/cum/

fuck donald trump

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Mad cuz your mom's a fan

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I am superior

rebosting since thread ended

>>74394663
>doesn't feel happy with him
it's so fucked up how women have been brainwashed to think their life should be like a fairy tale romance novel 100% of the time

and now with alimony/child support/getting half of the shit they have no incentive to put up with even the smallest amount of problems

it's fucked up

Elysium is a prophetic movie. Except there will be no space station to save us from the hordes of brown people.

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>>74394682
hello /v/

admit it, If you could smell girls butts like dogs do you'd do it

>>74394785
There will be a space station, but you won't be on it

>>74394800
gross

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I'm gonna do this. New goal.

why is torontolad always seemingly depressed?

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https://www.instagram.com/msrebeccablack/?hl=en
tfw rebecca black is a whore now

>>74394821
queer

>>74394840
the way of the thot

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>>74394840

>>74394741
>People actually fell for that stupid /pol/ psyop
This legitimately makes me lose faith in humanity.

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Why do organizations go on to college campuses and ask for money? Especially during the end of the semester? None of us have money. Also, southerners watch out. Your bigotry is coming to an end.

>>74394754
He's absolutely not ugly. I'd even call him handsome. What a damn shame. All he had to do was tune down assburgers and realize that he needed to take some initiative instead of wanting for everything to be handed to him on a golden, diamond encrusted platter.

I also blame his parents for coddling him too much.

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1/3

>>74394840
I would tbqh

If I had a choice. I would not kill all non whites.

I would kill all their enablers. The white progressives.

Traitors first.

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can i have one tekken gf

>>74394785
IMO nomadic ocean-borne cities will happen before parks in space, but with a similar social dynamic.

>>74394959
Yeah

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>>74394946
2/3

>>74394915
Seems pretty bigoted to not tolerate southern culture.

When will the modern left realize they're the fascists?

I finally did a hand stand in my yoga class, but I fell over and nearly hurt my neck when I looked over at the cute girl next to me smiling

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Stop
liking
ugly
gooks

>>74394971
How can you be nomadic in a pressurized underwater city you stoopid idiot

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>>74394984
3/3

>>74394991
>Goes to a yoga class
>Pretends he's interested in girls

>>74395000
kek

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Hey anon....tehe...glad I found you. Why are you hiding up there silly come on down and play with me

>>74395044
REEE ROASTIES GET OFF MY TOWER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nldh_QQORE

>>74395038
It is literally the only two credit course the university offered that fit my schedule

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>>74394991
>break neck
>women laugh
wtf

ooo you silly silly willy willy

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>>74395060
ANON I WANT TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN. WITH YOUR POWER LEVELS OUR CHILDREN WILL CONQUER. IMPREGNATE ME UNTIL I CAN BIRTH NO MORE. WE MUST CREATE THE HORDE.

I wonder what living in Vegas is like.

I was there for a week. But it was for work and I didn't have much time to go out. The heat was incredible but since it was dry I could tolerate it for a time.

The electric bills must be huge. Don't know if it would offset the lack of income tax.

>>74395095
I-is it fun doing weird poses on mats? Reminds me of the shit we did in kindgarden

>>74395096
pretty sure she wanted me to talk to her after class because she stuck around forever by herself
too bad I had a meeting to go to right after and didn't have time to talk to her

>>74395190
Always wanted to go to Vegas. Literally seems like the most degenerate sinful city ever and it's surrounded by a desert. Something interesting about that.

>>74395212
you fucked it

>>74395005
I'm talking boats

Hook these shits up with robot crews and boss internet, and you've got floating untouchable fortresses of financial and political dominance.

