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fuck drumpf edition
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>>74428759
/auts/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGUG844Edh4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSkdxWsUE8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCiI1SxOYuo
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Danz
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Britain is bad and so are you
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i hate how fucking yellow my teeth are

it's not fair, i brush twice a day, never drink sugary drinks and they're still ugly
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how are we all this eve
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hahahahahahahahaha
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>>74428766
>i've been bested
shouldn't have rewatched that last OP video
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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>>74428796
my teeth are yellow but I'm a smoker and dont brush most of the time so I cant complain
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>>74428796
go get them whitened you mong
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The Irish are a backwards people lads. Nothing against them, I know a lot of wonderful Irish people, but there is just something about them that isn't right.
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I appear to have really upset an Aussie in the last thread. Bless.
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*has a think*
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babestation
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I AIN'T HAD NO ROCK COCAINE
http://now8news.com/man-tries-to-turn-himself-in-for-reward-money-gets-arrested/
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got angry and shouted at my game

dad told me off, now i can hear my mum moaning downstairs

just fuck off
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>>74428759

I FUCKING LOVE Science!!!
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>teeth whitening
FOY
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really enjoy coffee lads, it's a shame I can't drink it in the evenings
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hate trump but i hate rick and morty more

no words for how shit that show is
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post some overly complicated political cartoons
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where to go in shropshire AONB cunts?
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>>74428831
don't have the money and it'll look stupid and fake
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>>74428810
Good
I went to convent garden today, they had a moomin shop so I bought some moomin stuff
how are you?
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My best friend got a gf and now he doesn't hang out with me
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I like trump and rick & morty
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>>74428871
the two are mutually exclusive. if you hate trump you like rick and morty.
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>>74428844

> now i can hear my mum moaning downstairs

i'll ask her to keep it down for you la' :) x
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>>74428836
no
you're a shitskin who cannot comprehend the absolutely objective brilliance that is british humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEPlr6LIek
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>>74428836
i like it when they reply to me thinking i would honestly engage in conversation with them, then just blank them.
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teeth started getting yellow so i stopped taking drugs and started brushing three times a day instead of two, totally worked
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actually quite enjoy rick and morty
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back from the dentist

have surgery in a month
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She payed a fiddle in an Irish band but she fell in love with an English man.
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JUST
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genuinely unnerved by the number of nonces on /brit/
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Reddit

you know who you are
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RICK AND MORTY
BOJACK HORSEMAN
THE SIMPSONS
BOBS BURGERS
GRIMES
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>>74428886
your dental insurance doesnt cover whitening?

also you dont have to go for the silly bleach white look they can whiten them to a more natural yet still clean look

cosmetic dentistry has really come a long way
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Yep. It's still upset at being outed as a boring cunt.
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>>74428937

watching R&M is usually good fun

pretty consistent show tbqh
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>>74428890
im alri
procrastinated for a while, went for a walk then went to vote aha
currently listening to some older blur
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>>74428974
>dental insurance
we don't have that
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everybody's super sonic racing, try to keep your feet right on the ground, when you're super sonic racing, there's no time to look around
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>>74428937

So do i but its just a silly cartoon, wish people would stop making out like its some grand political commentary.
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might get increasingly drunk lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esOiB_fanzI
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Just writing a Rick and morty script

Rick :Fart bacon. Burp
Morty : kittens ninjas Fart burp
Rick : 90s references
Morty : burp reddit
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BREWERY POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12895787

http://www.strawpoll.me/12895787

http://www.strawpoll.me/12895787
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Reckon the producers of that so-called 'toon pay people to discuss it on this very site and indeed on this very board
Stay wary
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didnt vote
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>>74429037
I'M PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>74429037

WUBALUBADUBDUB
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i fucking love science
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Ha jub a jubb jub jub :^)
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>>74428908
Fucking EPIC

So much win
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rocking back and forth like a nutter in desk chair rn lads
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oi football yank
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>>74428899
>I don't mind all the massacring innocent people and throwing bum boys of tower blocks but sheep bumming? It's mad, innit?
who writes this lmfao
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BILL BILL BILL BILL
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>>74429049
the creator literally goes on /tv/ and bashes it to attract attention for the show lmao
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>>74429007
Waaahh my hat's on fire
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*doesn't specify*
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>>74428836

