/brit/ - The Lizzy Duke Edition

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Danz

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anime

bored help

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Cara Cancereye

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>>74376414

a nice hit of caffeine really gets my bowels moving lads

feeling really cleaned out

might wank meself off boys

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got any regrets

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>>74376347
>>74376347
>>74376347

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Which Wojak best sums up your feelings right now?

>>74376359
ahh yes the menace that is the mong that puts the edition in the title is back

>>74376375
>>74376414
>>74376426
spoiler that hog

>>74376405
do a wank

>>74376389
nonce

>>74376431
dont care

>>74376438
good lad

>>74376401

classic move by any losing side

deflect and claim corruption on the part of the winner

haven't masturbated in about 5 days lol

>>74376452
>stealing my gimmick

Fuck you

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/brit/ is full of failed normies desperately trying to fit in with normies by calling people nonces and rorkes

>>74376462
same
>>74376457
all me

Just spent £30 on a mouse lol

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>>74376452

shitting 'ell

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the so-called "gf"

i like when you do the thing where you don't masturbate for a while and then when you cum you cum so big

>>74376500
do you know if there's a cardiff city version of this wojak? ta x

>>74376531
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493819801829.webm

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>>74375141
Literally a real life WW2-era caricature for a face.

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reminder that the janny doesn't even ban you when you post this image because he thinks that it's a topless man with moderate gyno

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>tfw you go for a piss and it comes out crystal clear

good feel

74376554
shant be opening that

>>74376581
That's the beer lad

>>74376576
>>74376576
Lol cara btfo

can someone explain the "for me, it's x" meme

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>>74376531
>don't do it for a couple of days
>big cums
>decide to wait for another couple of days
>instead have another wank later that night
I'm controlled only by my fears and desires. Fucking kill me lads.

love pints

>>74376620
>>>/ck/

>>74376634
thoughts on foreners? sex?

Don't understand how beer gives you a hangover, it's more water than anything else and it's basically a fucking vegetable

Can someone explain this?

>>74376621
eh at least your not like me i can only cum when i do something that makes me feel guilty like stealing panties or taking pictures of girls feet

>>74376620
Me? I'd serve crablegs

>>74376620
for me, its the mcchicken

For me, it's for me.

>>74376531
had this the other day, felt good

>>74376659
would try and explain but i doubt your baboon mind could comprehend the science

>>74376647
hate foreners
hate the gays
hate wogs
hate muslims
hate the left

no racist just don't like em simple as

>>74376614
i just drink tons of water

>>74376689
I'm actually quite intelligent i just dont posses this particular morsel of information

what can I buy for less than £10 that will cheer me up? already got booze

thinking maybe something to eat but I'm not hungry

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Anyone wanna finish off this chicken? I can't handle any more.

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>>74376639
>>74376668
>>74376672
STOP IT

>>74376723
donate it to the less fortunate

>>74376723
Cigarettes to go with the drink

>>74376659
your liver uses up a bulk of the water overnight processing the alcohol

>>74376754
done this before, it didn't help

>>74376758
already got them

>>74376659
Dehydration and the general malaise comes from the impure elements in the ale/beer. Niggers.

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>I'm actually quite intelligent

>>74376723
tenga egg

>>74376754
FOJ (Fuck Off Jesus)
>>74376778
Save it for more beer somewhere down the line. That will make you happy later on

>>74376738
sure thing lad
cheers

Sitting on a pizza waiting to devore it when I feels like it :3

anyone ever done a gay

>>74376359
One of these sovereigns with full Adidas tracksuit and airmax 95's = /fa/

>>74376765
ahhh.. yanks
fascinating people

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Me and the so-called 'pussy'.

>>74376807
wtf

>>74376810
nah, I've got enough to get drunk all year

>>74376846
Ye, regret it immensely

>>74376859
wow you are a faggot

Ireland in the sun is the most beautiful place on earth

>>74376859
bent twat

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We're all gonna make it lads

>>74376859
i bet you think you're a cute fem boy but you're actually fucking ugly and just gay as shit stupid fuck you

>>74376859
Gorgeous livingroom
FOB

>>74376872
bender

>>74376859
love pictures of men's feet

>>74376915
bit gay

>>74376890
Sunny down south aswell? What county you in lad? Doire here x

>>74376859
you're gay as fuck

kill yourself now you degenerate piece of filth

tempted to lob this brand new 250g stick of butter at this fucking cats head

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got the virgin haircut and a new turtleneck today lads

>>74376922
it was clearly sarcasm you disgusting ape

>>74376872
what did you do

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>>74376953
do you look like this again

>>74376939
Border county so not too far from you

>>74376953
FOADNPOS

>>74376953
>no ear lobes
subhuman

>>74376956
did a gay

>>74376956
Sucked a lads dick and got him to suck mine when we were both drunk and straight. Was weird cause i had a gf at the time. Atleast now I'm sure I'm not gay haha

>Make a mechanism that launches pellets in the area around it
>get arrested

ah yes

>>74376953
You look like a girl who just started studying for an art history degree.

