/brit/

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Danz

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'f

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Milk Dog 2

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sophie

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incels should be provided gfs by the state to avoid spree killings

>>74392304
noel fielding let himself go

>>74392351
Honestly her shitpipe is where my penis was born to live

Sort your life out you fucking savage!

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ahaha yes! more top keks from /ourguy/ based paul

did my first tinder date tonight lads

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Beyond this post is a Sexy Kev Blessing Zone.

Be sure to praise Kev for every dubs you are blessed with.

>>74392351
Nice

>>74392422
rasheed

>>74392436
How big was he

>>74392034
Great idea, thanks. Cruises in the oceanic islands are pretty cheap and I can add one on to my own itinerary in aus/nz mainland

Even the girl you fancy still does a poo and wipes her bumhole

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threw a paper ball right into the FUCKING bin halfway across the room

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Torrent of this anywhere?

>>74392436
did you get a hug

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oi mate

let us lend yer fone

>>74392481

>cruises

aren't they for widows?

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Which Pepe would you say best sums up your feelings right now?

>>74392518
Is it a normie thing to shave your legs?

Feel like I'm odd for having hairy legs and chest.

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thoughts on these lads

Anyone see that rubbish on Maddie Mccann tonight

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>>74392571

>>74392422
>least aesthetic is at the front
embarrassing

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>>74392571

>>74392530
we did a hug and cheek kiss
I don't even know if it went well

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>>74392571
This, which also happens to be one of the finest ever made

>>74392576
just remembered I need to shave the back of my neck

thanks

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>>74392571

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>>74392304
>Jeremy Corbyn “showed off” a naked Diane Abbott to impress his Left-wing friends when he was a young Labour activist, a new book has revealed.

>The Labour leader invited fellow activists to his London flat where they were “shaken” to find Ms Abbott in his bed, one of his friends recalled.

>The incident took place in 1979 soon after Mr Corbyn’s first marriage broke down because of his near-obsessive dedication to his political activism.

>According to a Labour figure present at the time, Mr Corbyn may have thought that letting it be known that he was in a relationship with a black woman would demonstrate his commitment to radical Left-wing politics.

>“One Sunday autumn morning, he had broken up with Jane [Chapman, his first wife], and we were out leafleting. And for some reason he called four or five of us and said: ‘Oh, we’ve got to go back to my flat and pick up some leaflets.’

>“It seemed a bit odd – ‘Why the hell didn’t you bring them with you, Jeremy?’ So we all bowl along to his bedsit, follow Jeremy into the room; there on the mattress on the floor in the one room is Diane with the duvet up to her neck, saying: ‘What the ****’s going on?’

>“We were quite shaken. You know what it’s like when people you know both sides of break up – you have no inkling they’re going to break up, then suddenly they break up. So there was a bit of people’s surprise at that. It was [the] late ’70s, it was still a point of interest, a white man with a black woman, so he was slightly showing off: ‘I’ve got a new girlfriend, and she’s black’.”

There are innate biological variations between the different races of man.

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>>74392571

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wish I lived in 1940s germany

>>74392586
Probably boring fucking gimps with high-pitched voices

Listening to Eric Clapton going fucking ape on the wah wah peddle

Yes Eric my lad go on my son

genuinely wonder what you lot look like and how you function in daily life

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>>74392571
heres yer (you) mate dont spend it all at once

>>74392698
i'm a lizard

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Business idea: robotic legacy gfs

>>74392641
I will find you and remove the face from your head using a lathe.

So used to wanking while lying down on my left side that I struggle to cum when standing

>>74392668
give us a link there lad
actually listening to a bit of george harrison myself

>>74392668
Uh, you DO know he's a racist?

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>>74392571

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>>74392668

Excellent post

imagine just walking around your high end apartment with taylor swift and because you're bf and gf she just wears a shirt and cotton panties and you love each other very much

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>>74392698
Really ugly

>>74392304
Senpai I got dese bitches on Lock Doh

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>>74392571

>>74392586
hoo hey ye fookin bastard

>>74392668

he played on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0GVixJvt-g

>>74392698
I'm a "white American" specimen of the runtoid phenotype studying molecular biology at a university in New Jersey

unironically think the world would be a much better place without niggers or islam

>>74392650
oh? What are they?

