/brit/

implications?

>>74432294

In my opinion it is a social construct, most scientists share my view

Upa RA

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Dara

>>74432294
Well I'm sure this gish gallop from /pol/ disproves the entire field of biology

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Rose

There is no consensus on race and its definition
It does not exist
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/race-is-a-social-construct-scientists-argue/

Literally nothing wrong with Limmy.

babestation

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>>74432224
ahaha I'm being frozen you fucking poorfag
I'm going to wake up in the year 3000 while you're worm stool you fucking scum
it's objectively impossible that reanimation of frozen cadavers won't be a thing eventually
while it's a objective impossibility that your composted corpse will ever live again
you fucking idiots, I bet you think I'm crazy too, we'll see about that in the new millennium
>inb4 you aren't actually doing that
I actually am, I've been making arrangements for it for years. I have a big salary and am not unwilling to unload it to live forever, whilst others waste it on sports cars

>>74432340
>>74432348
>>74432350
ah yes the marxist sociology students have arrived

>>74432349
Would give anything for a single sniff of her armpits

>>74432309
i'm no tory, i just value my crisps m8

Need a good tranny to wank to lads

quaffing the kronenbourg tonight lads. For a mass produced lager, it's really smooth. Goes down a treat

Got called cuckio in Asda

Can't believe the Tories won every mayoral election mad one lads

used to go on random 20 mile walks when I was bored

was interesting but my legs were always knackered

>>74432392
>quaffing
good word, needs to be used more often
stop drinking though

>>74432412
'sheed

>>74432400
wasn't there only one anyway

>>74432383
linetrap

>>74432340
periodic table is a social construct do, doesn't mean elements don't exist

>>74432383
>tentatively raises hand

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Made me think long and hard

>>74432419
why do people think anyone who doesn't drink is a muslim on here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39785742

>>74432383
*raises paw*

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wtf I hate trading stocks now

Ah yes, the local car alarm is sperging out again at a quarter to fucking midnight. Worth waking up all the kids in a half mile radius to let people know it might be getting fucked with. I'm sure the police will be here immediately to apprehend any potential joyriders.

>>74432350
They would lose their job if they said otherwise.

>>74432436
fucking rupi kaur
does my head in

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would toss her salad if you know what i mean

>>74432436
>buying poetry books so you can take pictures of it with your nails

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>>74432450
>robinhood gold

>her: "not sure what I should do go to bed or wait until I feel more tired"
>me: "you should go to my bed instead"
smooth

Odds-do a willy whack
Evens-watch anime
Zero-stay here

I think you'll find cocaine is replacing the drug of choice on the street.

Ever wondered why society is getting increasingly aggressive and selfish? Noticed how drivers are becoming more outrageous? How you cant even look at some people these days because they'll try and have an argument with you?

It's the epidemic nobody wants to acknowledge. More widely in use than you realise.

>>74432436
no shit
does this really need to written down? are women that stupid?

>>74432448
'sheed

>>74432461
then they ought to lose their jobs

>>74432461
indeed, because they'd be doing a poor job and would be pseudo-scientists

benzos

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would scramble her eggs if you know what I mean

>>74432473
gave the ol 'illy the ol 'ingle at this

>>74432436
Rupi Kaur is everything wrong with modern poetry. Thankfully the only person I know who reads her is a fat girl from Essex who is the epitome of the middle-class white feminist.

>>74432436
>this is the number one poetry book of our generation

Put a bullet in my hindbrain please

>>74432461
Ah yes, scientists are conducting peer reviewed studies on race so they don't lose their jobs

>>74432484
I don't do robinhood gold

>>74432491
Cocaine was always the drug of choice

>>74432294
>Dumps a load of incoherent data with no figure legends let alone analysis

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>race is biological

>>74432482
Literally
>women
I have seen far too many instagram posts of this shit. It's like it's designed for suburban """feminists""" to show off their erudition. Boils my blood

>>74432436
24 year olds should not be allowed to write poetry

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>Hearing the same thing from Labour and Liberal Democrats: much better vote for Tories than feared: Polls have underestimated the Tory vote.

https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/860250871497732096

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>>74432538
>not doing robinhood gold

>race doesn't exist because I say so!
hello nigger

>>74432577
It keeps happening
Wonder why

>>74432592
or you know, because most biological, genetic and anthropological experts say so

>>74432592
stop

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>>74432450
also from earlier. literally just fuck my shit up

any stock man in

bitch please picture me in sicily
them hard bottom gators are slippery

>>74432577
>Polls have her at 48%
FFS, does this mean she is going to get over 50% of the vote?

