*walks towards you* edition
Joanna
le pen will win
state sanctioned gf arriving soon lads
>>74434991
fuck off reddit
http://avatarmaker.com/
post your lovely faces
>>>/bant/50185
anime
>>74435000
t. reddit
>>74434994
crying
if poleaboo did hormones and stuff and turned into a 10/10 brown woman, but still had a dick, and you KNEW it was poleaboo, would you fuck it?
thanks for making the new thread 2 femtoseconds before i posed my philosophical quandry
>>74434997
fuck off reddit
>>74434971
Good post
best track?
babestation
Got the therapist tomorrow
Notice how she responds to me first?
yes that's right, women gravitate to us tall men, me being a tall good looking man with a thick accent shits all over the state of the neckbeards here.
I win, she even verified it by saying all women prefer tall men.
>>74435009
who is this
Reckon I could turn that Trump wanker into a puddle of mucus with a single roundhouse
>>74434997
had to return mine
>>74435032
Emily
then something else from Ys maybe (or Colleen)
>>74434968
*walks away*
>>74435039
>hands
That is a man lad.
>>74435010
show us your chebs love
>>74435048
what about AJ?
Libdem surge
Attaboy Timothy
how much internet pollution are you responsible for?
>>74435039
>Looking for gfs on 4chan
Impossibly pathetic
>>74435052
Good post
for me it is Only Skin and Emily, the best Newsom tracks (but ive only hear Ys and Have One On Me and suspect they're most people's favourite two)
>>74435076
Could annihilate whoever that is in a similar manner no problem
>>74435002
>>74435004
fuck me that board is pathetic
she's blatantly never posted on /brit/ before either. Utter state.
aesthetic
would take pride in handicapping an irishman
sorry but divers is the best joanna album
>>74435097
alri Mao
Other Irish ""hard man"" is perpetually living in fear of me
doland g crumpf
>>74435096
idk he's pretty big
ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY
>>74435049
why lad?
>>74435041
takanashi from working!! (cross-dressing as kotori)
>>74435068
all me
controversial opinion: president toilet bog shart IS my presidnet
lads pls on what website can I get a bf
tyvm
I'm the only hard man here you amoeba
should REALLY be writing the dissertation
>>74435142
grindr
>>74435095
most acclaimed (and deserving of acclaim) for sure, but all her stuff is great imo
mender had plenty of fun songs. here's some russian band who made a cover of one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZugYsF2yFac
the original is better but this is still a cool take
>>74435122
so he changed the lightbulb to a shittier one 45 days later?
toilet bog nigger shit fuck poo cuckio wank knobhead fart is not my president
>>74435134
aryan
got called a runt at wendy's
>this entire thread
>>74435113
Post a picture of that fine succulent little body of yours right now boy
You thought I went to sleep, didn't you? Thought you could talk shit about me without me knowing? No way kiddo, I'm keeping close tabs on you. I'll savour every drop of blood that comes out of you. I'll kick your fucking teeth in and lick your wounds clean you little student prick. You don't even know who Anthony Joshua is? I will brutalise you
You are nothing in comparison to myself runt
Ah yes, I have just remembered the Cuckio meme.
>call the bant thread pathetic
>get 7 (you)s
what the fuck kind of lopsided (you) economy have they got going on there
>>74435174
wtf is wendy's 0_o
Germans are quite honestly disgusting. If I had to rank the European nations, I'd put Ireland on the bottom, followed closely by Germany and Moldova.
love these irish lads so much, creasing at their posts
fav one is the mde fan though tbqh
/brit/ is for us not a general which is to be established, an ideal to which /int/ will have to adjust itself. We call /brit/ the real movement which abolishes the present state of the board. The conditions of this movement result from the premises now in existence.
