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anime edition
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californians
tell me about posters from your state
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>>74438639
>>74438656
>>74438660

OH FUUCKKK ITS AN INFERNO INSIDE OF ME NOOOO
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>>74439393
They smell bad and are stinky smelly
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>>74439393

there is only one good one, and Im him
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who here /accountingmajor/
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Remember to fast at least 2-3 days per week
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>>74439393
we run this shit
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>>74439373
fun story to tell at dinner parties

>I got shot in my last week in Denver, wanna see the scar?
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i think i just heard a gunshot
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>>74439422
>>74439426
how many of you are there
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>>74439441

5, I think
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>>74439423
>a job that won't exist when the tribalists take over the planet
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>>74439431
thats the only warning you get
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あにめ
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/bant/ is terrible board
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>>74439453
only 5? i was told there are three from your capital
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>>74439456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyzGqj_xRfc
can you translate this anime?
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>>74439456

why would we pit you against the chinks if we spent like 60 years saving you from ruskies

stupid tojo
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>>74439423
>Doing the single most boring thing in the world just because it makes money
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>>74439456
That's me on the right
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>>74439410
exactly
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>>74439469

two from Sacramento, the other one rarely posts here
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>>74439490
oh
well
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>>74439393
They seem nice. Haven't had any bad experiences yet maybe a little shitposting but nothing /bant/ tier. Though for some reason we lack North and far North posters, and I would like to see them come out more.
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>>74439478
Most people are fine with it

The only ones who aren't are usually mentally unstable anyways
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>>74439469
3 frequent
around another 4 on and off
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>>74439499

Ive been here for 3 years
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>>74439474
Monotony doesn't bother me at all, I grinded the fuck out of runescape as a child
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how many of you are normies? i was told this is a normie general
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all the Canadians are sleeping
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>>74439499
>for some reason
nobody fucking lives above sacramento
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>>74439516
More power to ya, I guess
>>74439523
One time I touched a girl
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i almost murder a girl today with a shot.

she almost cried, i felt bad but it was her fault.
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>>74439500
i'm totally fine with it bb
and you mean closeted homosexuals
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>tfw I could be cuddling with a girl right now if I had a gf
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rip in peace nebraska
making yourself kys, shame
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tfw no asian gf to force to abort our hapa child
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>>74439284
my family and i vacationed at Telluride, drove up from Arizona

hope this helps!
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>>74439510
Are you a northern poster? I can't tell since you don't have a county flag.

>>74439533
There's a few decent cities and a lot of rural people.
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Nathalie Monroe is like the cute girl you'd have liked to date in high school and still would like today. But she does porn. And is a whore.

Quite depressing.
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>>74439516

bet you didnt grind agility like I did
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>>74439546
Nope

I'm open about my sexuality but I don't boast about it

If someone ask's I'll tell them but I don't wear it on myself like a badge

Most people can respect that, even if they don't approve of faggotry
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>>74439455
i'm just sitting in my apartment drinking beer and eating homemade guacamole
what did i do wrong
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>>74439567
Nebraska tier post (aka you're a loser).
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I went into DC today for the first time in years. Deeply saddened by how the KANGZ museum has killed my image of the Mall.
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>>74439563
there are posters from sacramento which is pretty far north
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I really love a pair of cute shaved pale armpits on a cute girl desu

Also feet
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sometimes i do a voice for my vagina
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>>74439563

a certain CHI decided to post as my flag since I dont use it
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>>74439573
>tfw 99 agility took 5 fucking months

wish rs3 had more players, it's much easier than 07
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>>74439583

both are fag so who cares
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>>74439563
He's from Placer County

Aka Gaycer
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>>74439594
sacramento btfo
>>74439599
placer btfo
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>>74439583

>sacramento
>far north
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>>74439586
jeg bare eslker norge
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>>74439541
shot as in alcohol?
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>>74439423
Considering a switch family

