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no hate just love edition
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Love's in the air lads
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>>74371912
No that was my fart.
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>>74371222
We are animals, and as such we must satisfy biological imperatives to satisfy our needs, just like dolphins or chimps. But there are pleasures unkown to animals, which only man can achieve.
There are people who seemingly devote their life to duty, despite their nature, like certain monks or soldiers.
What is the reason behind that? Well, it's fairly simple.

The cause of unhappiness is that what you are doesn't align with what you want to be. For these people, a life of duty is what they want to live, and thus they can find happiness in their occupation. Which is extremely hard though, as all the suppressed drives will often manifest themselves anyway, as was the case with Catholic priests abusing little children.

In other words, you can either accept that you're nothing but an animal, that wants to live like other animals: indulging in food, drink, fucking and shitting. Or you can align your ideal self with your actual self, or align it with some state that is easily achievable for you, for example becoming a weeb who's convinced himself that he would never even look the way of a 3d pig, as long as 2d exisits.

Also, my fucking internet keeps dying. Fuck Telia.
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There is a distinct lack of anime in this new thread. I am to rectify this.
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>>74371990
3D>2D
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>>74372009
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>>74371960
>Also, my fucking internet keeps dying. Fuck Telia.
what the fuck mine was also dying just now too.
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>>74371960
>Also, my fucking internet keeps dying. Fuck Telia.
heh my internet is always shit tier
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>>74371960
>he would never even look the way of a 3d pig, as long as 2d exisits
This is true btw.
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>>74372030
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>>74372099
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>>74372032
It's (((their))) fault

>>74372066
Yup I've heard that Kaunas is 3d world)))

>>74372074
Everything I said is true.
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>>74372111
>>74372030
2D women are not important
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>>74372149
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>>74372138
>Yup I've heard that Kaunas is 3d world)))
this triggered me, I don't like you
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>>74372149
Can't wait for Merkel to make anime illegal.
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>>74372138
Kaunas is the best place in the world, though.
And that other post was horrible, not even gonna it a separate (You).
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kowno
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>>74372194
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2 exams down, 2 to go
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2D women are not important.
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Someone post a link to the Discord pls
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>>74372276
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>>74372223
cock, haha
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>>74372281
https://discord.gg/556x4kF
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>>74372363
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>discordjews
no thanks
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How can 3D "women" even compete?
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how can 2D """women""" even compete
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>>74372455
>Thai+girls+have+aids+get+a+2d+girl....jpg
wew
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(⊙_⊙)
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>>74372455
You bastard.
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>>74372530
wtf stop being racist

(--_--)
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how can 2Ds even compete?
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>>74372791
easily
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We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us.

There will be no compromises. We are not middle-class weaklings. Highly intelligent, we are the natural aristocrats of the human race, and steely-minded aristocrats never settle for less. Those who oppose us will be exiled.

The family unit-spawning ground of lies, betrayals, mediocrity, hypocrisy and violence--will be abolished. The family unit, which only dampens imagination and curbs free will, must be eliminated. Perfect boys will be conceived and grown in the genetic laboratory. They will be bonded together in communal setting, under the control and instruction of homosexual savants.

The exquisite society to emerge will be governed by an elite comprised of gay poets. One of the major requirements for a position of power in the new society of homoeroticism will be indulgence in the Greek passion. Any man contaminated with heterosexual lust will be automatically barred from a position of influence. All males who insist on remaining stupidly heterosexual will be tried in homosexual courts of justice and will become invisible men.

"We shall be victorious because we are fueled with the ferocious bitterness of the oppressed who have been forced to play seemingly bit parts in your dumb, heterosexual shows throughout the ages. We too are capable of firing guns and manning the barricades of the ultimate revolution.

Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks.
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>>74371912
you're too pussy to ask her out.
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>>74372870
gp
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>>74372909
wtf stfu
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Kind of small desu
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>>74372944
she likes you and you do nothing.
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>>74373003
wtf prove it
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>>74372985
It needs to be about 5 times that height.
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>>74372985
wtf, Drumpf.
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>>74372985
wtf cheap.

israel has a better wall
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>>74372985
>Spending hundreds of millions of dollars on a wall that will do nothing,
wew lad, imagine how many mince and cheese pies you could buy.
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hmm, ahh yes

thanks
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>>74373153
t.thanks, t-thanks, thx, thanks.
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wtf i love v now
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>>74373222
of course you do you autist
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stop killing the thread you autists

start posting

now
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>>74373528
cute
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>>74373579
stop replying to me
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ma postitan, ma istutan, ma situtan
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>>74373601
;_;
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>>74373628
wtf didn't mean to make you sad, sorry
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>>74373640
:D
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wtf evil russian, stop replying to estonians.
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dasDPIJF[AS[DOIFJHADF HN
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RESPONSIBILITY IS COOL BUT THERES MORE THINGS IN LIFE
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>>74373810
sorry
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There will be no compromises. We autists are not middle-class weaklings. Highly intelligent, we are the natural aristocrats of the human race, and steely-minded aristocrats never settle for less. Those who oppose us will be exiled.
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My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in junior high, only problem was that my English teacher was a guy
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>>74374297
its cute you think your people.
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bye bye prisma.
it was a privilege.
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>>74374769
wtf you werent supposed to share wtf

this is not okay
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>>74374812
wtf are you talking about, i just made it.
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>>74374834
wtf lie, i have the files
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>>74374700
they are shutting down in your area?
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>>74374869
because you just saved it you nigger
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Going to make tomato sauce pasta with shredded mozzarella for lunch. Pretty excited lads
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>>74374948
reported
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>>74374920
In lithuania also xd
Prisma has best/largest selection of foods. rip
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Kind of want to go buy some energy drinks so I wouldn't feel like I'm falling asleep here.
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>>74374948
Don't steal other peoples pics man.
Not cool.
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>>74374960
to who?
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>prisma
Worst store chain in the whole of baltics, glad its gone
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>>74375019
Võta teadmiseks, et ma olin Kõrgemas Sõjakoolis oma klassi parim. Ma olen osalenud mitmetel salajastel reididel ISISe vastu ja mul on üle 300 kinnitatud tapmise. Ma olen treenitud jalaväelane ja top snaiper NATO väe kooseisus. Minu jaoks oled sa tavaline sihtmärk nagu iga teine. Ma pühin su haleda perse kinnisilmi ära oma täpsusega. Kuula mind hoolega, kas sa tõesti arvad et sa pääsed minu eest kui tuled sellist paska pilduma läbi interneti? Mõtle uuesti ambaal! Oi blääd, ma praegu jõudsin kontakteeruda discordis oma salajase spiooni võrgustiga mis laiali üle terve Eesti, ma oskan google mapsi kasutada ja ma tean sinu IP'd mauk. Niiet valmistu tormiks värdjas. Tormiks mis pühib su haleda elu siit nii et sinust ei jää sitaplekkigi järgi. Sa oled autist. Ma saan olla kõikjal, ükskõik mis ajal ja mis kohas, ma suudan sind hävitada seitsmesajal erineval viisil oma paljaste kätega. Ma olen käinud MMAs ning minu käes on suurem relvade arsenal kui sul CS:GOs ja Call of Dutys kokku. Minu alluvuses on Eesti kaitseliit, Odini sõdalased ja Tartu Veganid kes on valmis sinusugust väikest ebardit siit maailmast nahhuij pühkima. Kui sa türa oleksid vaid teadnud mis nilbeid tagajärgi sinu väikene kommentaar toob, oleksid sa oma munnihigist läbi imbunud keelt hammaste taga hoidnud. Kuid sa ei teinud seda ja nüüd sa paskaak maksad selle eest, sa türastanud mauk. Ma situn su täis niimodi et sa upud ära. Sa oled surnud tatt.
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>>74375047
wtf, good luck. I don't even exist in this world, i'm 2D.
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>>74374993
sad just yesterday I was shopping there
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>>74375101
nice try o
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>>74375036
the more different shops the better
there is more competition that way
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>>74375118
>implying i even tried
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>>74375036
t.maxima cashier
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okay lads

lets have serious discussions now
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anarcho-european traditionalism is final redpill
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>>74375362
Good idea.
Who's your waifu?
pic related
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>>74375362
How's your girlfriend doin'?
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feeling pretty tired
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>gf
REEEEEE
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>>74375451
no.

