/na/ /north africa/

You can never leave /mena/ fagits

Also first for cyril

>>74450887
You are in London again?

Gib reparations for slavery

>>74452078
Post your penis

>>74452078
post some new stuff next time dude. i always take shit to my folder from your dumps

>>74452078
>>74452241
This is why the middle east is so fucked up

>>74452250
if its small it is ok

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>>74450887
Someone called me?

>>74452577
allo?__?

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>>74450803
w-what happened to /mena/? Is he ok?

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>>74450803
Hello my North African bros I want to visit morocco

>>74453229
Would I be slain where I stand

>>74453229
What is your ethnicity show penis ass and feet

>>74453229
cute

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>>74453420
Greks master racrv

>>74453229
Fuck off we're full

>>74453980
What is the english name for shiba again? You put it in tea

>>74451165
just left london today, study month over exams start next week

>>74450803
y'all should be speaking french right

>>74453141
Allo(´・ω・｀)

>>74454190
So when did you get to the uk and when will you leave.

I think I may have a brain tumour btw if that is really you. It would explain a lot

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>pulled two all nighters in a row
>i'm gonna pull a third one tonight
>haven't shat in two days because of pseudo-sedentary lifestyle and excessive caffeine intake
>feeling bloated with shit and gas
>just used up my last drop of Refresh Tears®
hold me lads

>>74455308
Gtfo mashreshit this is the african man's thread

>>74455348
Lebos arent even arabs

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>>74455348
make me dirty maghrecunt

>>74455308
actions have responsibilities nigger, either study regularily to avoid cramming or embrace your low grades

>ditching /me/
Wow

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>>74455458
i can't
i have to w*geslave to pay college dembts at the same time

>>74455308
>Excessive caffeine intake
Isn't caffeine supposed to be a mild laxative?

>>74455591
>wageslave
just be rich idiot you live in lebanon

>>74455824
>>74455591
tfw going to start working next week after freedum
tfw £1k golden hello
tfw £40k salary
tfw I would rather just die

fuck 41c

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>>74455595
that's only when you have diarrhea
anyway sorry i had to share my first shitmonk experience
carry on

>>74454745
im still in the uk fag, i left london now im in leeds for uni innit. gonna be up here until june which is when i finish all my exams and start my wagecuck job.
>I think I may have a brain tumour btw if that is really you. It would explain a lot
wut

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>>74455591
>he was not born a millionaire

ahahah out of my thread poorfag

north africaaaaa

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>tfw don't even feel pleasure anymore and I just fap for the dopamine

>>74455938
Hmm prove you are cyril
tell me which country you visited 1 year ago
do you speak arab
tell me about that place in east london you visited last time

>>74456060
>ISIS
>Islamic State of Iraq and Syria
sorry m8, you're under /me/ control now

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELET THIS GENERAL AND GET BACK TO /MENA/ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>74456122
old news we're the first cunt to beat isis
what you're looking for is my sensitive bottom
why aren't you ramming it

>>74456094
Where did I imply I was Cyril?

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>>74456094
Wtf I am Cyril my white Disiz

>>74456188
aaastaghfiruLLAH (k)

>>74456157
Fuck off mashreshit this is the african man's thread

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>>74456258
my thread now

>>74450887 see >>74456094
>>74456215
hello
Haha yeah great meme brings me back to the days when the good gang was on here
>>74456060
I love sex with big thick strong brown brown Libyan daddy bear men

rate my plan
i'm planning on marrying my dutch long distance girlfriend in tunisia then moving to the netherlands together

what i dont know is if marrying her will let me travel back with her
and i dont know how tf marriage works in tunisia

north africa is not africa
t. nigger

>>74456454
it's less grief to take a boat across from Tripoli with the niggers than to be with a white dumb whore for the time it takes to get a visa

>>74456495
usually I slice the throat of impudent commoners charging into my presence uninvited but today i'm in a good mood

hello mena
here's my dilema
i've been fucking my sister non stop and well she keeps getting pregnant
but she is shitting out retarded kids
you know, children of incest
with like downs and shit
with crossed eyes
drooling like dogs
why does allah do this?

>>74456495
Fuck off mashreshit this is the african man's thread

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>>74456454
>marrying a long distance gf
>long distance gf
>marrying

>>74456525
im not marrying her for visa id marry her in libya if it was safe for her

>>74456547
>hello mena

Stopped reading right there

>>74456547
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg

>>74456454
You'll still need a visa I believe. Also

REEEEE, UNLESS YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED A JOB AND WILL INTEGRATE, DON'T COME REEEE

>>74456414
Well I don't really come here anymore either, you still have my contact don't you?