Come on the mornings. It's just full of them and other JFs. Awful time to be on here
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*gets schwifty*
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Only person at my work to compliment my new haircut was the fat accountant with an isolated back office full of framed pictures of himself on a couch with his 3 Dachshunds. He looks like a turtle.
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darling
stop confusing me
with your wishful thinking
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Dislike everybody who is not me
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not allowed to do physical activity or my heart will explode
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>>74429094
oh well there we go, even if he's bashing it it's still shilling
might have to start filtering it's name
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>>74428757
I don't remember the Irish in America trying to implement the British.
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people 'sheed won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Muslims. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q
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>>74429158
sheed cunt
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THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL MY BIPEDS WHO IDENTIFY AS LADIEEEEEEEEES
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confronted the demiurge in the unconscious jungian matrix again
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>>74429158
rashed
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Had a look at this new /bant/ thing, it's fucking awful.
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>>74429158
rasheed
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>>74429178
bit ableist
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>>74429089

Don't post this girl EVER AGAIN
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You ever get tired of the routine that is /brit/ ?
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>>74429122
>>74429117
>>74429066
>>74429061
>>74429007
>>74428974
>>74428951
>>74428908
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rick is just awesome man cmon
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>>74429158
whatever you say Rasheed al-Paki Islamisbad
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>>74429158
rasheed
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dislike everyone including myself

dislike minorities just a bit more though
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think I'm going to give this whole wanking thing a try seeing as you log rave about it so much

been meaning to do one for a while but haven't got around to it
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>>74429200
i get tired of how people here try to be endlessly cynical or normieish depending on their latest gimmick
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is this the /stem/ general?
heh, non-stemfags are about to get BTFO on the day of the rope
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>>74429203
>/Brit/
actual mong
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options for put locker tv series
>US
>South Korea
>China
>Japan
but the US one has UK shows too

>triggered
these generalisations hurt everyone
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>>74429200
no because every thread is different
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yeah gimme one of them bajels
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>>74429253
what
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>>74429203
FOY
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thoughts on the new board lads
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>>74429253
?????????????
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hate racists
love reddit
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>>74429040
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>>74429285
its bad
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I do a STEM subject fellow redditors, I'm so smart!

Fuck yeah I fucking love science bitches!
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>>74429248
No, this is a social science general
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>>74429273
alri phimo (same person as turtle mong)
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shan't be using that dreadful new board
what does /bant/ do that /int/ didnt?
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starting to get annoyed of the narcissistic attention seeking serbian australian
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>>74429285
pretty shit there was absolutely no need for it

/pol/ was fine as it was

nobody will use if after the first week
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>>74429314
/bant/ isnt /int/
it's for /pol/ refuse
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>>74429203
only 3 (You)s
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Don't know if I'm truly white, I was adopted
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>>74429158
t. Rasheed al-Mozambalalala
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This is what Australians wear
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>>74429307
contrary to this post, most STEM fields have not been diluted by lefty faggots
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>>74429314
be more like /b/
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So much for the 'radical centrists'.
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the pornfu
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>>74429314
it's to try and keep off topic stuff off /pol/ but then why not just say go to /int/ or /b/

creating needless boards is retarded
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>>74429348
Wrong
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>studied all four STEM subjects
>that's right
>Science
>Technology
>Economy
>Machinery
>took our personal loans for the other three
going to get so many jobs lads
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wow, porn.com
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>>74429351
polling shows that even stemfags vote for leftist parties
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>>74429358
nice, I like her too :)
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>>74429358
the modelfu
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might build a science technology economonics machinery
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>>74429387
[citation needed]
also polling showed hillary had a 99% chance of winning, and how did that turn out?
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>>74429373
why do they wear the corks
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>>74429351
nothing to do with leftism
there's nothing more reddit than studying STEM
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>>74429344

do an ancestry DNA thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnIjlh4qaPc
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>>74429358
not bad
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wonder if the people who post on /biz/ are wealthier than the rest of us
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>>74429387
what are you on about
engineers are right wing as fuck
it's just the betas and women in biology, physics and maths that vote for green party
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>>74429424
stops flies landing on your face
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>>74429430
not sure how you deduced that considering there is almost no political discussion in STEM fields
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any other proud labour voters on /brit/ tonight?
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>>74429358

