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cara

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reminder you will NEVER have a pretty gf

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anime

Post your stats lads
>first kiss
>first gf
>first shag
>first fight
>first drink
>first crime
>first stitches
>favourite drink

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The bf

>>74372012
Ah yes everyone replies whilst not giving a shit about anyone else's response

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If 8 Mile were British, where would it be set?

>>74372005
i did for 4 years

had a very slavic face

>>74372012
that sounds like a really boring thing to do, it would just be people posting their own and not reading anyone elses
I mean I for one won't be reading any

Post your stats lads
>first kiss
11
>first gf
haha...
>first shag
17
>first fight
13
>first drink
13
>first crime
18
>first stitches
21
>favourite drink
PINT OBVIOUSLY AHAAA

>>74372012
>first kiss
never
>first gf
never
>first shag
never
>first fight
never
>first drink
never
>first crime
never
>first stitches
never
>favourite drink
don't drink.

Black girl with a giant ass went "haha you're so awkward, like Moss from the IT crowd", then started grinding her ass against me while we waited for the train.

That's autism for you I guess.

>>74372012
>>74371887
>first kiss
16
>first gf
18
>first shag
18
>first fight
10
>first drink
14
>first crime
11- putting coins on train tracks
>first stitches
Never
>favourite drink
Mixed fruit cider

>>74372005
There was really no need for that.

>>74372033
up you're mums arse

>>74372071
>ass
fuck off yank

>>74371975
So what do you do for fun?
>>74372031
Wrong
>>74372041
Wrong
>>74372042
How do you get your first stitches at 21? What happened?
>>74372044
See the first reply
>>74372075
>putting coins on traintracks
Kek

got the bottom of my tongue stuck between my front teeth, can't get it out

>>74372033
8 Kilometre haha

>first kiss
18
>first gf
21
>first shag
18
>first fight
never
>first drink
8
>first crime
probably around 7 or so
>first stitches
never
>favourite drink
pints

>>74372090
Gay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7m57W2DQH4&feature=youtu.be&t=28m25s

>rick and morty's creator goes on 4chan to talk shit about it

cannot make it up

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZcH2OOMV4A

I DON'T WANT NOTHIN
I CAN'T USE NOTHIN

>>74372090
stacked it climbing a fence abroad, cut my chin down to the bone haha

not ideal

If you plan on replying to me I need to see a signed permission slip from a parent or guardian attached to your post confirming that I am in no way responsible for your safety

why do so many americans' feet point way out to the side

>>74372012
>first kiss
never
>first gf
I had a primary school gf if that counts. If not then probably around 12
>first shag
never
>first fight
never happened because my opponent chickened out
>first drink
16, 14 if you count sips from my father's wine every now and again
>first crime
14, piracy
>first stitches
12, appendicitis
>favourite drink
Alcoholic, rum and coke.
Non-Alcoholic, Panda pop. RIP ;_;

Absolutely starving lads, what should I eat?

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>he's never been in a fight

>>74372084
Not going to spell it differently just for you Nigel x

>>74372142
german genes

>>74372115
wonder how he feels when he comes on now and everyone calls it reddit

>>74372154
shit

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>>74372090
don't have fun

>>74372115
>btw guys the only place i could ever find people talking shit about my show was 4chan so im pretty much the best there is

>>74372153
How do you have a gf but not kiss her?

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Have such performance anxiety that I can't even get it up when sex actually happens aha

Goodbye Moonmennn....

>>74372012
>first kiss
Like 8 or something

>first gf
Not yet, but not really good looking for one

>first shag
I think it was Halloween when I was 19, maybe 20.

>first fight
I've been beaten up, but never really threw a punch.

>first drink
I sometimes snuck a tiny bit of whisky in my tea when I was like 16 or something, it helped me relax. First time properly going out was on my last day of school, 18.
>first crime
Nothing worth talking about, I'm a good boy me.