>>74435202
fast food
>>74435203
We know you're Jewish
>american lists all the european countries he knows
>>74435226
you guys have so many fast food places
all we have here is mcdonalds, burger king and kfc
>>74435130
not sure, just found her hard to manage (feeding her, clothing her, keeping her clean etc.)
didn't score high enough on the normie exam so they sent me a dud 7/10 and can't be fucked to apply for another and do all those tedious forms
business idea: blow up parliament to trigger a state of emergency and give the government emergency powers
the roastie frequents /b/ and sometimes /pol/ and fucking /r9k/
tranny confirmed
>>74435202
burgers as you might expect
Just ate a rice krispies square
Business idea: poison fast food to get rid of "that kind of people" you know what kind I am referring to
feel a bit sad whenever a girl posts on the 'chon, even if it's a ""girl""
dont know why
>>74435238
could heem you in geography
>>74435240
I'd say the most disgusting one is taco bell
>>74435159
don't forget the obvious body flexing in the second pic
>>74435247
Genuinely thought Theresa May had are Liz killed last night, was such a relief when I found out what had actually happened and I could go to bed. That woman is bonkers.
>>74435240
wendy's is underrated as fuck. dare I say it, the best fast food hamburger.
>>74435247
reporting this to the authorities good luck xx
>>74435272
May wouldnt do that. Corbyn on the other hand...
Who is England's version of Frank Sinatra?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egY8rUpxqcE
>>74435181
I'm not some narcissistic weirdo obsessed with posting pictures looking tough
I'm more of a practical man
Meet me tomorrow and I promise you the proof will be in the pudding, which is what your face will resemble after I'm done with you
>>74435272
i fell asleep at 9 and missed it, give us a quick rundown lad
Fight tip: if you are in a real life situation where a fight is a possibility channel all your energy into pure sexual aggression, nothing but raw libido and machismo, get your fucking cock hard kidd
>Labour fears they've lost control of Merthyr Tydfil and Blaenau Gwent.
>Blaenau Gwent
MICHAEL FOOTS OLD SEAT
>>74435269
ah yes, the performance artist
>>74435303
dad sings like 7 versions of that fucking song even in Spanish
drives me fucking nuts
>>74435309
but you gotta keep the love in your eyes to make it REAL
not sure why this angry paddy thinks i'm a hebrew
could be due to the IQ deficiency
>>74435322
who are they losing seats to though? surely not the fucking tories. plaid?
LOVE pints ciggys fit birds footy
HATE pakis wogs muslims work and corbyn
simple as
>>74435344
Appears to be a mix of Tories and Plaid.
A lot of Labour voters who moved to UKIP have now moved to the Tories due to Theresa May according to the pollsters.
>>74435302
Oh I know, but if Corbyn were in power there would be no need to be conspiratorial he would be transparent about it.
>>74435308
Royal staff from across the country were called to Bucks triggering a media frenzy that someone had died in the middle of the night. HM had met with the PM earlier in the day. Turns out Prince Phillip is retiring from his public duties.
Fight tip: make your self as heavy as you can and scream for help, pee your trousers if you have to
>>74435272
>Genuinely thinks it wouldn't be the other way round
get a clue
>>74435346
love this post
hate contradictory opinions
>>74435342
>french brainlets
>I dislike Corbyn
going to get a haircut today lads
what should I get? normally ask for short back and sides because I don't really know anything else/am not adventurous enough to try it
>I rate corbyn
>driving through the Bronx/Mount Vernon/Lower Westchester
>turn on radio
>half the stations are in spanish
>>74435309
*punches your cock*
>>74435342
They just can't catch a break
Night lads
>>74435386
short back and sides
>>74435305
if you're a practical man, you'll keep a lid on that big fuckin mouth of yours brother. If not I might have to get hefty and really hurt you tomorrow, I don't always like to hurt soft little tubby naive guys like you. I've invested a certain degree of reluctance into this bout scheduled for tomorrow but if you keep on goin the way you're going I'll go fuckin banana hammocks on you bro..
