/brit/

doing a poo

business idea: fucking kill myself lol

>>>/bant/1541
we're all in here

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why don't you have a gf anon?

kss kss kss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

nicotine inhibits the production of aromatase, which is the last enzyme needed for the production of estrogen

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>>74412692
love u

>can't post porn on /bant/
hmm, then what's the point?

odd image

I see trees of green
Red roses too

quality
yodeling at thailad

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Wtf, I thought the point of /bant/ was a refuge from the Jan man

where the fuck do we post decide already

>/bant/
>literally a haven for the most reddity aspects of /pol/
>ids on threads
hmm? no, think i shan't

>>74412863
here in my thread

>>74412863
/bant/ is for /pol/ (read: /r/the_donald) posters
we stay here

>>74412762
variations on a theme

>>74411085

is this the place that spawned elliot roger?

>>74412804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps

>>74412911
That was bodybuilding.com

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>IDs

errrrrrrrrrggggghhhhh just had a look at that bant brit thread and its full of....u know....mongs
people who use punctuation and moist "your country is shit" jokes all the time

>>74412911
didn't he visit /r9k/ as well?

they should take flags back off /pol/ now and bring back the random ones

>>74412911
that's r/hapas lad

>>74412781
Really depends. I enjoy original music, I guess. I've been listening to a lot of lo-fi hip-hop lately.
>>74412756
Why don't you link me to some of these "so-called" Gorillaz fans? I'm something of a Gorillaz expert and I would gladly put them in their place.

>the fucking state of /bant/
its times like this i realise the yanks who post here could be much worse

>>74413013
>I enjoy original music
So why the fuck are you enjoying the new Gorillaz album then?

just voted conservative lads

redpill me on the new /bant/ board

ahh yes, didn't take long for the americans on /pol/ to ruin /bant/

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shant be using /bant/

>>74413029
you have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch tim off guard

>>74413064
>/bant/ could've possibly been ruined at all
lmao

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>parents could have chosen any name for me
>choose a name with 2 pronunciations
'sake

>/bant/
>no good banter
REALLY gets the neurons churning

>>74413029
didnt take tim long to find a new mortal enemy

>>74413054
How is it unoriginal? Also, there's nothing wrong with a Demon Days part 2, because that album was excellent

>>74413061
literally, literally, LITERALLY r/4chan
every post makes my toes curl

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Tea

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>>74412897
>>>/bant/2938
shall be judging from afar
we'll see how it turns out
>>74413013
looks like you misquoted
>>74413054
it's very original despite being a pop album. It blends ragamuffin, hip hop, House, disco, RnB, has some other reggae/Jamaican elements, spoken word, rock, and their signature gorillaz synth pop

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>click /his/ instead of /int/
FUCK /bant/ to be honest

>>74413080
>leaf free
hmm, think i know where i shall be headed then

>>74413115
>every post makes my toes curl
nice
what are you wearing

>bant is a red board

not for me, clive

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just been to vote

voted plaid and labour

>>74413024
you sound angry calm down Noel

>>74413111
>how is it unoriginal?
>immediately concedes its unoriginality to an argument that wasn't even made
l fucking mao

>>74413132
>it's very original
top 40 pleb

don't go on /bant/
absolute shitshow

>>74412969
You're Fush an Chups and more Brit than those mongs. Never worry. this is your general..

>>74413156
gay hoodie and skinny jeans wbu

bbc posting rekt shit?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39798988

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>>74413099
>parents could have chosen any name for me
>chose a name popular enough that i have to think twice before responding to it in public
>can also be used for girls

>>74413189
Humanz is a great album, deal with it

Reckon /brit/ should get its own board with every non-/brit/ thread being jannied

>>74413184
Why the fuck would Noel Gallagher be upset? He's on the fucking album you utter SPASTIC

>>74413196
highly suspicious of this post

>>>/bant/3391
ah yes
banter

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just noticed /bant/
WAT DO

so what's the deal with /bant/?

why not allow us to select our own flags

>>74413202
abercrombie jumper and spiderman pyjama bottoms
hey would you like to pull on my ballbag like you're trying to start a lawnmower?

>>74413215
>that utter concession of defeat
You can fuck off back to r/gorillaz now.

