/brit/

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cara

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The squad.

>>74443011
one day x

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why don't you have a gorgeous gf?

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First for friendly bants

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>>74443183
>/r9k/ trys to be normal

>>74443183
men are subhuman

>>74443197
she asked for it

>>74443183

oh look, another white male chimping out...

>>74443204
ah yes may i please be kicked in the stomach and head

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>>74443183
This made me sad

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>>74443183

>>74443211
she did spill his drink
same thing

>>74443222
ah yes that certainly warrants physical assault

>>74443237
vocaroo

>>74443183
where did his slippers go

>>74443237
glad you understand

>>74443212
thought rorkes couldn't feel pity

>>74443259
of course mohammed

I don't think women should be allowed to go out, or drink, or do anything except stay at home and make dinner and babies. That isn't mysogonistic. It's just biological fact that that's all they're good for.

>>74443183
Wow what the fuck was wrong with that cunt?

>>74443261
>This once clearly friendly relationship will never be the same again
>The girl will never truly forgive him
>The guy will never live it down and probably reflect on it for years after wishing to take it back
How's that for empathy?

>>74443268
rasheed

Pints? Love em
Pakis? Nah not a fan

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493302652480.webm

woah
just realized that the tory party and the conservatives are one and the same
mind=blown

I'm very sloppy when I talk. At first, people bear through it, but I think lately I've annoyed people so much, they've just stopped listening to me.

>go to eastern europe on holiday
>hear people talking about how the kids are becoming more conservative
thoughts on this development?

New general gimmick

/bants/ Britain Australia new Zealand Thailand spain

>>74443307
This answer never occurred to me. That kid is going places.

>>74443307
Can't have anyone living with survivor's guilt

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>>74443183

I may have posted this before, but when I was really young (I think 10-13), I thought Spain/Italy/Greece/Rome/Latin-America were all the same thing. I just assumed they were all South American things.

went into the inner city today and was amazed by all the skinny numales with glasses and beards walking around

reckon i'll stick to the suburbs

you lads know any good ginger jokes? need a few good uns

>>74443183
me surreptitiously being a tennis ball

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>>74443362

>>74443298
woahh..... really made me feel.......

>>74443385
for a speech lad, holding up a pic of coppercab won't help desu

>>74443307
wish I had a son so I could play with brio trains again and not feel like an autism sufferer

which deadly sin do you embody most lads?

sloth masterrace here

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>>74443403

>>74443359
I've noticed in my city, the suburbs are filled with loads of fatties and man-children. Downtown literally everyone's fit and educated. Sort of intimidating since I live in the suburbs but I work downtown. The further out I get from the centre, the more you see failed specimens of human beings.

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Cannot imagine any patriotic or nationalist sentiment existing in Brazil It's probably the most mongrelized country in the world racially and culturally. There cannot be any unity whatsoever besides being under the umbrella of the most abstract and primitive Latino culture.

>>74443403
you doing a presentation for uni or something m8? i'd advise against disparaging any demographic other than straight white males unless you want to destroy your life

>>74443441
erm, no sweetie, race mixing creates utopias x

>>74443441
>tfw leftists want to turn the US into brazil

>>74443459
nah, best man speech

>>74443413
>tfw have a nephew
all the fun without the responsibility

>>74443359
whenever I go to bondi I feel suicidal, everyone is incredibly fit, happy and has a tan

why does everyone hate gingers?
because they are strange in appearance and smell of old sandwiches

>>74443495
https://youtu.be/z0-Q6oz-tGE

>>74443440
I believe this is the model of every urban sprawl. The cream of the crop live in the centre, the further out you go, the more you see the type of people who live in "the outer zones".

wht the frick is /bant/

>>74443526
>>74443526
t. someone from the urban center

>>74443516
marraiges should be banned just so no one has to sit through these

>>74443561
The best man's speech literally the best part, also food

Obamacare repealed! Feels good to get rid of socialism an I right fellas?

>>74443543
/b/ with flags

>>74443503
feel like a brooding elliot rodger when i go to amusement parks, colleges and hiking places

>>74443503
tanning ruins the skin and makes it age faster

that's why vampires are immortal, because they only come out at night

>>74443584
thats /int/ too p much

>>74443581
gronul zlumpf now has the blood of millions on his hands

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>>74443581
except nothing will change

>>74443556
I just said I live in the suburbs but work downtown.

