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Danz

watching a lot of gay lifestyle videos on youtube

not sure why, not even attracted to men

might be helpful in the long-run though

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>tfw didn't have spots when I was younger
>tfw they're now flaring up at 19
JUST

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Is this the thread for intellectual discussion?

What does FOY mean?

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Milk Dog 3

>>74394899
>>might be helpful in the long-run though
for when you decide to come out?

>>74394865
3 2 1 4

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>Haha, how could a handsome lad like you never have a girlfriend? Do you even know how to have sex? Maybe I could teach you, haha

>>74394910
chebs?

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Rate the CV lads

Can't (CANNOT) be arsed to go into work tomorrow.

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70s-80s weeb music is very good

hmmm might need to clear this up
I'll be 19 in a couple of weeks, she'll be 18 in a couple of months
literally a 14 months difference
nothing illegal
now if you excuse me, I have to return some calls to this so called GCHQ

tfw no bf

>>74394910
i'd intellectually wipe my dick over her
>>74394916
FOL

>>74394916
It's not an acronym, the word "foy" is just internet slang for "good post!"

It's just usually said in all caps because people are enthusiastic about it

>>74394924
Do people actually ask you why you don't have a girlfriend?

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>Looney Tunes was called 'Boon Time' in Australia

literally why
dumb cunts

>>74394963
Only your parents do as soon as they begin to suspect you might actually be a bender.

>>74394938
is this the liam everyone on /brit/ is talking about

normies are going absolutely BALLISTIC because whatsapp isn't working and they can't text stacey to come over for a shag because they are too young to remember how to use SMS

howling how these trivial little things don't even slightly bother be because I have not, nor or I want so-called "mates"

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Night xx

>>74394933
Saw thumbnail and thought this was gonna be a cute jap

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Where can i get a shitty job real quick in london bro's?

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wouldn't complain if a meteorite fell out of the sky and hit me on the head

>>74394980
Loony is an ableist slur

>>74394997
sleep tight wagie

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>>74394999
sorry, here's one now (on the left)

>>74394980
>boon time
This is what we call chimpouts

>>74394997
night night bb ilu

How much liquid white out do you have to sniff to get high?

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>>74394933
90s weeb music best weeb music

https://youtu.be/lCRx5Pog-JI

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who /nightshift/ here?

Mum's arguing with her boyfriend again

wish the gf didn't go to bed so early, wanted to chat with her now

>using 'weeb' as a placeholder for 'japanese'
dumbshits

>>74395032
is he black?
*takes my cock in my hand, eagerly awaiting your reply*

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>>74395031
not me haha

roses are red
irises are sable
britain needs a government
that's both strong and stable

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https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

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Up the RA

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might have another tinny lads

>>74395078
Some boy...

>>74395092
inb4 you reply to yourself with 5 bradley images

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>thanks for coming to our karaoke party anon! It's your turn to sing now!

What do?

>>74395025
Why is he so beautiful? I am not even attracted to him, but he is absolutely aesthetic

>>74395118
Why do you post this shit?

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>>using 'weeb' as a placeholder for 'japanese'
>dumbshits

>>74395092
£10 is fucking grim

At least in Ireland you get 85% of your normal dole payment and max for that is 195. So 165 euro Christmas bonus

>>74395118
i would playfully decline and then do it if they persisted

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Expanded Commonwealth membership for Jersey, Guernsey and Man tbph

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*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

>>74395092
>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

No seriously now, are they doing this to make fun of poor people

Feeling like a VERY big poof right now lads

Just texted a girl saying I don't want a second date even though we had fun on the first. She was attractive enough but I didn't feel a connection and I'm not interested in casual sex ahaha x.

Coffee date with the chinky broad went well.

Thank you to the lad who recommended the apple fritters.

>>74395118
YUH

>>74395175
pics

>>74394990
>tfw Aunts always asked if I had a gf
>one time my Uncle chimed in '...or a boyfriend, you know, if that's what you like'

Was quite excruciating. Thankfully acquired a gf since.

>>74395118
*belts out Linkin Park's Crawling in my Skin*

>>74394865
2314

>>74395195
owned

Lads
Should I do a year abroad in Canada

>>74395165
>dad [emoji of a male]

neck yerself

>>74395118
Alri then
*whispers to the DJ*
*beat drops*
SEE THAT GIRL
WATCH THAT SCENE
DIG IN THE DANCING QUEEEEEENNNNNNNN

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*runs into Lidl at full pace*
>Mam, put down those own brand turkey twizzlers! Me bonus has come in - it's Bernard Matthews for us this year!
>Oooh luv, it's a Christmas miracle it is!
*whole store breaks into cheers and applause*

>>74395195
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with that anon"
*looks at you unexpectedly*

>>74395092

oh my god why even send the money

think i've pissed away that much on three drinks in a pub.

