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Danz

just think how much meaning in the bible has been lost through all the translations

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anime

your uncle is forever destined to be 6 foot under you absolute twerp

>>74448397
can't stand that cunt

You're a bit obsessed with taigs lad. Did one of them shag your mum?

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Big Irish cocks were especially designed to contaminate a pure Anglo womb with paddy cum, leaving millions of Germanic mothers in the new world to raise bastard paddy children thus compromising thousands of years of pure non Hibernian lineage.

That's just the way things are swaying. The Anglo takes great pleasure in watching Seamus, a pale, virile and strong Celtic bull forcefully take his woman and breed her. It's in his genes to bow down beneath the superior big mick dick.

And even still, while the Irishman fucks the brains out of some Anglo whore of Babylon, paddy and Sean are out bombing English pubs and shooting the legs off English men. Brilliant. Evolution at its finest. Revenge for the great hunger.

>single linkers
the day of the rope can't come soon enough

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My mentally ill friends and myself included are going to fucking struggle so badly but to you it's just "haha Corbyn"

Timothy James Byrne here
Papa John's Pizza
DPD
Teddy's got the swiper
Secondary time check

>>74448415
one of them bombed his uncle

>>74448435
Good

Ireland > NZ > Wales >>>>>>>> Dogshit >>> Australia > england > sKEKland

canadians are traitorous to the white race and must be purged

walked past some white lad with his asian gf and she was taller than him haha

>>74448410
>If I make the same joke 20 times a day maybe ONE of them will by funny!
Stunted Irish brain at work

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Drew the bennies today

Thank you wagies

FUCK OFF SINGLE LINKER AUSSIE

>>74448482
good lad. off to the potato shop to buy a shiny new potato?

I'm really good looking lads

If I got a bit fitter I'd be up there with the best

can't wait until corbyn's silly band of commie students and crazies get btfo so labour can get some proper blairite leadership again

>>74448410
Lel. Aussie fucking rekt

>>74448456
the greatest post in the history of the universe

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day of the cage is coming

>>74448455
Clearly never been to Wales

>get gf
>instantly start obsessing over another girl who's more attractive but unobtainable

fucking state of me

>>74448482
>>74448545

Wojak getting BTFO yet again. What a wimp

>>74448545
never noticed the pepe was wearing socks with sandals before

>>74448545
*ties some metal wire at neck height between two trees on a bike path*
hmm yessss...... In a car this would not be of any concern... let's see how bikerunts cope

*gets schwifty*

>>74448545
*plows the shit out of you*
hehe nothing personnel

the fuck has gook moot done?

haven't been here in a week and he's basically cloned this board and merged it with /b/

the FUCK is happening

>>74448553
t. butthurt scott
Go shove some shortbread up your ass

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>gif
Fuck off hurr durr

>>74448624
Divide and conquering /pol/

lads! lads! what is this /bant/ all about

always get a hearty chuckle out of normies who pay for a good/service, find that it's subpar, but refuse to get a refund/replacement out of some obtuse sense of "manners" or "politeness"

case in point; ordered a subway footlong today, dumb bint who made it drenched it in dressing, looked her in the eye and told her to her face what she did wrong and made her do the entire thing again while the normies watched in amazement that a customer actually knew how to stand up for himself

>>74448624
It's basically a place where you boring cunts and your shit """""banter""""" can fuck off to and not bother anyone.

>>74448429
my irish gran was literally blacked
what now faggot?

>>74448639
desperately want to tongue punch her fart box

>>74448674
I'm sorry

Kind of miss the days this time two years ago when I was doing massive LSD doses every weekend for months on end. Think my perception of reality in those days genuinely went a bit wobbly.

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>>74448689

crime doesn't pay

or does it?