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>>74395000
STOP
T. cara vilkernes

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>>74395262
>>74395005

pic related

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>>74395193
It's alright, you build the flexibility relatively quickly and it requires a lot of stamina
We repeat the blue part for the first half hour of class

>>74395262
>>74395298
Don't think many countries would like giant populated flotillas with independent economies and politics out in the open ocean in international waters and especially around their Territorial waters

>>74395250
I'll see her again monday so it'll be fine

https://www.instagram.com/rosannapansino/?hl=en
I wish this gaymur girl dressed more slutty

why do white guys like asian girls?
ugly faces and flat bodies

>>74395369
I mean, if it's for easy credits and there are qts I get it, but I'd feel like such a dumbass doing these

>>74395449
I like them because they're young and innocent looking, and they're culturally submissive and loyal
I'm chi though

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Ok for real this is me

>>74395478
>submissive
>loyal
dont fall for these memes

>>74395449
Some of them are pretty hot

>>74395510
don't kill my delusion
also, they have the best nipples of any race

>>74395535
best? i think its quite rare for them to have pink nipples
dont let porn delude you

>>74395469
everyone else plays it straight so it's not really embarrassing

>>74395569
>i think its quite rare for them to have pink nipples
exactly. I can't stand skin tone colored nipples

Shit tier thread

>>74395626
mad cuz your mom's a fan

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Don't like nipples at all desu

>>74395626
your mum doesn't think so

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*rides bike on adjacent bike path studded with trees*

>>74395626
You're just mad that you aren't made of /cum/, Ahmed

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>>74394840
there goes another childhood hero

>>74395626
as if lurkers would have anything to say about the thread quality

>>74395723
>rebecca black
>hero
well at least shes embraced her fap potential

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https://twitter.com/hashtag/LicenseToDiscriminate
>trump about to get BTFO again
H-how do we cope bro's?

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Personal motor vehicles should not be permitted in areas with more than 10,000 people per square mile.

>>74395759
what did he do this time

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>>74395759
>drumpffags thought they won
ahahaha it was all apart of her plan my man

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>>74395815
https://twitter.com/i/moments/859876374894465024

>>74395759
Hillary can still win heres how: Donate all your lifes savings to her

My ideal woman is a tan Italian woman with curly soft thick shiny black hair who will make me pasta and cuddle with me after a long day of work

>>74395856
I support this 2bh

hate canadians
they're always like "ooh look at me. i'm canadian"
gets on my nerves

>>74395856
im ok with this

I don't need a woman to make me pasta

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>>74395901
ooh look at me. i'm canadian.

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>>74395901
Great post

>>74395901
you wouldn't chat this shit in real life

>>74395915
>>74395897
if it gives people like Kim Davis the right to deny marriage license then thats fucked up

>>74395973
what is the point of gays getting married again?

>>74395973
why do sodomites want to get married in churches
there are other places to get married if they wish, but christian marriage is between a woman and a man

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>looking through those #LicenseToDiscriminate posts
>they're talking about how if it passes mudslime business owners are going to discriminate and kill fags
What the fuck is going on with the left holy shit

>>74395973
Don't know who that is or care 2bh

>>74396015
to get the same tax benefits as hetero married people

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look at this

>>74396033
Churches should have the right to refuse. Government workers shouldn't be able to refuse legal marriage papers

>>74396008
lots of ips in north america are near static

>>74396036
>https://twitter.com/i/moments/859876374894465024
b-but religion of peace

>>74396039
gays should be taxed more for spreading AIDS lol

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>>74396039
>incentivizing people who can't have children to have children

>>74395856
good trump

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>>74396076
excellente poste

Lads. I think I'm gay.

My parents wouldn't care...but I do. I find homosexual behavior repulsive but I cannot get attracted to a female body. Today I decided to try jacking off to gay porn....I liked it....why am i like this?

Why am i gay? I had a perfectly good childhood. I wasn't abused. I never had a hard time with anything.

Fuck lads. This sucks.

