commonwealth edition
maisie
plymouth is actually an alright place
England, Scotland and Harpland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcLDKrj00to
faith goldy is bae
thought i told you to fuck off bucks
umm attracted a bit to him
RUNNING AWAY WONT CHANGE ANYTHING
If your local council/mayor isn't a Tory, please remove yourself from this thread x
marion
>"ugh, i'm such a nerd"
been cutting down for 2 months now
lost 9lbs
alri
Who is your favourite Youtuber?
Have never seen a bare lady's bottom in my life
going now :) bye forever
take me back dad, we were great together
stepdad china is raping me with communism pls help
Lucid dreaming lad here. Anyone need any advice?
>>74455434
keep it up x
DAYDREAM by I HATE MODELS
>>74455434
Good lad. Keep pushing.
Lost 15 since february 21st.
>>74455434
4 kg in 2 months? pathetic
>>74455463
yeah
how do I lucid dream?
>>74455424
majority labour and going nowhere xoxo
>>74455452
pleeease tell me it isn't so :(
only reason I voted was because I was already at the school. had i not been out that day i wouldn't have bothered
>>74455463
What should I eat to gain weight?
had a weird nightmare last night
someone hanged herself infront of me
>>74455445
SovietWomble
>>74455455
?你老母
javascript:quote('74310552');
>>74455378
Niggers in Africa love the far right.
>>74455445
elliot rodger
>>74455455
hey im headed to hong kong this summer to study, what should i do while there
>>74455479
1lb a week is the ideal amount so you lose the minimum amount of muscle xx
>>74455503
hung themselves
Beep Boop I'm a bot
me on the far right
>>74455452
said this earlier you lying WHORE how DARE you
>>74455563
yes thanks
cheeky gram of gak
>>74455563
hanged you stupid fucking cunt
Any new boards introduced today?
>>74455582
Jelly. Good shit?
Would love to see one of you pathetic worms call me a leaf in person. Would turn your skeleton into bone meal in one single swift blow to the solar plexus
>>74455484
The easiest way is just reality checks through the day, and dream diaries. I really only do dream diaries though. Just record what goes on in your dreams, you'll remember them more.
>>74455502
Peanut butter and oats is what I use.
Is there anything more embarrassing than someone who drags their mongy argument from thread to thread.
swear going to my barbers is just a fucking gamble on whether you're getting a decent cut
there's one bloke who is decent, one who is shit hot and gives God-tier cuts every time and one clueless woman who just speed cuts and fucks it up. i walk in when she's free EVERY fucking time and I'm way too autistic to say no when she gestures me to come sit down, I just sit down and willingly let her fuck up my hair again
>>74455580
no you were correct, when referring to a person dying by hanging the past tense is "hanged"
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/hung-or-hanged
>>74455604
ye
going to the ol' 'ghain tomorrow x
>>74455577
Me in the radical centre.
>>74455605
nice virgin stance
>>74455624
Make an appointment silly
>>74455583
>>74455627
fucking PLEBS
>>74455605
I hope this is banter
>>74455605
virgin posture
emperors new clothes effect tv shows:
>drake and josh
>new simpsons
>modern family
>r. howard's goodnews
>2.5 men
>tfw have had dreams where I feel so content as if things cannot get any better and things have finally worked out
>Wake up
>>74455628
'ghain?
God I miss cocaine. Gonna buy an 8ball when I get back to ny in 2 weeks and ruin myself
>>74455657
LYING is not FUNNY when you are miseducating someone about our language
FUCK you
>>74455605
uhm yeah
you're hot
>>74455661
Big bang theory
>>74455624
last time I went the barber JFMSU days before a wedding
>>74455664
It's normal to wake up from nightmares
Girl on the till at HMV kept calling me 'my love' lads.
>>74455667
I'm gay
btw
Just wanted to say
OK?
SO THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE LONELY
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE SMALL
>>74455661
>drake and Josh
WRONG
tyson fury looks like the sort of man that smells really abd and rarely showers
>>74455357
Commonwealth Games on the Gold Coast in 2018
Any of you lads coming over, will be going to a few events myself
Girl at the gym always makes eye contact and uses stuff near me. Then some guy came in and was talking to her. Wonder if he was an orbiter or her bf. He appeared runt like.