It's an honest observation. It seems success gathers in the more expensive centre zone, and lack of success in the more affordable outer zones.

>>74443581
Republicunts can't do shit, it'll die in Congress.

>>74443596
every aussie girl ive met is tanned and wrinkled to the point of looking ancient abo shaman

>>74443600
that's true but we needed another one for some reason

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>that first sip of the night

Oath, cunt.

Oath.

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if someone were to invent a machine that can delete specific memories, would you do it? do you think forgetting traumatic moments would help?

what the fuck is /bant/

>>74443638
got nonced when i was young and would like to forget that

Red pill me on /bant/

>>74443637
>mixing caffeine and alcohol

blech

>>74443610
>
City centers are full of either yuppies who puts lots of effort into their life or people who put lots of effort into their social life but live with ten roommates and'll have 5 years of barista experience at the age of thirty. Williamsburg is an excellent example of the latter, and I think that they outnumber yuppies.

>>74443638
would quite like to erase the memory of shitting myself on a school trip

Pick one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phuket_International_Airport#Airlines_and_destinations

>>74443604
possibly billions desu

>>74443612
i thought congress is majority republican

>>74443596
the tan is the only thing I actually have, I'm just not fit or happy

tanning made my skin much healthier

got the skin tone of casper the friendly ghost

>>74443587
hapa scum

>>74443658
Chongqing

>>74443672
>tanning made my skin much healthier
as a matter of fact tanning does the complete opposite of that

it may have cleared up a few blemishes or red bumps but your skin is actually suffering

>>74443581
why the fuck do you care?

>>74443646
was it the good sort (MILF) or the bad sort (male)

>>74443685
Australia for the Whiteman. Where melanoma is plentiful.

>>74443711
teenaged cousins(female)

you lot seen this new /bant/ board?

>>74443729
please fuck off with this fake story already

>>74443654

soft cunt spotted

>>74443729
sounds great why are you being a bitch

/bant/? More like /shant/. HahahahaHAHAHAhaha

Fucking faggot cunts

@yank
think this is the second, maybe 3rd time ive mentioned it
why are you so upset lad
>>74443747
7yos cant consent

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UKIP right now

/bant/? More like /shant/ lmao

>>74443777
FOY

Tyson Fury

>>74443795
incredibly good post

Just seen the word normie in a Tab article

Feel physically sick lads

Why can't they just leave us alone?

Pic related, appareny she's an abnormie or something

sick of getting bullied

got bullied in the dentist's waiting room. 15 or so year old chad with his girl, chad tore off a bit of aloe vera and sneak tossed it at my hair so stuck. mom expected me to say something and looked sad when I didn't.

howling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-x0B_eBFQA

>>74443786
no but apparently they can be bent

>that guy who always shows you the hole he punched in his wall when he was """really angry"""
aka being a horomonal spastic cunt who probably got angry at a videogame

>>74443795
Haha good one

>>74443820
fucking retard

>>74443834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6LoC9KUVtI

>>74443822
I hope this isn't real

>get notification from WhatsApp
>"You may have new messages"
>open WhatsApp
>no new messages
What did it mean by this?

Vagina? More like Vagihellnawww.

>>74443834
I never realized how common this behavior was looking back. There's also the smashed controller they won't throw away for that very reason.

>>74443855
that was really impressive before he smashed his shit

he's too hard on himself

>>74443831
looks like a good guy

/bant/?

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I FUCKING HATE WHITE MEN SO FUCKING MUCH

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>>74443822
Stuff like this used to happen to me too.

Who exactly is this /bant/ and what does he want?

>>74443913
how old were you?

>>74443862
it is

>>74443822
and you didn't kill him right there and then?
fucking PUSSY

Can't go on /bant/ on my phone so I'll stay here.

>>74443883
I always found it silly, like why smash your own things? or why get that angry to begin with?
usually its just temperamental little weenies

This is the Prime Minister of Canada. I'm going to need a 3 page summary of this /bant/ terrorist organization and their motives. This is vital to national security.

what's this /bant/ all about then lads?