>>74435386
side part slicked back
>>74435386
ask for an undercut and show them a piccy of david byrne, that's what i get x
>>74435386
Just tidy it up a bit, don't cut it too short
Any questions are to be met with a glare
>>74435398
the state of ireland
no wonder their women are getting paki'd
>>74435386
afro
Is the pancreatic cancer lad about?
/bant/ sucks tbf.
>>74435399
night x
Fight tip: Run into a nearby body of water. Your opponent will be unable to follow due to his desire to stay dry. Be sure to hold any non-waterproof technology you have above the surface of the water.
>>74435386
ask for a parted fringe and show them a piccy of tim byrne, that's what i get x
>/news/
>/pol/
for what purpose?
>>74435398
what are they eating in hungary?
>>74435398
>designed by alphadesigner.com
>>74435443
really just an all round excellent post
freezing in bed right now
its too cold up here
wish I still had a gf to cuddle
the spic hasn't gotten one reply in the past 7 posts he's made... tragic
>>74435411
Can tell you were SHAKING while writing this. Save that for tomorrow kid.
pendejo rico
>>74435472
I have a glass of water on my nightstand which froze overnight
>>74435428
just giving you a reply because i REALLY do NOT like yanks
buenos noches mi amigo! x
Hate brit/bant/, brit/pol/ and /britfeel/
Love /brit/
>he hasn't gotten at least 10 (You)'s by this point in the thread
sad!
>>74435472
Emotions are for the weak. To control emotion is to control the mind. Meditation is the key to enlightenment. Accept the truth, accept the will of Jesus Christ our lord and saviour.
>>74435512
didn't realise /brit/pol/ was quite as bad as that utter cesspit on /brit/bant/
glad we all have eachother here
Who did it best? (Apart from CIA)
Steven Wright, Andrew Dice Clay, Billy Connolly and Richard Pryor are all the funniest comedians ever.
>>74435518
corbyn was a false flag
>>74435531
thanks lad
/bant/ reminds me of when they merged /int/ and /v/
>>74435492
you've only gotten 4 replies
2 from me, 2 from posting meme map
lmao @ (you)r life
>>74435510
thx mi pana xx
>>74435528
are dave
business idea: rake the leafs if u know what i mean
love puerto ricans, britons, kiwis
hate aussies, yanks, leaf
not racist just the way it is simple as
Massive tune lads, makes you proud to be British.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXh3sueSxps
>>74435039
You are mentally ill. We already know you're a thick twat studying a shit degree at some gutter university. Is your height the one thing you feel gives you an ounce of superiority to others? Because no normal, non-insecure person would obsess about it as much as you do
>the spic thinks there is only one american posting right now
makes one ponder their intellect
>>74435568
>>74435572
>he didn't have heelys as a kid
laughing at you tbqh
>>74435568
if by scraping public lice out of a woman's pubes with your teeth then yeah i do know what you mean
>>74435590
Doesn't work in snow
>>74435002
me
>>74435585
roll for natalia
Hate danes
Love literally everyone and everything else
>>74435590
please dont bully me
>>74435585
>5
unlucky lad
>>74435585
pls Diane
>>74435585
Hoping for 8,9 or 0. Do NOT want 5.
Iceland go to the willy museum in Reykjavik and ask them if they have any phimosis ones
>>74435605
Why, in this era of advanced globalisation, do we believe in free trade and the free movement of goods, but not in the free movement of labour?
>>74435615
wahey
>>74435590
underage
>>74435585
wood pls
>>74435503
The creative output of your posts is directly equivalent to your ability to fight, or do anything that doesn't equate to flapping your chops online - zilch my friend. I've orchestrated a certain degree of restraint up to this point, but I'm slipping dawg. You sound like an insecure little bitch. I'll be wearing my finest Gucci loafers tomorrow, hope you like the taste of rattlesnake lodged firmly between your upper and lower mandible.
>>74435624
Because we aren't Rasheeds like you.
REGRETS, I'VE HAD A FEW
BUT THEN AGAIN, TOO FEW TO MENTION
>>74435598
Public lice? as opposed to private lice?
