/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
DON'T DECEIVE WITH BELIEF

>>74405170
Bump

*lurk*

*vomits*

>>74409722
Gastric flu?

where the fuck are you cunts

>>74410713
>braps

cum lol

*dabs*

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hehe

>>74411552
Kek

gewd morning

>>74405170
Very bad thread

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Mornin' /cum/bums

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>website has an anti-adblock script
>close tab and never visit site again

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>>74412271
>he doesn't have an anti-anti-adblock extension

I need a nap.

wrote an autistic email to my next semester professor that I now regret

got half a mind to totally uproot my life and live in Germany for like 1 year
is it doable buds? Don't know the first thing about how I'd get started out

>>>/bant/
new board for /cum/

>>74412721
ah yes, /b/ 7.0

>>74412441
about what?

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>>74412721

>>74412815
we have to do a major group project before graduating and this class is part 1 of that. I asked about how she selects the group members but sort of autistically pushed that I wanted to be a specific role in the group.

>>2718
>>>/bant/2718

>>>/bant/3131

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Me in the middle

>>74412721
literally 0 reason for this

>>74413170
>no redditflags
the hero we need

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im back from work you guys

>>74413304
just wait for the script to get updated

Official /bant/ /cum/ thread

>>>/bant/4375

>>74413356
make me fuccboi

also my breakfast got here at like 7:30am wtf i guess one good thing about this unit

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How do I use this power?

>>74413660
You get transferred?

>>74413947
yeah to a diff unit in an older part and not a private room and fat people everywhere and reeee

>>74413998
Kek how many people are you sharing a room with?

i have autism

>>74414109
I know

>>74414109
same, bud. enable the undo feature on gmail and think before you say dumb stuff

>>74414088
just one fat lady atm
havbe to walk through a room with a really fat bitch and i dont know if she has clothes on under the blanket shes under just to get to the bathroom. fucking gay yo.

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>>74414109
same

>tfw no savant super powers

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>>74414109
>>74414171
This is a normie thread. Take your poor mannerisms and inability to make eye contact and get out.

Honestly I could be peer pressured into anything
I'll do whatever to be liked
But nobody's ever offered me any drugs

>>74414235
Nobody wants to deal with a sperg on drugs

I unironically got an Aspergers diagnosis when I was 10 because I didn't want to play with the other kids

>>74412721
the 3rd useless board made by hiro, why does he do this?

How will trump ever recover?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493781935043.webm

Literally going to pretend bant dosen't exist

glad those /pol/tards are finally gone

>>74414350
Fuck off nigger loving potato

>>74414383
Fuck off shitty namefag

>>74414383
gb2/bant/

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>>74414109
Me too bud.

Also fuck Maryland and Baltimore.

>>74414403
>>74414402
LOL EPC POSTS TRULY EBIN :DDDDDDDD

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKE

XDDDDDD

>>74414550
you're gonna get in trouble for that

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I have a structured settlement but i need cash now!

I'm above the law

*starts singing an anime song*

>>74414581
its my money and i need it now

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*hugs denmark*

I know I bully you sometimes but you're alright

What's that anime song Denmark is singing from?

simply epic

>>74414870
boku no pico

>>74414870
>>74414748
Get out

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>your guy wannabe telling others to get out

need a good post apocalyptic movie to watch that i haven't seen before buds

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>>74415084
uhh mad max fury road?

>>74415084
Stake Land was surprisingly good. I was initially turned off by the vampire zombies theme, but it's pretty atmospheric and tense

>>74415249
have viewed that previously
>>74415298
viewed but only half payed attention to it

>look up the road on imdb
>doesn't have a "people who liked this also liked..." box
wtf

>>74415249
2/10

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Reminder: pineapples belong on pizzas

Surprised and pissed as fuck that the Jews haven't been wiped out yet.

>>74415673
pineapples burn my mouth

>>74415673
No

>>74415673
Good post.

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>>74415673

>>74415696
Just for you

>>>/bant/

>>74415673
>those baby pieces of Canadian bacon
Not even mad about the pineapples, but this had me fuming.

