chested girl hugs you she holds you closer to her heart

Anime R&B

https://youtu.be/Js0B8VQVaVs

>>74463014
very creative asylum seeker

*plays dark souls 3*

>>74463014
would find a paki wearing a fedora if i wasn't on my phone

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yum

>>74462980
>>74463044
me and the squad at maccy d's after the sesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fse_hYjv3Y8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fse_hYjv3Y8

>>74462950

Wonder if the French troops will appear in it at all.

>>74463062
*breaks your glasses*
neeeeeerd

Only spend £20 per week on groceries and make a packed lunch every day to spend money, but over the last couple of months I've invested £4k into a mixture of sensible stocks and meme cryptocurrency. Think I'm a bit of a secret jew desu, literally don't care about the conditions in my life as long as my investments perform well.

how do cyclists get around without getting lost?

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>>74462529

>>74463089
FOCKIN FROGS? IN MY FILM

NOT ON YER FUCKIN LIFE SON, THIS IS ABAAT BRITAN, NOT SOME FACKIN SURRENDER MONKEY

>>74463123
made £700 on the 'ck market today 2bh

memory and headphone gps

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So my friend thought it would be a great idea to hold his wedding in fucking Asia.

Return flights will cost about $800. That is flying cheap airlines.
Accommodation will be about $600 for the 4 nights.
Other shit will of course cost money.

I don't think I can afford to go. Yes. I'm 30 and don't have a spare $2000 to make a friend happy. I am a failure, I know that. The friend has made it difficult though

spent £75 on a bottle of johnnie walker gold route at the duty free in ezezia airport

>>74463062
*sends a 200000W power surge into your PC, causing the powersupply to instantly overheat and set fire to the carpet which results in your runt shed burning down with all of your belongings inside*

heh, nothing personal kid

>>74463147
>>74463127

>>74463014
Wish this was real

>>74463149
Is Kopparberg provided? This is important.

>>74463127
road signs

religions are merely different interpretations of revelations from the collective unconscious

>>74463014

LE BASED LEBABUM LMAO HAHAHAH PARIASE KEKE

>>74463149
He's having it in Asia so that people won't turn up but he won't look like a dick for not inviting everyone

PRINCE PHILIP IS DEAD

PRINCE PHILIP IS DEAD

>>74463014
>im a muslim etc
>xxx radicals ARENT real muslims

This is the emptiest phrase ever. Muslims can hardly decide believers among sects of sects. A sizable amount of Muslims sympathize with terrorists.

>>74463144
How much do you have invested? I have £2k in stocks but I only made £7 today.

>>74463219
>>74463240
Good

>>74463177
time and a place mate

>>74463219
>>74463240
source?

>>74463049
:3
need a skinny shy gf

Today was a bad day at work, I had 3 customers escalate in the first 3 hours, I made a couple of bad decisions that could bite me in the future and I had awkward interactions with colleagues again. The positives of the day were an email sent at the end of the day praising me (and some others) for my excellent performance thus far, the other high point was a colleague praising my impressive stats (still the most calls taken in the CS department).

Booked a GP appointment during my lunch, a co-worker caught me during my first attempt so I tried again but this time in the disabled toilets. Set for 2 weeks from now, just gonna get some antidepressants.

My GP sent a letter, saw it when I got home, he was just repeating that he thinks he can help and I should book an appointment. I can’t remember who I was assigned, I just hope it wasn’t him again.

I inadvertently sat near the trans-girl during break and overheard some interesting conversation, she’s apparently a massive fan of drag, goes to competitions regularly and has an active social life. Bit odd though that she doesn’t own a smart phone. Going to stop talking about her now as I might say something unkind or just plain weird. I’ll say this though, I am jealous of how functional she is and would like to talk to her but I wouldn’t have anything interesting to say, unlike her.

My dad has chucked my scales, no idea what I weigh now. But what I do know is that my facial hair situation is still awful, I’ll just have to demand they turn the setting up much higher.

A trio of paki school girls trailed behind me as I walked home, they were behaving like the common,uncivilized tramps they are, they three of them were shouting threats and insults down their phone at another girl while using paki slang.

>>74463249
Terrorist isn't a bad word

One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter

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>>74463219
>>74463240

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>>74463219
>>74463240
sauce? proofs?

Don't reply to it

https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/860535531800850432
Which one of you is it?

>liz is going to outlive phillip
mad

Give me a list of what you hate and what you love

Hate pakis
Cider
Waiting
Rainy days

Love pints
Love football
Love the pub

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Really gets your neurons firing

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>it changes its trip
>takes me 2 seconds to filter it again

wonder how it feels to know you're definitely dying soon

>>74463149
people who do that are selfish cunts

tell him to get a grip

>>74463329
>I might have a shot with Lizzy

feels good man

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>>74463049
Yes, but when a giant tittymonster hugs me I get an erection.