>>74443934
What are you afraid of? I'm assuming you're early twenties, it's not like you wouldn't heem a 15 year old. Just man the fuck up and tell him you'll batter him if he carries on.

better call saul really relies on the mike scenes

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getting the 'ly 'se of agitprop from twitter

what's going on lads 0_o

>>74443822
It's always girls with me.There was this guy in high school who had been my only real friend in school for three years. Then he got a girlfriend and her and her clique had this "meme" where, if they'd see me, they'd look away emberrassed and laugh. One time my friend asked me to go to a party with him and I was obviously hesitant because I knew she'd be there. But he convinced me (by constantly nagging) so I agreed. I showed up early and there was me, my friend, his girlfriend and Anna (his girlfriends bestie). My friend was asked to help decorate the bar so I was left alone with Anna and his girlfriend. They literally just stood there taking pictures of me on Snapchat with silly filters and sending them to the rest of the clique. I really wish my friend would have said something to her but he just shook it off as "banter"

>>74443964
>I'm assuming you're early twenties, it's not like you wouldn't heem a 15 year old.
14 year old me was just as tall but not a fat shit so i doubt this is as often the case as you think it is

>>74443820
only a normalfag would ever say normie

Ukip status:fucked
Labour status:arse ravaged
This will be a lib dem Vs conservative election....interesting

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>only a normalfag would ever say normie

gf status: no

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emojis are the worst thing to happen to the internet since facebook (and twitter)

>>74443988
There's no excuse for a grown man to be afraid of a teenager. I think the problem is not getting in a few fights growing up.

>>74444027
Imagine ranking Rei over Asuka

I don't really eat breakfast or dinner anymore. I just pick something up on my way to work a lot of water before going to sleep.

Crazy, because I used eat breakfast, lunch, dinner, several snacks and mini-meals daily for years.

I don't really eat breakfast or dinner anymore. I just pick something up on my way to work a lot of water before going to sleep.

Crazy, because I used eat breakfast, lunch, dinner, several snacks and mini-meals daily for years lmao

>>74444048
that IS crazy

hope we get the big >>74444444 lads
counting on you guys ill probably be out xxxxxxx

>>74444007
lib dems have had an equally bad local election

>>74443988
You're abnormal for not gaining a significant amount of muscle since you were 14.

Why is life so shit lads

where the white girls at

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YOU KNOW I'M NOT THE LITTLE BOY THAT I USED TO BE
I'M ALL GROWN UP NOW BABY CAN'T YOU SEE!

you faggot cunts are all gay

>>74444092
will still listen to this every now and then

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*Ice barrages you*
*Dragon dagger specials you*
*Dragon dagger specials you*
*Loots your stuff*

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have too many bad memories

>>74444075
we are destined to a life of slavery and mediocrity

>>74444061
>>74444063
I know. Being around people and having things to do killed my appetite like an ISIS fighter beheading Yazidis.

I had a salad yesterday, a food truck donair today, will probably make a decent breakfast tomorrow since I'm off.

>>74444112
*gives you a wedgie and locks you in your own locker*
dork

>>74444112
*chases you down in my sandals*
*kicks you repeatedly in the stomach and face*

>>74443987
Odd that the girls are the mean ones in this scenario, but the exact same thing happened to me where my own friends would take unflattering photos of me and photoshop things like dicks.

>>74443988
>>74444039
bit odd if you think I could go as far as physically confronting a teenager of any size as an adult in a clinic, especially one that is bigger than me.

I literally have a beta appearance and aura. People know immediately that I'm at the bottom of the social rung and this manifests in the most subtle ways. In workplaces or at school, when you need to know something, you generally look for the most socially low person to ask because you'd feel vulnerable exposing yourself to someone higher. Ever notice that, earlier, in primary schooling, that ugly girls were always asked first for pencils? I am always that guy.

where all the white women at

>>74443706
you sound like those asian women who come over here and refuse to go out into the sun and wear heavy clothing all the time

it's unironically good for you if you don't go overboard, blemishes and bumps are indicative of unhealthy skin

People may not respect us, but they fear us. That's all that matters. - my message to fellow leafs

Seeing people laugh at Corbyn and the loss of 73 odd seats really isn't fucking funny when the next 5 years are going to fucking kill people

My mentally ill friends and myself included are going to fucking struggle so badly but to you it's just "haha Corbyn"

GET APPROACHING LADS

LET'S BRING THE 4S HOME FOR MUMMY MAY

>>74444170
for me only pinoy

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5450 calorie tea

>>74444091
>>74444170
Typically Europe and North America. A few others in odd places like Latin America and Southern Africa. That's about it, really.

what do you use to wipe your ass with after doing a poo indawoods?

a LEAF

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>>74444112
*activates melee protection prayer*
*spams varrock teleslab*
heh kid... should have used snare...

