/brit/

maisie

When will rorkes realise that SJWs are a product of capitalism.

The first trannies were corporations

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ARE MAY

that one lad who wanted /brit/ to wish him luck on his exam but didn't sub edition

Remembering how I often went to lectures in uni after a night out without showering or anything and popping the same clothes back on.

Must have absolutely stank of sweat and booze, unlucky for the people I sat next to lol.

>was very good looking lad in secondary school
>very attractive girls fancied me
>was too autistic to cotton on and never had sex with any of them
wish i could turn back time
to the good old daaaays

HEEMUS VS ARSEFARTIANS HAHHHHAHAHAHAAAAA9

>the famous australian education

ironically i learned more from 4chan than i ever did from school

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chebs

>>74370178
yeah man 4chan made me streetsmart

>>74370172
hi joe

>>74370178
what have you learned from 4chan?

>>74370180
is that the PM?

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>>74370172
ah yes, "attractive but autistic" the new "smart but lazy"

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who clinically fed up here?

>>74370204
basically everything i know about international culture, history, politics, etc.

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do a poo

have a wank

>>74370178
because youve been here longer than school

i am diagnosably bored of revision

>>74370202
hmmm concerning that this literally is my name
who are you mate

did you lads hear what """president""" GRONUL ZLUMPF has done this time???????

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>Color Climax was the first to produce commercial child pornography films.[4] From 1969 to 1979, Color Climax was responsible for the relatively large-scale distribution of child pornography.[6]

>Between 1971 and 1979 the company produced 36 or more 10-minute films for its Lolita series.[4][7][8] These films featured young girls, mainly with men, but sometimes with women or other children.[4][7][8] The participating girls were mainly between the ages of 7 and 11 years; however, some were younger.[4][7][8] Titles included Incest Family, Pre-Teen Sex, Sucking Daddy, and Child Love.[7]

>>74370172
FONC

who else attractive and smart but autistic and lazy

>>74370178
>>74370204
>learned
FOY
OY
Y

>>74370234
you're diagnosably bent

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>>74370234
>tfw exams next week
>tfw barely done any revision and can't motivate myself to do any

Spend a lot of time with you cunts but would twat any of you without a seconds hesitation were I to see you in person.

>>74370223
such as?

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3rd May 1916, Britain executes 3 leaders of Easter Rising. The Irish Republic lives on, declared & sanctified in the blood of these martyrs.

>>74370260
yeah nah languages evolve and you're not the language police, fuck off to france if you want to engage in that kind of snobbery

>>74370238
the better question is who do you think i am

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>DO THE PROPELLER
>DOO THE PROPELLER

who here neoclassical realist?

>>74370296
i'm leaning towards thinking you are just some anon who guessed at a name
give me your first name though

>>74370292
I can see why you learnt so much from 4chan you thick cunt

>>74370283
what, do you expect me to write an informative essay of every single knowledge i have that i owe to 4chan? fuck off

>>74370258
not very smart if you procrastinate and waste your life are you

stopped browsing /lit/ and started browsing /sp/

>>74370282
I would best you in fistie cuffs, chap.

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>that first pint of the day

>>74370315
i'm an archaeo-progressive idealist desu mate

>>74370303
>post-2005 Wiggles
Fuck off

>>74370329
always think this until i meet an average person and see how retarded they are

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>every single knowledge
hmmm yes, very good english ah yes

>>74370303
just googled this

what the fuck is it

why are you watching this shite

>>74370291
>literally reviewbrah
>rat looking cunt
>irish-iberian.jpg

>>74370328
just one piece of knowledge would be nice

>>74370316
callum

>>74370330
Crap now there's so many generals. Same with /int/.

mad that the average iq is like 101 and that people with an average iq are thick as pigshit

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>>74370346
>posts no wiggles
toot toot fugga fuck off

>>74370347
I know a lot of smart people. Maybe you should stop living around dumb plebs

>>74370364
message me on facebook if its actually you, still think you might just be choosing random names tbqh

>>74370316
i was unironically referring to someone specific and am a bit alarmed desu

i'm gonna let you guess

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freshen ya drink guvna?

