/brit/

Sub dead uncle edition

https://twitter.com/TarekFatah/status/859848133471334404

fucking off forever :) goodbye

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>no avril lavigne gf

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anime

is it thogh

>>74446646
>tfw no skater boi bf

>>74446644
yeah I know, of course as soon as I put it on the corners go up to 4 for fucks sake

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>tfw no sarah gf

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tfw no latex gf

bet the aussie who's against meat and drugs is the same aussie who's uncle was vaporised by the ira

truly a pathetic specimen

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>>74446666

>>74446645
alright then mate, see you tomorrow

>>74445418
still have a quiet giggle everytime

how do you even manage to be such a loser that your uncle gets blown up?

>>74446645
goodnight

>>74446684
>vaporised
foy

>>74446678

any pics of her without makeup on?

and how old is she? she looks like 16...

>>74445016
Ireland's presence is rather arbitrary in that picture. Like I get the Anglosphere buy why throw a random Celtic country into it?

>>74446684
yeah, bet he's also from melbourne! haha fucking lelbourne ponce cunt.

basing my knowledge of australia entirely off what i learned on 4chan.

>that feel when no gf

I wish some Kuwaiti slag would pay me £15k to go and fuck her brains out.

>>74446713
uhh it's vaporise sweety x

>>74446713

vaporised is the brit spelling u plonker

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Share some certifiably 'funny' images

>>74446745
odd cunt

one dead uncle for this man please, ta x

why don't fat people just lose weight?

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>>74445016
STOP BULLYING IRELAND

>>74446684
You'd lose that bet
>>74446739
Currently in Canberra

>>74446771
>>74446752
*buzzer sounds*
ah well, better luck next time lads

>>74446796
too good at keeping track of things

>>74446796
because they're lazy bastards

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>>74446786

If you don't have a name that appears on this list, you are probably poor;


Oliver
Noah
Jacob
Joshua
James
Ethan
William
Maximilian
George
Alexander
Adam
Isaac
Benjamin
Joseph
Harrison
Archie
Jake
Mason
Nathan
Luke
Matthew
Jayden
Zachary
Elijah
Edward
Aiden
Arthur
Aaron
Michael
David

new gimmick:

>>74446678
BLACKED

business idea: steal babies from the hospital and sell them on the black market

>>74445418
wakefield

>>74446828
My names on that list and I am poor

business idea: steal hospitals from the black market and sell them to babies

>>74446815
gonna get the train down to london and heem the lot of them

>>74446809
am I 2/3 correct?

and canberra is much more pathetic

>>74446855
dont habeeb it

business idea: visit the black market

>>74446863
how would that work, babies don't have money at all yet alone enough to buy hospitals

>>74446828

my name's not on that list and i'm rich

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HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACKS LADS

is sadiq khan british?

>>74446828
name might be on that list and I might be poor

>>74446896
pop some nurofen plus

business idea: sell my labour to an employer in exchange for a salary and benefits

>>74446896
just relax lol

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>>74446889
economies babby detected

>>74446896

take a chill pill

who is the greatest englishman of all time?

for me, it's Barry Chuckle

>>74446874
I'm none of those other people you said I was
I think Canberra's decent, I'm just here for uni though

>>74446794
Plenty of these Instaslags do it

learning the language so I can move to the country my dads from (mums native british). going to have to go the long way round starting with a work visa because I didn't get citizenship by birth but I reckon it'll be worth it. a man needs to have roots.

>>74446936
sadiq khan

>>74446896
would like one of those just to feel something

just had a nice wank btw

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Scary to imagine what this Jew knows about people from his data mining

>>74446958
it feels like shit m8

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>>74446828
>tfw will never be a lovable jack the lad who everyone likes from daan saath called Archie
>tfw will always be from a shit post industrial northern town while having this shit irish language name that no-one can pronounce

I JUST WANT TO BE A CHEEKY CHAPPIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74446967
why do people care so much about targeted advertising? its beneficial if you look at ads and harmless if you block them

>>74446936
Abu Hasadeen Mohammed Sanjeet Al-Islami.

