/brit/

ki-loh-mah-ter or ki-lo-me-ter

P&S @ this

ah yes the suburbs

Listening to techno

Been watching behind the scenes south park all night

https://youtu.be/YIOy1u5hV38

had a very important assignment to do last night so i did a wank and fell asleep at 10:30 instead

>>74365629
you just reminded me it's 5pm and i haven't had my third wank of the day yet, cheers

>>74365544
someone respond

>>74365544
meme

>>74363209
modern society really disgusts me sometimes

>>74365694
VERY helpful

(im being facetious it wasn't helpful at all)

>JPMorgan announces three cities where it plans to move hundreds of London-based bankers

this is what happens when you get in the way of the bonuses

the amount of shill marketing nintendo does on the 'ddit sickens me

Brexit.

>>74365777
sudden urge for weetbix covered in sugar

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found this little runt lying on the bed

the amount of shilling redditors do on 4chan sickens me

>>74365741
Stop browsing reddit you twat. What the fuck happened to 4chan where newfags can just freely post about using reddit?

>>74365791
give it a cuddle

Reddit is pretty good.

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my isp took my dns offline for an hour

tried to switch to google dns but couldn't figure out how

gave me a bad case of the old anxiety shits

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>>74365704

>>74365790
dont care but your (You) highlighted my trips to me so your post wasn't entirely useless

>>74365777
I rate this post 52 out of 100. It was meh. I wouldn't preorder it, but pick it up in maybe two years when it's on sale.

>>74365806
wish i was a newfag instead of wasting 6 years on this shite

objectively speaking, if you have black friends you aren't a racist

haha remember that time we voted to leave the EU?

great times

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https://youtu.be/IEIzuJZj03U

>>74365837
This. To be a proper racist, you have to have a purely racially pure social life.

Racial purity starts with the little things. Racially pure family, racially pure friends, racially pure puppy, racially pure car, et cetera. The Reich wasn't built in a day.

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brexit was 11 months ago

anime is fake

When can we start building a wall around the island?

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>>74365727
>hundreds

am i a racist if i think white people are beneath me as well?

not enough people posting fast enough. why dont any of you have anything interesting to say?

Let's read into the "thing was X years ago" gimmick. Time. The passage of. We are distraught, as represented by sad Pepe. The passage of time is alerting to us. Wasted time: our life fleeting away. Death. *the rest of this post is in interpretive dance*

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>>74365924
if i were an interesting person i wouldn't have ended up here

>>74365818
Hmm... Very nice

i can't get turned on by asians they just look like children to me

Shan't be posting anymore after posting several interesting posts and naught recieving a SINGLE (you)

I need you out of business sunshine

>>74365582
nah those retards won't stop listing to trap and dubstep anytime soon.

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>>74365951
I think their complete lack of features does it for me

>>74365951
I have the same problem but with people under 18.

>>74365903
No, you're a fucking goon brah. I should come smack you with my thong mate.

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Due at my desk in 40 mims

Gimme Brit colloquialisms for "that's cool" or any variations

>>74365970
i enjoy this gimmick

@74365958
Good riddance leaf.

Sent from my Desktop

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brexit is the proverbial spearhead of the metaphorical pike that's being driven deep into the allegorical heart of the EU, causing it to hemorrhage uncontrollably

and trump, le pen are the euphemistic killing blows

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>>74365582
techno interests me

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>>74365924
I hate everything

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>white guy bad
>black guy good
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>74365993
what a dork hahahaha

>>74365979
Cool, smashing, grand, quality, belter.

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>>74365992

My willy is the proverbial spearhead of the metaphorical pike that's being driven deep into the allegorical vagina of your mom, causing it to figuratively hemorrhage uncontrollably

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>>74365863
>>74365979
>>74365992
>>74366007

>>74366003
bit racist of you to think this is racist

>>74365993
So does homosexuality and child rape by the looks of it lad.

>tfw people on /fa/ think this is fashion.

>>74366003
is idris elba the only good black actor?