>>74376994
Why tho?

bummed a lad when I was 14, it's not gay because I didn't receive

@74376994
shit gimmick
fucking neck yourself

>>74376968
Donegal? Always weird hearing how close Irish posters are to ye

>>74376876
>>74376904
>>74376948
Fucking hell what's with all the aggro. I thought you liked cats.

@74377015

i accept indirect (you)s. Thanks

>>74376994
>Rearrange some particles
>Sell the rearranged particle to another human
>Arrested
Hmm

>have sex with another human being who hasn't traveled around the sun an arbitrary amount of times
>get sent to prison

sucked several of my friends off and swallowed all their loads, it wasn't gay though cause i did it as a joke

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>>74376984
>Sucked a lads dick
>I'm not gay haha

>>74377045
I'm genuinely not. I was only 14 at the time and was just exploring I suppose

>>74377041
>>74377044
alri benders aha

>>74377022
Louth

what height is phimo?

sucking a willy once isnt gay, its only gay if you suck three willies

>>74377068

exploring some lads bellend you big fat bender

>>74377084
Like 5'4

i wanna die

>>74376859
cute cat
more?

>>74377100
I'm gay

>question the holocaust
>get arrested

tad mental this one

>>74377109
'nder

lmfao that people have the privilege of caring about phimo

have about a dozen problems to go through before i can even think about my penis making contact with a woman

like bumming men, not gay just the way it is

>the good weather is coming in and you have no friends to enjoy it with

>>74376953
honestly thought this was sara at first glance

don't reckon the holocaust happened desu lads

i'm sociable in the right environment, i think i'm interesting maybe, not boring I don't think. I think i'm average looking but i have no friends never had a girlfriend or anything

what went wrong? Anime and video game can only fill that void for so long

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>>74377117

Yeah come to brit for phimosis dick pics and a bunch of faggots. God damn just KYS to improve the gerneral population

>>74377076
Beaut county

>>74377129
putting your knobend up a twat makes you forget about other problems, and you get to sleep over and have a free breakfast too

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never felt so alone in all my life

>>74377169
>gerneral
lets point at this lad and laugh

>>74377155
It did but Jewish trickery was involved too. Since when did Jews do anything that didn't involve trickery.

>>74377155
Expect a visit from Theresa Mays judeo communist goon Jeremy Corbyn

>>74377158
you lived your life as if asleep and never tried either from a natural lethargy or a fear of being "exposed"

>>74377158
Maybe because you're a bent Swede cunt. What kind of woman wants a manchild who watches anime haha. Honestly.

>>74377169
*points at you and laughs*

>>74377197
iktf

we will all be happy one day?

we need so damned many things to keep our dazed lives going

*points at "74377169" and laughs*

alri

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>>74377169
>gerneral

>>74377217
are you saying there are no women who like anime and video games, because that's wrong. not every women wants a strong, manly man boyfriend.

also wtf does bent mean

>>74377163
looks very soft and cuddly :3

the fact is that over 12 million innocent people were killed in the holocaust including over 6 million jews

it is important to always remember the holocaust so that we can make sure nothing like it ever happens again

nothing helps the loneliness like beer, fags, and music

Get back in line poster number 74377270

the radical centrist position is always correct desu.
left position on holocaust:it did happen, 6 million jews died, now don't look into it or jail time for you
rorke position:didn't happen, made up by scheming jews
the enlightened radical centrist says, now hold on a second. Maybe it did happen. But 3 million died.

oh my god

phimo and gyno

phimo and gyno

phimo and gyno

phimo and gyno

just another FREAK

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>judeo communist goon

>>74376953
show us your septum piecing love

pub, football, 2 kids, don't get on with the missus, south stand

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>>74377296
now we know the truth

>>74377280
>fags
FOY

why do women not have honour?

