Why do white "people" have such thin lips?

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they're lizard people

>>74363314
>north american dindus feel proud of their protruding smackin' lips
why?

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>>74363314
Thats east asian thought

>>74363314
>tfw white and have huge lips

When the fuck do you start losing the collagen in your lips and then start getting thinner?
It can't happen soon enough.

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>>74363314
Do I have think lips?
I'm drunk right now btw.

>>74363425
For a white person yes

Why are you working whilst drunk?

>>74363314
Because they're not black

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>>74363314

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>>74363314
They don't. Lots of them have huge lips.

>>74363425
that's what mine look like.

>>74363437
AYO HOL' UP *smacks lips*

>>74363425
kalle?

>>74363314
My theory:

White people live in colder climates and coldness freezes then cracks plump lips, so it is better to have less surface area for a more vulnerable body part.

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>>74363414
It happens in your 30s. But enjoy them while you have them, anon. Women find it very attractive. I was a fool to not capitalize when I could.

>>74363485
What's your theory on why people from warmer climates have larger lips?

>>74363425
Finnish Sam Hyde

>>74363485
Sounds plausible, needs testing tho

>>74363500
probably similar to why dogs pant or have wet snouts, to evaporate water and cool down the skin. Idk 2bh

>>74363553
Hmm...sounds like bullshit but I believe it.

I'm pretty much almost completely Northwest European except for my lips, at around age thirteen when puberty hit my upper lip became more thick, I look like the average Checkyan of whatever they are called.

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>>74363314
liplets, when will they learn

>>74363450
I mean I agree with you but I'm like 90% sure angelina jolie had botox injections

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>>74364974
Nope. She had them even as a small child. And she was 16 in the photo I previously posted.

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>>74365000
TIL

>>74364964
Jay Z can probably use up a whole chapstick in one go

>>74364964
man jayz must give alright gobbies

>>74363314

They're not evolved to suck dick, unlike some other races.

>>74365000
this photo gave me some feels

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>>74363425
thank your Khan for those lips

>>74363425
>your average finnish poster
Flush yourself

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>>74364964
>>74365039
>>74365073

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>>74363578

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well, Kevin De Bruyne surely doesn't have thin lips

>>74364964
Is there an advantage to this? Or is it some evolution shit that didn't do anything bad or good so it just stayed?

>>74365442
probably this >>74363553
Weird how jay z has big lips though, i thought american blacks were bleached

>>74365410
>De Bruyne
>white

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>>74363314
not sure if I have the same but kind of I guess

>>74363435
He's Finnish

>>74363314
looks like his mum drunk a lot when she was preggers Tbh

>>74363314
I have big lips (not African tier but pretty much close) and I'm a purebred Slav.

>>74365000
Now it makes sense that she's such a nice person dispite her popularity now.