>>74395172
haha can i have her haha xox

>>74395092
>>74395160
>>74395248
genuinely sad that you've done this 3 nights in a row

i meant expectedly sorry

>>74395248
this is my favourite one

*enters /brit/ and gets on the piano*

I'm wearing a Tom Ford suit, shoes and glasses, my Burberry raincoat draped over my arm. The raincoat, along with my hair, are both dampened by the substantial showers that have plagued this small town. The maître d' can see this and offers me a towel and asks if I'd like to order anything, no, thank you, I reply, instead I head off to the piano.

*starts playing Piano Sonata No.14 by Beethoven*

*all the patrons drop their FT, and begin to slowly sip their whiskey as they have a flashback montage of all the people they have loved and lost*

The room goes silent, bar the piano, everybody is too busy contemplating. After a passionate session of playing, I rise, order a vodka, on the rocks, no ice and recline in my first generation Eames chair and ottoman, as I sit back it causes me to ponder on everything that went wrong in my life. A tortured soul, one that has witnessed too much pain and heartbreak, it's just me and the cruel, empty world we are all subject to. I leave, half drunk, throw on my raincoat and hop into my Mercedes 300sl Gullwing. The roads are quite icy and visibility is poor, and suddenly, I slide, hit a barrier and roll down a bank. My birth, my parents (long gone), my first love, my first child all flash before me, before I die on the freezing cold grass, all alone.

Thinking about moving to the UK to acquire some of that sweet JSA before Brexit happens

this bradleyposting samefagger is one of the worst posters on /brit/, maybe even top 10 worst posters

bye

>>74395287
jsa doesn't exist any more mate

>>74395270
think he's been at it longer than that

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>

want a fag but there is a normie in the kitchen downstairs

*sigh*

>>74395230
got a warm bed right here for ya lad xx

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avg. american home coming thru
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/103-Friars-Ct_Williamsburg_VA_23185_M66713-34940#photo0

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>this bradleyposting samefagger is one of the worst posters on /brit/, maybe even top 10 worst posters

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>>74395318

>>74395304
why would the government of the united kingdom lie to me

https://www.gov.uk/jobseekers-allowance/eligibility

>>74395328
smoke out the window

>>74395297
He's a full blown retard I bet it's FONT spammer and screaming spammer

>>74395285
>tom ford
>eames

Good taste anon I appreciate what you just posted

the oneitus keeps uploading selfies on insta

conflicting feels

have the masses forgotten about brexit yet? hopefully the government will keep stalling until the rorkes limited mental capacity loses sight of it

>>74395314
yeah bradleyposting. I am talking about the link he posted

this candy floss is nice

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the hour approaches...

>>74395239
>not having a dad(male) and dad(female)
>>>/pol/

>>74395347
that's the old version, it's being phased out now so if you apply you won't get jsa but the newer form of it which is harder to just claim for fun

>>74395230
it's your choice, but i will warn you that you will risk encountering canadians if you go

>>74395377
so am i

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>>74395187

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>£10

>>74395340
Ah fucking Christ this is disgustingly 1980s dated

Why are people voting for the Tories when Labour are pro-brexit

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>there is only one bradleyposter

>>74395403
not bad

>>74395367
Don't post here anymore Kevin

>>74395428
>gif
fuck off

>wagecucks
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Back to work tomorrow wagie. My schedule? Get up at around 12. Maybe have sex with my beautiful gf. then maybe read some philosophy.

wew
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nyos_disaster

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>>74395340
>£344k

heres what you buy for the same in my shithole town:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47911338.html

>>74395431
yeah especially considering she asked me out haha

kek since when has there been brit threads on gif

>>>/gif/10528050

>>74395417
we want a red white and blue brexit and a strong and stable government

>>74395414
Nigger, that home is 1000+1 times better than any of these modern homes with horrific same siding and non-custom design, and yet you still pay 300k. Homes from 1950-1979 are still the best

>>74395428
He's a clueless Yank who's been posting here for about 2 weeks

>>74395346
Did they even get this guy yet?

Mad how little coverage there was of it all
Almost as if...hmm...an agenda, perhaps...

>>74395386
sounds grim mate. hope they won't cut the benefits of /brit/ posters or force them to work at tesco

wagies:time poor
neets:resource poor
trust fund babbies:time rich resource rich

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off my tits on the 'cid lads

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Currently dating this alien

going to skip raid night to play an alt probably lol...

