women who ask for it edition
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493884352198.webm
Danz
>>74426674
/auts/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGUG844Edh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSkdxWsUE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCiI1SxOYuo
plymouth is actually an alright place
Can chewing gum give you a stronger jaw or are you pretty much fucked by genetics?
>>74426708
literally me except there is no such thing as walking too fast
if everyone walked as fast as me we could get a lot more shit done as a nation
>>74426686
update: as it turns out, i have indeed seen #2 (and now #3)
babestation
THIS IS IMPORTANT!
Post the best current or former slut from Corrie or Emmerdale
eyyy wha gown an ting mon, we be sum erb smoakin bruddas an ting, ay mon, won lov
*balds visibly*
>>74426740
its broscience but you'll probably see a tiny improvement over something ridiculous like one year, and it would only be noticeable to you
They always pick the most mongs and neo nazi of losers when showing "right wing" protests.
Just a part of the larger media attempts to smear anything right of centre that challenges their narrative as being little englander racists.
Quick show a cute girl bravely standing up to him! You don't want to be on his side do you? You like girls, right?
>>74426745
>>74426773
The fate of Britain depends on the fate of Birmingham
>>74426740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqlxAdmky10
you're watching adventure call. I am falconhoof, and I will be your guide on your quest
greetings line 1 what is your name traveler
>>74426792
>did not have an Agatha subfolder in my qt folder until 1 minute ago
state of me 2bh
>Exactly 500 years ago today — on the 1st May 1517, a mass riot took place protesting against foreign people living in London.
>>74426799
we're fucked then. brb drinking myself into an early grave.
Korean girls desu
>>74426728
that board is shit
old media currently in their death throes
no one even listens to me... no one... one day i wont be able to talk and then itll be better for everyone
>>74426852
and it's beautiful
>>74426805
hey falconhoof its me teehee! just want to say i'm a huge fan i've been trying to get on here for hours haha! so glad i'm here now!
>>74426773
>>74426794
>>74426794
Good choice
>>74426823
good lads
>>74426708
literally the alt-right walk
>old media currently in their death throes
would be good if /bant/ was a combination of /b/ /an/ and /t/
want a qt gf
>>74426864
okee.
you awake in a greggs
to your north is a girl behind the till
to the south is a man calling you racist
what would you like to do
>>74426901
hahaha certain letters make certain words
>>74426674
I'd get pretty pissed if she did that to me but that is too much, another good reason not to drink
someone remind me in 14 minutes to get my pizza out of the oven
>>74426919
go west
>arrive on /brit/
>its completely packed with leftist reddit uni students
/brit/ has finally died
God isn't real and the universe doesn't care what you want.
boards like /bant/, /b/ and /trash/ are proof that civilised societies need the power of a state and an authority figure
our designated Janny and the order he creates on /brit/ is proof that Hobbes was right- we need a Leviathan.
this is an unwritten civil contract between the Janny and we, the lads, who consent to be governed
>>74426919
Stick my bellend in a bean bake
>>74426708
>he hasn't mastered the Chad stride
>literally the alt-right walk
Britain is bad and so are you.
>>74426919
kill jester
>>74426939
you cannot go west traveler
>>74426947
you put your bellend into a boiling bean bake. your bellend is scalded. you are dead
>>74426919
I LIKE this gimmick
>>74426773
Tough choice lad
>>74426799
Their orchestra is directed by a Baltic qt. There is still hope
>>74426943
>leftist reddit uni students
nothing wrong with any of that
>>74426984
>you are dead
>>74426984
errm.... go west
>defending old media
>Britain is bad and so are you.
Thinking about those parents whose kids all that weird disease
>God isn't real and the universe doesn't care what you want.
