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Wendy's edition
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t?bh
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>>74438086
love wendys
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thailad post a pic of your gf
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I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I got phimosis and it burns when I pee.
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>>74438124
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The flag of a CanAmFrapanese Union.
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Is wendy's good or just a regular fast food?
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mummy just came out as trans
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making coffee. any of you lads want one?
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>>74438124
he doesn't have a gf

half the shit he says is a lie

it's been proven he's a pathological liar
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>>74438141
what else has he lied about
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Taco Bell is going to start serving pints this summer.

http://www.torontosun.com/2017/04/26/taco-bell-to-serve-beer-starting-this-summer
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>>74438130
i know a reddit image when i see one REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>74438141
being in thailand
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>>74438103
*looks around the room*
So I had this dream the other night and I gotta tell you, it was strangely normal from my vantage point.
I'm walking around some electronics convention and I see a soundstage for "SAMSUNG STANDUP".
That's right, Samsung was hosting an amateur standup comedy gig at a convention!
*crowd laughs*
So I get up on the stage and people are in a line next to it with random people in steel chairs sitting just in front of me and I said..
"hey guys! was over at the Motorola booth trying out THEIR version of this new VR technology. the guy kept shouting 'it's the FIRST of it's kind! THE FIRST of it's kind!' and I thought to myself 'yeah yeah, if only I could say the same thing about MY WIFE'S SON!'"
*crowd doubles over in laughter*
"YOU GUYS WERE GREAT! THANKS!"
*walks off stage*
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>>74438132
It's the better of their fast food chains. the meat is noticably better than the others. A&W burger in Canada is also pretty good, but not as good as wendys
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>>74438141
>he says whilst lying
heh
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>>74438155
>>74438149
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>>74438132
It's the greasiest fattiest shit. But it tastes good when it's still warm.

I've made the mistake of taking Wendy's to work, and cold Wendy's is basically just cold fat and beef. You can't really reheat it either. Their food is basically only "alive" for a couple of hours after you buy it. After that it just becomes gross.
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*shames the virgins*
shameful...
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VERY tired lads
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>>74438151
good for people who love pints and taco bell

bad for people who love pints, hate taco bell

non factor for people who hate pints
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Thailad making a post
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>>74438197
is that a really long poo or just liquid
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>>74438176
doesn't he work in tesco in notts or someat
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did anyone like my joke ?
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thai chicANO is despised here
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Doing a REALLY loud poo right now. Neighbors will NOT be impressed.
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>>74438210
Tesco Express
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finally knuckling down and watching JRE #835
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>>74438214
I didn't read it. Too long.
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>>74438214
it was a bit long so i only scanned it
laughed when i saw the audience laughing though, and at 'wife's son'
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>>74438111
Can't believe they would tweet this white supremacist symbol
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>>74438134
I've got coffee already
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just remembered when a bunch of girls made a pro LoL team and their slogan was "baited and outsmarted" and they got stomped during the first round of play-ins and then disbanded
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>>74438185
Hmmmmm interesting.
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>>74438224
how the hell did you get that nork proxy that one time? did you pay for it?
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>>74438237
>laughed when i saw the audience laughing though, and at 'wife's son'
so long as even the faintest of grins was achieved, I feel like I've added to the quality of the universe
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>>74438243
vietnamese iced coffee is good
do you put condensed milk in it?
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>>74438243
is that an AeroPress® I spot?
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>>74438240
Their twitter is quite good
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>>74438243
Do you drink coffee with ice?
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The lads
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>>74438231
Not an expert but I feel like I could teach that nutter a thing or two about maths.
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>>74438231
>that entire headline
>"LOULA-MAE ELEFTHERIOU-SMITH"

Really is a mad mad world we live in..
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>>74438231
Just read this article the guy is a moron. He's written his own language and rules of logic which sounds pretty smart but the entire logical ideology he is using assumes 1x1=2 and there is no basis for that assumption.