some of her anal scenes are immense
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nicest place in shropshire lads, thinkin ludlow
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any other proud cuckolds in tonight
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>>74429470
can't they just dodge the corks
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not sure if i like /brit/ anymore lads. considering getting a healthy social life to replace it.
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>>74429476
here
me on the left
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Dance!
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>>74429474
go on reddit sometime and see
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Pasta was made for ketchup
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>>74429519
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>>74429476
rostov
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>>74429524
me on the left
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>>74429476
no, proud voter of the Liberal Democrats here
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>>74429358

contested
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Wahey
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>>74429495
Nope, looks like you're the only Irishman in here tonight Patrick
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>in other news yank politicians vote to fuck their healthcare up beyond belief
Honestly cannot stop laughing at burgers. They get so aggressive and angry on /pol/ about it, it's transparent they're very insecure about it.
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>>74429486
there was a battle there once
>>74429505
they could but the movement dissuades them from coming too close, flies like landing in stable areas
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>>74429550
>rikki

very good anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SQGTufqOBQ

celery apples walnuts grapes
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>Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly.
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>>74429158
absolute fucking sheed you
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>>74429567
it can't be worse than anything we have now honestly
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used to go on /pol/ everyday but cannot and shannot spend more than a couple of minutes there now
Wonder whether I grew up or the board got worse
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would you fuck a duck
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>Wonder whether I grew up or the board got worse
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me on the left
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>>74429642
willys too big
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A665E65
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would you have intercourse with a horse
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reckon self proclaimed lefties should be deported 2bh

Reckon anyone who has ever lived in California should be deported as well. Most of them already had it coming.
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walk in the party
sporting amarni
half of the crowd's all snorting my charlie
sorted the bar time to sort the punani
chicks looking at me like talk to me darling
jheeeez
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>>74429476
me
hoping to see lots of social housing for refugees
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>don't need a poo
>roommate says she's running herself a bath and asks if i need in first
>go do a wee because i still don't need a poo
>she closes the door to get into her bath
>overcome with the need to poo
bloody hate this
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>>74429663
>amateur girl pooping
shan't
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>>74429670
ah yes, the tolerant right
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>used to go on /pol/ everyday
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how can prince phillip be the duke of edinburgh when he's not scottish
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top ten gays
1. elton john
2. stephen fry
3. morrissey
4. freddie mercury
5. zachary quinto
6. george michael
7. frank ocean
8.your dad
9. graham norton
10. your dads pimp
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>>74429677
pics of her in the bath
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>>74429618
same
it's unbearable now
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ONE PARAGRAPH = 70 WORDS

[ ] PARAGRAPH 1
[ ] PARAGRAPH 2
[ ] PARAGRAPH 3
[ ] PARAGRAPH 4
[ ] PARAGRAPH 5
[ ] PARAGRAPH 6

FINISH ALL 6 AND THEN DEPART TO BED
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doing a watch
https://www.atheismisunstoppable.com/videos/
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>>74429648
>>74429693
which is it?
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>>74429677
just burst in and poo anyway
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>>74429724
poo
bum
willy
fanny
cba with the rest
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>>74429670
nah
racists and rich cunts out
refugees in
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>>74429677
try and get some bath water after she's finished
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>>74429692
The right wing was "tolerant" just as long as the left was.

Clearly not a priority on either end of the spectrum anymore.
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don't understand the scientific reasons why all benders speak so feminine?
are they just putting the voice on or what?
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voted lib dem for mayor
voted ukip as my second choice

not for their parties, voted for the candidates
if you vote for parties, not candidates, neck yourselves, you're the reason your constituencies are shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rBZSRdVLG4
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>>74429785
Worked out great for Africa. Heard they're living the dream over there when they're not eradicating each other or dying or preventable diseases.
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>>74429796
asked my gay housemate this, he was not happy when i asked

it MUST be socialised, i don't think they'd develop it in a vacuum (assuming they were inherently bent)
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>>74429796
always wonder the same thing
It's not all of them though, but a large percentage, so I can't tell whether it's some kind of hormone deficiency or something, or if it's deliberate to be more girly
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macron is being such a fucking douchebag

le pen is going to win
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Top five guys:
1. Lee Evans
2. Frankie Boyle
3. Roy 'Chubby' Brown
4. Peter Kay
5. Limmy
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>>74429567
>in other news, digital economy bill
would you rather them all be uncaring and apathetic as fuck
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>>74429796
>claim to love men
>act like women
gays are stupid
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>>74429797
what constituency? I voted tory for west midlands even though I hate the party because the candidate was easily the best