>>74415748
Edgy

>>74415748
Just for you

>>>/auschwitz/

does being a neet bring the best existence possible?

are you a neet if you enjoy your job and don't really consider it work?

>>74415817
depends if you're able to afford it

I did it once

It was fantastic

>>74415982
>once
are you currently not a neet? what happened?

Neets have the highest suicide rate

>>74416059
not anymore

My source of funds ended

I have the ultimate NEET plan.

>>74416076
i would contribute but i dont have the courage

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Convince me to get out of bed
Protip: You cant

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>Getting sick again
>Such a wageslave I'll feel bad for leaving work early

>>74412721
Fucking why...

>>74413899
Whats eternity club

haven't masturbated in almost a week boys

just move into a new flat with 4 people, it's tiny and no privacy not even in my room as i share with someone. Feels kinda good i haven't masturbated because i used to so much but i miss looking at cute naked girls

>>74416358
apparently some gay club for people who have gotten top 10 posts on rebbit or some shit, they don't want people to spread their discord and shit but it seems pretty dead so I dont think anybody cares enough to spam it anyway

>no redditflags on the new board
good

>>74416297
1. Go work your ass off now
2. Accumulate a shit ton of money
3. Buy a house in 5-10 years (fully paid, can be in butt fuck for all i care)
4. Retire and be a NEET all day everyday
5. ????
6. Profit

Is there a problem?

I DONT REALLY CARE IF YOU CRYYYYY

>>74416394
Hadn't masterbated in 2 months.

Broke my stroke yesterday when I tapped 3 times after another.(Note: 1st was without porn, 2nd with porn and it made me feel like shit so I forced the 3rd fap without porn)

Man it felt good

>>74416494
is ur gf not putting out or something?

Buncha fags in this thread

>>74416448
PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAAAAD

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>>74405170
I found a robot friend!

>>74416599
there is one (1) fag in this thread and it is you

>>74416636
maybe you should go back to r9k then friendo

>>74416535
>gf
hahah good one

Too busy for a gf and the girls i'm attracted to are beyond my pay level

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>this and every /cum/ thread

>>74416396
Sounds autistic

>>74416599
>ConGAY

>>74416660
I have been in /cum/ since March 2016 friend.

>>74416414
Give me one reason I should own a house and work when I already can be a NEET all day everyday already without either of those things

>>74416671
chocolate milk is good

>nurses all too busy coddling old fat fucks to do a single fucking thing for me
reee

>>74416722
So no one can say shit to you cuz you've put in the work

But at this point, where you are, you look like a fucking loser leech

I'm just as NEET as you(you really think any of us want to fucking work?) but I've realized I want my ego to be at ease while I do what i love(being a NEET)

>>74416797
ask the nurse for a hand ;)

>>74416817
>asking fat old nurse for a handy
no thx i prefer my hand

>>74416797
maybe you should go home you leech

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Has there ever been a more overrated and overhyped meme food product than this?

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>>74416799
>So no one can say shit to you cuz you've put in the work
>But at this point, where you are, you look like a fucking loser leech
>I'm just as NEET as you(you really think any of us want to fucking work?) but I've realized I want my ego to be at ease while I do what i love(being a NEET)

Unlike you I'm not a slave to society's expectations, I'm free from work and also free in the mind

>>74416838
>would rather have a guy jerk you off than a woman

gaaaaay

>>74416722
Because NEET life is shit. Get a roommate that has a friendly chemistry with you and has similar interests. You two can rent a little apartment together. You both could work six hours and NEET out the rest of the time. The only difference is that you won't be alone.

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>>74416856
it's honestly not that good

>>74416913
kill yourself

>>74416845
i hope for this every day

>>74416874
not gay if its urself

>>74416856
Prime rib. It's good but overhyped to Hell.