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>>74446926
calvin and hobbes: 21st century ed

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These lubed up are an amazing fuck

>>74446976
i know what it feels like at least its not boring numbness

>>74446997
Wojak is a fanny. I'm glad Pepe fucking ruins him.

>>74446936
oscar wilde

>>74447002
'ce

need a katy perry gf

>>74446979
alri' caelan

>>74447024
why

>>74447030
try again

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>>74447018
if you say so mate

>>74447037
big bum and chebs

>>74446979
alri shergar

>>74447019
gaylord

it's either alfred the great or isaac newton

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>5 corners

parents named me maximus, fucking hate it - bullied all my life

bro who bet on under 7 corners with me...let's link hands and hope that we don't lose our cash

alri lads 100mg of that shit is up my nose, time to fap I guess
>tfw the shit is cut, otherwise I'd only snort 30-40

>>74447069
>gif
fuck off

>>74446986
Fuck off corporate shill

>>74446936
myself, closely followed by king edgar

>>74446936
George Washington

such a cool guy he actually became an american

alri lads 100mg of shit is up my nose, time to fap I guess
>tfw the shit is cut, otherwise I'd only snort 30-40

>>74447071
maximus
maxibent more like

>>74447080
>bro
fuck off yank

>>74447059
This is fake

>Horizon Zero Dawn 25% off in PSN

Might grab it then

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>>74447080
NOT impressed

500mg of 'cetamol up the shitpipe

>>74447116
probably means its shit and no one is buying it

Hello. Is Pink Floyd popular in UK?

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>>74447114
come on mate pepes a good prankster but he gets fucking destroyed in a real fight

@74447116
>grab it
FOY

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>6 CORNERS

2500mg of ket right up the tailpipe
dont bother contacting me for a few days lads

going to go get some pseudoephedrine because I dont have speed

>>74447136
>gif
fuck off

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>going to go get some pseudoephedrine because I dont have speed

1500ug of acid up the shitter

See you lads on the other side

70mg of codiene straight up the jacksie
dont bother shaking my hand for a few days lads

>>74447136
Another fake image. Pepe is brutal, Wojak cannot compete

>>74447134
they were extremely popular, one of the biggest bands of all time back when they were big

>>74447134
never heard of him

just did 200mg of h2O. time to get fucked up.

>>74447134
literally who

>runts who throw red shells backwards when theyre in 5th place
fucking aaaaaarrroooOOOOOOO

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Really makes you think

15g of beak straight up the tradesman's entrance

see you lads on the other side of the sound barrier

>>74447134
didn't know Pink had a second name

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the wife

>>74447216
I vividly remember when this pony shite started. Thought it was all a joke.

3 fingers up the botty boys

see you lads reflections in the abyss

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>>74447185
they are still best friends above all else though

Prefer Kieth floyd

800mg of sertraline right in the ol hearing flaps
no emotions in THIS camper today

take the piss

>>74447242
thought it was a /b/ / /co/ fad that was going to last a few weeks

TIL: When an aggressive schizophrenic man became so violent that formal psychological testing couldn't be done, doctors preformed a CT scan, discovering a brain tumor. They surgically removed it, and he was schizophrenia-free two weeks later.

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>>74447253
>>74447183
>>74447145

>>74447242
I still do. watching anime is gay enough but cartoon ponies designed for little girls is a bridge too far for me clive

Had a fucking great lucid dream last night lads. You should all try it desu

>>74447234
wtf did bill cosby make a sexual change?

>>74447280
How do I do it. There are numberous guides on the internet but what's a legit way of lucid dreaming

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I FUCKING DID IT LADS

/biz/ SAVES THE DAY

*books ticket to the bahamas*

ah yes

Well you lads are going to love this one then. I bet you can't last FIVE MINUTES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppmPNCNM8A

got a fleshlight from amazon this morning, sister collected the package, bit awkward

>"hey anon, a package has come for you"
>"thanks"
>"what did you get"
>"uh...s-some trainers"
>"oh cool let me see?"
>"n-n-no"
>awkward silence as i slowly scuttle off to my room

>>74447265
Glad to hear your bf is doing better now paddy

>>74447280

don't have the time a day

>>74447288
yeh he started shagging 14 year olds some time in the 60s

just boofed a 2000mg line of lsd , not feelin it

>>74447291
get very tired and then lay still like you're going to sleep

if you can manage to hold off long enough without moving or nodding off then you'll be there

I quit weed about a week ago after smoking pretty much every evening for months and my dreams have been off the chain

wonder if the two things are related in some way

>>74447307
nice
etherium?

