are may edition
doing a poo
POWER STANCE
return the slab, or suffer my curse
voting for are may
Corbyn will never win hahahaha
doing a poo in a power stance
just sharted. imagine my shock
HATE Tim Farron - not illiberal just don't like him simple as
thailad you in?
britain for the british. pints for the pintmen.
>>74368624
yeh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmi2_tIV7Po
flying the english flag for political reasons
mmmmmmmmmmmm
really wanting to fuck the queen and may
>>74368630
opinions on ireland?
I sharted my pants at work
>>74368652
nice place
>>74368649
bit gay
>>74368652
not a racist, just don't like them
>>74368649
nonce
just experienced a yank shart. fortunately i was sitting on the toilet at the time
>>74368679
dont name your shits after us asshole
drumpf bog fart
>>74368652
No strong opinions either way, nothing against it, nothing to celebrate. Most if not all Irish people I've met are sound though.
and your thoughts?
>>74368611
ahahahaha
>>74368649
Eeeeewwwwww, you are watching too much granny porn burger
fuck the brits!!
*puts on jack willis hoody*
Give back the 6 counties!
*dons duffer hat*
>>74368652
love st paddys day WOOOOO!
>>74368697
ah mccain, you've done it again haha
hate yanks. hate burgers. hate americans. not xenophobic just don't like them simple as
>>74368700
don't come here
BRITAIN FOR THE BRITISH
Britain under the current labour government
>No nukes
>More police
>Bad military
>America won't like us
>More Muslims
>More taxes
>More unemployment
>Less small buisness
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-supporters-depressed-vegetarians-young-women-wales-a7236101.html
>>74368696
if you're not with us you're against us
consider yourself marked as an enemy
>>74368693
>>74368679
sharts should be called american classics
No one will ever take Jeremy Corbyn seriously because he is a pure socialist. Half the labour party don't even back him. He has no place in labour. His ideas are nice, but they don't really amount to policies because he has nothing to back them up. He's ruthlessly anti corporation, he thinks he can just tax big business to make the working class more comfortable, but then less people invest, business isn't so big, business decreases, bailouts, recession, economy unstable, and at a time of huge uncertainty no less.
How anyone could think any good could POSSIBLY come from him being in charge in the long term is deluded as fuck. Hate the tories btw.
>>74368700
literal rasheed, FOP
ireland is rather miniscule. merely 4 million people
>dont name your shits after us asshole
>>74368700
alri
which part of pakistan you from?
>>74368697
The rectangle slices are consistently the best frozen pizzas I've had 2bh
>>74368729
Can I assume this isn't going to take up much of my time?
>>74368725
*one school milk has been deposited into your account*
need a rorke gf (pic related)
Tried to have a fun game of "tennis" with the gf last night where we just rallied the ball for as long as possible but she kept on missing all the time
really look down upon people with poor hand-eye coordination
>>74368725
>implying we like you
oh dear, I'm already slightly drunk off of just two beers ahaha
don't think I've got it in my 60kg frame to be a pintman 2bh lads
fallen in love with a girl from /fa/
>>74368777
women are generally incapable of doing things
>>74368742
6 if you include the north
>>74368757
assume a heeming is coming your way
some people look for the points of life. me? i let the "look" keep the "o" and stick to the pints
>>74368697
>>74368756
WRONG
$5 Coles brand pepperoni and olive is the superior 'za
all else is lesser
>>74368792
pics la
>>74368790
incredibly poor form
>>74368793
known plenty of males who've had utterly abysmal hand-eye coordination too
very frustrating
>>74368790
>60kg
literal runt
>>74368806
>$
FOY
>>74368806
>$
FOY
>/brit/ picks up the pintman meme AFTER facebook
Rome has well and truly fallen boyos
>his gf isn't an athlete
sharting
remember when normie runtoids wouldn't stop saying "YOLO"
fucking hell I'm glad that's over
>>74368790
the sun isn't even overhead yet smdh
>>74368822
tbf I'm 5'9 so it's not that bad
>>74368813
only having to drink a bit to get drunk seems like a blessing Tbh son
support most of corbyns policies but ill be voting for the tories
he would turn us into a caliphate
>>74368806
Haven't had it but I guarantee it tastes like cardboard like every other cheap full-sized pizza
Try the slices, you won't regret it
dark hair > light hair
>>74368518
>he still thinks this moderate to low quality road in the middle of africa built by ill experienced workers with no skills and maybe 5 chinese contractors will be 'nearly' the most advanced in the world
you really are a fucking mongoloid
>>74368838
duh it fell 2000 years ago
YOLO
>>74368838
its an irish meme though.
