Yerushalayim/Al-Quds: Divided City edition
me on the left
Poo
>Please don't group me with atheists
hmm, fascinating
all the so-called "groundbreaking discoveries" i've seen posted on reddit have been false yet multiple new ones get millions of upvotes every day
me in the green
remember that you don't have a pretty gf and never will
>>74373986
t. mongo
>>74374005
rasheed
>>74374029
what happened to their willys whrees there foreskin gone xx
>>74374029
name of the girl pls x
https://twitter.com/Roh_Yakobi/status/859125633363980290
based john mcdonnell
>>74374028
she's not even that attractive WITH makeup on
nah in all honesty we need a palestinian single state solution
>>74374057
lily labeau
>/brit/ is almost 80% atheist
Why do they all get fedora'd then?
pranking the sis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCfdzvwJYXY
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493818727634.webm
Doing a spooky watch
>>74374074
0% Atheist
80% Agnostic
>>74374074
could all be 'ostics lad
>>74374095
agnostics are atheists
New Order or Joy Division?
>she's not even that attractive WITH makeup on
http://www.strawpoll.me/12885611
Looks like we're more reddit than reddit lads
America seems to be really going to shit under Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro58Lm5xqTY
maxx!
lauren southern's ig is filled with comments from beta orbiters from all over the world
she has all these fascist brown third worlders posting shite like "you are my sex"
it's quite debased the entire thing
she has a very hot friend though
psykiten
>>74374105
>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university
felt good improving the lives of others
>0% Atheist
>80% Agnostic
>>74374128
GOOD lad
>>74374074
4chan is atheist at heart, but the built in need for people to be contrarian means atheists get criticised on here
when there's no getting ove-er that rainbo-oh-oh-ow
>>74374128
rasheed
The sheer amount of (You)s i got in that last thread has shattered my /brit/ record for (You)s
right so it's between manny and leeds met
which has more whites and better girls
>>74374128
>sold drugs at uni
>made friends
>made money
great feel desu mate
the fucking state
>t-ten grams of amber leaf?
>I-I I err I'm sorry w-we don't seem to have that - I-I'm really sorry
>>74374179
>more whites
leeds
>better girls
'nchester
>>74374162
>the built in need for people to be contrarian means atheists get criticised on here
nah
only the outspoken bill nye types do
no one cares otherwise
just like in real life
>>74374128
good lad
>>74374120
that vid gives me a rock hard one
>>74374106
joy division
In his White Genocide Manifesto, white supremacist David Lane made the claim that the government policies of many western countries had the intent of destroying white European culture and making White people an "extinct species".[13] Lane, a founding member of the organization The Order, criticized race-mixing, abortion, homosexuality, the legal repercussions against those who "resist genocide" and also the "Zionist Occupation Government" that he said controls the U.S. and the other majority-white countries and encourages "white genocide". It is rooted in "doctrines of universalism both secular and religious" according to Lane, and it may have been a factor that led to the murder of anti-Nazi Jewish talk-show commentator Alan Berg in 1984. Prior to his murder, Berg regularly taunted racists on his show.[13]
>>74374204
quite fond of the smell of newsagents
>>74374196
She is cute though
>>74374235
not really
generic as fuck and that's even with makeup on
reminder that the fedora meme is a r*ligious plot to subvert the good word of science, rationality and reason
>>74374234
>>74374196
looks leagues better as a blonde
as an aside i didn't realise until earlier today that the saying "leagues better" could refer to leagues as in sports leagues and not the unit of distance
i'm 28 and only now had this thought
life is so strange
tell me something better than duolingo
>>74374217
the 'chon liked bill nye until about 2 weeks ago
again, the inherent contrarianism of this place is nauseating sometimes
If you fedora him you're a fucking retard who can't spot bait
>>74374204
>ffifee
what's that when it's at home then eh?
>>74374272
it definitely refers to the unit since europe calls them divisions
>>74374128
>>74374159
>>74374221
rorkes out
>>74374285
Why are nonces always revoltingly ugly
Really makes me think
>>74374285
wondered why I hadn't seen Thailad about recently
>>74374256
There's nothing exceptional about her looks no, but she's still good looking. I'm sick of the Alt Right meme leaders though, and hope the gimmick ends soon.