>>74447307

alri deano

>>74447307
Mate at work went from $500 to about $45,000

>>74447311
still cant believe that this is real

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the gf

>>74447307
wish i understood how to achieve this

oi betlad my heart is doing bits here

>>74447291
Do reality checks in real life. Make a dream journal. There's plenty of other shit but those are the basics

>>74447234
ermmmm that's not nia sweaty x

>>74447316
dunce
what are you going to do when she sees you wearing your old trainers

>>74447339

a quick google search may answer that question for you :^)

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>>74447316

Wish I bought ethereum

Even one or two lads here were shilling it when it was around 40

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>8 corners

remember some lad on /sp/ cashing out an accy for a grand or so under immense pressure from the rest of the board, only for it to come in, losing him 26k lol

>>74447371
he could probably just say they didn't fit and he returned them but being an autist /r9k/ escapee, he'd never think of such a sensible response

>>74447339
Same thing happened to me when I stopped drinking every evening. Brain has a bit of a rebound once you take it off the depressants

>>74447316
dont get runts who cant just say "none of your business"
she wouldve been a bit suspicious but theyre going to brush it off much quicker than if they see you wearing your old shoes now

>>74447188
Thanks. I often listen to The Post War Dream. It's the only one song of them I know.

I like Oasis too. I used to listen to their CD that my brother had.

>>74447190
>>74447203
>>74447230
I got they are not famous for young people of U.K.

>>74447371
gonna have to go out and get some new trainers i guess

>>74447378
sorry I dont believe in google

>>74447307
literally more money than I've made in 23 years

well done lad

*fights your mum*

1 rotisserie chicken from woolies straight up the nutella freeway

>>74447412
> It's the only one song of them I know.
their most popular album was dark side of the moon
(the other lads are baiting you)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW-lXjOyUWo&list=PLEQdwrAGbxndFdwcq_aMkn_Y1Fc3XDUuF

>>74447439
my mums a hardcunt, she'd snap your skinny y*nk arms like a twig

>>74447459
>being a wooliesrunt unironically

aldi is the thinking man's supermarket

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Well /brit/, what's your excuse for not trying mdma yet?

>>74447412
>I got they are not famous for young people of U.K
we were kidding mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWJGN7m6sZI

6" of sort of hard cock down your mothers birth canal

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>I listen to and enjoy Pink Floyd

>>74447480
mdma is the crystal form you runt

>>74447099
ah no argument
as to be expected

>>74447496
its an acronym for the name of the chemical actually

>>74447216
brony was absolutely around before 2010

>>74447409
>>74447414
kek

>>74447508
yeah but no-one calls the pills mdma, thats just not cricket

>>74447496

> 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA),[note 1] commonly known as ecstasy (E), is a psychoactive drug used primarily as a recreational drug.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDMA

Low IQ runt

>>74447515
you mean the term itself or its association with mlp? can't believe it's been 7 years desu

i voted conservative

sometimes like to pop on over to r9k to remind myself it could always be worse

>>74447544
can't imagine why the term would not be associatied with mlp

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did a composition

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Why do so many roasties study history?

>>74447525
don't care what normlets do or think tbqh

>>74447496
no it isn't you fucking idiot. mdma is the proper name of the drug itself, the name of the drug doesn't change when it's pressed into a pill

>>74447515
Give me just on single instance of it being used before 2010, go ahead

>>74447551
I have a job and I'm a student too but I still have the NEET mindset desu, I would gladly spend the rest of my days in my mother's basement if Australia had basements and I wouldn't drive my parents to suicide by being such an abject failure

That's always been the most interesting thing, how they can function like that knowing what their family thinks

>>74447535
Ecstasy is the pill which is usually laced with all kinds of shit.

