Why do burgers dress like the guy on the left?

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>>74363384
In America, it's considered explicitly gay to care about how you dress.

>>74363384

This is obviously from Crazy Stupid Love.

Context, anon.

because only gay cares about that stuff

>>74363948

adults*

>>74363403
>>74363948
how's hig school?

>>74363384
What's wrong about that? I'm genuinely curious. It looks comfy, and hides if you're fat or have a small penis.

>>74363988
wtf now i understand why americans wear clothes like that!

>>74363384
Guy on the right looks like an aryan ubermensch that's going places, has a highly respectable job, a beautiful wife and has a nice car.

Meanwhile Steve Carell on the left looks like a slouchy jew that lives in a worn down suburb with a wife thats fused to the sofa.

>>74363988
Makes sense.

>>74363384
At this point it is because of the Abilene paradox.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abilene_paradox
>In the Abilene paradox, a group of people collectively decide on a course of action that is counter to the preferences of many (or all) of the individuals in the group.

Everyone wears dumpy, cheap, shitty clothes because trying to dress "nice" or out of the ordinary from your friends and family ends up creating more headache than it is worth.

I was in a thrift store today looking through the clothes and wishing I could just wear whatever I wanted each day without it impacting my life too much. This is one of the big reasons I want to move away from my family.

>>74363948
I guess everyone who lived in the 50s through 80s was gay.

>>74364042
so you be saying that americans don't care about they dress cause they care too much about how they dress?

>>74363384
We don't put on any airs tbqh fâm
We are just humble, hardworking folks

>>74363982
graduated in 05

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>>74363384
If you dress like the real human bean in your pic people think you're a tryhard douche. He also is in his mid 30s. On the other hand, Steve looks like he is about to take his son to a ball game and let him get the biggest licorice rope they have. He is in his mid 50s as is past the point of giving a shit.

Bottom line: We do as we please. Note how non-Americans still have an inferiority complex after dropping $500 on an outfit

>>74363384
Holy shit, I am literally, LITERALLY, watching this movie at this very moment.
I take a break and open up /int/ and see this thread.

>>74363384
he looks like big rapper kid

>>74364143

I hate when that happens and they spoil it for you.

>>74364062
>implying they weren't
Sure is bluepilled in here. Why do you think they're bringing in so many Mexicans?

>>74363384

Anybody from /fit/ here?

How long would it take me to have a body like the one of Ryan Gosling?

>>74364077
In a certain way, yes.

Right now, I live with my parents. If I started wearing nice clothes different from theirs I would be separating myself out from them and be considered "uppity". This would cause problems for me. And yes, there is a certain cultural programming I have received that says trying to look good is "gay".

>>74364128

only americans can take pride in dressing like shit

>>74364128
>it costs $500 to not dress like shit

Steve could've just bought a size or two smaller that actually fits him, but no he had to get the biggest baggiest clothes like a nigger straight outta the hood.

>>74363384
>canadian and american side by side
woah
its like....poetry, it rhymes

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>>74363384
Daily reminder fashion is the most important thing in looking good.

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>>74363384

Why are foreigners obsessed with wearing their social class on their sleeve?

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>>74364128
>If you dress correctly you are a try hard douche
>having an inferiority complex
Pick 2 you moron. You literally get jealous and pissy at the sight of someone dressing better than you.

>>74365922

why are you so obsessed with dressing like a 13 year old

>>74363988
but the shrimp dicked guys would wear better clothes to compensate

>>74365900
disagree, obviously gosling looks better no matter whos wearing what

>>74366009
I'm not obsessed with the way I dress because I'm not desperately trying to impress random people passing by me on the street I'll never talk to again.

>>74365945

French/English men = Stylish
Burgers and Can-fags = THUG UP YO LIFE (Style).

>>74363384
He dressed up for maximum comfiness.
You don't care about dressing fine and fancy after you turn 40.

>>74366050

you're clearly not obsessed with not looking like a 13 year old in front of your friends/family/colleagues either.

>>74363384
>tfw ywn be dressed as well as the man on the right

classy

>>74364239
yeah...

If I had Steve Carell money I'd dress like that too.

>>74366144
Go out, buy a simple button shirt (long sleeves, one colour, no stripes, blocks, etc.) and fitting jeans, and get some basic good looking shoes. Always tuck your shirt in the jeans, and make sure you have a belt on. Shit doesn't even have to be expensive.
Also, if you have to wear t-shirts, get basic ones without lots of text or other shit on it.

I did exactly that a few years ago and people have treated me way different ever since. Clothes really make the man.

>>74368562
Also, the colour of your belt should match with that of your shoes.

>>74368562
>jeans

I like his trousers desu

>>74368562
>basic good looking shoes
Such as?
Gosling is wearing really fucking obscure shoes.

>>74368745
I meant trousers I guess.
Though dark nice fitting jeans look quite well with a shirt too.

>>74368746
>Obscure shoes
Those are normal shoes actually. Please don't tell me you wear sporty sneakers with a buttoned shirt.

>>74368746
You could get that similar outfit from h&m for 100euroshekels