I traveled a little bit last year, hostel hopping and noticed that whenever I overheard someone having sex, the noises were always completely different by country. I figure its like how accents vary so much. Anyone else notice this?
>fuck a blonde girl here
>she starts screaming "ay, ay ayyy" during sex
>kinda get turned off and have to fake an orgasm and while she's cleaning up in the bathroom i fap a quick one
>check her facebook the next day, she had a year exchange in chile
never again
I live in an apartment and time to time I hear one of my neighbors yelling in an orgasmic way close to midnight... Not the best sensation tho.
>>74439682
Protip: try a German girl.
>>74439682
In Mexico many girls moan "que rico", which means delicious
>>74439840
or a dutch guy
>>74439725
>implying 'aw yah fuck my big wet hot sopping pussy im so horny your cawk is sooo bigggg omggggg' is any better
the only porn I can't watch is of American and French make because the girls are too vocal there; oh, and the Japs are just disgusting with their squealing
the hottest? The Germans
>>74439682
>Do female orgasm noises vary by country?
How could I know?
>>74439868
That sounds gay, mister peanut.
>>74439925
its not gay if you shag a cuck tranny
>>74439995
So you're saying you had a nice time in Amsterdam?
>>74439682
Maybe. I've fucked three kind of girls so far:
1. The caliente girl. "Ay si, que rico, hay que rico". She varies her screams while adding an extremely nice sensation. Mexican girls are great for sex.
2. The coma girl. Never screams but she makes funny faces and finally makes a little moan when having an orgasm.
3. The girl in pain. Screams like if she was suffering, usually gets kinda red.
Fortunately, the most common type is number one.
>>74440025
yea, but i'm gay so i went for female german prostitute instead.
>female orgasm
no such thing lol
>>74440043
>que rico
Gets me rock solid everytime.
>>74440043
>Americans desperately want to keep "que rico" out of their country
>>74439725
>ay ayy ayy
>>74440064
Interesting. And was she any good?
>>74439682
Accents and expectations/norms. Most of the time it's exaggerated/fake.
>>74439682
Just by watching porn:
English cool
German turn off sound
Slavic skip the vid
Rest is all ok
>>74440073
t. -10000 experience with women
>>74440073
Sure there is, just ask your wife's boyfriend Ahmed or M'wembe Chumbawamba
>>74440105
yeah, your mom was fantastic, bigger cock than mine tho
>>74439862
Do they say papi or is that a Chicana meme?
>>74440131
I'm married since 8 years you faggot. There is no such thing as a female orgasm. Females do not experience pleasure during the act and shouldnt anyways.
>>74440131
this right here >>74440139
>>74440131
>>74440139
Why did you insist on taking the bait?
>>74440144
Wow, and was she cheap?
>>74439876
What do germs do my friend
>>74439876
Finding Japanese porn where the girl does normal sex sounds and isn't censored is like fucking porn of an Asian man fucking a black woman. It exists, but it's damn hard to find.
>>74440194
20 bucks fuck
I l-lik3 Czech ones...
>>74440282
Nice tits
>>74440282
So that's my german tranny "mom" that you fucked for 20 bucks?
>>74440350
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>faggy dutch insulting anyone or being gay
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>74440389
I'm sorry you feel insulted. I was just stating the facts.
Unlike you.
>>74440043
>>74440077
>>74440094
>Have a taste of "que rico"
>go to 10:22
https://es.xhamster.com/movies/4162578/fantasising_about_having_sex_with_his_friend_s_hot_mom.html
>>74440430
facts is for faggots and nerds, both described dutch men properly
>>74440503
>pays tranny to fuck him
>n-no you're gay
Peanut was all spread.
>>74440529
there's difference between being gay and a faggot, fag
>>74440562
Not in your case.
>>74440151
That's a BDSM thing and a CHI meme
fugged a qt that was 1/4th korean so it was a weird mix of a moan. pretty hot desu
Que ganas de cojerme una trap x diossss
>>74440648
>>74440573
well played """"""sir"""""""
*femininely tipped my colorful slim-it fashion in front of you*
*let my wife and daughter fuck foreigners*
*rally with my fellow hot steamy LGBT community*
am i dutch yet?
>>74440692
You're not the first pinda to ask.
>>74440493
>https://es.xhamster.com/movies/4162578/fantasising_about_having_sex_with_his_friend_s_hot_mom.html
mexican porn vids are so fucking cheesy but that woman has thicc tits and ass holy shit
that said, i had a great fap, thanks anon
>>74440727
pretty sure netherland gender-fluid underwater air and cum-gargling language makes everyone a faggot
>>74440809
So what did the tranny say to you that you wanted to give your boipussi?
"Oi yeah right up my chocolate bon bon factory"
"luv that's bloody brilliant keep going"
"You're a cheeky one aren't you"
"Bugger me harder"
oh man roleplay threads are my favourites
I used to hear my former neighbors dozen times,but they were surprisingly quiet. I would hear bed screeching,but just few silent ah-oh from both of them every 30 seconds,while the guy would give big scream like psycho when he cummed every time.
The only 2 times I really heard her loudly was when he fucked her in the ass,she gave it a great scream "aaaaah huurts aaaaah stop" and every ah would be closer to sounding like crying and lasted about 2 mins. The second one was once when he licked her and she came "yeah lick me love,yeah yeah oh god yeah fuck yeah aaaaah oooooh"
>>74440158
>German lovemaking
>>74440158
You let the bull handle that
>>74440925
British English is so fucking stupid
>>74440158
>There is no such thing as a female orgasm
atleast not like the male one.
> Females do not experience pleasure during the act and shouldnt anyways.
wut. i think you're doing it wrong krautbro
>>74442005
Yeah the chocolate bon bon one always makes me laugh when I hear it too
>>74442147
Not OP
If I heard her scream that out, or 'bloody brilliant', I'd laugh my stiffy away.
>>74440207
They stay silent which is most logical
>>74440207
moan in a nice way that isnt screaming. feels complimentary to a guys ooh's and ahh's
>>74442235
not true for most of them anyway.
>most logical
the hell does logic matter for in sex? thats such a virgin thing to say
I've noticed in Brazilian born that the girls say "essu" a lot.
What does it mean?
my gf moans in chinese when she's too excited, it's pretty hot when she does that
>>74441199
>the guy would give big scream like psycho when he cummed every time
Wasn't french by any chance?
>>74439682
I never heard or seen anyone having sex irl in all my life. I'm beggining to think it's all a global hoax and sex doesn't actually exist.
>>74445063
kek
>>74445063
this but unironically. even my parents, never seen them kiss or hug eachother.