El Cinco de Mayo

Get fucked, retard.

Yes yes, please help us celebrate by killing yourselves all americans and chicanos please

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>>74450440
>>74450616
os duelen los culos?

>>74450420
CHICANO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA

Is this the famous commemoration of the sinking of the merchant ship transporting mayonnaise to Mexico?

>>74450969
The Chicanus Morus

>>74451523
la evolucion de la lengua chicana es fascinante no?

>>74450420
>tfw mexican
>birthday is on cinco de mayo
kind of embarrassing tb.h

>>74455037
Happy Birthday buddy

>>74455115
t-thanks

i don't get it, why Gringos care about La Batalla de Puebla?

>>74455212
es una excusa para justificar su alcoholismo

>>74455212
Because our dears compatriots and the retarded chicanos celebrate la batalla de Puebla like if were the Independence Day

holy shit can you all shut the fuck up for the past 3 years i've been hearing about this mostly from americans cinco de mayo cinco de mayo cinco de mayo amaokdsfnlkjfdsokfdoifsd
celebrate it and shut up like every other country

CHI

>>74455212
Because you defeating the french meant you were doomed to always be under our heel

>>74450969
>os

Kill yourself

>>74455037
How old are you?

>>74455330
The fun part is that nobody in Mexico gives a fuck about the may 5, except in Puebla, principally because that shitty battle isn't even the end of the war

Thanks brah, happy cirno day

>>74455498
21

>>74455564
Aaaaaajaja

>>74455405
>our heel
You did nothing, you godamn NEET

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>>74455608

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>Celebrates a battle against the French
>Loses war anyways

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>>74455435
no te gusta el español ibérico?

>>74455668
what?

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>>74455668
>they loses the war
You're some kind of special person or something?

>>74455673
A nadie le gusta ni siquiera a algunos españoles, y los que lo hablan sin ser españoles lucen como gringos fingiendo ser ingléses

>>74455690
>>74455780

I mean, the French took over Mexico, established an Austrian Emperor as the head of state for a few years until he was eventually overthrown because the French abandoned him.

>>74455212
we have Kwanzaa for niggers, Hanukkah for kikes, we need something for beaners too

>>74455908
the french never even had control over all of Mexico

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>>74455668
never forget we killed the empire

>>74455951
Yeah, they largely sustained resistance along the US-Mexican border under Benito Juarez, who became President afterwards.

>>74455870
p-pero solo quiero usar la tercera persona informal

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>>74456001
>Be Mexico
>Tries to Empire
>Fails miserably both times

>>74455870
>tfw Spanish but terrible at speaking it

>>74455212
>Muh Cervezas
>Muh Monroe Doctrine

>>74456024
La tercera persona informal es diferente dependiendo el país, no es como si sólo existiera una sola forma

>>74455944
We have based Dia de Muertos

>>74456008
but the war never ended, how could they claim vicotry if the fighting never stopped and then the emperor was killed by republican forces

>>74456064
>1st emperor
>Dissolved the Congress
>wants to be absolute monarch
>runs away when someone says "no"

>2nd Emperor
>not even from Mexico, or even fucking Spain
>thinks everyone will love him cause of his good intentions while his army is out executing thousands of Mexicans

>>74455944
Not an answer, please kill yourself, you edgelord

>Since its the most important day of the year for our brothers to the south

wut? it is?

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>>74456241
>runs away when someone says "no"

You forgot the best part:

>Returns despite threat that he will be killed

>Returns and gets executed

>>74455037
Happy birthday

>>74456217
Sí, pero ustedes me suena demasiado formal de todos modos

>>74456421
ty

>>74456241
>the fighting never stopped
Fuck we still fighting with French, what we're gonna do?, hey buddy, be sure your sentence make sense before you start to type

>>74450420
>les invito para celebrar

o un CHIcano estupido o un gringo using google translate

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Happy Dutch Liberation day

>>74455517
This

>>74456465
¿De donde es tu familia?

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>>74456526
what?

>>74450420
happy independence day

>>74455951
Modern Mexican government doesn't have control over Mexico either, what's your point?

>>74456716
does France have control over Mexico today?

>>74456596
el lado de mi padre es nicaragüense y el lado de mi madre es americano

>>74456657
Nothing, only that your writing is shit

>most important day
i dont even get the day off at school

>>74456716
You know nothing about Mexico, please stop posting

aaaarriba las chivas

>>74455037
Are you from Puebla or Veracruz?

>>74456870
porque no eres un mexicano europeo sino un indigena.

>>74455908
mission accomplished.jpeg

ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS

>>74455212
Basically it's a way to sell more alcohol and Mexican food. Hell, when the Battle happened we we're fighting the Civil War. I think it started to be celebrated in California.

>>74456813
NICARAGUA'D

>>74457073
Do you eat dorilocos as well?

ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS

ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS

ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS

>>74455564
Good day to be 21. It's a Friday and it's a drinking "holiday". Enjoy

ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS

>>74455908
That would be true if he'd have who gorvents, but this is false, he was a puppet of the conservative factions rich Mexican people who wanted a monarchy in Mexico, the true is that Maximiliano never had control of the French and neither of the government

>>74457122
No, I'm not Hispanic and that's sold in Mexico.. Also, why would I eat that trash?

>>74457122
That shit isn't even Mexican, it was made by some Hispanic, that isn't even Mexican descendant, but if have pepper is automatically México to the dumb Americans

>>74457136
>>74457240
>>74457211
>>74457172
CHI

>>74457514
>>74457713
Bueno pero no se enojen

you guys smell funny >:(

>>74456813
BEANED

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why are chicanos more patriotic than real mexicans? really makes me think

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Japan thinks it's funny Cinco de Mayo :´(

>>74455037
Happy Birthday

>>74451142
haha very funny!

>>74459205
oh yeah, can you explain why?

>>74456942
nope, im from Gto

>>74457218
yeah then theirs all weekend too

>>74459368
thanks man

>>74461631
CHI

>>74459205
>Patriotic for celebrate a fake victory celebration day
Sorry, but we aren't retarded as the chicanos

>>74456789
dunno, should we try?

>>74450420
>EL CINCO DE MAYO
>EL
pero esto que es!

>>74466517
Haha así le han de decir. Se escucha muy gringo eso.

>>74457921
VAS

>>74450969
Get out of this continent

>>74471024
CHI