/brit/

you're a big guy

>>74383650
Shit survey. Muhammed isn't even their given name, it's just a religious prefix

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on the lookout

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

>Property cost $10,000
>get a group of 5 people
>each chip in $2,000
>start renting out the property for $200 a month
>give each investor $40 a month

Is there a term for this? Seems like a nice way to get some income

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch

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>>74383660
Great edition

Will heem Marcus Hausen one day.

>neocentrism
*voms*

>>74383753
Alri Tim

>>74383753
you and what army?

>>74383726
Uh, you're not allowed to bring friends

>>74383660
it's missing Trudeau

anarchocentrism

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>>74383623
the """beard"""

reckon I can get away with it?

Any footy on today lads?

>>74383823
shave it
>>74383826
yeah CL

>>74383826
Champions league semi final you fucking dumb cunt

>>74383837
25 bings?

>>74383823
Dreadful

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>Welsh anglofags don't even have its own banknotes
Literally england

The okay symbol being used as a post-ironic fascist emblem of white supremacy is aesthetic as fuck.

>>74383821
pretty sure that's the centre of anarcho-anything is just anarchism

>>74383826
No English football just shite foreign stuff. United tomorrow though.

>>74383738

Sure, but there will be costs in renting a property out. Also, what's to stop an investor just buying the property themselves, outright?

That's a 24% rate of interest. Someone's scamming you.

>>74383826
Juventus v Monaco kicking off in 20 minutes

>>74383823
no lad, if you shave with a trimmer you might be alright

>>74383837
>>74383865
fair enough

Going for coffee with a chinky bird I met on OKC. She asked me out, which was nice.

What should I order to not look like a runt? I've never been to Starbucks before.

>>74383823
take an electric razor to it and make it shorter

the shorter it is, the less noticeable how thin your beard is

>>74383823
I've seen a primary school child dressed as a footballer with a more convincing beard that was literally scribbled onto his face with a marker.

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Look at cheap shitty wifi plugs and came across this

What?

>>74383868
wales was conquered and annexed by england, what do you expect?

like footy, like charlie, like my corsa vxr...hate pakis, hate fucking beamer drivers. love pints

>>74383823
Looks good. Don't listen to the rats arses telling you to shave it.

It takes over a month for a beard to properly grow in as some hairs grow much slower than others. Grow it for a month and if you don't like it, shave it

>>74383879
>no English football
the conference play off semi final started at 7pm
aldershot vs tranmere rovers

>>74383868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af86I5Er_Mc

>>74383868
Monopoly money

>>74383706
let the rorkes have their fun

>>74383899
>>74383910

that's trimmed to 6mm I think but the advice I'm getting from the lads is shave it totally

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>Milk in the tea
no one warned me of these barbaric customs before I moved here

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Has the word orient in the title

Where are the chinks?

>>74383916
App that controls your smart-bath, so it's ready when y you get home

>>74383902
I like your haircut though
did you show a picture to your hairdresser when you last had it cut?

>>74383823
No. Here's why: unless you're a 10/10, you don't look good with scruff. Period. This applies to everyone.

If you're less than a 8/10, you know what you look like with scruff? You look like a dweeb. A dork. A fool. An ungainly and clumsy man, aloof of his appearance, who has to remind himself to use deodorant, and who also is lazy.

Shave that shit

>>74383903
>Starbuck
macdonalds of coffee, wear what ya like

>>74383903
Double tall mocha latte and an apple fritter

>>74383903
large double double

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Hey /Brit/, was the abiogenesis event that gave rise to the lineage of Earth's last universal common ancestor a fluke contingency or a necessary outcome of geochemical and physical disequilibria?

>>74383939
You need to go back.

>>74383928
Literally had no idea, will watch it now. Cheers mate.

>>74383939
link to poll?

>>74383960

I've been told I look good with scruff. I never have it that long though. Maybe a week's growth.

might start dressing as a 1920s dock worker

>>74383903
Unicorn frap

>>74383903

Order a chai latte machochino with extra cinnamon, she'll pretty much just drop the pants and spread her legs right there and then.