>first stitches
5-8 I can't remember. I was running at the pool, slipped and landed chin first on a step and got a nasty gash. Still have a scar.

>favourite drink
A beer is good. If non alcoholic, orange juice or a ginger beer and lime.

sure sign of a povvo: been in a fight

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>first kiss
15
>first gf
15
>first shag
16
>first fight
none
>first drink
properly? 15
>first crime
14
>first stitches
none
>favourite drink
water

>first kiss
14
>first gf
13
>first shag
virgin
>first fight
been fighting my whole life desu
>first drink
14
>first crime
I don't know. I think I used to Litter when I was like 10 because my friends did and I wanted to fit in and be cool
>first stitches
nah never. they've got that weird glue now anyway so it's not like I ever will either.
>favourite drink
thatchers gold, cheap and tasty

>>74372190
1. I was always too shy
2. I wanted to wait for the right one
I've had plenty of gfs, but I've never gone further than cuddling.
Once I got a kiss on my cheek.

>>74372188
maybe hes saying 4chan is the only place you can actually say whatever you like without getting banned

just filtered all the questions
Fuck off literally no one cares or is ever going to read them

>>74372202
*delivers a two footed slide tackle to the back of your head*

>>74372195
Paddy post your stats for my research
>>74372201
>8
Nonce
>>74372202
t. Soft little yankee doodle
>>74372232
Bit weird

>>74372195
same here

i get really hard when kissing but when it's time to put it in the fanny i go limp

this alone is reason enough to do an ol' 'cide

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>first

>>74372242
This

I've got stitches on my ball sack from testicular torsion

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>I don't know. I think I used to Litter when I was like 10 because my friends did and I wanted to fit in and be cool

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are tim

>>74372012
>>first kiss
16
>>first gf
13 ( ikr)
>>first shag
16
>>first fight
12
>>first drink
11
>>first crime
13 but got off with a warning
>>first stitches
-
>>favourite drink
Irish whiskey

>>74372202
every boy has a little scrap in his childhood

>>74372190
it's people counting "girlfriends" from when they were like 7 or 8 so it's people who have never had actual gfs

New gimmick: things = Reddit is actually a good thing, because Reddit is good.

already had this edition yesterday

Rick and Morty is Reddit.

>>74372246
>Bit weird
I'm 20.
Is it too late for me?

Almost walked in front of a car today desu. No idea why, I thought I could get across in time when it was really close and then realised I couldn't, so had to stop. It screeched to a halt so then I walked across. No idea what was going on desu

Please can no one reply to the leaf.

Really hate this Canadian who emigrated here from Reddit a couple of months ago

Fucking state of him

>>74372250
Pretty much me hHahahahahahahahahshdhduejrgngrorto kenetneie eketpzkeneheidnwwusywbxlxjgnrg

>>74372246
Love as a little kid is a sweet thing, friend.

got called a waste of space earlier and honestly that accurately describes me. that's exactly what I am

>>74372250
it goes away lad, stick at it

>>74372292
VERY reddit post

>>74372012
>>first kiss
N/A
>>first gf
N/A
>>first shag
N/A
>>first fight
N/A
>>first drink
19 (didn't like it)
>>first crime
N/A
>>first stitches
N/A, broke a few fingers though
>>favourite drink
N/A

>>74372012
>kiss
had jokey kisses when i was 17 but never real ones
>gf
no
>shag
no
>fight
no
>drink
12 or 13, bottle of vod with my m8
>crime
just tons of really harmless minor ones
>stitches
no
>drink
milk, dunno about alcohol its all p disgusting lol

right /brit/
i have 9 potential topics in my exam
there are 5 questions, of which i have to answer 3
what is the minimum number of topics i can revise to be 100% sure i don't have to answer even one question about a topic i haven't revised

>>74372346
'nce

ayy

Gosh I love willies

>>74372321
Nah but you best hurry up

>>74372356
sounds like you have some experience with it

care to share?