>>74416892
I actually graduated from college, worked at a real job for a few years, and now I'm with another bud in an apartment working top comfy part time (20hrs a week)

>>74416913
Agreed. It's typically made too salty

>>74416913
bacon & eggs is a timeless classic that has existed and will continue to exist long before and after Reddit.

sriracha is simply bad

>nurse doesn't disconnect me from my IV and instead just starts pumping saline
>stop pump and disconnect myself
jesus christ i fuckikng hate this place more and more every day

Reply to this post or I'll kill myself

>>74416913
stop making bad posts using my flag you obnoxious piece of shit

Going to miss that anon

>>74416978
Then you have good life my friend. Find a femanon and you will have a great life.

>>74416978
So explain to me how you're a NEET again?

>>74416944
>>74417030
>>74417056
t. baconlets

>>74417121
only muslims, jews and fags dont like bacon

>>74417114
I'm a different anon

>>74417050
Fine. Enjoy your filthy (you)

>>74417047
try not to die in there

>>74417146
T-thanks anon

>>74416858
I give fuck all about society.

But I do give a fuck about my parents and their ease of mind.

And whether you like it or not, you owe them. Least you can do is make them feel like their son isn't an utter failure.

But you seem like a selfish character, so I doubt you understand such a concept.

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>>74417258
My parents still think I work at my previous job and I live in a different state. I still call my mom every weekend too, no harm no foul

>>74417258
stop trying to justify your pursuit of material possessions via slave labor you autistic runt

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just removed all my internet cookies by accident

Is there anyone here who was homeschooled?
If so, you're faggots

>>74412721
Honestly on paper is it just the exact same thing as int but NSFW?
I'm imagining a more normie and filthy redditor version of int and int becomes a ded board

>>74417336
>buying a house to avoid disturbance is materialism

You're a special kind of retard

>>74416856
Sriracha is pretty good, but it can be easily replaced with hot sauce

>>74417458
will there be a reddit version of /cum/ there?

>>74417458
NSFW but without porn

>>74417325
Don't think they'll find out eventually?

>>74417543
Extremely doubtful

Business idea: beat up neets and take their neetbux

>>74417595
>touching neets
that's how you become one you know

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>>74417050

someone on /cum/ needs to make it and buy us a compound ffs

business idea: split the united states into two countries, the spanish speaking western runts (texas to california) and the english speaking patricians of the east

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Should I watch this video?

>>74417903
no

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>>74414230
>made with caffeinated cheese

>>74418065
for when janny is just too busy janning to sleep

are extraflags broken?

>>74418414
No?

>>74418414
yeah

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ah yes
vancouver
http://www.calgaryherald.com/vancouver+drug+problem+that+pigeons+making+nests+needles+police/13343291/story.html

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>hmm? why yes i do go to /bant/

>>74415673
Not necessarily.

>>74418649
What happens there?

>>74418065
Has the caffeine text been shopped into the picture?

*devours feces*

>>74418818
nah, i'm sure the type of people who eat slim jim hotpockets would love caffeinated cheese

>>74418773
absolutely nothing?
i don't even know what is about

>>74418634
vancouver truly is disgusting

i've probably unknowingly stepped over corpses many times walking down vancouver streets

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>>74419002
*sees you eating feces*

the camera is looking down on a mans penis as he starts to masturbate, we see his flaccid penis as he pulls back his foreskin. The penis is clear for about half a minute and he repeated the action twice,as practice of masturbation .. One of the male characters was completely naked with appearance of penis , testicles and buttocks for a period of 30 seconds ... A female character is topless for a long time and then had sex with a man (the intercourse act is not seen but introductions suggest it) ... a ladie asks the male main character of the movie not to ejaculate inside the woman .. female main character in the movie is naked from the back and wash herself examining the menstrual cycle (buttocks are clear for a long time) .. pubic hair and the labia majora are clear in one of the scenes for one of the women who is trying to make abortion... Old women is swimming completely naked .. Two ladies are completely naked wrapping themselves by hot water in a try to warmth a man

*accidentally posts a selfie of me instead of a anime reaction pic*

>that feeling when no relationship with a person of the female persuasion

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>be american
>create new board because you cant handle
>>>/bant/er
CANT
ANT

MAKE
AKE

THIS
HIS

SHIT
HIT

UP
P

my feet smell

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Post your favorite songs to work out to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=042yyvj_dhI

ugh, what's that smell?
smells like cheese and maple syrup!