Would love to read it fully but he wants to 'patent his work' lel.
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love /brit/
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bet thailand chokes himself when he wanks
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wendy's is unironically the best fast food burger in america
very underrated
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>>74438274
No I like it bitter
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>>74438298
had a dave's double last week

was delicious
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hungry
>>74438280
hah
>>74438289
same
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>>74438276
kek
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>>74438288
If you have one of something and you make one copy of it you have two of it. Thus 1*1=2
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Got myself some maccas ahaha
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hate pakis
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>>74438277
Everyone does here, also with egg
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love pints
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neutral nig-nogs
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>>74438326
are you the canadian?
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>>74438315
That's 1+1, or 2*1. If you have 1 of something, and you only have 1 of those 1 of somethings, you have 1 of something. Kinda wanna know what he thinks 2*1 is, I assume he thinks it's 4? Hope it isn't 3 or he just thinks multiplication is addition and that would be boring.
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>>74438326
Viet coffee is really nice
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>>74438318
Hey fatty boom boom
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>>74438337
Yea
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>>74438250
haha I too browse reddit
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>>74438252
This is Wendy's. I can't attest to how fresh their beef is, but it's probably quite fresh considering how quickly it goes off.

Also, they manage to have the oiliest buns in the fastfood game.
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imagine going to thailand because of anime and then finding out it's the wrong country hahhaha
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>/bant/

what the fuck did they mean by this
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>>74438355
Sell it down the Tesco Express do they?
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>>74438364
reddit has nothing to do with it, FOY
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What happened to that Canadian who wanted to move to Taiwan?
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>>74438326
Is it good? i drink cold coffee but never with ice
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>>74438340
I wonder what he thinks 1x0 is.
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>>74438366
>people ingest this
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>>74438367
Imagine my surprise
>>74438380
Yeah
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>>74438389
Feminism ruins people
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romans couldn't have been 'white'
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why is /brit/ so diverse
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IMAJUN MOI SUHPRISE
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>>74438366
Dear God, this is ugly as fuck.
The local fast food chain is just utter garbage but at least the burger is not that bad looking
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>>74438390
Yea I like it, but in Canada ice coffee is really popular as well so it's not a huge change
The presentation is very nice here and I like the mini brewing mug that makes the coffee at your table
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thaicuck post that one pic where the girl has her mouth scrunched up like she is going for a kiss
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>>74438366
Jack In The Box looks oilier than that
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>>74438393
The beef is literally fed minced GMO fed pig and chicken parts mixed in with grains and sloughed with antibiotics. The processed result is something that is wholly different from anything our ancestors consumed and is laden with glyphosate herbicide, a probable human carcinogen that's connected to miscarriage and congenital defects.

We really are in need of dire help over here. Send it.
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>>74438414
pls send brazilian bbq
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>reddit has nothing to do with it, FOY
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Boys, I'm back
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night
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>>74438402
women have armpit hair, deal with it. virgin.
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>>74438428
yes that's his gimmick you COMPLETE freshcunt
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>>74438453
oh fuck off
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>>74438453
I think he means this one
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>>74438409
ES JAY DULBYUHS
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'nese for tea
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>>74438465
no it's another one. only seen you post it once
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>>74438393
>>74438414
>>74438429
>>74438433
I will give Wendy's one thing. When there's still warmth between the buns, it's a pretty good guilty pleasure food. But like I said, it goes off in a couple of hours.
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>Korean Politics
https://youtu.be/VWpdFYrZ9oU

Ah yes.
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>>74438481
not sure which one you're talking about then.
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>>74438465
She is so ugly lmao
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>>74438465
they really are an inhuman race
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queefed
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>>74438421
here is a crime drink cold coffee, so i've only drank cold at home. I'll search for the Vietnamese coffee in São Paulo, seems really good

>>74438434
Ok Kiwi mate, i'll send a Picanha with garlic bread and coalho cheese
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anybody got that picture of the 1950s guy loading a gun on the bed with jew posters on the wall crossed out
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those facebook messenger noises make me feel sick with anxiety
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>>74438502
it's this one. could you post it?
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killer body on this lass
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>>74438518
nah I can get garlic bread from dominos no worries
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>>74438231
ah yes, mocking a man that has has opened his third eye
when the nubians take over, you'll be the first in the intergalactic slave camps
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>>74438549
This is peak Iman performance. You may not like it, but this is what a man looks like when he has reached the pinnacle of physical perfection.
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>>74438531
this one?
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>>74438546
But it isn't the patrician Brazilian garlic marraqueta bread
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>>74438582
WouldRape/10
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>>74438542
fanfuckingtastic udder and side profile
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>british people
why didn't you strangle this runt in the crib?
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>>74438542
those tits are disgusting
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>>74438629
I was -17 years old
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ctcZH6wlQ