integral nationalism + national syndicalism + futurism = final redpill

>>74375460
here's my waifu

>>74375471
How's your "non-existant entity in life" doing
really makes you think
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niggers
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>>74375555
Nice dubs dude
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I don't like it when people make cute posts and put cute anime pictures next to them because then I start thinking they're cute in real life and then I get a boner.
And that is very bad.
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>>74375635
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>>74375500
yeah kinda you are right

but European traditionalism will rise if modern society falls
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>>74375460
wow, she's cute
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>>74375635
:3c well I think ur cute 0w0
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>>74375681
tfw ltierally described fascism

it's ok though
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>>74375714
c-c-cute anon-sama
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>>74375500
Why don't you have a girlfriend, Eest? Estonians are tall, blond hair, blue eyes, and probably good looking.
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Have you ever cringed so hard that you even lost your hearing from one of your ears for a couple of minutes?
I do
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>>74375779
autism.
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>>74375735
yeah i googled every ideology and thought
(i knew they existed,but didn't understand)
"dude that's fascism"

fascism is great , i need to read more books about it
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>>74375807
Well that's basically the makeup of italian fascism. :^)

I like fascism, but preffer futurism desu
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>>74375806
This. Good looks don't matter if you're an autistic sperg.
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>>74375842
I would be fine with Fascism if it got me a hover board and made anime real.
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>>74375806
>>74375878
Please explain
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>>74375899
>>74375878
not a sperg though. just social anxiety
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>>74375878
well good thing i look bad, not even point of wasting time on it.
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>>74375922
Don't girls ever approach you? What do you do when that happens?
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>>74375922
In practical terms, is there even a difference?
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>>74375842
speaking about fascism , could it happen if people "wake up"?
since fascism has bad reputation(it didn't fail like communism)
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>>74375899
Looks can lure a woman in but acting like an autist and saying stupid shit makes her retreat in a quick manner.
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>>74375980
Hm, probably true. I can't really comprehend saying things so stupid that it would drive a girl away, though.
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>>74375956
I guess social anxiety is more feeling nervous and under pressure and saying wrong things because of that while sperg just doesn't know what to say or how to act so might say inappropriate things.
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>>74375953
kinda tend to be too isolated then
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>>74376029
You mean you don't introduce your waifu to any girls that approach you?
>>74376043
In that case sperg>anxiety, at least the autist actually has a try at communicating.
tfw worse than an autist
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Test
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Пpивeт, кaк жизнь, peбятa?
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Is owning 2 4chan passes at the same time the ultimate redpill? I think it is.
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what is this "approaching girls" and "girls approaching you" about? Never experienced it :O
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>>74376162
I really should buy a 4chan pass to save time, but I can't let hiroshima nagasaki cuck me out of my money.
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Test
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>>74376171
Anime lets you experience it :D
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>>74376162
Why would you need that?
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>>74373850
LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK. RODE ALL FUCKING NIGHT.
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>>74376195
It's only 20 dollarydoos and you help support this glorious internet community.
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>>74376171
I dunno, it's some weird normie ritual.
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>>74376225
yes
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>>74376106
It's easy, man, you just gotta cruise easy.
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>>74376297
Thanks.
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lol ate my 1l of icecream

also bought a bottle of voss water for my billy once i get some more metho + acetone to clean it out

cannot find a good fuckin bottle brush
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>>74376306
> just bee yourself lmao
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>>74376171
I have never approached a girl in my life, but I've had quite a few approach me. The weird thing is it never happened until after I'd had a girlfriend. I guess I just needed to break that old shell and feel cool and confident. It happens about once a month depending on how much I'm out and about, and it's a big confidence booster every time.