>>74448710
don't be, i'm set to inherit his land

>>74448674
t. Ross Barkley

>>74448721
everyone should do acid at least once, even the severely mentally ill

>>74448729
you tell me
textuploader com/drcfd

warning: not for the uninitiated

>when psycho girls you're fucking with vanish on facebook and you're wondering if they deactivated or blocked you
wish i'd got her fuckin number

remembe me dad telling me a story when he was stationed in NI where he kicked the shit out of some taig cunt then killed him.

sounds like a proper time

>>74448649
jackie 4chan saw /brit/'s banterous ways and decided to attempt to scale it up. it's essentially our own board instead of just a general. only it's shit and none of us post there so it will die soon.

>>74448729
it absolutely does if you dont get caught

put the kid in a wheelie bin

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sister found my guro folder.

just sniffed a 140mg line of pseudoephedrine

lads i have to inform you that i am eating an apple of the braeburn variety

haha
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4473872/Manchester-fat-people-says-Russian-newspaper.html

my body may be shackled but my mind wanders free

i remember i'd regularly call crimestoppers on a few blokes around uni. who were known for selling drugs
little wastes got raided one day, not felt an ounce of guilt about it. last i heard most are still waiting on their trial to commence

>>74448804
Post more

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>>74448545
>stealing my gimmick word for word
reminds me of my friend in secondary school who would repeat my jokes out to the class and everyone would laugh

Amphetamine + a benzo of your choice is so fucking good

I wonder if this is what Normies feel like all the time

Barbara Palvin is like a real life Carmen Ibanez

>>74448729
preemptively reported this post to the gardaí

>>74448804
do not post any more

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>>74448760
what did he mean by this?

need a one word theme for my next lowercase poem

New gimmick: eating healthily and exercising regularly

>>74448827
If I ever left my room and found out who sold drugs at my uni I'd unironically do this too haha

Don't even have a problem with drugs just want to see normie scumsuckers get slapped

>>74448878
lame

>>74448760
Nary a syllable

>>74448852
Never done benzos. Worth a try? Worried I might get addicted if the anxiety relief is strong.

>>74448905
>the potato refuses to educate himself
fine with me

>>74448861
gardai are useless cunts though

the normification of the internet was a mistake

you all need to leave

>>74448877
runt

>>74448470
but you literally make this thread every day

>>74448821
not hard to seem fat to people with no flesh

>>74448382
forever uncleless

>>74448865
it's the final pill

STOP

there is a difference
between saying you are doing a poo
and actually doing a poo

>>74448908
They're really nice, especially if you do have anxiety.

>>74448933
Fine I'll read it

>>74448937
it's the thought that counts

>>74448992
Name the best ones por favor

Anyone here use anal sex toys? What sort do you use?

>>74449014
love david icke

>>74448908
I heard Benzos aren't as addictive if you only take them when you really, really need them. Like when you're having a panic attack. Also, Benzo addiction is no joke. You will probably never experience something more painful than coming off Benzos, and you can die from it.

Fit girl in my lecture wearing a pure white summer dress and a black choker

My willy cannot handle this for another hour

>>74448933
>conspiracy theory
rorke

*runs into Lidl at full pace*
>Mam, put down those own brand turkey twizzlers! Me bonus has come in - it's Bernard Matthews for us this year!
>Oooh luv, it's a Christmas miracle it is!
*whole store breaks into cheers and applause*

>>74449041
your dad's willy

>>74449000
context: the interviewee is ronald bernard, a dutch ex-investment banker
it is the transcript of an interview that is on youtube, but i'm not sure if there's an english version

>>74449057
...then just have a wank?

>>74449014
me on the right having a think

"puerto rico"

a different flag
a jf, you see
not a bint nor gf nor a slag
a gay f u c
k e r
tries to be 'ard
a nonce cunt
a proper runt

>>74449024
Can't go wrong with the classic diazepam.

>>74449084
good post

You are tasked with eviscirating one country from each continent. Which do you choose?

>>74449069
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/03/business/dealbook/puerto-rico-debt.html
don't think i will be listening to your opinions on finance sweetie

had to do a writing assessment yesterday for a recruiter lads

didn't do well and only got like 75wpm, but the recruiter said it was really really impressive

couldn't stop thinking about how disappointed the Phantom Typer would be with me

>>74449077
Can't even copy a post properly you useless cunt

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Didn't get decent grades afterleaving school. Depressed, lazy, ugly and friendless.