>>74368842
wish i had a spartan gf
>>74368806
$<
YOF
>>74368838
it was on facebook first I think
humans of the sesh posts pintman pics all the fucking time
>Rome has well and truly fallen boyos
>>74368859
rome did not fall in 17AD. In fact it was just starting to become #1
Me mates and I are organising a flash mob lads
getting in on it early before the facebook runts
remember when we used to say normalfag rather than the redditized "normie"
>>74368878
>redditized
fuck off yank
do people do bad things because they have bad morals or because society has treated them badly?
>>74368856
true
light eyes>poo eyes
>why yes m'lady I do fedorapost how did you know?
>>74368850
don't fucking call me son, who do you think you are
you're not british, jog on
>>74368878
yeah and the cuckio meme
>>74368878
I prefer the term "normingtons" tbqh
>>why yes m'lady I do fedorapost how did you know?
>>74368561
is she doing the virgin stand?
>>74368878
/brit/ is redditized and proud
>>74368906
"normoids" is also a strong one, or "normans" for the historically inclined
normbots
>>74368886
believe so
normalshart
got a degree in mechanical engineering but still a NEET lol
any other NEET lads with degrees
normdrones
blocked porn and other unsavoury material via the parental controls on the router
making my mind clean and serene
GoBots > Transformers 2bh
normal bog fart
>>74368929
you got a 3rd or studied at london southbank I take it?
'ormie
>>74368878
*redditised
Get it right yank
https://youtu.be/weeI1G46q0o?list=PLx0sYbCqOb8TBPRdmBHs5Iftvv9TPboYG
this is the hottest pop song right now
isn't it shit
it's fucking shit
i lose more faith in people every day
>>74368934
if it works then good for you lad. trying to cut down on pornographic material myself.
>>74368934
top lad
diarrhea > constipation 2bh
>>74368856
i dunno
my friend has blonde hair and his hair always looked better than mine
hate the scottish. Love pints
Frayed nerves, lads. Don't know why. Just general anxiety atm
>>74368965
have to agree. constipation feels like an endless dick in the butt
>>74368951
just about scraped a 2.1 at a rustlers desu
>>74368965
>diarrhea
FOY
>>74368965
yeh but diarrhoea can kill you
the pints are making me sleepy boys
might take a little snooze with my clothes on
hate nonwhites. love pints.
what are some upperclass names
>>74368994
what about half whites?
is the scottish hate by the english real or a meme?
>>74368979
>a yank makes a reply that isn't "fucken spic"
>>74368987
how do you guys call it? peepee poopoo? poopy shooty?
>gf called me to say she accidentally took the tv remote control to work in her bag.
not sure how she managed that
hate the blacks. not a racist, just don't like them.
speaking of nonwhites i tried to find a highly white major city in the united states and only found portland with about 75% whites. quite grim. comfy cities are a thing of the past
>>74368992
>might take a little snooze with my clothes on
ah yes, the yank style of sleep. very impressive.
>>74369022
don't hate them, just don't like 'em
>>74368856
'igger
>>74369050
light hair on men is gay
Steven Colbert is 100% correct
>>74369013
*dabs*
haha alri lads
swag and yolo and that
hate when a poo rips out some of your bum hair
>>74369034
rorke
>>74369035
you what? you trying to tell me that yanks sleep with clothes on?
>>74369032
i feel that way towards british people
>>74369022
anyone that calls puerto ricans spics are retarded
>>74369022
most of the time it's a meme but every time i see a glaswegian typing like a cunt or a 1/8th scottish man wearing a kilt to any formal event it becomes very real
>>74368725
>>No nukes
>>Bad military
>>America won't like us
>>More taxes
>>Less small buisness
all sound good to me
>>74369032
and we see here a joke being grounf into dust by an unfunny cunt
>>74369034
what about if you revise your definition down to a city of 250k people or over
make any difference?
Think this removing letters from words gimmick has gone on long enough, time to enunciate properly form now on.
>>74369077
potato famine
>>74369071
why?