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>>74395446
>read some philosophy

>>74395468
weeks now, stop being new

>>74395483
hey i remember you

you said you were going to take 1200ug and then go to sleep lol

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>>74395462

>>74395483
nice

how many tabs u take

>>74395500
lol ffs

>>74395497
Don't regularly browse porn boards and keep track of their changes iah la but thanks

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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-house-for-sale/saint-john/live-by-the-bay-of-fundy-beautiful-historical-st-martins-home/1260814982?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

>2 acres
>6 bedrooms
>ocean view
>300k

Why aren't you investing in New Brunswick?

reckon 190kg is gonna do an elliot rodgers any day now

>>74395483
need to do acid and watch heavy metal now

this 190 master cuck guy is a fag right? he keeps posting pics of guys you would expect 12 year old girls to

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>>74395460
See though, you can't argue except for anything other than lot size given that is the norm for most cities in the UK

Here is another Williamsburg home that's all custom built upper middle class hangover from the 70s

This home is scary the amount of lumber they used for it. But you can't tell me you wouldn't want to live in this comfy thinker's home

>http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/260-Nottingham-Rd_Williamsburg_VA_23185_M69805-53210#photo0

>>74395529
nonced his niece

>>74395497

i only used to go there for porn but just torrent it now
gif is for porn but the thread is just presenters and holly willobooby, seems a bit pointless

>>74395529
no he's an alpha chad

There is a really cutie girl here right now but theres a problem.

Shes married and she has kids. Is life anything but suffering?

NEED a million ton cloud of carbon dioxide to descend upon me and quench my miserable existence

>>74395529
he's a nonce so yeah he's probably gay as well

>>74395557
keep away then

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rate the new monitor lads.

>>74395557
imagine her disgusting, flabby roastie gaping open because of how the kids permanently stretched it

>>74395484

*eats after you cum*

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/jeff-sessions-woman-guilty-laughing-year-jail-sentence-code-pink-protester-a7716456.html

Ah yes, the land of the free, most impressive

>>74395589
>permanently stretched it
virgins out

>>74395471
Lol midcentury moderns sure, the rest are architectural abominations and if you disagree you have shit taste

House you linked looks like a fucking steak and ale

>>74395559
wish the old gas stoves were still around where you could just stick your head in turn it on and go to sleep forever.

for a supposedly progressive society we've made taking your own life harder than ever before. notice how hard it is to find real rope that's not that yellow plastic slippery shite? that's so they can keep you alive and keep profiting off your miserable existence.

>>74395571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akDsHTdGDCc

>>74395588
Fatty

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Have any of you had this stout? Is it any good? Was thinking about buying some.

>>74395595

t h i c c

>>74395597
There is a disorderly conduct law in courts for a reason.

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You vs. the rod she told you not to worry about

>>74395597
repeatedly interrupting a federal confirmation would be classified as disorderly conduct, yes (not protected under muh free speech).

>>74395588
thought this was a dead fat guy in a tank full of water

>>74395633
Yeah it's well nice lad

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Reddit is stealing gimmicks from us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBKnpyoFEBo

absolute banger for the sub deanos

>>74395659
Which is better, the oatmeal or imperial?

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>it's a "I skip my lectures and spend the day at the computer" episode

>>74395670
this is /int/ mate

>>74395696
Haha, you probably go to a shit uni anyway hehe

it's a "8 credit exam for which i've done fuck all tomorrow"

>>74395690
are you a nigger?
inb4 >le edgy!!!!!!

>>74395619
>Lol midcentury moderns sure, the rest are architectural abominations

As opposed to what? I'm speaking in terms of construction materials and the era they were built in.

Most modern middle class homes are built with artificial materials, PVC, vinyl flooring/laminate, white bleached walls, grey kitchens with the same fucking design in every 9/10 homes, on top of less than 10,000 sq. ft.

If you disagree you're probably a mulatto child with chinese drywall syndrome

...episode

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>n-word

>>74395696
what do you study

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>>74395030
>this on while my qt japanese gf and I cruise out to meet some of the Mid Night Club racers for a cannonball run in my new Silvia

born slightly too late

>>74395718
newcunt

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>http://www.entitledto.co.uk/benefits-calculator/

that's really not bad for sitting on your ass and doing absolutely nothing.

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Post us some sad tunes lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GEhHNsJyho

choon

>>74395751
Most of that is housing benefit that goes straight to the landlord

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>>74395597
Fairooz....Muslim surname....good maybe some more will laugh.