Fuck this country.

coke is good but not more than once a month

poetry has to rhyme, otherwise it isn't poetry

what board do you hate the most lads?

for me, it's /soc/

>>74432641
/cgl/

Come out ye Black and Tans come and fight me like a man

>>74432641
/pol/

imagine living in the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen and unironically seeing 160mongs posts when you go on /brit/

>>74432641
/int/

>>74432641

/brit/

>>74432512
>>74432613

>pseudoscientists
https://jaymans.wordpress.com/2012/07/12/how-much-hard-evidence-do-you-need/
https://jaymans.wordpress.com/jaymans-race-inheritance-and-iq-f-a-q-f-r-b/
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2013/05/why-race-as-a-biological-construct-matters/#.WQuxVIjytEY

>>74432629
What is the alternative?

wish I had a girl with a juicy arse to spank right now.

>>74432667
Lib Dems

Thread peaked at this >>74432349 post, sadly do not think it will attain such heights agains

>>74432641
yeah fuck soc

i hated how moot posted on it so much as well

Why are English people so nostalgic about the British empire?

I'm a Scot I can't understand why enslaving a shit load of people is looked upon fondly by you lot

>>74432641
/pol/

>>74432639
wrong, but I understand the sentiment.

>>74432641
tie between /mu/ and /x/
can't hate /pol/ because I used to go there when it was good, even if it's undeniably the worst board on the site

>>74432613
They don't though

All my lecturers do is say "by the way guys, race is totally not a thing" at the start of my degree. And then go on over 4 years to show how genetically, it really fucking is. It's the like the big unspoken secret of genomics that race exists, but we all pretend it doesn't because otherwise the sociology department will castrate us.

>>74432680
fuck off jock

>>74432674
exactly

>>74432670
thought spanking was something only creeps did for ages cause i never watched porn and that one guy on big brother was really creepily into it, took me until the fourth girl i'd slept with before i realised it was fine to do it

>>74432613
are you trying to tell me there's no biological difference between asians and whites for e.g
wtf?

>>74432680
Jocks are retards, you will never understand.

>>74432680
because everyone wants to be on top
really not hard at all to understand

porn exists of men fucking sex dolls

not very arousing imo

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Ah yes, "millennials"

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>>74432674

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>>74432667

>>74432720
would rather see videos of sex dolls fucking women

>>74432685
literally isn't poetry if it doesn't rhyme

>>74432733
t. born in the year 2000

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>the mods made /bant/
>they didn't make /oldpol/
site has gone down the tubes lads

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The UN's newest member of the Women Rights Commission censored the German chancellor's hair when she appeared today on Saudi TV.

>SNP MPS receiving more letters with anthrax in them

Ahh yess the "tolerant" right

pizza delivery is 6 minutes late

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>>74432667

>What is the alternative?

new poem lads

poo


have to poo lads
but the real
question is
is it the poo that wants to
escape me?

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>>74432733
If you think the poetry is bad, you should try the prose.

Is Tim Farron the /brit/ equivalent of Jeb!?

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>literally isn't poetry if it doesn't rhyme

>>74432660
dodgy wordpresses spreading alt-right human biodiversity bullshit, ah yes
truly amazing the lengths people will go to justify segregation

>>74432783
This was confirmed as fake long ago.

>>74432767
Fucking hell that pic is a blast from the past

>>74432707
It's just more satisfying than most of the other dominance stuff that comes into sex. And remember, everything is about sex except sex, which is about power

>>74432813
t. feminist """slam poet"""

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>>74432733
What's wrong with that? It's beautiful.