How do I clean wax out my ears without using cotton buds lads?

>>74392649
top lad haha

>>74392721
You reply to me every single time.

Listen mate, I understand you're jealous but you just have to accept that this was created by me and you'll never have fame or notoriety on the same level as I do.

really bored right now

willy is a bit smelly lads x

>>74392765
hi Joe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXKsQ2nbno

OK symbol being a white power symbol is VERY fun

>>74392804
Let Monica put his willy in your ears

>>74392791
Thank you, that's an original comment

>>74392804

ear drops

>>74392586
They're alright sometimes but a bit shouty and the banter is a bit weak when it centres just around oversexualised homosexuality

Prefer team DD

>>74392813
come round my house mate, we can have a little drink and maybe a willy touch

REALLY need a bf rn lads x

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did you lads see the autistic kid who was arrested for making a subway bomb?

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what's on the screen?

>>74392860
okay calm down tyrone muhammad al-saniqua

>>74392649
arrogant student twats

>>74392826
>Joe
does that look like a fucking irish flag to you

Been hearing a little too much about this so-called Rick n Morty, VERY suspicious

>>74392804
Have a shower and wash your ears

REALLY need a bf m lads x

listening to jimmy hendricks

Why does this general suddenly not like the Tories anymore?

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What do you think she is listening to, lads?

>>74392730
Can't find the specific live version I'm listening to, but it's this
https://youtu.be/IiY3jH4yr6U

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ALL STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND

https://youtu.be/zwmUOJR-GwA

>>74392900
its really funny, top drawer stuff

love tories

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>>74392875
this one? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/student-found-guilty-planting-bomb-tube-train/

he lived just down the road from me

>>74392934

whatever the latest fashion accessory band is

>>74392936
good music

>>74392935
talentless hack

>>74392934
sum hollowman GIGGS

>>74392924
tim farron is /brit/'s guy

She played the keyboard in a normie band
But she fell in love with an autist man

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thoughts on this banger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0cV9p2-VOg

also post your tunes

>>74392955
>devon
janny gone mad

>>74392924
We're a radical centrist general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VJnngsZl0g

please stand for the daily duppy

>>74392955
right
which one of you was it

>>74392945
got my eye on you,
*checks name*
Anonymous
*checks reddit flag*
Brit

And I'm wasted and I can't find my way home

>>74392924
i still do

it's worth noting that day-time /brit/ is lefty, evening /brit/ is mixed, and late night /brit/ is right-wing

Muhammad al-bombashabalabadingdong


*BANG*

>>74393090
>day-time /brit/ is lefty
wrong

>>74392934
WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, IT'S LESS DANGEROUS
HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US
I FEEL STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS
HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US
A MULATTO, AN ALBINO
A MOSQUITO, MY LIBIDO

>>74392955
>his fucking voice

WEW

he has to be intersex or something, genuinely thought it was a woman. bet trannies would kill for his voice

>>74392558
Fuck off

>>74393075
Quite liked this post, was funny

I am drunk though

>>74392846
took a crack
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VrlFrpYJ2z

>>74393090
Evening /brit/ is radical centrist because that is the time period when all the emotionally healthy and productive adults browse

>>74393116
>american in charge of what the hours are

How do I find Muslim girls to chat up? Where do they hang out?

ALL STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF OUR BELOVED IRELAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

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>"right that's it mistah you're coming with me"
wat do?

>>74393173
www.muslimwifes.co.uk

>>74393168
literally probably browse /brit/ more than you

>vote anything other than labour

are you fucking stupid or something? god i want to kick your fucking head in

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>>74392883

chakras are perfeclty aligned lads

health
>diet consisting of natual and cheap ingredients: oats, rice, milk, chicken, veg and fish (but not those high in mercury)
>hit up both macros and micros seamlessly
>bicycling daily
>lifting well above 1/2/3/4, 4 times a week
>use non-sls, parabens soaps, shampoo and washing up liquid, use fluoride-free toothpaste (to protect the ole 'neal gland) and aluminium-free deoderent
>use non BPA plastic containers/water bottles
>grow a selection of herbs and have a complete kitchen in terms of equipment and ingredients