>>74383958
nah it's just a short back and sides that's grown out for a while, cheers

>>74383960
I have 0 jawline Tbh so I'm using this as compensation

>>74383903
Ask for a cup of coffee because you don't do all that fancy poofter latty cappuchini shite
remember to say exactly that

>>74384013
just on yougov front page. Funny this was in politics section.

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>>74383939
>before
>14%

BROKEN BRITAIN

>>74383996
God works in mysterious ways

>>74383976
McDonald's coffee is ok

>>74384035
>>74384038
>>74383987
Thanks

>>74383991
>>74384048
That's probably what I'll do 2bh.

>>74384029
shadilay my kekistani brother xD

>>74384091
The apple fritters are legit nice anon

>>74383903
black americano

bring gum though because your breath will stink

>>74383823

Why do you have the face, hair, and facial hair of a 16 year old, but the ears of an 80 year old man?

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accurate?

>>74384101
Alri thanks

>>74384106

Pretty gay desu

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>>74384127

>>74384121
say again?

Nobody with a beard should be allowed to work in a professional environment.

>>74383903
Let her order first and get the same thing that she orders

It's like you people have never been on a date before.

The best way to get someone to like you is to slightly copy them. This is scientifically proven

26% fluent in Spanish according to Duolingo lads.

>>74384065
I believe in the God of Newton, myself: a noninterventionist architect whose subtle essence underlies all substance and physical laws.

first time i went to starbucks i said

>can i get a large coffee

the gay barista didn't hesistate to correct me

>you mean a grande?

I was caught off guard. I replied meekly

>y-yes, that's what I meant

The gay barista knew it was my first time, and with a glare on his face asked me a question, this time with the preface that I knew NOTHING of the way of the 'bucks.

>do you know what kind of roast you want?

I knew I had him. I had the answer. This was my chance to show him I was simply unprepared at first, and that the way of the 'bucks came naturally to me.

>Medium roast please

The gay barista got on his knees and sucked me off right there and then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSkMcseTD6A

mowing on a big turk

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>Nobody with a beard should be allowed to work in a professional environment.

>>74384213
>can i get a large coffee

FOY

>>74384127
whats the party with the chav guy. i have a burberry hat

>>74383754
inspiring

>>74384226
why is melissa such a meanie?

>>74383960
Fake news most lads look better with stubble

>>74384268
scottish national party

who swole radical centre here

>>74384227
good post

If you don't look at your best with 2 days worth of stubble, then you're not a man.

>>74384368
here
ready to ensure the fence remains standing tall and proud for everyone to sit on

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Just paid £2.49 to rent this film on Amazon video on ps4

not even memeing

>>74384383
>tfw actually had a situation like this that went exactly like all my fantasies about this kind of situation would normally play out
>I blew it anyway
haha don't deserve to be alive

>>74378792
do one you absolute runt

>>74384414
good film tbqh

>>74384414
how old is the indian one on the bottom
need to know before i admit id put my willy in her

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Do you lads subscribe to the metabolism first or RNA world hypothesis of the origin of life?

Is Caralad watching the Ajax game?

>>74384397
hmm yes, you get to define what masculinity is

>>74384414
good lad

>>74384439
this man sat on his angry post for 2 and a half hours

>>74384453
reckon life was brought to earth on an alien space probe 2bh

>>74384453
God is the origin of life, you fucking IDIOT

Really drunk

>>74384238
Hate utter mongs who take photos of people at the gym. Unless it's a fit girl with a massive arse.
>WOAH SOME CUNT HAS SHIT FORM/IS FAT
Don't care

>>74384512
Post willy

>>74384487
And don't you fucking forget it, sunshine.

>>74384414
remember wanking off to this when i was a young lad

>>74384524
tbqh that's why i have no interest going to a gym
i'm shy and would hate to have big normies laughing at me

>>74384508
Who said he isn't?

We're discussing mechanisms, not final causes.