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>>74370383
>the average person is dumb
>nuh-uh I know smart people

>>74370348
there's nothing wrong with this grammatically, and frankly i'm not in the mood to be picked on by every autist with a fine-toothed comb who happened to drag his autistic arse to his computer and tune in to /brit/
>>74370354
i know that a lot of countries hate each other

>>74370403
does the joe you're thinking of have a surname beginning with m?

>>74370408
is this the guy farage called a damp rag

>>74370352
its good shit ay, this is my fav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmCi76pKPg8

>>74370330
you missed /sp/ being good by about 5 years sorry m8

>>74370330
good lad
/sp/ is a top board

IQ is you ability to think and problem solve, recognize pattern, visual and mental dexterity. It's not some measure of how much shit you know. Just because you know more about other countries and politics than the average person because you spend a shit load of your free time on the internet does not mean you are somehow smarter. you are probably a dumb cunt who couldn't excel at anything.

>>74370415
>every single knowledge
>there's nothing wrong with this grammatically
ah yes
the world famous australian command of the english language

>>74370454
how you going cant

>>74370453
good post

t. person with a 156 IQ

my loot crate arrived

>>74370454
except there isn't though, that's the thing

>>74370453
i've got a huge iq and knowledge. so huge that i've realized the fruitlessness of living, working, and attempting to "accomplish" anything

>>74370480
howling
would you say "every single water" mate?

>>74370431
I told you already to fuck off
The ONLY Wiggles worth watching are the original 4, you can take these shitty knockoffs elsewhere

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>>74370427
no

bit relieved desu, thought you were a mate that i know uses 4chan who was the same. also the other guy who replied to you with a name

>>74370488
>tfw to intelligent to succeed

doing a bit of posting on leftypol

>>74370490
not an argument

Just ate a burrito
bleedin stuffed now

Hooley Dooleys > Wiggles btw

>>74370503
is that the board that steals memes from /pol/ but replaces le happy merchant with a pig in a top hat

>not an argument
someone fedora this (the post above, not mine)

>>74370501
success is a meme for the sheep
>yes goy go waste 4 years of your life at school so you can be a success earning 50k a year

too intelligent for sports

>>74370497
>implying Emma wasn't dorothy the dinosaur while the original 4 were still in action

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>someone fedora this (the post above, not mine)

>>74370500
*also the other guy who replied to you with a name wasn't me

just got back from the gym lads

not even 8 am yet i've got the whole day ahead of me

might study some physics and philosophy then do some chess study

in the afternoon i'll go have sex with the woman who lives next door
she's lonely because her husband is away all day at work

in the evening i'll have a gourmet meal prepared by a michelin starred chef before heading down to the piano lounge where i will showcase my virtuoso skills before the community

NEET life best life

>>74370488
You're a dumb cunt. And have revoked any right to call yourself smart next to anyone with a moderately successful career.

>>74370563
grim

>>74370540
I have that same mousepad except mine is covered in dried jizz

>>74370527
fedora not, lest ye be fedora'd

>>74370541
>In 2010, Watkins began performing with The Wiggles
Wrong you runt
Fuck off

>fedora not, lest ye be fedora'd
someone fedora this

>>74370571
useless post

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>someone fedora this

>>74370599
choke me daddy

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>this

doing a poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ

how long can you last until you laugh?

made 9 seconds

>However, on 17 May 2012, it was announced that Page, along with Murray Cook and Jeff Fatt, would again be retiring from The Wiggles at the end of the year. He was to be replaced by Wiggles cast member Emma Watkins
no u

pooing a do

>>74370637
6 seconds

hey friends long time


>>74370143
anime

>>74370637
giggled at the guy remembering to steer after 3 seconds

>>74370637
>haha le epic 4 u big man XDDD

fuck off r*ddit

>>74370649
that meant u btw >>74370596

too intelligent 4 happiness

>>74370649
The REAL yellow wiggle was gone by 2006 you RUNT

>>74370688
newtwat

fedora wanker loves his fucking fedoras

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>>haha le epic 4 u big man XDDD

>fuck off r*ddit

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>>74370688
get this hothead outta here

someone get this hothead outta here
@74370688

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>>haha le epic 4 u big man XDDD
>fuck off r*ddit

>>74370704
didn't he come back after a bit?