Thoughts on Yanks?
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>>74438643
this guy is canadian though kek
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>>74438643
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>>74438642
what is the lifecycle of a single sperm?
I bet I was a very motile guy
Fuck, it just got weird in my head, suddenly I was imagining myself as only the product of my father
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Would I be run over by a mussie truck should I decide to attend london or brighton pride
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>>74438651
Canadians are yanks
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>>74438651
Canadians are Yanks
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>>74438666
>Search Results
The sperm regeneration cycle takes about 74 days. It is generally known that most men produce millions of new sperm every day. However, you might not know that these new sperm take about 2 ½ – 3 months to fully mature or that when sperm are initially formed they lack the ability to swim forward or fertilize an egg
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>>74438651
Yanks are Canadians
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not a fan of islam desu
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Actually, Canadians and Yanks both used to be British North Americans, but Yanks did their own thing and we stayed at home with mother who raised us to be an obedient momma's boy.
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canada could have been the super power lol
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>>74438687
you know, i use startpage and sometimes I like to PRETEND we are all at some low-lit bar-b-que talking in real time without our phones in hand
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loathing this ignore meme
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big fan of islam
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dont care
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hey thailad

what kind of healthcare do they have in thailand
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what is the radical centrist position on islam?
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>>74438718
we will be by the time trump and trudeau are finished
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Love Islam. Hate pints.
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>>74438738
can't say
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>>74438738
It isn't necessarily bad, it isn't necessarily good. It just is.

Not anti-Islam, not Pro-Islam. Just "meh" towards Islam.
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>>74438738
They think it's too extreme. But doing anything about it or even criticising it would also be too extreme.
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you should be able to do WHATEVER you like as long as it doesn't directly harm others
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Guys /bant/ is utter garbage, /int/ is for sure comfiest place
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>meh
Radical Centrism in a nutshell.
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>>74438776
*indirectly harms you*
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>>74438782
I miss 2013 /int/
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who /deano/ here?
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mightve finished the masters dissertation

give (You)s please
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radical centrism is just a meme expression to say "not arsed about politics, both of you sound like twats"
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>>74438725
yeah but we're not, we're on the internet.
>>74438736
Similar to pre-obamacare US from my understanding of your system, minus the retardedly expensive bills.

You can get insurance and be covered for just about everything imaginable. Or you can not get insurance and pay a bill, which is usually very reasonable. There's actually a lot of health tourism into Thailand because the better hospitals are world class and the price of having something done is a fraction of what it would be back home for many people.

I go to Bumrungrad Hospital, if you look it up it's held in high regards and is really nice.
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>>74438786
WAY too big of a margin for radical centrist. radical centrist is within (1,1), (-1,1), (-1,-1), and (1,-1)
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The Yanks on the new board are even more obsessed with us than the ones here.
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>>74438821
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. - that Irish nonce
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>>74438086
Why do I keep seeing these American fast food rule 34?
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>>74438849
jews at it again
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MY TEARS GONE COLD I'M WONDERING WHY
I GOT OUT OF BED AT ALL
THE MORNING RAIN CLOUDS UP MY WINDOW
AND I CANT SEE AT ALL
AND EVEN IF I COULD IT WOULD ALL BE GREY
WITH YOUR PICTURE ON MY WALL
IT REMINDS ME THAT ITS NOT SO BAD
ITS NOT SO BAD
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don't understand how fathers handle knowing their daughters are slags
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Lads just watch and learn how to do a video clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMMNt3RQH4
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>tfw no amelie gf
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>>74438865
Not again!
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Hate pints

