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Kiki

Neocolonialism makes me so sad:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-39780214

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTOUellI94g

>>74433629
where's ireland

DO


NOT


REPLY


TO


IT

need a new theme for my lowercase poetry

Hate Labour. Hate LibDems. Hate SNP. Hate remainers. Hate marxist students. Hate the left. NOT Tory just don't like them simple as. Love pints

>>74433642
You'd think pajeet, ahemd and Mujumbo would learn from the white mans mistakes and stop colonizing the west, right that is sad.

I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard, a handful of complaints, but I can't help the fact that everyone can see these scars....

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I literally can't leave my house without my mummy

>>74433664
communism

>>74433664
>>74433664
unlimited tory power

>>74433629
>Britain encompasses four different linguistic and cultural entities

Irish confirmed for brits

>>74433629
threadly reminder anglos are french in denial.

>>74433678
why lad

Labour just lost the head of its Warwickshire council to the Tories. Bloodbath incoming.

ani-*cough*
anim-*heurgh*
*vomits all over you*-ime

Christ almighty I've been thirsty
I'm forever fat and ugly
Stumbling bumbling, bastard stubbly faces will always be hungry
And I don't know if I am capable of helping anyone
I am at the mercy of emotions of my better friends
My better friends

all power to the british soviets

>>74433692
No we don't. Austerity is a failed political project and opposed by basic economics.
Read a book uneducated tory turd.

>>74433695
*kisses you on the cheek*
bonjour!

>>74433651
Sykes picot treaty and the arbitrary drawing of artificial borders drawn on British political interests rather than ethnic lines spawned ISIS, Al Qaeda, Taliban, Wahhabism, YPJ, PKK, Hezbollah, Boko Haram etc

>>74433717
fuck any cuts to the working class

next left-wing British government will be in the 2030s at the very earliest

so what's the deal with these guys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saoradh

>>74433696
too socially anxious
I screamed at people on the bus to stop looking at me last time I went out on my own

>>74433685
>>74433693
the title of this poem is "fascism"

commies are a weird old bunch
lazy, fat and thieves
tories love a good old brunch
lazy, fat and thieves
lucky for us there is some hope
shining gold and bright
give the power, all the power
to the glorious far right

>>74433663
Reply to what? Did the tripfag do another obnoxious bait post? I wouldn't know, I filter all tripfags. Cannot describe the increase in the quality of the content I see.

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A slightly funnier one.. but still with a serious massage.

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>>74433733
dubs confirm

im superior to all of you smelly lanklets and frogs

>>74433669
do you even know what you're talking about you idiot?

>>74433740
good lad normies reeeeee'd the fuck out

Someone HAS to be impersonating 190KG fatboy

His posts are suddenly x10 more insufferable

>>74433745
keep giving them chances but they always reach new heights of irritating

>>74433733
will be the first one too

>>74433733
Next election will be a Labour victory. May's pissed everyone off with whatever Brexit she negotiates and no more Corbyn

this one is titled "oreos"

people are like oreos
i bloody hate oreos

>>74433678
awww
what does your mum think?

wonder how many people thought this election may called to give her more negotiating power

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TORIES ARE ON THE VERGE OF SEIZING CONTROL OF CARDIFF

BOW TO THE TORY REICH

>Labour understand to be in trouble the northern portion of Cardiff.

>Labour understand to be in trouble the northern portion of Cardiff.

>Labour understand to be in trouble the northern portion of Cardiff.

>Labour understand to be in trouble the northern portion of Cardiff.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/860278585432604674

>>74433777
no one is engaging him so he's turning it up hoping someone replies. this is what being mentally ill looks like.

hate oreos
hate people
love pints

>>74433725
*guillotines you*

>>74433791
probably wonders how she ended up with a son as useless as me

the tripcunt will literally never argue when something he says gets pointed out as retarded. he just parrots "u don't know what ur talking about" "ur stupid" "just stop"
really makes one ponder

>main stream mediER
>South KoreER
>pedophiliER

Is it so hard not to curl those fucking As ???

hate non-pints
love pints

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>>74433796
what the fuck is wrong with wales

>>74433809
great post mate, can really relate

>>74433683
pity the modern left are all champagne socialists who hate white people

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What if I say I'm not like the others.