>>74374215
alri
which parts of town of manc are best ye reckon?
where did the term "trolling" go? In my mind there's a slight difference between the two:
baiting is trying to get someone to do a particular thing e.g. hatposting, calling you a rorke or rasheed or something like that
troling seems more generally just saying stupid shit to piss people off
chill vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKgcdV3vykU
>>74374311
because you only resort to that if you can't do better
>>74374311
only the ugly ones get caught
>>74374279
only redditors ever liked bill nye
everyone else saw him for the hack that he is
masquerades as a scientist yet only has a bachelor's in engineering
>>74374350
i know i'll get nonce'd for this but this is a pretty dumb rhetoric, are you being serious?
>>74374364
do as i say, not as i do
>>74374279
hadn't even heard of him until 2 weeks ago
>>74374306
i'm pretty left wing
just hate drugs
>Essex if you want your jaw declared at customs
whats this mean then haha
>>74374364
No we liked him because of nostalgia from school, nothing reddit about that
>>74374391
yes
>>74374398
>the authoritarian left
hmm nah not a fan
>i'm pretty left wing
>just hate drugs
>>74374408
so he could've easily paid 1/20th of the price of a regular escort, but decided to go for children instead because he 'couldn't get' the former?
>>74374347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3YxgBrnorI
*Ice barrages everyone in this thread*
>>74374272
thought britain called them leagues like they've got the premier league then the champions league where all the shitty teams end up
>>74374427
>of a
for a
>>74374398
> just hate drugs
why do you hate inanimate objects?
>>74374422
read state and revolution
>>74374427
he was paying for the virginity
>>74374444
>for a
four a
>>74374438
>then the champions league where all the shitty teams end up
>>74374406
>we
hėllo reddit
>nostalgia about highschool
how shite was your school that they were still showing you bill nye at that age?
he's literally meant for little kids at least was until he decided to get into sexually explicit material which only happened a couple weeks ago
>>74374460
shan't
>>74374423
I am indeed a Marxist-Leninist
>>74374445
socially and physically harmful
i should say i'm not against them being regulated for medical use, but the hardcore drugs and recreational use, nah
>>74374438
>man don't know about vanorama conference
Absolute plonker on Radio 5Live right now, lads. Don't know how these interviewers don't crack the skulls of some simpletons they talk to. Must be such a patience-testing job.
>>74374491
> socially and physically harmful
but they're not unless you misuse them which most consenting adults do not :/
reminder to not reply to the yank menace
>>74374524
hop off the phone then lad ;)))
it was the First Division for 100 years before Murdoch ruined football
>>74374480
*replies to you*
proposing a war of attrition hitting yanks where it hurts the most: their (You)s
>>74374464
so you think it would be cheaper otherwise?
>>74374480
>shite
>US flag
Alri swissyank
Quickest ways to spot a redditor:
>supports trump
>thinks brexit was 'based'
>prefers MMA to boxing
>thinks test cricket is better than t20
>does overhead press in the squat rack
>>74374568
cheaper than a regular SEA hooker, i mean
runescape = 4chan
wow = reddit
>>74374581
>>supports trump
not me
>>thinks brexit was 'based'
me
>>prefers MMA to boxing
me
>>thinks test cricket is better than t20
not me
>>does overhead press in the squat rack
not me
>>74374581
You started watching boxing a week ago you loser
>>74374538
nah, sky invented football in 1992 don't ya know
>>74374581
>tfw too tall to do OHP in the squat rack
might start one of those facebook pages where instead of channeling my creativity and megalomania here i do it on facebook
>>74374632
ahh yes here comes the world class muay thai knacker than got knocked out in his second amateur fight and thinks he's an expert
Too awkward/autistic to develop a real connection with a girl
Too autistic to enjoy casual sex
Looks like it's another 80 years on /brit/ for me
Bath uni
thoughts?
