Culture Pals /cp/ General

first for qt germanic bf

Reeeeeeee
>>74400682

>>74400688
no you americuck

>>74400718

:( how dare you eagle

>>74400688

Sorry lad

>it's another night of being alone and literally less desirable than turkroaches

>>74400831

This is me right now

>noticed a QT viewed my profile
>go to her profile she joined 1 hour ago, and has blocked me

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everytime I skype my qt she wants to watch me cum. Guess I gotta start rationing my faps

>>74400857
I even thought about making a fake Chad profile just so girls would be more likely to talk to me, but that's stupid because they don't like me, they like the Chad I'm pretending to be.

>>74400924
post profile

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>>74400924


CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD


RRRRRRRAWWRRRRRRRR GRRRR

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Should I even talk to her?
There are so many qts that I don't know which one to talk to. I only have 3 free credits to talk to a single girl. 1 credit/minute

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>>74401090

Don't become beta obriter

>>74401090
>asiandate.com
kek this site is a mail order bride scam. Stick with interpals.

>>74401090
kek, all those chinese guys in the sidebar

Well looks like I'm back to finding random koreaboos and insulting their intelligence

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
I don't care 'cause I'm not there
And I don't care if I'm here tomorrow
Again and again I've taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

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>at 0 views/messages for almost two weeks
>get a message!
>it's a fucking bot

>>74401221
Chinese guys?
>>74401152
so it's scam for real and not a real dating site? I've wasted some money to chat with qts from time to time. Guess I should terminate my profile then.

>my yellow dick sliding into qts white pussy

>>74401329
most of the names under her picture are all chinese

>>74401366
yes, but that doesn't mean it's guys.

>>74401329
Asiandate and other sites run by the same company (like anasatasiadate which is the exact same thing but focused on Russkies/hohols, and I think there's one for latinas and niggers too) are scams. The girls on them aren't even real.

>>74401361
kys kim I hope you die when seoul gets leveled by the norks

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>tfw you get your black slut to give you a 20 image gallery of her naked
>she just wanted me to call her a nigger in exchange

kek

>>74401404
even the ones with webcams are not real?

>>74401451
As far as I know the girls are just hired to go on webcam and get payed to talk to you.

>>74401419
Storytime

>>74401419

C-cool

>>74401451
>>74401502
And if you want to know where I found this shit out, I couldn't find the video at first but this girl basically exposes these international dating sites for what they are, fraud on the level of the Indian tech support scam. They even have job postings in Ukraine (and I'm sure the other countries where these types of sites operate) to go work at these dating sites and talk to the guys who are dumb enough to sign up and pay for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p103WzTMMEM

Any tips for how to start if I make an account?

queen is dead

>>74401853
well thanks to let me know that I was retarded to fall for it.

>>74401858
Post nice motorcycle and no face

>>74401565
>black girl from SA talking to me
>she was adopted by white parents so she seems at least somewhat intelligent
>she says how she is happy that she can talk to someone who isn't trying to see her naked
>say that I'm not really attracted to blacks, and that's why I'm not really flirting
>this makes her go from opening my messages every 30 minutes to opening my messages like a minute after they are sent
>she tries to say that I'm racist
>say that it's not racist to have preferences but when it comes to blacks in America I think they are subhuman
>asks me if I like race play

and you can probably figure out where it went from there.

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sry, but i feel an urge to re-ask Ludwig's part of my question
Ludwig, you don't feel like answering?

>>74402268
Your height is a bigger problem than your dick size, honestly. 5.7 is a bit above average.

>>74402194
What did he mean by this?

>>74402299
i love my height waaaaay more than my d.
and with d. like that i don't feel like wishing for growing up (it'll look even smaller)

>>74402360
if you are okay with your height you shouldn't feel too bad about your dick. Like I said, it is above average. You probably watch too much porn if you are insecure about your size.

why are russian koreaboos so beautiful compare to rest white koreaboos? russian boys are blessed.

>>74402470
all the good looking men died fighting the germans. The sneaky rat russian men are the ones who survived, passing down their genes to the beautiful slav women

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>>74402470
Keep your hands off our white girls kim

Girls who don't speak english as a first language >>>>> girls who do

>>74403407
Is this why you guys fuck sheep?