>>74443183
Those are New Zealanders

Dire

>>74444184
the weak should be purged

sheeran's video for galway girl is shit

Time of GETs is upon us

>>74443183
Bit too far

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>>74444187
sorry vietnam, you guys still commies

>corbyn is bad lmao
>uh no I don't know what his policies are. But they're bad

>>74443183
appears the woman was in the wrong

What if /brit/ had a football(soccer) team? Would probably make it to that world cup thing and trounce the Germans.

we need a strong and stable /brit/

>>74443987
>Then he got a girlfriend and her and her clique had this "meme" where, if they'd see me, they'd look away emberrassed and laugh
wow this basically happened to me
mate's first ever gf (year 7) used to say 'eww' and cover her eyes whenever she saw me
in hindsight i think it was more lighthearted than i had perceived but that's why you shouldn't mess with autistic kids

>>74444242
better than being a monkey

>>74444217
yeah I justed realised

luckily most people can't tell the difference

>>74444282
won't allow it

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>>74444257
but anon that's exactly labour's problem, they have no policies to stand on. it was the same situation with hillary

get soon
very hyped

drink a lot of water lads

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started doing temp work lads

hate being a runt

>>74444168
It doesn't have to be that way lad.

what do girls mean when they say the 'walk of shame'?

>>74444168
>Ever notice that, earlier, in primary schooling, that ugly girls were always asked first for pencils?
Still doing this at uni, never give them back either lel

>>74444314
alri deano

I'm going to be honest here. In school, we were taught to spell things both ways, and I just sort of defaulted with the British way because Canadians pride themselves on not being American. Funny.

>>74444293
I'm never going to let you forget

>>74444332
FOY

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>>74444320
virgin walk

>>74444290
Um yeah, that wasn't light-hearted

You can only claim things like that as light-hearted jokes if it's to your friends

drink a lot of pints lads

>>74444320
when they walk home from a benis consultation

>>74444320
walking home from a strangers house the morning after a 1 night stand

so called because they stand out, holding their high heels and dressed in slag attire

>>74443345
really great post

>>74444320
the walk home after a one night stand at a chad's

Imagine trying really hard, as a country, to not be mistaken for another country

Definitely not talking about any country in particular, just having a think

I will ruin the get

>>74444313
why

A pint a day keeps the healthy liver away.

>>74444337
reversed searched it

/pol/ thinks it's fake and they're always right (according to /pol/ (who is always right))

>>74444353
think he means when they were smiling at each other and he was chasing her rather than heeming her

>>74444320
from the bed to the bathroom to piss out chads spunk

>>74444320
Walking home in the morning from someone elses house still wearing your 'night out' clothes.

t. used to browse yikyak to infiltrate normie society

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>>74444291
we're both monkeys retard

Still don't know what the fuck cinco de mayo is supposed to be and have no intention of finding out

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PHIMO

>>74444353
the tone is important and i can't convey it nor remember objectively to ever get a decent stance on it so yeah

any memes

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1000 Year Tory Reich

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5th May 1981: IRA Vol. Bobby Sands TD dies after 66 days on hunger strike in the H-Block concentration camp.

Murdered by Britain.

>>74444408
chicanos pretending they have something to be proud of

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>74444444

poo poo haha

>>74444366
did something similar when i pissed the bed at a friend's house and had to walk home super early before anyone was awake (just grabbed the blanket i used and shoved it deep in the laundry)

>>74444444
I'M KNOCKING NIGGAS OUT THE BOX
DAILY

>>74444408
it means 5th of may

poo

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>>74444444

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Cooking some sausages lads

>>74444470
>>74444456
children

>>74444481
don't believe you

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>>74444445
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Hunger Strike Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Eat Some Food Like Nigga Open Your Mouth Haha

>>74444444

>>74444320
Once did this with blood on my face without realising was a real low

>>74444481
>EIGHT sausages
alri lard arse

>can't poo
>stick my fingers in my ears and clear my mind
>big neat poo just shoots out my anus
Does anyone else use this technique?

