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public school edition
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>Theresa May is running a:
>Good campaign: 41%
>Bad campaign: 22%

>Jeremy Corbyn:
>Good campaign: 21%
>Bad campaign: 40%

baffled desu
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>>74367079
Well he did lie to the guy so I guess he deserved to be punched
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reminder you will never have a gf this pretty
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aussie mongs are triggered again lol, can't take the bantah
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Being referred to as yanks is Aussie kryptonite
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>>74367107
all me
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howling at all the /pol/ mongs who thought the drumpf wall was gonna be massive and it's basically a reinforced fence lol
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>>74367106
my bf is prettier
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Know a mate living in Taiwan atm lads
Let me give you a quick rundown on everything about Taiwanese culture, I'm a bit of an authority on it now
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>>74367112
shut it pikey
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>>74367127
really don't care
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I'm the black guy in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9-9GWFuS5w

also what the fuck is up with these new captchas this is some reddit tier shit
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>>74367120
Not gunna lie I would have liked to see them at least attempt to build a massive fuck off great wall of america.

Would be amazed to see a construction project of that scale in today's age. Imagine if you could go back as see a glimpse of them making the Great Wall of China.
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im the black guy in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjwfqXTebIY
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I say we SHOULD leave the EU but then we should join it again tbqh.
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>>74367099
how are you baffled?

nobody wants a labour government right now
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my gf gets so jealous it's pretty annoying desu can't even talk to another girl without her freaking out and if i don't text her all day nonstop she also freaks out

might need to put this one in the bin but she's so good looking it would almost be a shame to do
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the bowlcut is back lads
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>>74367169
illusion that you mate?
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>>74367168
Worst kind of gf t?bh
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>>74367149
>Great Wall of China.

Literally no such thing. It's a series of scattered and barely related fortifications built over centuries.
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>>74367165
I want a Labour government so long as it's Corbynites not Blairites.
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>>74367197
>>Great Wall of China.
>Literally no such thing
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>>74367205
but they're both terrible, Lib Dems may as well be the opposition party at this point.
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>>74367205
i want doesnt get mate
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>>74367205
Ah yes more people like Dianne Abbot please.
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this is turtlemong posting from Sydney New South Wales somewhere on spaceship earth
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>>74367221
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>>74367241
get a job
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>>74367241
looking very queer
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This is me in secondary school, do you wish to know my conclusion?
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>>74367149
There's a documentary called empire of dust. It's about the chinese building a fucking MASSIVE road from one african country to another. It goes through jungle, swamps, desert, rivers, all the fucked up terrain you could imagine, and has to be designed to withstand the harsh african climate with minimal maintenance. Maybe you should watch that, seems like it would interest you. More impressive than a big wall tbphwy
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>>74367259
Yes
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>>74367241
should have grown it out over winter mate
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>>74367259
I can read the "Yes"
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>>74367274
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>>74367265
Hmm yes a low quality road is just as impressive as a wall that would be thousands of miles long
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>>74367294
nah it was looking shite
every time I go for long hair it fucks up, just going to have to accept that it doesn't suit me
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why do you guys call us yanks?

we only refer to people in the north as yanks
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>>74367298
I knew it
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>whiteys
screeching
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>>74367216
Ever wonder why it's the same couple of renovated Ming-era stretches shown in all tourist photos lad? Does your brainlet mind think it's because it all looks like that and the photos actually show different locations?

P.S. it's because the rest is shitty earthworks, trenches and shit, most of which is not even connected
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Would u trade British slags for Norwegian slags?
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I have aspergers, my life is kinda good, good sexual life, a career and decent social skills

ask me anything, I'm glad if I be can of help
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>>74367335
saw an albino on the bus today
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damn mongorians always tryna break my shitty wall
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>>74367320
It doesn't matter what you call each other, yank = American
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>>74367352
GOAT episode desu
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The director of empire of dust was a belgium guy and when he was in the congo everyone asked him why the belgians left and when they were coming back
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i'm a real pintman, me

thats why I start my first pint before 10am

>>74367350
don't care
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theory: pulling poo out with your fingers is better for you than pushing with your intestinal walls
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aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh yessssss
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>>74367350
>I have aspergers,
> good sexual life,
>decent social skills

Not likely.
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>>74367358
Yeah, well, YOUR A FUCKING FAGGOT