>/bant/ is /int/ + /b/
That's literally just /pol/

It's been a good few years here lads but think I'll be making the move over to /brit/bant now xx

>>74413189
>it's popular so it's baaaaad
>likes oasis and Pixies: the ripoff
screeching
>>74413225
sorry I confused you with your brother Liam, you're both the same wankers to me
calm your arse sweetie it's ok to be a pleb xx

>check /bant/
>/pol/tards everywhere
absolute runts the lot of them

>>74413243
don't be. I loved NZ, in awe of the place in fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maTP315XZCQ

>>74413284
Nah, you aren't a Gorillaz fan, we've already established this.

fuck me bant is autistic

>>74413266
why dont i skip formalities and run an actual lawnmower over your nads

>>74413306
well, tis alright like

>>74413258
georgie lyall was great
wish she'd make a comeback

>>74413300
If it's okay to be a pleb, why are you so adamanantly defensive when called one? Given that you're evidently the biggest pleb in the thread.

For the record, I fucking loathe Oasis. They're a literal meme.

>>74413309
And you aren't British. So fuck off back where you came from.

i miss old /bant/ :(

>make a red board
>can't post porn
the state of hiroshima

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>/bant/ what a shitshow
honestly /b/ is bad but somehow not nearly as bad as its clones, its just full of porn and things get buried too quick

meanwhile /r9k/ is just mind-cancer
/s4s/ I don't even understand, just forced memes
and /bant/ is the worst of /pol/ and /int/ shitposting let loose.

>>74413355
alri princess dont get your ballgown skirts atwist dont choke on your hairbrush dont shit too much glitter

*filters Ireland*
*filters the nonce flag*

Ah, peace and quiet. How the fuck are Irish psoters in particular so dreadful? They weren't always this bad. Is it a weird autismal reaction to Brexit?

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what we need is a /bint/

>>74413355
>this utter concession of defeat

Wow mate I think you should probably never mention the Gorillaz again

can someone post pics of turtlemong? Need them

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>>74413284
>defeat
>as if you ever had an argument other than sperging out over other people liking it
cackling
>>74413355
>so adamanantly defensive when called one?
lmao you're the only one defensive and angry here
over the most subjective topic ever lmao

>>74413415
>parroting my posts back at me
I am so embarrassed for you.

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>>74413368
>south china sea

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>>74413429
this is my favourite

>>74413407
hear hear
*toasts you with a lovely pint*

>>74413393
wotsa psoter eh

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>>74413407
this 2bh

>>74413452
shall be using it for a face rate thread on /fa/

>>74413434
>n-no u!
even your country arguments are pleb as fuck

pleb

just got called nonce by a spastic brit
>>74413393
>he needs a safespace
aullando

>>74413407
get a load of the milkers on her

>>74413466
would suckle those udders like a starving calf

>>74413368
>elite investor tv
ahh, finally a channel for me...
*tunes in while checking my stock indexes*

>>74413355
>For the record, I fucking loathe Oasis
this is a gauge of character.
fair play.

>>>/bant/4240
all things considered this might make a nice gimmick (gumbyposting)

Mum, dad, I want you to meet my gf.
*wheels in laptop*
*loads up discord*
It's a long-distance relationship. Going on 2 months strong now!
Heh, ignore those past messages, we got a little raunchy last night as you can probably guess.

>>74413437
Anthony Fantano gave it a low 5 so you said that Humanz was shite. You're a pleb

>most popular boy name in England is now mohammad
explain yourselves

is the nonce under the impression that nobody knows he's a nonce or something?

>>74413258
don't watch porn anymore but this is my favourite fake taxi

>>74413543
pakis aren't very creative

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>>74413478
what are you talking about my man
first time I've stricken a brit's nerve here and it's over fucking music

>>74413530
creasing

Hello?

>>74413530
figuratively me haha

>>74413552
think so

when someone asked why he moved he made up some utter bullshit answer about liking the "culture"

Wtf is /bant/
Is that a replacement for here
Is this the end of brit

>>74413541
>he watches fandago at all
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

>>74413543
simply not true

it's oliver

>>74413589
no it's a containment board for the most reddit posters of /pol/
have no clue why people are moving there

>>74413581
bit weird of him. do you think he's playing dumb or genuinely believes we don't all know that's he's just a nonce?

>make a board for bants
>leave up the generals etc. on /int/
literally what is this point

>>74413589
full of /pol/ mongos
wobt be any banter on that board. they've all got a stick up their arses and cant take a joke

>>74413552
>>74413581
u realise ur not talking to thailad
its some random newboy

what are some upper class names

>>74413589
Those utter runts from /pol/ have already shit it up, so there's no point.
Check on it in a few weeks.
The lot of 'em need a proper nutcracking I say.