MDMA is the powdered crystal

>>74447560
it's easy

captcha: calle ieille

>>74447560
one of those faces where the more you look at it the uglier it gets

she'd be a 3/10 at very best without makeup

>>74446896

B urself :)

Wojak is a faggot. Prove me wrong

>>74447588
thanks for clarifying mate, it's not like 2 other people already told him!

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Conclusive proof that Brony was not used before 2010 in any widespread way

seriously contemplating crossfiring two GTX1080s. Madman I know but that's future proof as fuck. Figure I can buy one, get the second one a few months down the line.

>>74447560
wish I could go back to being a moderate leftist but it's too late now, radical centrism is the path of the future

>>74447605
no, Ecstasy is a colloquial term for MDMA.

neither name implies whether it's in pill or powder form you cretin

>Oh yes my good man, I do in fact argue over the correct name of illicit drugs that has many dozens if not hundreds of local, national and international nicknames with people from all across this great hulking mass of rock we call "Earth" (though I personally prefer the Roman name "Terra" as it is more in line with the other planetary objects)

>>74447605
stop being an idiot

>>74447657
actually, it does
mdma, molly - crystal
eccies, E etc - pill

quite simple

>>74447605

Whatever, the psychoactive ingredient that's supposed to be in "ecstasy" is MDMA.

>>74447465
>>74447481
Thanks for the links. I'll listen to it.

> (the other lads are baiting you)
> we were kidding mate
I got it. British humor is unique.

Exercising make me horny af lads

Especially when I smell my cock sweat

Just had to wank one out in the gym toilets lads

fucking state of the so-called labour party

>>74447698
bit gay

>>74447680
no

>>74447688
>I got it. British humor is unique
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony#Comic_irony
truly

>>74447714
don't be wrong all your life

>>74447657
You must be a child. No one who isn't a quarrelsome fucking paki ever refers to the powdered crystals as Ecstasy or E. It's MDMA, and called that to distinguish it from the dirty little pills which are packed with other crap

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>>74447644
>(You)

mdma isn't a slang term and doesn't imply form you fucking dimwits, it's the shorthand proper name of the drug itself

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country house is a great song tbf lads

>/bant/

umm what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pry1ZH_EAYU

choon

>>74447733
nah I'll just continue calling MDMA MDMA regardless of whether it's a powder or a pill like a normal person thanks

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>druggie degenerates arguing over the correct term for their degenerate substances

>>74447760
pantyhose make any set of legs and bum look good

staging a poo d'état

>>74447811
ok

*cuts a grim fart*

*looks around nervously*

>>74447811
You need to be 18 to post on here, boy

>>74447819
>pantyhose
oh my days FUCK OFF YANK

haha poo

>>74447738

spoiler alert: your so-called "pure" MDMA crystals is probably cut with all sorts of shit as well, only way to know for sure is by using a test kit or paying 50 quid to some company in spain called "energy control" who will test your shit & tell you the what drugs are in the sample you send them, the purity, and the quantity.

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ah yes, 'con and 'ggs for din-dins

the apsolute state of my life

>>74447836
Never reply to me again unless its to grovel at my feet with an apology you fucking termite egg

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Have a 7 inch cock lads

>>74447870
>the quantity
how do they figure that out from a sample

>>74447870
>only way to know for sure is by using a test kit or paying 50 quid to some company in spain called "energy control
Or send it to WEDINOS for free, you fucking gormless shitneck cunt.

>>74447844
don't care

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>>74447913
Have a 7.5 inch cock

Out of the way mini-willy

listening to some absolutely dire pop tunes

might shit myself

>>74447912
Reported for being underage and having shit craic

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>>74447918
>send your drugs to we, Deanos

>>74447913
>>74447932
alri cocklets?

8 in master race here

find it hilarious that braindead normie drug runts think their white MDMA mystery powder is inherently going to be purer than their MDMA mystery pills

those drugs must fry more receptors than we give them credit for

might autodefenestrate myself

>>74447943
FOY

>>74447960
>white MDMA mystery powder
Clueless paki detected

>>74447963
from which floor?

@74447960
*fries your (you) receptor*

reckon the tories orchestrated the so-called libdem surge so people would vote for the libdems instead of labour

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>Naturally, I send all my drugs off to be tested for purity and measure doses using electronic scales

>>74447917

https://energycontrol-international.org/drug-testing-service/submitting-a-sample/

>>74447918

They don't tell you the purity & quantity of the drugs that are in it do they you stupid welsh twat.

when will we know the full results?