What's a good long term career for me?

inb4 kys

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>>74449057
*follows her to the train*

So socially awkward I get anxious talking to my reflection in the mirror

>>74449078
I think that's more embarrassing for you, than me, m80

>>74449126
one time i went to lidl
i went to get pissed in lidl
then i got pissed in lidl
now i dont get pissed in lidl

one day i went to aslan
i went to shoplift with aslan
then i got caught by lachlan
now i dont go back for buchanan

just got told my cheekbones have got a bit more defined lads, not sure if thats a downside or a perk to starting puberty late

>>74449127
Gay4pay

>>74449079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEpcY5JU120 and it looks like complete bollocks
>>74449109
fake news
all the yanks' fault

free sugars that's how I like iiiiittttttt

>>74449106
Germany: Europe
Israel: Asia
Brazil: South America
Mexico: North America
Algeria: Africa
Papa New Guinea: Oceania

>>74449145
Excuse me, but The Wet Stalker is white

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Would you lick the shit off his throbbing black dong after he's ploughed her dirty gypsy anus?

>>74449187
probably not haha

janny ban this homophobe please >>74449147

>>74449014
watching this now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBUHWoFnuB4

cunt

how can one call another a cunt
without first admitting they are one themselves

just got called a nonce by a runt poet

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>>74449170
apparently, it's not just a river in egypt

>>74449187
Wow, she's aging hard.

Off to the shops, lads. Want a 20p mix-up?

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1493987579926.gif

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>Israel: Asia

>>74448851
Once, in secondary school, I told a mean joke about another lad in class, behind his back. The guy I told it to found it so funny he told it to the lad's face. The lad getting teased was a champion amateur boxer and laid my mate out with one punch. Didn't even stand up.

>>74449246
Jews are the cause of the muslim invasion

>>74449236
six thousand scratchers if you wouldn't mind la

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>>74449248

>>74449236
need a gf

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4:30 pm too early to commence imbibing the ol' 'cohol?

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>Jews are the cause of the muslim invasion

>>74449280
you shouldnt drink at all
disgusting degenerate

Heil Hitler, lads.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493919232970.webm

>74449290

>being this bluepilled
also hardly a paki if I am against the muslim invasion
Kike

went to a great little pub in Piccadilly yesterday lads, called Waxy O'Connor's

very good, they even had taytos

These EU fogies really fucking hate Britain don't they?

>>74449280
stop drinking every day

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the lads

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>>74449291
Kys cunt

>>74449295
postea una foto de tu ruca we

Business idea: secede London to the Islamic State, then invade it

"one of the 'irish' posters"

mboko you're a weird one
you're always in our thread
mboko you're a weird one
get it through your head
mboko no one loves you
we all want you to die
mboko the nigerian beneath the irish sky

304

rasheed pretending to be a brit engaging in krautcuckery, what a time to be alive

>>74449304
are you a child

>>74449363
nonce

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guffawing at these rorkes

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>74449356

>>74449280
please limit your drinking ethiopia

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require a female romantic partner who exceeds the daily recommended calorific intake

>>74448851

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1tsGGz-Qw0

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>>74449350
Bomb them back to the stone age haha.

any sad cunts here want the depth perception of a pirate?

have to wait until 6pm for the mayor results.

quite long

>>74449338

make me

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>>74449321
Precisely how should I self medicate if not with the blood of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

Slag on Judge Rinder is pure peng

>>74449316
is that the one with the big tree inside

>>74449403
really quite like those lads

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>>74449385

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>50 hour working week over 6 days

humans weren't built for this

>>74449416
Dude weed lmao on weekdays
Alcohol at the weekend

>>74449428
Smelly paki nonce

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>>74449434
SHOW-TING in froont of a MAP is the NOO POONK ROCK

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>385

>>74449429
yeah

>>74449424
If I'm treated with as much contempt as the media gave, then everyone will forget about me in 20 minutes

london is a shithole

>>74449461
Shame Shame Uno is a good band name

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Watched Troy for the 10th time last night.