Reminder: If girls aren't making fun of other people with you then they're making fun of you with other people

got called a wetwipe at woolworths

>>74384524
hey fatty boomba mate how are you haha
everyone is laughing at you inside btw

>>74384414
we used to watch this almost every single R.E lesson at school

Completely forgot I've got 12 days off work from tomorrow.

What should I do short notice? Got a decent amount of disposable income but no passport.

>>74384573
>he
>h
Fuck off heretic.

Wanted to join the army all my life and now that I'm ready I am second guessing. Would have to throw away my gf of nearly 3 years (first that has ever lasted) and potential life here. I just don't know lads, I want it but I don't want to leave her and I'm also aware I'm effectively signing my own prison sentence.

>>74383903
dogs. tell them to go out and hunt or you will rate them poor on app store

>>74384643
does the nz army even do anything outside of nz?

>>74384532
foy

>>74384619
go to ireland

>>74384619
Go to France.

Oh wait you can't anymore, thank old people and northern twats for that.

>>74384619
>but no passport
inbreed spotted

>>74384599
Never been fat in my life mate, nice try. Making fun of fatties at the gym is dyel behaviour, and making fun of retards with bad form is only slightly better.

>>74384593
don't care

>>74384643
>Wanted to join the army all my life
utter runt

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woao what are some thing
what are something that really makes you think

>>74384704
please explain

>>74384742
brilliant, simply brilliant

take note: this is what makes a post stand out

>no passport
This happens outside of America
???

>>74384715
yeah nah not fooling anyone mate
keep hold of your drinks lads, fatty boombalatty is about

>>74384742
*makes fun of you with the girls*

>>74384748
why are non whites always fucking moaning
christ just shut up

>>74384761
Both of my EU parents don't have passports; just national ID cards which is enough to travel within Europe.

>>74384685
British Army.
>>74384746
*tips*

>>74384593
they do both all the time and neither party is ever fully privy to it

>>74384755
Brexshit Britdumb. No more holidays to the continent! No, we'll be fine, just us little Englanders trapped on our island holding on to the vestiges of a lost Empire!

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3rd day of diet

struggling immensely

so hungry it hurts

frequent diarrhea (?)

low mood

must persevere, need to be slim by september

>>74384741
>png for a photo
discussing

>>74384795
I am fully privy to absolutely EVERYTHING.

who /callcentre/ here

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>>74384808
>mfw my Polish passport is now worth more than British one

Tim Farron's a good lad

privy councillor here
ama

>>74384826
What the fuck are you eating? Just eat what you enjoy and track it on myfitnesspal. I really hope you're not following some meme diet

>>74384704
>>74384808
>going to france
fuck off qubekcuck

>>74384826
>he thinks simply eating less will make him thinner

howling

first thing that cannibalizes is your muscles, not your fat. you're going to look even worse if you continue this.

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>>74384837
me

>>74384839
Until Poland is kicked out anyway

>>74384883
it's the "less than 1200 calories a day" diet. though id say i probably only at 800 or so today

>>74384888
>le starvation mode

is a proven meme

>>74384808
how would leaving schengen prevent brits from visiting european countries for <30 days

>>74384830
youre aware of exactly what everyone else individually wants you to be aware of

>>74384915
>

>>74384928
>calls science a meme while going on about his meme "diet"

>>74384928
Fucking hell unless you're 4'5 that is absolutely not necessary. Even 1500 should be a good deficit. Calculate your tdee and go on -600 or so. You will lose weight consistently and won't be dying as you do.

>>74384962
Wrong.

im 45 years old

>>74385016
alri granddad

Why does skotland want imdepence

>>74385016
prove it

>>74385016
my dad could beat up your dad

>>74384915
Sunk cost fallacy will be the death of the EU

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http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/05/03/atlantic-canada-youth-population_n_16406638.html


Please come here before all the old people drive up prices to Britain tier levels. I need friends.

>>74385033
They think Norway will take them back

>>74384928
>less than 1200 calories
Are you fucking mental?