>>74367364
i thought belgians were ruthless as hell in africa?
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>>74367370
I pay someone to suck it out
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>>74367079
blonde people are subhumans
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>theory: pulling poo out with your fingers is better for you than pushing with your intestinal walls
t. bender
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSK9mtdLwKE

I'm the black guy in this video
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hate dogs.
love pints.
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when can we get rid of the Aussie shitposters?
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>>74367205
most of England doesn't want that
and Wales might enjoy Blairite Labour but not Corbyn Labour
Scotland Labour is dead

But don't worry, you've got a full generation to reorganise the party because that's how long the Tories will be in power
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>>74367380
>i thought belgians were ruthless as hell in africa?

Way worse than the Brits but better than what they have now. It's shocking to people when you tell them as colonial empires go the Brits were the 'nicest'. If you had to choose who to be colonised by you'd fucking BEG it to be the British.

The Chinese/Japanese were the worst by far but Asians don't have souls.
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>>74367395
bizarro rorkesheed
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>>74367370
if you squat the poo slips right out
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>>74367395
ur a cunt
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>>74367380
It's like me saying, "Oh, we only refer to people from Yorkshire as limeys!" Aren't yanks silly for getting it wrong? haha.

As if you would give a shit what we could people in specific areas of the country.
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>>74367395
rasheed
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>>74367311
>A low quality road

Actually it's probably the highest quality road in the world, built in the most inhospitable terrain. Sections of it will be elevated above literal jungles, marshlands. Sorry your puny mind cannot grasp the significance of such an enginieering feat, but I assure you, it is more impressive than a glorofied fence, regardless of how long it stretches.

Side not, the wall was never going to be across the whole of America. Massive sections of it deemed unlikely for people to travel to cross the border would be left open. You UTTER amoeboid
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>>74367400
>But don't worry, you've got a full generation to reorganise the party because that's how long the Tories will be in power

Screeching
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listening to some cracking russian tunes ads
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>>74367423
CIA?
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>>74367414
the british were nice xDDDD
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hey thailad does china feel like a looming threat over there in thailand or are they benign like i think they are
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>>74367444
What are they advertising?
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>>74367400
>>74367433
Good, purges take time.
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>>74367460
waheyy got me there didn't you

dickhead
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wish eastern cinema was better, there's some quality and unique stories to be told im sure
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>>74367378
I was diagnosed by a professional long ago, but I have a very strong will, you can copy those skills

>>74367366

meanie
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>>74367452
>You didn't deserve it xdddd

Any other colonial empire would have wiped you runts out after your little revolution. It's pretty much accepted the Brits could have but didn't want the loss of life on both sides.
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>>74367120
Reckon they were expecting an Israel tier wall

State of that lol
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>>74367456
China and Thailand are best mates according to the Thai government. Also Trump and the PM here had such a nice chat on the phone they want to meet IRL. Everyone loves Thailand.
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dogs are so fucking overrated

they'll bark at anything they can't eat, and they'll shit on your rug
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>>74367452
those blue runts weren't colonised they were the colonisers
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Got an exam in 4 hours lads, wish me luck
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>>74367479
Nigger, the British were practically bankrupted because of our revolution. if they would've kept fighting their entire country could've fallen.
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>scratches bum
>fingers smell like arse for three days despite constant handwashing and four showers

ah yes
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>>74367485
you're my only exposure to thailand and you're alri in my books
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>>74367487
literally don't trust people that don't like dogs. sounds like the only dogs you've met have spastic owners that dont know how to train them
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>>74367432
>Actually it's probably the highest quality road in the world

ahahahaha, what the fuck are you on about you stupid cunt? what's the point in chatting SHITE for the sack of it lmao
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lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine
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>dogs are so fucking overrated
>they'll bark at anything they can't eat, they'll shit on your rug
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scousers are STILL bummy over muh hillsborough muh s*n

sick of the whiny mongs
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don't like any pets but at least cats mostly leave you alone dogs are such needy little shits
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>>74367504
y-you too
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>>74367512
i've grown up with 4 dogs and it made me hate them
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>>74367523
*pushes willy down your throat*
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>>74367530
The Irish do the same thing desu
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>>74367513
Name another road they made a documentary about
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>>74367499
Firstly, you weren't colonised by the British - you WERE the British