>>74413628
not sure 2bh

reckon he's having trouble accepting it himself

>>74413623
Most of /pol/ are Reddit crossposters

>>74413639
Get lost poindexter

>>74413592
you can know every single rating fantanus makes by going on /mu/ one time
>>74413541
what else do you listen to?

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/bant/ is just /s4s/ 2.0

>>74413639
Yes. And he's a known nonce, you fucking monkey.

>>74413661
Tarquin
Tabatha

>>74413616
oh sweaty...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4469826/Muhammed-Amelia-popular-baby-names-London.html

>>74413677
Skrillex

>>74413670
yeah nowadays, but /bant/ is meant to filter them off
>>74413685
fuck off /s4s/ is good

>>74413589
if you enjoy /bant/ you're not welcome here

/bant/ is strictly lower-middle class
grade C2 at best

/int/ caters to the ABC1 crowd with a taste for the finer things

>going to /mu/ ever
What's with these plebs outing themselves as plebs so much?

right boys, heading off a shite and fag

>>74413693
is he tho
i dont think ive ever seen his redditflag before
its not thailad, second thailad or the algerian

>>74413712
dropped
alri what else

>>74413711
>in London
>Irish reading comprehension

What is up guys, 4chan here, coming at you today with another useless board - today we're gonna be loading up some of the BIGGEST cancer on the site but FIRST I'm gonna need y'all to post on this board - can we reach TWENTY, no, FIFTY THOUSAND contentless posts in the first day?

>>74413749
Action Bronson

https://twitter.com/the__tribez/status/585902112158175232

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq9x-ff0fXs

>>74413713
>fuck off /s4s/ is good
reddit

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah hhahahahahahaAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAA just realised thats not a thai flag

dont i feel like an idiot
ha ha ha
ashley got home 20 minutes ago shes upstairs talking on the phone
dont i feel like an idiot
ha ha ha

>>74413724
>so close minded he can't even ocassionally visit a board to see if it's improved
no wonder you couldn't enjoy Humanz :^)

just sat and chatted to a very pretty girl for over an hour. even made her laugh a few times. pretty good for an awkward sperg like me.

>>74413753
still though london is 10 mill people
nowhere here has a dirty foreigners name as the most popular

>going to shit boards is just being "open minded"
imagine being this pleb lads

>>74413803
8 million

>>74413779
Who's Ashley

oi oi brit its your friendly neighbourhood hippo and good heavens is it hungry
tonight its thinking crumpets and 'nut 'ter, praps 'berry 'am, praps both, praps neither
thorts?

>>74413827
my gf

>>74413803
Dublin's well on its way though, isn't it Mboko?

>>74413827
the gf

doing my best

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>weigh myself
>87.3kg
>do a poo and then weigh myself again
>89.2kg

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London has more people than all of Scotland

>>74413865
get better scales ya fat cunt

>>74413855
Not even close to what we've done to ourselves.

think i need a poo. may wait 5 minutes to see if the feeling subsides.

edit: as i was writing this the poo feeling increased. brb lads x

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>>74412795
>"Yeah, anon. What's your lady situation. You're a charismatic guy..."

>>74413839
>>74413856
Pics x

I have a new calling in life. I no longer wish to complete my PhD and be on the path for a strong, stable, successful career with which I can support a wife and kids, and look after my ageing parents.
What I really, really want, nay, need, is to become a janitor on /bant/. The noblest of professions, I can take my job exceedingly seriously, banning all those posters whom I deem to have crossed the 'line' with their banter (particularly any banter that might happen to be aimed towards me).

>>74413827
sidechick whos hustling 2 lads at once long distance like

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scare thunders outside again

>>74413892
Ireland is actively working to replace its folk heroes with Africans already. At least England took like 5 decades to get to that point. Ireland got there in less than a decade.

>there are more unique poster's on bant/brit/
i'll see you lads over there

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>>74413763
been hearing about him, have yet to listen to anything from him
>>74413817
christ the sheer autism, look you won I'm a pleb whatever you can stop shitting up the general and post something different now

>>>/bant/1622
good thread

>>74413950
no you ruddy wont

>>74413874
there are no "people" in Scrotland

>>74413887
>87.3kg is fat
alri literal manlet how's the weather down there in the lower troposphere

>>74413950
maybe you should think about who is REALLY more uniqe

>>74413865
>weigh myself
>160kg
>eat a pound of cheese from the the nearby 'bury's deli and weigh myself again
>160.5kg

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>>74413913

its the hard knock life for us

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Milk Dog 6

>>74413950
they're all /pol/

milking my dog

I know what a Deano is, but what is a Deanette like?