>>74419738

Ive tried making a workout playlist but nothing seems to work

/mu/ says Death grips but it doesnt click

>>74419784
plebian

I don't even listen to music when I work out

>>74419780
frumunda cheese?

Another war, another profit, another jewish business trick,
Another season, another reason, for makin' whoopee
A lotta dough, a lotta gold, the British Empire's being sold,
We're in the money, thanks to Frankie, we're makin' whoopee
Washington is our ghetto, Roosevelt our king,
Democracy is our motto, think what a war can bring!
We throw our German names away, we are the kikes of USA,
You are the goys folks, we are the boys folks, we're makin' whoopee

>>74418455
can you see my flag?

*draw's*

>>74419784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBntk3w-ExA

if you listen to music you need to kill yourself honestly

>>74420069
I only listen to Kim Mitchell

>>74419784
kayo dot

>>74419955
no but i can see others'

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>American americans in america doing america

>>74420230
Looks like a good time

>>74405170
i have a date in 90 minutes at a park with jewish qt. wish me luck buds

>>74420291
good luck

At work all day
Tomorrow I find the gf

>>74420291
Tell her she has a nice nose

>>74420167
maybe its just firefox or something

>>74420458
works on my machine
reinstall everything from a clean state, or switch to chromium

I'm developing quite a nice musky aroma.
*sniffff*
yes, very masculine indeed.

>>74420458
>blames the software when it works for tons of other people
wonder what the variable here is

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>>74420057

>drake

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it's time

>>74420458
>>74420484
works fine for me
sent

>>74420556
Is he getting out already?

>>74420556
Footlong on wheat meatball sub, double meat with cheese, lettuce, tomato, and cucumbers

shall I buy some NOS

good sips

>>74420541
He has the best instrumentals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUmxSTv3sbs

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DONAALLDDD
GIVE ME THE PLATINUM CHIP

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>>74420675
>He has the best instrumentals
I'm sorry my plebian friend, but that superlative belongs to nujabes thank thou very much

repetitive but nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMkhVbjxdw0

come post in my /bant/ thread

>>>/bant/21126

Good afternoon, /cum/.

*devours a hot pocket in 2 bites*

great snack

>>74420930
Fuck you and your thread, you maple motherfucker.

>>74420956
Hi Morocco

>>74420970
thanks for telling us janny

>>74421006
Hi United States, any niggers shot today?

>>74421025
A couple here and there, I'm sure

>>74421023
>Danemark

How could you devolve from mighty Vikings into shit-skin loving faggots?

not even worth the reply
hell, not even worth in putting his post number

>>74421137
>Inputting his post number
>He writes the post numbers figure after figure

You need to go back, son.

>>>/reddit/

>>74420780
um could you not

Business idea: pretend to be gay and pretend to date one of those flaming gay guys who has loads of girlfriends as a way to get close to saud girls and then bang them

need some skype contacts pleas e

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>>74420956
Hi mou :)

>>74421192
>could you not

>>74417822
>thinking Louisiana doesn't fit there too
Bud.

Only three (3) hours left until my class with the Asian girl.

>>74421265
>english
>patrician

>>74421224
alexshores414

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>>74421341

>>74420230
>that driver guy flopping over like a fucking ragdoll

My sides hurt worse than his head

>>74421224
Quel est le nom de la tartelette à cheveux courts?

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>>74421301
Don't care

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>>74421366

>>74421384
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

>>74421314
>Sweden
>in any position to talk about patrician

>>74421425
USA should be francophone country

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>I don't like Drake

>>74421395
>Pretty women can get through the hardships of life by just being pretty.

Man, fuck life and its unjustice.

