How do I tell apart Australian and Kiwi accents?

>>74365022

you'll know they're australian once they start to get on your nerves

>>74365022
One sounds like a bro and the other sounds like a kiwi pussy faggot

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>>74365068

>angry that kiwi elves out-elfed the elf nation

>>74365068
Literally this.

Kiwis sound like Aussies who have been kicked in the balls.

>>74365022
Remove the burger from your earhole.

>>74365022
Aussies sound like retarded brits and Kiwis sound like an Australian imitating a South African.

To me kiwi accent is way cooler than any English accent whatsoever (even Estuary or RP)
https://youtu.be/48rK243_Dxg

>>74365542

I wish you found a different video, one that isn't of an insufferable crazy teenage girl

>>74365542
trash

>>74365470

>Aussies sound like retarded brits

wow that is actually 100% accurate thanks

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Aussies are like where's the carr?
Kiwi's are like where's the car?
Hope that clears things up

Somehow, an American of all people actually does the best video on this subject.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEjIYJQ-NH8

>>74365035
watcha doin there franky?

There is no difference

>>74365022
Strayans
>sex = sex
>six = six

Kiwis
>sex = six
>six = sex

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>>74366182
3:08

>>74365948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg

>>74366826
More like

Australians
Sex = Seex
Six = Siix
Nine = Noin
Chicken = Cheekin

>>74367245
Oh and the classic one

Fuck = Faaark

>>74367267
Witness the eloquence of the Australian male in its natural habitat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX16WQjIWxY&t=2s

>>74367245
dick = deck
fish and chips = fush an chups

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>>74367415
We are Fush and Chups, whereas you are Feesh and Cheeps my Bogan friend.

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>>74367535

This is a blue board

>>74365022
Australians say car like "keah"

New Zealanders say like "Karh"

fush and chups

>>74365022
New Zealand uses British pronunciation of A
Australia uses US pronunciation of A.

Dance

Australia = Dae-nce
New Zealand = Darh-nce.

Chance

Australia = Chae-nce
New Zealand = Char-nce.

Can't

Australia = Cae-nt

New Zealand = Cah-n't.

Trance

Australia = Trae-nce.

New Zealand = Trah-nce.

>>74367754
Not true, depends which part of the country you're from. South Australians generally use british As. And some people just randomly say certain words differently.

Also I say cah-nt.

>>74365022
australians say "yes"
kiwis say "yis"

New Zealand: fish and chips
Australia: 鱼和薯条

>>74368102

Australia: "Why yes USA, you can certainly park your nuclear subs in Darwin"

NZ: "REEEEEEEEEE"

>>74365542
>even estuary

Estuary accents are the most subhuman sounding English accents

>>74368102
>Australia National Anthem
Australians all let us rejoice..

>New Zealand National Anthem
Oogba booga nunga wunga junga

Australia: Fuck off cunt!

NewZealand: That sheep has a tight cunt.

>>74365022
accents

>>74365542
agreed

>>74365022
we sound drunk, kiwis sound pissed off all the time

>>74367754
t. South Australian

they're completely fucking distinct accents

why are americans so stupid?