/brit/

1st for Diane Abbott

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whoa

babestation

if you don't like women's feet you're gay tbqh

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Vote Labour

>>74360357
>shilling for capitalism
sweetie you know they aren't going to pay you for that?

>>74360399
>shilling for socialism
sweetie you know they aren't going to pay you for that?

>>74360315
>>74360300

holy fuck i just had a seizure

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493774037106.webm

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What's your favorite wanking method lads?

>>74360408
socialism is for all so it will eventually pay me once the red revolution happens

>>74360420
I'M HERE FOR A HORNY PISSING SESSION

hey you know where thailad be at right?
*gun cocking*
take me to him

>>74360432
good luck with that, I'm sure it will happen

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>>74356011
they're laughing at us again

Cut out all female contact from your life. Do not talk to women, do not engage them except for the absolute minimum required.

If you need sex go to an escort (it's cheaper than a gf anyway). You will be amazed how great your life will become once it is rid of those parasites.

To do this you must first renounce all your bluepill ways and recognized women for what they are, vile disgusting creatures not worth the dirt under your boot.

>>74360425
are you familiar with the Jackrabbit Method?

>>74360470
It's just the same autismo yank replying to himself through the whole thread

state of him haha

Today was truly a blessing from Kev

>want to shag girl
>she says she's kinky so say i am too so she'll shag me
>invites me to her house
>just have vanilla sex but with harder spanking
>she says she wants to be degraded
>insult her a bit call her a slag
>she says she wants me to piss on her
>say "oo you'd like that wouldn't you"
>don't piss on her
>shagging her again last week
>she brings up the pissing thing again
fuck sake do i really have to

I tried being schizophrenic for a while, but it was too expensive

I couldn't handle all the invoices!

*laugh track*

>>74360364
good lad

>>74360479
Describe it to me in detail

>>74360438
so take your COCK in your HAND

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>>74360505
font

Cut out all irish contact from your life. Do not talk to paddies, do not engage them except for the absolute minimum required.

If you need shitposting go to an aussie (it's funnier than a potatonigger anyway). You will be amazed how great your life will become once it is rid of those parasites.

To do this you must first renounce all your bluepill ways and recognize paddies for what they are, vile disgusting creatures not worth the dirt under your boot.

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>>74360473
alri Rob

>>74360473
>>74360505
>>74360539
nary a word

>>74360505
*pisses on you*

Enjoy your piss girl mate

>>74360505
Kinky is a catch all term. Just say it doesn't make you comfortable.

>>74360505
need a gf obsessed with piss

Just pissed inside my gf

>>74360505
her initials arent "A.H" by any chance are they? this sounds exactly like a girl i was seeing for a bit, every time we saw each other she'd randomly say something like "oh and dont get me started on watersports"

>>74360505
do it you pansy runt

>>74360563
she only says it during sex so maybe she doesn't actually want it? i mean it's totally impractical to do it on her bed it might get on the carpet

>>74360558
just thought can any stds be passed on by piss? fuck knows where she'd been

>>74360567
you can piss on her while i shag her lol

can't imagine wanting to be pissed on

what the fuck do women get from it

need a big lad to laugh at my tiny willy in front of an audience of girls

>>74360597
no her name begins with an M, fucking grim isn't it lad

>>74360603
maybe they feel cold and don't own a water heater?

>>74360602
No mate you can't get STIs from piss

>>74360616
reeee go to bed normie

nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

>>74360616
if im honest i might have considered trying it if she just shut up about it or only brought it up every now and again, she was obsessed, and too right its grim, shame too because she was pretty fit

business idea: build a wall around the UK and make the EU pay for it

follow up business idea: rebuild hadrians wall and make scotland pay for it

follow up business idea to follow up the follow up business idea: state monitored ladder licensing

the more attractive a girl is, the more i am willing to do to/with her sexually

insane to think that i would literally eat the perfect girl's shit straight from the tap but her shit is the same as anyone else's shit

>>74360626
Your posts are really bad

Hello boys, M here

Someone piss on me

>>74360626
piss isn't that warm

>>74360602
If she's just saying it during sex she probably is just saying it because it sounds hot to her. Don't think too much into it.

>>74360655
why is it always a yank saying this? really don't care

>>74360655
>>74360654
Statistically, only one of these posters are white

>there are people out there that have never left NYC
is their entire life just this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J70MWc8SLGs

>>74360655
don't reply to the spic

FUCK THIS HOT WEATHER

A massive spider just claimed onto arm, big aggressive black fucker, I managed to trap it in a plastic bottle what do I do with it

Dunno how hot countries like Australia deal with these predators.

