>he doesn't have an American wife

My godmother is american

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>>74455685
>wanting to be a cuck

>>74455685
At least it is the best way to avoid her suing or paying her child support

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>he doesn't have a 2d wife
explain yourself RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>74455685
I only want a wonderful French (not a spastic french-canadian beast) wife

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I wish I had ;_;

>>74455806

>wifeing an underage cartoon character

>tfw no gun loving American conservative gf

>>74456136
Idk why you'd want that, they tend to be hyper-religious and kind of racist. Plus their fathers are likely to be the "shotgun marriage enforcer" type.

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>>74456010
>">wifeing an underage cartoon character"

>>74456171
Beats a liberal woman who'd false accuse you of rape and racism while they persecute you for your white male privilege.

>>74455806
Sup

>>74455763

KEK, sums up the whole purpose of fucking stinky liberalism.

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>>74455685
>tfw no American wife
>tfw no American wife to shoot guns with
>tfw no American wife to eat burgers with
>tfw no American wife to vote Republican with
>tfw no American wife try peanut-butter with
>tfw no American wife to drive Hummers with
>tfw no American wife to complain about sudacas with
>tfw no American wife to repeatedly shout "USA! USA! USA!" with
>tfw no American wife to shitpost on /int/ with
>tfw no American wife to eat low quality cheese with
>tfw no American wife that loves me


you're one lucky leaf OP

AMERICAN WOMAN

STAY AWAY FROM MEEEE

>>74455685
>Has a wife
>Is a dumb anime-posting weeb faggot anyway

>>74455685

>have a Canadian wife
>she puts milk in a ziplock bag

THE GLASS WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. RIGHT IN FRONT.

>>74459220

Your contribution to the musical world is Madonna with down syndrome.