>>74369034
>portland whitest city
>also the most 'progressive'
hmmmmmmm
>and we see here a joke being grounf into dust by an unfunny cunt
>>74369061
'o 'r
>>74369034
and you count latin americans as white
>>74369022
99% of english hate towards scotland is just a retaliation to scottish hate towards england desu
>>74368929
Yes and I got a 1st in a stem subject
going back to do a masters and hopefully just drag out a PhD afterwards for as long as possible
fell asleep fully clothed with all the lights on at 8pm last night and slept until 7am hahahaha
wasn't even feeling that tired hahahahah what am I like
>>74369098
i have more testosterone in my pinky than you do in your entire body
>>74369143
i do that a lot lately too
>>74369091
because their american's.
It'd be like you fuckers calling people in the falkands south americans
>>74369143
a dickhead haha
>>74369155
>their american's
>>74368934
The digital economy bill passed last week so we'll all be in the same boat soon
>>74369147
dumb abo
has anybody ever said
>this latte tastes like a cappuccino
or vice versa?
>>74369155
>civic nationalism
oh FUCK OFF
>>74369084
yeah there's lincoln nebraska with ~86% white and a bunch of others that are about the same as portland
>>74369143
carbon monoxide poisoning lad. Gotta burn the place to the ground
>>74369115
this cartoon is fucking stupid
>>74369169
fuck off
>>74369160
>>74369171
they literally are, it's our rightful clay
>the dogs face when I played a really high pitched sound file
this latte tastes like a cappuccino or vice versa
that first pint of the day
why are they going bezerk? all they wear are burkhas
https://streamable.com/e9s3g
>mfw a yank says vice-a versa near me
>>74369197
get your tits out love
hate cider
tastes vile
>>74369168
not a rebuttal
>>74369175
had the window wide open too so probably not that
are you left or right?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Animemes/
what's the deal with this subreddit
tbf pints are fucking lovely
can't imagine living in a country that doesn't serve beer in pints
500ml isn't enough for one serving and 1L is too much
a pint... just right. That's a pint.
>>74369242
dont drink runtfee
>>74369242
neither one of those runtoids
I'm so American I have a yank flag when mobileposting
Internet just stopped working
Off to fuck the router ly lads xx
why does free wifi logins some times say they connect but still don't show the little symbol or the Done button to start browsing
>>74369267
right
it feels like the EU can only bully small poor nations like greece
>>74369242
don't use nespresso or aeropress, i've just got a normal espresso machine
>>74369260
it comes in pints?
i'm getting one
>>74369242
> the company that makes the aeropress originally made frisbees and flying rings
whaaoooaahahh??
(found that out the other day while researching a nice frisbee to buy for the summer haha, nice little factoid there for you hahaha enjoy :))
>>74369242
don't drink coffee, awful horrible drink for metropolitan hipster student poser middle class bearded tattooed cunt runts
>>74369273
is that even legal
IM SINKING IN THE QUICKSAND OF MY THOOUUGHTS
>>74368600
omg I have trypophobia now! lol
>>74369296
*beats you within an inch of your life with a cricket bat*
>>74369299
t. andy burnham
I don't like sand.
>>74369242
If I was trapped on a tropical island with a bunch of people I would have no problem crushing the skull of a deano whilst the others were sleeping
>>74369273
>£3,745.00 to disguise the flavour of your coffee
just swig milk from the carton you cretin
reddit is downvoting me
>>74369337
why lad
4chan is downvoting me
>>74369351
why lad
all the normies on my MSc are organising lunch together in the little facebook chat group they made
I haven't spoken in there since before easter
there's only about 8 of us and I think they've just forgotten I exist at this point
not sure why I'm even upset since I'd prefer to eat lunch alone regardless. Company is an ordeal.
>>74369299
black coffee is a mans drink son
>>74369100
There's no spics in Oregon man
just downvoted some potatonigger on reddit
got called a racist on 4chan
>>74369360
i hate eating with other people, makes me self conscious and uncomfortable
marine the pen
>>74369360
What subject are you studying mate?
slavs are as bad as niggers and pakis
>>74369374
it's for little shits
would love to rip their cup from their hands and shove it in their face
inshallah coffee will be banned one day
>>74369398
good post this
>>74369404
sports psychology
>>74369417
>inshallah
back to pakiland with you mate
churr ma bradas
ww2 veterans are dropping like flies these days, there'll be none left in a few years
really makes you think
Got my homeless shelter volunteering induction set up for next week lads
bit excited Tbh
>>74369404
golf course management
marine pen
i'm a raceist not a racist
>>74369404
feminist dance theory
>>74369462
good lad
*grabs your staff and knocks you to the floor*
I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of PAIN
*Throws you up into the air and sends you flying towards the ceiling of my tower at great speed*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39789508
maori are as bad as those south east chinks
>muh ancestors!!