Got a new job at HMV and me grandson walked in. Served him at my checkout and everything. Blanked his own nana the ignorant ungrateful cunt.
Girl at the gym always makes eye contact and uses stuff near me. Then some guy came in and was talking to her. Wonder if he was an orbiter or her bf. He appeared runt like.
>>74455702
all me
Havent showered in a week
>>74455702
I dont LIKE being LIED TO
>>74455729
inspiration for that post was me thinking about drake and josh and realising none of its jokes are actually funny josh just shouts a lot
spose the dad was quite funny maybe? cant remember
>>74455734
So... a pikey?
>>74455756
>>74455761
you sure you weren't looking in the mirror?
>>74455502
More
>>74455744
Let us stay on your couch lad
Girl at the gym always makes eye contact and uses stuff near me. Then some guy came in and was talking to her. Wonder if he was an orbiter or her bf. He appeared runt like.
>>74455642
you live in Ghana?
>>74455782
Your post was UNINSPIRED
>>74455802
That could be an option 2bh
Was wondering if we could get a /brit/ meetup going
>why yes, m'lady
>I WILL be attending the CWG or Commonwealth Games on the Gold Coast in 2018
Girl at the gym always makes eye contact and uses stuff near me. Then some guy came in and was talking to her. Wonder if he was an orbiter or her bf. He appeared runt like.
>>74455744
hmmm seems that would be a no then
Met my gf at the gym and some DYEL manlet was staring at her from behind the drinks machine. If I see him again I'll knock that creepy smirk to the other side of his face.
gotta get the bus into town to catch the train in an hour
literally can't be arsed
want to just sit here on my bottom all night
>>74455605
I'd bounce your head off the wall you pathetic virgin
6'5" 225 lbs
Why is some cunt reposting my comment
Fuck off
stop shouting
Why is some cunt reposting my comment
Fuck off
>>74455852
Looking a bit fat there manlet
>>74455828
Would be nice, no autists cos I wanna go surfing if I'm gonna be in Australia
@yank
>his cunt cant participate in the Commonwealth Games
howling
>>74455838
Cheap cunt
Why is some cunt reposting my comment
Fuck off
>>74455852
are you dying, with that skin tone?
>>74455834
someone's upset because they weren't invited
A lie is sweet in the beginning and bitter in the end
While truth is bitter in the beginning and sweet in the end
There is a bomb in my arse and it's called to the cum bomb
CUMBOOM
>>74455852
Get some sun lad
post apus
Why is some cunt reposting my comment
Fuck off
Why is some cunt reposting my comment
Fuck off
>>74455909
paki
>hmmm, pip ip, sirrah, i say sirrah, it appears as if i don't live in a country thats in the commonwealth
>Come on Anon, let's go vote conservative!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-x4PU8S6g
going to a house party with tons of people i know tonight but really cant be arsed
just want to stay in my room
>>74455852
tyson fury?
lads if I'm a deathly pale cunt and only burn in the sun is it still runty to use a sunbed?
>"hey, anon...i-is that a chinky takeaway? It's a friday night though...all of us are headed to the club tonite. Don't wanna be gassy an' that...oh you're going home to pooppost?"
>>74455828
I'd be the first one on the plane if turtlemong is there
>>74455897
obviously I'd go with family too so £6k just to get there is a bit much
fuck off kikes take the redpill and learn latin you cuck
>why yes I do indeed repost repeatedly
>>74455981
yes
>>74455982
That's an escort
Make this gimmick better by using Ethiopian qts and targeting it towards incel rorkes
>>74455982
would absolutely ravage her
Barber literally left me looking like Kim Jong-un lads ffs
>>74455982
there's something wrong with you
>>74455704
>tfw a guy calls you 'love'
You lads going out on the lash tonight?
>>74455981
just means that using those things will irreparably damage your skin and possibly give you cancer.
If you're determined to engage in such risky behaviour then limit your sunbed time to minutes only.
>>74455987
They made us learn latin to read the vulgate in school
>>74455983
Turtlemong lives in poofbourne, doubt he enjoys sports
>>74456020
at least you'll fit in when they take over
>>74455605
Weird boobs
>>74456038
Ya think?
