What would Romans think of modern day Italy?

epic, epic for the win

a country where manmamia faggots gather.

>>74369497
india of europe

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>>74369497
>>GUCCI PUCCI MIA SANTA MARIA

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>GUCCI PUCCI MIA SANTA MARIA

>>74369497
underrated thread

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>>74369497
>>SCUSI ATTENTO WATCH OUT FOR THOSA PILES OF GARBAGGE

what would Genghis think of modern day Hungary?

good thread

>>74369497
is that italy?

>>74370631
*Attila

>>74370701

*proto Spudros

now this is the kind of content I like to see

>>74370699
no, it's naples

>>74370149
that's rromani-a

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>>74369497
They'd be pleased at the sight of our enclave in Budapest

desu i think he would be most bewildered by the people being niggers and that basically explains the rest

>ancient roman appears in italy
>no one speaks latin so he don't understand shit
>walks around and wanders into vatican area
>hears latin
>approaches the capella
>they pray to some criminal executed by order of Prefect Pilate
Now imagine his/her face

>>74369497
Strange, I expected an American flag

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>>74369497

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>time traveler from ancient Rome arrives in modern Rome
>takes one step and gets killed by traffic

>>74372871
>sees the pantheon
>things to go inside and sacrifice to the gods for guidance in this strange era
>god statues all gone, replaced by pictures of a bunch of fags in dresses

>Roman architect
>sees the Colosseum
>his face when it hasn't been maintained: ;_;

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>>74369497

>>74373158
>go to arena
>expect to see gladiator fights
>look at there and see some fat murricans and drunk brits

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DELET THIS THREAD

He would be proud of his descendants and astounded at the power of Italian technology.

>>74375007
I love you Italia, don't listen to the bullies.

>Why is there no chariot racing in the collesevm?
>AYY MAMMA MIA MI COMPADRE do not worry we make-a da better racing
>Go to GT3 track
>Roman's head explodes

really good thread

>>74373389
>marvels upon a large vessel with absolutely no sails
>gets inside since Italians are careless about anyone boarding
>the unusual vessel lands in Sicily, which the Roman finds something to latch on in this twisted reality
>the ship lands in Siracusa, a familiar land for him
>or not
>some strange, fat vendor, probably a Syrian or Greek wares scam, is selling scanty garments with the name "Spartacus" and strange flags with stripes, like on Egyptian faggy hilts
>the Roman is instantly bewildered these people hold the same, weird flag, which could mean they're actually CITIZENS of Rome, which is absolutely outrageous for such colonials
>he sees people freely walking around, wonders who works the fields (maybe those motherfucker Spartacus and Eunus finally got to the Senate and abolished serfdom?)
>where are the chains? This island used to have hundreds of thousands of slaves
>large solid vessels are circling around the shore
>still too many pirates around Sicily
>the temple of Apollo is completely in shambles
>fat people in shorts are passing around and aiming at the pillars with strange contraptions
>walks mindlessly around Ortygia, sees a writing: "Porta Urbica"
>still no one who speaks his language, these faggots speak something even worse than those in Roma
>Porta Urbica is covered in grass and a blasphemous wodden bridge with iron goes across
>"But why abandon this ingenious, durable stone structure to build something wooden. What a bunch of dick kisers"
>"What kind of vesta is that guy wearing, there is ZERO space for a spatha"
>"These women do NOT have a unibrow. Fucking ugly"
>"This moving picture table...What kind of a barbarian is the name "Renzi", is that Laurentius?"
>they built this fucking complex architecture...what's the name...Spiri..sant..."the Holy Breath? By Jove, these pagans"
>"Where is the fucking praetor's house"