What's your story?
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>>74376332
You actually need to not be yourself because yourself is too awkward as it currently sits.
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>>74376392
>but I've had quite a few approach me.

wtf, how is that possible. Literally never been approached. But i don't really go out either.
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>>74376392
> It happens about once a month depending on how much I'm out and about
WHAT THE FUCK
you must be freaking smoking hot chad
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>>74376432
> tfw get approached quite often
> ruin every possibility I have
wtf
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fake it till you make
am I right?
it would be cool if I could just don't give a fuck and do everything I want
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>>74376392
Are they qt's or standard american whale?
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>>74376495
Jus bee urself dude whats the issue
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>>74376511
>jus bee urself
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>>74376439
>>74376455
I've developed a very well thought out theory, and it goes either one of two ways according to all my time spent in Latvia:

1. Cultural differences between the US and Latvia. Latvian girls are too timid or always expect the guy to approach first, whereas United States girls are more confident and more willing to approach, OR

2. Latvian men are a hell of a lot better looking than me.

This is because the only girl who has ever talked to me in Latvia was actually a Kazakh girl telling me that I look like an exact copy of her boyfriend from Kazakhstan.
>>74376458
What are you doing that you blow it every time?
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I'm just an autist that is ain't easy
If it would be like that I would have a gf right now
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>>74376498
I have never been approached by someone I'd consider below a 7/10 except for this one black lady a few years back
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>>74376590
>This is because the only girl who has ever talked to me in Latvia was actually a Kazakh girl telling me that I look like an exact copy of her boyfriend from Kazakhstan.
Was she ethnically Russian or Kazakh?
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>>74376590
>What are you doing that you blow it every time?
too autistic to know what to do, so i do nothing
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>>74376625
>I have never been approached by someone I'd consider below a 7/10
the fuck
You get all the hotties
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>>74376625
Fuck, now I REALLY need pics.
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>>74376633
same
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>mfw /balt/ is full of chads that gets approached by random girls
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>>74376680
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>>74376590
Matched with a girl on Tinder once, who in essence said "If men don't make the first move and don't provide for us, what do we need men for?".
So yes, Batlic women's understanding of gender roles is pretty archaic, as long as it suits them. As soon as matters of equal wages or family values are brought up though, they turn into full blown feminists.
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>>74376680
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>>74376629
Russian
>>74376633
>>74376680
Wrong, literally the worst move
>>74376650
I guess... Come on over the US, we can cruise together and you'll get one too
>>74376674
Of?
>>74376710
If I can, you can too
>>74376750
I blame the soviets. We still have a lot of people on that mindset from when the US used to be an absolute powerhouse
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>>74376842
>Wrong, literally the worst move
wtf do then?
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>>74376842
Of you of course, you qt.
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normies leave REEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiMBzpZF1nE
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>he unironocally voted for the lithuanian Farmers and Greens Union

Where were you when it was confirmed that in the future Latvia will be the last remaining balt country? great fucking day, mates
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I must've dreamed a thousand dreams
Been haunted by a million screams
But I can hear the marching feet
They're moving into the street.
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>>74377017
reikijo balsoti už manie
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>>74376869
Depends on the situation. Do you find girls approach you and say something, or do you find that they just give you the eyes?
>>74376910
I don't mind telling a little about myself, but a picture would be a bit much, man. For your imagination, though, I look a lot like young Johnny Depp - but I don't rock the longer hair anymore
<-----
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>>74377064
>Do you find girls approach you and say something, or do you find that they just give you the eyes?
Both.
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>>74377053
>>
Having to pretend to be the complete opposite of my real personality nonstop seems way too stressful and annoying. I'll probably be happier alone than I was trying to do that.
>>
>>74377064
>a lot like young Johnny Depp
Damn nigger, you look like Johnny Depp and start talking shit to Estonian autists?, that's pretty cold.
>>
>>74377056
Kažkoks košmaras čia Lietuvoje ir aš negaliu iš jo prabusti. Žadi emigruoti, ar jau buvai emigravęs?
>>
>>74377142
>Žadi emigruoti, ar jau buvai emigravęs?
nebuvau emigravęs ir tiesą sakant neketinu, o tu kur žadi vykti?
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>>74377104
If you're good looking you can be extremely autistic and still get lots of women. If you're okay looking you can still get some. Only if you're ugly or you don't actually talk to any women ever are you doomed.
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>>74377017
>Farmers and Greens Union is the largest part in Lithuania
It's like you guys aren't even trying.
>>
>>74377078
>she talks to you first, calls you cute, whatever
Carry on the conversation. Ask her what it's like where she's from. Compliment her outfit, even if you really don't like it. REMEMBER, she thought YOU were good looking enough to risk rejection by talking to you. YOU are in control here, YOU have a lot of power. The pressure should be on her, not you. If you manage to hold the conversation a while, ask her if she'd like to go out sometime. Tell her you liked talking with her and you'd like to do it again.

