>great Britain
>really isn't that great
>>74423310
>United States
>really isn't that United
>make america great again
>actually make even worse
>>74423343
he was asking for that one
>>74423345
>butthurt leftist
>>74423343
It never was supposed to be that way
>>74423343
>Canada
>Canada
>The United Queendom of Okay Britian
>The Divided States of Part of North America
>Canada
>>74423388
>Mark isn't the most common name in Denmark
>>74423514
>the shartnited judeo-hispanic-negro republic of the 50%
Except they are
>language is called English
>they invented Cricket and Soccer
>dank military traditions
>own a bunch of countries
>Gurkhas and shit
>>74423746
>Italian praising the eternal pirate
>>74423746
>Calling it s****r
Hopefully Italian peninsula breaks off from Europe.
>>74423791
Man, until it's bantz, I bant along. When shit gets serious, you have to recognise that the Brits are the master race
>United Kingdom
>Scotland wants to leave
>>74423664
Ayoooo
>>74423310
>United Kingdom
>no king and only queen
>>74426403
Are you the Italian that wants a British boyfriend?
>>74423746
absolutely lovely post. I love italy and italians x
>>74423345
>Czech republic
>no dubs
>United States of America
>just one country in north America
>france
>really isn't french
>>74429025
Good 1
>>74429251
>city of romance
>isn't really romantic
inb4 some butthurt hisnigger cries about it being romanic
>>74423310
>Can-ada
>Can't do anything worth a damn
>>74429137
>what is Guam
>>74423746
Get the fuck outta here traitor scum
>>74423585
>most Danes aren't even called Dan
>>74423746
>Soccer
>Owner countries
The only reason that is called "great britain " its just culture, in past they were a bunch of pirates and thieves and it help their country a lot
>>74431545
>most Poles don't even own a toilet
>>74423746
What a dumb fucking post
>Iceland
>It's not that icy
>philippines
>Philip's penis
>>74434128
It's like being a chef, they don't want to come home to go back into another kitchen just like Poles don't come home to want to clean another toilet.
>>74431545
>>74434128
POO IN FOREST
>>74423746
Britain is actually great but literally for none of those reasons. how can you be this much of a fuck-up?
>Sandwich Islands
>no delicatessen
>Easter Island
>known for pagan statues
>Ascension Island
>can't even go 900m up
>Diego Garcia
>never owned by Spanish speaking country
>republic of china
>not china
>>74434613
>chinese saying taiwan isn't china
doubt
Prince Charles just had a mild stroke.
>The "United" "Kingdom" of "Great" Britain
>isnt united
>isnt a kingdom
>isnt great
>>74423746
Surely didn't meant what he meant
>japan
>……………
>>74437904
>Nippon
>Girls have no nips
>Mexican
>he actually cant
its called Great Britain because it is bigger than the other Britain (Brittany)
:3
>>74423746
>italy
>>74440258
>tfw no sexy-yandere-psychopath-stalker-gf
>>74428376
>>74439883
rude
>canada
>can actually not "ada"
>>74423510
>Canada
>not actually just a bunch of Native American tents
>>74434613
>peoples republic of china
>isn't even real china & murders its ppl
>>74440321
Ours are tent indians, you have igloo eskimos.
>pooland
>poo nowhere to be found because of 24/7 working plumbing
>>74423310
>poo-nited shits of assmerica
UK is a prime example of the villain wins at the end of the story of history. Same can be said for the US.
History is written by the winners.
>>74434387
>Iceland
>It's green
>Greenland
>It's icy
>>74423746
Cheers Italy mate, always rated you x