Italian man murders woman after getting insulted by her parrot

>>74441883
cheeky cunt was just trying to have a giggle

>>74441883
he obviously couldn't handle the bantz.

>wh*tes

>>74441883
Italians always target weaker territories

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>>74441883
>got triggered by a bird

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Well-deserved, passive-aggressiveness is the ultimate cancer in society.

Also calling her "mother" shows not only she has no redeeming qualities as a contributor to society, but also shows a cheesy attempt of the tabloid to appeal to her womanhood as a valid justification for outrage on the outcome.

>>74441883
>http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-parrots-and-crime-kass-0506-20170504-column.html
Holy shit this article is hilarious
>But that's not the main thing. The main thing is that there's just something malevolent about parrots.
>There's a touch of evil, a hint of danger and fear when they cock their parrot heads and look you right in the eye.

>Of course, as parrots are not human, they cannot testify in court except on TV lawyer shows. And, given a parrot's predilections to the dark side, you couldn't trust them to swear an oath and testify truthfully.

>But that parrot with no name might just be the worst parrot in the world. His mistress is dead. And the parrot still lives.

>And that's the thing about parrots. They always seem to get away with it, don't they?

Is this supposed to be a satirical newspaper?

>>74445345
>Is this supposed to be a satirical newspaper

t. Parrot

it's dangerous to banter Italians anymore

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>>74441883
Serve this whore right

Based Roman