>girl gives you the eyes for a while

Just say hi, man. Again, she's into you. Remember that feeling of seeing that hot girl and how she made you feel? How she made you feel warm and awkward? That's how that girl feels about you. You're in control here, man. Again, compliment her outfit, ask where she's from, what kind of music she likes, etc. Hold that conversation, then ask if she'd like to hang out later this week. That's all there is to it.

Practice it in the mirror if you have to, even if that sounds lame. Throw some humor in there if you're quick and witty.
>>
>>74377252
>>74377078

and don't forget to use that smile of yours, it works wonders

>>74377140

I'm trying to help them, man
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>>74377252
> calls you cute, whatever
what about the cases where they just start speaking to you?
>>
>>74377179
Su tokia valdžia - anapilin. O jei rimtai - nežinau, tikriausiai dairysiuos i UK, jei brexitas nesugadins viso plano. Aš dešiniųjų pažiūrų ir laikau save nacionalistu, bet bbd ant dabartinės valdžios, kuri viešai šaiposi iš manęs.

Matyt daug uždirbi, kad neketini palikti šios skylės?
>>
>>74377313
Handles the same because they generally wouldn't talk to some random dude they're not interested in just as you wouldn't go up and talk to some girl you weren't interested in... HOWEVER, you'll want to start off slower and more basic than if she did compliment you. You should still compliment her outfit/hair/necklace/whatever later because it shows that you can pay attention to the small details and you notice and appreciate the things she does
>>
>>74377184
I guess I'm ugly then. Always figured I was pretty average but I guess that was just me being hopeful.
>>
>>74377184
I don't ever leave the house and never talk to women, so I guess I'm handsome :)
>>
>>74377477
Post a pic, we'll all honestly rate you
>>
>>74377422
zinau ta jausma
>>
>>74377422
dar tik mokausi, bet kai baigsiu mokslus tada iškart bandysiu ieškotis darbo čia Lietuvoje, nesinori man užsienyje gyventi.
>>
>>74377477
>>74377564
this, honest ratings
>>
>>74377238
Shit is fucked beyond belief here, we are approaching bulagrian/romanian levels of poorness & coruption @ 99,9 lightyears/s
>>
>i'm a nationalist, but fuck Lithuania
Okay Petrai
>>
>>74377607
Which means when I visit, my money just goes farther. I can dig it.
>>
>>74377184
>Only if you're ugly or you don't actually talk to any women ever are you doomed.

that's me then
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>>74376161
Хopoшo

>>74377017
>the future Latvia will be the last remaining balt country
Please tell me you're joking
>>
>>74377638
More like fuck the politicians
t. not him
>>
its 4am, goodnight qt's.
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>>74377727
Hey, goodnight dude.
>>
People in the parliament are elected by the people, the parliament is an accurate representation of the people that live in the country.
Blame the voters not the politicians.
>>
>>74377477
I guess I should rephrase that a bit. If a woman comes to talk you in a bar for example, and she's acting flirty and so on and you just ignore her then obviously she's not gonna just jump on your dick forcefully. But if in the same situation you focus on her you'll still probably bag her so to speak, even if you're not particularly funny or witty or share interests (since if she's the one who initiates the conversation and is acting in a flirty way it's pretty obvious she finds you attractive).
>>
>>74377739
I love you.
You are my sunshine.