Second, it was the war with France that bankrupted the empire, which we protected you from I should add
Hence the increase in taxes, and hence your autistic screeching match
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>>74367499
Not even close to bankrupted. The ONLY reason they didn't fight was because if the French got directly involved then they could have fallen, but the French would have help up a white flag while continuing the proxy war like the pussies they've time and again proven themselves to be.
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>>74367542
what dogs?
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>>74367553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggb5jBQ24Ew

and literally hundreds of others
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might have another pint as the first one seems to have worn off already
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theory: american english is closer to true english than modern british english
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>>74367602
Have you ever heard an American speak? Live and in person?
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>>74367576
two little white mutts (shitzu X llasa apsu i think), a staffordshire bull terrier, and a miniature schnauzer

thankfully the white ones are really old now and will probably die soon, but they're sure taking their fucking time about it
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>>74367599
it's 10:10 lad
sort yourself out
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>>74367569
>proxy war

Oh now i'm triggered only the Americans and the Russians fought proxy wars. The revolution wasn't a motherfucking proxy war. The British and French went at each other. The Russians and Americans never fought. So it was a real war against the British and the French.
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>>74367602
And what's true English brucie poo
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>>74367609
did NOT like the look the paki girl at the shop gave me when I went in for the third time this week for beer and ciggies though
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>>74367620
The Queen's English
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>>74367395

Pints?
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there was a yank in the year above me
he was about 100kgs overweight and so were both his parents and his younger sister
thats my only experience with yanks
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>>74367605
we don't actually pronounce half the words we say

we speak a different language really

i can't understand most of the accents in the UK to save my life

i need subtitles for british TV shows and movies
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>>74367539
they "leave you alone" while they make you host one of the biggest plagues of parasites that controls stuff in your brain and you don't even notice it
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>>74367644
reckon you're just a downie mate
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>>74367639
german slag
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>>74367079

Did this actually happen?
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>>74367639
I reckon it's LME
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None of you cunts wished me luck >>74367496

Shan't be posting in this general again
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can't understand anyone from
>the north
>the south west
>wales
>scotland
>northern ireland
>ireland
>east anglia
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>>74367579
Alright so there's a lot of documentaries about roads. But you're still a know nothing cunt who thinks a long fence is a more impressive engineering feat than a 300km road built across an african jungle
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>>74367658
why are you eating from their litter box
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>>74367606
Well there's your problem, you don't own dogs. Those are actually vermin, large rats.
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>>74367679
t. paki
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>>74367663
London Metal Exchange?

Also "Queen's English" literally just means English pronounced correctly without error or something along those lines. I.e correct English.
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>>74367683
Yes, a 2000 mile long wall across the entire american southern border is orders of magnitude more impressive of a feat of engineering than a moderate quality at best 300km road
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went on holiday to Tanzania two years ago and loads of businesses and products in Dodoma had Chinese words and lettering on them

was quite interesting.
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>mfw peanut butter and jelly is actually peanut butter and fake jam
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>>74367644
>i need subtitles for british TV shows and movies
I don't, but I need subtitles for nig and american paisano movies/tv
off to watch sopranos now
>>74367689
shit particles spread from their bumhole through many things
it's especially dangerous that they often show you their bumhole as a sign of trust
ah and how could I forget, when they're so worried about your nutrition that they bring you a dead rat full of diseases
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>>74367503
I came to read this
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>>74367610
In the American revolution France used you cunts as a proxy. They never went at the Brits in the American Revolution, the wars with the French elsewhere (not for America) is not what I was talking about.

You were the fucking FSA of the time. Terrorists being funded by powerful country fuelled by a rivalry with another powerful country. France literally bankrupted themselves to do it as well. they forced Britains hand. Either we risk bankruptcy and go to all out war with the French or we let you go.