Still as good as the first go round

*floats by the thread sleeping comfortably on my flying mattress*

https://youtu.be/tKjtL1jn0-c

Why do Brits love Rick and Morty so much?

>>74449481
I prefer CRUSH ISRAIL.

ukip btfo

>>74449505
Ladies and gentlemen... CRUSH ISRAIL

*cheering and applause*

>>74449483
briseis could you please shut the HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>74449480

How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

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>>74449511
Absolute state

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>>74449505
nah sounds like a skateboard thing
skateboards haven't been cool for a while and bam margera is a fat

>>74449527
Did a chuckle

roaring

love willies

>>74449573
no you're not

>>74449600
meowing at this

>>74449579
>>74449590
not sure about this

guffawing

bring back yeahposting, yeah?

based civic nationalism will save the western world

>>74449620
don't think so, d'ya know what I mean?

london's GDP is bigger than sweden's

Ah yes, Jessica Rose sucking a tiny, little penis

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>>74449530

>>74449632
this was actually my rival gimmick that I created at the time of yeahposting and even I acknowledge yeahposting is superior

klefmwirogjowrijgwrouigjho[uirejgh[-etrigub

>>74449600
I'll do a vocaroo one of these days
feel like I'm the only one who actually laughs out loud on this website

>>74449304
funnily enough, it's exactly the kind of post a jew would make

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>northerners

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>when the liquor hits your lips

>>74449662
i do

>>74449681
>liquor

foy

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>southerners

>>74449683
*tickles you*

Never knew Conservatism was so popular in Scotland. Always thought it was a lefty country.

Aussies when are you gonna get rid of the Queen? Hurry up you cucks, we can only get rid of her once everyone else has.

Also, get rid of your cuckstamp and show some damn self respect

when the moon hits your eye line a big pizza pie

>>74449698
>asians*

>>74449698
>>74449672
what about radical centrists (midlanders)

>>74449698
pictured: a Bradford resident

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Southerners

>>74449681
each sip takes your hairline back another millimetre

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>tfw people talk to me about how well they get on with their family and how many friends they have

>>74449720

fuck off paki liz is ours forever

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Even handsome, millionaire motoGP champs can be autistic.

>>74449530
London is a meme conurbation, that's why it gets tourists.

>we make tons of money
Wow, thanks for all that banking and financial fiddling and real estate inflation and propaganda broadcasting. Real contribution, that.

If whoever wrote that pasta is reading this, thanks for going to all that effort to tell us how mad you are that the rest of us get to relax in pleasant, green England in a friendly, honest community, while you're alone, fighting through hordes of muslims to get to a job you hate so you can pay for your cupboard under the stairs in Londumb that you share with three other guys because you fell for the London meme.

>>74449715
It isn't and they are.

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>>74449746
Makes no matter. I'll have to accept not liking what I see in the mirror eventually anyway

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>>74449755
>republican
>paki
"no"

>>74449761
oh ok

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>>74449740
pictured: a london resident

considering becoming a gay
fannies are ghastly

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>>74449802
*inhales deeply*

i me' 'er on graf'on stree'

The North and South of England are like a shitty family
>The North works it's arse off providing
>The south spends all the money on stupid shit
>The local council is watching and trying to take poor impressionable Scotland away from the family

Incubus are legit.

been constipated all day, need someone to suck the shit out

fucking rolling in lingots lads

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pictured: average London resident

how much do city breaks to european capitals cost roughly? feel like I should experience some of them before brexit haha

>>74449872
didn't shit for a week (last week)

i have IBS-C though

>>74449900
couple hunny

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>>74449865
>The North works it's arse off providing

>New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random

lads

>>>/bant/

>>>/bant/

>>>/bant/

>>74449894
The average London resident is gay?