;)
>>
>>74377564
I don't think I want to post my picture in this place.
Seems like a bad idea.
>>
>>74377799
Thanks.
>>
>>74377589
Man ir nesinorėjo, bet noras su kiekvienais metais vis auga.
>>
>you travel to poland
>at the airport you are greeted by this fine group of young men
your reaction?
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Diarbo piartija būtų pidariusi tvarkielę
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>>74377053
>>
>>74377796
>If a woman comes to talk
This is not a realistic scenario for me.
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>playing ro2
>Spartanovka map
>Attacking last objective
>Yell "Heil Hitler" into the mic for keks
>6-7 other people do it as well
>Yell derogatary racial epithets and Nazi slogans
>My team repeats it
>Unfortunately still lost

10/10 I love this game
>>
>>74377817
>tfw only one side love
sad
>>
>>74377638
Aš to nesakiau, grybe tu.
>>
>>74377673
I know several guys who are something between okay looking and good looking (work out, have an okay face, good fashion sense) who never get any pussy because they simply aren't around women much, and when they are they just talk to their male friends and not the women. Pretty much the only thing a guy needs to fake with women (if he's lacking it) is confidence, I can't tell you how many times I've heard a woman say that they met some really hot guy who turned out to be really insecure and which made the guy become ugly in the womans eyes.
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>>74377678
cute
>>
>>74377808
You can send me an email, I'd tell you, but if you're not comfortable it's fine
>>74377863
:(
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>>74377899
My highschool life in a nutshell
>>
>>74377821
gaila, tuojaus visi iš čia išvažinės
>>
>I didn't s-say that!
>Yeah, I'm thinking about moving to UK, not that I DON'T like living in Lithuania
lol
>>
>>74377889
That last objective is impossible unless your team has a very sizable ticket advantage
>>
>>74377863
Are you in bars or similar places enough for them to do that? They aren't just gonna come crawling through your window while you shitpost with us on 4chinz.
>>
>>74377940
*cries*
>>
>>74377929
Why do you always say this when I post something?
Also, I don't think I have this Mugi image. Can I save it?
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>>74378012
Hey hey, don't be sad now.
>>
>>74377834
literally this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-BgREkkjcg
>>
>>74377921
i'm fit and not insecure really. But my face is somewhat shit and i also don't even go outside.
>>
>>74378073
That's an appropriate reaction.
>>
>>74377985
Or if u blitzkrieg it right after taking the last housing block and but arty behind it
>>
GOWNO
O
W
N
O
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>>74378123
That would carry the implication that you have an experienced TL
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>>74378056
S-sorry... don't hate me
Of course!
>>
>>74377678
Does latvian goverment tax the money it gives to its unemployed citizens?

Does latvian goverment is seriously thinking about taxing pensions?

LMAO, you think im joking ?
>>
>>74378076
It's the last part (not going outside) that's the problem. If you're fit and not insecure you will almost certainly get women if you just spend enough times around them, facial preferences among women vary so wildly (and just like you'd fuck a woman with great tits and ass but a meh face, they will do the same with a guy with a good body).
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>be Latvian
>Fall into a hole and break 3 ribs
>>
>tfw gowno is single handedly destroying lithuania
>>
>>74378193
>Does latvian goverment tax the money it gives to its unemployed citizens?
>Does latvian goverment is seriously thinking about taxing pensions?
Finland does both of these
>>
>>74378150
God I hate if when <70 lvl players pick TL
>>
>>74378283
You getting RS2: Vietnam?
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think i need to take a shit lads
>>
>>74378067
I will be sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnGdoEa1tPg
>>
Gowno residents = low iq, uneducated pro russian inbred country side leftovers
Vilnius residents = high iq, educated, pro lithuanian, not inbred.
>>
>>74377771
So its confirmed that lithuania is destined to be a shithole until its annexed by someone? 27 years ruled by "accurate represantation of the people". 27 years of living in a garbage dump.
>>
>>74378350
Forced privatisation was a mistake.
>>
>>74378316
As soon as it drops. Too bad I have conscription coming up in 2 months. On the other hand I get to play RO3 irl
>>
>>74378401
>conscription
Wait a minute what
>>
I need to go to the hairdresser again, but I really don't want to.
>>
>>74378424
In Estonia we have conscription
>>
>>74378424
Most Estonian flags here are underage.
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>>74378161
>S-sorry... don't hate me
I don't. Don't worry about it.