>>74372390
'it 'ay

>first kiss
Probably like 12. Think I was 15 when I had first proper tongue kiss.
>first gf
18, lasted 4 years. Not bothered since.
>first shag
17, on a sofa after work's Christmas do.
>first fight
16, boxer punched me in the jaw at colelge after I said my black biro had AIDS.
>first drink
Dad used to slip me the odd half pint when I was like 14
>first crime
15, threw rocks at a nursing home.
>first stitches
Never
>favourite drink
Cold pint of beer.

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*knocks on cell door*
*opens hatch*

Just me Timothy James Byrne in my prison cell May 3rd 20-

*closes hatch*

>>74372382
7 lol

love pints

This is the most cancerous thread ever. Whoever creates these stupid lists of questions for (you)s should add one at the end asking when you first wanted to kill yourself. My answer would be when I began reading your fucking post.

>>74372392
How do I into kissing girls?

>kissing with tongues

slags

>>74372382

100% statistically to be 100% sure, revise them all

Don't care about when any of you did your first anything haven't read any of them you stupid cunts

I've been on /brit/ since 1993 when I was in the FFL stationed in the Congo during their civil war. The only thing that kept me sane as bullets flew through the jungle was checking back to see someone posting about doing a poo. Love Reddit too. I always have both open.

>>74372390
more than a bit gay

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>>74372422
>boxer punched me in the jaw after i said my black biro had AIDS

>>74372459
>when you first wanted to kill yourself.
12 February, 2014

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>This is the most cancerous thread ever. Whoever creates these stupid lists of questions for (you)s should add one at the end asking when you first wanted to kill yourself. My answer would be when I began reading your fucking post.

gave the bf a sloppy rimjob today

>>74372503
't 'y

>>74372464
Same way you got a gf, flirt until you know they're interested in you, then just go for it and kiss her

>>74372034
post image or be considered a liar

Why are girls so fucking attractive lads

The summer term of uni is fucking torture for my willy. Literally every girl is gorgeous.

>>74372012
>>first kiss
never
>>first gf
never
>>first shag
never
>>first fight
never
>>first drink
14
>>first crime
19 (stole a jar of pickles)
>>first stitches
never
>>favourite drink
Lemonade

>>74372012
>first kiss
13
>first gf
13
>first shag
14 (peaked early)
>first fight
loads in primary school but first proper one was 12/3
>first drink
14 was when I first got drunk
>first crime
graffiti when I was about 10
>first stitches
never haha
>favourite drink
brandy

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>anon. wanna see how hairy muh growler is too?

>>74372525
>and kiss her
What if I am bad at kissing and she laughs?

>>74372532
just think of them doing a poo or changing a tampon

Hate this time of year when it's starting to get warm enough to leave the house without a coat, but it still feels weird and exposing to be without one.

>>74372536
Good lad
>>74372553
You will be bad at kissing so just don't use tongue until she does, then you can't really go wrong. Once the first one is out of the way, you're sorted for life

>>74372565
i used to change my ex-gfs tampons

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What's your lunch lads?

>tfw only have white bread left

>>74372569
good observation
also a bit shit if you have a dumb frame and look like a mong without a coat

>>74372565
Doesn't turn me off... in fact the thought of a cutie squeezing out a big hard log of poo is quite interesting to me

has Shia LaBeouf been found in Finland yet?

fancy a joe blob

>>74372550
Y-yes

>>74372536
I know who you are haha

>>74372583
Would paying a prostitute to teach me kissing be a valid option?

>>74372595
>apple slices on bread
ah yes europoors

>>74372553
then you punch her in the face

>>74372550
WTFucking fuck!!! Eeeewwww
Eeww eew eww

she is pretty but that hair doesnt suit her

>>74372532
are they? there's loads of fat munters at mine
>>74372595
runt
>>74372606
wrong'un

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the 't-'tfu

>>74372628
Don't ever kiss a prostitute, ever ever ever. Just kiss some drunk lass who won't even remember

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alri, m80s?