>>74402299
>a bit above average
Who are these people with like 5.5 dicks? Seems so small

>Tfw no Russian gf

There's a quite pretty Russian girl that set her age to 99 and I'd have never seen her profile if she didn't look at mine
She's impressed I knew their last Tsar's name lol

Hey, a crazy thought just popped into my head: have you ever thought of being eachothers' penpals?

>>74404448
I'm not qt enough yet

>>74404458
Be my penpal pls

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>>74404543
No I feel fine pretending to be an alpha boy on interpals but on here I just want to be a sad trannu and you won't like me that way :(

>>74404448
Is your profile starts with f?

>>74402194
hot desu

would smash, great body as well. would colonize

>>74402194
none of this happened

>>74403455
Mate, have you met a kiwi woman? When you do you will understand. Biggest sluts in the world.

>>74404569
Grill here, just platonic frendchep
Post (fake) profile

>>74405227
/wertyum

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I wanna be part of one platonic friendship too.

>>74405683
Frendchep*

How do I know if a Russian girl likes me or not? She seems to enjoy talking with me but never shows any sign of romantic feelings.

>not using CP to find qt foreign girls in your city before they become shitty westernized trash

>>74400659
What is the profile of this girl?

>>74408652
kek, why are you guys always so hungry?

>>74408746
I want to learn her and her boyfriend's age

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>"hi"
>i respnd
>i never hear them back

what gives?

>>74407442
Same here frienderino.

>>74409077
you just had to be creative and write a paragraph referring their interests or other information given in the profile.
anon pls, it's not your first day.

>>74409077
Hi Finland :3

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>>74409363
>you just had to be creative and write a paragraph

but their the ones who messaged me first with just hi

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>>74409581
my man. it doesn't matter
do you really expect girls to put effort into an opening message and equally carry the conversation?
no it all weighs on you.
be happy she chose to write you, considering there are 100(or more depending on attractiveness) others messaging her.
it's either "be interesting or fuck off"
you weren't interesting enough, sorry.

>>74409872

Basically this desu, any good conversation is one where she's laughing at your jokes and flirting back.

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>>74409872
but thats unfair

life is fuck life

>>74411594
Rollin

>>74411594
rolling

>>74411594
Rollan

>>74411594
Henry Rollins

>>74411594
test

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>tfw you haven't heard from this girl in 2 months

>>74412674
she doesnt seem interested desu. You'll find a better slav girl bro, no worries. just keep hunting

>tfw all my qts stopped responding

>>74412674
I know this girl.

>>74412933

I mean, haven't heard from her in a long time, but she started messaging me again last night randomly

>>74412998

So you're the chad

>tfw +1
>it's from a random indian guy

>installed some international """dating""" apps because bored
>look at some of the features
>in one of them, girls have a "bra size" field
>notice that there's a question mark next to this field if they haven't filled it in
>almost all the girls don't fill it in, for obvious reasons
>realize I can tap the question mark
>go do it for dozens of girls
>get views from some of those girls
>check message log
>each one got an automated "Please fill in "Your Chest Size" field" message
Kek'd, I bet they must love getting that.

>>74414056
What is that app?

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https://www.interpals.net/iihf_esc

>>74415101
Ew

>>74415101
She's dumb as fuck

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>>74415101
Stobbit.
I messaged her 2 times and she didn't even responded.

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>tfw talking to someone highly creative
>I could probably mention a somewhat known book and she has read it, or throw out a random poem and she'd know it
>very deep into philosophy as well

Yet she says I am her favorite to talk to. I'm into none of the things I have mentioned above. I'm as creative as a rock and as deep as a puddle. All I can do is point out inconsistencies in what she writes, and we both disagree on a lot of political points which she likes to discuss.

Yet she finds me interesting enough to send me messages that start at pic related, and last all the way down. With full paragraphs, not reddit spacing sentences. This has been going on for months. Multiple messages a day.

I'm not particularly sure why I am writing this. What is going on? Does she just see me as a friend, does she like me? There is no hints at flirting at all coming from her.

>>74415101
She visualises my profile at least twice a day.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74416355
i want that, your a lucky boy

>>74416375
she is scripting

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who /cuteenglishboy/ here? :3

>>74416545
Let's all message her "stop scripting" at same time with our fakes.

>>74416597
>cute
>English

doubt

>>74416545
Girls shouldn't have the power to use this.