Spacker
>>74435624
cus the pakis dont integrate , they just end up messin about n rapin kids. sick of it!
>>74435615
BLACKED
>>74435643
on a phone
on a bus
cunt
>>74435637
Think you just mentioned them though. Wanna start again?
>>74435622
expected longer hair desu
>>74435528
starting to believe brit politicians have a real standing contest
>>74435584
you probably have even less (you)s than I counted
>>74435585
1 pls
>>74435643
lice on your privates?
>>74435660
This one was the most accurate
>>74435621
went to it when it was still in húsavík
>>74435654
leaf cunt step out of line and il clonk u on the bonkers
>>74435659
hello james
>>74435660
>>74435605
hello fellow nordic first world men
will probably spend my honeymoon in your count
tee heee im a gerl on teh intarWebz!!! give me attention silly boyyyyssss xx
could unironically fuck any of you up in a fight
not a doubt in my mind
>>74435528
love the george one, v silly cause he has narrow shoulders haha
not as much as me haha
Donated my foreskin to the Icelandic society of phimosis studies
In the process of regenerating a new one, genetically engineered with significantly reduced smegma production
>>74435705
why does he wear the mask?
>>74435684
wew what you gonna do
>past 9pm
time to listen to some simpsonwave and wonder:
>what
>went
>wrong?
Business idea: import an E36 coupe swap it and do mad skids outside icelads house
helo yes helo
>>74435691
Nah doubt it mate you'd be more suited for winkle picking - yeah, you'd be built or that kind of work. Stick to winkle picking before I smack some sense into ya.
all puerto ricans should be halal slaughtered
Lads...
business idea: welfare state and unrestricted immigration
>>74435002
literally me
howling at the idea of a chink manlet living in Canada shouting "I fukkyu up"
>>74435712
I once read about some sort inns where you can stay on a transparent room and look at the sky
wanna shag her while she looks at aurora borealis and shit
also heard about some cool hot springs
>>74435746
ukip are done
>>74435711
Sorry, I don't disclose private info with FUCKING NARCS
>>74435746
I remember when Cameron was last elected the lefties were ready to off themselves en masse
how pissed are they now?
>>74435734
henloo/ spien?
>>74435758
>I once read about some sort inns where you can stay on a transparent room and look at the sky
literally sheds with a plexiglass dome
>>74435768
They are in denial.
>>74435746
It's insane
>>74435771
i liek espen
>>74435768
they're asleep desu
http://allegro.pl/silnik-swap-bmw-e46-e30-m54b30-231km-6-manual-i6782049344.html
https://www.otomoto.pl/oferta/bmw-seria-3-316-coupe-alpinweiss-zadbana-zdrowa-baza-kola-18-oplacona-ID6ySBc3.html#ad9d7ea2c4
coming soon to the icelads street
https://twitter.com/umalxnka/status/860072755852607489
the gf
>>74435772
exactly, but in Iceland :)
ah yes, I enjoy talking like a retard and posting an image of a developmentally disabled frog
spics are an inferior race incapable of maintaining civilization without being propped up by yanks
>>74435799
aren't you the gaylad that likes stance shit?
>>74435002
>>74435803
dont think you can even lie down in them
holy FUCK
10 GEE's of snubs up the fucking SNIFFER
Get in you dirty bastard
>>74435794
not me
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?
>>74435791
i likr spaen!
and just as the left began parading around as if trump was doing nothing, he repeals obamacare
>>74435816
everything is better when stanced
POLISH LADS
how do I say for sale in polish
>>74435746
What's the tory immigration policy again?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74435817
got a laugh
>>74435843
it didn't even pass the senate yet and likely won't
>>74435846
very, very bad. stop fucking ruining cars.
>>74435846
Nothing like a SMASHED and SLAMMED pickup, right bro?
>>74435818
then where in iceland can I stay and shag her while looking at northern lights? there has to be a comfy place in there
corbyn is a runt
/thread
>>74435849
Bring it down to under 100,000 a year.