>>74395755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3KHQfLBK_w

not sad but choon

>>74395708
No they are literally using the term gimmick now

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>>74395696
>it's a "I skip my lectures to go the gym" episode
EVERY
FUCKING
DAY

>>74395718
a literal 0/10 post

literally the worst post i've seen most likely this year.

christ.

>>74395690
>Jordan Sparks, Chris Brown
>Featuring Chris Brown

what

>>74395718
excellent post

>>74395808
>expecting autismo yank to not be retarded

>it's a i skip my lectures so I can chainsmoke and drink coffee with my housemates edition

>>74395808
hello nigger

>>74395719
I'm talking about design you fucking sperg, my original comment was about it being dated

>it's a I don't skip lectures but I don't pay attention anyway episode

>>74395808
I'll take that as a yes
why does /brit/ have tripfag niggers?

>>74395804
dunno where those ledditors are from but the word gimmick isn't uncommon here

>those lads that go to lectures and then spend the entirety of them on their phones

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do not see the point of it all

>>74395718
I want to beat you up you absolute fucking nerd

Never post here again

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>>74395841
>>74395858
>Lectures in May

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOzD3dK5nuc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_RqWocthcc

another childhood tune

deanos would love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCfAGSkhggQ

ahh yes brings me back

>>74395864
newcunt

>>74395755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>74395879
when does the year finish in the northern hemisphere

>>74395884
>more nigger music
someone help

>>74395880

nonce TWAT

>>74395873
I just stole this retardo Pepe FYI

>>74395848
You're the type of mental deficient who thinks because you put some faux grey wood on a wall panel that you've upped the resale value on your home. new =/= better

Fuck off back to pinterest

shan't be opening any of those

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>Everton winger Aaron Lennon was detained under the Mental Health Act by police over concerns for his welfare.

>Greater Manchester Police said: "Police were called at around 4.35pm to reports of a concern for the welfare of a man on Eccles Old Road.

>"Officers attended and a 30-year-old man was detained under section 136 of the Mental Health Act and was taken to hospital for assessment."

Thoughts?

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>>74395751
Fucking hell if I just moved back home with the parents I'd get £3000 a year and never have to work a day. Pretty certain I could live on £60 a week with no rent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MgxF_tCmzk

This song fits this thread.

>>74395880
Thanks I'm on a watch list now

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>>74395880

enjoy guantanamo

>>74395819
lol observant

never noticed after all these years

kudos to you

>>74395939
They mean he was doing something criminal and when they realised it was him it became 'mental health' because he's well known.

>>74395900
March

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http://www.ericrobertsactor.com/
>eric roberts created his own site
>its fucking shite

>>74395864
because you keep fucking responding, now fuck off

>>74395956
Nah he was going to a motorway bridge to kill himself

>>74395900
>Northern hemisphere
Aka the only relevant bits of the world

>>74395948
Neil Patrick Harris from Harol and Kumar Christmas was basically this

>>74395996
yeah cheers good response

>>74395993
Should have let him

>>74395949
>>74395950
lmao I didn't even open the link, found it on >>>/tv/82353577

>>74395979
Reminds me of Bebo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbpGmR1-QM

more childhood absolute tunes

im on form

>>74395927
I literally AM TALKING ABOUT DESIGN

How fucking stupid are you, something can be old but still look good and not dated, literally how fucking retarded are you that you're unable to understand what architectural design is

The house you linked looks like a steak and ale and you're a faggot nerd with shitty taste

no money man can win my love; it's sweetness that I'm thinking of 2bh

>>74395979
Why are actors all fucking mental

>>74395979
literally who

>>74395880
how does she glide on the hoverboard so smoothly

>>74395880
Really wanna see what the fuck all the commotion is about but I don't want to be arrested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0fk6syQ7iY any1 heard this? crazy

literally CANNOT be arsed to clean the ol 'ildo

>>74396023
>>74396025
he's in a load of stuff. He's listed for literally hundreds of roles. he's also in killers music vids, which his website seems to be very proud of

>>74396011
yea yea save it for the judge mate

>>74395949
>>74395950

What was it I don't wanna click it

>>74396048
actually a funny pun

lol

business idea:start posting risky click youtube vids

>>74396020
You are literally talking about your own literal subjective tastes as though there are some objective correlations here with what is "Good"

Your opinion is worth that shitty wall of text, nothing, and you don't understand how housing markets work because you probably have no credit. You might think it looks like shit because your father is a gelded faggot who enjoys bright flourescent colors. That house is still far superior in every way, including overall design, than 95% of the middle class homes built after 1980.