How hard is it?
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>>74439579
What's a Nebraska?
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>>74439608
it's in the northern 1/3rd of the state
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>>74439577
i'm not open about mine
jesus have some decency
but i get where you're coming from
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>>74439589

haha, yah

5 months

6 years off on n on and Im still only 95
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wtf
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>>74439614

shot as in i shot the ball playing soccer.
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is it weird to take pictures of girls feet without permission? my roommate is always forefoot and one day I know she's going to have her soles up and it would be good tovmasitrbate to themc
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>>74439423
are you too pussy for mathematics?
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>>74439655
yes
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>>74439376
>ywn have your very /cum/ baby to raise in to a responsible woman
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>>74439631
>jesus have some decency
I don't go out for pride parades or anything

Just handholding my bf
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>>74439656
yes

I don't want to study or work hard
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>>74439661
but why
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>>74439629

sacramento's essentially the middle of the state, since nobody wants to live in Stockton or bumfuck nowhere Central Cali

back in the 1800's, it was the main hub between gold mining towns and SF, so they set it up as the capital city
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>>74439662
>responsible woman
o am laffin
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>>74439671
aw
but imagine if you actually enjoyed your work and didn't just look forward to going home
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>>74439655
of course it's not weird, feet aren't a sexual object, so nobody cares. it could be anyone's feet, even your own, they all look the same if you have good hygiene
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>>74439660

mamahuevos = cock sucker
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>>74439676
why are most of the californian posters around sacramento?
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I don't like the fact that /brit/ also has an anime edition
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>>74439588
Oh yeah I forgot you were the guy from Placer. How is it up there? I have never been in the area.
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>>74439636

VERY comfy city, btw
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>>74439670
>tfw no s dakota bf to let you butt fuck
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>>74439683
That would be nice but it's just a job for me
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>montana is also a fag
why is everyone from my region a fag
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>>74439684
>they all look same
NOOOO not true. There are different shapes feets, I prefer Egyptian style feet, have to be clean and pale.
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>>74439691
typical brit bongs

>>74439711
I AM NOT A MIDWESTERNER
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death from above 1979 is a good band
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>>74439711
poisoning the farms to make the frogs gay
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i wish I never came to 4chan sometimes. All I care about anymore is cute girls and asses thighs and feet and tummies lol. Why are girls so cute? I wish to be gay sometimes
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>>74439723
montana and idaho are midwestern states in denial
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>>74439712
>egyptian feet
>categorizing feet
>they're put in categories because they look the same
hmmmmmm
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>>74439699
I'm a dom but I appreciate you taking a liking to my bumrump

>>74439711
Something something lead in the water

Does it matter?
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>>74439736
wyoming too
>>74439747
yes
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/wash/ when
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>>74439670
>Just handholding my bf
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>>74439736
lies
we're borderline PNW
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I am the only straight poster in this general
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bed time
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>>74439752
in what way
you're nothing like oregon or washington culturally
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>>74439752
you'll always be PNW in my heart
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>>74439749
Their cultures are different

There's a noticeable change between East and West river here in SD, more-so pronounced when you head further east/west

>>74439760
Night night
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>order something off amazon
>was supposed to be shipped between 1-3 days
>it's been 2 weeks
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>>74439765
>>74439766
that way
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>>74439735
Literally me. Obsessing over cute girls and their cute body parts is a full time job.
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>>74439756
No (yes)
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washington and oregon aren't real states so their opinions dont count
theyre just californian colonies
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>>74439690

most of the posters are from the Los Angeles area. At least 60% of all the flags are near there, while theres really just me and the slav up here

>>74439695

comfy. Really rural, once you hit around where I live it goes from suburbia to small midwestern forest town. Once you live here long enough, you realize theres not a lot to do unless you really like camping/hiking. Also pretty conservative
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>>74439656
yes
i try to keep the numbers in my head but they keep falling out
and when i do it on paper i try and skip steps to save time and it just makes everything worse

math is a cancer
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>>74439782
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>>74439782
t. can't play a good white card to save his life
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can someone be my bf
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Oregon couldnt exist without big strong Californian tourism dollars
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>>74439752
but we hate people east of the mountains
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>>74439800
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>>74439803
you take that back
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>Californian tourists
don't exist
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Going to bed now
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really like this nebraska poster
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>>74439819
night night thirsty
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>>74439819
sweet dreams, colony
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>>74439807
describe yourself
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>>74439784
you ever met the slav?
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>>74439819
nighty famn, enjoy the thunder
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has alex jones ever sweared
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>See ad for Californian tourism
>Everyone is arrogantly showing off the best parts of the state while doing typically smarmy things