You got independence but you didn't win it, the French bought it for you just to spite the Brits and the only people who 'won' are the Jews who were lending France, Britain and the budding new state of America it's money for arms.
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>>74367665

somebody please give me the quick gestalt
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>>74367706
i know
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London multicultural English
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>>74367706
I was supposed to reply to >>74367667 t?bh
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>>74367734
>>74367743
>>74367744
ree I can't do two things at once
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looking around bangkok and it's a total shithole
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>>74367755
Much of it is great
https://www.google.com/streetview/#thailand-highlights
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>tfw you will never sack Troy with the lads
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>>74367733
*bums you*

hehe
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>>74367699
ah yes, dog snobs
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life advice: exclusively get into fights with lads who have big necks and cauliflower ears as that likely means they don't know how to fight and have never been in a fight in their life
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>>74367780
have cauliflower ear (just the one) from getting into fights when I was younger tbqh
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Reminder that anything but a revolutionary mindset is a slave mentality
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business idea: Rick and Morty UK Version or Rich and Mortimer
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>>74367710
It's a wall, and it's not 2000 miles you, why do you keep pretending it is? It would be broken up, large areas left uncovered. Again, it is a wall. Just a wall. A concrete wall. It does nothing, it just stands there. No one drives on it, no one walks on it, it just sits there, sticking out the ground, all it has to sustain is light winds and the occasional mal neutritioned beaner trying to hop over it.

Sorry you miniscule intellect cannot comprehend that a few segments of concrete fencing does not compare to a structure designed to withstand the weight of articulated vehicles, travelling constantly, loaded to the brim with mined minerals, above deserts, marshlands, jungles, in blistering heat, and torrential monsoons, to last forever. I am, truly, sorry, that you are so heavily mentally impaired.

You properly thick cunt.
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howling at the EU boys throwing a bitch fit about the 100 gorillion exit fee

we'll probably still pay it though haha
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áåçèìÿííûé
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>>74367780
why would i want to fight a rugby prop
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>>74367806
иди нaхyй
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>>74367798
>mal neutritioned
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>>74367798
hmm yes, a 100 mile long road in africa built by a few chinese contractors and unskilled local labourers is the greatest feat of engineering ever and will surely be the worlds highest quality road. now I truly see the light
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Imagine if Le Pen wins and France does a Frexit.
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>>74367798
Not on his side, because you replied to me about the road and I'm finding it kinda cool, but juast as he is simplifying the road's achievement so too are you simplifying how hard it is to build a massive wall that would stand tall forever
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hope Corbyn stays as Labour leader after the election because it'd be a good laugh seeing him meet Trump when he comes to visit us
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>>74367828

The elections are STILL going on? wtf how long do they last??

>(((Le Pen)))
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>mal neutritioned
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badly need the ol' willy sucked boys

too lazy to organise a shag though
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/brit/: Walls vs Roads episodes

Hate roads
Love walls
That simple really
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>>74367842
why do foreign leaders bother to meet the head of the opposition
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>>74367820
>>74367846
samefag
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>>74367844
There's two rounds, the first there's loads to vote for and then it boils down to two possibilities for the second round, which Le Pen is one of the two. May 7th is the second vote.
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>>74367241
<3
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>>74367855
>why does communist china want to meet Corbyn

hmm
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>>74367860
ahh yes the ever perceptive australian mong
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genuinely feels like social media is doing more harm than good
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I came to /brit/ to drink pints and read posts

but I'm all out of pints
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hate politics. love ancap memes.
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>>74367874
terrible photoshop skills
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>drinking at 10 am
absolute state
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>>74367876
>drinking pints sat by yourself in your room
bit depressing
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I don't always drink soda, but when I do, I drink Orange Fanta™
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>>74367644
gotta be shitting me
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>>74367896
love 'em m8
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>>74367901
is that the flag of kekistan with a nazi symbol in the middle haha?
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hate politics. love pints.
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>>74367901
that's just called Fanta
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i dream of heeming every runt who has ever talked about "kekistan"
would literally just snap them in two
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Haha alri
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annoys me when a put mad hand out for a bus & the cunt behind me puts their hand out tae
wit doye no trust me or suhin? yes got a magic hawn?
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>>74367916
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/heineken-advert-commercial-pepsi-trans-climate-change-feminism-video-a7704651.html
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>>74367932
Are the Chinese colonising your country, lad?
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>>74367930
bigot, ethnic kekistanis are people too.
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>>74367932
alri
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>>74367913
is this bait?
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what subreddit do i subscribe to to get more of these
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>>74367824
I see that you also cannot do basic maths, let alone understand what constitutes good engineering.

>>74367831
it's a different league mate. They aren't even comparable. You could get almost any old contractor in to build (SEGMENTS) of that proposed border wall, and they will, Trump will do exactly that, some of them will even be sourced from Mexico.