>>74365992
>Trump
Ah yes, the self-described globalist, definitely a threat to the EU, very good

>>74365979
we say sound to mean someone is nice

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>1493118128119.webm

That's mint
Sound
Fair one
That's bloody handsome
Proper job
Proper tidy
Proper
Splendid
Spiffing
Spot on
Wicked

>>74366011
sissy Britty
hwot a pity

Holy fuck! I've just noticed I'm reliving High School.

I'm having the exact same anxiety, the exact same hang ups, I'm getting away to the exact same types of places and wasting my time engaging in the same repetitive escapist activities.

I thought I'd gotten away from all that, but I've fallen into the same cycle.

>>74366016
he's not black he's british

me and the boys hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NThseUvIhZQ

>>74365979
sick one lad

>>74366055
>sissy brit
goes without saying

>>74366058
people don't change

>>74366060

ORIginal british man was a BLACK man
kang arthur had a perm and his wife was weaved up
#realHistory #XposeDWhitey

>>74366058
*bullies you*

>>74365544
Keel o meter

just edged for about 5 hours

good orgasm but now i feel throughly disgusted with myself

think i'll head to the gym in an hour and a half when it opens

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>just edged for about 5 hours

>>74366058
Holy fuck!

Breaking rocks in the hot sun,
I fought the law and the law won

>>74365544
ki-loh-mah-ter
ki-lo-me-ter sounds far too yankish, too much emphasis on each part

>>74366060
I was confused by this post at first, but I got this reference. It's a reference to that Tory party poster posted here last weekend.

[*Text* "Labour Say He's Black" *Text*]
[A picture of a black man]
[*Text* "We Say He's British" *Text*]

The point being the left-wing mentality engages in rampant tokenism despite claiming to be the non-racist side.

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hey thailad i have another tech question for you

what are your opinions on google public dns

can switching dns complicate things between me and my isp

are there any other public dns besides google that are fast and reliable

thanks thailad

>you can generally
>as a general rule
>generally speaking

Sign that someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about is about to talk about something they know nothing about.

>>74366147
been browsing the reddit?

>>74366147
this t.g.h.a.e.a.h.a.y.a.t.h.a.e.y.j.v.a.h

> apparently
Another word used by people who don't know what they're talking about.

Just renewed my license lad. Only 14 quid, was a lot cheaper than I was expecting.

>>74366058
I did this too.

>in high school I use to dress in chavvy gear like Bench, Fred Perry, Adidas, FCUK etc...
>hobbies drinking, video games and football
>go to uni and change because after school I became more introverted and more 'loser'.
>wear t-shirts related to my hobby (gaming and comics)
>fast forward to me being 29
>wearing bench, fred perry, adidas, FCUK etc...
>hobbies: Drinking, football and video games (if replaying old games and like maybe 2 new games a year counts.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXmTFVHh2Ao&t

I'm the black guy in this

weasel words

i thought Master of None was very meh but the rest of my fellow redditors think its a masterpiece

malignant motions

>>74366137
Google DNS is basically a data tracking dragnet, there will be more latency between you and google than you and your ISP too. It's actually a really complicated topic if you wanted to get into it but primarily it's less privacy imo.

There's a few alternatives you could find through a search such as OpenDNS. Although the cons usually outweigh the pros when using an alternative DNS. If you have no real reason to change, I wouldn't bother.

>>74366147
>I'm making an educated guess here.
No, an educated guess wouldn't be educated, it's a fucking guess.
>I'm not an expert but
you're right, you are not an expert so fuck off with your opinion.

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Brushing up on my Classical Nahuatl.

already looking forward to luncheon lads

will be getting two beef gyros from arby's x

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>>74366212
my isp likes to take my dns offline for an hour at random times

it's annoying 2bh

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ur all cunts fuck u all.. sorry lag

people who are into languages are the worst kind of people out there

>>74366201
I'm 33. Why do you kids keep trying to push this meme that everyone here is 18-22?

>>74366252
why the fuck are you on /int/ then

>>74366252
no that's people who are into food

>>74366147
I say that when I need to contrast it with a particular instance.

ill be 29 in a few months

havent had a proper birthday in over 10 years

i usually forget about it myself

>>74366255
I got you beat,im much younger than you but don't have a driver's license (I use a skateboard to get to class_)

/brit/ should find this VERY relatable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3Regj6nAg

>>74366259
>the mother of all egg sandwiches

>>74366239
Then yeah, you could experiment and find whatever works for you. Unfortunately I've never heard of a great alternative which doesn't have it's own disadvantages.