>>74416355
Have you thought about maybe she was faking to know the books and things you know just to impress you so she can feel good about yourself?
Some people tend to do that.

>>74416545
Does the script pass on your brofile even when you're offline?

>>74416755
Yes

>>74416741
I shit tested her a few times. I tend to read a lot because my job requires a lot of flying, so the books I bring up tend to be ones I have read. I always made sure to bring up things that couldn't really be found through some kind of summary. She was able to follow just fine. Very unlikely that she is lying.

>wake up
>have 7 new messages
>it's a new record for me

>>74415101
I sent this hoe a nice message and she responded with a single word. Didn't even open the message.

>>74416922
>wake up
>5 new messages
>1 spam 4 from gays

yee

>tfw 40 views from Russians and Turkish girls
>tfw only 1 view from Spanish qt that I viewed first

>>74417034
same

>tfw talking to an extremely qt but autistic Turkette

It's actually adorable. She's trying to learn Dutch but instead of replying to what I say, she's just randomly spouting Dutch sentences. And while typing a response she's already sending new messages

>>74417272
I am learning French and a turk qt started messaging me. When I told her I was learning French she started sending me random French phrases. Poor girl was made to meet with a lad her father wants her to marry.

>>74417272
Yeah Turkish girls are actually god tier when you find the right one that can actually speak English well.

So feminine and cute.

I am visiting my QT later this year in Turkey, she said she'll let me hit it so I will enjoy some kebab and some pussy.

only 3 views today lads ;_;

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>>74417875
just stay online for awhile and views will come =)

>>74417927
thank u finn bro. i had no internet for a couple of days so hadn't been online much

>>74417875
Same as me m8.

>>74417875
HAHAHA
>>74418335
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74418401
thats mean anon
your rude

>>74417927
redpill me on finnish girls

>>74418631
They don't have emotions and they're prone to suicide

>>74418653
sounds like my kind of girl

>>74418712
kek

>>74411594
rolling

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>>74418631
cold and dark and ugly

>>74411594
lets see what I get

>oh shit, you're only 20
Uh oh

>>74419052
kek, what an insult.

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>>74418861
rerolling

https://www.interpals.net/littletoasterx3

Why is bullying girls from poor countries so addictive? I love it.

Another episode called
>she was online but didn't saw my message part 2.

>>74419799
>https://www.interpals.net/littletoasterx3

A full blooded Irish man there. You can thank us later for this fine stock.

>>74419799
>more than 3000 wall comments
Well, I'm out of here.

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i need a script to talk to people

even thais get bored of me free style talking

>>74411594
rolling

>>74411594
rolleng

>>74417590
Which city are you coming to, friend?

>>74420974
Istanbul

>>74421834
Ah. If you were visiting my city I'd have hosted you for a few days.

>>74421867
My QT is already hosting me, but thanks anyway.

>>74421928
Tell me about your qt. Is she worth coming here for?

anyone else having issues with interpals today?

>>74421943
Well I always was somewhat interested in Turkey so it will be a mix of seeing her and exploring the country a bit.

She's cool, very feminine and fun.

Inexperienced with men but eager to please, She's 20 and I'm 28, no problems both ways with the age difference.

Everything a guy wants in a girlfriend, I suppose.

>>74422161
Nope.

>>74422168
sounds pretty shit desu, those kinds of girls are a dime a dozen

>>74422168
Turkish girls can be inexperienced as fuck unfortunately. Also, 99% of them are crazy, kind of like Russians.

>>74422221

Nothing to lose, bro.
>>74422230

I have yet to see any craziness i nher but I will be on the lookout for it lol

>>74422445
Crasiness as in;

- irrational thinking
- excessive jealousy
- absurd expectations from you
- "dont talk to other girls, only to me"
- "no you cant meet up with your female friend that you know since childhood"

shit like this

>>74415101
Great if you want one word responses, shes dense as fuck desu

>>74422230
I talked to a Turkish girl a few months ago who wanted to come to Canada and be my girlfriend within two days of talking to me and I wasn't even flirting with her. I told her one day I was too busy to talk to her that day and then never spoke to her again because the combination of her being a crazy clinger and my lack of experience with women made it pretty scary for me desu

What advice do people have for figuring out if a girl is real or some kind of bait - what are the signs, do you have your own experiences with this, and should I ask for a timestamped picture?