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>Plaid Cymru GAIN Grosvenor (Wrexham) from Labour.

>>74433786
a labour victory is statistically impossible unless there's an economic catastrophe

it wasn't corbyn who did this, labour had lost its chances of winning in 2015 when they lost scotland to the SNP. in fact, the only way labour can get power again in the next few years is by compromising with the SNP and having a coalition with them

>plaid cumrag kicking the shit out of labour in wales
w-welsh nationalism on the rise?

the american will make baseless racist claims and when he gets asked to expand he quotes me saying things I didn't say.

hmm...

>>74433811
oh la la

*blushes*

Gave wanking my arse with a water bottle a chance and it went in much FURTHER than I expected!

>>74433847
This is nonsense. Labour have never relied on scottish seats to have a majority.

>>74433852
The Tories and Plaid are destroying Labour in Wales. And Old Labour areas appear to be going Tory for the first time in a century.

Hate the public house
Hate pints
Love the wife
Very tolerant of Islam

Privitise the local councils

that wasn't even me, fuckhead

>>74433814
useless parents beget useless children
stupidity, trust in societal institutions, a lack of skepticism, buying shit because it looks new (even though it's giving off more alpha rads than chernobyl)
White women are fucking stupid

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>>74433838
>>74433852
>tfw voted plaid and labour

ALL MEN HAVE SECRETS AND HERE IS MINE

>>74433808
he's too pathetic and immature to be mentally ill tbf

like saying a twelve year old is schizophrenic if he has a spaz attack

>>74433874
leave me alone

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>White women are fucking stupid

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>>74433814
know that feel lad
it's alright

measurements are used to scare people lads. measurements of co2 scare people about climate change, measurements of freedom scare people about power of the government.

the only measurement I care about is the pint and making sure I receive exactly that in my glass.

Reminder that the council elections are only old cunts voting and not representative of anything

was doing really smelly farts but now they're getting less smelly
maybe I've acclimatised?

>>74433909
good lad

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>useless parents beget useless children
stupidity, trust in societal institutions, a lack of skepticism, buying shit because it looks new (even though it's giving off more alpha rads than chernobyl)
>White women are fucking stupid

need another theme for my lowercase poetry

>>74433893
you're the biggest misogynist in here you fucking schizo

>>74433886
You really sound like you need some zinc in your diet and some quality red meat.
You can't sustain a race of people without a good amount of testosterone to fuel the competitive juices

I shouldn't have to pay council tax if I don't use most of the services.

if the place falls to shit why not just build a bigger fence

>>74433913
Council elections tend to under-represent the Tory general election vote, you do realise lad?

Green tea vs Mint tea

Mint tea I go for personally

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LMAO
M
A
O

https://twitter.com/hrtbps/status/859859890210316288

*gives the aussie a 500ml beer with lots of foam*

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>>74433913
But the Plaid is popular amongst the youth vote??

>>74433847
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_1997
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_2001
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_2005

The last three elections Labour won it had a majority large enough that the loss of Scotland's 59 MPs wouldn't have affected it

only 90's kids will remember this haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2t4jfVTiU

>>74433944
ummm sweety, those are different elections

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>Literal ugly autistic virgin freaks on 4chan talking about zinc and testosterone when I could smoke em' in the ring in under a minute

Heh.... Real cute kid..

>>74433946
ill see you at the hague mate

>>74433949
no it's not

i live in Plaid heartland, it's all old Welsh nationalists

>>74433971
Erm, Corbyn will be massacred in June, sweetie.

>>74433944
>100,000 new homes a year
>for syrian refugees

>>74433949

Based lisicki independent Wales when

scotland is doing their counts electronically now.

catch up

>>74433834

Beeltejuice is such a good movie . tim burton the art-man

>>74433944
>seats

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>>74433996
NOW my friend
Tiocfaidh ár lá!

>>74433982
i'm young and voted for them for the first time today
things might change, wood is a good leader who made inroads into rhondda

Fifteen minutes with you

Oh I wouldn't say no

>>74434021
Council seats.

>>74433852
Labour have been fucking up Wales pretty much since the Welsh Assembly was formed, they're finally getting sick of it.