>>74360664
no it's a lot warmer than you expect

t. have pissed on myself in the tub

>>74360683
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/27/nyregion/born-in-the-basement-and-never-left.html?_r=0

>>74360708
let it go outside

>>74360683
kev's dream

>>74360708
take a pic and upload it here

>>74360631
thanks wanted to be sure

>>74360646
yeah i mean she hasn't asked me about it when we're not having sex so hoping its just like a fantasy like she's already turned on so she's listing ways she'd like to be degraded or whatever, i think i would instantly regret it the moment piss started to leave my penis

>>74360668
hope so ahaha

>>74360598
>puerto rico
yeah sure you love to piss all over women after you've cut their heads off for the cartels

>>74360597
a lot of girls seem to be into piss

they are probably jealous that we can blast their faces with cum and they want to blast our faces with something. standard penis envy

>>74360708
just squash it ffs

they call him the <Reakin' Rican>

>>74360567

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493775956071.webm

>>74360708
Let it bite your ballsack

>>74360729
>a lot of girls seem to be into piss

is....is this true?

>tfw life goal to drunkenly piss in public with gf on way home from night out

>>74360728
>after you've cut their heads off for the cartels
wrong cunt, those are the Mexicans
pussy runt

>>74360708
make it a little hat and gloves

>>74360758
you never pissed in public with a girl?

>>74360767
so you don't speak spanish?

Got a date tonight but quite nervous because I always manage to fuck up in some way and second dates are rare.

>>74360795
lmao

>>74360795
no

>>74360788

no, ive only ever had one girlfriend and she was pretty shy/timid(i was at the time to be fair) and no i suppose we just never got around to it

>>74360708
Spiders are nothing. A fucking huge wasp got into my room earlier buzzing and angry, scared the crap out of me

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>>74360727

>>74360737
Nah I'm not cruel

Its kind of nice watching it squirm and struggle

I'll let it outside though

Or at least I'll open my window, open the bottle cap and let the bottle fall down

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>they harvest the cereal, the husked plant
grain?

>>74360796
Have you tried being yourself?

>>74360796
have a spot of whisky before you leave la

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wish I could speak Welsh

might learn it when I'm finished with uni

>>74360815
sure you'll get to piss on the next one mate

If the pizza man takes 2 hours to make 1 pizza and drive 5 minutes again I may blow a gasket.

>>74360842

i dont really want to piss ON her, just with her, also
>next one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'd rather have a fanny pissing on me than be the one doing the pissing 2bh

>>74360826
spiders are bro tier. they eat flies and shit that are actually annoying. spideys just sit around in a web and don't bother you

today is the oldest you've ever been

and the youngest you'll ever be again

let that sink in

>>74360826
good lad

>>74360864
yeah, you don't get giant house spiders in yankland so you don't even know

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>>74360875
>let that sink in

>>74360918
yes we do. we get much larger spiders than you, and we actually get poisonous spiders.

>>74360864
I changed mind and just let it roam free outside my room, let it establish its own fly eating civilisation

>>74360748
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493776615276.webm

>>74360938
good lad

Seriously thought are alot of girls into pissing? This isnt fair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlAr1Um4se4

brainpain's reese basses give me asmr

You don't get house hippos in Bri'un.

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>>74360839

>>74360955
no but reckon you could talk them into it in the shower

t. virgin

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*blocks your path (away from the negotiating table)*

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>>74360992
delete this

>>74360955
they have to compensate for their lack of cumshot

>>74360946
>ooooooooooooo

Welsh, more like spwelshul needs

toilet fart poo bog nigger shit is not my president

>>74361047
pls stop bullying us

>n-word

alri liam haha

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>>74361047

OOOOHHHHHHHHH BURRRRRN

runt thread so far,
come the fuck on brits, entertain me
>>74360955
no, not here at least
hope not

>lefties constantly harp about how trump only won because russia leaked documents but they don't deny the validity of the documents themselves
really makes you think

Lads,
should I try haggis?

t. JF

(((Digimon))) is here

anyone recommend any old films (from the 60s or earlier) that aren't shit?

i think the oldest film i've ever seen is the original dracula, followed by 2001: a space odyssey, both of which were wank

>>74361119
wish beto were here

havign a lindt chocolate babbit

>>74361122

a trip to the moon, or whatever the original name of it in French is

>>74361111
try'n shag'us instead lad ;)

i wonder what green tomatoes taste like

brb testing it

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>>74361140
me too ;_;

>>74361122
dollars trilogy
especially the second and third are legitimately god-tier