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>EDM

>>74385040
my dad is only 46 years old hes in his prime

>>74385000
shut up, idiot

>>74384988
shut up, idiot

>>74384643
Same really. I've passed my AOSB Briefing and got my Main Board next month but really not sure I want to do it.

>>74385069
literally nothing wrong with edm you fucking nerd

People not economically active should not be allowed to vote

>>74385069
>edm
foy (fuck off yank)

>>74385059
shut up, idiot

my body, my choice

im ecumenically active

people who dont agree with me should not be allowed to vote

>>74385057
is it easy to move to leafnadia

dad was born in 1953

i was born in 1997

makes me think

>>74385166
i disagree

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>People not economically active should not be allowed to vote

>always been athletically gifted
>was always the fastest and most agile in any sport at school
>always first place in everything
>never took much interest in sport unless I had to
>watching footy now
>realise I could have possibly been getting paid stupid money to play football if I had taken a greater interest in it
>instead working a decent paying job but I fucking hate it and my life is average as fuck

25 is shit because its the age you start realising 'what could have been' but you're too old to start now.

People should not be allowed to vote

if either of your parents were over 30 when you were born i honestly feel sorry for you
destined to be a sad case

people who shouldnt vote

>wogs
>women
>those on benefits
>those under 20

gf is snoring again
might drop some toy spiders in her cakehole

Ahh yes I think I'll watch all videos at 240p thank you very much internet!

*rubs noses with you*

Anime unites the human race

ive grown to hate japan and everything associated with it because of anime and weeaboos

>some mediocre jock mong thinks he would have been a premier league player
HOWLING

>>74385336
post cute anime

pints unite the british isles

older brother was born when my dad was 23 and mom was 20

2nd older brother was born 2 years later, so 25 and 22

i was born 2 years later, so 27 and 24

younger sister is 12, so she was born when my dad was 37 and mum was 34

2nd younger sister was born 2 years later, so 39 and 36

>>74385182
Not sure how easy it is as I was born here. Do you have an in demand job or can you get sponsored by an employer? If you are young, in good health, and well educated you're more likely to get in. Bilingualism helps too. You could try taking a working holiday here.

Out here at least in demand would mean a lot of healthcare professions though it's different across the country. In the Maritimes houses are quite cheap but wages are lower than what you'd find in the rest of Canada. The pace of life is a bit different here too, more relaxed and old fashioned.

http://www.kijiji.ca/b-real-estate/saint-john/c34l80017

>>74385402
Fuck Britain, upa RA

*buys everyone in this thread a pint*

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>>74385349

>>74385319
*offloads the days' collection of sweat and grease directly onto your t-zone*

sorry mate but you initiated it

*makes as if to take my pint from your hand*
*lets it fall to the floor and shatter*
hate pints
hate you

>>74385367
Why not? Look at Rooney.

Ugly, council estate mong that is playing for England and one of the most recognized footballers ever.

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

MONEY LIKE A PIMP

MY B I T C H E S

ON MY DICK LIKE THIS

>>74385516
*starts welling up*

Oh my God I can't even right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy1_uHBdlkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy1_uHBdlkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy1_uHBdlkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy1_uHBdlkI

the only soccer player i know is beckham

>>74385486
rude
>>74385524
moooooooooooooooooooooooods

>>74385558
*takes the wellies out of your hands*

no mud today mate

>>74385595
Harry Kewell

peculiar kind of torture im engaging in, sitting around thinking licentiously about toast when im hungry as a 'pottymus and theres absolutely nothing stopping me from going to the kitchen

this kiwi has a lot to say

>>74385590
spamming links is not a legitimate form of advertising

>>74385531
Neither of those things have much to do with his success

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>>74385590

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FOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID IT
AND IT'S CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT
THAT HE IS AN ENGLISH MAN
HE REMAINS AN ENGLISHMAN

i was born in 1990, my dad was born in 1949 and my dad's dad was born in 1898

>>74385653
wait so I don't have to pay 4chan to advertise that way then?