"5/10 FACT: @realDonaldTrump's #LicenseToDiscriminate executive order could allow health care providers to refuse to treat #LGBTQ patients."

where do they get this bullshit from? hospitals dont refuse to treat anyone if their life is in danger

>>74396081
force gays to adopt, 2 birds one big gay stone

>>74396081
this

>>74396095
Fucking faggot, get the fuck out of here before we all get AIDS

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STOP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS

>>74396122
ryan the adults are talking now

if the us and canada were gay lovers which one would be fucking the other one in the ass

>>74396117
oh yeah, because we need more abused mentally ill children

>>74394682
I killed whatshisname after he did that and the male shopkeeper got mad at me also. I was a fool.

>>74396122
yeah lets talk about kpop and pokemon instead

>>74396095
Go suck on a peepee and realize it's a horrible mistake and your beliefs about attraction are skewed from too much porn

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>>74396134
Go fuck yourself.

>>74396095
steps to not be gay

1. Have sex with women

It's that simple. You've been cured haha

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>>74396095

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twitter is so good fuck

>>74396166
dude peace love lmao

>>74396140
America would be power bottom

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How many people has drumpf deported so far?

We all need to deposit ejaculate in a woman

>>74396183
Not enough

If the nipple has a diameter less than 10cm she can keep walking

>>74396166
hmmm interesting theory HOWEVER

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>people care about faggot rights itt

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>>74396166
>when she describes herself as a "hippie"

No woman in the world is worthy of my seed

>>74396202
This. Don't trust the gays the only thing they want to do is give you AIDS. Those pozzing threads have convinced me.

>>74396206
This and I'm not even picky

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pol positively BTFO

>>74396226
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDS

>>74396234
>Throwing them off buildings and setting them on fire
vs
>I don't want to bake this cake for you tbqh m8

damn
literally the exact same thing

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>>74396234
Counterpoint

>>74396192
So the "dreamer" in the article is the only one then?

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Getting myself banned, please bump the thread:

>>74396272

>>74396234
I agree with both of those points and I'm not conservative, I'm a radical centrist

>>74396265
lmao 'slums on suicide watch

Trump to sign order lifting ban on political activity by churches - Reuters

USA is christian sharia land in the making

sober is the new high

>>74396278
>getting myself banned
Just type #opisafaggot in the name field

>>74396306
XD i hope it works

>>74396302
>USA is christian sharia land in the making

See nothing wrong with that. The only reason Sharia is bad is because it's Muslim and prohibits alcohol and gambling.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12889853

>>74395000
I'm not sure what everyone's deal with her is. You can tell that in person she looks like the inbred aristo that she is

>>74396095
serious answer: for some people, same-sex attraction (or lack thereof) is determined less by genetics and more by environment. for others, (probably you) it's the other way around. either way, it might behoove you to speak to a therapist or at least post on /lgbt/ about your feelings

t. not a shrink

>>74396349
if churches control congress in the future you don't think they'd do the same?

>>74396383
She's top butterface material

mromons

cum lol

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>Sharia is only bad when used as a metaphor for what Republicans are doing
Ahh yes, Facebook.

took this guy's mormon gf haha

>>74396443
did u mean mormons or morons????

>JOO posts new asmr video
yeeeeee boii

>>74396393
Better than the nihilistic "ooou let the gays and freaks do whatever they want it's not hurting anyone" trash while they desecrate the tradition of marriage and the church and say "LOL deal with it Christians". I'm not even religious just tired of the hypocrisy and gloating from liberals.

>>74396462
i mean mromnos

>>74396457
lol wtf?

are there any videos of these people being directly questioned about this? how would they even respond to it...

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>>74396427
>butterface
Bud...

>>74396461
enjoy but know that you'll most likely be sticking your dick in a crazy

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>>74396502
>how would they even respond to it
Use pic related

>>74396457
Quite possibly the stupidest people ever

>>74396506
She got thiccer for suicide squad...