Leave the EU and stop free movement of people.
Any more detail than that will be in their manifesto (released on the 8th).
>>74435846
Używać mydła
>>74435861
Republicans own the Senate but I don't Rand and the other sensible hardcore repubs will let it pass
>>74435817
>the map
howling
>>74435861
denial LMAO
>>74435856
cry more
stupid blairite cunt
and fuck the dumb voters too
Going to bed, goodnight x
*teleports behind you*
>>74435874
>pickup
im not a fucking retard
I drive a hilux on 33" tires
>>74435866
when its a bit lower and stiffer doing a mad skid is easier
note: I suck at drifting but I can burn rubber
>>74435817
saved
Can someone give me a genuine answer on why people think privatisation of the NHS is a bad thing?
Wouldn't it lead to a more competitive healthcare industry resulting in more services?
I just don't understand!
Council leader of the seat which Labour first ran in ever has just been defeated.
>>74435861
I AM THE SENATE
>>74435890
Eh, honestly it could be far worse
>>74435913
>when its a bit lower and stiffer
nothing wrong with this. the stance I'm talking about is -20 camber and so low you have to go over a leaf in the road sideways
reckon the champs elysees is nothing more than an ISIS testing ground
banana bread
tea
simpsonswave
chon
wc3 tft
ah yes, summer
>>74435931
leaf cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QcjVEGd2yU
>>74435883
in a tent?
btw if you are coming this summer you arent gonna see any northern lights
business idea: use yanks as meat
>>74435937
Not into that
maybe a few degrees in the front but -20 is retard level
>>74435944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=143OGMSUedA
reply to me again and i'll chin you, cunt
business idea: ban assault trucks
>he doesn't use loose leaf tea
HOWLING AND SCREAMING AT YOU BAG WANKERS
state of the ""/bant/"" thread
absolute state
>>74435896
KUUURRWAAA
cant find any pb coilovers in poland
http://allegro.pl/felgi-17-5x120-bmw-e34-e32-e38-e39-nie-bbs-i6699749874.html
quite like these wheels
>>74435746
FFS
Look what you've done you fucking arsehole lefties with your sanctimonious, bizarre ranting about trannies and Islamophobia and trying to censor and smear everyone. Idiots, playing at politics when they have all the charm of a stomach ulcer. Now we're stuck with the tories because you made the entire western world run a mile from your disgusting, judgemental preaching. Sure, it was fun to laugh at for a while, and Brexit was a pleasant surprise, but this is really sad.
got a /pol/ bait thread in the works lads
standby
>>74436008
remember the cuckio meme?
>>74435961
Very unhealthy, lad
Business idea: hang anyone who posts "business idea".
>>74435946
sounds good enough but maybe I'll do that on a holiday instead of a honeymoon
>this summer
nah I'm still poor, in a few years when my business ideas make me rich
What did you vote lads?
I was
>SNP
>SNP
>greens
>Scottish socialists
>independents
>labour
>lib dems
Didn't even rank the tories lol
business idea: hang anyone who posts "hang anyone who posts 'business idea.'"
>>74436000
what do you want
are you a libtard?
business idea: hang yanks who post in /brit/
>>74436027
>nah I'm still poor, in a few years when my business ideas make me rich
you gonna rob yank tourists?
Wouldn't mind loosing this leaf >>74435986
>>74436027
>when my business ideas make me rich
tell us the idea lad
IMPORTANT POLL
https://strawpoll.com/bgf3yec
https://strawpoll.com/bgf3yec
https://strawpoll.com/bgf3yec
>>74435443
Excellent post and good advice
Ah yes, very practical
all icelanders should be killed
>>74436066
>not embedded
nae a click was had
>this entire thread >>>/pol/124141711
>>74436066
voted some completely random thing lad
kef LAVÍK will always be king
>>74436077
I thought you were one of these faggots. thank god
>>74435944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY6X98ebgRQ
LIB DEMS AND LABOUR NOW TIED
>>74436090
>replacement
more like substitute
>>74435946
looks like a godly shart to me
>>74435615
>>74436090
is there any further proof that /pol/ is full of virgin manchildren who are angry at the world
>>74436046
well that's a good idea
>>74436062
some websites and software, posting my dick online, robbing yank tourists
just found this http://www.kakslauttanen.fi/en/
>>74436077
that looks retarded but if practicality was always first we would all drive dacia dusters like some fags
>>74436122
Replacement and substitute are synonyms.