>>74432844

t. Robert California

RADICAL CENTRISM BTFO

>Conservative GAIN Larkfield (Monmouthshire) from Liberal Democrat.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/860267912317292544

>>74432680
the English are the most nationalist, wretched, petty minded people on the planet. the empire was a project by elites for elites, yet by hanging onto the coattails of imperialism and exploitation they get a few crumbs and feel good about themselves. the english nation was literally built by the empire and bloodshed

>>74432814
>dismiss evidence because it's hosted on a certain website
dummy
I'm not gonna go through google scholar to find 10+ papers

>>74432767
>/bant/
Not a fan of this board tbqh. /int/ was perfect the way it was.

the libdem wankery on /r/unitedkingdom and /brit/ is fucking vile

never has there ever been a more disingenuous party. the liberal democrats have defined themselves as lacking any sense of political conviction or integrity. willing to hop into bed in a coalition with just about anyone.

you can spout "politics is meant to be about adaptability" all you want, at least labour and the tories USED to stand for something, whereas the libdems have never stood for anything. utter joke of a party.

>>74432680
First empire to willingly abolish slavery.

Britain dragged the world into the modern era. Without the British empire, the world would have half the population it does as a result of hunger and poverty. Not only would you not be posting on /brit/, you'd be eating gruel by candlelight. Any other civilisation that had the power Britain had would've embarked on an orgy of violence instead of spreading freedom and prosperity around the globe.

Britain ruled the world and did it better than anyone, before or since. Plenty to be nostalgic about.

>>74432846
this

>>74432855
It's all just vacuous crap about feelings and boys.

It's about the blandest, tamest, most vapid thing I have ever read.

>>74432869
it doesn't affect /int/ in the slightest, it's a nu-/pol/ spillover board.

>>74432691
lol yeah the big bad sociologists are keeping the noble truth warrior scientists down. sure.

>>74432383
pink bubble

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>>74432875

>R*ddit spacing

>>74432878
>First empire to willingly abolish slavery.

There were empires that didn't have it in the first place

>>74432869
considering the point of /int/ is to learn about cultures/language, no it wasn't.

these generals segregate people too much.

>>74432531
Is that considered poetry now?

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>>74432886
t. virgin
Come back when you develop feelings.

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>>74432674
>>74432743
>>74432793

>>74432878

>ignoring every atrocity committed by the British empire

Imagine if the Germans did that you'd be fuming rorke

>>74432867
>>dismiss evidence because it's hosted on a certain website
why wouldn't i? the only people interested in HBD stuff are those with preconceived racist notions who want a rigidly hierarchical society and will go to any lengths to justify it
it's far easier to mentally accept subjugating others if you see them as subhuman

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>>74432364
>it's objectively impossible that reanimation of frozen cadavers won't be a thing eventually

ALCOR drains all the blood from your body and replaces it with something that doesn't crystallize.

Blood will harden and dessicate the cells in low low temperatures.

The likelihood of reanimation also assumes independent power source to constantly keep the companies freezing systems running. If the company's funding comes under disrepute, yet another way to not be able to keep the body's frozen at a sustained absolute low temperature.

This is also under the assumption that the cells in your body can be permanently replaced by the billions with stem cells on a daily basis given that we are inborn with either cell death or cancer mutations.

You're going to die. Deal with it.

>>74432875
fantastic post

haha lads watch my trick
*punches self in throat*

>>74432294
it's spooky that people believe this horseshit

>>74432890
I hope you're right, I really do.

>>74432902
/int/ had a good mix of generals and shitposting.

>>74432846
So Paradise Lost isn't a poem?
There's more to poetry than rhyme; a lot of the "expectation" you think you hear in the rhyme is actually the rhythm and meter. The problem with slam poetry (and its ilk) is that there's none of that. Maybe a little bit of focus on the audial qualities of a few important phrases, but the rest is just down to being a grumpy woman/tranny/gay/minority and shouting your complaints while other like-minded people cheer you on. Death of Art indeed.

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>>74432864
Why is a girl with hammer and sickle shit upset the libdems lost a seat? Are libdems communist?