The Obamacare is dead. Long live Trumpcare!

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why do women have such an aesthetic shape lads?

>>74463349
>Have all trips filtered
>Avoid this problem by default

*sips Kopparberg*

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bathtime

https://www.rt.com/viral/387293-cavalli-underwater-photoshoot-shark/
slag got sharked

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>>74463368
No idea tbfamalam

>>74463359
Would bang. A big woman who carries her weight well can be hot.

Today was a bad day at work, I had 3 customers escalate in the first 3 hours, I made a couple of bad decisions that could bite me in the future and I had awkward interactions with colleagues again. The positives of the day were an email sent at the end of the day praising me (and some others) for my excellent performance thus far, the other high point was a colleague praising my impressive stats (still the most calls taken in the CS department).

Booked a GP appointment during my lunch, a co-worker caught me during my first attempt so I tried again but this time in the disabled toilets. Set for 2 weeks from now, just gonna get some antidepressants.

My GP sent a letter, saw it when I got home, he was just repeating that he thinks he can help and I should book an appointment. I can’t remember who I was assigned, I just hope it wasn’t him again.

I inadvertently sat near the trans-girl during break and overheard some interesting conversation, she’s apparently a massive fan of drag, goes to competitions regularly and has an active social life. Bit odd though that she doesn’t own a smart phone. Going to stop talking about her now as I might say something unkind or just plain weird. I’ll say this though, I am jealous of how functional she is and would like to talk to her but I wouldn’t have anything interesting to say, unlike her.

My dad has chucked my scales, no idea what I weigh now. But what I do know is that my facial hair situation is still awful, I’ll just have to demand they turn the setting up much higher.

A trio of paki school girls trailed behind me as I walked home, they were behaving like the common,uncivilized tramps they are, they three of them were shouting threats and insults down their phone at another girl while using paki slang.

>>74463330
Hate pakis

Love Britain

>>74463391
>https://www.rt.com/viral/387293-cavalli-underwater-photoshoot-shark/
>viral

VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

>>74463368
They don't. Look at any fit male physique and its much more complex and pleasing to the eye

I'm not even gay but all women have is boobs and bum, zero definition or frame

>>74463371
*jumps in*

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>>74463368
jesus mary and joseph

>>74463410
alri bender

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>>74463211
No, he didn't invite people in the first place. Met so many people and been like 'so Xs wedding'. And none of them have been invited.

SCREAMING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4478082/Three-foot-7in-dwarf-elected-Britain-s-shortest-politician.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4478082/Three-foot-7in-dwarf-elected-Britain-s-shortest-politician.html

Today was a bad day at work, I had 3 customers escalate in the first 3 hours, I made a couple of bad decisions that could bite me in the future and I had awkward interactions with colleagues again. The positives of the day were an email sent at the end of the day praising me (and some others) for my excellent performance thus far, the other high point was a colleague praising my impressive stats (still the most calls taken in the CS department).

Booked a GP appointment during my lunch, a co-worker caught me during my first attempt so I tried again but this time in the disabled toilets. Set for 2 weeks from now, just gonna get some antidepressants.

My GP sent a letter, saw it when I got home, he was just repeating that he thinks he can help and I should book an appointment. I can’t remember who I was assigned, I just hope it wasn’t him again.

I inadvertently sat near the trans-girl during break and overheard some interesting conversation, she’s apparently a massive fan of drag, goes to competitions regularly and has an active social life. Bit odd though that she doesn’t own a smart phone. Going to stop talking about her now as I might say something unkind or just plain weird. I’ll say this though, I am jealous of how functional she is and would like to talk to her but I wouldn’t have anything interesting to say, unlike her.

My dad has chucked my scales, no idea what I weigh now. But what I do know is that my facial hair situation is still awful, I’ll just have to demand they turn the setting up much higher.

A trio of paki school girls trailed behind me as I walked home, they were behaving like the common,uncivilized tramps they are, they three of them were shouting threats and insults down their phone at another girl while using paki slang.

>>74463371
alri bathlad

>>74463410
women have much softer features. That's the definition of beauty

>>74463410
bent twat

dont

>>74463371
absolute runt tier feet

>>74463446
Bender

>>74463437
>the welsh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hmm yes yes indeed

>>74463250
about £20k (almost as much as my student loan now)

thinking about turning on the telly to watch IZIT A DOLLFIN IN A BARFTUB

>>74463437
>he can get a gf but i can't
i'm dooooomed

>>74463437
good lad

not nice to laugh at the disabled lad, you should know better than anyone

74463401
Dont ever reply to me again paki nut case

>>74463457
shant

>>74463368
Nice Anterior Pelvic Tilt going on there. Reminds me of my postural problems

reading borges

>>74463475
Watch the footy

Should I watch Meatballs, Weekend At Bernie's or Ferris Bueller?