>No desire whatsoever to return to California despite only doing a drive-along the PCH
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Independence?
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>>74439816
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>>74439845
>go to california once
>guy sees my nebraska plates
>asks me why i dont have a southern accent
hmmmmmmm
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>see ad for South Dakotan tourism
>wait, no I didnt because nobody wants to live in SD
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>>74439848
for us?
naaaaaaaaah
not until we liberate ourselves from our own politics
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>>74439869
>tourist ad
>convincing people to live there
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>>74439845
the red woods is the only good part of california
that and weed
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>>74439874
soon, bud
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did he do anything wrong?
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montana, wyoming, and idaho will never be pacific northwestern until they go blue
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HELOOOOOOOO
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>that and weed
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>>74439897
fine you know what fuck the pnw
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>>74439861
>At car rental place in San Fransisco
>Guy asks where I'm from
>"South Dakota"
>Oh, where's your accent?
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>>74439848
>Cascadia gets independence
>the next day Cascadia Subduction Zone blows the fuck up
>Big One
>Mega tsunami ensues
>West Coast wiped off the map
Actually, the Cascadia fault is literally a ticking bomb, Worst Coasters should be thankful for everyday that goes by for not having their worthless shithole flooded to oblivion.
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>>74439765
>you're nothing like oregon or washington culturally
Half of Washington and Oregon aren't like Washington and Oregon culturally.

>>74439782
Cascadia is actually pretty distinct from California. I actually kinda like the Cascadians. I would have it as my backup country to flee to in case California goes belly up but I get the distinct impression they don't like us very much (though half of it comes from Portland and thus can be discarded).

>>74439784
Sounds nice.

>>74439848
Sure.
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>>74439809
those dumb niggers wanted to split off and make a state called Liberty
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>>74439892

lies
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>>74439897
What do states with no station coast no land station be ocean
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>>74439919
>doomsday meme
rapture tier
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>>74439918
wow thats a weird one
you'd think a guy from sanfran would confuse a gay lisp with a real accent
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>>74439936
just what could he have possibly meant by this
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>>74439895
no?
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>>74439895
yes
threatened to nuke half of asia
had a temper tantrum
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>>74439895

nuking the chinks probably wouldve ruffled a few feathers in the UN
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>>74439932
tbhwyf Spokane is a million times better than seattle
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>>74439941
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>>74439957
the only thing he did wrong was not go through his nuking of china
>>74439964
nah
the prc wasn't even part of the UN yet
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>>74439968
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>>74439964
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>>74439586
excellent taste bud
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>>74439959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRjDJWeypUM

>>74439978
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are any of the californians actually white or are you all mexicans?
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>>74439964
can confirm
Seattle is bullshit
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>>74440000
none of them
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>>74440000
we're all white here at /cum/
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>>74440000

Im 98% confident Im the only white one here
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>>74440000
We're all mexicans
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>>74440010
are you the guy who said you met a californian in cardsagainsthumanity? is that him?
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>>74440000
I'm white
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>>74440012
nindie eighth perthent?
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Why are images of vapeman so hard to find?
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>>74439969
y tho
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Placer is white, I'm sure of it
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>>74440000
>californian
>not brown
o am laffin
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>>74440026