>>74422627
Reverse image search her pictures, try to find her on other social media

What should I expect if a girl is Kurdish?

>>74422597
I'm not exaggerating but most Turkish women are extremely fucking immature and childlike

>>74422725
How do I get the picture on its own, interpals pictures are always embedded onto the profile and you can't get it in a separate window

>>74422774
communism

Say this to her
>dawla Islam baqiyah

she'll melt

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>>74422774

>>74422627
This >>74422725

I wanted to find information about my qt, but I don't seem to find anything.

>>74422811
For me I just view page source and have to search for the link of the image.

>>74422874
Alright thanks. What could it mean if I can't find any results anywhere for the qt?

>>74422816
>>74422838

She is not from the region tho

>>74422970
Doesn't matter

>>74422963
It means that she's real.
Most girls on interpals don't have imagination, so their nicknames are always the same in all social media. I just search their nickname and put the country and I get some results.

>>74423075
I'm going to ask for a timestamp picture anyway, I really need that undeniable proof before I REALLY start to commit here. I like to think this isn't being needlessly paranoid, this is the internet, but she might see it that way if she's legit, which is the real dilemma.

Jesus christ this time next year, any 18 year old girl you talk to will have been born in 2000. Why does this make me feel old?

>>74423528
Because before you go into your twenties the only time you think about your age is when you are buying liqour.

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>Qt went online just to see Chad's message and not mine.

>>74424434
Keep shopping around. She ain't supposed to be your qt man.

You will find the qt who will live for you. She'll wake up early every day to check for your messages and reply to you as fast as she can. She'll think about you any time she's away from the computer, and thoughts of you will make her heart beat faster. She'll get tunnel vision for you, and you alone, and no guy will even get a chance with her. She'll see the Portuguese flag and immediately associate it with her love.

Just keeping trying bro. She's out there, waiting for the special foreigner to come into her life.

>>74424434
That's been happening to me too with this Russian girl I've been talking to. Feels bad man.

>>74424690
Thank you for your kind words anon :)

>>74424841
Mine is russian too.

>>74424971
>>74424841

Well what do you know, mine is Russian too. She's always spoken to me when she's been online though, and says she hasn't really spoken to anyone else.

>>74424841
>>74424971
>>74425032
Imagine if its the same grill

>>74425058
That would be a good laugh.

>>74425058
>>74425081

Well then they'll have to be the same person on different accounts for that to be true, I'm the only person on this girl's friends list

>>74425123
Mine doesn't have anyone to the friends list.

>>74425182
Is she online right now?

>>74425215
No.

>>74425032
Mine comes on for like hours at a time without reading my messages sometimes, and then other times she'll respond to me within minutes. It's really weird and I feel like she just talks to me while she's waiting for a Chad to come online.

>>74425256
Same here Portubro

>mfw joked to a qt about never knowing whether girls have a dick or not anymore
H-haha yeah silly trannies

>>74425302
Last time that she was online was 50 minutes ago.

>>74425293
>>74425396
>>74425302
dont torture yourselves guys :(

>>74425477
Don't worry, I'm attempting to talk to other girls at least. Can't seem to find anyone who seems all that interested in talking to me though.

>>74411594

roll

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My power grows with each qt that messages me first

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>>74425477
whoever you are, stop it reeeeeeeee
you're not offending me and it's not even entertaining

>>74425831
pls message me

>>74425831
what the fuck is that
im laughing so hard right now im crying
theres some person bullying you on interpals? jesus christ ahahaha

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Not sure if this account is fake or not

does any qtcrawler work?

>>74425946

weirdly yeah
suspecting it's someone from here or someone i've spoken it from here

See
>>74400044
>>74399605

sad

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tfw even Stoya mours the death of Tito

It is the day of mourning today, wish good day to your Serb qts.