>>74413948
You in Saigon lad

>>74414024
watch an episode of take me out and you'll get the idea

>>74414027
close to an hour outside Saigon

Is that nonce pleb really still here? Is he trying to find a child to molest? Is that why he's talking about babby's first bands like Gorillaz?

>>74414052
Got a Vietnamese gf on the go, she lives in the city
Talking about thunder a little while ago

/bant/ status: dire

>>74414024
engaged to dean
endures his constant shallow chauvinism through lacking the brain capacity to drop him
aspires to be a beautician
talks like stacey dooley
makes jokes about drinking wine with friends on social media with lots of exclamation marks and crying emojis instead of doing it alone unannounced and on /brit/ like everyone else

>>74413955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_ZHD0n-2bE

>>74414065
what's with the nonce idea? stop projecting la
didn't you filter me?
are you still really that asshurt that other peole like something you don't? remember you must be 18 or over to post here

>>74413855
theres more eastern europeans, western europeans and asians in dublin than africans lad

puerto rico is a good lad
independent socialist republic of PR when

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>/bant/ created
>brit/bant/ dominated by big strong rorkes from /pol/
>meanwhile little weak /brit/ bois retreat instantly muttering about radical centrists
HAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>74414153
ebin
simply ebin

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>>74414051
Hi, I'm Mark, I'm 23 and I'm a builder. I like fast cars *cutaway to clip of Mark and the lads hooning in a corsa*, staying in shape *bit of Mark at the gym*, and hittin the town with the lads.

>>74414123
always see a surprising amount of japanese students in dublin

>>74414123
Whoop-de-fucking-do. That's not a good thing either, you dunce. And you know fine rightly your census was fudging the numbers on Africans. 10,000 Africans don't just disappear in 5 years after year on year growth for 2 straight decades. Shatter sealed your demise.

>>74414153
>>>/bant/5627 umm no sweetie

can't believe all these fascists protesting in Venezuela

>>74414098
Lmao

>>74413949
Ireland is beautiful.
Fly into Birmingham and its Pakistan. hole in the ground in the toilets. in Britain. Singapore doesn't even have that. Singapore is more British than Britain. Let that wash over you.

>>74414182
A lot of the young asians and middle easterns in dublin are university students
the colleges make a fortune off them

>>74414184
they move to birmingham
not even memeing. Worked with a good few blacks and they were all trying to move to the UK

>>74414193
>that was me as well
well fuck me I am the most influential poster on both /brit/ and brit/bant/

ireland is a piece of fucking shit
i wipe my arse with ireland
birmingham is dog shit on my shoe

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Willy is doing a hard

>>74414116
huh, well that's definitely better than Skr*llex
fatman doesn't sound bad, might check out more from him
>>74414144
thx *sits closer to you*
>independent socialist republic of PR when
my dream

>>74414224
I'm from Belfast. I could not give less of a fuck if Birmingham is Pakistan. I do, however, care that Dublin is becoming Nigeria. Get off your fucking high horse, you cunt.

>>74414226
RTE portrayed Cú Chulainn as an African. If you ignore that kind of shit, then you're complicit in the propaganda that will destroy your nation.

dont mean to alarm you but suspect /bant/ may have brought redditors to this very thread
their funk is in the air

>>74414256
>nigger eyes

hmm, not sure if i like /brit/ being split across 2 boards. make it go back to normal

>>74414084
nice lad
desu I haven't found a local gf yet but I have hooked up a couple times since I've been here
honestly though I got more exited when I saw another white person for the first time in a good while than I do with these random girls who I can barely understand (or vice versa)
I spend like a good hour talking with this random American just because he was white

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>big strong rorkes from /pol/

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Feasters burgers are fucking unreal desu

*quickly closes reddit tab*

>>74414298
you're joking, FUCK this I'm moving to eightchan!