Not racist, just don't like em

Love mugs
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good job yank who made that cuckolding thread on /bant/
the insecure mongs posturing as alphas is comedy gold
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>>74438941
This jap in the back is cute as fuck holly molly
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Hate pints. When I'm measuring out liquid, I either use cups or quarts. Totally avoid pints.
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>>74438913
fucking mug
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up the RA (Pint Republican Army)
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>holly molly
ah yes
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>>74438104

Peruvian wendy, best wendy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=693m7iCh-TE
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give me some FUCKING (you)s

am i shadowbanned ladS?????????/
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>>74438957
mfw
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have a hard time finding most Asian girls really sexy, they are pretty but I like thicc'er womyn
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y-you too
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>>74438957
its holy moly
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Smacking my willy around while looking at some nudie movers lads.
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>>74438996
Have you had any advances yet?
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Replace H*ll with Heck
Replace F*ck with Frig
Replace C*nt with Pal
Replace D*mn with Darn

This is a family-friendly general. Please use courteous language, or you WILL be banned.
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>>74438151
not bad tbqh
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no i can see your posts
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>>74438996
its well known you have to have nonce tendencies to find asians sexy
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listening to the clash
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>>74438988
I fell bad watching this video....
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>>74438996
where in canada are you from? how long are you there for? are you white?
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in 100 years when white people are gone people will be studying how a race could have become so advanced and far above the other races
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>>74439018
ok
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who will be doing the studying?
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>>74439036
what have you contributed to the world lad
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holly molly jamie pull that up
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>>74439036
Sort of like white scientists do everyday with black civilisations like Egypt and Rome.
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>>74439013
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Think about it.
Dogs have lived and been around non-African human beings for almost 15,000 years (possibly 35,000).
The smarter breeds work better than most sub-Saharan Africans and are eager to learn and be tought.
I consider dogs to be economically superior to niggers in the long run. That's my thesis.

>inb4 "American intellectuals"
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who is /nationalanthem/ here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue55vRt0Cgw
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>>74439060
WE
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>>74439011
yea loads on tinder and I went out with one girl yesterday just to hang out and mess around a bit
but I haven't been here very long
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>>74439017
gonna hit up the local taco bell on a friday night with the lads

gonna get crunch wrap supHEEMED haha
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doing a shit
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>>74439019
I like the curvy ones
>>74439035
Ontario and yea I am
for at least 6 months
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39803483

hate fucking spastics

20,000 invalid patients in these filthy shithole institutions and the solution is apparently to inflict them on the family rather than leave them in the russian wilderness

the family clearly doesnt want or cant support them, it wasnt their fault the spastic in question came out with a shit brain, so why should they be forced to spend time sanity and money cleaning up spastic guano off the walls every day

and another thing

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-39801244

this is complete fucking tosh

i was "tolerated" as a bender at school and at home for 4 and 6 years and it was totally fine because im not a fragile fucking posy who cries when everyone doesnt love them unconditionally all the time

hate alt right and that but their gay little obnoxious "fee fees" gimmick is spot on sometimes, people get so fucking entitled and everyone (EVERYONE) around them just rubs their back and encourages them and world fucking media hops on the bandwagon to reinforce the notion that they dont need to give their twat heads a wobble and stop having tantrums when people dont accept their sexual spastication

you know what dont read a word of this post i wouldnt
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Is there only one Brazillian?
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>>74439049
>looks at your flag
hmm yes
*throws your post in the trash*
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>>74439017
gonna get baja blasted off my arse haha beer dude lol
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> in 100 years when white people are gone people will be studying how a race could have become so advanced and far above the other races
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>>74439100
No, it`s me and another random dude
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>>74439100
There are two, but they have an awful satellite connection and they post in shifts.
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>>74439074
You'll get caught eventually and before you know it you'll be meeting her parents and marriage is being discussed. Be careful
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>>74439099
hahaha yeah i know man that's true as

*walks off and talks to someone else*
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>>74439112
translation: nothing

you have contributed absolutely nothing to the world. congratulations
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>>74439116
rasheed
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>>74439099
>you know what dont read a word of this post i wouldnt


