Remove skooma
TES is to RPGs what Green Day is to rock.
Superior fuckin' game comin' through.
Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong.
Why is altmer women so beautiful yet altmer men look disgusting
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GAS THE ELVES
RACE WAR NOW!
>>74434719
tfw no argonian bf
>>74428348
Provinces that outlaw moon sugar, why are you such barbaric authoritarians?
>>74430525
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>be imperial
>get shot
>>74437641
>he wants lawless drug-addled anthropomorphised cats running around the pristine fantasy landscape
anon...I
>>74441035
The alternative is to have criminal gangs such as Thiefs' Guild handle the sales. War on Skooma has brought nothing but misery.
t. not a khajiit
When are Dunmer and Argonian thrown out of Skyrim? It belongs to the Nords.
>>74441179
>Nords
>Throwing anyone out of Skyrim, much less two of the strongest races in Tamriel
>>74441179
nords are cucks, they should be wiped out from everywhere, fuck talos
>be breton
>get cucked by BRC(Big Redguard Cock)
>>74428348
literally the best race in the game along with altmers
>>74441279
t. filthy Gray quarter inhabitant
>>74441402
t. illiterate nordcuck
Reminder that the Black Marsh has never been conquered.
Dunmer genocide best day of my life.
>>74441402
t. Northern Cyrodiil
>>74441451
>t. Breton manlet, that relies on hocus pocus to get by
>>74441485
t. Magicless barbarian that can't do shit other than HACK SMASH
>>74441525
>implying you need anything else
Bet you can't stomach even mead or take down a frostbite.
Man, I just want a qt bosmer girl to snuggle up with.
>>74441574
That's not what you will say when you get flurried by a bunch of fireballs
>drinking nordic swill that tastes like a piss
Yea nah, I prefer exquisite Cyrodillic brandy like a true patrician
>New guy comes int
>Finds some shit in Saarthal
>Impresses the entire college
I've been here for the past 3 years, and this new piece of shit comes along, and now we have this weird shit sitting in the middle of the hall of the elements.
I blame the fucking Thalmor for this.
>can breathe underwater
>imune to poisons/diseases
how can n*rdcucks even compete?
>>74441638
By Talos you're retarded. Even I know you use ice magic against martial opponent. I guess I could take you down with a dagger.
Daily reminder that skyrim belongs to falmer and elves in general. Humans are rapefugees in tamriel who slaughtered innocent elves while immigrating from shitholes like atmora and yokuda. Elves are better than their degenerate human brethern. Auri-El, not Talos. Ok. t. elf
>>74428348
Argonia's Golden Age is coming! Soon the swamps will encompass all of Tamriel! Don't forget that OUR empire is the only one to turn back the Oblivion invasion, and claim Oblivion soil as our own!
>>74442355
>being the NPC -race
My wife found out that I have a copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid and is fucking pissed
What do?
>>74442583
Is she Argonian?
Say it was a gift.
Are Bretons white?
Akavir > Tamriel
Debate me.
>>74443407
i can't because it's true, doubt we'll ever see a game set there, or get to fight Nerevarine who CHIMed there, playing as him again would be too overpowered
I am breton
Who /stronghold/ here?
>fucking chiefs wifes while he's out
>bandits wont bother you
>simple, honest work
how can citycucks even compete?
>>74442583
>tfw I will never cuck my wife with a bunch of mer and beastfolk girls and have her watch as get my spear polished by the Argonian maid she treated so badly
>I will never teach a qt Khajiit girl how to actually enjoy sex instead of being hurt by small barbed cat dicks
>I will never prove my worth to a strong Orcish blacksmith who fled her stronghold because she refused to be forced to marry the chief and take her as my bride
>I will never have skooma fueled orgies with Khajiit prostitutes
>I will never dominate the fuck out of a proud Altmer or Dunner girl and make her my little bitch
>I will never have romantic sex in the forest with a qt Bosmer girl and use wooden toys she made herself on her
>she will never bite me in the heat of the moment and then profusely apologize
Why even live?