>>74434023
Stop appropriating my culture

>English people still vote by all simultaneously shouting out their vote at once

Screaming

>>74433998
pencil and paper is still superior

enjoy your russian hackers

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>goes on and on about the evils of white people
>hates women with a burning passion
pretty sure lisicki is a black man

I want /brit/pol/ to fuck off

>>74434034
Since the Tories have been fucking up the UK since Thatcher, do we get to kick them out now, or is that not how it works?

At least with all this Tory rule we'll get some good fucking counter culture music like the smiths, stone roses and oasis right lads?

>>74433730
Take a look at the methods and stated goals of those people. They would be murdering each other no matter what Britain did. Britain did similar things all over the world and those ones generally didn't get more or less violent. Take Malaysia. It was made a member of the Commonwealth, then given it's independence. Now it's a flourishing modern nation, no mass killings involved. Ireland was treated extremely poorly by the British but they aren't riding around in jeeps massacring each other on a daily basis and taking children as sex slaves. They're enjoying the products of British invention and engineering on a daily basis instead.

I guess the British empire was resposible for the Fukushima disaster too? That reactor couldn't exist without British technologies so, forget the tsunami, that's another thing we can pin on the evil Brits.

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>>74433973
away then paddy cunt i'll put you underground with your potatoes

still bloody waiting on that theme for my next lowercase poem you bloody johnsons

>>74434051
No,m we give them a landslide majority and unprecedented power over all aspects of government.

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For me it is indeed Wales, the best part of the United Kingdom.

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>>74434035
We're all Celtic

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wait why arent purple areas voting

>>74434053
I've only heard one anti-Theresa May song and it was fucking shit.

>>74434034
Exactly what happened to Scotland, fucking London ruined Labour

>>74434040
the votes are still done with pencil and paper, they're just counted electronically

>>74434051
>fuck up the country by cutting life support to dead industries
Really tickles the thinkbox

>>74434041
he is, he got doxxed a while ago and he's a black student

Daniel Fisher, Swansea University

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>74434068
Jews

>>74434041
Kev is a fucking bullock. A stallion. Hung like a horse for sure. What a wild young buck he is. I bet he broke that young girls back doors in hard and fast. What a man.

>>74434087
good looking lad 2bh

no homo

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The wheel: Mena
Written language: Mena
First physicians/medical texts/hospitals: Mena
Oldest University: Mena
Most significant libraries of the ancient world: Mena
Calendar: Mena
The wheel: Mena
Cereal crops: Mostly Mena
Domestication of animals: Mostly Mena along with East-Asia
Arithmetic, Algebra, Geometry, Analysis: Mena
Have you thanked a Semite today?

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>>74434087

>>74433973
I recognise this bathroom

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>>74434105
no

>>74434064

It has the best nature pound for pound sure, but 90% of Wales is rundown ex mining towns

t. my grandfather was from Blaenau Gwent

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AMERICA! AMERICA! GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE

>>74434087

TORIES BTFO

>>74434060
Nice birthing hips you sensitive little petal

The only thing you could bury is your finger tightly slammed up your arse gayboy

PS you have no muscle

>Tories close all the mines, cause mass unemployment and destroy welsh industry
>somehow this is actually Labour's fault

hmmm

>>74434092
true
>>74434084
hmmmm

>>74434143
Heh, nothin' personal Socialist scum.

hoping the queen has a few more good years left lads

would hate to see charles get the crown

>>74434140
try and say that to my face and you'll get "nice" out before i snap your fucking neck, you weedy little runt

you look like you weigh about 10 stone dripping wet

i'll rape the corpse after i'm done tearing your limbs off and i'll make your mum watch too

>>74434155
why's it any of your concern mate

>>74434115
Heh... Whatever kid.. Just another... Turd... Down the bowl heh

could fucking heem any irish"""man""" that came my way

is there anything cringier than twats acting hard on /brit/

>>74434143
people aren't holding on to grudges any more

the tories are offering what the Welsh want right now- an exit from the EU, and hopes for a prosperous future

what exactly does labour have to offer Wales, after they've been governing it since 1997?

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I never meant to be the one who kept you from the dark, but now I know my wounds are sewn because of who you are...