Now go fucking eat a bullet and stop responding to me.

>>74396062
>>>/tv/82354996

WORRY

>>74396062
>>74396042
>>>/tv/82353577

there isn't even any nudity you fucking pussies, you're not going to get v&

whats the best horror movie with lovecraft influence?

>>74396101
THE HOUSE

LOOKS LIKE

SHIIIIIT

>>74396121
maybe brit is too subtle for you

>>74396103
>>74396102
>>74396062
>>74396042
/brit/ absolutely rustled
mummy may gonna get you sickos

bored posting here now

cya in like 2 hours lol

got one girls number tonight (friend of a friend) and having a cracking bit of chit chat with another over tinder

>>74396103
Shan't

just did a GIGANTIC shit

the ol' sphincter was NOT ready for such a brutal stretching

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off t' chippy
anyone want owt?

>>74396188
those are fries lmoa

>>74396146
>mummy may
>3/4 posters are JF

hmm

Playing Doom 3
It was a bit of a departure but it's a pretty good game 2bh

bored of being awake now

sleep won't come for a few hours though

call me mr. raider, call me mr. wrong, call me mr. vain

It's apparently clothed softcore child porn

alri 190kg you said you'd fuck off now get going son

>>74396244
>clothed
>porn
you're out of your fucking nut

>>74396227
Can I call you a faggot

wanna move to australia more and more each day but should probably visit first

>>74396271
No, girls all over the world, they hope and pray and die for men like me, cause I'm the one begotten son that breaks the mould, take a look at male epitome

>>74396244
it's just some bird dancing mate it's nothing bad

>>74396257
Ah it's only porn when there are no clothes involved at last I truly see...

>>74396250
this

got the handwriting of a primary school aged child
not happy with it

>>74396277
Shut the fuck up already Kevin

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Feeling sick lads :(

>>74396250
Done a howl oh my dayz senpai *laughing crying emoji*

>>74396209
It's always half off on PSN

Why do some Brits call Diana a traitor?

>>74396289
99% of the time, yes. and that video is certainly not fucking porn. you're a retard

siri, how do i stop lusting after willies

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Dressed mad comfy today

>>74396314
get better then

How do I alleviate my insatiable thirst for cock lads

I remember when the teachers tried to report me for blasting porn noises on my blue tooth speaker at high schoolers in sixth form. Literally howled at them when they got the police in. Distressing noises my arse.

>>74396345
alri jordan

anyone fancy a meetup? nothing sexual

Emmanuel Macron is a fucking sociopath.

gonna eat a miniroll, put on my cream then go to bed
night xx

>>74396345
post arsehole

>>74396364
you sound like a manlet

>>74395880
did a watch
closed it out of morals
now i kinda wanna watch again
inb4 nonce

Siri, is 4 inches average?

>>74396391
A wrong observation, I am unironically 190cm like this kid

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>>74396369
Ayo I am here

>>74396406
that's about as noncy as you can get what do you mean inb4 nonce

>>74396373
wish i was in britain so i could meet up and heem the fuck out of you

>>74396429
where do you live mate

Having one of those really sloppy shits that takes ages to clean

After that I'm off to bed

Then I'll probably apply to some more jobs and listen to my parents scream at each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elg1yogc6JI

I got the old school tech like Yoda.

>>74396373
Where lad?

morning lads

>>74396451
australia

>>74396423
just didn't want anybody to call me a nonce

business idea: rent out my arsehole to gayboys

>>74396454
Have fun with the stingbutt

>>74396454
>Then I'll probably apply to some more jobs and listen to my parents scream at each other

I envy your life

>>74396456
trip back on 190cm nigger

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Scottish people should be thrown into a pit filled with snakes

>>74396350
thnx

>>74396345
https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/digestive-diseases/bowel-control-problems-fecal-incontinence

>>74396308
got the torso and legs of a primary school aged child
in the cupboard
haha!

>>74396464
sort of anticipated this post

>>74395987
new

*blows up fish and chip shop*

>>74396479
Trip back on? You be tripping, fool.

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>>74396454

>>74396507
>that beer
grim

I am supreme, eminent, magnificent, divine - I am the closest thing there is to a living god iibh

>>74396486
get tae fuck taig

>>74396543
>>74396543
>>74396543
>>74396543
this just in

There you go tramps
>>74396532
>>74396532
>>74396532

>>74396507
>that pour
Grim

I drank like a gentleman today. Though I am an alcoholic. I cause noone any problems.