Any of you faggots been to the Amsterdam Red Light District?

>>74380397
>going to amsterdam for le ebin xD weeds and hookers xD
neck yourself you faggot fuck

go to hamburg instead
better hookers

>>74380493
Eat shit you basement dwelling neckbeard. I bet you cant afford a trip to Amsterdam. And even if you could you would be too autistic to get it up, even with a hooker.

Been there, but i am not degenerate.

>>74380609
Yes, every single person who doesn't partake in reddit-tier sex tourism and le ebin xD w33d!! tourism like a fucking 16-year-old is a poorfag living in a basement.

Unironically neck yourself, you fucking fucktard

>>74380688
this desu

>>74380609
this

>>74380397
Well, I live there. Almost all of them are Eastern European hookers who want to make some money here before going back to their homecountries and don't worry about the coffee shops. I'm just saying the golden age of hookers and drugs in Amsterdam is over.

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>>74380768
>Nederkankers unironically think people care if the hookers are natives or not

>>74380730
>>74380756
these

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>>74380768
>tfw born too late to experience a 20 buck fuck

Kek, if you want to fuck hookers you're better off in Germany. Google FKK clubs.

And selling magic mushrooms has been banned for years now, thanks to retarded tourists who jumped in front of trams, out of buildings, etc. You can still buy truffles at smart shops but I don't know how it compares.

>>74381014
>FKK clubs
These sound expensive. What if all I want is an old 20 bucker?

>traveling across the planet when you can just grow shrooms for almost nothing and get a bitch off of tinder for the cost of netflix and chill

>>74380688
He doesn't need to go there le ebin weed. You faggots elected mr dude weed lmao remember

>>74381195
20 buck will only get you a suck

Unless you to go Romania or Ukraine or some shit

>>74380397
She'll try to give you a robot super fast handjob to make you cum before you get to fuck her, don't let her do that or it's 50e down the drain
I haven't found shrooms in shops but truffles which are the same thing, but taste like utter shit

>>74381278
>Romania or Ukraine
Ok thanks for the advice

>>74381293
>I haven't found shrooms in shops but truffles which are the same thing, but taste like utter shit

As long as it works. No shroom has ever tasted good imo

>>74381254
>tinder
does this actually work? why is that everywhere on int i see it mentioned as salvation for virgins? aren't women impossible to approach whether it is online or not? or is it trannies? are you lying to me? you shouldn't do that to miserable lonely people

>>74380609
dude weed and aids lmao

>>74380397
They still sell shrooms (or rather truffles but they are both loaded with psilocybin) but not in coffeeshops, it's in other dedicated shops I can't remember their names but you can hardly miss them

>>74380397
these hookers don't look that appetizing; why go get a 6/10 when i can just get a average northamerican gf here in burgerland (in ur case leafland)

>>74381776
I wouldn't call it the salvation for virgins, but it's doable if you aren't /r9k/ tier.
I'm guessing OP is at least somewhat well-adjusted if he can afford a trip to Amsterdam.

>>74382532
>I'm guessing OP is at least somewhat well-adjusted if he can afford a trip to Amsterdam.
Lel no
t. /r9k/-tier autist with enough money saved to go on a 2 month long trip to Europe at the end of the year

>>74382656
dam son

>>74382811
I live with my parents tbf
My point remains though that you can still get a job even if you are a massive autist

>>74382261
Those are called smartshops.

Amsterdam is a fucking nightmare. When you're not tripping over hordes of tourists - usually packs of chinks and shitfaced brits - you're being harrassed by niggers and other subhuman trash who try to sell you all kinds of harddrugs. I hate having to call Amsterdam my capital. I hope that shithole is bombed along with its masses of shitskins and addicts.

>>74380397
Just make sure to bring 20 bucks with you and you're all set

>>74383086
Farmer pls

Just get out of the fucking city center (Rokin, Dam square, RLD) asap and stroll the canals, Jordaan, Plantage, Vondelbuurt, De Pijp

Amsterdam is over-rated. I usually just go to Copenhagen.

>>74383086
Capitals are almost always the worst cities.

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Those hookers are god damn expensive, don't do it unless you're rich.

>>74383086
I've been to Amsterdam and it wasn't that bad. Wouldn't want to live there certainly, but nice architechture, lmao legal weed man and good alcohols.