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Gf thinks I'm trying to control her for telling her not to go drinking at another guys house with only her and two other guys her age, one who checks her often (she's done it once, got too drunk and had to be taken home)

Made me think

hi will

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>in fact the thought of a cutie squeezing out a big hard log of poo is quite interesting to me

>>74372659
>>74372662
woah

>>74372659
>>74372662
Snap

Post your stats lads
>who is your dady
>what does he do
>come with me if you want to live
>uaahuuuaaaagh
>hasta la vista baby
>I will be back
>uuuuahauuhhhsgggg
>first blowjob

>>74372659

checks her out* haha woops

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>I share this general with normalfigs so normal that they have gf's

>>74372659
You're girlfriend is already pregnant with all 3 of their babies

>>74372659
>>74372662
what just happened?

>>74372662
Duplicate file posted >>74372659

>>74372656
barbara is perfection

want to put my willy in her

>>74372653
Okay I'll try that. Thank you friend.

>>74372448
damn it
took my like 10 minutes

>>74372659
>>74372662
what did brit mean by this?
no really, what did it mean?

>>74372395
a bit, yeah. my top tip is to ask her what the one thing is above everything else that makes her horniest. she'll like you asking, cos then you can do it to her, and she will almost certainly ask you the same question. put any embarrassment aside and tell her that one thing that makes you diamonds every time. finger up the arse, licking her stinky feet, shitting in a nappy, whatever it is. once that's out in the open you can just ask her to do it if you're getting a bit floppy. works for me anyway.

>>74372659
hi steve

>>74372689
How tall do you reckon Tim is?

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>"The problem with Martha was, frankly, she looked quite white. She was a European looking ethnic minority. And by casting Freema, we really gave out the message that it was ok to be in Doctor Who, as long as you conformed to our European standards of beauty. So that's a mistake we're rectifying with Bill. She's African, but she's REALLY African. She has, you know, big lips, big hair, a small, narrow forehead. She isn't our idea of beautiful, but that's because we're stuck in a chauvinistic, white supremacist mindset. And I hope by introducing different ideas of beauty to a younger generation, we can help to start moving our society out of that, you know, set of beliefs."

Christ in heaven

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>>74372662
>>74372659

>two people on complete opposite sides of the world posted the same picture of a mentally ill man only a few people know about

Ah yes, the internet

>>74372646
I genuinely think that middle class and/or intelligent people (i.e. The type you'd exclusively find at certain unis) are more attractive than poor and/or stupid people.

There just isn't a truly ugly person in sight at MTV uni. I'm sure there are some fatties and acne-riddled people around but they hide themselves away.

A lot of people do sport at uni and that helps raise the general bar of physical attractiveness too.

Prime gene pool.

>>74372724
can i just say those things that do it for you are all just so gross, WTF dude?

>>74372758
>MTV
*my
autocorrect

>>74372710
No bother

>>74372743
that is an incredibly racist statement dear lord do these people even realise what they're saying

>>74372012
>first kiss
2
>first gf
4
>first shag
6
>first fight
8
>first drink
10
>first crime
12
>first stitches
14
>favourite drink
16

>>74372808
(((berg)))

>>74372758
this is called confirmation bias, but an intelligent person would know that

>>74372600
Glad I'm not the only coat autist

I also get the opposite effect when winter comes in and I have to start wearing coats again and I feel like a bulky massive mong for a while

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>.jpg

>>74372808
>licence to moral people to act immorally
This is what fedoras actually believe

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Impossible to have a good Marxist or Hitler thread on /his/

>>74372758
Not sure how I feel about this 2bh. The most intelligent people, STEM students, at good colleges are always on the lower end of attractiveness.