>>74426126
Butthurt guys who can't handle rejection are not only limited to 4chan

>>74426126
why would you think it is somone from here

>>74426291
this tbqh

>>74425831
just return the bantz

"sadly you couldn't get a 7/10, though I doubt you could even get a 3/10 if you're so ugly you can't bother to have a profile image"

>>74426049
This code does
https://pastebin.com/raw/UamhddbQ

>girl reads message
>views profile
>doesn't respond
>mfw

>>74426536
rude

>>74426510

thx m8 hope you're not trolling
if i hook up with a girl (already have with 5 on this site) i'll drink one for ya

>>74426126
please boast profile
why is he bullying you
this is deeply funny to me

>>74426579
make sure to put in what you want on "female only, age profile picture only" and hit SEARCH before you view all

>>74426536
>girl has on her profile "don't be shy, I don't bite"

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>>74426536
>girl sends me a message
>look at it, view her profile
>dont respond

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>>74426291
>>74426338
True but there was another person who I spoke on IP with for few minutes who was from /cp/ (I know because he posted his profile here before). And he sperged about how he'll cuck his taxes for financial aid only if they're white despite being an insecure kebab mongrel himself.
Few days after that, I started getting spammed lol

Even if it's not him, I'm aware that some of y'all harass girls for the lulz.

>>74426468
he blocks me right after msging me
tbqh im not on ip for the bantz, i just want to learn about cultures

>>74426618
idk entertainment I guess

>>74426659
You can use that code on the online tab but yes you do need to specify female only

>still no Russian gf((((

>>74427046
idgi
go outside?

>>74427046
>tfw soren21 gf))))

>>74426968
are you a qt?
wouldnt mind a yank gf that could get me a green card outta this place

Is interpals down or something? I can't access it for some reason

>>74427212
the site is broken what do you expect?

>>74427157
get a yank bf or target older lonelier ladies, that should be easier

>>74427080
Give her to me

>>74427157
What's wrong with Ireland?

Thais and Viets are literally the only people that talk to me kek

>>74427407
Wait dude what the fuck. Im from Delaware county. I live in Tartan Fields.

>>74427331
yank men are too loud (see any episode of river monsters that features a yank companion) are too loud and i dont like older ladies.

>>74427407
Nothing is wrong with Ireland, I just like the USA, particularly the Northwest region.

>>74411594
Roll

>>74427534
I live in Lewis Center

>>74427547
>yank men are too loud (see any episode of river monsters that features a yank companion) are too loud

whoops

>>74427597
Who honestly would want to live in Ohio?

>>74427697
People that like a relatively cheap cost of living.

>>74427723
Should've said people who want better gun laws, that'd hurt my feelings more.

>>74427547
just a suggestion if you really get desperate for a greencard

>>74427820
Well that too. Honestly I was born here and don't plan to stay all my life. It just is cheap and fairly peaceful to live here.

No matter. I will be doing an internship in NY next year, I will find my yankee gf then.

>run qt finder
>stumble away from computer to argue with Shias in telegram on my phone
>stumble back to computer
>several new messages
>message from 10/10 qt Russian
>message from 10/10 qt Sudanese

i dont know what to do :(
i forgot how to talk to people without peppering in Islamist phrases

>>74427963
internship for what and where in new york? state or city?

>>74428097
I will be working in a lab in the big city.

>>74426968

>Even if it's not him, I'm aware that some of y'all harass girls for the lulz.


Bullshit to be honest.

It's been a long time since anybody was harassed.

Most that happens now is calling out some vegans on their bullshit.

You don't need to visit 4chan in order to talk shit and harass someone.

At least that's what I get from what people post here.

>>74428280
I'd agree with this. It is mostly to call out thots and the like.

>>74428280
The closest thing to harassing I do is finding random koreaboos and insulting their intelligence.

>>74427547
>yank men are too loud
Most of the loud ones are Irish kek

>>74428280
people in these threads nowadays are pretty nice tbqh

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>>74428420
The irish that left this island during the famine are not irish

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I don't know what to do.

I don't want to delete my profile, but it kinda gets the same and a bit boring.
I don't want to reply to many of those but I don't want to hurt them too.

I don't really have motivation for this.

>>74428558
Are you a woman?

qt just booked flights, she has a boyfriend but their relationship is in shambles. she avoids all flirting.

>>74428673
gl hf

>>74428558
Kevin von Donnerschwanz BITTE

>>74428602
No.

>>74428715
Bitte was?

>>74428280
>>74428345
say what you want but i'm just saying from my experience. i know y'all harass thots/liberal/autisticgirls and talk about it on these threads but it doesn't mean people don't do it privately for their own entertainment. obviously not everyone on /cp/ is a dick but the most obnoxious ones tend to be from here.
the only way I figured they're from here is because of the display of 4chan culture on their profiles or messages + they're friends with people from /cp/ that publicly posted their profiles

Does /cp/ stay on int or is it now the property on bant?