*burps on your pint*
this is my pint, morty

take me out? more like take me aht
haha

well shit

>>/bant/1488

>>74414305
dark eyes and green eyes are cuter than light eyes

fuck off and kill yourself also

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>>implying the Russians would fucking dare attack us
>what they need is a face-to-face bollocking if they try any of their pish. something you wankers are too pussy to do

just seen another reference to that 'toon
perhaps the 'toon is a meme I'm not in on?

>>74414317

we don't want the people who choose /bant/ over /brit/ anyway

*pouts*

Currently have three (3) reddit tabs open and one (1) 4chan one open desu

have a dr 'tker 'za in the 'ven

shit

>>>/bant/1488

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>trying out my sketch material on a wider audience
>dont mind me

is there anything runtier than being fat? absolutely despise bloaters

>>74414426

did a fat kid bully u at school or something?

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with /brit/ and /britbant/ biting my nails at the suspense
will it be all back to normal
will the good ones go to the reddit looking board or stay here

>>74414389
Fucks sake Clover needs updating for this

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>>74414426
>he doesn't have a funny fat lad amongst the mandem

haven't been to the gym in 2 weeks and ice lost at least 1 kg already

reeeeeeeeee it's not fair how quickly my gains go

>>74414426
indeed
genuinely feel sick looking at fatties

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You know I'm not the little boy I used to be
I'm all grown up now baby can't you see

>>74414366
wrong

>>74414426
genuinely don't understand how they can let themselves go so badly. I gain a kilo or two of fat and I feel shameful and work to burn it off.

>>74414534
because we don't care

>All right everyone, quiet down. We've got a special assembly for you today, so please give a warm welcome to our guests who are here to teach you about staying safe on the road.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xtJqw--DGl8

>>74414426
Used to be fat and I was surprised how easy it is too burn it off. Really no excuse to be overweight, honestly.

>>74414426
I mock fats all the time but I don't really eat healthily at all I'm just lucky 2bh

>>74414476
>Ethiopia

Do you even have fat lads?

Got two bottles of the ol' vino ready for consumption

>>74414405
i really think cheezy weezy can go places
if /breddit/ doesnt get it then i can be sure its kino enough to pursue

>>74414274
>thx *sits closer to you*
*puts arm around you*

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wish i knew lauren irl desu

>>74414567
Technically, I'm the fat lad. But spent most of my life in the US so yeah no shortage there

>>74414557
christ, bit ott innit
best one imo was where there were two lads who crashed and the driver was relieved that he was alright but then he turned to the passenger seat and his mate had been killed

>>74414546
well you fucking should instead of crying into your nightly cheesecake about how hard life is.

frankly it's completely rational to be angered by fat people.

>>74414586
>>>/bant/

>>74414585
*notices bulge*
I think we're going too fast

>>74414603
waheyyyyy they call me mista boombastic velly fat tastic

>>74414586
she has too many beta orbiters already mate/chum/pal

>>74414618
i don't cry nightly about how hard life is
being fat is just easier and more comfy then burning fat

>>74414291
Where are you from you useless cunt?
Too intelligent for the Glen road.

"eating bad" isn't the reason why people get fat
plenty of people have shit diets but are thin

its just utter lack of self control or healthy shame

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Anzu is the queen of /brit/

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off to sleep now
when I wake up this general better be fucking active

just did my civic duty lads. voted tories as my first choice and UKIP second.

>>74414624
wtf when did that become a board

>>74414685
Is she mentally healthy, you think?

>>74414656
hate your type
us thinnies bust our bottoms all day to sum up the energy to eat enough food to avoid being grotesque skeletal freaks and fatty pricks sit around mcdonalds munching on their 20 double quarter pounders melancholily musing on how hard it is to lose weight i.e. not eat constantly

>>74414717

100% perfect lad

>>74414668
>BT11
HOWLING

Norf Belfawwst here.

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>>74414722
>melancholily

>>74414733
Post more then

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_qSR3yEiCs
literally crying at the first line

love pints

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NIGGAS START TO MUMBLE
THEY WANNA RUMBLE

MIX 'EM UP, COOK 'EM IN A POT LIKE GUMBO

hate pints

britpol: rorke
britbant: 'sheed
feel: runts
/brit/: radical centrists

>>74414722
don't do any of this desu

>>74414742
yeah its a word now cos i said it got a fucking problem wirrat or do i have to wring your vertebrae too like the common mangle aving a crack at a sopping rag

Lads recommend me a game

I like strategy, RPGs and open-world games, like any other patrician.

Quite fancy a scary game atm

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>>74414741
east belfast here.
hope you lads make the right choice in the elections

the fuck is bant?