>>74426943
not true
t. full-time NEET
*puffs smoke into your face*
>was going to make a gimmicky 'work in 6 hours post'
>realise i've actually got work in 6.5 hours
>mum>daughter
>>arrive on /brit/
>>its completely packed with leftist reddit uni students
>/brit/ has finally died
did an OC (anime nonces DON'T even look this post)
>>74427008
im gonna be honest I don't have enough falconhoof images to continue this gimmick but I will regroup and be back tomorrow
>>74427048
Should have chose the Neetlyf
>>74427086
looks like tim farron lmao
>>74427089
it's a sound sound 'mmick lad, hope to see a return x
>>74427088
only men are allowed to press the gas button
*approaches you*
>>74427088
god I want to fuck stacey so badly
like & subscribe <3 x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NoDJnMBM3o
HATE the medium rare burgers gimmick
burgers aren't steaks and i don't fancy biting into a slimy lukewarm middle
>>74427088
seeing posts like this makes me want to flood /brit/ with anime desu
>stacey
generic half irish chav
>>74427158
agreed
giz us a tune
>>74426708
Daily reminder that every shy, virgin boy deserves to be raped and get taken care of by the girl that loves him
Does the UK have nice nature?
@74427159
@74427174
*gasses you*
Has /bant/ killed /int/? Or will /bant/ die out
Got a bit peckish earlier lads x
>>74427158
hmm?
>>74427190
if men never go through puberty then they can't do cummies mate, your own fetish has cucked you
>>74427198
not as nice as yours but still good
gf just sent me this lads
>>74427198
lol no, we have maybe a few national parks where its ok, nothing amazing
>>74427198
no
>>74427188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tOAGY59uQ
>>74427198
depends
>>74427190
interesting proposition
>>74427198
comfy but no really stunning vistas like that
>>74427201
@ing me doesnt stop the acknowledgement, it just fuels my desire to wind you up with anime
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESy-Z8vqMrE
>>74427198
Scotland has all the best stuff
Drinking some Thatcher's Gold
>Elizabeth 1 ordered all non-whites expelled from the country as some rich merchants had brought a small number of black slaves over as servants.
>Anti-Somali riots broke out in the North East of England in the 1700’s as there were tensions over their religion and behaviour being allegedly incompatible.
What the fuck lol
>>74427238
I'd dip my bhaji into her mango chutney
anime nonces SEETHING
>>74427229
rape will find a way
>>74427279
this is not a proposition, but our destiny
number '93
anime nonces
OUT!!!!!!
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/860205643562704897
poor lass
Stop watching anime
>>74427231
I want to ride my bike in there!
>>74427301
The so-called highlands?
https://youtu.be/8NoDJnMBM3o?t=22m24s
haha, which one of you was this?
>>74427086
>oh did i tell ye... are billys in the alt-right
>ooooh that sounds interesting
>it's all very political, although half of it seems to be about a...
>go on
>...
>about what?
>well apparently they worship a cartoon frog called kek who got trump elected, and grants something called dubs and trips
>oh right
>hmm
>>74426452
I love how the BBC never fail to mention "far-right", or "fascist" when describing certain people, but never refer to their opponents as "commies" or "far-left"
>>74427368
fuck off with this shit
>le commie slags xDDDD
>>74427327
me on the left
>>74427377
Thanks for reminding me I have anime to watch
>>74427312
>rich merchants
kek, pottery
+74427403
FOY
>>74427391
fancy a warm glass of girl weewee right about now
>>74427398
if they didnt describe le pen as far right every time how are we supposed to know which one is the bad guy?
love pints and slags
>doesn't even know how to use the FOY gimmick correctly
Hate foreners. Love pints.
>>74427386
gonna be honest have never understood the stacey dooley hates anime meme
>>74427368
hahahaha
>>74427398
>you're watching the far-left bbc
>give us money or we'll send the boys round
want this yank (((74427472))) to fuck off
>>74427451
how can she be the bad guy when she wants to dismantle the EU?
>>74427498
Slags fear the samurai
>>74427312
Nothing ever changes, so why bother voting
what percentage of brits do you think have visited spain at least once
>>74426934
Mate it's time to get your pizza out.