Start my first job in 3 years Monday lads hahaha

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>is there anything cringier than twats acting hard on /brit/

>>74434155
Don't think that's any of your business YANK

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>Heh... Whatever kid.. Just another... Turd... Down the bowl heh

>>74434164
Woah! Get on ur frickin meds bro, get ur mom 2 cook u a decent meal and hit the weights... What u say in words doesn't make up tenfold for those lacking bitchhips

>>74434188
A chance to stop the Tory fuckwits destroying this country

>>74434206
how about I yank you you bender

>>74434216
The Tories are saving this country.

i was resting at home, reading the thread
when out popped a yank with a fat head
he started to jibber and jabber and shart
but was quickly knocked out with a jab to his heart
the fenian that done it flexed his thick arm
"give me his body, i need pigs for my farm"

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>OUR DAY WILL COME!
>UNITE IRELAND!

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>>74434212
imagine being this lad

Want to murder tories

>>74434213
my wide herculean frame means i could lift you straight over my head and break your back over my knee

>>74434226
t. person who has no clue how shit our country was in the 90s

>>74434216
grow up, start living in the real world and stop reading /r/unitedkingdom drivel

it's in all of our interests to have a strong Tory government right now, they're the only party capable of guiding Britain afloat through these next few years

>>74434248
t. person who still thinks it is 1991

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A FUCKING POTATO

business idea: united independent ireland supplying arms to scotland/wales/cornwall/london

I don't feel like this a strong and stable thread

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>The Tories are saving this country

Want to give all political power to the Tories

>>74434212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYoHcExQjV4

Id pay for these lads to go over and fight in wakefield

Well good morning

how long till the normies go to bed?

howling at this post lads >>74423664

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>Some talk of Labour losing control in Merthyr - where they won 23 or 33 seats in 2012.

https://twitter.com/roger_scully/status/860284014082523136

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>>74434249
>it's in all of our interests to have a strong Tory government right now, they're the only party capable of guiding Britain afloat through these next few years
>he hasn't embraced RADICAL centrism

>>74434242

Is that sips?

>>74434249
>>74434226
Delusional.

>>74434249
don't think our councillors will have much to do with Michel Barnier

>>74434246
Bro? Really? U kiddin me? Wide frame? Those hips are twice the girth of your shoulders. A little girl has thicker shoulders then that brah. You sound weak af bro, you sound like a scared little bitch dawg.

Hit the weights and keep a lid on that lip of yours, someone like me might actually take you serious one day and brutalise you on the streets, gosh man..

>>74434301
>Lib Dems have currently lost a net 3 seats

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thank god I'm not Irish, lads

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>bombing syrian children
>looking at your favourite porn sites
>mindless austerity!
>locking up minorities
>bankrupting the nation
>ending devolution
>starting a war with spain over a rock
ahh yes, the Tories

>>74434300
ah yes, i'm sure the ex-iron town of merthyr is a high priority for tories

>>74434331
It isn't, which is why this should worry Labour.

bant/brit/ actually has a roastie posting

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> tfw when you voted for Brexit but can claim an Irish passport through a a grandparent if worse comes to worst

OFFICIAL ELECTION POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12804770
http://www.strawpoll.me/12804770
http://www.strawpoll.me/12804770
http://www.strawpoll.me/12804770

haven't been on here in a solid two weeks lads. update me on the latest /brit/ gimmicks and memes

Tories are saving Madeline McCann

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>>74434326
very nice pepe and wojak, mind if i save it?

>>74434328
Why did you start posting these quotes?

>>74434339
link?

>>74434364
Desperate plea for attention

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>>74434363
sure thing lad

>>74434364
that's not the original lickdicki

>>74434349
>Labour - 6%
labourfags OUT

>>74434349
was this poll asked on here before or somewhere else? seriously doubt we have that many tories/kippers or indeed that many regular users

>>74434376
>>>/bant/50185

>>74434381
the Irish rarely know how to read la'

ignore them

>Autismoyank was absent for two weeks

This explains the generally acceptable level of posting from yank flags in the past two weeks, prepare for a dive

>>74433692
sounds brill ta can we have some more immigrants too xx

>>74434399
it's been posted on brit/pol/, /britfeel/, /eire/ and /brit/ several times over the last week and a half

>>74434352
you remember the cuckio meme?

