In this thread we all are North Koreans

/thread

well this sucks

Aygo~~ my anus is itchy because of toilet paper shortage~~~

>>74443119

We are supposed to be North Koreans not Venezuelans.

>>74443157
kek

>>74442926
>*Shrinks from hunger*
>*Collects grass*
>*Removes toilet from home for GLORIOUS LEADER*
>*Visit shrine to Kim Il Sung and leave flowers*
>*Gets conscripted*
>*Puts up picture of Kim Il Sung in home*
>*Forgets to praise SUPREME LEADER before going to bed
>*Dissapears under mysterious circumstances*

wtf i am having internet?

FUCK AMERICAN CAPITALIST!!!!!
American penis is small! So very small!

How dare we give you tons of rice to feed to you.

Yeah, we're awful. I get that you want personal sovereignty but would you take maybe a FEW bags of thai race, maybe? We'll buy them, and you can take them.You are the most angry nation ever towards us. SOME rice, maybe?

>>74443789

Thailand can bring it to you. Rice, just for you. For the price of friendship.

>>74443832

No rice? alright. Destroy them on the divide.

We literally don't want to go to war with them again. The last time they enlisted/drafted doctors like me. I don't want that shit.Please take the fucking rice. There will be nothing left of you.

>>74442926

>be north korean

Is that like, well how?

I dare you to play that shit. I actually like them, but as people. As a country? I was fucking nervous around them when I was drunk. That's so ridiculous that I want that nation done with.

>This is so great why aren't we honoring aour father

>>74443057

You're welcome. That museum was a fucking joke.

>>74442988
>the thread didn't end right there
im dissapointed

>>74443489

Don't make fun of them. They're literally trying to watch our movies in a small, dark room and hoping the thought police don'[t find them.

I am not kidding.

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>>74444289

I got drunk with them and they wished they could see our movies or talk with us personally. The female guide we had was drunk and thought it would be nice to have an American husband and go to America.

She did. Happenstance, I can never go back.

*gets executed*