FUCK
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>>74439099
bucks or tauranga
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hate how the only countries close to australia are SEA shitholes. wish we were in north america or something so I could gawk at colombian qts on holidays

don't like asians simple as
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Having sex with another man isn't gay if you make it very clear you aren't into it and the other man is only taking advantage of you.
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>>74439148
bit rude
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>>74439135
buckinghamshire
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>>74439148
hate how i can't immigrate to australia easily
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>>74439116
you know that lad probably has posted on 4chan at some point, or will in the future.
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>>74439148
Trade places with Newfoundland m8
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buckinghamshite
think i deserve a you for that one
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>>74439150
Having sex with another man is gay.
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>>74439152
didn't expect you to throw a tantrum over the beebs
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>>74439155
awful

hope all brazilians can get ease of access to australia, no reason you lads shouldn't be allowed to go there
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>>74439099
actually, the bigger issue here is not having a fucking ultrasound halfway through the pregnancy to allay the chance of needless suffering for a mentally retarded child and the family

second that, there is affordable genetic counseling for most of the modern world. we can alleviate pain and suffering but no one actually wants to put in any meaningful effort into their lives that isn't convenient and tax deductible and covered under their HMO so they pass the buck off to an entire new generation of fucked up autists who didn't ask for their existence.

everyone involved in a post DNA testing/pre-natal care world should be offed for bringing microcephalic/retarded children into the world.
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had a cough at secondary school and accidentally launched a projectile of phlegm at the nerdy girl in front of me
don't think she found out but still
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>>74439165
not necessarily

>>74439184
underage
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>rasheed
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@vietnam

Why didn't you go to Colombia or something if you like the curvier chicks?
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>>74439157
int he an alt right drumpfkin twatface
thought it was a given hed post on r/the_donald and therefore /pol/

>>74439163
its usually cuck/fuckinghamshire
upvote for creativity

>>74439167
oh i do love it darren it just tests my faith now and again u kno

>>74439173
yeh think i agree with this post but cba to read it
if you dont act before plopping out a whelp to see if its spastic or not maybe you deserve to have to handrear it
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>>74439155
Yes you can, just pay R$5k in a ticket and find a shitty job there
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Why are Yanks and Aussies obsessed with us?

It's like a twin brother and a little brother harshing on the only cool one of the lot.
>>
>>74439195
this was about 7 years ago
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>>74439131
didnt read a word zhang
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>dissertation deadline in 10 hours
>haven't even started

mftf
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>>74439184
Once tried to throw a pen at someone and narrowly missed the teacher, I went to duck down under the desk and smacked my head on the table, had a big lump and still got bollocked.
>>
>>74439205
they're mindless drones

*smokes pipe*

not a single intelligent post from them in this entire thread
>>
>>74439219

This!. But also they smell and I don't like them
>>
bellend is well itchy
>>
>>74439218
used to put a glob of glue on the end of a pencil and try and stick it to the ceiling for a laugh
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK_3vJFJoLA
very impressive
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>>74439218
lad threw a book at me during french class on the 3rd floor and i ducked and it went out the window and almost hit the deputy head

he was livid ngl
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used to put a glob of glue on the end of my bollocks and try and stick it to the ceiling for a laugh
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>>74439219
>>74439225
Day of the rake soon.
>>74439229
Scratch it you twat.
>>
>>74439219
I'm pipes guy. Stop stealing my gimmick.

Also, I've learned my lesson. /brit/ for Canada-posting, pipe discussion on pipe forums.
>>
>>74439231
Sharp pencil + rubber band into polystyrene like ceiling tiles here.
>>
>>74439171
maybe because we don't want them
>>
redpill me on the so-called, recently emerging, developing nation of ((((Kurdistan))))
>>
74439231>used to put a glob of glue on the end of
a pencil and try and stick it to the ceiling for a laugh

the absolute value of a madman
>>
haha we'll always be the kings of this board and canadians will always be the bottom feeders
how do you like them apples
>>
>>74439241
>theories about star wars
No thanks
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>day of the rake soon
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>>74439243
good times
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>brazilians
no thanks!!!! hop on the next banana boat out of here yeah
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>>74439267
n we used to have book fights and that and lock the head boy in the closet in english