>>74372808
fedora on overdrive on that one

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hMmm

>>74372012
>>first kiss
12
>>first gf
12
>>first shag
14
>>first fight
13
>>first drink
12
>>first crime
11
>>first stitches
4
>>favourite drink
coca cola zero

>>74372758
>I genuinely think that middle class and/or intelligent people (i.e. The type you'd exclusively find at certain unis) are more attractive than poor and/or stupid people.
well duh, they have access to better nutrition, hygiene, beauty products, healthcare, sport etc as a result of their wealth which accounts for differences

based woes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r52Kn2xjmW8

Once in a while I end up having a vague feeling of time having "stretched" lads. I feel as if MONTHS have passed since Friday. I still have a relatively clear recollection of the events of last week, but it seems to me like they happened years ago and I don't remember much between then and now. I've been feeling this way since yesterday morning.

Is something wrong with my brain?

>>74372862
This might be true once you get into academia but I find STEM students just as attractive as any others

>>74372848
nah he's right

the poor are poor because of their inferior genes not because of whatever ism you feel like blaming

>>74372876
crap game

>>74372876
>spending money on video games
#nerdalert

>>74372856
name ONE atheist suicide bombing

*to the tune of nickelbacks photograph*

Look at this hateful fact
When I do it makes me fash
How did our eyes get so blue?
Whats wrong with naming the jew?
We used to to be white and proud
Until shlomo said to wasn't allowed

>>74372876
It's a shit game, the only good thing about it is Gwent.

>>74372876
>polished

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>based woes

>>74372910
Acne seems to correlate hugely with being poor as well.

>>74372933
Kamikaze

vape nation

>>74372939
>gwent
literally the worst bit. Also have you heard of SAYA (Sayarch). Thought cos you're jewish and love urban design you might like it

>>74372012
>first kiss
First snog was with my sister's mate at 12.
>first gf
Uh probably at 12ish.
>first shag
21.
>first fight
10.
>first drink
13.
>first crime
Arson at 12.
>first stitches
Never had any. Plenty of injuries though.
>favourite drink
Pussy juice.

>>74372968
>SAYA
Never heard of it
>jewish
I'm not
>love urban design
I don't

papa bless

I come from the stock of a long time upper-middle class family, but I am short and ugly.

Jews are usually well off but are ugly people also.

>>74372910
>he poor are poor because of their inferior genes
what makes you think that?

>>74372933
2010 Austin suicide attack

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>>74372964
Vape 'em if you got 'em, baby.

>>74372910
this is why gulags are a good thing

>>74372853
oh haha, dont know that particular feel, im slightly underweight x

Yes.

>>74373028
Most Communists were ugly and socially low though.

Day after day I must face a world of strangers
Where I don't belong
I'm not that stro-o-o-o-ng

just been informed that some men are attracted to other men

>>74373052
exactly. punishing the rich normies with forced labour is good

Business idea: all the brits and aussie posters start digging a hole and meet each other halfway

best smiths songs boys?

I've had enough boys. What is an easy to get job that isn't boring

>>74373089
Huh? How would that work? You can't put a penis inside another penis.

>>74372982
>arson
Do tell

>>74373089
hmm, actually do agree with this.

>>74372012
>first kiss
no
>first gf
no
>first shag
no
>first fight
no
>first drink
14
>first crime
downloading numa numa off limewire when i was 7
>first stitches
10, getting hit with the side of a shovel whilst backgarden wrestling
>favourite drink
oreo milkshake

>>74373131
Set your mum's pussy on fire.

>>74373080
>>74373099
bit gay

>>74373118
fucking retard

>>74372012
Post your stats lads
>first kiss
15
>first gf
16
>first shag
15
>first fight
8 iirc.
>first drink
14.
>first crime
17 if you count felony.
>first stitches
12, football.
>favourite drink
Cognac.