>>74421480
Sweden should be an Islamic caliphate.
Oh wait.

everyday we stray further from gods light

>>74421533
hilarious

>>74421533
SOON
O
O
N

>dont jerk off for a day
>decide to jerk off
>nut
>now my dick hurts because of inflamed urethra
>know if I take a piss itll hurt way more for 30 minutes

Not happy buds

>>74421559
Like your countries ideas of self preservation.

should probably eat breakfast so I dont starve

>>74421600
literally me

except dinner instead of breakfast

>>74421600
Dubs confirm, eat you son of a bitch

>>74421600
same

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Why is public transportation bad again?

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going to eat second lunch as soon as I finish this chocolate bar

>you now remember that posters in /cum/ are actually real people
Damn...

>>74421667
You know who else likes public services? Commies, that's who

>>74421693
haha fatty

>>74421667
Because you have to be near people

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>>74421667
only the dregs of society use it

>>74421697

im not

im an ai designed just for this

>>74421697
>posters in /cum/ are actually real people
highly unlikely there are that many retarded autists on this planet

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>>74421667

ah yes

southern california

Should we move /cum/ hq to /bant/?

>>74421822

>wanting an influx of /b/tards

kys

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>>74421822
No.

>>74420458
doesn't work for me

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Post lewd comments on my buddy's brand new site

http://onecrimenation.blogspot.com

>>74421822
frick off

Spics

Cracker

Gook

>these two roasties are trying to kill the guy that is helping them in this movie
reeee its just like real life

feel like having a gf

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>>74422191
I can be your gf, anon

>OITNB S5 leaked
oh baby

it's 12:30
time to binge drink

>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5639976/
>they're making a tv version of the mist
what did they mean by this

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>I LOVE OITNB!

>>74422379
It's high quality entertainment you dumb west coaster

*smokes weed despite the fact that i already know you are going to fedorapost me*

Your lives are insignificant no matter what language you speak.

>>74422488
i know
that's why i'm drinking at 12:30pm

>ywn bang J-Lo in her prime
how do i deal with this feel

Thinks he is a boss just because his mother tongue happens to be English. Anglo please!!!

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>*smokes weed*

Bunch of low life deplorables that's what you are!!

I don't know what you are implying here but don't play psychological games with me please!!

>>74414109
Why else would you be here?
>>74414230
Jesus Christ, that looks disgusting.
>>74414581
Call JG WentWorth! [spoiler]Are those ads on all over the country?[/spoiler]

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>this dutch homo fishing for yous

i hate myself and wish i would die

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>>74414230

>caffeinated cheese

going to the bank, you guys want anything?

>>74422763
death

>>74422763

a gf

>>74422763
hotpockets please

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>>74422763
A burger

>>74422763
Maple syrup and a little quick please!!

never mind it just started raining

>>74422847
are you allergic to water?

>>74422617
Effay af

Don't bully burger. He isn't worth it.

>>74405170
Stop posting EVA stuff.
I don't want to be reminded.

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>>74422863
might die out there

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>>74422905

>>74422763
money
:^)

>>74422826
reckon one burger patty is enough

>>74422763
My son back

>>74422908
>Rainfall warning
The absolute state of canadians

>>74422927
One of the most interesting things about the series.
fuck you btw

no thredsplitting

>>74422965
>be Californian
>die of drought

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Your police cars don't look as fancy as ours (European)

>>74422965
>almost diie of drought
>almost die of flooding
make up your mind calfornians

tomorrow i'm going to tell every mexican in the thread happy cinco de mayo even though none of them really celebrate it

>torontostani still thinks we're in a drought

lmao

>>74423019
good
striped soccer mom vans arent intimidating

>>74423016
>>74423025
Completely normal

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>>74423019
take that back

>>74423087
>intimidating your citizens
heh

I don't follow the meteorological news from irrelevant states

>>74423087
So you serve and protect by looking as angry and scary as possible?

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>>74423087
>>74423129
Our police is very intimidating tho.

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sup guys

>>74423177
if it stops someone from committing a crime, it's good

fact: if you don't side with the police you're a criminal. simple as that

fuck wypipo

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>>74423268
>police ask to do a cavity search of me
>try to politely decline
>WHY YOU GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE??!?!!?
>o-ok officer
>they find my buttplug and laugh at me
FUCKING FASCISTS

make a new one thread slaves