>>74370637
howled at 25 seconds
the masketata man

>>74370637
130 seconds

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>>74370685
howling
wonder if nolan/gillen know about baneposting

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>>74370704
Greg Page was the original yellow wiggle lmao you dont know shit cunt check you out

>>74370612
Tell me, is smart being able to retain a bunch of information and regurgitate it when you see fit? Or is it having good life skills, social skills, adaptability, initiative, work ethic, positive mentality, good coping abilities, being productive.

Knowing a bunch of shit is utterly useless if you do nothing with it. Knowledegable does not always mean smart, and smart does not always mean knowledegable.

Being knowledgeable and unproductive is the ultimate stupidity imho

>>74370706
go back.

legit used to think I was too smart for happiness

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Hnnnnnng

>>74370762
thats a lot to pay for battlegrounds 2 and kotor

currently eating noodles with mince and tomato sauce also known as spaghetti bolognese

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>Tell me, is smart being able to retain a bunch of information and regurgitate it when you see fit? Or is it having good life skills, social skills, adaptability, initiative, work ethic, positive mentality, good coping abilities, being productive.

>Knowing a bunch of shit is utterly useless if you do nothing with it. Knowledegable does not always mean smart, and smart does not always mean knowledegable.

>Being knowledgeable and unproductive is the ultimate stupidity imho

>>74370762
what's in it

>>74370762
starwars wanker loves his fucking starwars

the all-male wiggles wouldn't fly today, everyone thinks all men are nonce rapists these days

>>74370829
yeah the one girl makes a hell of a difference

>>74370782
> calling pasta "noodles"
FUCK
OFF
YANK

why are all the cars in inbetweeners tiny and shit

need hat posters out of business

wanted to make lunch but there's someone already in the kitchen ahhaa

eating some popcorn chook with lime aioli

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>>74370856
>not makeing spag bol with noodles
check yaself

Where's the Cara lad?

>>74370880
bin yourself pronto you absolute moist

Why are all football supporters such racist runts

>>74370778
kek

>>74370789
Star Wars

>>74370920
*throws a banana at you*

>>74370920
thats racist against football supporters

love these lazy sundays

one of those noodle cups isn't enough you need at least 2

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Can someone draw this for me?

cheers x

>>74370971
put tuna in it

>>74370998
not a cat am i

>>74370991
imagine trying to punch that thing
your hand would get lost in the fat

>>74370963
oh sweaty...

>>74370971
fat cunt

Just gobbled 24 nurofen plus without doing a cold water extraction

>>74371023
potato famine

>>74371027
fat cunt

>>74371012
yes caus your a pussy lmfbo

Britain should retake Ireland

>>74371034
Delete this

>fatphobic posts
Ah yes, I'll come back when the next thread is posted.

>>74370178
Before 4chan I literally forgot aussies exist on the internet

don't rate Emily Head

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>>74371047
*blocks your path*

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>>74370990

>>74371069
post belly

>>74371070
before /int/ I frequently forgot that aussies existed at all tbqh

now I am constantly confronted with their existence as part of my addiction to this shithole

Is Eminem a sociopath?

>>74370143
test

/brit/ is filled with incognito Irishmen and there's nothing you can do about it

>>74371072
*nukes your path*

>>74371113
no he's american

>>74371118
Alright ryan

>>74371113
no but hes a.... *puts reddit shades* CRIMINAL

>>74371113
Borderline schizophrenic

>>74371149
giggled at this

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>>74371128
fuck you m8

what happened to american dad
its gone from something alri to watch if theres nothing else on to completely unbearable

>>74371113
Looks like he's got hiv.