>>74395794
no no no
cyclists shit up my city enough already ty very much

>>74396502
>how would they even respond to it...
like this AHHHHHHH PATRIARCHY WHITE MALE CHRISTIAN HATE

>>74395794
Fucking cyclist scumbag I hate them so damn much

>>74396559
>>74396580
t. happily destroying mother earth

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*gasses bicyclist*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY

>>74396598
way to counter shitpost the leaves

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>>74395794
>>74396598
Are cyclists in the USA weirdly militant and cultish about cycling? Because the are here

>>74396598
OUU LOOK AT ME I RIDE A BICYCLE WITH MY LITTLE HELMET PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT SAFETY, BUT DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I'M ON A ROAD I'M A VEHICLE AND WHEN I'M ON THE SIDEWALK I'M A PEDESTRIAN I'M A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKE FUCKING EVERYONES DAY UP.

FUCK CYCLISTS

>>74396506
>built like a flat fridge

ahh yes she's a fashion model alright.

im fairly trashed

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>>74394840
may god rewind her to a permanent thursday

https://youtu.be/7xuXlpvWw1I

Americans are kawaii~~~

>>74396634
kek what a prick

>>74396678
getting there myself

y'all gays

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There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

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>>74396707
LOOK AT IT

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>>74396707
actually not all of us. some of us are VERY heterosexual, like new mexico poster

>>74396707
I'm not

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>>74396714
tldr

>>74396717
ayylmao

done the ol supper but the faggots only gave me x1 chicken breast reeee
thinking of going the ol food grill

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>>74396707
nah

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>>74396733

Found gray in my beard and mustache, I'm 18.
Should I be worried?

>>74396760
yes you have cancer

rip

>>74396760
yes, you are die, rip

>>74396760
nigga i'm 25 and my hair is turning grey

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>>74396755

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>sit in my car for an hour """"fighting"""" traffic
>sit at my desk all day
>sit in my car for another hour again """"fighting"""" traffic
>look out the window
>see my co-worker ride by on his bike
>he has the audacity to run a yellow light while the car in front snubs me
>three more bikes pull up moving around aggressively with their plastic helmets
>angrily press the gas peddle and arrive home 45 minutes later after countless more stops
>sit in my lounger until bed
the absolute state of carlets

>>74396760
lmao no. facial hair has a wide variety of colors. I have black/very dark brown hair, and I get red and blond hairs on my mustache

>>74396760
no

>>74396790
If sitting is so bad why is it the most comfortable? Bikelets btfo

>>74396790
has the traffic gotten worse over the years? sounds like oregon is getting flooded with people who fall for the memes

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>tfw no boybutt to ravage with your penor

>>74396760
Yes premature graying is a sign of malignant subdermahematical cancer, its quite a serious condition
You need to go to a doctor and get it checked out ASAP

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>>74396790
>ride bike
>get run over

>>74396825
why not girlbutt

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>>74396760
>>74396779
I went to high school with a guy who was greying and had terrible balding by the time he graduated. It could be worse tbqh.

>>74396825
Didn't know Pahá Sápa was an AIDS carrier. Good to know.

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>>74396840
Because I'm not in the mood for girlbutt

>>74396849
The only thing I carry is yo mama 8D

>>74396843
I'm not balding but I'm getting very grey

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Post images of yourselves
Pic related is me

>>74396849
He's always been a huge cocksmoking ERP faggot bud

>>74396882
souless eyes

>>74396822
Not really, but we have good bike paths
It takes me 25 minutes to get campus by car and 35 by bike

>>74396882
you ever used your adam's apple for spear fishing?

>>74396869
Grey can look good though, balding doesn't.

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cyclists are so gay lmfao.
self-righteous twats riding around with their faggy go pro's waiting to sue, when they don't even pay taxes or license fees that maintain the road. thinking they make the rules when roads are for cars.

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>>74396882

>>74396278
F

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>>74396882

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>>74396910
sorry for constantly bringing it up. I go on reddit every few hours and they are arguing about it constantly.