The level of design and the complexity involved is just not even relatable. The wall will be big and long, great, good, grand. It is still just a wall, though. If it were elctrified, sure, impressive, if it were 150 feet high? again, impressive, mounted with sentry turrets? yes, sure. But no, it is a wall. A wall of average hight, and great length.
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>>74367930
*beats you within an inch of your life with a cricket bat*
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>>74367953
Its not even a funny joke, you're just being autistic. It was started by sargon of akkad for fuck's sake, have a word
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>>74367950
>heineken
don't care
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>>74367964
hmm yes, a 100 mile long road in africa built by a few chinese contractors and unskilled local labourers is the greatest feat of engineering ever and will surely be the worlds highest quality road. now I truly see the light

look forward to your furious reply which I shall NOT be reading
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>>74367932
read on wikipedia an hour ago that public pooing is still common in ethiopia
any response?
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>quadroon of cukkad
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>>74367831
Side note: Australia has a bigger fence than America is proposing wall.
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>>74367953
fuck off nonce
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>>74367978
>X really winds me up! ree
>hey lol... X!
>omg not funny!
I'm being autistic?
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>>74368002
EXCELLENT post
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>>74367952
They're dragging us into the 21st century. They can do whatever they want as long as they keep building modern highways and employing and training locals.

My cousin is a mech eng for a big corp here (manages a big furnace at a bottle factory) and gets sent to Guangzhou a couple times a year for advanced training.
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>>74367932
have you ever seen a wild monkey or gorilla?
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>>74368011
the fuck are you on about paedo
fuck off autismononce
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>>74368011
filtering you, thainonce
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>>74367986
Of course you wont read it because you know you've been an utter spastic. There's nowhere for you to go from here. Other than away.
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>>74368019
bit racist
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>>74368016
didn't Ethiopia used to be a great empire? why do you need chinks to bring you into the first world?
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business idea: move to a developing country with my godlike 1st world skills thereby easily being one of the best workers in the country and getting a job with greater ease than here
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>>74367730
>the french never directly fought the British.

Either the rest of the world is taught the wrong thing about the Revolution or your a dumbass. The French were in active naval war, as well as multiple battles. We wouldn't have won at yorktown if it wasn't for the French navy sinking a bunch of British ships
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>>74368016
Is this why you tried shilling for the Chinese buying up property here despite knowing nothing about housing in Australia?
Sad
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>>74368036
>>74368040
Keep going..
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>>74368059
nonce
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>>74368064
VERY good post
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>>74368050
makes you wonder why all those eastern europeans flock over here rather than going to bangladesh
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>5 chinese blokes and a dozen unskilled africans are building the worlds most advanced road and the worlds greatest feat of engineering
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>>74368050
massive flaw: but how will you find a white mate
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>>74368064
ELUCIDATING post
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It's too easy nowadays, hiro should block people with reddit login cookies or something.
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>>74368019
No gorillas here. Plenty of gelada baboons though.

>>74368048
That was during the middle ages. After the crusades, the emperor cut ties with the pope and antipope in florence and we lost contact with the mediterranean.
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>you have 30 seconds to tell me what Pol Pot did that was wrong
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>>74368090
>should block people with reddit login cookies
says the literal paedophile who thinks "kekistan" jokes are funny
think you'd have a better time there than here, nonce
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>>74368059
nonce
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>>74368097
>got this idea lads: lets kill everyone who wears glasses lads, it'll work out well
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>>74368083
i'm probably unlovable anyway
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kek lmoa kekistan xD
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>>74368119
literally banter though tbf
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>>74368093
>Plenty of gelada baboons though.
Holy shit, these things look terrifying.
How loud are they?
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>>74368107
Anything if funny if it invokes this kind of reaction.
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at work
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>>74368081
this is more impressive
>>
shan't be replying to the reddit paedo any more
how are the rest of you doing
>>
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>>74368126
you don't need to be lovable if you've got money
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>>74368172
Good paypig
>>
going to bake these today