*rings the doorbell*

hello? is /brit/ there?

gona try this soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQFmKPA-iAg

>>74371113
Yeah he's fucking twisted dude. A complete madman

begging for free stuff on Reddit

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I f*cking love science!

>>74371170
same thing that happens to every american comedy, went on at least 4 years too long and got completely run into the ground in the name of profits

I've worked in Kilconnel, I've worked in Killmore I worked in Knoockannie and Shamballamore In Kalisanaker and Sollahed Moore with farmers so decent and cheery.

>>74371170
>what happened to american dad
i read on r/all he got his kids taken away :(

>>74371204
Might take this up as a hobby

To the guy that said hi Joe what is your first name?

‘What we are dealing with is not a general social disorder; but specific groups or
people who for one reason or another, are deciding not to abide by the same code
of conduct as the rest of us… The black community – the vast majority of whom in
these communities are decent, law-abiding people horrified at what is happening –
need to be mobilised in denunciation of this gang culture that is killing innocent
young black kids. But we won't stop this by pretending it isn't young black kids doing
it.’
- Tony Blair, 2007

Mental to think that there's a continent-sized island floating on the other side of the planet populated by sunburnt brits going around saying "cunt drongo did a piss in me billabong mate" and wearing hats with corks dangling off them

>>74371174
*freezes*
*turns down tv and computer*
*tenses up*
*peeks out the window from upstairs*
*breathes a sigh of relief as you leave*

>>74371218
Mad that when you look into space and stuff that they're guessing at everything and know fuck all really. Bit wrong that people take everything they say as gospel too.

>>74371253
Bort

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>>74371265

>>74371265
>sunburnt brits
Most aussies are slavshits nowadays.

>>74371280
Josh?

someone posted my name a long time ago
been paranoid since

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might watch some rick and morty

>>74371302
proofs?

>>74371274
*starts walking away*
*stops halfway*
*comes back and stands my ground*

louis? are you in there?
you have to come out

You showed me nothing but hate you ran me into the ground but what goes around comes around

BITCH YOU GET NO LOVE

mum used to be a prostitute and used to tell me and my siblings she was off to bingo ;_;

When I heard that sound, when the walls came down, I was thinking about you

>>74371259
It should begin with better trained police officers, raids on drug dealers and gangs. You can't mobilise black community leaders if the powers that be don't act effectively. Issue is, it's expensive in the short term and that's the only thing policy makers care about.

>>74371302
nah

t. pink nipples

>>74371382
this didnt happen

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>>74371382
do you know your father?

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me irl

Waltzing Matilda
Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-waltzing matilda with me

>>74371392
Sweat to God mate
>>74371397
Nah he's dead only saw him 3 times and he was a heroin smuggler

Does /brit/ like Felix Argyle?

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I think I left the ol' phimo rings on for too long, lads

Got a touch of the 'mosis lads

about to eat chocolate from yarra valley
not expecting much

>>74371429
pics

used to shag this prozzie and we always had a good laugh at how she told her retarded kids she was off to the bingo like some daft bint.
Then I wiped me knob in her pubes and left.

>>74371433
might catch a pit off the poof lad, careful

>>74371323
wubbalubbadubdub desu

>>74371429
squealed

>>74371276
>b8 etc

>>74371440
its supposed to be white chocolate but its a dark grey

will be voting for the Independent councillor in the council elections because the alternatives are a Liberal Democrat and a Plaid Cymru person (who will likely win)

If you're brown, you make me frown.

If you're white you bring me light

might vote for the phimosis party

about to go play some pool lads.

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Just copped this

never understand why butthurt christfags post here, /brit/ is an atheist general

>>74371253
Drew

Suicide plan is to cold water extraction 1gram codeine, going to be comfy

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>butthurt christfags

>>74371482
edgiest tattoo in history

>watching first dates
>almost all the girls start describing their ideal date with "tall"

aha just be yourself ey

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>Applying for Uni accomidation
>If I want my own toilet it's an extra £2000 a year

THIS IS A VIOLATION OF MY HUMAN RIGHTS

I CAN'T SHARE A TOILET.
WHAT IF A GIRL IS THERE AND SHE KNOWS I'M SHITTING?