>>74385631
>licentiously
word of the day, thanks

>>74385654
Exactly, so what's to say that if he can do someone else can't?

good day today lads. had a good shift at work and a girl i like wants to meet up tomorrow. feeling pretty good rn ngl

>>74385676
oh yeah is that so?
*filters you*

>>74385676
are you autistic?

>>74385746
Meet up for what?

>get home from work
>teeth feel gammy as fuck
>can't wait to brush them when I go to bed


Don't understand how tramps can go without brushing their teeth

>>74385780
oh yeah is that so?
*filters you*

>>74385777
to 'study'

>>74385780
just wipe the plaque off wihh your collar

>>74385705
because obviously he's genetically predisposed to be good at football you mong

>>74385780
brush them now mate you don't have to wait

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This is now a Kev Blessing zone.

Be sure to praise Kev for any dubs you will receive.

>>74385835
nice

what the fuck lads

got called a radical centrist at the anti-fa rally

heres what i need
a sink beside my side of the bed to brush my teeth over
a cubbard beneath it to store some favey snackywacks, jar of nuttygum, mayhaps a fruitbowl
and a servant to get me my things in the morning, change my hot water bokkles, wrap the gfs sandwiches and doooo the dishes pour moi
kennedy city road

>>74385865
thanks

>genetically predisposed to be good at football

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r8 my new outfit

>>74385909
do you have any more?

hi mate here you go

*hands you a pint*

*drops glass and lager spills all over your clothes*

s-sorry mate

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>>74385908
>storing food under a sink

Mbappe to Liverpool lads

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>>74385944

>>74385944
*politiely declines*

imagine if greggs sold pints

>>74385944
>>74385966
>>74385988
Kev Blessings to you all.
Lucky lads.

>>74385944
he doesn't look that polite 2bh

>>74384558
literally would not happen

>>74385966
no idea mate just thought i'd reply to you (not even that poster)

bit cheeky i know aha x

>>74385944
looks too healthy and tall to be airsoft

most airsoft players seem to either be fat or manlets who were too cowardly to ever join the army and instead work part-time at tesco until their late 20s when they get signed off with depression and live on disability allowance for the remainder of their pathetic lives.

>>74385974
me and my mate (both white) went into a black pub recently (where literally everyone was black). we bought a couple of pints and spilled them both all over some sketchy group of lads table and bags and shit. was pretty fucking scared but it turned out they were cool. was funny really.

>>74386022
its not airsoft its special police

>>74385944

You sunk my battleship

>>74384928
>it's the "less than 1200 calories a day" diet

that not a diet you fucking spacker

if you want to lose weight do keto

>>74385985
kept vanish oxi action in there for several years and it never tasted even slightly off

>>74386050
>black pub

hmm yes my wife likes going there

not sure why haha

Holy fuck. I'm watching the French debate right now. Macron is saying absolutely nothing and then accusing LePen of having no plan when she proposes something about security he just says we need pragmatism and not to look to the past. He's like Trudeau but with less stuttering. Radical centrists are brainlets.

Once in a while I end up having a vague feeling of time having "stretched". I feel as if MONTHS if not years have passed since Friday. I still have a relatively clear recollection of the events of last week, but it seems to me like they happened years ago and I don't remember much between then and now. I've been feeling this way since yesterday morning.

Is something wrong with my brain? Anyone else ever feel the same thing?

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>>74386020
h-haha good one lad I'm not even crying irl atm

This song but with the /brit/ lads xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI

>>74386172
nigger

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>2016 was 6 months ago

>>74386043
is that common in the United Kingdom?

eating well in excess of 2000kcal in a single meal

LOVE bulking

HHHUUUUAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH

>>74386120
you're lucky you're 11k miles away otherwise i would happily, gleefully even, beat the utter fuck out of you. the only thing left of you would be some vaporised jaw particles floating majestically in the air catching the light like a monet painting, as if the absolute battering you received had never occurred.

>>74386237
Fat mess

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOZY33H8KIk

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bathing atm

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>if you want to lose weight do keto

Sunday lads

>>74386237
You are the type of obese shit that is causing this strain on the NHS.