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my shoulder on the right

thailad are you a network engineer or wha lad?

>>74366309
Nah, I'm basically jack of all trades at this point.

>>74366303
that bouncer should be done for murder desu
its his job to deal with drunks, why did he get so angry at that?

>>74366201
Life is suffering lad.
>>74366270
>tfw I forget it's my birthday coming up till someone brings it up.
>tfw I forgot I'd be 30 this year until someone asked me what I'm doing for my 30th.

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>>74366303
fucking owned.

like feel bad the kid died, but also. Lol.

>>74366309
What kind of businesses in Thailand work with servers and travel around a lot? Possibly the kind that sells digital videos and needs to stay out of the eyes of the law.

>>74366328
good post
>>74366330
bad post

>>74366328
i think he is getting done for manslaughter but because its the independent they wanted to focus on how cool and epic it was that this kid died

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>girl makes some 80s joke and is surprised I don't get it
>apparently she thought I'm in my mid-30s
>I'm actually 27

>>74366259
close second

>>74365791
fuck it

>>74366275
me in the back with the puzzled look on my face wondering how it came to this

Don't have sympathy for arrogant students 2bh
The whole lot need to be lined up against the wall

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>>74366303
posh faggots getting they shit pushed in buy a new skull with ur dads money u nigger rofl

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>fucking owned.
>like feel bad the kid died, but also. Lol.

>>74366330
hi /b/

a lot of shit maps in the rotation today
hate games that have systems like this

>>74366360
thought this was a new viper gimmick where people use arabic text but then i opened the image

How big of a deal is not filing your tax return?

I would, but I've just been too busy.

>>74366387
>yank does a reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXmTFVHh2Ao&t

I'm the black guy in this video

>>74366390
you're literally going to get bummed in prison

Just had a mosey on over to r/The_Donald

Never seen such a high concentration of runts, a beautiful farm

im 23 but mentally 14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amsQ0cO1Sqo
me lads

>>74366390
you're figuratively going to get bummed in prison

>>74366378
rep-rted for giving me a bonner
>>74366395
fuck, i replied to the wrong guy, i obviuosly meant this dude >>74366357

>>74366303
Used to fuck with poor people like that but kept on my guard tbqh.

am having pizza and beer on a Wednesday

hahaha what am i LIKE

>>74366401
My mom was telling me that missing the deadline puts me on some record. Haha.

humanities runts and stem memelords are equally worthless

would never hire a college graduate unless the job requires the skills taught such as lawyer or doctor

>>74366416
you sounds like the type of guy that would be a great person to hang out with no more than once a week but no less than once a month

Would you like to try some spicy som tam?
https://youtu.be/G1NCthB4Jc4

>>74366411
appreciate that (you) senpai

>>74366303
Chat shit, get hit.

Anyone remember the bird who hit the guy then got smacked into a coma?

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therapist was attempting to teach me how to meditate yesterday
i decided to mess with her a bit and played along for a good 10 minutes until she got bored and said "ok we're done now" kek

Dear Mr Yank Poster No. 74366428

I was NOT addressing the likes of YOU.

Thanks,

Bruce

>>74366426
>get a degree in criminology
>work full time at McDonalds.
Life choices lad.

hungry for chicken noodles but if i eat them now i won't have anything for later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikgHjXwgsz8
also me irl lads

stole some runt's chicken noodles
can't wait to watch him FLIP

I don't believe in social classes. Simply don't exist. We're all people. Some people are just less endowed in the having cash department and others are more endowed in the having cash department.

hungry for chicken noodles i will eat them now because i have more for later

>>74366448
Went to a therapist a few times.