The polls were tied with labour before today so I'm excited to find out the winner
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wish i could afford to laser my back and shoulder hair off for good

it's a goddamn nightmare
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>>74428838
that might be the most deano picture I've ever seen
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>>74429864
What about Jim Jeffries
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>>74429889
bender
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>>74429881
tees valley combined authority mayor
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>>74429838
funny because most african countries will be richer than the US in 50 years
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>>74429845
>>74429856
for a brief time after anaesthisia when waking up gays don't have the gay voice

not saying they consciously put it on every day once it gets to a certain level, but its certainly not a natty part of being gay
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I want Macron to win just so Warsaw gets nuked.
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This seems like the place to ask.

Got some serious Phimosis. What should I do if every time I try to stretch my foreskin it starts bleeding? I don't want to be a virgin any longer
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>>74429889
agree

>>74429918
disagree
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*injects liquid (You)s right into my veins*
I can quit whenever i want to
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>>74429875
It just annoys me they're so stubborn and won't admit there are things they don't entirely agree with that trump/the right does. No other countries are so uniformly stubborn
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masha'allah my muwahhid brother
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Jayden Jaymes
Lana Rhoades
Kylie Quinn
Kitty Caprice
Priya Rai
Natalia Starr
Princess Yummy
Dani Daniels
Alexis Texas
Uma Jolie
Haley Reed
Ava Adams
Nicole Aniston
Jynx Maze
Veronica Rodriguez
Melanie Rios
Nancy A
Kylie Page
Jessica Jaymes
Lisa Ann
Malena Morgan
Kagney Lynn Karter
Chanel Preston
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love footy pints and birds
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>>74429929
>natty
winced
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=esOiB_fanzI
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>>74429937
is google broken you dense cunt?
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>>74429677

>Not having the Toilet and bathroom separate
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>>74429864
none of these people are funny and they're all men
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>>74429879
>lesbians
>hate men
>use dildos
?????????
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>>74429881
GRAHAM STEVENSON

BOLSHEVIK BIRMINGHAM
SOCIALIST SOLIHULL
WORKERS PARTY WOLVERHAMPTON
COMMUNIST COVENTRY

THE WEST MIDLANDS IS RED
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>>74429968
post the full pic
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>>74429968
>being a fucking toff
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>>74429970
That's the joke.
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Thoughts on Yanks?
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>>74429956
NATTY

just like my pecs
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>>74429958
creasing
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>>74429929
proof?
t. bi guy with camp voice
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if gays are just like us then how come i can spot a gay a mile off?
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Voted for Trump solely to spite the lefties that had spend the past 8 years insulting everybody that disagreed with them 2bqh.

He sold us top class bantz and I regret nothing.

>>74429926
lol
Some of them don't even have an average life expectancy of 50 years.
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>>74430020
good lads
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>>74430020
Dear Lord
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>>74429952
deleted my list of pornstars last night

shared melanie rios and kagney lynn karter with yours xx
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>>74429987
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>>74430020
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>>74429962
Fuck off, this could be the start of a nice discussion about dysfunctional willies.
>>
Accidentally drank from the same water bottle from when I had good poisoning and vomiting

Not going to be ill again am I lads?
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>>74430020
Wish they'd take all that shit seriously instead of LARPing as cartoon frogs or whatever it is they do.
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>>74429176
>>74429185
>>74429195
>>74429220
>>74429222
>>74429347
>>74429606
really love this 21st century acceptance

>ree i hate muslims they're poisonous
>look at us we are soo good and understanding
>whilst being racist
>>
lads can we talk about phimosis
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>>74429922
Isn't that a labour shoe in anyway?
>>74429977
Funnily enough he lives in handsworth which is capital of nigger violence and guns in brum, I don't know the exact number but I think it's about 10% white
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>>74430005
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>>74430100
no we can not
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>>74429952
>Jayden Jaymes
dunno her
>Lana Rhoades
>Kylie Quinn
both top tier
>Kitty Caprice
dunno her
>Priya Rai
not bad
>Natalia Starr
very nice
>Princess Yummy
dunno
>Dani Daniels
was great a while back
>Alexis Texas
never been a fan
>Uma Jolie
dunno her
>Haley Reed
nice
>Ava Adams
legend
>Nicole Aniston
ruined her face/tits
>Jynx Maze
loved her for years
>Veronica Rodriguez
muh dik
>Melanie Rios
she never did much
>Nancy A
not bad
>Kylie Page
great tits
>Jessica Jaymes
dunno her
>Lisa Ann
overrated
>Malena Morgan
shame she only does lesbian
>Kagney Lynn Karter
not a fan
>Chanel Preston
pretty gud
>>
>>74430043
read it somewhere once
don't have proof

maybe if you ever get an operation ask them to film you waking up
>>
DO NOT REPLY TO IT


I REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY TO IT
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lads
predicament
i have quite a defensive personality, don't like playing games with people (pretending to like or dislike them), don't like people imposing their will on me, don't like people making fun of me, so i respond to most of that with aggression
problem is i don't look like some massive muscular chad, i just look like a normal person, on the young side desu
this makes everyone say "mate stop pretending to be alpha" "stop putting on this personality", but i'm not putting it on
what do? i don't want to be a bitch so that nobody questions it
>>
>>74430108
*does a mouth sick*
>>
I want to know the exact dimensions of hell
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>>74430057
>list
I counted all of those of the top of my head

I can remember pornstars, but I can't remember the year the frenchies stormed the bastille
>>
>>74430105
Never been to 90% of Brum tbf live in cosy Solihull
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>>74430097
Muslims are more right wing than almost all of the 'far right' in this country
>>
been having a lot of fun with filtering today
just filtered 190kg too
the so-called custom experience
>>
>>74430021
*pinpricks your pecs*
>>74430057
i've got a big list in alphabetical order
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>>74429952
some of those are absolute shit tier

dani daniels tho <3
>>
>>74430108
decent album cover
>>
>>74430085
maybe
>>
literally don't care about dodging the racist label anymore

It's a non-argument
>>
>>74430134
>>74430166

please delete these posts and do NOT reply to it ever again
>>
>>74430105
ukip might take it desu
lib dem guy was good because he wants to build all sorts of infrastructure and that gives me an engineer boner
labour candidate was wank, no policies
>>
>>74429916
>aussies
>funny

m8
>>
>>look at us we are soo good and understanding
Said literally nobody.
>>
>>74430142
seems like you're just a cunt
>>
>>74430169
Nice one. Makes browsing a lot more pleasant.
>>
muslims are a cancer

genocide is the answer
>>
>>74429838
Africa's problems are due to neocolonialism and global capitalism.
>>
>>74430142
if you were able to back up your agression people wouldn't call you out on it like that

my advice is, stop being a runtoid
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>>74430192
don't think i'm a cunt at heart though
i care about other people, doing good to other people and doing unto others
feels like there's a disconnect between what i think and what i do
also everyone calls me posh but i'm just normal middle-class
>>
>>74429958
this was very funny thanks :)

>>74430194
Yeah, I'd advise everyone else to filter any trip
>>
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It's that time
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>>74430142
Lift until you're built like a brick shithouse (roid if necessary)
it will make your poosonality much more marketable
>>
>>74430142
Become a sociopath. Get revenge on them.
>>
Look at the fucking state of this post
What has /brit/ become

>>74430209
>>
>>74430195
got a pair of plums you can genocide off the face of the earth any time you want
>>
>>74430157
I live in Solihull too but the shit part that may aswell be part of Birmingham
>>74430186
labour candidates was wank here too, quite excited for the results tomorrow
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>>74430213
can back it up though, i've fought people before
i just don't look like i can

>>74430236
work in progress still a skinny runt though
>>
>>74430234
>those covers
bender
>>
>>74430234
are you in your girlfriends bed
>>
>>74430243
do they practice islam
>>
>>74430241
Why don't you explain to us what is wrong with his post?
>>
>>74430142
>people say alpha in real life
Creasing
>>
>>74430209
No other continent has spent so much time accomplishing so little of value. All of them have had their hard times, and all of the others built themselves into SOMETHING.