>>74427514
um the EU is great and only stupid racists oppose it x
>>74427391
drunk girls never wipe
>>74427458
3 > 1 > 7 > 5 > 2 > 6 > 4
>>74427498
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04t0h2b
>>74427381
me
been doing it since flat spracklen house but I stopped because I felt bad and /brit/ told me to
ahh yes more pics of the oneitis and her bf on facebook
might do a cry
not going to happen, newcunt
>>74427549
1-3%
Costa Del Sol is British
>>74427190
lewd
>>74427549
a million percent
doing a cheeky early sleep
breakfast with the work gang tomorrow
>>74427506
They've had fuck all from me in 5 years.
They keep sending me threatening letters too, lel
>>74427555
that's not what the referendum said sweetie x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2aZQK5AtZg
Me falling over
>>74426728
>>74426840
>ID's on a random board
Yeah no thanks
>>74427569
what did you say to him?
>Stacey discovers a culture where sexual images of young girls are widespread and used for commercial gain. Her first stop is a legal Tokyo ‘JK’ café in which high-school aged girls are paid to provide company to older men – who tell her that it is perfectly normal to talk about sex and hold hands with girls as young as 15 dressed in school uniform.
>Stacey uncovers an even more disturbing legal grey area exists in Japan called ‘Chako Ero’ where children as young as six are filmed or photographed in erotic clothing.
fucking japs
>>74427594
realistically what could they do if you don't pay your tv license?
what laws are there in place
>>74427398
Because there opponents aren't commies or far-leftists?
>>74427605
I voted leave I just like sweetieposting xx
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_of_Outstanding_Natural_Beauty
>not a single area in derbs
bloody outrage it is
>>74427629
They also make cartoons for paedos
>>74427391
what flavour is girl wee?
really need to get splashed by fanny fountains
>>74427629
yeah, fucking nips should do it behind closed doors like the ethical brits
got my tv license revoked
gotta retake the test now
>>74427629
yanks should have nuked noncepan 1000x as hard desu
>>74427636
the tv licensing crew are a total paper tiger
t. havent paid in 5 years
>>74427620
some cunt called marcus hausen sent him a facebook message saying "Don't mess with me sunshine" at the same time as somebody sent him a pic of kev
so i made a youtube channel with the name and picture and kept doing it every week or so
made him very distressed
>>74427667
>tfw i was raised in an AONB
>>74427381
why does he constantly feel the need to prove to viewers about where he lives and the date/time?
>>74427678
like men's pee with a slight tinge of rose
>>74427685
Had myself a little laugh at the contents of your post
>>74427667
>TFW lived in AONB in North Wales
>TFW it isn't on this map
>TFW the sign saying it was an AONB was clearly a lie
NOT happy about this
>>74427703
screaming
>>74427716
spoiler mate: he's severely mentally ill
>>74427716
what am i a psychiatrist?
>>74427636
Depends. They need a warrant to enter your premises to check your setup, but they need to convince the courts that have reason to believe your breaking the law to be issued said warrant.
Of course, if you're stupid enough to let them into your property then...
>>74427643
But they are though. The BBC doesn't go out of their way to label these people.
>nobody stops the retard for kicking a woman on the ground several times
what the fuck was with that webm
>>74427629
>tfw looking for gravure on /t/ and some nonce posts some of that
>>74427710
whereabouts yout
>>74427763
then what?
alri lads
off to pluck my eyebrows and bleach my asshole
be back in a bit
>>74427703
>>74427739
Why? It's fucking tedious tryhard shit from a loser cunt without an original thought in his head
>>74427787
doxxable info
>>74427381
>watching the horror channel
top lad
>>74427813
Does he have extra flags?