Told her her tea was awful one time and she legit teared up. Bird was a mess.

where are my chicken noodles

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Caranator

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sexually repressed women

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at my desk

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>>74366011
Worth every second

saw some fatass sit down at his desk

Anyone else used to love the feeling of having your shoes fitted as a kid. Pressing on your toes through the shoes.

why does nothing described as chicken flavour taste like chicken

sexually repressing my room mate's chicken noodles

>>74366011
fantastic

>>74366482
Stop staring at your phone and do your job. We don't pay you good money to RP as a flag on a frog-posting website.

So had a chippy box last night lads, then went to sleep. Woke up and was sick for a good hour. Still feel shitty. Don't think it's food poisoning though, because I don't have the shits or sweats.

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>>74366498
+1

>>74366481
desperately want to have a qt wearing a hijab put my willy in her mouth

>>74366477
shoulda shagged her

So had a chippy box last night lads, then went to sleep. Woke up and was sick for a good hour. Still feel shitty. Think it's food poisoning though, because I have the shits and sweats.

>>74366498
Clarks had a machine that would measure your foot. It was amazing

A fun and tasty snack or quick meal, MAGGI Chicken flavoured 2 Minute Noodles are the most popular flavour in the range. Simply break the noodle cake into quarters and cook on the stove top or in the microwave.Stir in the contents of the flavour sachet. Serve with or without broth as desired. To boost the goodness in your bowl, add lean protein such as cooked chicken, beef or prawns and plenty of vegetables.

Available in 5-pack and 12-pack variants.

Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods.

Are there decent quality shoes cheaper than Loake (~£150)?

Art is derivative, culture is derivative, people are derivative. Plagiarism? I call it heredity.

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>>74366477
was your therapist attractive

mine is alri

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>>74366529
>machine
The one round my way just had that foot tool thing where you put your foot on it and they move they bar to your toe and tell you your size. I wouldn't call it a machine.

>>74366556
good leaf post

speaking to the captain of the gate lads, he looks a bit bent lmao

wanted to see how bad 2 minute noodles are for you and the first thing i read mentions some shite about GMOs
shall be eating them out of spite from now on

>>74366556
thank you Sam Harris
please reduce my life to the big bang, thyroid hormones and miley cyrus nudes

THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

"""Art is derivative, culture is derivative, people are derivative. Plagiarism? I call it heredity." ~ Oscar Wilde" ~ Carlos Mencia" ~ Me

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*blocks your path*

>>74366557
She's okay but she's like 15 years older than me.

>>74366564
he's probably talking about one of those things that you stand on and it has a screen in front of you and it measures a bunch of shit including how high your arch is etc.

>>74366564
nah not that. It was a machine that somewhat resembled a treadmill you put your foot inside and the sides moved in

>>74366584
Prefer Nazi Goring.

""""Art is derivative, culture is derivative, people are derivative. Plagiarism? I call it heredity." ~ Oscar Wilde" ~ Carlos Mencia" ~ Me" ~ Michael Scott

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>>74366575
>>74366584
i eat these almost daily and i haven't had a heart attack yet

all this talk about them is making me crave some

>>74366584
no thanks xheng-dong

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>>74366578

>>74366585
>85 ▶
> >>74366557
> She's okay but she's like 15 years older than me.
how is this ever a problem? lol

*smiles at you from across the room*

A friend of mine got a £4000 bespoke pair of shoes and they made a custom-made lasts matching his feet specifically.

>>74366630
sounds like a waste

>>74366623
Mr Macron don't you have a campaign to run

SHAN'T be attending me own funeral, lads.
Seemed inevitable at this point.

>>74366597
like this
https://youtu.be/TayqGPwRhIw#t=20

doing a death metal listen

really is the patrician genre of not just metal, not just rock 'n' roll, but music as a whole

Feels good not to be a numale

bit offended when yanks come in here acting like anglo posters lads

they're stealing our culture

the best thing about China becoming the new world superpower is that the dominant cultural output of Hollywood Jews will be finally usurped. Chinks will be the new main moviemakers and they're not nearly as subversive and degenerate as secular American Goldbergs

>>74366648
also this video is fucking amazing

>>74366639
They were supposedly v. comfy.

>>74366599
How young are you

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>>74366658
t.