>>74432712
there's no such thing as "whites"
it's a seventeenth century colonial construct that has changed constantly, generally expanding to encompass new economic migrants (e.g. the irish in america). whiteness is a set of privileges and social codes, nothing more

Anyone seen the vice documentary on the afghan national army? Watch it, it's fucking hysterical

Five minutes in and the afghans are high as shit being lectured by US marines not to eat where they shit and vice versa and then a marine comes across a hole with four "prisoners" inside that the afghans concealed with sandbags which aren't actually prisoners but their colleagues while an afghan colonel justifies his men kidnapping and molesting young boys

It's like a satirical comedy, watching the Americans trying to teach literal cavemen how to be civilised and them just acting oblivious

>>74432959
bait

>>74432968
It means the Tories are going to crush the entire left. From centre to extreme, none will be spared from the STRONG AND STABLE leadership.

>>74432974
>vice post 2013
Shan't

>>74432989
what happened in 2013?

>>74432985
ah yes, 4channers celebrating a party hellbent on destroying the freedom and privacy of the internet

>>74432974
Yeh it was good. Hamid Khan was all right though.

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>>74432436
sometimes
the apology
never comes
when it is wanted

and when it comes
it neither wanted
nor needed

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/860268854056022017
turkeys voting for christmas

>>74432985
Yes but would a communist really give a shit about about the difference between center left and center right?

>>74432974
>vice

>>74433002
If you have done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear from unlimited Tory power.

>>74432925
It wasn't perfect, no empire is. But name one empire that had that much power and didn't occasionally cause bloodshed.

>>74432930
the papers are just hosted on the fucking website, obviously I can't post 10+ individual links here or I would
Never said I wanted to subjugate anyone, but you're actively subjugating africans by allowing the lowest iq portions of their populations to keep reproducing and dragging them down more

>>74432967
Been shitposting about poetry but this is correct, there's tons of kinds of poetry and a lot is shit but a lot is really good, just like music or novels or p much anything else

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>4channers

>>74433015
The far-left in Britain think the Tories are one step away from Fascism so it makes more sense when you realise they have all fallen for their own hyperbole.

If you don't appreciate slam poetry you don't really understand or appreciate any poetry, you just pretend to because you think it makes you look smart

>>74433038
nice self-portrait, tory fucktard

>>74432985
>tfw I used to read on British politics
>tfw it's now useless because May is boring and Labour is ded
Thanks for nothing Corbyn.

>>74433038
I'm a big guy 4

>>74433000
They began to become more and more pozzed and mainstream. Last decent thing they had was interviewing ISIS.

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>le ignore democratic vote democrat party

>>74433043
>I can't bear these accounts I read in the Times and elsewhere of these poetry slams, in which various young men and women in various late-spots are declaiming rant and nonsense at each other. The whole thing is judged by an applause meter which is actually not there, but might as well be. This isn't even silly; it is the death of art.

Labour currently getting R A P E D in Wales.

>>74432974
How are people without an education gonna grasp liberty and justice when its taught by the people bombing them, who are also without a education

>>74433067
I don't remember the democratic vote we had to let the tories destroy internet privacy in the uk

imagine being an angry leftist teenager and then going on /brit/ lol

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imagine being this good looking lol

nothing more cringeworthy than mindless tory hate

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The gf

>>74433080
wales has finally been fully anglicised
what a fucking joke, decades of struggle wiped away by greedy anglos and their poisonous mentality

>>74432807
>Before I ask my next question can I ask you something
yeah I'm tearing up too

labour getting kicked to death across the country
same with ukip
conservatives and independents taking seats

>>74433093
FOY

>>74433093
very nice

>>74433086
lmao

this cunt is fucking obsessed with other men. cannot imagine being this insecure

Someone give me odds on Jez resigning before June 8th

>>74433085
I don't remember the democratic vote we had to let Labour open our borders to uncontrolled immigration

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>>74433106
>>74433116
Well? Can you answer this?

>>74433105
good

this country doesn't need division during the brexit years

a one party state will be very beneficial for a little while

nothing more cringeworthy than mindless tories

>>74433093
i thought hammers and sickles were commie things?

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We're all gonna make it brahs

>>74433099
Feel our power. Embrace our Tory ways.