3,5,7 and I make a pube omelette

might bin myself

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hmmm.... funny.... no mention of whether it's a powder or a pill?

odd!

Whats the difference between mdma and e lads?

>>74447987
first, the house doesn't have a second

could climb on the roof though but there aren't any windows up there

ended up in the racist part of twitter again

>>74448001
>They don't tell you the purity & quantity of the drugs that are in it do they you stupid welsh twat.
Why would I need to know the quantity, you dozey sack of Abo shit?

What was the 4444444 get?

>>74448017
druggies don't take nomenclature cues from online dictionaries you ponce

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>They don't tell you the purity & quantity of the drugs that are in it do they you stupid welsh twat.

always said that with their agenda based on a single outcome, SNP were never a long term force and the only lasting result would be a backlash that leads former dockworkers into tory arms for good.

>>74448047
sumat shit

>>74448047
some yank made a new thread

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>4chan

>>74448033

because if you buy a pill of MDMA or a tab of LSD you wont know how much of the active drug you're actually receiving... you braindead mong.

>>74448017
wow that is odd

it's almost as if MDMA and Ecstasy were just different names for the same thing

>>74448047
"doing a poo"

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why doesn't the uk have utes lads

seems like a perfect replacement for american pickups in such a cramped and urbanised country

when will we know the full results of the local elections? cba checking periodically.

playing with my willy :3

>>74447932
Yea women can't tell the difference m8
I'm uncut unlike you as well :PPPP

>>74448053
and I don't take nomenclature cues from druggies, savvy? Now scurry away, insect.

STILL in need of a Tim 'dora image lads
Any day now

>>74448083
look gay as fuck

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> druggies don't take nomenclature cues from online dictionaries, you ponce

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Hmm

>>74448083
thats a rather long vehicle , not good for parallel parking

>>74448083
we don't need american pickups or replacements 2bh

>>74448020
E is a pill containing MDMA and other stuff like caffeine, ephedrine, amphetamine, MDEA, etc. as well as bulking agents

Got an interview for a new job on Monday

More pay but the industry the company is in is BORING AS FUCK

Not sure what to do

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Fucked this foreign student at my college

her pussy was all creamy and made a little puddle on the bed, started licking it but it didn't taste nice

>>74448120
is that her fanny

not sexist but i hate women

>>74448083
we don't really have many pickups here lad. not many of us need to carry our sheep from yabby creek to the shearers in wollallagong like you lads do

>>74448143
the realistic normie dream is working in a cubicle from 9 to 5 for 50 years, just think of it as a decent head start

>>74448069
>buying drugs from your local street dealer

You fucking cretinous sack of dumb shit. Fuck off back to your own general

You lads think Le Pen has a chance?

still playing with my willy

listening to bjork

>>74448184
what you doing with it?
don't neglect the balls
post pics

>>74448181
literally impossible unless a 'sheed blows up the eiffel tower the night before the election

love how the very worst normie runtoids have integrated the frequent taking of brain-damaging drugs into their lifestyles

really satisfies me deeply

not sexist but I'm playing with my willy

>>74448181
yes but only a small one

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>>74448083
because these things are much more suited to euro weather