>>74455997
fuck off kraut
>>74456015
fuck off leaf
>>74455977
fuck off frog
>>74455982
fuck off (hovers over flag) ethiopian
>>74456044
dont bloody think so mate got exams next week
>>74456044
playing poker with the lads
>>74456044
No. Some of us have work to do and sensibly don't partake in imbibing poison which will affect our bodies.
am i the only one who actually really likes prince charles, or as i've taken to calling him recently, prince chazza
>>74455977
Remember to bring a pint glass lad
>>74456088
Absolute sad case doesn't even know the flag of Ethiopia
Get off /int/ newcunt
oi yank, jog on. yeah yank, yeah. jog on you yank.
>chazza
the prospective /gf2017/ unironically actionposts with asterisks and all
bit odd
>>74456096
Sounds fun
Can I come? I'll bring a 6er
>People actually try to poison their own beautiful lily white skin
Will never understand tanning
>Labour
>>74456104
Monarchy won't survive public opinion in the colonies with that twat on the throne
>>74456133
are lass
>>74456135
yeh i guess. buy in is a fiver
>>74456115
>based somalibro
>>74456044
don't drink
so does that mean ukips only seat is in the European parliament? lol bit ironic
>>74456133
Let us have a go at her chebs love
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-tyne-39818610/drawing-of-straws-decides-election
ah yes democracy
>>74455661
emperors new groove effect tv shows:
>emperors new groove
>>74456143
Unless you have good genetics, being so pale makes you look sickly. A wee hint of a tan is all ye need. Then it won't look like you've spent you're life in the grave
i am the rightful heir to the british throne
>>74456143
Don't get a choice here 2bh
>>74456104
charlie wales
>>74456162
I only $ unless you have Venmo
>>74456211
you can fuck right off then mate
>>74456201
Can't tell if this is real or not
>>74456201
First Christian nation on planet Earth. Stop appropriating our culture
so bitter and angry
>>74456181
theyve got seats in the welsh assembly and greater london assembly x
>>74456199
>any tan at all
Disgusting. By virtue of being white, you inherently have good genetics.
Bet you scrotebags wouldn't start on scorpios crew! Feckin eejyts
>>74456044
Yep
>>74456234
don't rastafarians unironically believe that some random ethiopan PM or president or whatever is the second coming of god
bit odd
>>74456271
selassie
>>74456234
that would be Armenia
bit tired
>>74456231
Rude
>>74456264
Can I come? I'll buy the lads a round
>By virtue of being white, you inherently have good genetics.
>>74456235
love this post
>>74456271
>random ethiopan PM or president
That's Emperor Haile Selassie you're talking about there lad, Jah bless
business idea: northern irish gf who says words like now in a bizarre fashion
new choon - gyal from brum
https://youtu.be/BuvIIi2oDDY
>>74456167
That's not me
>By virtue of being white, you inherently have good genetics.
>>74456303
o-oh you didnt have to say that
>>74456236
>the welsh assembly and greater london assembly
ah yes, the kingmakers of british politics
>>74456311
Northern Irish girls are xenophobic as fuck and wouldn't accept a fat chink
>>74456235
is he ok?
Desperately need a couple of mates to get drunk with tonight
is it weird to be able to speak a lanaguge but not read/write it
my mate sits down to piss and says its the kings piss
Just filled up my engine coolant tank because it was really low. Not sure it was the right tank orthe right stuff I put in there (bottle says ready to use, I assume that means I don't mix it with water).
May be my last post if I got it wrong.
Fingers crossed.
>>74456351
i'll have you know that i'm almost entirely celtic genetically
thank you very much
'sheed
>>74456351
Chinks are rarely fat
>>74456360
but you're incapable of having mates
>Disgusting. By virtue of being white, you inherently have good genetics.
>>74456252
It's unhealthy to avoid the sun
>>74456360
>>74456361
>>74456366
>>74456368
not your facebook status get fucked
>>74456366
I lie down to have a piss, emperors new piss effect
Seems I triggered the non-whites
>>74456361
Not really
I've always found it easier to learn a language through speaking it but become fucking useless when it comes to reading or writing
Owl without feathers
Ayy lmao
anyone else feel like it's been endless election season?
general
indyref
brexit
yanks
leafs
brits again
later this year, the germans
just one after another
>>74456368
There's only 3 places to put fluid under the hood. And only 1 of the liquids looks like some kinda fruity juice
>>74456398
you dont need to expose yourself to dangerous levels of UV light to gain the benefits of sunlight.