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so called lass

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>>74377005
>>74377150

>>74377347
honour? what the fuck are you on about you odd cunt

NAME THE JEW
SHAME THE JEW
BLAME THE JEW
- Jeremy Corbyn

>>74377347
anime women do

>>74377360
She's a keeper

>>74377296
normal people: NASA landed on the moon 6 times
conspiracy mongs: NASA fakes 6 moon landings
radical centrists: NASA faked 3 moon landings but landed on the moon 3 times

>>74377258
Yeah, there are plenty of fat and greasy highly autistic women out there who are dying to talk about 'nime with you. But funnily enough they can acquire a bf much better than them, because they're female. You actually have to make an effort.

It's not because you're not putting yourself out there. It's because what you are putting out there is utterly unattractive to the female brain.

In other words: don't b urself.

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>honour

Rorkes: all blacks are criminals
rasheeds: no blacks are criminals
radical centrist: half of blacks are criminals

>>74377372
who is this qt

>>74377393
it's a meme that anime/vidya females are ugly

wish i could fugg a girl ngl

>>74377347
honour's killed millions, it hasn't saved anybody

>>74377431
No it's true, just like the men

what's the radical centrist interpretation of the flat earth vs round earth theories?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39787353
Just imagine if you replaced "Theresa May" with "Recep Erdogan" and "UK" with "Turkey"

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the cat this morning

>>74377460
flat on the top, round on the bottom

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>>74377460
the Earth is a half sphere

need a black communist gf

>>74377468
perfidious europeans!

>>74377469
lol

left position on 9/11:it was saudi arabian terrorists
rorke position: cia false flag
the enlightened radical centrist says, now hold on a second. Maybe saudi arabian terrorists hit one tower. But the cia hit the other

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>>74377460

Messaging with a hot Puerto Rican girl on okcupid who's older than me. Her profile says trumps despicable and not to message her if you're a trump supporter. But I've been messaging her anyways

if the earth is round why is the horizon flat

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>>74377469
stroke his belly
>>74377493
liking this gimmick

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>>74377520
good lad

>>74377425
Funny post

>>74377520
that's rape by deception

really enjoying this radical centrist gimmick desu

>>74377493
this 2bh
it just so happened that the CIA launched a false flag on behalf of the jews the same day some VERY angry muslims decided to attack the us

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How do we solve the white problem?

>>74377431
No. Outside the e-personalities who profess to like your childish hobbies to get you drooling and sending them donations, they are incel-type hobbies.

t. Dated a girl who played videogames and read manga/yaoi and she was an insufferable nerd and honestly quite a bit fat.

>>74377347
They value the approval of others and instant gratification over all else.

For example if you have the opportunity to fuck another man's gf, you might refuse not because of what others might think, but because inside yourself you know it's wrong and you would hate yourself for it
Women would refuse because if it ever became public it would ruin her reputation

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>>74377582
it is NOT a gimmick

left position on white genocide:it doesnt exist
rorke position:it's ongoing and being perpetrated by high level jews
the enlightened radical centrist says, now hold on a second. White genocide is real. But it's being perpetrated by whites

>>74377534
any sufficiently large curve will appear flat between any two sufficiently close points on that curve

sheed: kill all whites
rorke: kill all pakis
radical centrist: kill half the whites and half the pakis

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>>74377428
regina spektor

>>74377594
define fat

because thicc girls with a big of pudge but not too much are cute as fuck, and from what i've seen on chaturbate chubby girls have nice pussies

>>74377609
some truth to this one
i'm not letting some woman cuck me into having "children" and starting a "family"

Might have a wank but this girl is coming round tomorrow and she always comments on my large cumshots so I don't want to weaken my load.

>>74377594
>honestly quite a bit fat.
>weeb
>dated

sadcase

>>74377632
but there is no curve

explain that

>>74377609
>It's fine when we genocide your people and force you to adopt our customs but it would be bad if you did the same to us
Disavow the Britshit empire

>>74377609
eloquent use of gimmick
>>74377635
crude use of gimmick

>>74377425
made me chuckle

>>74377636
NEED, repeat, NEED, a Jewish gf

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watching a little 'ck 'n' 'rty

absolutely hate all women and blacks (except the ones i know personally, they're all sound)

>>74377685
theres a curve but you cant see it because youre too close

fuckin weeb as retards think the earh be like one big fuckin pokeball LOL! smdh

rorke: wants to deport people
rasheed: realises immigration is a positive
radical centrist: allows immigration and deports the natives

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>lecturers is asking what our dreams are
>everyone's saying they want to be top of their chosen careers
>too embarrassed to say all I've ever wanted is a loving wife and lots of children and i don't care about the rest

Omg MrChiCity is streaming

eh i don't think the earth is flat but it's also not round probably

Republican: Northern Ireland belongs to Ireland
Unionists: Northern Ireland belongs in the union
Radical centrist: Northern Ireland should be a heavily militarised independent state

>>74377725
business idea: decide who to deport based on a country-wide game of musical chairs

>>74377757
Fuck off

>>74377725
>the natives
The Britons? The Saxons? The Angles? The Romans? The Normans? The Nurse?