>>74361089
don't think any leftie with half a brain thinks hillary is a saint
but she was a much better alternative to the_donald and a majorly republican white house

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>>74361122
yojimbo

>>74361122
12 angry men

>>74361163
my conclusions are as follows: not as nice as a ripe tomato but definitely better than a rotten tomato

>likes rick and morty
>thinks hillary is any better than trump
about to punt this spic back to redddit

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i've seen my therapist three times and she's never even mentioned going on medication for my 'pression and 'xiety even though i clearly have issues that i can't deal with on my own

she doesn't want to prescribe because of my history with alcoholism and started going off about some drug named benzodrine or something i've never heard of and saying how people get addicted. told her i don't know or care about that i just want to try some anti-depressants and then she referred me to someone else who will also likely not prescribe anything

i'm not sure what to think of all this tbhlads. nobody wants to prescribe anything

>>74360767
Same thing

i wonder if the guy who wrote hey there delilah is actually paying the bills with his guitar these days

reckon he was a one hit wonder desu

>>74361206
th'underground mon

>>74361194
try frying them

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/16760/best-fried-green-tomatoes/

dad called me a retard again today

>>74361232
very much doubt any member of the plain white T's are short of money considering they are still touring and selling albums

called my wife's son a retard again today

little rat thing; rat bastard

We NEED a black James Bond

>>74361122
Clockwork Orange ('71), Doctor Strangelove (64), Citizen Kane ('41). They say Lawrence of Arabia is great but I haven't seen it yet

>>74361242
you shouldn't eat unripened fruits or vegetables, it's the equivalent of noncery

onerous git

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>browsing /gif/
>thread about bailey jay doing sex wees
>redditors start complaining about people not respecting """her""" pronouns

>>74361294
have seen clockwork orange, and i was already considering dr. strangelove

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... white cat and brian snail picture 2 may 2017 ...

>>74361122
also Floating Weeds is comfy

>>74361218
thats funny. my doctor could not wait to bang me on them. i gave in, as it were, in the end.

little cat thing

>>74361341
did you like it?

>>74361266
oh yeah? well my penis is statistically likely to be bigger than yours

so there

>>74361362
same
get em for free too

have 1200μg planned for tomorrow lads

gonna wake up about 2 hours earlier than usual, drop it, then go back to sleep

waking up will be amazing haha

>>74361362
i doubt you told them you have a history of alcoholism

tim will recruit white cat to catch that little rat thing marcus hausen

>>74361405
youl be too excited to sleep senpai

too much choc

when did calendar years become a thing

like, did people 1000 years ago know that they were living in the year 1017 and use the term "the 90s" to refer to the 990s?

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digimon

we're blowin smoke in the air, we drinkin ice cold beer with your girl in my ear sayin "I just want to party"

>>74361438
ye

>>74361442
tits and that

>>74361382
it was alright

it was more of an experience of "ohhh so that's where that pop culture reference comes from" than anything else

>>74361218
spoiler that frog

sunburn doing my fucking nut in. at least I am white

>>74361485
post sunburnt body

Did you know the UK had one of the worlds first nuclear power plants, the first made for weapons, and it nearly had a meltdown? What it doesn't say in the wiki article is that when the fire statrted, they believed the reactor was just running hot, and so they vented the reactor, not only did this give the fire oxygen to get bigger, but allowed huge amounts of radiation to escape across the UK and Europe

>The Windscale fire of 10 October 1957 was the worst nuclear accident in Great Britain's history, ranked in severity at level 5 out of a possible 7 on the International Nuclear Event Scale. The fire took place in Unit 1 of the two-pile Windscale facility on the northwest coast of England in Cumberland (now Sellafield, Cumbria). The two graphite-moderated reactors, referred to at the time as "piles", had been built as part of the British atomic bomb project.[2] Windscale Pile No. 1 was operational in October 1950 followed by Pile No. 2 in June 1951.[3]

>The fire burned for three days and there was a release of radioactive contamination that spread across the UK and Europe.[4] Of particular concern at the time was the radioactive isotope iodine-131, which may lead to cancer of the thyroid, and it has been estimated that the incident caused 240 additional cancer cases.[4] No one was evacuated from the surrounding area, but there was a worry that milk might be dangerously contaminated. Milk from about 500 km2 of nearby countryside was diluted and destroyed for about a month

>people spending less than 6GBP on food a day
how

>GTA4 came out 9 years ago

christ

canadians have helped me understand why my older brothers got so annoyed at me when we were kids

i was an irritating little shit and i wouldn't shut up and fuck off

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>>74361341
just watch for a few dollars more you friggin scrub