>>74433093
>psychology student
of course
they're all actual fucking psychos, including the foreigners, t. dated a few
i reckon they study psych because they're messed up in the head, and obsess over it, also the desire to control people

>>74433026

Don't like any empire mate but the British empire was one of the bloodiest and vilest

https://twitter.com/AnaOpp/status/860127596847271936
the gf

>>74433131
I hate the left and like to make them mad by voting tory.

>>74432294
Would like to go to Khartoum

does lisicki actually think the shite he's posting is deep? does he think he's intelligent for having it saved?

>>74433083
>The people bombing them

America has put a monumental amount of effort into trying to improve Afghanistan. It's a justified conflict, unlike Iraq or Syria. They really have tried and the afghans have failed them. The taliban will literally just come down from the mountains and slaughter these idiots.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4m3AJamQYM

AMERICA

>>74433141
rather see wales nuked than turn into a tory fiefdom

have barely ever heard a female political opinion that matters desu. By the way every time you fedora me you give my post more exposure :)

>>74433132
Not going to happen if the Tories continue with the cuts. If they adopted a more centrist economic position with increased investment then people could unite behind them. As it stands even a Tory majority will create division because of what they do when elected.

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how do i get this hair

tell me now

>>74433131
I remember when I was 13 and thought the tories were like the villains in James Bond insistent on making everyone's lives worse.

Then I became 14 and realised it wasn't true.

>>74433177
You will have strong and stable leadership, and you will like it.

doing a cheeky invest in bitcoin lads

>>74433177
so much for the tolerant left

>>74433145
>i reckon they study psych because they're messed up in the head, and obsess over it, also the desire to control people
unironically dated a girl like that. not my cup of tea, very kinky though

>>74433187

By not being a ginger cunt

>>74433199
Welsh Republican Army needs a comeback

>>74433162
Me second from right except I vote 'aid 'ymru

>>74433189
when you become 18 you'll finally realise basically all politicians are crypto-fascists.

>>74433159
He's after some (You)s to compensate for being a virgin at uni.

>>74433187
stop being black

>>74433093
I know this one, she's the lass that posted a poll where she demonstrated she had no knowledge of basic mathematics, and then tried to backtrack by saying the poll was bullshit in the first place

>>74433207
yeah, i've dated two
once you've dated one you know exactly the type of girl

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>>74433167

>>74433210
>>74433222
wow great humour

>>74433149
Not even in the top 100. Read about the Mongols. Or the Aztec. Or the Assyrian. There's just no comparison.

>>74433000
original vice was like the jackass generation had grown up and decided to be a journo, they made vids about making homemade bombs, skateboarding, hitchhiking, drugs. Good stuff. But now it kinda seems like they have some moral code and are taking things serious. Which is still quite good, it just isnt as mindlessly fun and chaotic.

If you make it through university without having lost your virginity there is probably no hope

Shouldve studied medicine, could have just set up as a ships or research station doctor and wanked all day for high pay

Bryn Cefn (Wrexham) Con GAIN from Labour.
Lab down from 68% in 2012 to 24%
Con up from 20% in 2012 to 40.6%

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493792002092.webm

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>>74433258

>>74433253
name 100 villier empires

>>74433189
>having a straw man argument with yourself
so smart

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https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

Still can't believe this is real

>>74433254
Extremely reddit post

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>>74433268
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74433284
does this go up with inflation?

>>74433131
young tories are almost always snot nosed little middle class brats

tarquins, essentially. fucking creeps that need a good beating

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>basically all politicians are crypto-fascists.
>wojak angcry.jpg

>>74433283
>straw man argument
so you literally believe Theresa May wakes up in the morning thinking "Geez, How many people can I fuck over today."

Why are they SO far ahead in the polls then?
How can people be SO stupid but you're the only one who sees them for what they really are?

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>>74433306
Nope

>>74433311
good post

minus the violence

>>74433273
boipucci

>>74433321
just did an invest in crypto currency

MASSIVE WEDNESDAY FAN #ilovetheowls,votes Tory,labour tax the working man to much.

>>74432436
Doing poetry now lads.