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>>74463445
alri

>>74463513
I only get channels 1-5

Friendly reminder: "cleaner" is word used by dirty mafiosi gangsters for hired killers.

>>74463513
Who's playing

Always reply politely to poleaboo posts
Always report bullies

>>74463437
>britleprechauns

could heem every last one of you

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Off to Leicester to see the future Prime Minister. See you at the other side comrades xx

Paul Nuttall feebly tries to attach his harness as his once-airworthy plane plummets to earth. He feels a strong yet firm, stable hand on his shoulder cautioning him to stop. He looks up, it's Theresa May.

May: [raspily] No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

Nuttall's expression seems to be conflicted, in the length of a single breath he contemplates the finality of death, the worthiness of his cause and the cruelty of fate. He steels himself, and his gaze meets May's.

Nuttall: Have we started the fire?

May: [muffled] Yes, the fire rises.

May hurriedly attaches a harness around a hysterical Douglas Carswell who is kicking up a fuss about being injected with the Conservative party line direct from a drip attached to the long-dead corpse of John Major.

May: [wheezing with great difficulty] Calm down Douglas, now is not the time for fear- that comes later.

Carswell only shrieks louder as May activates the winch and they are both wrenched high into the air. Below them the UKIP plane is seen plummeting to earth, Nuttal still strapped inside.

The camera switches to a view of Carswell and May swinging precariously mid-air with their winch attached to a large aircraft with a Conservative logo on the side. After several seconds an explosion is heard but not seen.

>>74463566
>Vanish

Hmm REALLY wish you would

>>74463462
Why do you have a student loan? Isn't it all free in Deutschland? I'm about £30k in debt with that shit, such a bloody con desu.

>>74463535
you only just finding this out now? have you never seen Leon: The Professional? primo noncecore

brb gotta poo

>>74463533
What are you poor?

>>74463538
Hammers v Chicken on a basketball

>>74462618
>filename
keekeekee

why do some moronic cagers refuse to overtake even when you make a massive space for them

>>74463561
Could reduce you to your raw components with a single hook

>>74463528
>hitchhikers thumb

good lad

still got runt trotters though

>>74463528
benis

Are women good?

How can I make friends with the trans girl at work?

Need an excuse to talk to her

>>74463547
Good post

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on a date

>>74463611
That's not a Hitchhiker's thumb

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quite like president bog

>>74463600
funny hearing this word cager when its used in the US almost entirely by bikers, but when brits use it its because most of them are limp wristed bike fags

>>74463528
>fits in a bath
manlet

>>74463584
Didn't go uni in germany

German unis aren't well known anyway

Need to have my knob blown by a slag.

>>74463527
Ferris

>>74463617
Talk about tranny pills

Going to eat my dindins now, see you lads in a bit x

>>74463584
What? I thought uni was free in the UK.

>tfw no student loans because merit scholarship covered my tuition and housing at a state uni

Feels good to be slightly less fucked than the average burger

>>74463648
there are no cyclists in britain

would love to atomize this paddy's jaw

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>>74463566
mate come now

>>74463625
don't cry

>>74463584
Every """"European"""" poster in here is just hiding from student loans/UK taxes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

*stabs you*

>>74463649
fat cunt

>>74463611
what's so runty about them?

benis

>>74463660
I don't want to out myself

She probably won't respect me for it since she already has plenty of trans friends she'll know I'm only interested in her because I want a trans friend to start my own collection

benin

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>>74463723

the STATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwjpHmllyN8

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hate women

>>74463711
are you like 5'5"? Only women fit in baths.

>>74463651
*gives your mother a shotgun*

whats that /bant/ board like? how long is it up?
>haven't been on 4chan since tuesday

bored as fuck

>>74463783
do a wank

>>74463783
Post willy and the lads will r8 it

don't like this irish spacker

>>74463566
Howling at that runts profile

berlin

>>74463774
It's like a mixture of /int/ and /b/ inhabited by teenagers from /pol/. Pretty fucking awful

keep yawning

>>74463768
Is Tim trying to steal Robin's gimmick

>>74463783
Read my blog

https://poleaboo.wordpress.com
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com

>>74463765
fantastic post

>>74463768
love him

>>74463772
his legs are poking out you mong

>>74463833
would betray my race with

>>74463820
no

>>74463770
Runt detector just fucking exploded

>>74463650
Is it worth giving up free uni just to go to a better one in the UK? Which one did you go to anyway? Unless it's Oxbridge or UCL then you shouldn't have bothered desu.