I don't buy that for a second.
>>
>>74430261
you're like 50% delts and traps lol
>>
>>74430261
would sleep you with my left hook
>>
>>74430234
why the fuck did you take all your baccy out you wasteman

>>74430209
good fucking post
>>
>>74430261
sort your posture out, Jesus
Do more deadlifts and upper back work
>>
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>>74430283
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>>74430253
What like Chelmsley Wood?
>>
>>74430275
africas problems are due to shitskins
he's blaming on on things that aren't shitskins
so he's wrong
>>
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>>74430274
y-yes
>>
All of Africa was literally a tribal shithole before colonialism
>>
DO


NOT


REPLY
>>
>>74430262
FOV
>>
rearranged the furniture
>>
>>74430261
*slaps your chest*
>>
>>74430261

Sorry hun but /brit/ is a fat general. You're not welcome here
>>
>>74430292
traps flexed

>>74430307
traps flexed

>>74430295
i'll evaporate your chin if you come within arms reach of me
>>
imagine losing the working class vote to a literal billionaire that descended down a golden escalator in his own hotel to announce his candidacy
>>
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how do we stop the pensioner menace sucking the taxpayer dry?
>>
>>74430336
Fuck off fat cunt, /brit/ is skelly endz
>>
Question time tonight, don't forget to tune in. Theresa.
>>
>>74430317
Prefer not to say
>>
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what if my role in life is to fill the roster for interviews to a job but never be chosen . literally just a background character in other peoples lives
>>
>>74430234
>smoking in your sister's bed
>>
How do all these gym runts on /fit/ not have girlfriends? I'm 5'10 130 lbs and I do.
>>
>>74430261
The hunch-back of Notre-Chan
>>
>used to shit once a day
>never really needed it
>forgot i had bowels
>now need to shit several times a day
>can't hold certain food
>very aware of my bowels
>drink two or more coffees and am shitting non stop
fuck getting old
>>
>>74430369
dont be part of the problem
kill yourself at 50 unless you're actually contributing to the world
you'll have to work until you're 80 to get your pension anyway
>>
>>74430360
The working class voted for Hillary though. It was white people that swung it for Chump.
>>
>>74430305
I just tipped some of it forward so I could pick at it to fill the joint while using the pouch as a surface, I didn't spill any, calm down fella
>>
>>74430369
>Being mean to old people
>>
>>74430369
kill the biddies
>>
it seems like there's a few people in /brit/ doing their first and second years of their Humanities degrees and they're obsessed with parroting their marxist professors
>>
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>>74430347
come within 10 metres of me lad I'll put you into Neptune's orbit
>>
>>74430347
flexing your traps won't make your posture look retarded. You have reasonably big upper traps but you look like you have a lot of internal rotation, more back work in general and slowing down direct upper trap work will balance you out more. My traps are hyoog and I never directly work them
>>
How do I beat procrastination, /brit/?
>>
>>74430415
white people are the working class
>>
>>74430285
>No other continent has spent so much time accomplishing so little of value. All of them have had their hard times, and all of the others built themselves into SOMETHING.
It's a result of uneven development and the capture of African labour and resources for centuries. When someone tries to break free, like Sankara or Gaddafi, they get stomped on by the West.
>>
>>74430388
then i will personally hire you to be /myguy/
>>
>>74430142
it's not your body. it's all in the eyes lad.

t. could intimidate people even when i was the skinniest fucking runt you've ever laid eyes on
>>
do we get a day off work when prince phillip dies
>>
>>74430446
just wait
>>
>>74430435
Fantastic post
>>
>>74430408
i'm mint at pulling girls until they see me in real life
not even joking
i pulled a bulgarian girl, we were talking before we both went to the same university, and ended up dating her for a few weeks when we met
pulled another bulgarian girl after we broke up, chatting shit on text
they lose interest after the see me/fuck me pretty quickly though
>>
>>74430446
You dont. You let it happen until it ruins your life.
>>
>>74430416
i actually don't know why i typed to you in that tone

i must've been badly triggered lol
>>
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doing a listen to sad music
>>
>>74430415
you need to work to be working class. therefore only white working class exists.
>>
>>74430408
at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to have a gf
>>
>>74430473
Thirsty af
>>
>>74430445
don't think i even work traps aside from deadlift, OHP and side lat raises
>>
>>74430347
>i'll evaporate your chin if you come within arms reach of me

yu don't even have proper training
you're just an angry runt who thinks he's hard
I would humiliate you without trying
>>
Never met a true 4chan autist till i went university. That's when i realised i was normie as fuck.
>>
>>74430451
>>74430489
>blacks, hispanics and asians can't be working class... because... reasons
>>
Honestly think nearly any other democrat candidate could've beaten trump
Hilary was just pathetic and had too much to be exposed for
Any 'safe' neutral candidate could've won imo
>>
filtered it. feel better already x
>>
Say it if it's worth saving me! Hurry, I'm falling...
>>
>>74430512
I've been doing muy tie for years lad
>>
you know those underage runts who posted on /brit/ in 2013 and 2014?