I DO NOT HAVE A LISP
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>>74440030
the only good commie is a dead commie and nuking china would make a lot of good commies
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>>74440045
vocaroo ith then
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got a max score on my final project and 20points above class average
>>
lane
answer my question >>74440020 you pleb with terrible taste in white cards
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>placer has a lisp
too good
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>>74440055
Please post more i'm collecting them to make reddit memes
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>>74440068
yes I am
no that's not him
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>>74440074
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think im gonna talk to a qt at my job
i know people say not to date coworkers but my options are severely limited
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he's lying
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do you even have a public gumwall, faggots?
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actually its all fitting together
he had to ask his oneitus out 3 times because she couldnt understand him the first 2
could
not
fabricate
this
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heth's lying
>>74440096
absolutely disgusting
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I do not have a lisp
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>>74440063
atta boy
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My word is truth
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>>74440096
Is a 5 year old in charge of public works
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gimme something to vocaroo and I'll prove it
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>california is the normie capital of the world
>all of the californian posters are losers
why is this
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>>74440096
FUCK YOU I'M EATING
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>>74440096
No we have a designated graffiti alley
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>>74440087
so long as you don't work too closely with them, I think it should be fine. Many people I know are in relationships with coworkers
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>>74440129
its a mystery
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>>>/soc/25215728
>>>/soc/25215545
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what about this poster? is he a loser too?
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>>74440142

all this proves is I have horrible luck with grills
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will binary options make me rich?
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>>74440120
Vapeman can become a lucrative meme on reddit
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>>74440101
>>74440130
i never understood the revulsion
saliva has long since evaporated

plus they powerwash the walls every year so tourists can put on a fresh coat of gum
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>>74440123
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/speeches/remarks-alongside-alicia-machado-in-dade-city-fl/
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is obamacare dead
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>>74440142
>2 flag californians
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>>74440168
gum stuck to shit is disgusting
things like that are why the west coast needs to fall into the ocean
>>74440138
we don't work in the same group so it shouldnt be too bad
shes in another department
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what is the point of /bant/ if /int/ already exists?
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>>74440173

something shorter than a novel
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Can't believe Jimmy Carter is still alive
Dude's old as fuck
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>>74440198
Bants
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>>74440202
she sells seashells by the sea shore
the demise of anyone with a lisp
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>>74440202
just read the first paragraph you ding dong
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>>74440163
no
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The 74444444 get will be anime
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I haven't smoked weed since monday
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buds
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Gonna do a sleep
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>>74440191
i think you need to calm down about one single wall, son
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>>74440246
DUDe im smoking weed right now!
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>>74440246
i haven't smoked weed all month
my plants are getting close to harvest time
soon
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>>74440255
Good sleep
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>>74440129
>>74440142
Wait. Are you telling me that there are, dare I say it. NEETs and socially awkward people on 4chan? Of all places? Stop the presses! Say it ain't so! God damn those Californians! Doing that thing that is common on this web site!
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>finally getting around to watching the new season of Trailer Park Boys since I finally got a new apartment and my internet hooked up
>instantly pissed
>Randy wearing a shirt (I don't care if he's trying out for the force) and both him and Jim sporting facial hair (Randy trying to imitate a younger officer Lahey)
>they instantly let everyone know Lucy "didn't go full feminazi on the new director for shit off set"
>they finally reveal what Donny looks like
>it's a fucking old man

WHAT IN THE FUCK
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is there a single californian who isn't a lonely neet?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZpY5l6s7IE

had to move to a place where my wifi WASNT shitting itself
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>>74440294
hello mike tyson
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>>74440198
/bant/'s existence is to take the /b/ tier shitposting away from /pol/ to try and make it slower and more politically focused. AKA try to return it to what it was like back 4 years ago.
the problem of the situation is that /b/ is big enough, and /pol/ is huge, so you literally need a second /b/ which is what /bant/ is supposed to be
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>>74440278
there are plenty of people on this board who aren't socially awkward neets
just strange to me that all the californians are
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>>74440288
i just recently started watching this show. and, holy shit i literally can't get enough
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>at guitar center trying guitars out, getting good tone vibes, comfy time
>some 14 year old and friends show up, turn distortion all the way up, grab the most metal looking guitar which is also out of tune and start """""""shredding'"""""""
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>>74440288
To be fair Randy's wearing plastic bags or something underneath the shirt to prevent his rash
Also to be fair, they're all pretty fucking old at this point
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cum is terrible right now
going to bed
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>>74440319

>going to guitar center

its like you WANT to overpay for things
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>>74440317
It turns to shit after S9 just so you know. Honestly it turns to shit after S8 when they cut it off for years. Nothing will every beat the early Clattenburg days.
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>>74440319
>not going to guitar center just to show off
o am laffin
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J7fWAoPwdk
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>>74440311
>just strange to me that all the californians are