>>74366630
I have a $10,000 bespoke porcelain testicle holder. It fits my balls perfectly. Poor people will never be this comfortable.

i'm half irish and half german

i'm anglo

>>74366666
nice kevs lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxB7Qqc-NY

>>74366658
>>74366659
We have the same culture you dumb shits

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Doing a toke city centre

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>>74366658
>aussie
>'our' anglo culture

>>74366666
I'm 27

>>74366679
you roll like the 16 year old you clearly are
fuck off

>>74366677
The kikes of California and New York run the cultural narrative of America and they are not Anglos

>>74366670
Did it hurt? Do you keep it on the mantelpiece?

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. Churchill was an old-school imperialist who believed that Great Britain needed to maintain sovereignty over its global reach no matter what and that the Nazis fighting the Soviets was a bonfire he wanted ringside seats to. The consequence of this is that Churchill spent more time fighting third-world revolutions during World War II than fighting Hitler until Hitler attacked Great Britain directly.

I get why he is lionized so much in British media (and why they keep making endless fucking movies about him over and over again). He represents a charming mythology during a time of extended post-imperialist angst that gives British traditionalists a sense of greater purpose in an uncomfortable age, but the dude was a straight shitbird and a racist fuck.

When Mahatma Gandhi launched his campaign of peaceful resistance, Churchill raged that he "ought to be lain bound hand and foot at the gates of Delhi, and then trampled on by an enormous elephant with the new Viceroy seated on its back." As the resistance swelled, he announced: "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion." This hatred killed. To give just one, major, example, in 1943 a famine broke out in Bengal, caused – as the Nobel Prize-winning economist Amartya Sen has proved – by the imperial policies of the British. Up to 3 million people starved to death while British officials begged Churchill to direct food supplies to the region. He bluntly refused. He raged that it was their own fault for "breeding like rabbits". At other times, he said the plague was "merrily" culling the population.

Seriously, though, fuck Churchill. At least Americans have the tact not to make movies about Andrew Jackson. (Although our president loves to compare himself to the guy and has a picture of that particular taint fungus in his office.)

>>74366679
Dude, city centre always smells like weed. Cut it out, lmao.

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>yank offers me some chips
>he hasn't got chips

>>74366697
>kikes don't run the cultural narrative of the uk

lol

>>74366702
make sure he says hot chips next time

>>74366692
You alright mate? Was a perfectly normal role. And I'm 18

>>74366659
being a superpower requires having a military

*sneezes*

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>>74366709
Frozen hot chips?

>>74366700
shan't

>>74366697
No, but they are hardly inferior in any way and we've failed at every turn to their subversion.

It is clear that universe provides the means to people who collude and provide at all costs for their own race as evidenced by the 5,000 year history of the Jewish people.

They've needed not a single sword or gun to take down entire civilizations, just time and generational grudges.

>>74366657
>>74366657
>>74366657
please visit /asean/, they want the colony feel again

>>74366716
thats like calling bread cold toast

>>74366697
If american culture is actually Jewish then I am ok with jews

>>74366716
we eat McCains

>>74366723
>>74366729
what do you say if your hot chips go cold?

>>74366700
>our president

Ah yes, an American reddior talking about wartime Britain and, while ignoring how Churchill rallied the people to win a war so horrific it nearly tore our country apart, only to focus on calling him a racist bigot who doesn't deserve to be remembered, very good very good, please continue.

>>74366726
>>74366720
^these aren't actually "americans", just cucker carlson fucbois

Upper East side pussy

>>74366698
It's a porcelain made with a particular rare clay and tempered according to a traditional Chinese method so it's soft and comfortable. I keep it on the end table next to my divan, which is across from my bidet.

>>74366736
they're room temperature chips

do NOT reply to me THANK you

>>74366736
cold chips

>>74366406
when trump started drumpfing they doubled down on their support for him
theres also like 50 anti trump subreddits now. The website is literally full with shills and bots

honestly australia is a lot more like america than it is like britain

people just think it's more like britain because of the accent and no black people

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>>74366700

>>74366770
You've never been to Australia or Britain have you buddy

>>74366756
what are real americans. Explain pls.