>>74361492
it's under my shirt and it is painful to peel off my shirt in order to take a picture

>>74361495
greentext prose again and ill peel off your pimply face and heem your nose hole

>>74361496
there's people on /ck/ who spend that much per week

>>74361477
films on my 60s watchlist:
Persona
I Am Cuba
The Hustler
The Executioner
Los Olvidados
can't say how good they are but they have great reviews check them out

really REALLY wish we could trade the islland monkey in for beto

watch high plains drifter

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>greentext prose again and ill peel off your pimply face and heem your nose hole

>>74361525
it was referencing information sourced elsewhere, green text was used properly. now fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of you insufferable vermin yank

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>>74360497
>state of him haha

you sure showed him, buddy

taking a shit lads

Listening to Hitler speeches lads.

why do so many people have a bread knife in their kitchen?

when has anyone ever needed a bread knife?

>>74361598
>him
we know it's you, 'tus

got called a asshat in walmart

74361598
t. autismo yank

>>74361621
my rural farm cousin once called my oldest brother a "candy ass"

i like insults that compound the word "ass" with something else

>>74361620
>we know it's you, 'tus
are you gonna' start samefagging now?

>>74361527
No there aren't. Not in England at least.

>>74361496
They cook their own meals and buy in bulk. I could easily make a good curry, spag bol, fajita dinner or bangers and mash for 6GBP which will last me two full meals (2 days). Breakfast is a meme meal you don't need and lunch need only be a sandwich which is WAY less than 3GBP and you can treat yourself to a snack with it if you are fat.

Don't drink anything but water unless it's alcohol (in which case you include that as a luxury/night out spending from your disposable income, not as sustenance spending)

>>74361610
good lad

also enjoy goebbels speeches a lot myself

is dr. strangelove the origin of that riding a bomb while yelling and waving your hat around gimmick? because i've always wondered what that was from

>>74361657
>3GBP
what the fuck is this? good boy points?

>>74361645
got called "ass ears" at a gas station once because I didn't pull through to the next pump

>>74361553
is there anything you post that isn't about me? the state of you lmao

>>74361613
Made hot dogs today, needed a bread knife to cut the buns properly because I'm not a rat who rips them and I'm not a melbournite who has 'sausage in bread'.

>>74361496
I spend £40 p/w at aldi, always have food to eat.

>>74361667
yes

>>74361667
yes

>>74361670
About 4.5USD

>>74361645
ROODY POO
CANDY ASS

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just had sex with the arse gf lads x

>>74361703
>>74361702
fuck off

>>74361660
He has such a good voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUeD1_jZJkk

>>74361675
topkek never heard that one before. i like it.

>>74361709
would like to put my face between those cheeks

Date for tonight just texted me saying "What are your plans for tonight?"

Odds are she pulls out

>>74361709
>just had sex
FONT

>>74361742
reply "browsing the 'chon as usual"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlOv3BXSyJM

Based Spencer

>>74361682
>hot dogs

enjoying your pig anuses, murderer?

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>>74361720
>topkek

get the fuck out of my thread, nazi!

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>hate all normies
>you were born because a normie shagged a roastie

>>74360505
just be yourself

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>>74361798

>>74361797
i didn't post this btw it is some other yank hijacking my convo

these fucking yank posts are just awful. absolutely abysmal, terrible, bottom of the barrel, scraped off your shoe, lowest of the lowest possible denominator of posting quality. just some utter choke myself to death on my own fist-esque type shit, you know?

>>74361818
alri captain autismo haha

lads i read in the paper yesterday that the queen is dying

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might go to bed
night all

*queefs*

>>74361833

honestly though are alot of british girls into pissing on the sly? ive never heard anyone else mention it

>>74361851
have a good night
>>74361797
pepe is literally a kike nickname lmoa

>>74361843
why do you think there has been so much focus on will and kate these last few years? they're doing the tours she usually does. this is exactly what are lizzy had to do with phillip for her old man when he was dying. she didn't even know.

ready for summer lads

https://youtu.be/V0O0nzkESTI

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>>74361813
>your very existence is a result of the object of your envy

THIS IS A BRITISH GENERAL. ONLY POST BRITISH CULTURE!
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493449862371.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493449862371.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493449862371.webm

never been able to read the whole bible, it's just so horribly written, if i were a literary critic i'd give it half a star

>>74361906
it's a collection of books mate

wish i knew how to play the mandolin

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@74361906

>>74361919
yep and all 66 of them are hot vats of bubbling wanksauce

>>74361929
you mean manderin you plum. mandolin is what chinks talk

>>74361929
I'll teach you mate.