How much would a decent hooker cost?

I went to Amsterdam for my first trip alone last year. Stayed one week, really nice city, Dutch people are great even if their language is garbage. A bit too many non Dutch, but I'm from Paris, so I know that feeling. Great museums too: the Rijksmuseum, of course, the Van Gogh Museum, Rembrandt's house, the Amsterdam Hermitage, the Royal Palace, the Museum of the Navy (I think that's the right name?), there's really tons of thing to do.

I did spend a bit of time in the Red Light District. Visited the Prostitution museum and the Sex Museum. Honestly wouldn't recommend it, it's pretty meh, and an hour and half wasted I could have spent doing something much more interesting, like a city tour by the canals.

>>74383527
I thought it was about 50e for a quick suck and fuck

>>74383581
Really? that's pretty cheap.

>>74380397
Is it just me or they are fat and ugly?
It isn't just me, right?

>>74383086
Tbf I loved Amsterdam but I can understand why a Dutch guy living there wouldn't. It's really beautiful and there are fucktons of things to do beside drugs and hookers but I saw lots of tourists acting like shit, exactly like in Paris.
People were fucking rude to me tho even an old lady in the tramway started yelling because I entered by the wrong door by accident, and it was even more expensive than Paris

>>74383668
There are some super qts. Walked through it a couple of times when I visited the city. There's pretty much everything you might want from traps to milfs to whatever.

>>74383333
>Copenhagen
Good hookers there?

>>74383859
I banged a Chinese hooker this weekend. It was nice. It was at a brothel called Daisy Club. 1300DKK gets you one hour.

There's a lot of other brothels in town too, and if you fancy negroes there's plenty of them on the streets.

>>74383711
I figured Amsterdam would be a lot more chill than Paris, which was a totally unpleasant experience imo. The small towns in France were nice, but Paris was a shithole.

>>74384142
Oh I'd say it is more chill yeah but without saying they are the same thing they both have similar problems, like pretty much every big European capital

>>74380688
wtf i love leafs now

>>74384113
thats expensive though. I don't go whoring but going to other countries would be cheaper

>>74380397

Yes. They sell magic shrooms, cannabis ice cream, try them both!

The hookers are workers, they pay tax. Some of the money you spend on them will be used to build the road you walk on while down there.

I think I spent close to a 100 eur on a threesome with two hot ones. great stuff. I almost chickened out though.

>>74384363
It's much cheaper if you bang the street whores, but I like to keep it classy.

It's better to just hire an escort online. They will be more attractive and will offer a better and more rewarding service.

Negotiate everything up front. Literally every detail. From the time to what you are going to do.

>>74383668
It isn't just me, right?
Me too tbqh.

>>74384648
Don't you feel a bit sick going into a brothel? I find that their attempts at being classy come across as sleazy. I would feel less weird fucking a street hooker to be honest, but that's just me.

>>74384745
At the red light district 50 euros for a quick fuck and suck. But they hate their job and try to jew you over everything. Which is why I wouldn't recommend it.

Online you can order an escort for 80 to 120 euros per hour. And they do anything. They are more likely to work at an established club so there is some degree of quality control.

>>74384796
I've been to about a dozen different brothels, and I've never been uncomfortable. They tend to be very professional and polite.

My least pleasant experiences with prostitutes have been with street girls. Last summer I banged a girl from Ghana, and it was pretty bad. She was pretty strung out on what I believe was heroin at the time and she wasn't really into it.

>>74384975
Is there a big risk of STD"s with a condom?

I'm always afraid of some skin disease that will rot my dick off. So I'm a bit afraid to touch prostitutes. Although they often have safer sex than the local bar sluts.

>>74385078
I always use a condom except for blowjobs. Haven't caught any diseases yet :)

>>74385329
>except for blowjobs
Enjoy your herpes.

>>74380397
>sex tourism

That's pretty degenerate. And believe me it's not worth it. Fucking a prostitute literally is not very different from jacking off because it's so sterile (no kissing, touching)

>>74387731
>Fucking a prostitute literally is not very different from jacking off
This desu. I've had some bad, meaningless and emotionless sex and I'd rather just jack off. I would definitely not pay for it.

Don't come here fuck off