>>74371542
girls are rubbish judges of height though

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>>74371508
burnt down any churches lately anon?

>>74371524
clockwork

>>74371552
if she's german you might be in there ;)

>>74371523
mine is bullet to the head

instant painless death no time to regret before the drug sets in but by then it's too late to do anything so you die while feeling indescribable anxiety

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>>74371542
Nathania <3

Didn't watch rick and morty because you cunts said it was Reddit but wtf it's actually one of the best shows on TV?

>>74371542
Ideal being the prime word there mate. You're ideal date would be something unachievable for 99.9% of women but that means nothing in real life

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>>74371552
>accomidation
not doing an english degree then

>>74371515
does your surname start with m

>>74371542
they mean taller than themselves

want to wank but already showered an hour ago

big dilemna

>>74371587
9/10 people who complain about it clearly have never watched it
they don't even talk about atheism

>>74371552

>being able to afford student dorms

Middle class runtoid

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>>74371595
FUCK OFF

>>74371603
No

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>alt-rightists want to gas this

bunch of benders that lot

>>74371612
wanked in the shower an hour ago
was alri

>>74371552
it is what it is. everyone else has the same worries so nobody dares say a word against you for pooing loudly, sort of like mutually-assured destruction

You actually have to be really resourceful to be homeless and survive through the winter. You might not notice it, but the average sidewalk tramp is a veritable well of knowledge on unpatrolled enclosures, salvaging waste and how to cook good pigeon. I've learned to appreciate their ways since living out of my car. Brilliant people... except the heroine addicts. Those cunts give homeless people a bad name.

>>74371587
owning a tv is reddit anyway so you shouldve just went for it right away

>>74371603
yes

>>74371613
I've watched it and enjoy it but it's clearly a reddit thing, some of the worst episodes are right up their alley and I know a few people in real life who are autistically obsessed with it and who are reddit incarnate

>>74371587
If something is reddit, usually means it's good ngl, 95% of people on here are thick.

>>74371612
don't see how the two things are linked tbph

>>74371683
Ah, Reddit.

>>74371670
There are shelters for them in the winter here

is the 2nd inbetweeners film worth a watch

>>74371683
hėllo reddit

Bit of a fan of absurdism myself

>>74371672
>not having a tv for sports
haha poooooof

>sports
haha brainlet

>>74371692
cum is sticky and smelly

people can tell you've wanked

>>74371708
Didn't even know there was a second one

>>74371683
A lot of the time that thing ends up being pretentious shit

business idea: sheEDL

EDL for sheeds

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>not having a tv for 4k blu rays

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Just copped this

imagine hearing something 'is reddit' from a bunch of anonymous tweens and avoiding it as a result

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Another day where I slept in too long and missed my uni classes. Got to stop doing this.

one nation under cctv

>>74371755
skyrim is literally- reddit the game

>>74371670
I'd say if you're homeless chances are you aren't resourceful at all

>>74371728
they can't if you're not a disgusting mong with poor personal hygiene. you probably stink most of the time anyway if your cum stinks tbqh

>>74371482
>nobody exists on purpose
My parents wanted me to exist so they brought me into the world

seems like it was on purpose desu

>>74371661
how many people share one toilet?

is it the type of toilet where everyone in the apartment can hear the shitting process?

>doing A levels for the second time
>falling into the same habits of laziness and procrastinating that led me to fail the first time

don't think I'm ever getting to uni haha

Sports are literally just a circus to suck money out of the mentally weak, particularly the lower classes.

>>74371755
lol, skyrim reference, oh no i shot arrow in leg

>>74371725
t. "works out" at the library

>>74371773
Nothing wrong with cctv

MGSV is fun just wish it wasn't so repetitive and the skulls were easier

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Just had a wank in the bath lads. It's tricky but I think I've got it down to an art.