fuck off
>>74369404
jungle biology
hahahahaha
>>74369404
household ecology
business idea: don't pay the brexit bill
>>74369404
xenobiology
>>74369494
want to see the uncensored pic but also can't be arsed to google
what a sad life I lead
>>74369458
who cares
>>74369486
*rises from the dead and places a paki as the mayor of you capital city*
notn personl
>>74369505
is that a pen hahaha
>>74369404
blacksmithing
>>74369404
PAIN theory
>>74369404
astrobiology
>american president is a fart
>french president is literally going to be a pen
LOL
>>74369532
https://instagram.flhr4-2.fna.fbcdn.net/t51.2885-15/e35/18094539_283578422100381_7689859628879839232_n.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GubGUyXMjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8VX1cyZrfo
marine le pen is
haha
>>74369534
are you fucking kidding me? the pivotal war that led to the cold war and the atomic bomb? the war in which the outcome would drastically effect human history for centuries, if not millennia to come? you don't care?
>>74369345
they dont get memes
going to a party on saturday and found out my college crush is going
spent £100 on a fancy dress costume haha :/
>>74369567
Pfft. It's going to be a macaroon you plum.
>>74369569
is her nipple fucking bLURRED?
*violently backhands you*
idiotic mutant
>>74369579
does it write under water
>>74369585
>crush
foy
>>74369585
Did you buy that costume to try and impress her?
i wonder if german ww2 veterans are allowed to tell their grandchildren about it
>>74369585
>>74369609
>his grandad wasn't in ww2
state
reminder lad culture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Paramilitary_organizations_of_the_Weimar_Republic
doing a read
>>74369585
oh sweaty...
>>74369627
i know paternal granddad was in the army during ww2, don't know if he saw any combat though, i never had much contact with that side of my family and apparently he died a few years ago
my sex drive really has taken a dive since I arrived here. I wank 2 times a week tops.
>>74369666
quite good
>>74369640
Loads of women I knew in uni used to complain about lads and lad culture but they always shagged more women than anyone else.
Something doesn't add up.
>>74369540
Paki? I am no paki... I am an Ent.
>>74369663
Sorry to hear that.
Mine was based in Italy and could talk about it all day. At the time I wasn't interested but I wish I could ask him about it now. Died about 5 years ago
voting ukip or tory haven't decided
might just roll some dice
>>74369592
This is a christian board m'lad, we'll have none o' that.
>>74369585
whats the costume
>>74369709
i thought ukip wasnt a legitimate party
Did you know one of the UKs first power plants nearly had a meltdown. One of the first nuclear power plants in the world in fact, one designed specifically for atomic weaponry. Did you also know, that it nearly had a meltdown? The reactor caught fire, and the clueless and inexperienced staff thought that the reactor was simply running hot, so they vented it, feeding the fire and causing radiation to pour out across the UK and Europe.
Well, now you do. Hope that was as interesting for you as it was me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windscale_fire
>>74369731
blackface
woke up and my left eye lid was swollen to fuck for no reason
god works in mysterious ways
>>74369627
if you were born in the 1990s, chances are it was your great-grandfathers that served in ww2 rather than grandfathers
at least that's the case for me
>>74369751
god i don't fucking care you stupid anime nonce prick
>>74369709
UKIP have no reason to exist anymore.
>>74369754
hmm not for me sweaty
in fact my granddad fought in both wars
>>74369607
n-n-o
i-i-i bought it for m-myself
>>74369731
vanilla ice
>>74369759
care enough to reply desu
Yet to see the appeal of anime
can someone post the cyclist pepe picture please
would you rather fuck aisha in the bum or rosy in the fanny (eyes open face to face )
>>74369709
ukip needs to die and get replaced by a serious rorke party
they are nothing without nige
the cyclist pepe picture
>>74369773
Don't worry lad she'll ignore you just like she always has and get off with someone who's far more outgoing and better looking.
>>74369738
>Did you know one of the UKs first power plants nearly had a meltdown. One of the first nuclear power plants in the world in fact, one designed specifically for atomic weaponry. Did you also know, that it nearly had a meltdown?