55
Good riddance
weed is reddit tier and so are most other drugs
>>74374678
>casual sex
FONT
saw an australian at mcdonald's
leaf'd
imagine being Prime Minister and winning an election but losing your seat
would be very funny
>>74374692
visited the city once and did not see a single bath
>>74374692
bath uni: it's near bristol
>>74374678
>Too autistic to enjoy casual sex
>tfw the stress of sex makes me fuck up and come quickly
haha ah YES!!!!!!
>>74374704
No, you got aussied
>>74374666
I'm a muay thai fighter with only street fights (undefeated) so check your sources
>>74374730
not yet seen this picture without text
proper made me think about it all hahahaha
>>74374750
*beats you within an inch of your life with a cricket bat*
really like spongebob
>>74374786
do they dub spongebob in a british accent lmao
>>74374786
was great 15 years ago
mum's had her head kicked in lads
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ello mates
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74374765
you remind me of my mate here at uni who ends every single message on whataspp with "haha"
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESy-Z8vqMrE
>Bathampton
fucking hell
>Toilet Bog Fart, farty shith poosident of the arsenited sharts of americrack
me and the gf
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
toilet shit fuck nigger poo ass is not my president
>>74374581
>supports trump
>thinks brexit was 'based'
but the majority of reddit is left wing
>prefers MMA to boxing
t.watched AJ v Klitschko last week
>thinks test cricket is better than t20
cricket is gay. Very reddit sport all over
>>74374770
You wouldn't even touch me
>>74374796
xcDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>74374845
turns out big dog Trump isn't senile he's just completely whacked out on finasteride lmfao
the prez of the US has a foggy brain and estrogen coursing through his body
well and truly jew'd
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74374889
stiop watching yank cartoons yank tv is shit
All that you touch
And all that you see
All that you taste
All you feel
And all that you love
And all that you hate
All you distrust
All you save
And all that you give
And all that you deal
And all that you buy,
Beg, borrow or steal
And all you create
And all you destroy
And all that you do
And all that you say
And all that you eat
And everyone you meet
And all that you slight
And everyone you fight
And all that is now
And all that is gone
And all that's to come
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/british-electoral-history-since-1832/decline-of-the-liberal-party-1900-to-1918/
quite mad how Labour is mirroring the old Liberals, all the way down to the timeline, just 100 years later
haha
slags
willy
bums
gay
chebs
need a bf
proto gf
so called gf
rorke
rasheed
deano
poo
zoot
'cide
radical centrist
business idea
grime
greater london
lads
stormzy
peng
north
south
fedora
gym
FOY
janny
screeching
howling
roaring
bellowing
cager
runt
cuckio
tim
cara
shan't
hat
anime
ahh yes
hmm
going to the shop, want anything?
good post
barrett new builds
toilet bog fart
quite like australian accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouB2huII9IQ
>>74374975
all me
might have to wank soon but im enjoying my high levels of testosterone and confidence
do?
the so-called "gf"
>>74374975
good to see my post reused
Sitting in the 'ack 'arden with a cold beer and fresh pack of fags. Lovely
*cycles toward you*
Have to write up a literature review and methodology by midnight tonight lads - can I do it??? 1850 words maximum
>>74375035
raining here. Not too unhappy about it
>>74375025
at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
>>74375022
adorbs
>>74375062
piece of piss
anyone remember the £2 clinton cards gimmick
>>74375066
Britain BTFO by God
new
>>>/tv/82337950
anyone remember the cuckio meme
chubby asians
>>74375114
it's comfy as fuck
>>74374966
The Tories literally exist to oppose Labour. They're like two rotten logs leaning on each other, when Labour goes the Tories will soon follow.
>>74375141
>chubby
Nigger she's fat as fuck
>>74375062
raid a bibliography of a core book or something
you'll be alright
>nobody remembers the pint pulling prime minister gimmick
>nobody remembers the £2 clinton cards gimmick
>nobody remembers the I invented that gimmick check the archives 6 months ago gimmick
fell asleep after two pints
just went out for a fa and had a chat with a flatmate about the girl he fucked. might have another couple of pints now.