>>74386297
gives good results initially. all the excess water in your body disappears making you look more toned.

fuck I'm exhausted

thank god it's friday tomorrow

>>74386296
looks like bath-shelf lad

this could become a gimmick if you started taking high quality pics and shaved your legs

>>74386237

been bulking for 23 years now. When i finally pick up a weight my muscles will EXPLODE in growth

*perspicaciously googles serendipitous*

>>74386338
ummm, Anon...

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>10 GBP

>>74386366
Is that so?
*filters you*

want to get married

>go to /hc/ after nearly a year away
>25% of front page posts now BBC worship

What happened lads?

got a job offer in newcastle

should i go and live there?

*walks on stage*
*nods piously towards you*
id like to spend this post reading from the holy bible, if thats quite alright.
i shall start at deuteronomy, 2:14.

14And the space in which we came from Kadeshbarnea, until we were come over the brook Zered, was thirty and eight years; until all the generation of the men of war were wasted out from among the host, as the LORD sware unto them. 15For indeed the hand of the LORD was against them, to destroy them from among the host, until they were consumed.

16So it came to pass, when all the men of war were consumed and dead from among the people, 17That the LORD spake unto me, saying, 18Thou art to pass over through Ar, the coast of Moab, this day: 19And when thou comest nigh over against the children of Ammon, distress them not, nor meddle with them: for I will not give thee of the land of the children of Ammon any possession; because I have given it unto the children of Lot for a possession. 20(That also was accounted a land of giants: giants dwelt therein in old time; and the Ammonites call them Zamzummims; 21A people great, and many, and tall, as the Anakims; but the LORD destroyed them before them; and they succeeded them, and dwelt in their stead: 22As he did to the children of Esau, which dwelt in Seir, when he destroyed the Horims from before them; and they succeeded them, and dwelt in their stead even unto this day: 23And the Avims which dwelt in Hazerim, even unto Azzah, the Caphtorims, which came forth out of Caphtor, destroyed them, and dwelt in their stead.)

24Rise ye up, take your journey, and pass over the river Arnon: behold, I have given into thine hand Sihon the Amorite, king of Heshbon, and his land: begin to possess it, and contend with him in battle. 25This day will I begin to put the dread of thee and the fear of thee upon the nations that are under the whole heaven, who shall hear report of thee, and shall tremble, and be in anguish because of thee.

*launches >>74386323 (You) with a single punch across the irish sea, sending you flying into >>74386282 (You)*

phone app says i walked 284km last month

421,000 steps

>>74386428
*presents my ring*

>>74386391
When can I play as him in FIFA?

Or Skyrim

http://www.ausairpower.net/APA-2012-02.html
don't mind me, just doing a read

>>74386453
really mate? really?

fascinating

>>74386479
kek xD good post xDD

hate Labour
love the NHS

who to vote for?

>>74386428

it's just a piece of paper

*invades >>74386452 (You)'s sovereign territory*

>>74386489
shut the fuck up

>>74386530
KEK

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>>74386453
>70cm footsteps

>>74386438
Newcastle is somewhat underrated, it's a decent city.

isnt it mental that theres literally nowhere else on the internet where you can just tell someone to fuck off for no reason without being banned hidden or vilified

I went into mcdonalds after work because i was starving and hadn't done groceries

in front of me in the queue were these two really fat women. no chins (mouth breathing). dressed in tracksuits. yelling swears at each other in really uncouth english.

i turned around and left.

how do people let themselves get like that.
The other day i also saw some proper grimey looking cunt in a shirt that said 'I eat pussy like I eat crisps' with some slow looking girl.

>>74386445
if we met irl I'd fucking unscrew your head you know that mate

didn't even read your post, just want to make that known

>Surrounded by gorgeous women at work
>being a single guy all of my married colleagues expect I'm getting loads of pussy

This is a lie

>>74386617
fuck off

>>74386619
>and hadn't done groceries

FOY

>>74386438
no just commute from london m8

>>74386555

I'm 5'11

>>74386588
Why?

isn't it just another northern powerhouse shithole?
>>74386640
aha banter BANTER!