>>74428793
Are you Jess something?

>So you want a woman to dominate you? Or are you bi maybe?
HECK

>>74428793
>y'all
please vocaroo this for me. please.

>4chan culture
Can't say I have ever seen anyone do this before, figured most people would keep profiles fairly normie tier, but I dont look at lads, so I might be talking outta my ass.

>>74428905
Nope, don't know who that is

>>74428891
I'll stay on /int/ for /cp/.

>>74411594
roll please dont be something harsh.

How come getting girls to talk to me seems a lot harder than when I was 19/20? I'm only 23, girls who are 18/19 shouldn't feel that out of touch talking to me, right?

>>74428793
>>74428963
i view lads often and sometimes it is extremely obvious they post here, maybe not in /cp/ but some board anyway
the folks from here i talk to are decent anyway

>>74429103
Would like to see examples if possible? Might be funny

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>>74428558
just keep going until you fall in love with at least 4

>>74429184
Well there is one from Belarus who hasn't messaged me in months but came back three days ago..
And one who is a good penpal but nothing more.

It's just that I am kinda tired answering on IP.

>>74429405
Seems like a alright lad, I'd buy him a pint.

>>74429288
I remember the belarussian girl, how's things did you message her when she got back?

someone I walked past called me a virgin even though I had never seen them before,

Time to go lift?

>>74429481
Yeah, he wasn't that autistic and not threatening at all.
Anyway, the point - some people make it clear that they're from here on their profiles.

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>>74429668
I just saw her message half an hour ago, so it is just greetings.
I offered her whatsapp or another messenger now.

Why are russian girls all so fucking skinny

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>mfw I just want to fap to some degenerate SFM porn but I have 3 qts that want me to cum for them on Skype

Fuck this gay site, I wish I never went there
>>74429722
Time to lift

>>74429766
why would you do that. Surly you wouldn't want people knowing you browsed 4chan?

I try to keep 4chan out of everywhere because its just feels weird to talk about it else where.

I don't think I could be friends with someone I knew browsed 4chan.

>>74429829
They don't have 400 types of canned mackerel to stuff their heads with

Why are all Swedes either really fat or really fit?

>viewed 2 times today

pls

>talking to a girl older than me

i'm 28 she's 29, is this okay? i dont want to get too old too fast, i feel like if i get a 23/24 qt then there's still room to fuck around.

>>74429781
gl!

>cute girl messages me from Austria
>same age as me
>offers to help me with my German

Hit the jackpot boys

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>>74429903
>he doesn't know

>>74429917
The first woman I slept with was 8 years older than me. I was 18. Age is just a number :)

>>74429917
>tfw 20 talking to a 25 year old
I'm autistic and really don't know but I almost think she's flirting with me
She might be taking the piss though.

>>74429935
Thanks bro

>>74428558
delete and block everyone you don't find fit like boring messages that are "hi, how are u"
only answer msgs that you find interesting or if they're super qt

>>74429842
some people connect through mutual interests + internet culture is a thing too
same, especially if they're from /pol/ or /r9k/. having an opinion is ok but if you're spergy about it, that's where I draw the line.

>>74430011
I slept with a 27 year old while 19, been roasted by my friends ever since

>>74429917
Of course it is okay.

>>74430011
Sounds pretty good desu.

>>74430083
Why? Or how?

>>74430083
They are just jelly lad.

>>74430114
>Why
Drunk (also didn't find out till the next morning)
>how
She was a postgrad at my uni

>>74429917
>28

Holy fuck I hope I stop posting here soon, if I still post here when Im 28 I will kill my self.

>>74430083
This is actually common.

I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN BUT I AM A DUMB TRANNY WHO WILL NEVER EVER FUCK A GIRL AGAIN
KILL ME

>>74430198
I'd probably get props at least from a few. The others wouldn't care.

>>74430249
wym
mtf? ftm?

>>74430254
Well I also get shit on for the fact I slept with a non white

>>74430249
if you are mtf you can add me on kik.

>>74429886
idk really

>>74430287
mtf so barely working dick and I'll cry

>>74430311
I look like a boy :(

>>74430311
Moving from a cuckold fetish to a tranny fetish is not an acceptable substitute

>>74430303
a qt indian or paki?