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>ywn fly on mad slag airways

>>74373106
no such thing

>>74373102
still ill

>>74373161
is this like nasplane

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*narcos theme plays*

Hello friends I am here now you no longer have to worry

don't like h3h3

>>74373237
fuck off

>>74373202
>r3dditr3ddit
ah yes

not very happy with this poo

came out very wet and messy

think soft chunks are still splattered around my arsehole

just gonna sit here and wait for any more to come out

>>74373237
not a very reddit post at all

>first kiss
11
>first gf
11
>first shag
15
>first fight
6
>first drink
14
>first crime
13
>first stitches
8
>favourite drink
erdinger

>>74372012
>first kiss
13
>first gf
16
>first shag
16
>first fight
never
>first drink
12
>first crime
none except for drugs
>first stitches
never
>favourite drink
beer

>>74373260
potty humour

>>74372033
Belfast

>>74373237
*coughs*

brit lad said "sook me deck" to the gf last night. can anyone translate?

>>74372033
Birmingham

wanking over the female version of me on faceapp

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_genocide_conspiracy_theory

girls with mildly hairy arms are attractive 2bh don't know why but it gets my dick diamonds

wanking over the male version of me in the mirror.

Reminder: If you lose your virginity in your twenties then the woman you did it with won't have respected you

>>74373331
>theory

Got an exam Tuesday morning
Shall begin my studying Monday evening

>>74373331
>sjwpedia

>>74373331
>(((conspiracy theory)))

>>74373331
>theory

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>>sjwpedia

good unis in England that aren't in London?

>6/10 girl from taiwan messages me randomly on okcupid
>feel inclined to reply
>putting lots of effort into messages
do you think this will lead to nudes

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>>74373331
The problem is it's not a conspiracy.

There is no massive conspiracy causing us to commit suicide. It's just us. It's like when you complete a game and you're just pissing around collecting all the little side objectives. That's our culture now. No purpose, no drive, just wasting away without a even a whimper.

>>74373404
hate these comics

>>74373411
leeds met

>>74373345
Well i don't respect her either so that's good

>>74373411
york uni

>>74373404
65 year old dad has the Pali flag taped onto his vintage Jawa

haha and to think me and my brother are both hard-right lolololol heheheheh hooohoohoohohoh

>>74373418
>not grinding to unlock the Space expansion

>>74373411
Oxbridge
Lancaster
Warwick
Manchester
Exeter
Durham

>>74373411
Look up Russel group on google and pick all the ones not in London you moister

>>74373404
scared little bitch eh? think your a big man chatting shit about muslims online? dont worry my friend we are taking over your land. we fuck your sisters we fuck your mothers and our muslim children will outnumber you and take over just like in london and there is nothing you can do about it :)))

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>"There is no French culture. There is a culture in France. It is diverse. "

They are literally going to elect the Justin Trudeau of France.

>>74373360
same ahaaa
>>74373345
why

>"At dinner tables across the US, educated white liberals are discussing how Trump came to be their president. Race, however, is a topic that’s never on the table."

>>74373467
>moister

do nae know what this means but shall indeed steal et

>>74373466
>Manchester
is this place still grim to live in or has it gentrified

>>74373482
tumblr vs 4chan

>>74373455
what went wrong with you and your brother's upbringing? rorkette mother?

>>74373487
There are no virgin women in their twenties who are more than a 3/10

>>74373482
fucking horrible why do western cunts erase their own race?

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>>74373482
munter on the left literally looks like that /lat/ meme with the sunglasses

>>74373458
>yfw the West manages to get into space for real, setting up colonies, mining for resources and everything
>all the nigger countries demand we let them into space
>Western lefties say we're setting up a white supremacist space empire
>our politicians build rockets specifically so millions of Africans can turn space into a shithole as well

Ah yes

>>74373513
Much better than it was, really depends where you live in the city though

>>74373518
no, the implication was that having a weak socialist parent caused hard-right children, and does the same vice-versa

pendulum effect

>>74373529
not bothered if she's a virgin

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>You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "The White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

Fucking hell I never realised Spiderman was this dark. It was really a different time in the early 2000s.