mind
>spend free time practicing a musical instrument, learning a foreign language, doing maths and reading philosophy
>just finished a novel moving onto another
>got a first class degree and a masters, all debt free though.
>literally work in a very good university doing research with option of doing phd
>meditate twice to thrice a week
>plan to start learning python and improve my understanding of physics
>plan on growing some peyotes

money
>work 4 days a week but earn above avg wages
>have multiple alternative job opportunities in the bag (with better career advancement prospects than this one)
>shrewd banking technique taking advantage of switching fees, good interest rates and cashback from a variety of banks
>putting a few hundred a month into a variety of stocks and bonds (reading a book on this atm)
>live incredibly frugally, no frivolous spending, tend only buy things to replace broken things
>signed up for various freebee sites and fully exploit discounts such as ticketsplitting

romance
>had a loving relationship with a really good sex life
>her visa ran out but i'm going over to her country to visit her, probably going to make a long term thing of it

how are your chakras /brit/?

>>74393139
I thought that was quite funny, drunk haha
maybe it'd be reeeally funny if we kissed

>>74393210
Ah yes, lets vote for loopy labours hard brexit disaster

ur willy is rubbish

>>74393202
surely this guy has to be special forces or something

but would they really be deployed so publicly?

Visualise this uponst your mind's eye:
Autistic orangutan flinging spaghetti at an Italian buffet

Now imagine that, but:
It's me posting on /brit/.

And Realise this:
You don't stand a chance

>>74393224
didn't read a single word of this post

>>74393215
How long do you think the old bird has left?

>>74392846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-n1vGeVIXo

>>74393224
Those aren't what chakras are, you fucking moron

>>74393273
Really good post. Not a word wasted.

business idea: a sexuality slider

>>74393262
take it back

>>74393224
none of those are chakras you dumb pretentious leaf cunt

business idea: single letter posts

>>74393320
*slides my sexuality inside you*

>>74393257
You'll be the first one to be getting decapitated and sodomised by rasheed when labour win

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me and the gf on the left

n

>>74393355
>when labour win

snorting

o

>>74393361
me and the gfs on the right

>>74393348
k

"Eric" is a cool name. You just don't get benders called Eric.

>>74393362
extremely racist post

I'm a bender!

p

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remember when freddie flintoff had that boxing match

Business idea: shame povvo bus wankers, invest in the auto industry

>>74393453
thatcher

Plans for the weekend lads?

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>>74393407
>>74393430

>>74393407
looks like you've got egg on your face there lad
>>74393430

>>74393444
And fought that stooge paid to throw the fighr

>>74393468
72 hour sesh

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>>74393468
stay inside, do some studying, watch TV, play videogames, post here

the younger royals don't sound like royals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf30P_PbcZo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0l1thuYtE

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me and the lads

>>74393506
same haha

Remember when Colin McRae flew his helicopter into a power line

post a pic of yourselves lads I don't believe any of you are attractive

>>74393549
haha yeah what a madman

proper nutter are colin

>>74393528
>Hey Patrick are you angry too?

>>74393528
me on the left at 5'7

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>>74393557

>>74393528
Good looking bunch, why did you make his head small bro? neh hehehe :p

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here's a pic of myself lads I'm somewhat attractive

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>>74393466
don't reckon it would work in the UK, they don't make many cars worth owning.

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>>74393557

Got a huge neck and a firm jaw
Literally look like a turbo chad from the shoulders up despite being a fat cunt kv

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>>74393557
me and the gf

Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just want to use your love tonight
I don't want to lose your love tonight

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>>74393557
actual pic of me w pineapple hair

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>>74393557
this is all you're getting

wish i could make love to taylor swift

*does a sleep naked*

>>74393468
Apparently I'm going to a house party filled with underaged people that I've never seen in my life because the girl I'm after is also underaged and invited me to it
Literally never went to a proper party before, don't know what to expect

Got a Finnish gf lads

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the goal

>>74393672
nonce

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>>74392571
very depressed

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>>74393557

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>>74393672
RIGHT

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>>74393557

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imagine living on a council estate

proper mad one

>>74393692
gf (bf)

haha the picture is not actually of yourself


very amusing

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>>74393557

>>74393660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziiDkT165zI
learn to perform this for her and I reckon you're in there like swimwear

>>74393644
alri pan lad

>>74393715
Grew up on a council estate
wasn't that bad

>>74393715
Not even sure what a council estate is

Does that mean I'm middle class or just thick

>>74393695
>triumph
won't go more than 10 mi without a new electrical problem

>>74393715
My childhood. Was actually quite comfy desu.

