>americans boil water in the microwave

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AMERICANS BTFO

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>Denmark had to colonize Greenland, because they ran out of grass on their mainland

>>74432998
>need to make a hot chocolate
>could heat up the milk with a milk pan
>just use the microwave instead
>it actually works
I don't know how those Yanks figured it out, fucking shit's like witchcraft, OMG, thank you, America, God Bless!

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>>74432998
>>74433094

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>be American
>have less than 2 weeks of holidays per year

>>74433118
You don't boil hot chocolate dumbass

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>Americans have to use scooters to move because their legs can´t support their fat asses

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>be in American theater
>Americans applaud the screen when movie ends

>>74433225
Wew. Tell me more, America! Teach me your microwave ways!

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>>74432998
>>74433094
>>74433114
>>74433118
>>74433136
>>74433223
>>74433225
>>74433285
>>74433328
Perhaps you haven't heard: this thread and others like it are no longer appropriate for /int/
You're looking for >>>/bant/. You're welcome!

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Americunt """"""""""""""""""""house""""""""""""""""""""

ROFLMAO

>americans put soap on the toilet paper when cleaning their ass

>>74432998
This stupid meme where you say Americans do things they don't has gone too far.
No body would ever boil water in a microwave.

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>>74433114
>North America beaten by Vietnamese farmers, Afghan tribals and now being colonised by illegal Mexicans
Can't make this shit up.

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>>74432998
that's the most efficient way though

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>>74433328
wtf is that really true??

>>74433392
>wanting to use a board littered with /pol/
no

>>74433392
Sorry sweetie but golden face threads are /int/ tradition.

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>americans get their cheese from a can

>amerishoes deep-fry their sneakers before microwaving

>>74433687
yes lol

>>74433392
/bant/ is just constant /pol/ shitposting, why would I ever want to touch that board

>>74433328
we do this too

>>74436064
>Germans clap when the plane lands

>>74436188
>lelbourne
ROFLMAO

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>>74432998
>americans put perishable food in the fridge so they can last longer, allowing them to buy food in bulk and eat it at leisure.

>>74432998
Technically everyone does this when they use a microwave since that's how they work

>>74436644
cannot manufacturate this

>>74436300
At least they have planes.

>>74433114
>america pulls muh heritage with german tier banter

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>>74433526
>North America

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>american """"""scooters"""""""""" have 4 wheels

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>americans keep their shoes in the microwave

>>74433687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSb8jmfPuYk
yes