Absolutely abhorrent sentence strutcture. Please stick a pencil up your nose and bang your head on a desk.
>>74369784
aisha
who's the grill in the top right corner
Visit China.
>>74369779
did a question poll think on which UK party i'm most alligned with in policies. came out democratic union party in first, british nationals in close second. haha
>>74369794
ah yess funny stuff mate, really good post all round funny and good posting haha!!!!!!!!!
>>74369738
Was reading about a similar thing that happened in yankland in the 70s just outside Harrisburg, Pennsylvania a couple weeks ago
Something to do with them not realising there wasn't enough coolant for the reactor
dumb cunts
The cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
>>74369754
umm no honey I was born in 90 and both my grandfathers fought in ww2 x
>>74369809
fucking love the wojaks
what does "slow your roll" mean though
>>74369806
I just forgot the first thing I wrote, or thought I deleted it, okay? Stop being so horrible I was just sharing some interesting information. Hope you dont talk to your friends like that tbphwy
when i become a billionaire i'm going to wear a dinner jacket and an ascot all the time and smoke cigars and walk with a cane even though i don't need to
>>74369768
>>74369830
you must have very old fathers/grandfathers then
how did sasha grey remain in control for her whole career rather than getting bullied and exploited like the girls on efukt?
grandad served in vietnam
tfw will never be a lad
>>74369809
>when he cycles he wears the full gear, hat and all
wankers
i just wear a hoodie and trackies
>>74369859
maybe
all my grandparents are dead
>>74369838
reduce the speed at which your vehicle is moving
>>74369862
she didn't, she licked toilets and got gangbanged by niggers regularly
>>74369871
>not wearing a helmet
Enjoy the fine lad
only got 46gb free on my SSD lads
might do a cheeky upgradeydoodle
>>74369868
my dad was old enough to serve in vietnam (born in 1951) but i guess he dodged the draft somehow
>>74369891
she wasn't made to do it against her will . it didn't mess her up
power keeps going out
not good for my 'xiety
ease up on the ww2 talk ok my granddad died in a concentration camp
had a heart attack beating a jew to death lmao
>>74369909
based
>>74369911
no pornstar is ever made to do anything against their will, that would be illegal
>>74369911
they're usually coerced into it with promises of crack so in a sense it could be seen as exploitation
>>74369916
>>74369802
IT'S NOT TRUE
SATURDAY NIGHT IS WHEN MUH DAYDREAMS ARE COMING TRUE, INCLUDING THE BIT WHERE CHAD TRIES TO RAPE HER AND I STEP IN AND FUCK HIM UP JACKIE CHAN STYLE WITH NO BAD COSEQUENCES, IMPRESSING HER AND WINNING HER HEART FOREVER
>>74369909
maybe cos of ptsd from that other war you guys had against birds
>>74369944
so how come it fucks so many up
>>74369962
sounds like you're me
>>74369960
me with the 'dora
>>74369977
have you never done something which you later came to regret
>>74369909
draft dodgers are literal scumsucking amoebas 2bh
not everyone who was eligible was conscripted though, hope it was something else for his sake
>>74369973
that was in 1932
furthermore, my dad was a kiwi
>>74369987
why doesn't she regret any of it?
>>74369977
well it is kind of degrading if you think about it
>>74369962
More like Chad fucks her while you sit outside and cry.
I'd quite like to know if some beta ever tried to interrupt because he thought the girl didn't want it and she tells him to fuck off and gets back to it.
>whenever English people say something like "I've not" instead of "I haven't"
Disgustan
>girl from /fa/ follows then immediately unfollows my instagram
ROOOOO NORMANS
australia waged war against a BIRD
and LOST
how come you never meet any slavs irl that have a cool slav accent like dracula?
>>74370001
yeah nah he defo got absolutely heemed by emus
>>74369906
Family banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nerjsmRXsWo
>>74370029
dracula is not a slav
>>74370029
Vampires can't cross over water so they're stuck in Europe
>>74370052
those shiba inu meme dogs don't seem like very nice tempered aniamls desu
>romanians
>slav
ah yes the famous australian education
>>74370004
i have no doubt that she does
>>74370092
no she says she has no regrets and women never lie so that's good enough for me
>>74370092
proofs???
>>74370062
i know but the accent is basically the same across all of eastern europe
>>74370079
fuck off
HEEMUS
HAHAHA HEEM YOUS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE A WORK OF FICTION
but men lead the world,in fact.
what is it?