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>>74377703
and some slav admixture wouldn't hurt

rasheed: >>74377776
rorke: >>74377778
radical centrist: >>74377777

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>>74377755
they're both right.

it's an oblate spheroid. oblate means slightly flat

>>74377791
whites

>>74377726
>lecturers is
Stopped reading right there
*puts your CV in the bin*

>>74377757
as a radical centrist, Northern Ireland should be glassed and then dogs and bees and dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you guard it so no one dares to settle the area

>>74377757
I'm an Irish nationalist and I am in favour of the "centrist" option because of how utterly GAY the Republic has become.

Republican: Northern Ireland belongs to Ireland
Unionists: Northern Ireland belongs in the union
Radical centrist: Northern Ireland should be split in 2 and half given to each country

>>74377829
nice

>>74377726
normalcunt

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janny's nut status: fully done in

>>74377840
Define white

>>74377848
Most reddit post I've read all week

>>74377859
Then you're not an Irish nationalist you flakey wee bastard. If we go down we do it together. Tiocfaidh ár lá

rorke >>74377901
rasheed >>74377902
radical centrist>>74377903

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>NI comes up
>half the thread responds
how many of us are there

>>74377886
>ball-bearing device
>not ball-busting device
lock him up and throw away the key 2bh

>>74377848
thats one fooking REDDITy post

>>74377916
>us
honestly sickens me that NI posts with a union jack

>>74377916
too many

>>74377893
white people, you can tell which people are white by looking at their skin

>>74377916
Loads desu

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>oblate 1 |ˈɒbleJt|
>adjectiveGeometry
>(of a spheroid) flattened at the poles

>sphere |sfJə|
>noun
>1 a round solid figure, or its surface, with every point on its surface >equidistant from its centre.


>flattened
>sphere

OH SHI-

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May truly is a disgrace.
She comes out with this lunatic crap about mysterious figures in Brussels "who do not want these talks to succeed"? She is making up delusional, hateful rubbish about events being "deliberately timed to affect the result of the general election". She's now herself actively sabotaging the chances of a deal, the precise thing she accused opponents of.

There's no way you can twist this to pretend it will improve our chances in talks. She is now directly acting against the national interest.. I am honestly not sure I have ever seen a more irresponsible comment by a British prime minister.

>>74377908
>>74377933
>simpsons
>reddit

>>74377950
alright den
iss gonna be a mad ting

>>74377911
Fuck off. I want to annex the dirty pathetic Republic and burn it all to the ground. My heart belongs to Éire. Not the Republic.

>>74377967
cool

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>74377978
simpsons is trash

honestly have no clue why euro-peons love this washed up sitcom so much

rasheed: i support palestine
rorke: i support israel
radical centrist: i support the kingdom of jerusalem

>>74377999
Filthy Protestant scum in disguise. I'd bounce your head off the curb you cowardly cunt

>>74378002
May truly is a disgrace!!
She comes out with this lunatic crap about mysterious figures in Brussels "who do not want these talks to succeed"? She is making up delusional, hateful rubbish about events being "deliberately timed to affect the result of the general election". She's now herself actively sabotaging the chances of a deal, the precise thing she accused opponents of.

There's no way you can twist this to pretend it will improve our chances in talks. She is now directly acting against the national interest.. I am honestly not sure I have ever seen a more irresponsible comment by a British prime minister.

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>>74377952

every time I think that /brit/ has come up with a new influential meme or gimmick it's either a flash in the pan that doesn't catch on anywhere else or it didn't actually come from /brit/ in the first place

>False dichotomy is a fallacy
>Golden mean is a fallacy
So the answer is 1/4 and 3/4?

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>>us
>honestly sickens me that NI posts with a union jack

>/brit/: reee i hate muslims and their shitty culture they give nothing

>unironically uses the arabic numerical system.