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>>74449720
im against losing are liz because we wont have a whale giving a bj on our $5 note anymore

>>74449908
heck

don't care

>>74449933
slowpoke

Why are the """"conservatives"""" bringing in ever more fucking bureaucracy and government?
It should only be
>Parliament
>Councils
Stop it with this mayor and devolution nonsense.

>>74449933
fuck off

>>74449933
>International/Random
should've been /bint/

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far northern england is the true redpill

>>74449933
yeh we fucking know dickhead

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>london public transport

>>74449972
no taxation without representation

>>74449865
The North of England is the UKs tearaway brother that never went to college, worked the coal mines for most his life, then retired to be a heroin addict and sell scrap metal part time.

quick question to all meme experts: where does the "girl (male)" meme come from?

>>74449982
alri geordie shore

>>74449965
>lads
>>74449979
>>74449981
>>74449997
wait did everyone already leave then? how come there's no general there

Small claims courts are specifically for peasants and pikeys

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493987732058.webm

loving the lefty yank media lapping up the fact trump called Australia's health care great

little do they know our healthcare is hardly free. Unless you live in some povvo suburb your GP is still gonna charger you $70 a visit (35 rebate) and if you want to choose your own doctor for surgery you need private health insurance.

Still better than theirs because you know, if you have cancer then the government will pay for most of it. (not all though - there's a lot of medication that's only (((((((subsidised)))))))

>>74449720
>cucks
>cuckstamp
when are you gonna go back >>>/pol/

>>74450111
cuck

>>74450144
cuck

Sick of pakis and Black's claiming citizenship

In the UAE you have to live 30 years and have no criminal record

The west needs something like that

>>74450063
its not fun to post there, everyone tries very hard

>Britain's only foreign born PM was Canadian
>called BONAR LAW
CMTSU

Me in my rented flat in High Wycombe 5/5/2017...

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The fruits of love grow all around
But for me they come a tumblin' down
Every day heartaches grow a little stronger
I can't stand this pain much longer
I walk in shadows

Searching for light
Cold and alone
No comfort in sight
Hoping and praying for someone to care
Always moving and goin' to where

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>>74450144

>>74450044
Hentai comic about a succubus

>>74450161
Imagine spending years kicking the black and tans out of your country and then inviting black and tans right back in.

>>74450173
is that reference from a drake lyric or is just something sad drake would say?

never listened to a single drake tune in my life.

Hola amigos, son el cinco de mayo!

met the bf on /pol/

about to do an absolutely disgusting poo

bog is going to be out of commission

i really dont like the queen so i assume that means nobody does. why yes, i am an adult; just turned 18 3 months ago.

>>74450250
happy independance day

>>74450247
The latter.

FOREVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER YOUNG

i went to the place
where every white face
is an invitation to robbery

>>74450250
CHI

>>74450288
Gracias, y tu

>tfw 20 in 2 months

reeeee

well if we get rid of the royal family then who goes on the money
checkmate atheists

>>74450315
your mum

>>74450304
why havent you left brazil `

>>74450304
How is London these days?

>>74450329
jokes on you i have two dads

>>74450330
he's a dumb monkey, they can't think logically

>>74450315
cromwell and thatcher

>>74450315
the bankers

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493969208748.webm

>>74450315
Richard Dawkins and Stephen Fry.

business idea: thatcher and may scissor party

>>74450361
what rubbish accent is that

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>Richard Dawkins and Stephen Fry.

>>74450315
idris elba

find gina miller insanely attractive

>>74450390
me bottom left

Alia, stop it, stop yourself.

>>74450409
>>74450409

>>74450390
me with the pointy ears

>>74450313

FOLY (fuck off larping yank)
cinco de mayo is NOT mexican independence day

>>74450390
is bad hair an atheist trait

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*consumes literature*

>>74450234
kek

>>74448981
Uncles aren't dads (well maybe not for you) you can have more than one of them.