And so she said
"Ghosts do not exist"
Then I thought within my head:
"Oh yes they do, I do insist!
Caspar was a groovy mover
Until he got sucked up, by mother's hoover"

>>74433323
>Theresa May wakes up in the morning thinking "Geez, How many people can I fuck over today."

oh well I guess she doesn't intend to be an malicious fucktard so its ok!

don't understand why anybody could disrespect the monarchy and not be an adherent of the Islamic faith congruently lads

>>74433311
>>74433330
there's already a left wing /brit/ lads

It's called r/unitedkingdom

>>74433311
good post

especially the violence

>>74433333

>>74433311
Young Tory here. I am working class, from the North, grew up in a Labour city, training to be a primary school teacher.

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My motto in life

>>74433357
good post

/brit/ is a /mummy/ general

>>74433323
No politician does that but just because they don't doesn't mean they still can't be a bad choice.

>>74433284
Incredibly generous , £10....

>>74433353
The heir to the throne is quite literally a Muslim.

what i'm currently listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP6_teFGfoc

the prophet Muhammad's praise be upon basshar al assad (peace be upon him), the lion of Syria

>>74433346
splendid post

>>74433323
50% of the population don't have greater than 5 GCSEs A*-C and the daily mail is the most read online newspaper. Should be all you need to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVROcKFnBQ

>>74432733
it doesn't even bloody rhyme

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>Young Tory here. I am working class, from the North, grew up in a Labour city, training to be a primary school teacher.

>>74433280
Don't have the time or the inclination but I just named three that are in a different league, off the top of my head. Name three that created more wealth, spread more technology, opened more trade routes and established and defended more liberal human rights for it's people.

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*runs into Lidl at full pace*
>Mam, put down those own brand turkey twizzlers! Me bonus has come in - it's Bernard Matthews for us this year!
>Oooh luv, it's a Christmas miracle it is!
*whole store breaks into cheers and applause*

>>74433378
>pic is a literal airhead
ah yes

>>74433377
Oh wow, maybe Tarquin will let you lick his arsehole clean for him

the only bad thing the tories have done is internet censorship and surveillance
still won't be voting for them because of that though

/r/unitedkingdom, Twitter, Normiebook: Corbyn
/r/ukpolitics: LibDems
brit/pol/, /brit/: Mummy May
Cripplechan brit/pol: UKIP

>>74433415
The British empire created more death and conflict than any other on earth

The effect of which is still seen in Syria and Iraq today

lads, let's all do lowercase poetry about a particular theme.

the current theme is "rope"

>>74433377
>training to be a primary school teacher.
Nonce

>>74433428
You have a bizarre moral compass

how the fuck do you progress to doing more push ups

i peaked at 40-odd. i can never seem to do more in successive days

fucking baffling. i should be able to do at least 100 now surely

>>74433427
Stay upset.

>>74433346


Then out soake brave Horatius
The captain of the Gate
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his gods

>>74433429
what about britfeel
>>74433357
that sub is literally more depressing and moody than britfeel

>>74433357
because the right wing internet always keep to themselves?

Refer to: Leftypol

>>74433443
go to a gym stupid faggot

how could you be so retarded?

>>74433443
do different kinds of pushups if you've already peaked with regular ones. try diamond pushups.

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>>74433442
>morals

french lounge music 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DElRqo8u1vQ

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>tfw 0 (ZERO) GCSEs

It's not fair, I found love
It made me say that
Get back you'll never see daylight, If I'm not strong, it just might

>>74433349
>>74433383
that's key though.
"Intent"

Most anti-tory shit I see is people thinking they're INTENTIONALLY malicious.

If you disagree with fiscal policy, a certain tax, whatever - but to think they're TRYING to make people's lives worse is a different kettle of fish.

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who here /socially anxious/

>>74433462
hmm how about you post on leftypol, they probably like your posts

>>74433459
Sexy Kev party

>>74433469
or weighted
or inclined

>>74433463
don't wanna
just wanna do exercise at home
>>74433469
ok

>>74433420
chortling

>>74433476
brainlet

>>74433482
i can't because /pol/ raided it and made it unusable.

that was the point of the post...