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china has been around since 1800BC and not once in their history have they invaded another country. not once

what makes anyone think that will change now when the world is more peaceful than ever and global trade makes us dependent on each other

i just don't understand the whole "china is taking over the world" gimmick. it has no basis in reality

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>>74366780

>>74366783
>and not once in their history have they invaded another country
Noggin status: joggin

>>74366780
>"ACKSHUALLLY, im okay with jews, but it's the zion-o-marxist facists i hate!"
that's you above

>>74366783
>not once in their history have they invaded another country. not once
dont believe this 2bh mate.

>>74366786
I don't live anywhere near florida fags or the sea of inbred retards that surround them

>>74366777
Hes totally right though. Australia is far more like the states except in superficial ways like driving on the left, your accents, cricket and other things

>>74366783
they didn't have time to invade other countries when they were busy trying to keep that whole region under one rule

>>74366783
*replies in Tibetan*

new brother nathanael

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM7pONWV3Ho

advertisers will buy reddit accounts if the account has a certain amount of history behind it

they then use the account to shill products, viewpoints, etc and because the account has "power" behind it then readers are more likely to give the post weight

>>74366761
>>74366763
cold hot chips?
>>74366770
As someone that has known a lot of Americans and Australians I can promise you Australians are more similar to Brits. Yanks and leafs are in their sports bars and Brits, Aussies, Kiwis and the Irish are in the pubs.

>>74366783
Just off the top of my head, the invaded North Vietnam, Tibet, East Turkestan, and currently are trying to take over Arunchal Pradesh (if that's how it's spelled).

>>74366786
>Darwin
A case of unnatural selection scaled back from theory

>>74366783
Your brain is a walnut mate, maybe /pol/ is more your speed

>>74366783
>implying China was one country.
The Han Chinese are not only invaders,they are colonizers, completely eradicated countless asian cultures

>>74366812
lukewarm hot chips

>>74366810
open secret

the vast majority of what you see on reddit is manufactured

>>74366252
i find people who are into all those tv series the worst

>>74366802
>accent, slang, sports and traditions are culturally superficial

Okay and what isn't superficial in which Aus and America share a culture?

>>74366783
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_wars_and_battles

>>74366824
What if your Sheila takes your hot chips and puts in them in the fridge?

have you ever
ever felt like this?

off to have some fairy bread with a side of hot chips and sausage in bread

>>74365544
kuh-lom-muh-ter

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Love pints

I like women and I like wine and I've always liked it that way. *Doo-wop a wop Doo-wop a wop - ooooOOOoo*

>>74366783
china has invaded virtually every single one of their neighbours at some point in the past

might do an lnp (light nighttime poo)

Just ordered these lads:

http://www.herringshoes.co.uk/herring/pheasant-slipper/black-velvet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuqh96dNM9Q

I'm the black guy in this video

>>74366783
See, this is why your slant eyed, monoculture of fake European monuments will go nowhere but back into the mud from whence it came.

Your propaganda and shilling is so obvious that people will never take it for anything more than that.

Get back in your cubicle.

>>74366838
then they're fucking cold chips nigger nobody calls crisps cold chips they're just chips over here, at least where im staying

if i say the chips have gone cold or offer my bf some cold chips he knows i mean cold hot chips cause if i meant crisps i just say you want some chips (well actually I'd say crisps cause im not a proto-yank australian) but he'd say chips

>>74366838
id glass her

>>74366851
looks like cider

>>74366795
I don't give a shit who runs the show. All that matters is that I can live my lifestyle on my own plot of land that isn't fucking tiny and nobody can do shit about it. Isnt that the roots of our culture?

>>74366851
hate wogs
hate muslims
hate leftists

not racist just dont like em simple as

>>74366851
GRACEVILLE

>>74366846
MELBOURNE

>>74366854
about to do a mmp (mid-morning poo)

>>74366878
You can still have a pint of cider mate get a hold of yourself

>>74366884
hell yeah i love bloons td

>>74366853
Those are just parts of China, it's like saying the UK invaded Northern Ireland.