>>74375201
>fell asleep after two pints
Saxons
fell asleep at 1 and only now woke up
at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
>>74375214
I'm a pintman-in-training lad, cut me some slack
my record is 10 pints in a day but I chundered at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-pnGFbwMQ
Are you effing kidding me you clowns?
>>74375248
The trick is to always crisps at the table
>>74375248
my record's 16 and I genuinely felt tipsy at most
absolute anomaly
>>74375267
I was eating alongside it lad, it was at a barbeque
>>74375288
That's just shameful
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I MOTIVATE MYSELF TO REVISE FOR MY UNI EXAMS
>>74375062
i just did a 6k lit review
>>74375315
hehe looks like you're on the express service to mcdonalds
BART!!
i don't want to alarm you
i introduced the pintman gimmick to /brit/
dont thank me all at once
>>74375321
I honestly don't get this meme, who is he
250,000 people will be made unemployed by Brexit.
>>74375347
Pintmen have been an Irish meme for years
>>74375347
i introduced your mum to crack cocoaine
hehe
>>74375354
newcunt
>>74375366
did i say it wasn't?
>>74375315
Same, first year though so lol nothing matters, got 2:1's all year, i'm fine
>>74375354
Was absolutely P. Losty at the weekend lads
Post your favourite 4chan banners
>>74375382
third year here
got firsts in pretty much all assessments this year, am i fine even if i fuck up the exams (not likely, but still)?
>new moon cycle
>everyone is in a different moon and can't focus, even the lecturers
starting to reckon it does have an effect tbf
we are as natural and simple as the waves of the ocean
ngl, hate the irish, despise them
rats
>>74375389
Honestly sounds like a great life
>>74375315
my favorite part of exams was when they were all over and i lost all motivation to play video games because i didn't need to procrastinate any more.
>>74375419
I just said I'm a first year m8, why the fuck would I know. Ask how much the exams are worth as a percentage of your final grade. Your degree score is a combination of your second and third year marks I think
>>74375434
dad's gf is a tard wrangler and she said they all get even crazier during full moons
Shyness is nice, shyness can stop you
>>74375389
so he's spending 100 euros on pints in one day?
Just copped this lads
>>74375479
The dole is a wonderful thing
>>74375479
we used the irish pound and it used to be like 1.50 for a pint
>>74375507
runtesque
>>74375510
he was a sheep herder or some such thing from memory
there was apparently a culture of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUI7TpBMx_E
the liberal
democrats
*glorifies alcoholism*
ah yes
Ireland. Yes, or no?
>>74375557
maybe
Sing me to sleep
>>74375550
screaming
>>74375434
*howls*
*scratches you*
>dad's gf
>>74375550
I always see people cooing over how accurate he is. His accents are never accurate though he does sometimes pull out some obscure words
me and the lads, lads
LOVE footy
>>74375584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HWk11Auklp
>>74375595
did a little shart at this post
love bradleyposting, when did it start
>>74375557
yes
Hanging out with the gfs bf, awkward as fuck
>>74375557
nah
>>74375619
i started it a while ago
haha love balding xx
>>74375550
Are there people in England who actually talk like this?
>>74375686
average pints put away per day
>>74375619
Check the archive 6 months ago
Thinking of joining the military, lads. Any advice on it?
You vs. the rod she told you not to worry about
>>74375723
yeh
>>74375723
Doing what exactly?
>>74375557
here you, ya wank
>>74375686
children
>>74375743
army cook
>>74375674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxbzujA69DA
>Is stormzy the eminem of grime?
>>74375595
what is funny
>>74375743
Going in to an army recruitment centre at first, and saying "I am thinking of joining the military" to the man at the counter
>>74375773
Broken Britain
really need a wee
would it be better to remain foreveralone or get a mail order bride?