>>74433478
It's not really though. The tories make decisions like gutting welfare to give more benefits to well off pensioners. Doesn't simply become better because the tories are so stupid they don't think its malicious

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>tfw you will always be skinnyfat

>>74433469
This. I also recommend one-handed push ups. Read The Naked Warrior. I forget who it's by but he's ex-Spetznaz and details training exercises used in the field by Russian special forces where there is no equipment available.

>>74433482
>replying to it
stop that

>>74433479
Me

Kernow Republican Army when??? Need to be free of the *nglish if they insist on consigning us to the endless tory reich

>>74433420
Bet you think you're really funny but through using Bradley images in every one of your poorly made posts you have identified yourself as the single worst poster on /brit/

How does it feel you dunce

the difference between left-wingers and right-wingers is that right-wingers think that lefties are stupid whereas lefties think that right-wingers are evil

>>74433478
Nah that's just your excuse for dismissing the arguments that follow.
>they deprived people vulnerable people of benefits
>they caused excessive strain on our public services
But their mistakes weren't on purpose so it's alright then!

>>74433473
is this a dead Kennedy cover? wtf

>>74433523
big fan of his posts
giggle every time i see a christmas bonuspost

>>74433520
Shut up and lick the Tory boot.

>>74433437
i found some rope upon a table in the dark
i picked it up held it out and looked a right old lark
i smiled to myself and thought "this'll do" and off i merry went
skipping happily down the lane on my way to the park
as i skipped my steps grew louder and my thoughts i began to vent
with a smile i climbed the tree and tied the rope tight and fast
a single breath, a single hop and falling, thought "at last"

>>74433502
Social security makes up a whole third of government spending.

We've had a consistent budget deficit for 17 years. Cameron has cut it by two thirds.

What do you propose we cut spending on instead?

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>>74433523
Absolutely live for posts like these

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>>74433515
>Daily Mail
ah yes

>>74433473
sounds dope, grabbing the album
partial to some disco myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TH2U-QVYf8

new thread please

evil doesn't exist

Please.... don't make me wait... any longer..

>>74433532
>Still spending more than they're taking in
>Labour literally created records with their PSNCR
>Debt levels as a percentage of GDP starting to come down to respectable levels

Do you propose we keep spending forever?

That's right, hesitate to post sheeple

Save your I'll wrought gimmicks for the next thread, save thoughts of existential dread in your thick fucking head

>>74433556
We shouldn't cut spending because austerty is a disasterous economic policy that only uneducated fuckheads support.
Haven't you got the fecal waste of a tory MP to munch on?

>>74433437
rope.
it's only one letter away from rape which triggers me and makes me want to stop writing because i am a rape survivor, yes, a rape survivor, so whenever anybody says a word that begins with the letter r it gives me flashbacks to when my boyfriend pinched my arse when i wasnt expecting it and im pretty sure that counts as rape

>>74433587
um that was on the titanic, try again sweetie xx

>>74433603
lad your poem's not supposed to be all one line fuck sake

>>74433546
Watch yourself emmet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_rebellion_of_1497

>>74433620
Lick it.

>>74433599
dumb mobileposter

>>74433629
>>74433629

>>74433619
its slam poetry
you say it as one sentence, only breathing at the commas

>>74433432
Yes I'm sure the British empire is responsible for the actions of modern muslim extremist groups. The fact that you're ascribing such distantly related atrocities to a bunch of Brits that lived 100+ years ago is testament to their level of influence. But I highly doubt the middle east would be a much better place if the British had never been there. They still have slaves. I suppose that's the fault of the British empire too, despite spending a large proportion of it's wealth to buy and free slaves all over the world.

>>74433556
deficit spending isn't inherently bad. Government coffers aren't like your household budget. Entire austerity policy is based on this fallacy because ordinary people can go along with it.

>>74433515
>poor people vote for parties / subscribe to ideologies that promise to do sth for poor people
i-impossible!

>>74433602
but we HAVE to cut spending
There's no FUCKING MONEY

UNLESS YOU WANT TO BORROW EVEN MORE