>>74386640
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K

>>74386619
Every time I go to McDick's I ask myself the same thing.

I got a hamster captcha and they expected me to click a chipmunk. Who programs these things?

>>74386629
Same except
>good looking guy at work
>SOME good looking women
>every single one is taken
>EVERY.SINGLE.ONE

I have tried with a couple but they just won't have it

really don't like chinks lads, don't really consider them human

>>74386521
*appeals to the UN*

>>74386648
uh huh yeah?
*filters you*

>>74386669
I dunno, people shit on it because of geordie shore shite, etc, when it's actually an OK place with nice people.

Cannot stop listening to Tina Turner

>>74386694
they are literally the only good minorities besides whites

>>74386617
fuck off

>>74386690
I've been with a few girls who have been involved, I'm not gonna lie it's better ducking the guy (He doesn't know about me) but you're always looking over your shoulder when you're fucking her

>>74386621
1And the LORD spake unto Moses, Go unto Pharaoh, and say unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Let my people go, that they may serve me. 2And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs: 3And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs: 4And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants. 5And the LORD spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Stretch forth thine hand with thy rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up upon the land of Egypt. 6And Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of Egypt; and the frogs came up, and covered the land of Egypt. 7And the magicians did so with their enchantments, and brought up frogs upon the land of Egypt.

8Then Pharaoh called for Moses and Aaron, and said, Intreat the LORD, that he may take away the frogs from me, and from my people; and I will let the people go, that they may do sacrifice unto the LORD. 9And Moses said unto Pharaoh, Glory over me: when shall I intreat for thee, and for thy servants, and for thy people, to destroy the frogs from thee and thy houses, that they may remain in the river only?

10And he said, To morrow. And he said, Be it according to thy word: that thou mayest know that there is none like unto the LORD our God. 11And the frogs shall depart from thee, and from thy houses, and from thy servants, and from thy people; they shall remain in the river only. 12And Moses and Aaron went out from Pharaoh: and Moses cried unto the LORD because of the frogs which he had brought against Pharaoh. 13And the LORD did according to the word of Moses; and the frogs died out of the houses, out of the villages, and out of the fields. 14And they gathered them together upon heaps: and the land stank. 15But when

>>74386735
bit gay

>>74386296

Wish I still had a bath lad, only got a walk-in shower

>>74386737
>minority
they're not

don't reply to me you microbial little lipid-rich alga

>>74386751
i couldn't do that to another lad 2bh. men need to stick together these days.

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>>74386737

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senile brexitards on suicide watch

fucking hate non-whites and whites

>>74386820
literally the best webm in existence

>>74386804
In my defence, one time she told me she was single, the other girl and I had unfinished business/history

the last 2 days i've come back from work and meant to be doing uni work but somehow end up on /brit/ for 4 hours each night.

>>74386781
6And I was very angry when I heard their cry and these words. 7Then I consulted with myself, and I rebuked the nobles, and the rulers, and said unto them, Ye exact usury, every one of his brother. And I set a great assembly against them. 8And I said unto them, We after our ability have redeemed our brethren the Jews, which were sold unto the heathen; and will ye even sell your brethren? or shall they be sold unto us? Then held they their peace, and found nothing to answer. 9Also I said, It is not good that ye do: ought ye not to walk in the fear of our God because of the reproach of the heathen our enemies? 10I likewise, and my brethren, and my servants, might exact of them money and corn: I pray you, let us leave off this usury. 11Restore, I pray you, to them, even this day, their lands, their vineyards, their oliveyards, and their houses, also the hundredth part of the money, and of the corn, the wine, and the oil, that ye exact of them. 12Then said they, We will restore them, and will require nothing of them; so will we do as thou sayest. Then I called the priests, and took an oath of them, that they should do according to this promise. 13Also I shook my lap, and said, So God shake out every man from his house, and from his labour, that performeth not this promise, even thus be he shaken out, and emptied. And all the congregation said, Amen, and praised the LORD. And the people did according to this promise.