>ywn wake up with your gf and decide you're both sick of your dead town, hop into your mustang and drive all day and night to California

yanks have it so nice, where the fuck will I drive? Kent to Hull?

>>74444538
>counting
fuck off nerd

>>74444543
kent mentioned

>>74444541
Embrace the void

>>74444543
off a cliff hopefully

>>74444543
My brother drove from Calgary to Toronto for his job. In winter, no less.

>>74444481
>frying them
>not grilling them

couldn't pay me all the money in the world to eat these runtauges

Gf is going on about how much she love she me and that we could be together forever

Don't know how she managed to fall so in love with me, I'm a fucking gimp

Also I don't love her back that passionately either hahahah DONT TELL HER

>>74444543
i want to slap you round

>>74444543
you can drive across europe

>>74444543
Anywhere in Europe?

i can feel some trips

>>74444579
reeeeeeeee

>>74444579
*tells her and then seduces her while she's emotional and crying*

>>74444585
>>74444594
channel

>>74444585
can't get a car across the channel, dum-dum

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rate me

>>74444579
grim

>>74444543
>ywn wake up with your gf
JUST

>>74444543
You can get a plane to Amsterdam or somewhere for like 30 quid

Recurring digits are imminent.

@74444579
Ah yes, the bullshit gf bait.

>>74444616
r u dum?
what about the Chunnel

>>74444604
stop imagining ever girl mentioned as pretty
she's probably a pig

>>74444642
total myth, doesn't exist

>>74444579
*surreptitiously texts her, as her number is saved as "willy hungry lass" on my phone*

>>74444619
fag

To: Malnourished Runtoid responsible for the penning of post No. 74444638:

Ah yes, the virgin post.

Got all the ingredients for a full English but the beans, shrooms, black pudding, bread and tomatoes.

What I'm saying is I've got bacon, sausages and eggs

ye

>>74444665
runt

got some dark chocolate and bikkies

>>74444665
breakfast butty it is then

got some dark bikkies and chocolate

>>74444665
wooahahao you're a wild one for that! it's like im talking to BLOODY michael mccintyre!!

>>74444619
that kid who everyone always saw around but no one ever talked to or was friends with and he always disappeared during lunch Tier

Called someone a runt in real life the other day

>>74444693
called mummy a runt in an argument on the phone last week

>>74444693
same haha

>>74444691
haha extremely accurate tbf

got called a runt by some toothy motherfucker a few days ago

The cruelest, most elaborate bullying that has happened to me was when a group of jocks got one of their girl friends to pretend she was into me. She would bump into me and ask me about my day. She would message me on Facebook thanking me for small things, or she would ask me things that were easily Googable (I remember reading on a dating tutorial that if someone asks you something that can easily be Googled she's into you). Anyway she also asked me out for a night out once and she said meet up before the entrance of this bar at 9. I'm a little early, smoking a cigarette and greeting three orso people who I know. In hindsight I should have noticed them laughing at me, but I thought they were just happy to see me. I must have stood there at least 30 minutes, texting her asking her where she was. Finally, a car arrived in the corner of my eye. But it didn't slow down. It actually sped up and as it passed me they galled me names as they took pictures of me waiting alone and laughed

the wikipedia page for bikkies redirects to MDMA

>>74444720
>I remember reading on a dating tutorial that if someone asks you something that can easily be Googled she's into you
i do this with everyone i talk to just because otherwise i have literally nothing to talk about

>>74444682
Did you even fully read and comprehend @74444665 before replying to it?

Obviously not because if you had then you would be aware that he does not have any bread and therefore cannot have a butty of any sort.

>>74444481
fuck off murderer (unless they're quorn, in which case carry on)

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My first and only and last female friend I ever had, a friend of my cousin, was in highschool. Looking back, I was too inept to see that she saw me as a sort of jester, and I learned this harshly when I asked to borrow her phone, saw her call logs, and noticed that my number's name was "free food."