those were the days
>>
To:[email protected]
how about I mop the floor with your chin and we see how much of a madman I am
>>
>>74439274
simple as
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>>74439266
not a single person in that picture is dressed like a normal adult human

even the guy in the suit is wearing pants and a jacket one size too big

fucking amerimongs
>>
>>74439266
is that thaicuck on the left
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>>74438452
Didnt even notice

do people really care that much about body hair?
>>
didn't like going to school cause all the 'mates' were over 6ft and i was 5'8 and they liked to knock me around every break
>>
>>74439266
cannot express how much id love to suit up in full 15th century plate and charge them with an actual polearm
>>
my man
>>
all new zealanders should be killed
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Why are Aussies afraid of dingos? They're just wild dogs dumbass give them treats and rub their bellies
>>
anyone remember the pinto glasso meme
>>
If you were an average household in Sydney (100,000/yr) who wanted to buy an average house with no downpayment (so a $1mil mortgage), you would be paying about $64,000 a year out of your $84,000 net income (about 3/4 of your income).

Leaving two people to live off $20,000 a year for the next 25 years.

Dire
>>
used to smack this 5'8 lad around like a pinball at school
>>
>>74439294
I like it, but then again I'm descended from a long line of French Canadian wilderness pioneers.
>>
used to throw this 6'4 lad around like a ragdoll at school
>>
remember me?
>>
>>74439332
sydney is completely fucked. i'd have a more financially comfortable life in nyc than sydney despite the fact nyc is a mega city and sydney is a runt city.
>>
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>>74439332
think I read 48% of the salary income in Sydney is going towards housing
>>
>>74439332
isn't Sydney the epicenter of all those foreign investors who keep buying up property?
Seems it would be artificial like in Vancouver
>>
don't quite understand new zealand

New Zealand is to Australia as Canada is to the United States.
>>
not a fan of kiwis

BIG fan of raspberries
>>
353
runt
>>
>>74439332
then don't live right in the city then
>>
>>74439266
'member when the internet was separate from the real world
>>
>>74439370
"good" "post" "mate"
>>
>>74439369
Despite the cries of REE CHINA, it's actually our fuckhead DOMESTIC market that's in love with investment property

Everyone wants to be a fucking landlord and all the old people are drowning in property and the government doesn't want to mess with them.
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>>74439370
I wonder if Kiwis pretend like they aren't just a spinoff of Australia the way Canadians pretend that they are not just a subspecies of yanks
>>
>>74439370
no kiwis have more of an unique identity than canucks do
>>
hate the jf hours
>>
>>74439381
*moves to rural Australia*
*does ice and kills myself*

Living the dream desu
>>
>>74439405
we don't care, that's not really bad
also the distance between wellington and canberra is the same as London-Kiev
>>
Honestly can't stand Brazilians. They're some of the shittiest posters next to the Germans and the Irish.
>>
literally the only non JF in this thread

broken britain
>>
>>74439411
Juiz de Fora?
>>
>>74439416
liverpool is not rural
>>
>>74439370
new zealand and australia are separate spinoffs of britain
there is some exchange because we keep moving to each others countries but the culture itself is pretty different
aussies value leisure more and kiwis value adventure
plus maoris are more fun to be around than abos
bet theres not even any abo gangs
>>
>>74439369
afaik sydney is the main sufferer of ghost buying. brisbane is starting to get it bad, particularly suburbs close ot major uni's which are being bought out almost entirely by chinese investors who do nothing with it or cram 15 students into a house.

federal government just let it happen way too long, and are only now bringing in the ghost property tax to try and deter people doing it. that being said, a lot of people on home soil fuck themselves. people bought up when land was cheap, refuse to budge on it and every cunt wants to be a multi property person without going through the motions.
>>
it's johnny foreigner u monkey
>>
Brisbane is my favourite city in Poo Peeland
>>
>>74439438
Median house price is still $755,000, I'd rather spend the extra 250 and not live in fuckhead central
>>
>>74439449
>bet theres not even any abo gangs

way to bet wrong cuzzy bro
>>
do people from buffalo speak like us?

they have a very Ontarian accent
>>
>>74439400
I think the goal is to scour the market and pounce on the best opportunity while living in a cheap enough condo.