>>74393672
actual nonce right here

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>>74393557

I do not know this don; where do you know me from?

>>74393715

half the mosque has been in the one on the right

>>74393672
NONCE ALERT
*sounds the alarm*

>>74393777
Both

>>74393715

grew up on an estate
makes you appreciate life a little more i reckon

got a fetish for chav sluts now though

SLOW RIDE

>>74393777
both

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>>74393557

>>74393808
>>74393834
Good... good....
*swans off*

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speaking of council estates

>who watches movies and netflix anyways?
>sent from my 700 sq. ft sardine can on the outskirts of town

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>>74393790

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WEW

There is a female equivalent of 4chan, lolcows.

I looked at it the other day. Its basically just gossiping and making fun of people.

>>74393715
if you start calling it the projects the white people will find jobs and move out

estate sounds too comfy

>>74393811
>>74393780
>>74393769
/brit/ is a working class general

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>>74393557

*swipes down*

doing a download of 'uro 'ruck 'imulator 'wo

>>74393715
theres1 council estate in my area and about 6 or 7 normal estates
the cunts ruin the entire village
When I went to secondary school people would assume we were rough because we lived in that village

>>74393856
CouncilEstateLAD

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>anon, we heard you've been suicidal recently
>What did we tell you about being yourself? you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself all the time and get a more positive outlook on life!

>>74393904
you should get the ISIS DLC

I grew up on the family estate. Really comfy. Lots of hunting, fishing and shooting.

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>>74393672

What actually is a council estate

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>>74393886
>>74393904
>>74393903
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>74393935
Ok mate will do!

>>74393959
like an estate but council

>>74393959
an estate owned and run by the council......

>>74393952
you play soggy biscuits much? faggot
remember the boys in my school used to give this posh cunt a dead arm every day and he left after 2nd year

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Hmmmmm

>white people do it to

>>74393960
one third of those posts were mine btw

>>74393960
Going to commit suicide by jamming one of those up my rectum one of these days

business idea: fat chav gf

>>74392955
So it wasn't even explosive?

What a freak

>>74393959
a bunch of shitty flats where chavs live

imagining people actually believing I'd go to a party at all, let alone being invited to one by a girl
snorted so strongly I'm now legitimately shattered

http://www.strawpoll.me/12889397

http://www.strawpoll.me/12889397

http://www.strawpoll.me/12889397

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12889397

http://www.strawpoll.me/12889397

http://www.strawpoll.me/12889397

NEED a wife gf

>>74393977
>>74393981

Sounds like fun. What's the hunting like?

>>74393977
>>74393981
Bad, BAD explanations

>>74394016
Good, good boy.

>>74394017
reported your post to GCHQ you're fucked

>>74394050
YOU JUST KNOW

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>>74394036
pretty good

it's mainly hunting pakis

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>>74394073
>>74394064
>>74394056
>>74394050
>>74394093
IN THE CHOKEY

love yank music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtMy5IBmX7E

>got home
>had a gin and tonic
>put a wash on
>went to gf's
>ate a nice meal she cooked
>watched a film
>had a sex
>kissed and cuddled
>came home
>hung washing out
>ate some muesli
>browsing /brit/

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me surreptitiously being a yank in the back

Wireless headphones are the future

It's getting to the point where there is no reason to use wired headphones outside of your bedroom, and even there wireless has advantages to offer.

computer chair just fucking snapped lads

i went to lean back and it just fucking fell off

not really sure what to do now haha

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>>74394023
>40% upper class

so you're telling me I'm posting with a bunch of toffs?