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>>74396882
this is me

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>hit someone with you car
>get angry when they want to sue you

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>>74396882

>>74396918
The rules are made by parliament, and they happen to say that roads are for cars & bicycles so deal with it faggot.

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>>74396882
:^)

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>>74396882

>>74396911
use google reserve image search dummie

JUST BECAUSE U WORK SECURITY AT A BAR IT IS STILL FUCKED UP TO TOUCH PEOPLE/DIRECT YOUR HYPERMASCULINITY VOCALLY OR PHYSICALLY AT OTHERS IN AN AGRESSIVE WAY

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>>74396968
>yuropoor
>can't afford a car

>>74396973
mirin

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I finally found a normie song I actually like, lads.

Thank you based Spics for making normie music that's actually somewhat decent.

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>>74396984

>>74396984
bouncers always strike me as people who will either be big softies that have to act tough, or actual assholes who enjoy attacking others

>sit on a little slow moving bike without airbags, seatbelts or any exterior protection other than a helmet
>Complain about reckless people on the road

ARE CYCLISTS LITERAL RETARDS

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>>74396882

>>74397003
having worked security it's usually only the supervisors who try to swing their dicks around constantly

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>>74396882

>>74396945
I still use my car if I'm expecting to hang out with people or I know I'm going to be out late, but riding my bike makes more sense if it's just me

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>think youre a vehicle
>take up a lane
>go 20 under the speed limit
>get hit by car
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>>74397018
Having been around a lot of security I can say nah, they have a chip on their shoulder because they couldn't get into the police force

>>74397003
They like to go alpha on men to impress women tbqhwy

>>74397049
Most security guys I know are ex-cop or ex-mil

Sounds like you're the guy with a chip on the shoulder

>>74397045
Cyclists are retards, like how the fuck do they have the gall to act obnoxious on the road? They are on a shitty little bike and I'm behind the wheel of thousands of pounds of fast moving steel

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>defending reckless drivers
carlets every time

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>>74397018
>>74397025
>>74397055
>>74397079
>>74397092

>fat beta carlets actually talking shit about fit alpha cyclists

>>74396461
lucky

>>74397079
Does AIDS effect your ability to tell the truth Pahá Sápa? You've probably pozzed 5 guys today and I'm expected to trust you?

I wished I lived in Somalia

>>74397096
>>74397107
roads are not for bicyclettes

*eats chili*

>>74397096
>We're the ones who are reckless

HAHAHA

>>74397107
>Alpha
>Rides a bike as actual transportation instead of recreationally

Cyclists everyone

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>>74397107
Cyclists petitioned to have a bike lane installed in the city

They have it now but persist in using the roads, so I really couldn't care about them

>>74397119
I've only had one boy I've ever been intimate with, and it's my BF

I don't have AIDS and you're either going to try to pull "aha I'm only pretending to be retarded" or you're genuinely upset by the fact that you got bounced for being a little shit

Regardless kys xdd

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Behold the epitome of manliness

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>pathetic omega carlets and cyclets delude themselves into thinking they are alpha while the superior jogger has the ideal physique and approach to life

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i've got a surprise for thurston whenever he shows up hehehehe

I'm a cyclist, but honestly there's absolutely nobody I despise more than other cyclists, especially those of the /n/ variety, as well as all those fucking MAMILs (middle-aged men in lycra) who wear expensive "cycling gloves" for driving in the middle of the fucking city. God I hate other cyclists so god damn much, I wish I didn't have to be associated with those moronic reckless self-centered pricks.

>>74397148
Yeah nah, your credibility is gone AIDS monkey. You're only defending bouncers because you like to get tackled and cop a feel.

>>74397160
This. At least people jogging do it in the right place and not on the road with the big boys.

I'm a cyclist and I'm faster than everyone else including cars so Idgaf what anyone else does.

So long as you dont swerve into me you can do whatever, im going to pass you anyways

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*pilots 2000lb metal box into a cyclist*

>>74397160
Eyo, where can I finna cop them kicks dawg??

