5 de mayo

>>74461545
sorry not sorry

Imagine my shock when I realized those stupid spics think they defeated us

>>74461545
Happy Mexican Independence Day!
Lets celebrate the traditional way with a plate of nachos and margaritas!

>>74461863
is not our independece day >.>

>>74461773
Imagine my laugh when I realized those pussies French yielded without fighting in the WW2

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>>74461773
I think we did mohamed!

>>74461959
>without fighting

>>74461890
Nah really? What's it then? Revolution day? Moctezuma birthday?

>Mexico
>non existant country desu

>>74461545
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wzDlPE3MyPA

the french won it back a year later

>>74463979
They never held true control of anything
They never collected proper taxes, the laws they passed were just ignored
They just came here, got shot, got sick and died

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You sealed your fate as US' bitch

>>74463979
The lost the war

cringe

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Happy cinco de mayo Mexico!

>>74465186
back then, trucks of peace didn't exist

>>74465186
we came there with a plan, we succeeded, american political pressure accelerated our departure. at that point it became a civil war, a war between the mexican empire and the mexican republic. you really think you savages can beat us?

>Maximilian expressed progressive European political ideas, favouring the establishment of a limited monarchy sharing powers with a democratically elected congress. He inspired passage of laws to abolish child labour, limit working hours, and abolish a system of land tenancy that virtually amounted to serfdom among the Indians. This was too liberal to please Mexico's conservatives, and the nation's liberals refused to accept a monarch, leaving Maximilian with few enthusiastic allies within Mexico.
OH MY GOD THE FRENCH ARE SO EVIL

>>74466046
More like stupid, I mean I don`t know how the french expect things to work out at the end. Did they think USA civil war was to goin to last forever? Why they didn`t remove Maximilian when he lost the conservative support? They just waste time and resources in a stupid enterprise.

>>74466523
was going to*

>>74466523
More like you all are stupid for not keeping him

>>74466523
napoleon III was really bad at foreign policies, we was only good domestically.

>>74466722
He was a pretty weak and naive emperor, plus he and Juarez had similar ideas.But it`s not like you guys were going to do nothing about a fucking empire right next to you.
Porfirio Diaz it`s better btw,

>>74461545
>victory against the French
>Mexico winning against France
>fucking Mexico beating France
Are you kidding me? is this true? i mean it's the frogs we're talking about here so i wouldn't put anything past them, but really? That's a level of JUST that shouldn't even be mathematically possible

>>74467143
>Russia

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Please stop being rude to France.

t. >CHI

>>74467143
also they didn't defeat us.

>>74467339
Mexico's opinion is not important, anyway

>>74467348
>also they didn't defeat us
We won the battle.
Also you withdraw without accomplish anything.

>>74467310
you talkin' to me?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74467664
aye

>>74467533
Isn't making the lil Austrian guy your emperor good enough?

Some appalling English in this thread

>>74467787
>Isn't making the lil Austrian guy your emperor good enough?
Nah, he was nothing but a curiosity.

>>74467935
I'll count it as a "not bad" thing

>defeat France
>make a holliday out of it

It's really like 3rd worlders like being mediocre.

>>74463979
And lost it again not long after.

>>74468026
Stop implying we're a weak country and people

What happened to non-french people? You used to be more respectful, world...!

>>74468010
We shouldn't have joined the allies in WWII.

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>>74467787
I said to you, you talkin' to me?

>>74468111

You were useless, anyway

(not saying we were useful, we were ridiculous desu)

>>74468026
>It's really like 3rd worlders like being mediocre
Says the 3rd worlder.
France being weak it`s one of the shitteast memes.

>>74468172
>burning your own country

the ETERNAL slav

>>74468178
Rude, we provided air support.

>>74468193
Just saying, only China managed to lose against a trans-oceanic invasion... winning against France with those odds really doesn't seem like a reason to celebrate...

But I guess 3rd worlders just don't have enough going on, so beating the "big bad France" seemed to have inflated their little egos when they couldn't even defeat the fledgling US.

>>74468209
>be french army
>have support from all of europe
>invade russia with 3 times more soldiers than russian army equipped with stones and sticks
>all russians do is run away and burn their own country
>still manage to somehow lose
You're not helping your case.

>>74468351
Your climate is terrible, m8

>>74468252
(thanks for the help)

>>74468351
at least Napoleon take a shit watching Moscow burning

>>74468392
>what is Borodino

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>>74468178
we did it good for just a few airplanes

>>74468392
>already raising the white flag
Never change francoise

>>74468601
>1 plane lost in combat
>3 pilots lost in combat

How do you lose 3 pilots with one plane when the 201st flew P-47s?

>>74468671
>victory against us
>defeat
>another victory

'kay

>>74468299
But we don`t celebrate the end of the war, we celbrate a battle we won in which the odds weren`t in our favor, we celebrate the men who give their lives for this country (at least I do).If you can't understand that I really pity you.

>>74468671
>Pictoline
Fuck those libtards.
Also, I don`t work today nor I go to the uni.

>>74468786
men giving their life for the country must be rare in Mexico then

I understand, who'd give their lives for that...

>>74468861
I havent gone to the uni all week ha!

>>74468659
in the stats you can see 5 aircraft damaged, maybe the pilots were injured or killed but they recovered the airplane.

>>74461545
Congratulations mexico xox

>>74468916
>men giving their life for the country must be rare in Mexico then
Not really, we have soldier who risk their lives to keep this country safe. And what makes you said that? Do you think celebrating when men give their lives for a country must be done when just a few men are willing to do that sacrifise? Nonsense.