>>74375723
don't
>>74375791
they are happy together
>>74375766
nigger
>>74375786
They hit you over the head with a sack of door knobs and just ship you off to the front lines in that case
>>74375786
Okey dokey. Thought you were being serious for a moment than and we could have a chat about your ambitions and desires :(
>>74375813
Divorce was a mistake. You English brought this on yourselves
>>74375808
foreveralone . some men can pull off the mysterious thing
Condom split on me yesterday
HOWLING
just got my dna results, 93% white, 5% amerindian, 1% african
>>74375897
utter state of the states
>>74375909
hello nigger
>>74375897
me on the right in the white hat
>>74375853
that's what i'm leaning towards as well cause showing up anywhere with your wife who can't speak english and is leagues better looking than you seems like really bad form
it all makes sense in the end
>1% african
just woke up lads
>>74375897
can't tell if these are /pol/tards or people mocking /pol/
women don't have a sex drive
>he's here
>>74375909
nigger
*plays music*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec6ahnm5s64
>>74375966
God they're so ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcCw1ggftuQ
tune la's
>>74375966
why do they have that weird yellowish tint around their eyes? fucking creepy
can't get over how dark some of them are. it's quite telling how mixed with whites American blacks are by comparison, most have a light brown complexion
women are only good for sex and making babies
>>74376009
ganja
>>74376009
It's to protect against the sheer amount of UV rays they get
whats wrong with barrett new builds
>>74376003
b-but muh eurocentric beauty standards!
>>74376009
aids
finshing my 3rd pint after which I shall go and have yet another smoke
>"The problem with Martha was, frankly, she looked quite white. She was a European looking ethnic minority. And by casting Freema, we really gave out the message that it was ok to be in Doctor Who, as long as you conformed to our European standards of beauty. So that's a mistake we're rectifying with Bill. She's African, but she's REALLY African. She has, you know, big lips, big hair, a small, narrow forehead. She isn't our idea of beautiful, but that's because we're stuck in a chauvinistic, white supremacist mindset. And I hope by introducing different ideas of beauty to a younger generation, we can help to start moving our society out of that, you know, set of beliefs."
Ah yes, the BBC.
>>74376034
you're correct though
>>74376070
Bit early innit la
>>74376031
nothing
hipsters would rather continue to be gouged by their landlord mr goldstein so they can live in london than buy a house in another town
>>74376070
Finishing me third beer, think I'll join ye x
don't reply to it
>>74376074
Ah yes, the unsourced /pol/ pasta shit you keep spamming
>>74376074
who are you quoting
>>74376100
Good yank
>>74376076
they're by far the ugliest race
everyone knows it
>>74374028
Who this?
>>74376089
it's 4pm you mincer
>>74376096
alri lad bring a lighter, mine's a pain in the arse
>>74376137
Bit early innit la
>>74376132
says who?
>>74376132
don't
>>74376156
says everyone
europeans, arabs, chinese, indians, amerindians, all have better looking people and disdain blacks
190 is on the warpath, watch out!
Mummy may has flipped the script and took the first swing at the EU
so fucking BASED
Mad to think that non-whites look the way they do because it was considered attractive before massive European contact
>>74376237
cara is such an ugly little goblin
>Mad to think that non-whites look the way they do because it was considered attractive before massive European contact
>>74376193
dont reply to it
>>74376237
who wore it first
>>74376281
on the bog doing a foul shit
>>74376281
you will pay for this
this is the strongest man in the world
>>74376296
The difference is that May dresses herself and Cara doesn't.
brexiters think they can just get out of the promise of £100 billion
>>74376323
could heem him, no question about it
>>74376237
>The European Union (EU) has dramatically increased the size of the “divorce” bill it is demanding the UK pays before leaving the bloc, to 100 billion euros.
whoops she must've forgotten about that one x
>>74376337
delusional
>>74376323
why are people from around the Black Sea region so good at weightlifting
>>74376339
>>74376355
Check BBC news
She's accused them of trying to interfere with our election
>>74376285
It is mad though. Niggers big gorilla noses and chinks squinty slits for eyes were obviously considering hot as fuck at some point and now everyone wants Europeans noses and eyes and skin etc. It's just mental