>moneylet cant afford a car with a digital clock

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>>74397160
*clips you while drifting to eurobeat*

>>74397173
I'm not defending bouncers
I'm telling you you're a drama queen and a loser

fuck the paddling road commies
fuck 'em all

>>74394682
wtf

>having money
how boring

>"hahaha niggers LOLOLO"
>"You shouldn't say that, it's racist and bigoted."
>"lol i kno u r but wat am i LEFTISM BTFO XDDDDD"

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Any beta cyclists think they can get this V A S C U L A R?

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>mfw the adrenaline kicks in and I sprint past cyclets and outmaneuver carlets
>mfw I look into the shotgun seats of carlets or the front basket of cyclets and see their women creaming their underwear over my Nike pegasus airweights and Gatorade hip pouch

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>>74397156
nah mate here's what a real alpha looks like

>>74397221
Don't think you should be calling anyone a queen AIDS boy.

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>>"You shouldn't say that, it's racist and bigoted."

>he's still wearing air pegs

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>homosexuals
Remember these are the people petitioning for children to get their dicks cut off and be taught about fisting in public schools.

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Should be banned any second now.

>>74397246
holy fuck is he okay? looks like extreme tachycardia wtf

just committed an act of animal cruelty (trimmed my cat's nails)

>>74397258
>defective nutsack

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>>74397263
Q U E E N
U
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>Colorized photo of George W. Bush leading the first assault on Iraqi soil during the second invasion

Notice what hes riding?

>>74397271
i started a thread on /qa/ about you :3

>>74397266
a-actually I've switched over to 30 dollar saucony's that work just as well but I figured nobody would recognize sauconys as a name

>>74397289
my parents declawed my cats years ago
I don't think vets do that procedure anymore

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>>74397258
>A literal cheating steroid user who had his balls cut off

Ah yes, a real man. Cyclists I swear.

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Feeling like trying to get a sheet metal apprenticeship and forgetting about college for awhile

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>>74397306
>saucony
ayy

>>74397270
Typical

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>>74397292
>>74397308
>It seems my superiority has led to some controversy.

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>colorized photo of CIA SAD SOG MAC V operateive charging gun-first towards soviet KGB operatives supplying weapons to the north Vietnamese
notice his mode of transport?

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:~:

I wonder how long I can keep this name without being banned

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>>74397343
>stripped of all of his achievements from August 1998 onward, including his seven Tour de France titles.
Superiority?

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>runners are subh-
>>74397325
oh shit what up

>>74397371
>>74397381
kek

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>>74397348
>joglets
and in reality

>>74397371
>tfw i once got banned for posting "reported"
>i didn't even report the post i was quoting

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>>74397303
That's nice.

>>74397387
Bruce jenner was a runner, now he's Caitlyn jenner. Running, not even once.

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>>74397400
looks like a cyclet who recently saw the light and took up jogging. he will soon like me (pic related) in a matter of months

*poops in /CUM/s water supply*

>>74397403
tell me if you know the answer
>>>/qa/1291246

>>74397382
He also got sued for 100 million USD by the US Post Office a few months ago lol

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>>74397387
They made running fun again

Pahá Sápa has AIDS, spread the word.

>>74397402
The moderation on this site is a fucking joke take it from me

>homos had aids
whats new

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>>74397442

>>74397412
Hmmm let's look at the facts
>Bruce Jenner
>alpha american icon who runs in the olympics
>stops running 4 lyfe
>becomes a homophobic transgender
really makes me action potentials fire

>>74397435
iktf they are so cheap but built so well. never buying nike again

>>74397458
ewwww it replied to me

thank god for aids

Pre > Jenner

>>74397485
enjoy your ban

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>>74397466
He killed someone in a car. Looks like Running never makes one right in the head ever again.

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I hate every single one of you.

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>>74397480

Some guy is going to call me tomorrow to ask what I'm doing with my life. What the fuck do I do?