>>74456579
haha thats what everyone says on their visa application forms

>>74456551
you're not african you're punic/arabid sqatters
out of my continent allez ouste

>>74456454
sounds good to me (unless she's 80)

>>74456585
don't lie, you read my whole post and you know it
give me your opinion

>>74456605
nigga we are both going to work
I know i'll need to go to the embassy for them to allow me to travel but like
how long does that fkn take

>>74456694
Oh that's fine then. No clue how long VISA process takes, but I imagine marriage helps a bit, and employability probably does too.

>>74456628
No my phone was wiped when it was fixed.

Email -yeah somewhere

I was whatssapping that faggot alg this week. he doesnt want to come back here

why is your diaspora so cancerous
I was in Marakech just 2 weeks ago and people were very warm and welcoming (maybe because they expected the tourism shekels) even if I didn't spend a dime on them
But when i get home i have to deal with the wesh pourkoi tu me regardes de travers fils de pute jte nike ta grand mere
Would it hurt you if we rounded them all up and killed them or sent them back to your country?

>>74456891
Lets apply basic logic

1. Moroccans in Morocco are good
2. Moroccans in France are not
3. I wonder who is to blame

>>74456891
wesh pourkoi tu me regardes de travers fils de pute jte nike ta grand mere

>>74456927
France is propably the least racist country in the world don't even trip

Seriously fuck lebanese people
Ordered fattoush with my meal like 3 hours for pick up at 6 and they tell me they've run out.
Make some more niggers

>>74457025
Ilikewhenyoupeoplegetrunover

>>74457074
Fuck off mashreshit this is the african man's thread

>>74456891
Pourquoi tu les regarde de travers en même temps.

>>74456874
He's right this place is shit, I'm logging off btw, my finals start on Monday

>>74457659
This used to have intelligent discussion of real mena issues along with memes and bantr and homofags however now it is this shit place

>>74456874
Good riddance lmao

>>74457813
did his berber nationalism yet desire to get penetrated by big fat beared muslim arab men trigger you?

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>>74457874
yes

>>74455348
>african man
Nigger

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>>74458063
even worse... Allah forgive me for uttering such words... he's a berber nationalist

>>74458063
>>74458217
Fuck off mashreshits this is the african man's thread

>>74456605
Netherlands is /mena/, he can come !

Vaginas are for faggots

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I ate too much food desu, they also ended up making new fattoush so i didn't miss out.
From left to right, hummus, chicken wrap, southern fried chicken wrap, fattoush, fries.
Stomach hurts like a bitch

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>>74459117
good taste

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Could I pass as Algerian or Tunisian?

>>74460137
No shitskin, Maghrepis are white

>>74460137
Not with that nose or those ears.

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>>74460383
>>74460747
I will have a Berber wife and there's nothing you can do about it

fags

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>>74460137
FOUND YOU

I'm reposting a story left on /mena/

Can somebody explain to me what's wrong with Egypt? I mean, I know there's a shitload things wrong with the country especially since the beginning of the Arab Spring, but I'm trying to investigate a specific subject and don't make a mistake, I'm not trying to bash on random Egyptians.

>there's this mini-celeb in Poland Dawid O, part-time actor, model, part time mma fighter
>he goes on holidays to Egypt, over 6 months ago to do some windsurfing and whatnot
>alone
>stays in Hurghada, in Bella Vista hotel as a part of an organized trip by travel agency
>few days after arrival there's a shooting at the main plaza in the hotel, all terrified guests remain in their rooms
>Dawid leaves his room and sees 3-4 bloodied bodies on the ground floor, bullet holes in the walls, police everywhere
>hotel manager and travel agents relocate almost all the guests to other hotels and try to sweep everything under the carpet, police is acting super shady, hotel staff is telling everyone to keep quiet about what happened
>Dawid as a typical Pole refuses to change the accomodation and stays in Bella Vista as pretty much a single guest cause he doesn't like the alternative hotel
>he goes on the internet and makes a big fuss about the whole thing, creates a "bad smell" on hotel's tripadvisor and facebook page
>day or two after in the middle of the night people are banging on his door telling him to "open or else"
>next day in the hotel lobby hotel manager and his own travel agent try to threaten him about shit he posts online
>they have him arrested for defamation (yeah...)
>he gets thrown into a cell with some Egyptians that try to rape him until he beats up one of them and gets relocated to a solitary confinement
>finally Dawid's manager calls from Poland and tells police if they won't let him go it will be international incident yada yada
>they let him go and tell him still on the police station he's to leave Egypt immediately

>>74463551

(repost 2/2)

and that's how basically the story ends, except for some shady fellows following him until the flight back to Poland, I wouldn't even remember about it wasn't it for the fact that some Polish girl just died in Hurghada in very similar, equally mysterious circumstances, she wasn't as lucky apparently

>>74450803
Morocco is the best Maghrebi country

>>74467871
after Tunisia