>>74366885
>>74366887
hmm

>>74366878
Pale ale

>>74366885
NEWTOWN

>>74366833
Aussie/American dream of living in a house and having a car

Australia one of the only developed countries in the world without rapid transit because you are so auto dependent

Australia is just California if it were 90% white

>>74366899
TOWNSVILLE

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>>74366896
here we go

>>74366884
Love me some west coast FLorida/Naples/Coral SPrings/Tampa

vocaroo me some stuff lads

the real answer is they're both called chips and the only time you'd ever hear anyone say hot chips is if the tuckshop sold both varieties but more likely you'd just say chips and would have to specify a packet of chips for crisps

please like and subscribe

>>74366835
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathu_La_and_Cho_La_incidents
china shocked india rocked

>>74366910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

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>>74366892

>>74366870
Hot chips/chips is a concept too difficult for the lowly British brain to comprehend lad, no point explaining it to them

>>74366904
Without rapid transit?

What the fuck are you on about?

small sunglasses look terrible on people with big heads

done with EAP sometime ago

>>74366904
>Australia one of the only developed countries in the world without rapid transit because you are so auto dependent
Public transport is huge here, you're an idiot

>Aussie/American dream of living in a house and having a car
Yeah that's what every aussie dreams of and no british person has ever done that *cough*deanos*cough*

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*does a really stupid post*
*gets more (You)s than ever before*

i think i'm on to something here

>>74366870
Picture the scenario with me, you're on the phone talking to Bruce and your bloody missus has only gone and put your hot chips in the fridge, he asks on the phone "Oi Bruce, what you eating" you reply "Shelia only went and put my bloody chips in the fridge" he says "what kind of chips are you onna bout m8?", "hot chips you reply", "Why the bloody hell are you eating cold hot chips mate?"

This is entirely plausible and I want you to stop.
>>74366871
acceptable answer

>>74366904
Name one country where people don't dream of owning their own home and having a car
Honestly leafs need to just be rangebanned this is getting out of hand

>>74366904
Australia is pretty densely populated because 90% of the continent is inhospitable mars land. It makes sense that they can have cost efficient means of rapid transit

>>74366944
>"Why the bloody hell are you eating cold h̶o̶t̶
chips mate?"

That's what would happen

>>74366944
You wouldn't put chips in the fridge would you mate, on context alone you would know they meant they're eating hot chips that have gone cold from being in the fridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwEfBUE2EsM

>>74366939
Actually Aussie and American cities have the highest auto dependency in the world

>>74366910
i would if my downstairs neighbor couldn't hear literally everything that goes on in here. going to have to move.

>>74366969
How do you cunts keep digging this shite up it amazes me

Saw a video with twelve (12) views posted the other day of some queer cunt ranting about denuclearisation of britain

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>be German living in UK
>have thick accent
>locals can all immediately tell I'm German
>go to Yankland
>everyone thinks I'm French

>>74366962
>>74366965
Unacceptable replies.

>>74366993
BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN

>>74366929
Sydney and Melbourne only have peak oriented commuter rail systems

I mean, even Oslo, Stockholm and Helsinki have metros

>>74366993
Probably because you sound like a pussy and Americans are used to hearing Nazi shouting

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>>74366989
Even if that's true, ou really think that alone overrides everything else about australia. Sure, Australia isn't actually Britain, and it's large size and non perpetually-mild weather makes it fit in with America in some aspects but you really think it's closer to America just because of 'auto' dependency in cities?

Have you ever been to the UK? Have you ever been to Australia? I ask because I assume you're making all your decisions based off what you hear and not what you see.

hmmm, this is actually real

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1493792455073.jpg

apparently a lad I know found a girl from high school's nudes on the 'chon

shan't be clicking that

>>74367030
I'm a British citizen and I've got family there. Never been to Australia but ffs you run trains made out of 18 wheelers in the desert and British trains look like toys

New world= yankified

>>74367037
ahh yes

>>74367037
based civic nationalism

>>74367012
>even Oslo has a metro
>it's only a thousand years older and 20x smaller but that doesn't matter melbourne should have one too by now
>damn backward americans

Yes, Australian and American cities share a lot because both countries are far far younger and this means the cities tend to be more spread out and differently planned. This has absolutely nothing to do with culture and it only goes to the TINY portion of Australia that is cities. It's a bloody huge country mate.