>>74463662
Nah, I paid £3,300 per year for fees for my BSc and £6,500 for my MSc (although I borrowed money from family for that one rather than the government). With the maintenance loans chucked in too, that takes me to about £30k. Year after I went they raised it, so students since then have had to pay £9k per year, leaving them with something like £45k debt after they graduate (plus it gains interest at a faster rate than inflation). Most of them will never earn enough to pay it back, so it's pointless.

It's a complete fucking scam too, university here is shit. I went to a top 10 uni and only had 6 hours teaching per week, they just trade off their names because they know they'll get lots of students regardless.

ireland should be destroyed

Munchen>Berlin

>>74463770
doesn't even matter
she probably gets billions of (you)s

back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87gWaABqGYs
galway mentioned lads

"woman"

in the light
a pretty rose
thorned as it be
beautiful, slender but sharp
calling out to thee
but when your heart is stolen
crushed and laid in grave
you'll look upon that rose once more
and wish you weren't so brave

>>74463662
University is free in Britain as they are supported by Chinese students

Our 'debt' is about £4 a day once you start earning above a certain amount

>>74463833
very nice boobies

>>74463907
I'm not german to begin with, but yes

Too doxxable where i went though

>>74463848
he's not even bent at the knee. If that were me and my feet were where his are, my knees would be almost at a 90 degree angle

business idea: shoot myself

>>74463585
ah yes, Soccer a.m. would do sketches based on Leon ~2004 making fun of O.L. in the Champions' League (i.i.c.r.)

>>74463934
FAMINE'D

>>74463968
>£4 a day

Could buy a Tesco meal deal with that with change. Absolutely extortionate.

>>74463823
hmm

*adds to comically long list of places never to go*

Thoughts lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7O7BtBnsG4

lmaoing at the bathlets ITT

>>74463368
because propagation of the species is quite essential
>>74463410 is a colossal bender

>>74464032
Ah yes, the greatest retreat in history. Very impressive.

>>74463907
FOB

Watching Impact Wrestling on Spike

George Zimmerman is a murderer

>>74463934
>writing your own fanfics about yourself so you can pretend you're your grandad shagging your granny
that ed's a bloody weird one

Daily reminder that George Zimmerman did nothing wrong.

did a massive cum

>>74464049
it's not meant to be a glorious victory you autistic downie jfc

>>74464049
>Very impressive.

well it was actually

>>74464049
It unironically was, when the Germans "retreated" from Russia they got massacred before they got home ahah

>>74464019
And a freddo. Meal deals are only £3 mate.

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very excited for this meme mashup of tim and robin seplut

Quite fucking sick of captcha

>>74464057
Why aren't you watching the footy? I thought you were a thoroughbred brit?

>girl i shagged on and off at uni is about to get married to guy she was seeing at the time
>ive got an invitation

what do?

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>>74464097

love a cheeky headbutt

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493973336707.webm

having a dos equis to celebrate cinco de mayo

>>74464138
FONT

>>74464138
Shag her again mate.

Alternatively tell the husband-to-be about the previous beddings.

>>74464146

STROOTH

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poo wank!

>>74464146
mummy

>>74464129
I don't have SKY TV

Can't watch much live football

>>74464146
Stop triggering my gender dysphoria

>>74464162
Fuck Mexico and fuck Cinco de Mayo.

>>74464159
>Frosty Jacks.webm

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>>74463934
>Ed Sheeran
>that song
like it ever fucking needed a cover done of it.

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>>74464032

>>74464159
top boy

>
you don't have gender dysphoria
stop taking hormones for fuck sake

>>74464241
It's not a cover. He wrote his own song with the exact same title for some reason.

>>74464244
/brit/kirk

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Need a /feet/ gf

>hates GMOs
>hates world hunger

what's wrong with retards who think like this?

>>74464300
>>74464300
>>74464300

Watching the guvnor documentary on Netflix

Honestly desperately cringey to watch Lenny mcleans balding ginger scrote of a son talk shite on camera muttering on about how "grimey da east end wuz in da day", dunno how this got five stars I'm sick of seeing this ginger twats stupid fucking mug trying to claim his fathers legacy all the way trying to add hyperbolic effect to the stigma of personality surrounding McLean

The simple fact is I'd batter both Lenny McLean and his son at the same time

How come I don't get chebs :(

>>74464077
image

>>74464265
How would you know whether or not j have gender dysphoria?

I know how I feel

cease engagement immediately

>>74464291
shithouse wanker

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Here's an arse.

>>74464205
rude

>>74464310
yeah well id batter u and the mcleans at the same time u runt
brb gettin a bit worked up gotta hit the punching bag

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>>74463833
>>74464146
>>74464289
'm a BIG fan of this gimmick