>>74394120
nice blogpost
bookmarked so i can read later :-)
*drags bookmark into the recycle bin*

>>74394120
First and last lines are literally me

What a blessed life you and I lead

>>74394156
What are you 190kg

>>74394120
>>74394120

Post pics of the gf so we can wank over her.

>>74394116

good post

>>74394129
do you think they will be able to make amps for wireless headphones

my headphones sound 10000000x better through my amp

>>74394129
0.01 apple credits have been deposited to your account

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>>74394173
fuck off it literally just snapped off at the base and i was lying on the floor in the chair like this

>>74394201
Wow you must be a midget

>>74394201
fat shite
lay off the hob knobs

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>>74394174

really want a dirty little chav to shag

not even a 'sheed

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>he doesn't remember the lessons of Nazi germany

That's how you get Nazi germany, bucko

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>>74394120

*peers through a crack in your skirting board*
*watches as you lean back and the back of your chair snaps off, due to my clever removal of several screws the night before*
*chitters to myself as you flounder about and yell in confusion*
*scampers away*
*several pairs of feet can be heard following me*

>>74394201
TINY
also why are you looking at a tilde

>>74394232
shag me x

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heeaaaady braahhhh

hate pints

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>>74393557

>>74394230
me on the left

>>74394201
laptop looks shit m9

>bummed it off a mate
>bumming a fag
>went to the Arse match
>hob knobs
why is british english so homoerotic?

don't understand the class system

working class would be dole bludgers and factory workers

middle glass would be teachers and business managers

upper middle would be lawyers and doctors

upper upper would be business CEO's and politicians

correct?

>>74394236
thats what i want though

>>74394250
hate this post, hate you

>>74394250
gotta love em

>>74394250
Neck yourself.

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unironically bought this earlier

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>>74394252

Really want a bf to cuddle with x

>>74394250
do one

>>74394269
>redditspaced shite
nary a letter

>>74394050
i want to give the doggo a pat on its head and scratch its ear and then maybe have a conversation with reviewbrah about short wave radio.

>>74394201
HA

>>74394265
we made the language you just bastardised it and made it homoerotic 'cause you're a bunch of yanky danky poofters

>>74394269
i think so

>>74394269
upper is nobility, literally like 1000 people in the uk that are upper class
upper middle is very rich

>>74394269
Upper class are aristocracy you petulant limpet

Everything else is just various flavours of middle class until you get to the working class, and then the underclass. The chavs.

>>74394265
Our schools have a system where first year boys are assigned to be "fags" for 6th years

Woke up to eyes all puffy and itchy.

Spring is in the air lads.

do you think soldiers gave each other handjobs in the trenches?

>>74394314
why are there more homosexuals per capita in britain than in america then?

>>74394357
no desu

>>74394294
Doesn't look very legal

why do lasses on instagram bother to post stuff other than scantily clad pictures? Do they honestly think anyone cares about them beyond their body?

Make a new

>>74394379
The law doesn't come into question when I wear my blade

>>74394317
you're talking about the elite

there are million of people in the upper class

Imagine being so much of a Canadian that you're allergic to fucking pollen lmao

Literally merkd by plants

>>74394336
nah I just snuck in and did a fart on your pillow aha x

>>74394365
our benders are just more honest about it lad

obsessed with womens' bumholes

>>74394357
feels nicer wanking yourself off desu

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BRING BACK ED MILLIBAND

>>74394336
Someone fart in your eyes?

>>74394317
No there's a class above the upper classes - that's what you're thinking of

>>74394427
yeah but you could close your eyes and imagine it's yer lass back home doing it

>>74394404
bit gay

>>74394436

just bring back tony tb unironically hwy

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A MILI A MILI A MILI A MILI

>>74394269

Nah. Upper class are proper aristos.

Upper middle are doctors etc

Middle are mid management types, teachers etc

Lower middle are clerical types, butchers, bakers, grocers etc who own their own business.

Working are manual workers, electricians, plumbers, gardeners

Underclass are dole types

>>74394477
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Miliband#Early_life_and_education

he's a disgusting kike

he needs to be shot

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>>74394513

>he's a disgusting kike

>he needs to be shot

Too intelligent to Rorke