Who /drinking/ here?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493990485410.webm
heres a new rap from me
oi oi
scroy scroy
bloy bloy
doy doy
bleeeeeeerrrrghhhhhhh
haha wicked
i come from wendover
i make the girls bendover
kidnapped your girl sendover
a mil to my PO box
i take your job like robots
get squiffy but take no shots (gunshot noise)
get lippy i sink your yachts
jungle is massive
levenshulme you aint got shit on us
tell em kev (cold out, cold out)
fuck
peace
>>74456407
would break every bone in the little runt body if I ever got in a fight with one
>Seems I triggered the non-whites
>>74456379
>muh heritage
You've managed to make yourself even more unattractive to the Northern Irish. Well done
>>74456413
French on Sunday too
>>74456431
oi fucking acknowledge my correction of your inaccuracy
>>74456383
Intrue, I've just moved cities fairly recently
>>74456413
scots started it all.
>>74456379
>>74456382
>2 (two) Canadians reply
Arsesore chinks
>>74456413
You've just been more aware of it than you have in the past
>>74456413
Our federal election was in 2015
>>74456459
>Intrue
>>74456440
Me. Just ran out. Bottle and a half of wine in 2 hrs and not even ready to pass out
>>74456413
Only foreign elections I follow are the yanks and Brits
You lads and the leafs can fuck off
>ywn be a white saff efrican in the 70s and drive a chevy kommando and have an afrikaner gf who you later marry and have a farm in the cape fold mountains with and then raise 5 strong children
why even live
>>74456431
Well I know where the windscreen washer stuff goes, so it wasn't that.
The power steering fluid is labelled, so it wasn't that. And side note, why the fuck not label them all?
There was a little one at the back that had a yellow octagon, which I think was the brake fluid.
So I put it in the big visible tank that was left and hoped for the best
>white people
so bored
>>74456483
>Starting on wine
Grim. You know the saying.
>>74456458
Power steeering fluid, coolant and wiper fluid. What else is under the hood?
>>74456493
>ywn watch your 5 children get clubbed to death in their sleep by your farm hands
reeee
sucking a willy has got to be more pleasant than licking a vagina if only because you can tell when it's clean
>>74456413
voted in 4 election/refs since i've been able to vote
will be a fifth in june
pretty lucky
>be a white saff efrican
>get dismembered, gangraped and beheaded in your own home
>>74456480
I'm not being arealistic, I just don't have friends where I live now
>>74456514
Wine before beer makes you a queer
Beer before wine means you're fine
worried for Ethiopialad's health
he's drinking himself into an early grave
>>74456500
thats where the oil goes you utter weapon
>>74456413
also
>2014 euro elections
>2016 london mayoral elections + local elections
>2017 northern irish elections
>>74456517
not that, arsehole.
being a retard in /pol/ for (you)s, lads
>>74456532
>>74456522
yes but you see i said the seventies
>>74456550
The oil's the fucking dipstick, don't try and trick me. I'm already really scared
>>74456541
That's the one. There's also one for spirits but I've forgotten it.
>>74456565
oh lord you have to be trolling
>>74456562
>>74456442
kick it kev
new LCD Soundsystem album soon
>>74456565
THE OIL DOESN'T GO IN THE DIPSTICK HOLE THERE'S ANOTHER HOLE THAT YOU PUT THE OIL IN AND YOU'VE JUST FUCKED IT
>>74456437
>dangerous levels of UV light
That only happens if you use beds like a bender
>>74456559
Have you tried >>>/bant/ ?
might be right up your alley
>>74456567
beer after liquor never been sicker
>>74456543
Life isn't worth living if you don't look vaguely like pic related
>>74456583
>>74456595
Please don't make me go to /o/ to check
I'm serious, I need to do 30 miles this evening and I don't want to die
>>74456620
Ya fucked it lad
Did you even check the manual?
>>74456620
get off 4chan and google it you dumb cunt
>>74456437
don't forget to slip, slop, slap lapd
>>74456620
is there nobody you can text or ask for an opinion that doesnt come off 4chan or the internet?
is your dad dead?
>>74456617
stop self loathing because of dumb reasons
>>74456620
if youre not trolling then you've fucked your engine. do not attempt to start it. you'll only fuck it up more.
is south africa the radical centrists paradise?