>/bant/
WHAT THE FUCK

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>irish people are short and fucking ugly

Can't be arsed to go out an vote, just mark me down for the BNP they're the only ones got their heads screwed on right.

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UTTERLY fucked for my exams lads

>>74434407
literally boxxy

>>74434430
>brit/pol/
>/eire/
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

>>74434444
Thought they dissolved the party

this poem is called "car suicide"

i woke up this morning
i didn't feel good
i dread all the mourning
though i don't think they should
i walk to my car not bothered to dress
and climb on inside ignoring the mess
everything's been ready for over a week
every time i get in i feel overwhelmingly meek
today is the day i know it for sure
the pipes fed right in taped fast and secure
with one last deep breath the car i do rev
this is the end
the end of are kev

it saddens me how womyn are finally finding here.

this was an all men zone where we could be men

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>>74434445
same aha
you done any revision?

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>>74434445
been revising literally every day since december, got really fucking good last month, but seem to have lost all skill just before the exams

just woke up
why the FUCK hasn't anything gone back to normal

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>this was an all men zone where we could be men

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>dissertation due in 15 hours
>still writing
>exams next week
>haven't started revising

>>74434485
no lol

STOP GIVING WHORES ATTENTION
SHE HAS DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE YOUR RESPECT

>Womyn

Wat he mean by dis?

>>74434489
what's wrong lad
>>74434476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_4X1dgV0Dw

>>74434500
same pretty much

>>74433973
Lol manlet runt

Would crush your insecure body into a fine red paste

Might introduce my sister to /brit/

We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all that is, seen and unseen. We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten, not made, of one being with the Father. Through him all things were made. For us and for our salvation he came down from heaven: by the power of the Holy Spirit he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary, and was made man. For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate; he suffered death and was buried. On the third day he rose again in accordance with the Scriptures; he ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end. We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life, who proceeds from the Father [and the Son]. With the Father and the Son he is worshipped and glorified. He has spoken through the Prophets. We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church. We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins. We look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come. AMEN.

rip UKIP

good meme 2014-2016

hope you lads do ok in your exams x

If you're not a Christian, you're not Western.

>>74433774
faggot

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>>74434521
/bant/ is still there, and its /brit/ has more unique IPs than this one
NOT liking this

>>74434538
tell me about your sister

>>74434549
genuinely might be quite fucked

>>74434557
>An eastern Semitic religion
Hmm, okay.

Lads

https://strawpoll.com/bgf3yec

>>74434566
its shite filled with britpol
runts here flocked because they smelt a woman

>>74434557
fine by me

Hate bints. Me pints on the other hand never need attention and are always there when I want them like.

>>74434527
Bro I get it, you got a tiny dick and derive some pleasure from trash talking alphas over the Internet, it's all good bro. Just know if we ever crossed paths I'd make you my bitch bro. My subservient little whore bro.

>>74434578
ugh, none of the above
I only listen to the animal collective with the lads

>>74434578
where are the non-pleb answers mate?

virus dont click

https://youtu.be/L2m3aDCmjwo

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gf just faxed me this

Pints, pints... Tasty pints..

>>74434605
>>74434610

Billy no mates detected

>>74434599
Meet me right now and I will fucking demolish you you're a little man both inside and outside

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>>74434320
HOWLING
best irish poster

>>74434639
back to plebbit mate

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>>74434587
well fuck them
we don't need them right lads?
lads?

love labour
hate pints

Love:

1. Yourself
2. A good friend
3. A neutral person
4. A difficult person
5. All four
6. The entire Universe

Do you ever find yourself just clicking on threads with interesting pictures and then looking solely at the images and not reading any of the posts?

>>74434656
hmm no, its just that my friends are intelectuals, not stupid oiks

>>74434680
Rasheed

>>74434663
Time and place? Quite frankly I'm unimpressed with your demeanour thus far man. You're a disappointment.