You are lucky you don't have feral dindus completely fucking up entire areas of the town making home ownership nearly impossible unless you want to live near them. They really are violent and criminal and all you have to do is click the Trulia crime ticker on their map and correlate it to the demographics of the area.
>>
Old people from Toronto are buying up my5 town, they've all been leaving over the past year. Home prices have gone up 55%.
>>
>>74439449
Abos aren't smart enough to form gangs, whereas Maoris are just muscular jungle Asians
>>
feel proper ill
might have to do a sleep and oversleep and miss the VERY important deadline aha
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmwxGIzJCy8
abo kino
>>
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>>74439470
>Median house price is still $755,000
oh well forgive me then
>>
>>74439471
there aren't though

a group of homeless abos getting fucked out of their mind on drugs in a park isn't a gang
>>
Top 5 New Zealand cities:
1. Auckland
2. Perth
3. Canberra
4. Walla Walla
5. Melbourne
>>
>>74439476
I thank God every day that Australia has very few black people
>>
>>74439484
dont do it
thats an order
a fatwa if you will
stay up, close the tab and finish the thing ur doing
>>
>>74439492
there are aboriginal gangs, it's just they're usually closely related to one another so don't organise formally into a gang the same way people who grow up in the same area do. they're also pretty opportunistic and petty crime related so don't aim big, plus we have bikies so everyone just talks about them.
>>
>>74439493
canberra is apparently shit
adelaide is supposedly good, Auckland is just boring
If it weren't for the earthquake christchurch WOULD top the list
>>
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S C O T L A N D
C
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L
A
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D
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>>74439511
dissertation 2bh
done it all except the BOLLOCKS reflective statement that isnt even assessed but have to do it anyway :-///
>>
>>74439470
>I'd rather spend the extra 250 and not live in fuckhead central

fucking this, why even bother with astronomical prices that could get fucked over by more immmigration and those investors pulling out.

better to drive an extra 15 minutes in and live outside of the nice school districts than negotiate metro traffic with 13 other nationalities.
>>
auckland and wellington are like the bad and good aspects of london built on opposite sides of the island
>>
>naming a city in your cunt "cuckland"

howling
>>
>>74439522
redpill me on invercargill
>>
>>74439493
i don't know the stats but perth gets described as a british/saffa outpost more than kiwi
>>
can't believe scotland is still a country
>>
>>74439535
me dad was born there

basically take the most dire, grey, isolated part of Scotland and fill it with bogans
>>
scatland
>>
>>74439531
redpill me on napier
>>
>>74439493
it's brisbane/gold coast you clueless wonder. perth is notoriously yarpie
>>
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>>74439548
hahaha
>>
>>74439536
redpill me on cairns
>>
You can't believe because Scotland is not a country dumb fucker
>>
>>74439557
:-D
>>
>>74439506
If you want to know just how bad it is, especially on the east coast and in the south, go to Colin Flaherty's youtube channel. I knew it was bad with the kike media in full silence mode over anything related to black violence but his collation of all the local news sources put it into an alarming perspective.
>>
>>74439549
was a nice visit in the summer
saw pania of the reef and the beach and that
er theres some nice posh seafront flats
>>
is tasmania a meme? what goes on there? is it just an abbo paradise?
>>
>>74439585
it's pretty meme and anyone from tasmania is jokingly referred to as the product of incest
>>
>>74439582
I've been there
statue was alri, went to a nice cafe called mister d's
>>
make a new

>>74439571
))))))))))
>>
>>74439566
hot
sugar cane farms
very far away from the main cities
>>
>>74439585
Abbo lives in the north of the main Island, tasmania is just a boring place
>>
>>74439585
>is tasmania a meme? what goes on there?

world's blondest school shooter
>>
>>74439600
Yeah I bet you love a mister's d
>>
>>74439624
>>74439624
>>74439624
>>
>>74439622
thought this was a canadian post at first, sort yourself out
>>
>>74439630
fuck anime
>>
>>74439634
>>74439634
>>74439634
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the other monkey left
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