>>74444750
>he does not have any bread
but why would a paki have bacon and sausage?

>>74444720
screaming with laughter but feeling hard inside

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>>74444691
BANH MI

>>74444720
>>74444754
these posts are making me hate life

saw a 2012 CTS with a rusty rear quarter panel today

how shit does a car have to be to completely rust through within 4 years

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I'm too sexy for this thread
too sexy for this thread
will be leaving all your posts unread

Right, said I

All vegetarians need is a nice pork pie, hot out the local butchers

Literally nothing in this world better

>>74444815
reasonably good post

>>74444760
>>74444750
Breads gone off but I've got wraps

>getting bullied
hate that lol

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>ywn be a fly on the wall at a teen girl sleepover

prince phillip is an absolute banterlord

>>74444793
Sexy bint

>>74444691
me

grandmother got me a 360g toblerone again

fairly certain i could beat the shit out of prince philip one-on-one

Really should probably stop drinking

>>74444720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wx1egTo5f0

don't care

Got my grandson a 360g toberlone. bless the little darling he's so old yet so young x

>>74444691
was actually the kid that everyone was very mild friends with at school that would probably burst out laughing if they considered hanging out with me outside of school. was a temporary amusement and sat with no one at lunch.

>>74444832
>Landing on each and every of their individual turds as they take a shit, anxiously juggling between staying a little longer and taking in the ripe aromas as your taste buds assess every turds specific consistancy and flying away before she flushes you down

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>ywn be a teen girl at a sleepover who woke up with a huge embarrassing penis that morning and has been trying to hide it all day.

gave my fat little joke of a grandson one of those fat cunt toblerones, hopefully he chokes on the fucking thing

>>74444832
i'd rather be an attractive male at a teen girl sleepover desu

>>74444872
ever wonder why you were bullied at school

>>74444874
what?

*dabs*

>>74444859
>tfw was one of "those" kids
Just decided to wait for VR

>>74444882
those aren't allowed
>>74444872
mmm no

Hate toblerones, they're really hard and pointy and hurt my mouth.

Also the little bits get jammed right the fuck in my teeth.

Just an all around unpleasant experience, toblerones.

I have a similar hatred for chicken wings. Just fuck off with that useless shite.

business idea: everyone gets their grandparents to post on /brit/ with them for one afternoon

>>74444882
find being a fly more relatable than being an attractive male

>>74444891
WOAH WOAH BITCH I *dab* AYE AYE *dab* *dab* WOAH

Need to borrow someones grandparents to post on /brit/ with just for the afternoon

>>74444912
and pints?

lads anyone remember a short kids film back in the day and the whole premise was that there was this lad who one day woke up in a dress and couldn't take it off or something and had to wear it to school?

can't for the life of me remember what it was called and can't find anything on google

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>>74444891
it's just weird when a german does it

my grandma has severe parkinsons and will likely die within the next two? years

>>74444912
i just tried biting it like a normal bar and the point of the next piece shot into my upper lip
hurt like hell

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>>74444912

>>74444933
no

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>>74444891
reported to the German police

>>74444914
used to pray that when i slept over at a friends house that his sister would also have friends sleeping over

literally the only time ever i felt "cool" because these girls 2-3 years younger would see me as an upperclassman

>>74444912
very interesting

could I get your thoughts on the following:

>pints

>pogba

>>74444948
who would draw this

>>74444967
me

>find song i like on jewtube
>comments section is filled with people talking about how they heard it on some shitty normie tv show

why does pop culture have to ruin everything

>>74444949
fuck off you utter ponce

>>74444948
4chan amazes me

>>74444958
would you fuck OFF with your yank terminology

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>normie

do anglos not sleep over? my dad says that when he was a kid that nobody slept over at each other's houses

its apparently even childish now in college

new
>>74445010
>>74445010

>>74445016

>>74445007
sleep over at a lad's house every weekend lol

>>74445007
yeah we do, it's pure banter

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>>74444948

>>74445007
I stopped sleeping over at friends houses when I was like 16 unless we get a cab back there and I'm too blind to get home

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>>normie

>>74445007
basically lived at a friend's house for four years haha