a little less conversation
>>74436143
I know what you are implying
I drive a Honda Civic
a little more action
wonder what would happen if the icelad's friends found out he posted here
they probably wouldn't care because icelandic people are fucking weird
>>74436145
i was using the latter to imply less choice
not sure if it was the word i was going for
>>74436138
>just found this http://www.kakslauttanen.fi/en/
wew
go there
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
>>74436159
>I drive a Honda Civic
>>74436090
dire
>>74433893
No you're right, sheed and yamal are better fathers for the incoming mulatto race
>>74433923
whoa dude! bee tee eff oh'd the fuark out! when will I recover?
LIB DEMS NOW A BIGGER PARTY THAN LABOUR
LMAO
>>74436159
also always fun to do some mad skids with lads
>>74436190
the kekistani lad is cute
>>74436195
>replying to TWO 2 hour posts
>>74436202
LIB DEM SURGE!111!!1!
hmm
Come on baby I know you want some
>go to Walmart
>feel a fart coming on
>try to crop dust the aisle
>wind up shitting myself to a small degree
>>74436214
daaamnnn boy, sure told me! is this that legendary canadian banter I've heard so much about?
>>74436202
GREEN SURGE
YO AMERIKANSKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5WUA4AawQ
This looks good, agreed?
>>74436202
only 4 of 34 councils have been counted lad
there's an odd 4,500+ wards/divisions to be counted
>>74436258
I know, it is just funny.
brit/bant/ is somehow worse that /britfeel/ and brit/pol/, how the fuck did they manage that?
>>74436178
they have locations in both binland and iceland
huh
>>74436202
*votes on poll and skews results*
>>74436189
Literally nothing wrong with that
>>74436256
>This video does not exist.
Where should I go for lunch
>>74436273
That isn't a poll, we are having an election right now.
>>74436293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5WUA4AawQU
does this work?
if not search for
BMW E36 Mountain Drifting
>>74436041
I'm a liberal patriot, and I believe in a lot of socialist policies. I've been called both "rorke" and "'sheed" on here. But I cannot stand what the left has turned into in the last 20 years.
off to play vidya its a me Mario waheeey
>>74436298
autistically thought that was about the strawpoll posted a few hours ago
meesa jar jar binks
been meaning to go look for a summer job the past few days but haven't left the house. irish weather.
>>74436346
Alone again
>>74436372
I'm always alone
>>74436387
Naturally
>>74436372
still alone Thor?
these immigrants can help you not be alone ever again! enjoy!
if corbyn was rich and had cool hair women would vote for him and he'd win. that's how drumpf and trudeau got elecetd.
>>74436308
yeah the widebody over fenders look great on older bmws. I wish I had an e30 to mess around with
>>74436418
Corbyn is rich
*filters*
cor somebody stop me I'm out of control today
you know those poos where it comes out clean and fast at first but then slows and you have to strain and it gets your bumhole all messy and pooey so you spend ages wiping it?
just did one of those
>>74436430
he should start dressing like it then
>>74436401
What's that supposed to mean
>>74436451
I only have to wipe once or twice after doing a poo
Mist have something to do with my diet
>>74436451
I did onje of those a few days ago. Had to strip off and get in the bath and wash it with the shower head.
>>74436451
Hmm.. I poo everyday, it always takes less than a minute and with minimal wiping necessary
>>74436469
Alone again. Naturally
It's a song