Got a gf who I love a lot but I kind of miss flirting and mucking around with random girlies
Funny feel
>>74427398
They literally did though for Melenchon
>>74427789
they can legally rape you in the arsehole, and they do
>>74427763
>Macron is a communist
>Jean Claude Juncker is a communist
>Hillary Clinton is a communist
>>74427789
>then what?
???
>>74427776
fuck off stacey
>>74427836
FONT
>>74427813
it's a classic bit of british humour
>>74427386
the punchline there should've been
>>well apparently they worship a cartoon frog called kek who got trump elected, and grants something called dubs and trips
>>oh right
>>no, alt-right
lot of wrong uns on here tonight
Anyone notice how some men have a certain 'musky' odour about them?
I've noticed this a lot with good looking men who I would imagine are high in testosterone but I don't know if this is anything to do with it. I can't really explain it, its not like an offensive BO smell but rather an attractive musk that only the manliest of men have and have never once noticed it on a woman.
>anime about 16-18 year old girls engaging in tank battle to deepen their friendship is child porn
>meanwhile working at a company that produces shows about 16-18 year olds shagging and doing drugs
Will never understand Stacey Dooleys reasoning desu
pretty nice photo
>>74427636
>*knock knock*
>*opens door*
>hi i'm from the tv licensing enforcement squad, my tv detector system says there's an unlicensed telly in this house
>jog on i don't have a telly, radio, or other piece of equipment that might be used to recieve bbc transmissions
>can i just come in and check?
>no
>can i ask why not?
>yes
>why not?
>because me and the lads are gang banging your mum in here
>sir there's no need for
>jog on
>i'll be back with
>*closes door*
>>74427875
That's 20 years out of date.
It's shit Lee Evans would say
>>74427870
>stacey
FOY
nonces are just misunderstood
>>74427884
it's called pheromones and you're a fag for noticing
>>74427847
>donald trump is a facist
>theresa may is a facist
what do you think time smells like?
74427890<<
sod off animefreak
>>74427905
KINO
>>about 16-18 year old girls engaging in tank battle to deepen their friendship
Why are van drivers so bad at driving
>>74427951
Doesn't work anymore
>>74427969
because fuck you thats why
>>74427941
me doing a think
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=123495615
>>74427941
Correct.
what do you think girls smell like?
pooed the bed last night and i still haven't cleaned it up lol
lads do you trim your pubes on your balls as well as the pubic area?
is it looked down on to date a 18 year old if you're 23
>>74427944
what is time
watching the bear show
teddy's got the swiper
if it werent for tinder i would go ahead and permanently delete my facebook
>>74427884
i notice a lot of men smell like poo if that's what you mean
>>74428032
I shave it all
>>74427916
AKA shit that will last a lifetime instead of:
*nigger doctor who enters*
*sees a white person*
*shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet wees gotta travel back in time and kieeyull dese crackus*
*audience laughs because whitey is evil*
absolute specimen you are
preggo gf :/
>>74428033
No
>>74428037
Great post
>>74428032
i do
>>74427968
better not be talking shit m8
swiper swipe swipey
>>74428033
fingered a 15 year old when i was 20 desu and she gave me her knickers after
>>74427969
working class, low IQ, slightly higher than chavs
prone to aggression
>>74427569
*sorts you out*
>>74427944
poo
>>74428074
>>74428075
thanks gonna go for it then
>>74428065
That's shit too, you fucking petrol-sniffing ape
Today I have achieved nothing, might as well not have gotten up.
see the anime give it banime
>>74426674
Is that real?
>>74428032
yes
19yo at work had an argument with her 25yo bf
>there are people who live in cities who are virgins
what the actual fuck
should be the easiest place of all to get laid
How often do you come here? Be honest
>>74428105
you would wank to it though, you mong, just because you hate yourself that thoroughly
>>74428107
>gotten
FOY
>>74428089
>>prison
>>74428139
Every day
>>74428019
soon after a wee - wee
long after a wee - fish
>>74428107
runtish room and bed-frame, you should work on improving your earnings/career mate.
might pop a 'lium
>>74428089
nonce
>>74428033
nonce
>>74428107
night
>>74428141
I hate you and the shit-tier /b/ humour you plague /brit/ with.