well, now they're 18 and in university. so it explains why there's a sudden influx in socialist posters.

same thing happened to lisicki when he went to uni
>>
>>74430439
smell you on the wind and i'll deck you through the space time continuum never to return

>>74430512
you too and all
>>
>>74430261
having a wank to your post
>>
>be a young fairly fit male with some experience in fighting
>could destroy 80% of the human population in hand to hand combat
Mad innit
>>
>>74430513
had some runt ask me if I was /pol/ack in uni and I had to feign confusion and do the whole "a polack? mate, you know fine rightly i'm not polish what are you on about?" shtick
>>
still using a shite phone from 2011
>>
>>74430513
oh yeah?
*filters you*
>>
>>74430541
Michael Bloomberg would have trashed both of them
>>
>>74430557
why are runts like you so convinced there's some grand conspiracy to turn students into socialists
>>
>>74430560
send £50 to my circlepay piggy
>>
>>74430556
good job lad, did your mummy do your tie before that?
>>
>>74430406
I'm an only child
>>
>>74430611
Don't talk about my mummy
>>
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gaining weight lads
>>
>>74430593
not a conspiracy, but that's what it's like in arts degrees

just look at any girl on an art or humanities course
>>
Gassed for Edinburgh in 2 weeks
>>
>>74430568
>tfw i could beat 99% of the human population in hand to hand combat just by virtue of having massive reach and being a big heavy cunt
>>
>>74430643
fuck off
>>
>>74430574
similar happened to me
If someone asks I don't mind admitting I post on /fit/, but some autist on my course found out and wouldn't stop talking to me about baneposting
I saw him in a queue for a club and he shouted LONDON at me for about 5 minutes
>>
>>74430369

>severe disablement allowance
>incapacity benefit
>personal independence payment
>disability living allowance
>attendant allowance
>carer's allowance


kill the disabled
>>
>>74430659
FOY
>>
>>74430655
i could beat 100% of the human population. even myself.
>>
>tfw i could beat 99% of the human population in hand to hand combat just by virtue of having a massive sword and being clad in full plate armour
>>
>tfw could heem 0% of the population just by virtue of being a runt
>>
>>74430593
My sister started uni this year doing some sociology or criminology or something like that degree and one of her lecturers outright said to the class "I'm going to have all of you realising Brexit was a mistake before the end of the year." after asking how they voted during the referendum and getting a 50/50 split.
>>
Hate spesial needs lads
>>
>>74430655
Haha yeah mate
*dodges your pudgy snail pace excuse for a hook*
*turns your jaw to glass before you can even regain the balance of your flabby frame*
>>
>>74430487
>beeep beep beep ahahahahah

>depressing
>>
How do i know I'm not talking to a bunch of davids and harrys

Who /foreign/ here?
>>
>>74430704
>>74430704
>>74430704
>>
Could turn every single one of you disgusting little specks inside out with a firm glare
>>
>>74430699
kek
>>
>>74430699
>50/50 split.
among young people? that's rare

but yeah i also had a similar thing. my english lecturer pretty much described brexit as an example of when democracy isn't a good thing
>>
>>74430670
I saw a guy posting on /brit/ in a pub smoking area once. We talked and I had a beer with him and his friends
>>
>>74430710
it's more the lyrics and meaning of the song, toobh
>>
>>74430708
*doesn't even react to your hit because it was like being kissed by a fart*
*looks ahead at my own eye level and sees only air because you're such a manlet*
where's that lad that was supposed to be fighting me?
>>
>>74430699
>and one of her lecturers outright said to the class
Must be at a runt uni. We had some socialist professors at on my course but none of them actually mentioned their personal politics in lectures, apart from one really weird classics professor who always went on about Enoch Powell for some reason and invited the Socialist society to talk before a lecture
But everyone thought he was a bit odd
>>
>>74430796
the lecturer i'm referring to is a woman. they cannot keep their opinions to themselves.
>>
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Hello Brit, just popped in to say J2 is the best haplogroup
>>
>>74429158
fuck off rasheed
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