>tfw no lad to bum me

>>74361960
I'll bum you mate.

watching The Bear Show

>>74361781
haha

>>74361950
do you really know how to play it?

just wanna know if it's difficult or easy to learn cause if it's too hard i won't bother with it

benders are mentally ill

>>74361979
Oh how kind.
thank you.

When Americans say diversity they mean people that are not ethnically European, they view the world as white people who are all the same, are the default and uncool oppressors and the vibrant brown skinned, brown eyed, black haired diverse people who are eternal victims and moral.

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>>74361938
>>74361894
FOY hahahahhahaa

>>74361894
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493604101859.webm

>>74361987
if you can play guitar you can play any string instrument, except maybe the harp, but a harp's just a naked piano innit

if you are a man who does sex things with other men. your brain does not work properly

>>74361997
pretty sure this just goes without saying these days

very entry level stuff but you're on the way

good job

Need to recharge my chi lads

stop lookin at ma pusseh
ah caught yer

>>74362046
love that webm x

>>74361781
I will thanks. Fucking delicious mate.

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>>74362018
is this one of the "low income" accents i keep seeing /brit/ talking about

White scab kind of thing on my fore skin lads, any clues what it is?

Ah yes. Up for work at 4am. Splendid.

https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/more-furniture-collectibles/collectibles-curiosities/books/second-world-war-winston-churchill-6-volumes-chartwell-edition-1955/id-f_6098913/?utm_content=test&currency=gbp&gclid=CL-Dku3c0tMCFcyRGwodX1oIpQ&gclsrc=aw.ds

Just bought this

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>>74362077
yes

>>74361987
Yes, I do. It's a bit more difficult than guitar but not too much. I think it's worth it, it's a unique instrument not many people know how to play. Every normie and his brother knows guitar. I learned from my Grandfather. I'm sure there's plenty of resources online now.

Would you be more interested in playing Celtic or Bluegrass music? If the former, get an oval hole mandolin. If the latter, get an f-hole.

>>74362102

no bully pls

>>74362102
get out of our memes, and stay out.

Screen just went orange

>>74362116
>>74362124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

>>74362140
>2013

>>74360399
Yes but having a capitalist society ensures I can get payed by someone

>>74362111
wow anon you're so unique and special

Fuck off leaf

>>74362151

cant be arsed listening to it, what does it say?

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Found Splifflad on Twitter

go to bed lads

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>>74362272
pic related

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got a botched arse job

>>74362291

going in a minute, gonna have a quick smoke out of my window and listen to creepypasta readings on youtube, comfy night

>>74362102
so when a poor brit wins the lottery their accent changes to be more sophisticated?

>>74362102
she's not black or a muslim so she can't be from the south

>>74362349
no i think they just spend it on cocaine and burberry eventually dying from an overdose

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blueberry headband nug run is delicious

>>74362401
reddit

allegedly the chinese embassy in NK has told chinese people to leave the country but i can't find any reputable sources for this, only shitty tabloids

northern ireland is the most dire part of britain which itself is literally grim: the country

>tfw have the virgin voice

>>74362401
https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=232820&page=663

not every redditor smokes weed, but everyone who smokes weed browses reddit

I fucking love reddit.

>>74362445
nice

Hello weedit

watching the big bang theory lads

Who here is under 18?

>>74362560
every canadian

>>74362560
i'm 38

might do an ol' 'cide

THESE HAPPY DAYS ARE YOURS AND MINE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu6zZkIj08o

>>74362717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo99_PVhapk

>>74362726
shan't

Put some respeck on my name

>>74362769
>>74362726
>>74362717
>>74362693
>>74362619
>>74362579
>>74362574
Snap

i've been working out 3 days a week for the last 6 months and i'm still not ripped, what gives?

>>74362812
needs to lippo you fatty

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this is where i make the magic happen

>>74362812
Work it out

>>74362826
>this level of autism

>>74362842
>is unmeasurable

>>74362826
is this the battlestation of sargon himself?

>not getting your eggs from your own chickens

is there a surer sign of a runt?

>>74362826
Despise reddit /pol/ mongs

'kekistan' is the most cringy shit to ever come from this website

>>74362826
imagine if a girl saw that

>>74362900
not being a vegan is one

>>74362919
>>74362919
>>74362919

>>74362904
Implying this guy would ever be able to bring a girl to his house

>>74362900
An egg in the hand is worth two in the bush

>>74362936
buying eggs is fucked but getting them from your own chickens is fine
>>74362947
glad you're an idiot so i didn't have to cross-thread this

>>74363209
>>74363209
>>74363209
actual new