>his country's capital city isn't on the coast

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>>74415948

>his country's capital isn't the largest city in the country

>>74415948
>>74416015
You are such bullies

>>74415948
do you even know your country? brasilia is in the middle of brazil

>>74416066

Having a capital that was only created because two cities were bullying each other over who would become capital is the worst though.

Looking at you, USA, Canada, Aus, NZ.

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>>74415948
I don't mind being landlocked

>>74415948
n-no no NO this can't be happening!!

>>74415948

>His country's capital wasn't constructed between the two largest cities to avoid displaying favouritism towards either one
>His country's capital isn't barely known outside of the country
>His country's capital isn't boring but people move there anyways because "the economy is good lol"

(Also, I'm pretty sure most of these points apply to both Canada and Australia.)

>>74416554
and Brazil

>>74415948
Fucking entente reeeeeeeeeee

>his capital isn't literally named buy a harbour

>>74415948
Isn't the capital Brasilia

>>74415948
>His country's capital isn't in the centre of the country
What were you thinking?

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>>74416770
>Austrians swim in that

>>74416900
It is

>>74416990

nothing bad about strengthening your immune system

>>74415948
Monkey doesn't even know that Brasilia is his capital

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>canberra is the only proper Australian city to not be on the coast

>>74416554
we made our capital to get the South to stop their whining

it didn't work so we had to put them down

>>74415948
His "country" has a capital that isn't the largest city in Europe

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>>74417670
>His "country" is Russia

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>his capital doesnt border two countries

non countries

>>74415948
>his is
Enjoy your pirate raids, fag

>>74419047
>he borders countries

>Coastal capital

Wow, now THAT'S how you know your country is 3rd world tier...

>>74415948
How are you liking 1959? Things are going to get pretty loud in about half a decade, just fyi

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>>74415948
that's actually pretty good
>tfw my city will survive WW3

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>>74415948
>His country's capital city isn't located like a watchful eye over the rest of the land

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>>74423083
Looks more like a nose to me

>>74416254
What? The reason DC was picked was because the founding fathers, wanted it to be in the middle of the country, and part of three states, to represent the three branches of government as well as the fact that the people controlled the federal government.

>>74423449

kek

>>74423449
Saved

>exposing your capitol to enemy navies

should've put it in Denver or something for extra defense points

>capital is on the coast
>it's always fucking full of shitty tourists
>m-m-muh sea

no, thanks

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>>74415948
> His capital isn't located in a valley with only 2 land entrances, perfect for defense

>>74425928

>His capital is located in a valley surrounded by mountains in which the smog gets stuck.

>>74426155
This
We have a rather big city surrounded by mountains here (Grenoble) and the air is shit, so I can't imagine with a city as big as Santiago

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>>74426155
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