>>74378013
kek

>>74378023
rorke and radical centrist are the other way round

>>74378035
you can tell she's a gook by looking at her

>>74378024
>pledges his heart to the Republic and not to Ireland herself
I'd fucking murder you if you were anywhere within 500 feet of me, you dirty anglo cunt.

God his posts are so SHITE

*creates a new gimmick*

>>74378055
neither of those are fallacies.

dont you dare reply to him

>>74376481
HOW CAN YE HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YE DON'T EAT YER MEAT?

>>74378104
someone will, that's tasty bait

>>74378098
ah yes

the meta-gimmick

I have come to the realisation that the mantra 'stranger danger' is the reason I cannot interact with other human beings.

>>74378091
You aren't going to win this conversation rorke.

>>74378078
Way to ruin it wanker

>>74378127
would not be surprised if he really was that stupid though

rasheed: death to the west
rorke: death to all muslims
radical centrist: death to half of both

>>74378148
stop

A girl just called me handsome...how reply?

No memes pls.

>>74378023
i think a radical centrist supports a 2 state solution based on armistice borders with land swaps, a split jerusalem with shared control of the old city and palestinian citizenship for palestinian refugees with israeli compensation and guaranteed water rights for both

>>74378093
Ireland is what the Irish people will it to be, and as it stands, that is a free Republic of Ireland. It is flawed but it's ours. Fuck off perfidious saxon foe, I'd beat you to mush and you know it

>>74378157
we've had this joke mate

>>74378173
Thanks

>>74378173
you are too

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This triggers the Paddy

A girl called me phimosis today

>>74378054
the fun of /brit/ is that its very self-contained, most of the humour doesnt translate well to other boards because it relies on context that you only get from posting here for a while.

Have acquired so many girlfriends I didn't have time to tell you about, these past 10 days. A tall chick that looks like a model, a succesful entrepreneur, a 21 years old students. Will leave the stories for when I have more time. But again new gfs will accumulate. Anyway
How have you been lads? Thailad still posts?

>>74378186
Just have to mow another 20 million or so lawns Ed

>>74378173
"you too hahaha"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

isn't this what the clinton campaign tried to accuse trump and putin?

>>74378173
"yer not too bad yerself ;)"

need a lad with a big willy to have sex with his gf in front of me and laugh at my phimotic willy

god, the worst posters are ITT

>>74378259
that could be arranged :)

>>74378247
fake news

>>74378190
>Irish people
When the "Irish" "people" are Nigerians and chinks and pakis, then their opinion doesn't matter. When the "Irish" "people" refuse to educate their children in the ways of Gaelic culture, tradition and language, then their opinion doesn't matter. The Republic is not the Spiritual Nation and if you fucking DARE reply to me again, I'll gas your entire fucking district, you dirty traitorous cunt. D'ya hear me? Now fuck up and go read some Pearse.

>>74378242
Went with something like this

Thanks big bros

>>74377469
He's a fat little nigger, isn't he?

>>74378173
"thanks, i didnt know how to reply and i'm so awkward that i asked what to reply on an anonymous forum in a small section dedicated to british culture, the posters there are notorious for being bad with women and people in general"

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>>74376452

>>74378278
>poo willy

>>74378173
"Gosh, wow, I... I don't know what to say, I'm flattered. I guess I could say... that I know how fucking handsome I am, do you think I've never seen a mirror? You dozy cow, control yourself."

>>74378278
how his penis that colour?

???

>>74378300
delete this post mate

>>74378275
now we just need the german, the puerto rican, thairunt and liam

>>74378300
potty mouth

>>74378326
Kek

>>74378275
Honestly though it could get worse than the Aussies this morning, but then that Swansea child sex offender pops in and now the raghead manlet.

/brit/ is not seen as a British general, just a general for shitposting

>>74378277
where you from
how big

might have a phimotic willy but i have a double helping of pleasure centres right below them
taking offers for a strong lad to use my plums as a speedbag

>>74378382
earth
very (for you)

>>74378300
bit racist

>>74378382
Grimsby
3"

new thread please

>>74378382
Manny
0.161 metres

mAke the next edition funny

>>74377669
Was talking to a Swede you slow twat. They don't say 'going out', they say dating.

don't have phimosis. it's just that my willy is so small it doesn't come out the skin

>>74378382
Algeria

5'8"

new

>>74378503
>>74378503
>>74378503

Business idea: Find an army of thai girls to offer a virtual girlfriend service through skype to lonely men in the old world. Give them stock replies in english to type. Share profits with them.

>>74378382
wolverhampton
enough