http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/chocolate-recipes/devil-s-double-choc-malt-cookies
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>>74368157
applying for jobs myself
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>>74368172
hmmm not interested in that dynamic
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NEED a british bf
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wonder how many africans have died building these massive projects
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>>74368196
then what's the point of moving somewhere shit to be rich
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>>74368200
sydney
>>
my nigerian mate was telling me about this bridge the chinese built in his country over a lake or something. Their deal was "we'll do it for free if you let us dig up anything under the bridge" and they found massive mineral deposit which was worth 10x what they would have been paid for building the bridge
very clever lads imho
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>>74367961
they literally just took the kekistan flag and put a nazi sign in it theyre probably just trying to make pol/ look like nazis though so it wont work
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>>74368162
ermm no, did you not hear that this is the worlds greatest feat of engineering?
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>>74368203
i thought it was normally desi people like all those ones dying in qatar
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>>74368213
I bet they had NO idea that mineral deposit was there prior.
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>>74368214
stop it he doesnt understand
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>>74368214
you must be having me on
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>>74368213
Western companies aren't any less exploitative. And at least the Chinese don't use the 50% of the budget for 5 star hotels and 1st class flights
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>>74368234
he's right you know
>>
subscribed to /r/neoliberal
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>>74368228
oh i thought the chinese hire locals to build all their shit
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>>74368229
well obviously they did and the nigerian govt didn't
still a very good deal to make
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>Trumps glorious 11 foot high fence being built by mexicans is the pinnacle of modern engineering
>>
YOUR HANDS UPON
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>>74368253
they do, that aussie is wrong. They do use a lot of chinese labour though
>>
>>74368204
seems better than rotting in a familiar environment as a jobless NEETshit
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>>74368246
No less exploitative than the African elite inviting them both into their countries.
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>>74368264
LOADED GUN AND YOU'RE
>>
>corbyn wants to decrease military spending, what an evil monster
>>
/brit/ is too intellectual right now
need more poo and greggsposting
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has anyone been inside this hideous thing

what's it like
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>it's exploitative to provide jobs and infrastructure to locals in return for some natural resources
explain this to me
>>
>>74368259
The difference is, I never once said it was the worlds greatest anything, you did say this though

>>74367432
>Actually it's probably the highest quality road in the world

LOL
>>
>actual debate in /brit/
not a fan
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>>74368279
hmm your jewish overlords have really done a number on you
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>>74368303
greggs headquarters
>>
Wish we had some mega conglomerate engineering companies in this country like the yanks, Germans and Japs do.

They plough shitloads of government money into their megacorps and favour them for contracts. We won't do that for some reason.
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>>74368303
fucking shit i went there as a kid and the irish man that ran it made me touch his cock
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>>74368306
>train the locals
>buy all their land
>employ the locals on your land
>they spend their money at the stores you built on your land
Ah yes what a wonderful and prosperous future that lies ahead
>>
>>74368290
does he believe in any form of military? fair enough that peace and partnership is the way to go ultimately but not every country thinks the same way.
plato had it spot on when he said if you want peace you should prepare for war.
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>>74368306
They're black
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>>74368323
its a selfridges though
>>
>>74368303
yeah

like everywhere in the north

it has some alright restruants outside tho
>>
doing a poo
>>
>>74368303
shit mate, god isn't real
>>
>>74368306
I never said it was. Just tired of the Chinese boogeyman propaganda.
>>
>>74368290
wrong, corbyn wants to keep defence spending at 2% GDP

he wants to get rid of trident and increase conventional military funding/security funding
>>
got called a homophobe in harrod's earlier
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>>74368355
which god?
>>
just done a post in the old thread like an absolute spastic
>>
>>74368306
>implying the Europeans didn't do the exact same thing the Chinese to do one another
>>
>>74368325
literally the only industry supported by the UK government these days is arms manufacturing

it's disgusting
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lads...
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got called a bender in argos earlier
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>>74368334
This