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>news STILL talking about Madeleine McCann

ENOUGH

>>74373589
cuck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Oakley

the gf

Dear White people
Stop making the world a better place and just let people of various shades of brown kill you!
LMAO!!!

couple of poached eggs on some fried rice for lunch lads

>>74373589
She will care

>>first kiss
12
>>first gf
Hmm
>>first shag
12 (I'm counting it)
>>first fight
11
>>first drink
14
>>first crime
14
>>first stitches
Only snitches get stitches
>>favourite drink
Dr pepper

>>74373554
But how the fuck would we ever get to space without them. They hold a monopoly on the world's engineers, scientists and doctors.

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>>>favourite drink
>Dr pepper

>>74373575
This literally happened to me. Mum is a huge lefty, full blown champagne socialist yuppie scum, me and my brother are rorkes, I'm borderline fash and he's a Tory.

follow up question

where will be a fun place to study and live for 6 months that isn't London

>>74373673
brum

>>74373673
manny

>>74373673
sunderland

>>74373673
no

>>74373609
/tv/ has the shittest gimmicks, but also the best.

>>74373673
leeds met

>>74373575
have centrist liberal parents and i've become an ultra radical centrismist

poached eggs were absolutely perfect lads. im good at this cooking malarkey.

>>74373662
kek yeah, i actually think it's a well documented phenomenon - i think i heard it on a Spectator podcast

>>74373733
all eggs should be poached

>>74373748
i agree.

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>>74373661
>drinking the fizzy jew

>>74373686
Manchester was alright in then 90s but now it's shit

>>74373662
>calling your mum scum
mate... can see why she doesn't love you

>>74373575
both parents are left wing
me even more so

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>"The problem with Martha was, frankly, she looked quite white. She was a European looking ethnic minority. And by casting Freema, we really gave out the message that it was ok to be in Doctor Who, as long as you conformed to our European standards of beauty. So that's a mistake we're rectifying with Bill. She's African, but she's REALLY African. She has, you know, big lips, big hair, a small, narrow forehead. She isn't our idea of beautiful, but that's because we're stuck in a chauvinistic, white supremacist mindset. And I hope by introducing different ideas of beauty to a younger generation, we can help to start moving our society out of that, you know, set of beliefs."

What did he mean by this?

>kill billions of animals per year for food
>there's still animals
jesus, mans can't even holocaust a fucking chicken looool

>>74373781
t. doesn't have bants with his mum

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>i think i heard it on a Spectator podcast

made a rogan josh and it legitimately smells like poo.

NOT IMPRESSED.

>>74373788
*decks you out cold*

another follow up question

where would be a good place to get bummed for 6 months that isn't London

>>74373780
**manny was shit in the 90s but now it's live

me pranking the dad

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHsyURwDmtQ

>>74373829
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>74373847
my house

>>74373827
i have bants with your mum desu lad

>>74373838
made a josh rogan and it was delicious

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How are the dissertations coming along lads? :^)

>>74373673
Manchester, Leeds, Nottingham, Edinburgh, heard even Bristol is a laugh

Exeter if you want some posh totty

Essex if you want your jaw declared at customs

>>74373891
submitted mine weeks ago

>>74373856
fuck you reeee

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some twat just unshared a file on the 'seek which i've been looking for for years

me pranking da'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCfdzvwJYXY

>>74373891
submitted mine last year

got a first (obviously)

piece of piss

>>74373840
*dodges your fist in bullet time*
*teleports behind you*
*HEEMs your spine*

>>74373812
There's even more than there were when they started. Farmers BTFO

http://www.strawpoll.me/12885611
VERY IMPORTANT POLL

>>74373331
>muh nazis in the first paragraph
ah yes, the unbiased wikipedia

>>74373963
>captcha
shall not

>>74373963
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12885611
Why no Jewish option?

smelly dumb goy scum

>>74373930
t. history of art from westminster uni

>>74373963
Please don't group me with atheists.

>>74373978
>>74373978
>>74373978
>>74373978

lauren southern's ig is filled with comments from beta orbiters from all over the world

she has all these fascist brown third worlders posting shite like "you are my sex"

it's quite debased the entire thing

>>74373989
Still on the first page, cunt.