>>74371772
>still having uni classes in May
what

>>74371695
>>74371710
I don't even use it for porn

>>74371755
thought this was assassin's creed ngl

>>74371542
when a girl says tall she means 'taller than me when i wear high heels' which usually max out at 5 inches and are more likely just 2-3 inches for a night out.
so your height-4" is fine

>>74371776
>>74371785

>I hat fun

Grow up

>>74371783
Don't understand how you can fail A levels even once like hahahah come on

>>74371781
i'm the result of an accidental pregnancy

most of the time i wish i was never born

>>74371708
nah mate, falls a bit flat imo. but then again I hate the Australians to my very core. So maybe I'm a tad biased.

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>>74371813
ok I lied I go to college. I just want to be normal

>>74371755
hope you're joking
video game shirts are max autism

Just because I talk with an accent and grab my balls when I walk doesn't make me a wigger. It's just the way I am

>>74371833
internet addiction, too much of a spacker to find time to study

>>74371811
>wanking in the bath is tricky
you need more challenge in your life m8

>>74371841
Honestly if you were an accident and your parents tell you that they're terrible parents

end of story really

>>74371783
same
dunno what it is but i always fuck up my motivation energy and sleeping pattern around exam time

lmao

>>>/fa/12437222

Post your stats lads
>first kiss
>first gf
>first shag
>first fight
>first drink
>first crime
>first stitches
>favourite drink

>>74371833
>says he didn't study
>how could u fail lmao
...

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>>74371822
most white girls are 5'8 without heels these days though

>>74371877
they're terrible parents but they never told me that

i was able to determine it on my own

>>74371783
Set a routine lad, that's the key. The more you revise the easier it gets. Have a certain time where you always do some learning/revision and try not change your routine.

>>74371810
shit game, worse than mgs4
>>74371852
s'alri lad

>>74371864

It's an insider joke though it's not obnoxious

My homeless friends just showed me how to make one of those trashcan-furnaces like you see in the movies. Gotta love 'em.

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>there are people ITT that failed their A-levels
surprised you are able to type without the keyboard breaking from all the drool that spills on to it from your mongish mouth

>>74371887
>first kiss
13
>first gf
13
>first shag
14
>first fight
12
>first drink
14
>first crime
11
>first stitches
12
>favourite drink
Pints

>>74371782
depends where you go, it was 2 shared toilets for 6 people in my flat and one of the toilets was tucked away right at the end of the flat. very comfy lonely pooing.
your uni should have some kind of floor plan or guide to the halls

Eminem is the most influential artist of this century

>>74371915
They're 16 days away lad, I'm fairly capable I just struggle to put in time to achieve high grades

Enough time to do OK?

i honestly stay up till 3am just to poo quietly

>>74371887
>first kiss
never
>first gf
never
>first shag
never
>first fight
never
>first drink
never
>first crime
never
>first stitches
never
>favourite drink
don't drink

>>74371956
get off 4chan and revise now you waste of space

>>74371887
>first kiss
12 i think
>first gf
12
>first shag
15
>first fight
haven't had any proper fights since i was a little kid. Maybe 7?
>first drink
14
>first crime
15
>first stitches
don't have any
>favourite drink
drinking is for runtoids who need to give their head a wobble

>>74371974
>>74371974
>>74371974
>>74371974
>>74371974

>>74371869
If 8 Mile were British, where would it be set?

The West-Midlands (Brum and environs) I assume because of the black population. Maybe South London for the grit.

>>74371983
>>74371983
>>74371983
>>74371983
new

Have got into the habit of staying up really late just to watch this lad poo

>first kiss
16
>first gf
19
>first shag
19
>first fight
8
>first drink
15
>first crime
15
>first stitches
7
>favourite drink
long island

>>74372023
>>74372023
>>74372023
>>74372023

Ignore pls

posted wrong picture haha x

>>74371928
desu I totally fucked my first year and ended up in a decent uni for my course