>>74378193
>Does latvian goverment tax the money it gives to its unemployed citizens?
Wait, are you saying this is a bad thing?
>>
>>74378464
U cannot be conscripted when ur under 18 dum dum. Most conscripts are 21-24yo
>>
>>74378454
>>74378464
I'll be damned... good luck
>>
>>74378325
hmmmmmmmmm


>Lietuvos elito – žinomiausių valdžios, verslo, mokslo, meno ir sporto atstovų – lopšiu galima laikyti ir miestą, ir provinciją.

>Biografijų projekto „Kas yra kas Lietuvoje“, į kurį atrenkami įtakingiausi ir labiausiai savo srityje nusipelnę žmonės, duomenimis, miestuose nurodo gimę apie 40 proc. projekto dalyvių, provincijoje – apie 60 proc.

>Tarp miestų lyderiauja dvi sostinės – Vilnius ir Kaunas.
15 proc. elito atstovų teigia gimę Kaune, tarp jų daugiausia mokslininkai (16,20 proc.), garsūs medikai (20,44 proc.), žymūs sportininkai (14,43 proc.) ir įtakingi verslininkai (15,41 proc.).
Dešimtadalis savo gimtine laiko Vilnių – čia gimė daugiausia žinomų valdžios atstovų (14,43 proc.) ir kultūros veikėjų (18,17 proc.).
>>
>>74378325
>gowno
>pro-russian

???
you guys have more russians than kaunas has

i know you are baiting
>>
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>>74378473
T-thank you
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>>74378492
Most Lithuanian flags here are low iq
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39K8r9Lt3wk
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>>74378161
>>
>>74378492
>most

>>74378544
>most
>>
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desu senpai
>>
Fact - estonians are pseudo-intelectuals
>>
>>74378572
what
>>
>>74378578
Yeah agreed. Should replace most with all.
>>
>>74378524
>>74378527
*ogga booga we wuz inventors and shieet*
*votes for the pro russian party*
>>
>>74378633
It doesn't matter. It stands as a fact that whenever an Estonian mentions his age, he says that he's in highschool or that his A-Levels are coming up.
Literal Mikoto tier.
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>>74378509
Have u never been to a country with mandatory conscription? It's seen as normal part of life here. Sure u have to shave ur head pretty much every other week, live in the forest for several months, get mentally and physically pushed to your limits but u gotta do what you gotta do to keep ur freedom.

Will be free after 11 months though
>>
>>74378652
>Wilno almost 2 times more people
>still has less elites
hmmmmm
>>
Fact: Whenever Estonians take over the thread everybody else leaves, since they are so insufferable
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>>74378625
>>
>mexican """"""""""""""""intellectuals""""""""""""""""""""""
>gowno """"""""""""""""intellectuals""""""""""""""""""""""
>>
>>74378695
>74378695
hahahahaha ütle mulle seda näkku sõbrake

xddd tule siia
>>
>>74378677
Girls in Estonia will never like you if you haven't been to military.
>>
>>74378677
I live in one that does it periodically, but that's about it. I mean, I've been to Estonia a few times, but I've never asked anyone about conscription.
>>
>show the facts
>Wilno "high" IQ resident starts to screech like a retard
hmmmmmmm
>>
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>>74378698
w-what
what's this
>>
>>74378733
This tbqh. If u never did ur duty ur seen as a weakling beta
>>
>>74378717
hahaha
>>
>>74378685
>Wilno almost 2 times more people
>still has less elites
Thats a good thing.
>>
>>74378695
This is true.
>>
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>>74378779
>>
>>74378788
nice trips.checked
>>
>>74378806
Thanks. You're one of the only okay ones, alongside that homo faggot Ton.
>>
>>74378824
dont fucking mess with me kid
>>
>>74378804
elites as in really good and distinguished medics, scientists, athletes and etc.
>>
>>74378473
To me it sounds stupid. Our goverment gives 200 euros to those who worked for more than 2 years and lost their jobs. I think you can receive the said 200 euros only for 6 months in total. And now the said 200 euros will be taxed 15%, esentially getting 170 euros a month. Our minimum wage is 360 euros.
>>
>>74378850
If Private Pyle was Lithuanian
>>
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>>74378822
nani??
stop the bullying
>>
>gowno scientists
???????????????????????????
>>
>>74378652
i'm not from kaunas

