Russia declared a state of emergency

File: IMG_20170504_105057.jpg (455KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

455KB, 3264x2448px

>>74440297
holy doule

Enjoy your victory parade, Ivan!

File: kekairforce.png (348KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

348KB, 1920x1080px

>>74440325

>>74440325
It's your own peoples fault. You're incapable of living in anything other than an authoritarian shithole.

File: 1489993849324.jpg (544KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

544KB, 3264x2448px

>>74440454
We were born to turn Ame*ica into ashes

File: 1482221202092.jpg (87KB, 958x1114px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 958x1114px

i can hear the scud silo loading sounds from the other side of the border!!

File: 1491167230004.png (2MB, 829x774px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 829x774px

>>74440469
sure Ivan

>>74440469
I'm sure you'll do that with your Italian-tier GDP.

>>74440496
>bbut m-muh gdp
doesn't really matter
Soviet Union singlehandly defeated germany with it's shitty GDP

File: 1492851998133.jpg (45KB, 604x398px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 604x398px

>>74440510
You don't have all the things the Soviet Union had access to Ivan, the empire is gone now and it's not coming back.

File: What Vatnikery Is This.jpg (4KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 225x225px

>>74440469

File: 1233.jpg (337KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

337KB, 1920x1080px

>>74440528
Soviet union had 0.000000001 of military potential we have now
Prepare to death

File: 1485444248717m.jpg (102KB, 691x1024px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 691x1024px

>>74440528
>dat .jpg

FUCK YOU ANON! my sides has gone right on the orbit

File: 1486108165616.png (718KB, 1291x845px) Image search: [Google]

718KB, 1291x845px

>>74440583
>Soviet union had 0.000000001 of military potential we have now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74440583
Soviet Union was insanely more powerful than current Russian Federation both literally and relatively. Literally as in literally. Relatively as in power relative to other powerful nations.

>>74440647
1 rocket in yellowstone can defeat UShArt
You're literally finished

File: 1493755987444.jpg (52KB, 604x429px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 604x429px

a pic of secret rssian special unit. fagkommando :DD

>>74440454
>>74440469

Both you shits are shits.

File: 1493898774902.jpg (36KB, 675x675px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 675x675px

>>74440583
>Soviet union had 0.000000001 of military potential we have now

Weak or not Russia still has nukes which is scary

Europe would have been a much better place, especially Russia, if Germany had won. Imagine Russia today, if communism never occured.

Anyway, enjoy victory day, Russia!

Nyaa will be avenged. Prepare to die, Europe.

>>74441676
Why haven't you annexed Belarus yet? When I was in Krasnodar, everyone I spoke to said that Belarus should be part of Russia like Crimea.

>>74440491
>>74440546
>>74440588
>Russia mentioned
>Poland shows up to defend his American overlords
Every. Single. Time.

>>74440297
The #1 rule is that it's NEVER 'happening'.

>>74441729
>When I was in Krasnodar
thingsthatneverhappened.exe.jpg.rar.bat

>>74441738
Hookers have their johns, as Poland has usa

>>74441797
>Russian doesn't believe me
>Every time I say I've been to Russia (Pic)
I was an English teacher for 8 months in Krasnodar and Syktyvkar (Main office) for 4 months in either

File: Jim.jpg (26KB, 620x348px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 620x348px

>>74441873
Forgot pic FFS

>>74441756
Its always happening

>>74441873
And even in Syvkvtyvkar? Now I totally believe you.

>>74440659
We have second strike capability Ivan. It's irrelevant how vulnerable we are to nukes from a geophysical perspective because as soon as we determine that we're under attack we will retaliate in full measure and take the aggressor down with us.

Today is liberation day in the Netherlands.

Coincidence? I think not.

>>74440659
What is with this Yellowstone meme lately? The volcano there is massive and deep underground. A few nukes on the surface aren't going to set it off.

>>74440297
Fuck your bait thread and gay ass victory parade.
Hitler did nothing wrong

File: 1492859784222.png (103KB, 591x620px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 591x620px

>>74441738
>>74441838
>r*ss thread
>op gets bants
>a kraut sopts a polish flag
>ribbentropmolotov.exe is running
>a kraut defents ivan

stop sucking ivans dick

File: 2r1q3.png (8KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 225x225px

>>74441838
>imblying there is no US military in germoney