>rorkes hate it because apartheid ended
>lefties hate it because apartheid existed
truly, radical centrist land
i mean, you might get robbed, but a radical centrist always stays three steps ahead of the criminal classes, while also committing crimes against other, lesser beings
WHERE THE FUCK DOES THE COOLANT GO THEN
>>74456656
slib slob slab :DDD
>>74456620
>>74456602
no lad its
Liquor before beer in the clear
Beer before liquor never been sicker
>>74456684
In the radiation
>>74456684
What car do you drive?
>>74456676
>governed by black rorkes
nah not much to like
>>74456600
I'm protesting that board because it's stupid and has no point. How is it different from [s4s] other than flags and ids? There's already a random board and a designated shitposting board, mook. What the fuck are you trying to do?
>>74456684
THE COOLANT WILL BE BLUE OR PURPLE AND VISIBLE THROUGH ITS PLASTIC CONTAINER.
>>74456715
>black rorkes
blorkes?
>>74456617
Stop browsing /pol/ you pathetic little cuckold
>>74456663
Looks is one of the only good reasons to hate yourself.
finna take a few xans and turn up at the party
>>74456676
radical centrists exploit both rorke and ekror to their own advantage
thats what makes them radical
its hard to achieve that when the government is bizarro rorke and the populace is bizarro ekror
only bizarro radical centrists dont emigrate asap
>>74456723
it's not esfores
it's /pol/ with more underage /b/tards and shitposting
>>74455445
who dat
>>74456656
might go slip slot and slap me willy
>>74456723
It's containment for people that act like retards for (You)s
>>74456413
media make a circus of everything thats why
>>74456684
put it in the fuel filler cap, all goes into the same tank, petrol, oil, coolant, blinker fluid, all of it
>>74456715
not for long
DA surge is imminent with all the shit around zuma ATM
australian national dress
>>74456403
I'm here for a horny pissing session
>>74456754
You're probably better looking than most other negros lad, wouldn't worry. And mate you're wealthy as fuck, fuck off
>>74456761
>ekror
Is this bait?
I understand the backlash against Bill Nye but the truth is that there are indeed people without an XY or XX allosomal karyotype and it pisses me off when Rorkes elide this in service of their talking points
>>74456617
>saving pics that 190 children molested posts
maate
>>74456771
It's only fun to be a retard for (you)s if I'm disrupting something
>>74456742
The stuff in the bottle was green, the stuff in the tank was pink
>>74456802
shut it you amuscular clam
>>74456793
you as well
Might have a pint at 1pm
>>74456782
*quacks at you*
>>74456782
I will say it again, only the autistic runts, the very young or the people who forgot their hat and had to get one out of lost&found had to wear it
*cleans your room*
"damn i'm cute"
*takes selfie*
>>74456782
nah
>>74456620
post a pic lmao
>>74456777
based
hope zuma fucks off
>>74456810
>not filtering all tripfags and ignoring them forever
>>74456822
therein lies the problem
waltzing matilda
waltzing matilda
**throws up the contents of my sausage sizzle onto my fellow spectator of an AFL match in front of me**
>>74456824
What car, asshole?
>>74456841
shes not cute she looks like she transforms into a duck at night
>>74456868
Ford Focus
@442
nice
Nonce
>>74456841
More?
>>74456841
need so see her get BLACK'D
>>74456875
*quacks at you*
>>74456864
waltzing matilda
who bloody killed her
laying in the grass with a shovel up her arse
how many generations does it take? are people with norman ancestry british?
>>74456877
The coolant is pink and on the right side of the engine bay in a large, transluscent reservoir
wish i could have married my year 8 & 9 math teacher like macron did with his french teacher
>>74456883
somehow knew this was directed at me before checking the numbers
normans get off my board
reeeeeeeee
>>74456922
can we go one picture of a girl without this comment? Sick of the """"""""""ironic"""""""""" humour on this board
>>74456932
3 if they're white, infinity if they're not
People are nothing but pawns to the Elite
Old new
>>74455370
>>74455370
>>74455370
You put the coolant in the radiator. The radiator is in the very front just behind the grill. It is metal and at the front.
People are nothing but prawns to the Elite
Had a dream where /brit/ was full civilised discussion.