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something's up with my reddit flags whaoaahaha

>>74414775
did i give you permission to copy and paste my post?
heh, prepare for a heeming, kiddo

>>74414798

the game of life you fucking child

>>74414800
Will do lad

*votes Sinn Fein even though he hates their policies*

>>74414775
not /brit/ generals are sheeds. sheeds are vermin, detested by any respectable british general frequents

forgot what subreddit i was going to visit

>>74414722
good lad

that's my reasoning behind the rational hatred of fat people. people who engage in pure hedonism then complain about the effects of it while other people have to be meticulous and discriminatory in what they eat to avoid becoming fat when all they want is a big burger or pizza

>>74414798
System Shock 2

>>74414788
yeah well whatever
im really sorry i dont like being unnecessarily rude to people i just like calling them pricks and that for a laugh no hard feelings though you teletubby

>>74414831
Ermm no sweaty

>>74414832
have a peek at /r/CasualUK for some good times with top lads

Love Fosters. Hate Forests

>>74414798
bioshock infinite

really love pints lads

>>>/bant/7790

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>>74414829
sorry sweaty, we're not turning this into dublin 2.0

>>74414832
Reddit.com/r/ukpolitics

>>74414831
Silly rorke! Britpol's on /pol/, not /int/

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Would you have more fun with a week at home with the video games and snacks of your choosing or on a motorbike touring Europe?

>>74414876
simple as

Decided after quite a lot of deliberation that I'm going to vote for comrade corbyn, going to try my best to convince others to vote for him to. Don't like him or his policies, just think it would be banter, good memes. Thats why I voted Brexit

thailad is hurrying to establish himself on /bant/

>>>/bant/7001

>>74414852
Mummy me want milky

>>74414882
I don't want that either. I want to turn Dublin into Belfast 2.0. Ulster is the most Gaelic province in Ireland after all.

>>74414862
yeah. mentally ill, limp wristed marmite miners like you too tbph

>>74414886
*grabs you by the neck and shoves you in the gas chamber*

>>74414741
Jesus, are there taigs still up there? Ardoyne?
I fucking despise Belfast. You're all a bunch of angry cunts.
We'd be better off without you.
Bitter cunts
I hate you, same for monkstown and rathcool retards

>>74414904
>>74414876
can i unsubscribe from /bant/ updates

cannot wait to see all the little runt "character" tripfags turn up on /brit/ and have to decide between /bant/ and here. will be choosing the opposite of whatever they pick

>>74414888
the first obviously. fuck motorbikes and fuck europe

>>74414798
Endless Legend is my current 4x.

quick

post /bant/ updates

>>74414938
I'll stay here, bye.

>tfw voted for brexit
>Tfw now voting for the Lib Dems

I'M OUT OF CONTROL

is bant an admission from the mods that we are infact the funniest posters?

>>74414935
>parts of NI that aren't belfast
utter shitholes mate. seriously fuck off to your little backwater

>>74414939
Cager or pedalcuck?

liam spotted on /bant/
>>>/bant/7792

far cry 4 looks nice apart from being first person

>>74414835
my post actually didnt talk about that side, which i dont encounter often being very short and having a very high metabolism - i have no problem binging on pizza and that cos me tummys so small i get full after like 2 slices so i never put on weight
but its obviously another prescient point which the gf never fucking shuts up about

>>74414922
*gives you an old fiver*
go costcutters will you
get us a blue top one they dont seem to do whole milk in this backwards country
and one of them strawberry ice cream cones with chocolate at the bottom

>>74414960
why?

>>74414956

it's turned into /b/pol/

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>*grabs you by the neck and shoves you in the gas chamber*

>>74414975
don't need a vehicle to go between my room and the toilet

>>74414935
Curious as to where you're from if you're acting so resentful to the greatest city on God's green earth. Obviously you're a culchie, but not a fenian culchie. So where is your horrible existence confined to?

>>74414888
second obviously im not a sperg

>>74414978
everyone there is a liam

>>74414888
already went motorbiking today

got laughed at for ordering a half-pint at the work lunch-do

>>74414888
can't ride a motorbike and i hate europe

don't enjoy video games much either

can't even have fun hypothetically for fuck sake

>>74414968
Where i live is maximum comf lad.
i lived in the west in the 90s. fuck that shite
no more ira you youngsters have no idea what it was to exist here. edgy wee cunts now

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