but i present facts

you guys have way more russians than kaunas has
>>
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>>74378909
>nani
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>>74378929
I can see her pantsu
>>
>>74378973
STOP LOOKING THERE
>>
>>74378876
Literally living on sunflower seeds
>>
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>>74378909
None can resist the mighty zeppelin
>>
>>74379030
At least you are lithuanian
>>
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>do nothing in school
>earn minimum wage
>complain about being poor
lol nothing of value would be lost if everyone like you left
>>
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>>74379010
No. (No.)
>>74379054
Yes, I can
>>
>weebs
>value
>>
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>>74379147
I'm finally gettin' to feel good, you know what I mean, and I just feel you pictured out there. I picture you just nestled warmly on my bare rug, just waiting for a soft tune from my personal jukebox of passion. You pick a tune, I play it... and then we settle back... to listen with nothing on but a lobster bib. Do you picture that?
>>
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>>74379146
I prefer this version.
Also yes, cheap workforce is always valuable, so it would be a waste if he did end up leaving.
>>
>>74379066
yeah, but that means literally 0 today, doesnt it?
>>
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>>74379205
No...
Pls, stop!
Yamero!
You can't bully me
>>
>when the phone keeps ringing but you're too lazy to pick it up and the dog goes nuts because of it
s-sorry
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>>74379232
I prefer automatization.
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> find image from 2015 that fits /balt/ perfectly
yes
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>>74379384
Nice image
>>
people still post here?
>>
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>he hasn't been to conscription
>>
>>74379405
?
>>
Making the next thread btw.
>>
Nignogs
>>
>>74379474
bit rude
>>
>>74379384
30 years later when the rest of NA/WEU gets automated Lithuania will be as well. Good luck.
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>>74379436
That picture hurts my soul, you understand?
>>74379311
The drums and bells of the old antique horn rang, and with each bell that rang, it went ding-a-ling-a-ling... and as I heard the ding-a-ling-a-ling, I expressed an apathy of happiness, and I knew that our love was close because our love was tight, and nice, and sweet, because I could taste the sweet nectar of your lips, you understand?
>>
>>74379466
too late
>>74379480
>>74379480
>>74379480
new thread
>>
>>74379498
Fuck you.
>>
>>74379483
4u
>>
>>74379496
What nationality are you?
>>
>>74379331
>phone rings
>unknown number
>have panic attack
>put phone under pillow until it stop ringing
>>
>>74379547
United States born and raised
>>
>>74378787
t. me
>>
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>>74379512
>>
>>74379566
Same tbqh
>>
>>74379611
Not posting in your thread
Gonna wait until the next one
>>
>>74379588
Why Are u here though? What's with the trip?
>>
>>74379684
>claims not to be posting in my thread
>already had posted in my thread
your autism test was 10/10 yes?
>>
>>74379684
turbo retard
>>
>>74379684
now that is my kind of autism
I like you
>>
>>74379801
>>74379803
U mad? :^)


>>74379855
y-you too!
>>
>>74379776
Where else am I supposed to be?
>>
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>>74379950
im maximum comfy brother
>>
>>74380185
same here :)
>>
>>74379950
>y-you too!
I'm gonna stay with you my pal
>>
>>74380294
Am gonna watch a movie now buddy, but thanks anyway
>>
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>>74380220
nice :)
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>>74380323
well ok, have fun
>>
>>74380444
Nice triple digits. And thanks
>>
>>74375451
>final redpill
p sure that's Catholic integralism
>>
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>>74380462
no problem
I miss you
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