Get with the times, you fucking dull cunt.
>>74428139
spend a good 7-12 hours of my day on 4chan
>>74428134
leave me alone
the chinese powerhouse
Is there a way to be a 3 day unlimited travel oyster card for visiting London? Or do you have to do pay as you go?
Think it will add up a lot if I'm on the tube a lot for 3 days
Fucked it lads
Messed up my beard shaving so had to take it all off
Look like a little girl now
People at work are gonna take the piss. Full beard was the only good thing about my face
>>74428159
just realised this might have been an instruction from gaz
creasing if so
>>74428134
it's all about momentum, if you're relatively normal looking and have normal looking friends then you can get laid, or if you dress weird but have friends who are fairly attractive and go to clubs that are catered for people like that you can too, its when you get stuck in a cycle not going out or hanging out with other losers that girls won't even look at you
tims flat is tiny
>>74428159
screaming
>>74428134
not if you don't go out and don't drink like me
Might pop a 'zolam
>>74428185
oh yes sorry shall surely be getting with the times now
"oooh i can't cop a shag because i'm awkward"
AHAHAHHA
"ooohhh i hate myself"
AHAHHAA
absolute knockout stuff mate
>>74428212
There's some sort of upper limit on tube travel or something like that. It was vaguely explained to me when I was last in London, but I don't like the place very much so I didn't pay too much attention
>>74428209
aesthetic as fuck
state capitalism might be the future
*stands in front of you*
>>74428222
no wait, i misunderstood
still funny
>>74426708
>lost virginity
>still walk like this
>>74428258
I love this girl
>>74428234
NEED to know the full story here. why the fuck didn't they just confront him when he was taking a sausage from gary's plate and eating it? did he run off with it?
>>74428234
curious, what is going on here?
>>74428139
at least 8 hours per day
>state capitalism might be the future
>>74427941
>no one chooses to be a refugee
You can choose to fight. That is literally an option on the table at all times.
>refugee
You're not a refugee if you're moving through europe. Simple as. You've got out of the fighting and literally found refuge, but instead of waiting to return home, you're looking around for a better life. Nowt wrong with that but don't call yourself a refugee and...
>stand up to racism
Ah yes, I'm a racist now.
voted ukip first tory second desu
hope knock it down norma gets the fucking boot desu
>>74428212
you can get a 'travelcard' which is something like that but I've never used one so you can read it up yourself
https://tfl.gov.uk/fares-and-payments/ways-to-pay/travelcards
if you do just pay as you go on an oyster then use this
https://tfl.gov.uk/fares-and-payments/fares/single-fare-finder
off peak is cheaper of course
>>74428234
Really not that funny. Even the first time, let alone the thousandth
Love Carl Marx.
>>74428209
God help us when the Chinese hordes start leaving their polluted, depleted wasteland of a country.
tim is honestly a great lad
>>74428209
>you won't ever drive one of those in the great chinese train race
>you won't ever win that race and then the girl of your dreams
>you won't ever retire and tell your grandchildren the story of it
why live
>>74428259
just had a cheeky 0.5mg alpra' myself x
>>74428032
>trimming pubes
alri bum boy
>>74428292
>>74428294
>yanks
>>74428297
seems to be working for china, sorry reddit
>>74428212
If you don't have a travelcard, then each day it automatically stops charging you once you've paid the equivalent of a 1-day travelcard (8 quid maybe). So you'll never lose out too much.
You could buy a week's travelcard, but it will probably be cheaper to do without for only a few days
>>74428272
Aussie """""banter""""""
>>74428218
good
beards are for redditors
>>74428139
4-5 times a day.