The stupid cunt wants to get rid of our nukes
>>
bet corbyn wishes he could purge all the poncey sjw globalists from his party.
>>
>>74368333
hmmm yes that sounds so much worse than the actual current situation in africa...
>>
>>74368362
>>74368290
lol who cares what corbyn wants
>>
>>74368371
SHEEEEEEEEEEED
>>
Tbh I'm not arsed if we get rid of trident
>>
>>74368380
Are those the nukes we can't use without the yanks permission?
>>
call some puff a bender today lads
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>>74367079
>public school in the UK is actually a private school
britdumbs fuck off
>>
>>74368377
tell us what happened, lad
>>
>>74368365
none of them judging by the state of that building
>>
>>74368395
was it in argos by any chance
>>
>>74368392
you should get rid of your nukes, so we can conquer you
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>>74368374
3,000 wasnt enough
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>>74368393
No there the nukes owned, operated and deployable as the British head of state sees fit
>>
>>74368384
what? corbyn loves non whites, benders, trannies and he's an internationlist lol
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>>74368411
aha that would be soooooo ebin xD
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>>74368405
yeah why?
>>
>>74368371
I'll shove a gun up your arse and pull the trigger till it goes click click
>>
accidentally browsed /pol/
seems like they go weak at the knees for any girl with anti-sjw opinions
>>
>>74368352
keep me posted
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>>74368411
>implying that hasn't happened already
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>>74368374
how edgy would it be to take a piss in there
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>>74368399
got called a bender
>>
hey haha
>>
corby is nazbol
>>
>>74368391
ooga booga me make gun
>>
>>74368427
>See mum? It's not just other fat teenagers, there's also this one blonde girl!!
>>
>>74368418
there's no way in hell Parliament would allow that. even still would that still get rid of the doomsday subs? or the U.S. shield wall, even tho you have no control over that ;)
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>>74368392
because you're a communist cunt who hates NATO and the west

Wash your hair
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>>74368435
yeh but why
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>3,000 wasnt enough
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>>74368427
this website is full of horny teens who lust over the most average of women
>>
>>74368434
i imagine you'd receive a lengthy gaol sentence
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>>74368427
they love this bloke too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnQbgShb6r8
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>>74368374
>Paul Keating
hmm
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>>74368451
parliament don't vote on triggering nuclear weapons you mong
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>>74368443
he's absolutely nowhere near
he's basically libertarian left i.e a trotskyist i.e a brain damaged retard
>>
>>74367961

Yeah, you stupid my man?
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>>74368451
Most idiotic post I've read in decades
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>>74368479
I meant they wouldn't allow the PM to get rid of your nukes. Wouldn't that have to go through parliament? not to sure how your stuff works but, in the U.S. getting rid of them would be voted on i assume.

However, launching them only requires the president, chief of staff and the head defense guy i believe.
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makes me feel a bit emotional 2bqh
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>>74368500
>let me tell you how your system is run based on my knowledge of our system
hmm
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>>74368314
It probably will be once it's complete. Doesn't matter what you say, you still think a long wall is more impressive than this road. Any road tbph, especially roads like motorways. Different league, different sport. I could build a fucking wall. There's nothing special about it, other than it being (somewhat) long
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someone say.... nazbol?
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>>74368513
thought obama was gonna put a mosque there
>>
How edgy would it be to take a piss on it?
>>
>>74368500
Army generals said they'd preform a coup if he wins anyway
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>>74368517
If the British government is actually stupid enough to allow one person to control the most powerful weapons on the planet, then they deserve to be nuked by the other nuclear powers.
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>>74368526
you would be beheaded
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>>74368526
would be the right thing to do
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>>74368362
kay well the common perception is that he won't be as militaristic as a Tory government, and that somehow makes him a monster according to remarks from English people I keep reading.
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>>74368521
Didn't realise Hammond was such an authoritarian.
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>>74368526
pure banter that mate
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>>74368561
>>74368561
>>74368561
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>>74368500
>let me lecture you on your system of government based on my assumptions about my own system of government which is completely different
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>>74368380
and HE'S the bad guy...
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>>74368556
no
>>
>>74368521
Generally Authoritarian is to the top and I thought this showed may as a libertarian for a second lmao
>>
>>74368521
>nige
>authoritarian

disregarded, cunt wants to bring back guns and privatise the nhs
>>
No one will ever take Jeremy Corbyn seriously because he is a pure socialist. Half the labour party don't even back him. He has no place in labour. His ideas are nice, but they don't really amount to policies because he has nothing to back them up. He's ruthlessly anti corporation, he thinks he can just tax big business to make the working class more comfortable, but then less people invest, business isn't so big, business decreases, bailouts, recession, economy unstable, and at a time of huge uncertainty no less.

How anyone could think any good could POSSIBLY come from him being in charge in the long term is deluded as fuck. Hate the tories btw
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>>74368589
this it fucked with my head tbqh
also nige is not very authoritarian
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