As recorded in the book of Kings II in the Bible, Jezebel was defenestrated at Jezreel by her own servants at the urging of Jehu. (2 Kings 9: 33)
In chapter 20 verses 6 through 12 of The Acts of the Apostles in the New Testament, the accidental autodefenestration of a young man of Troas named Eutychus is recorded. The Apostle Paul was travelling to Jerusalem and had stopped for 7 days in Troas. While preaching in a third-story room late on a Sunday night to the local assembly of Christian believers, the young man Eutychus drifted off to sleep and fell out of the window in which he was sitting. Interestingly, this incident is likely also the only recorded case of raising from death after fatal defenestration, as though Eutychus was taken up dead from the ground below, the Apostle Paul fell upon the body, embraced it, and then presented him alive to those present, whom the Bible indicates "were not a little comforted." (KJV) (Acts 20:6-12)
It has been suggested by several chronicles (notably the Annals of Westhide Abbey) that King John killed his nephew, Arthur of Brittany, by defenestration from the castle at Rouen, France, in 1203.
In 1378, the crafts and their leader Wouter van der Leyden occupied the Leuven city hall and seized the Leuven government. Most of the patricians left the city and fled to Aarschot. After negotiations were made between the parties, they agreed to share the government. The patricians did not accept this easily, as it caused them to lose their absolute power. In an attempt to regain absolute control, they had Wouter van der Leyden assassinated in Brussels. Seeking revenge, the crafts handed over the patrician to a furious crowd. The crowd stormed the city hall and threw the patricians out of the window. At least 15 patricians were killed during this defenestration of Leuven.
In 1383, Bishop Dom Martinho was defenestrated by the citizens of Lisbon, having been suspected of conspiring with the enemy when Lisbon was besieged by the Castilians.

>>74448001
>you stupid welsh twat.

I'm English. You post your sample to WEDINOS, fool.

>>74448020

Ecstasy is slang for MDMA.

MDMA is an acronym for 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine which is the "scientific" name for the drug.

>>74448170

> implying you know me

I was ordering 2C-B from the Norway when I was 16 years old you presumptuous moron.

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>I was ordering 2C-B from the Norway when I was 16 years old you presumptuous moron.

The EU are being literal children about Brexit. So glad we got out.

>You can leave but we'll try as hard as we can to make sure you're out of pocket
>You're not allowed to negotiate with us, it's our club STAY OUT!
>I'm not even going to talk in E*glish any more it's not even important. Hmph!

These people are supposed to be the heads of the most powerful union in the world. Literally babies.

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>I was ordering 2C-B from the Norway when I was 16 years old you presumptuous moron.

What are the risks of mdma lads? Is it as benign as lsd or shrooms?

>>74448238
>MDMA is an acronym
It's not. You don't know what an acronym is.

do children get smegma

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>>74448150
>tfw you go to lick but it smells

>>74448297
yes i did

>>74448297
unless a jew cut off the end of their cock most children have phimosis to varying degrees until puberty, so I'd say so

Seeing people laugh at Corbyn and the loss of 73 odd seats really isn't fucking funny when the next 5 years are going to fucking kill people

This mad Aussie is getting fucking annihilated here.

>>74448286
No, it can be quite dangerous, particularly if you're getting E, which is packed with other stuff.

>>74448324
children don't produce that shit until puberty

>>74448307
don't think they do. parents aren't told to clean their son's knobhead.
it only appears after onset of puberty

>>74448287
it is though mate. just like mcat for mephedrone.

feel like i'm drunk but i'm not haha

thanks for reading

>>74448326
>5 years are going to fucking kill people
Great

>>74448324
i could retract fully when I was 10 but by time I was 25 I had phimo.

>>74448351
>>74448353
can't think of a worse profession than being a smegma expert to be honest, go home and take a good long look at yourselves in the mirror you utter wankers

>>74448286
not as benign as psychedelics but not really all that dangerous provided your source is good
wouldnt do it very often though

>>74448382

>>74448286
Quite significant.

It literally burns through receptors in your brain. I often feel less intelligent after a night on Mandy.

>>74448150
>foreign

just say chinese, we wont judge you

>>74448326
don't care even slightly

>>74448375
*smegspert

>>74448375
dont think there is such a profession

>>74448286
it permanently reduces serotonin receptor levels in the brains of mice. Human tests haven't been done but it's probably the same story.

>a bunch of neet virgin runts brag about their knowledge and experience with meth
howling at the thought

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>>74448389
Korean

>>74448364
It's an initialism, not an acronym. Acronyms become words themselves, like scuba, or AIDS

always say mandy when i mean the crystal and an e when i mean the pill always have done thought this was always the case?

what do you do if you about to go down on her and you see this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma#/media/File:Female_Smegma.jpg

>>74448448
You are correct. Ignore the children. They shouldn't be here anyway

>>74448458
kill myself

>>74448286

It's physiologically worse according to current research;
> MDMA is neurotoxic
> LSD / psilocybin mushrooms aren't

>>74448458
Did once and started gagging

hello