>tfw become a 29 year old virgin this weekend
why am i alive fucking hell
>>74428032
shave it all
using the tube is stupidly expensive
>>74428139
at least 4 hours a day
>>74428342
China is only doing well because of the neoliberal aspects it embraced. It's state capitalism is holding it back
>>74428372
1 more year till Wizardry Anon!
>>74428372
tbqh beyond 26 I'd probably actively avoid sex in favour of wizard powers upon reaching 30. Hang in there lad.
Hope pizza lad got his pizza out in time.
same shit every day
>>74428273
>>74428308
>>74428344
Thanks lads, sounds like a sensible system
>>74428372
I'll be there in a couple of years
>>74428372
29 years old and never been on a date here
>>74428357
i think you got confused lad, i was talking about british comedy, not /brit/ gimmicks
>>74428389
neoliberal economics+strong authoritarian government is yielding the best results for growth in the 21st century
>>74428319
they're mindless drones who can only function when under the control of a firm hand
without that they would be just like any other third world nation
>>74428389
so you think china has implemented more neoliberal policies since mao? kek. could you give a couple examples of some of these neoliberal policies?
>>74427368
what did she get PTSD from?
post your dogs
you DO have a dog, right?
>>74428440
You're fucking mind-numbingly boring. Never understood the appeal of you Aussies. Worse than Leafs
WOAH ....
Liverpool deserved Hillsborough for Heysel
>>74428330
>0.5mg
this thread is moving way too fucking fast
>>74428469
keynesianism
>>74428499
me and my group of mates haha
>>74428484
someone said communism was gay on the internet
>>74428484
Someone said she had a shit haircut
>>74428469
free trade, privatisation, liberalisation of fdi
>lost virginity a 16
>not too sexually active but average about five new girls a year
>getting pretty close to 50 now
swear most chads must get to 100 before they finish uni
>>74428491
>>74428469
edit: if you meant liberal as in classic liberalism, yes
>>74428491
>>74428497
t. paki that cannot comprehend the brilliant tradition of british humour that must be upheld
the yank syria/iraq convoys are very iconic
>>74428330
I took 3mg on a 14hr flight tp Chile recently, it was great
http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=120786.0
http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=120786.0
http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=120786.0
different countries work best under different systems
there is no one size fits all answer to governance
>>74428539
yeah lad, when we discuss economics, the use of the word liberal never means Democrat liberal, more like Reagan/Thatcher liberal
>>74426708
where did you find this picture of me?
>>74428562
reeeeeeeeeeeeee pakis.
Fucking desperate stuff from the boring unwanted shitposting dullard.
>>74428457
that may be true, but their prosperity will still allow them to come to London and be obnoxious in large groups.
>>74428491
this post is funny because the dog's expression makes it seem like HE'S the one asking your question aggressively haha
>>74428586
the UK needs a different system right now
and tbqh, Brexit is probably the right kind of radical shakeup we need for our economic system to completely change
>74428539
Imagine leaving your country because its shit and then trying to implement the things that made it shit in your new country
>he lives in london
>>74428586
yeah there is.
communism
>>74428683
>americans
>>74427575
bit low
>>74428683
what are you referring to
islam?
>>74428683
communism?
>>74428683
irish people
first they came for the footballers, and I said nothing for I am not a footballer
then they came for the bankers, and I said nothing for I am not a banker
then they came for me, and there was nobody left to speak for me
>>74428708
but communism failed miserably everywhere it was tried
history proves it to be untenable
You take this posting business a bit to seriously if you ask me
>>74428033
Was unironically shagging a 17 year old lass from Scotland l when I was 23. Her mum and stepdad really liked me as well haha.
>>74428763
ugly
> You're FUCKING mind-numbingly BORING. NEVER understood the appeal of you Aussies. Worse than Leafs
t'gf
>>74428578
I wonder if Bob Mortimer posts on there.
Favourite brewery?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12895787
http://www.strawpoll.me/12895787
http://www.strawpoll.me/12895787
ran out out space hehe