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Could unironically smash any one of your jaws to dust with a single blow

>>74434679
of course we dont, we have eachother x

can't believe they made a literal /b/ with flags

hope /int/ doesn't die as a result

Love labour, ciggies and pints

Hate tories, spirits and austerity

>>74434639
ah yes wicked weasel

buying some bitcoin lads

>>74434707

t. Pajeet

>>74434710
i hope it does

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>>74434679
might kms

>>74434707
Bro you're one fat mf you ever seen a day of cardio in your life dude?

>>74434710

/brit/ will be the most popular general whatever happens

>>74434694

Fuck off tory

>>74434707

*left hooks you*

>>74433975
Wat betekent hij daarmee?

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>>74434707
*blocks your arteries*

need to buy a killmaim lads

4000 big ones though

would love to break an aussie's nose

went into the church today for like half an hour for a bit of reflection and realized how selfish and egotistical i am and how that has actually made my life worse off.

it's time to change. today is the beginning of a new chapter in my life.

>>74434710
theres a reason most people don't go to /b/ any more, /bant/ will have the same fate

>>74434689
7. pints

hate forners. love pints

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>Steve Lydon, labour leader of Stroud District Council, has lost his Dursley seat to the Conservatives.

>Labour has also lost Barton & Tredworth and Grange & Kingsway in Gloucester.

LMAO

All this fighting talk and look it here...

I'm the best scrapper here, fact

>>74434690
right. We'll stick together *looks at britbant out the window with fear and angst*

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>little irish midgets
>good at fighting

>>74434784
fuck off spic

>>74434699
Academy street in Cork 9pm tommorow

You won't last 20 seconds. I can guarantee you.

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http://avatarmaker.com/

post yer faces lads

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>>74434782
*blocks your path*
*commits ritual suicide*

why would you vote tory if you're not rich

>>74434759
go for it pussy

I just love
To Fuck
And Suck
I love cocaine
Everyone.

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This girl comes up to you and says
>sodomy is a sin! Sex is meant to be between a loving man and woman, but I'm still looking for my Adam...
how do you respond?

>>74434736
that pic has to be the most autistic wallpaper I'm going to save

unironically haven't showered for a week lol

daddy just called me a disappointment

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>The Lib Dem fightback in Somerset is not going to plan - they've just lost 4 seats to the Conservatives. Highlights huge challenge they face

based Somerset Tories

>>74434800
>only 2 genders

closed this right then and there

>>74434805
i'd put you in a wheelchair cunt

this poem's called "paddy"

don't like wogs, niggers or kikes
the former especially like to steal bikes
why do they smell why are they dirty
not to mention hairy gay dykes
a shame it is that so many exist
a shame it is that these problems persist
the world may be shit and terrible and bad
but not after a pint or two or thirty

>>74434801
is that ribena?

>>74434803
temporarily embarrassed millionaires

>>74434843
you've tested my patience for the last time you fat worm

>>74434798
20 seconds? You fuckin kidding me bro? It'll take me 10 to habitually dismantle your jaw and the other 10 to crush your pea head under my friggin boot

>>74434859
disgusting

>>74434859
you're about to recieve a lot of islamophobic hate but its ok stay strong ignore the trolls xxxxx

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>>74434800

new thread pls

74434881

n*nce

>>74434859
how nice of you to join us ribena

a surprising number of rotherham convicts in /brit/ recently

>>74434835
I'd give you a legitimate reason to use your motorised scooter

>>74434859
Fuck off Ahmed

>>74434904
I hope you do

would love to be able to park my car at the front of the walmart parking lots

Night night lads and laddettes ;)))

>>74434861
Big words from a little man

would fucking punch a hole through ribena if he dared look my direction in real life. he can chat as much shite and act as hard as he wants on here but irl it's going to be different

>>74434921
sleep tight x

>>74434921
*tucks you in*

lads on what website can I find a bf?

>>74434968
>>74434968
>>74434968

if poleaboo did hormones and stuff and turned into a 10/10 brown woman, but still had a dick, and you KNEW it was poleaboo, would you fuck it?

>>74434979
>>74434979
>>74434979

/brit/ episodes, ranked:
1. Threatening everyone
...
9999999. Politics

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>>74434800

>>74434808

Bend heem over and sodomize her

>>74434980
https://www.visitcornwall.com

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>>74434800