That does seem a bit odd. Cause I'm certainly worthless and that's all I can vouch for.
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>>74440334
They do price match on everything though, and floor models may have a nick or paint damage so you can get them to knock bucks off.
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shant be listening to any of these vacroo's
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>foam roll back for first time
>pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
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>>74440326
Thanks for the spoiler because I can't watch anymore of this shit. S10 was bad enough with making it mostly about the bigger celebs and Trinity's wedding with a corny, and not even TPB hilarious corny, just corny, "heartfelt" moment with Ricky waking up from the coma. There is absolutely no charm in the show now and I feel like watching it now is just a chore. Fuck this shit.
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>walk into guitar center
>take a guitar off the rack
>put it on the floor
>leave
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turns out the blue in the florida seal's lady's dress is the same blue as south dakota's
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gi7Yjm5VL1
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>>74440351
i've only seen a few episodes I've downloaded off eztv
gonna download all of season 8 now fampai
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tfw not socially awkward but bad at making friends
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>>74440358
there thionisth occupithed gothernent?
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>>74440424
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>>74439469
I'm here - just north of SF. Most beautiful place on Earth.
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>>74440422
tfw bad at conversations unless really interested in the topic
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what's with the sudden increase of californians
also i never asked anything about one of the californians apparently being a slav
i thought all the slavs were on the east coast or chicago
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I'm tired and want to go to bed, but I don't want to miss anything fun.

Can you guys promise not to have any fun while I'm gone?
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>>74440438
tell me about santa rosa
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>>74440438

Napa county's pretty nice
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>>74440439
smalltalk doesn't get you anywhere anyway
t. great at smalltalk in real life but still have no friends because i was too much of a little bitch in college and killed my social life
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>>74440453

dont worry, im gonna hit the bed soon
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>and now they're trying to write JROCC off like he's ever coming back

Yep. DONE.
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should I grow a beard /cum/
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>>74440502
maybe
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>>74440502
if youre asking then you probably cant grow anything reasonable so dont
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>>74440502
only if you look fine with it
not everyone is meant to have one.
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i think my beard makes me look like a bit of a hipster faggot so i'm clean shaven
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b-but i wanted to fuck s dakota
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>>74440502
do eet.
It's pens playoff season so mine has already gotten pretty thick.
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>>74440527
>only if you look fine with it
I don't like this meme.
Even you it looks like shit, unless you're a 300lbs neckbeard like Jon Sudano, a beard defines your personality, if you don't have facial hair, you're nothing. At least if you have some you'll be that asshole with the shitty beard.
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r8 my beard
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>>74440455
Santa Rosa sucks the most, but i live in a suburb area of it called Rincon Valley. Hot but beautiful - right next to the Valley of the Moon.

Santa Rosa is a huge city - bigger spacewise than SF mind you - and there's a lot of different boroughs.
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what is /cum/ listening to on this fine night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z1fKQUEJuw
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>>74440578
my eyes are seeing this but somehow the electrical signals can't make it all the way to my brain
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>>74440599
Was listening to Acid Bath but I'm dozing and about to fuck off to bed now
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>>74440594

what about Petaluma and Sebastopol?
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>>74440457
Yeah, we're like Napa - we got vineyards here but it aint as big a part of the economy. We also have beaches and a more diverse landscape.
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>>74440451
>what's with the sudden increase of californians
Partly since /dixie/ got their own general away from /cum/ we can finally post without getting absurd amounts of butthurt and shitposting directed against us.
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>>74440599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK0z87WrhGo
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I

Fell for the /friends4life/ meme
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>>74440616
Used to live in Petaluma. West side of town is the coolest place ever - old buildings, architecture, lively downtown area with bars, billiards, and hip shops. Glad i grew up there, although i never really took advantage of all the fun.

Girls are beautiful in Petaluma too. All rich and stuck up - east side sucks, suburbs, boring, and full of Mexicans.