>>74430355
>qt indian or paki
There's no such thing mate, I wouldn't touch one of them
Just a chink, she looked younger hence why I didn't find out till later

>>74430337
so you're a mtf that is attracted to girls?
are you going to keep your dick or nah?

>>74430337
you're fucking retarded mate

>>74430450
I'm bi I guess but mostly attracted to girls yeah. Dunno, getting a decent neovag is expensive as fuck so I might just keep my dick and get facial surgery. It only really bothers me when I try having sex.

>>74430503
please dont mutilate yourself. you will be much happier

>>74429950
REEEEEEEE she saw my reply and went offline

>>74430503

You know

No person, no problem.

Some yank keeps viewing my profile. Is it one of you lot? username begins with a "b"

If so I ask that you cease immediately! thanks

>>74430550
I don't think you know how this works, friend

>>74430645
Correct but I want a person

>>74430717
Post profile

>>74430717
No.

>>74430751

/Beddy1

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>>74430745
No, no you misunderstand comrade.

If you cease to exist, you will have no issues.

No person, no problem.

>>74430503
>facial surgery
That makes two of us.

Im getting a Lefort to move the bones in my face and change my facial shape.

Im getting a rhinoplasty to fix my nose and give it a better shape.

Im getting a canthopexy to fix my eyes.

Im getting a hair transplant or hairline lowering surgery.

im getting bucal fat removal. But I want to drop to around 9 percent body fat first.

After all this I will see if there is anymore surgery that needs doing.

>>74430863
Right
I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself

>>74430882
dont mutilate yourself. you will regret it

>>74430879
>implying I know any surgical terms other than FFS and SRS

>>74430929
That's fine, how big is your penis?

>>74430882
I want to ask your opinion about something
I want to feel sympathetic for trans people but I can't. I can't support you but neither will I bully you.
How do you feel about that? Would you feel angry if your friend remains your friend but just avoids the trans topic?

>>74431156
Like just over 6 inches

>>74431166
It's fine, I genuinely don't care. My goal isn't being a tranny, it's being a girl. I won't be happy with myself anyway till people won't even notice anymore and then they can't be against me for it.
As long as noone beats me up and preferably doesn't insult me it's all good.
I avoid the trans topic myself except with other trannies so it's perfect if people just ignore it and let me do my thing

>>74430821
He saw mine too, my first thought was about he being the typical American bully. But actuality hes the opposite.

help this >>74430022 qt is talking about spitting in my mouth and whipping me what do i do

>>74427697
>>74427820
The area we live in Dublin is really nice. In my opinion Columbus can throw elbows with Pittsburgh and Denver in the next 10 years.

>>74431245
Thanks for answering.
Also, would you be offended if people called you by your original pronouns despite looking completely like a girl and chopping your penis off?
Luckily I don't know any trans person irl but when I talk to trans people online I just call them "they" or refer by name. Are trans people bothered by that?

>>74431386
It'd probably hurt, yes. By then I should be able to cut those people out of my life if they do it on purpose though. For now it's not an issue cause most people don't know and you can't see it yet when I wear clothes.
They is fine by me and if they give you their boyname I think it's also fine, but a lot of the progressive leftie trannies probably won't be so happy about it.

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>>74430821
You lied to me! My parents told me never to trust an Irishman

>>74430821
>/Beddy1
lol that ween views me a lot too

>>74430227

I've been posting here since i was 17 m8, once you're here you're here forever

>>74431463
kek

/PedroRR
is this a fake chad profile?

>>74431833
>/PedroRR

Don't see why you think so

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>Talking to this Algerian girl about politics
>Is obviously anti-left wing and against political correctness and feminism
>Is upset that I don't give two fucks about what two faggots do behind closed doors
I ain't a Muslim or a Christian, why should I give a fuck?

>tfw fat Czech girl messages me first but I'm so thirsty I respond anyway and call her pretty
I sunk very low

>>74432401
You arent jacking off for her on cam yet so don't jump the gun

>>74432401
I did this with an Asian and I feel like complete scum
Pretty close to just ending it right now

>>74432481
I asked for her snapchat this is getting dangerously close
The last time I used snapchat was like 2 years ago on holiday when I was seeing how easy American tinder sluts are, got some "18"-year-old to send me nudes in 2 hours lol.

>>74432496
It's so disgusting, why are impulses so hard to resist

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>>74431725
The absolute madman only went and reported me