Sebastopol is a quaint place - kind of hippie like, but not as much to do. I pass over it most of the time, but it's on 116 so you can check it out while on the way to the beach.
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>>74440599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-qxJYOJbgY
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>>74440680
>east side sucks, suburbs, boring, and full of Mexicans.
wtf i was told there was no mexicans in norcal
i was lied to
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>>74440675

my best friend literally saved me from drowning.
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>>74440599
we 80's Japanese pop music now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEtXh0pH7bA
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>>74440599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRxfYTEg7So
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>>74440701
Santa Rosa is even worse. However we are as far north as they get. Next town (Ukiah) is pretty white, and then Eureka/Arcata is completely white.
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>>74439393
We're terrible posters
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>>74440680

116 is comfy as fuck, I take that to highway 1 when I visit my grandma

you ever go to Jenner?
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i really don;t give a shit
i'm gonna fuck south dakota
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>>74440750
Don't
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gonna start drinking at 3 tomorrow
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>>74440750
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>>74440770
gonna start at 12 again
i gave up after a few hours today because im feeling too miserable to even binge drink right
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>>74440737
Jenner's beautiful m8. Just love to drive the roads round here - so much natural beauty to see.

My second favorite town will always be Bodega Bay. Beautiful quaint sea town - only place that beats it is Weed in Siskiyou.
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>>74440770
i did that a few times and my belly felt sick
but that was because of the splenda
so i stuck to real sugar and now feel good drinking
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>>74440713
1 in a million.

I have only one friend like that. My other friends of ten years just back stabbed me hard.
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don't care it's habbening
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it's 1am
should probably get to bed
>>74440732
>>74440760
which sacramento poster are you? the slav?
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really wanna fuck sacramento
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>>74440801
Bit gay
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>>74440599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVJSMaRcnW4
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>>74440786

Gualala and Point arena are pretty cool too. But then there's a long stretch of nothing until you hit Fort Bragg
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MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
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cum lol
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Alright Californians - which county in the state do you think is the worst?

I'm gonna go with Alameda, just because i've never really been down south. Anything East Bay is garbage, but Alameda has the city of kangs.
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>>74440799
Maybe
>>74440816
Oh shit it's this song
It played all the time for me on Pandora
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>>74440829
>knowing county names
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>>74440828
very good post, thank you
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>>74440823
Point Arena is in Mendocino County... Gualala is in Sonoma tho -

OMG forgot about Guerneville and Occidental. Those two are my other faves - secluded in the redwoods. We have the Bohemian Grove out here in July; even (((they))) love it here.
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>>74440730
god damn it
well what sort of mexicans are we talking about
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>>74440829
Everything outside of the Central Valley should be nuked desu
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Yippie yi ooohhh
Yippie yi yaaaay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2cQvZPX3OY
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>>74440829

East bay is pretty shitty. lots of Dindu's and poo in loos. But Union City/Emeryville/Fremont/SJ are decent enough cities, and gentrification is pushing the nignogs out of oakland

personally, I say solano or El Dorado
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>>74440829
LA easy
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>>74440797
>>74440801
extremely homosexual posts
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>>74440848
The ones who have enough to afford apartments, but are really dark-skinned and usually pretty rude.

Ive never been to Orange County, so i'd say same as you guys but way less lol.
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>>74440873
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>>74440885

Corn surfing looks fun, tbqhwy, f
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>>74440885
nothing wrong with corn
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>>74440851
But Mendocino County did nothing wrong, because no one lives in Mendocino ahaha

Lets just nuke SF and the East Bay and be done with em
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>>74440829
EAsy

San Bernandino
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>yfw jews created christianity then islam and made them fight each other to control the world
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my grammy lives in mendicino
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>>74440866
is this ironic or do you like, "like" it?
I still haven't figured out if I am being memed or if death grips legit has a very big fanbase
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>>74440885
So this is how people pass time in Nebraska?!
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why does bluegrass sounds so awful
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>>74440927
yeah
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>>74440912
This was the one i thought was gonna get the most hate, just because theyve got the utopian paradise of Barstow.
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>>74440932
you bite you're tounge
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>>74440932

because you're a pleb

https://youtu.be/rrlqQ1_vZVE?t=16
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>>74440948
>>74440948
>>74440948
>>74440948
NEW
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>>74440918
Which one do you think it is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5GCn1BKkxg
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