/brit/

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Danz

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anime

surely we already had our sovereignty when we democratically voted to leave the EU and take our sovereignty back

What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?

>>74358587
alri

last thread was a belter gonna be hard to top

e=mc^2 haha

>>74358671
nah

in hell they'd have him deleting new threads that were made on page 9 and they'd pay him for it

I have a talent for coming up with jokes, but it isn't very useful in day to day life. Would rather that I were hyper-autistic in a more applicable field.

>>74358706
...brian snail....

k-on is the thinking mans anine

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Karenime

>>74358701
actually I was feeling nice and deleted it

>>74358629

I've seen turtles you people wouldn't believe

having fleeting feelings of almost uncontainable rage without any real explanation. just keep getting urges to just pick up my laptop and smash it into my face repeatedly until my arms feel like jelly.

You don't get drunk by not drinking

Hello lads, Brian Snail here

How are we all today?

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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHER

>>74358725
tell us a joke then

>>74358725
become a sitcom writer

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>>74358734
Exquisite post

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>>74358704

>>74358747
get some meds

>>74358757
Brexit

the state of being a "man" and enjoying "cute cartoon girls"

>>74358752
feeling swipey

Business idea: Turn the whole of /int/ into /brit/ and instead of making a post you make a thread until /int/ is overpowered and subordinated

not sure if i should throw myself out of this 6th story flat i'm in head first so that my brains spill on to the pavement, or just watch the sopranos

did you support arsenal before the brain injury?

don't watch anime but don't mind animeposting

the pics are quite cute and sweet

>>74358792
Watch the Sopranos.

>>74358792
Watch sopranos first cos you probably won't be able to after

>>74358799
faggot

>>74358785
>>74311712

/int/ hates /brit/ litearlly still shaking from this thread

>>74358792
sopranos is a load of overrated wank, do the other thing

Brexit can still lose heres how: Donate all of your lifes savings to the remain camp!

>>74358816
shit taste

arsenal
arse anal
lmfao

>>74358794
very good post

>>74358830
enlightened post

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>>74358792
CARMELLLLAAAAA

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>>74358785
ah yes

>>74358830

don't get it

made a really long post about anime because the guy said "serious question" but i feel like he wasnt serious after all

>>74358706
Tingly

>there's a /brit/ general on /wsg/
kek

>>74358853
howling

where in britain do people say "sloth" as "slow-th" and could they please stop it

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493449862371.webm

*contemplative voice* hmmmm.... boobies

>>74358892
attenborough says slow-th so slow-th it is

>>74358892
I unironically have never heard anyone but people on tv (name atombra) say that
then again im from landon

>>74358907
literally what i just watched and why i asked the question

is 35k a year good for a first real job

>>74358860
two of those threads were mine

what's the name of that meme with the big american guy going "Barrack hussein obama aka ____ is NOT my president" clearly a finnish meme

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Quite literally cannot stop drinking this stuff

>>74358931
freedom aint free

Have talked to a Catholic priest recently and he told me something that made me laugh.

Apparently the UK Catholic clergy was very supportive of the massive Polish migration to the UK because they parishes were declining and they relished the prospect of new Catholic arrivals bolstering them.

But the Poles ended up forming their own parishes subject to bishops back in Poland, completely circumventing the British Catholic hierarchy and formally operating in the UK on a missionary basis.

He seemed bloody furious lads.

>>74358931
i dunno but do you remember the cuckio meme?

>>74358931
america bear

>>74358924
Yeah 35k euros for a first job is pretty good

>>74358924
Idk I got 300k starting

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>>74358931
freedom ain't free/le american bear/spurdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM0ee-BA9Z0

feelin this right now t b h l a d s

>>74358903
I know Rick and Morty is overrated and reddit but this pasta sounds incredibly bumhurt

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>>74358931
Started out as a Tim meme and was then adapted for other things

How did /pol/ become so big? It's easily the most important board on the site these days and by far the most high profile one, even a lot of normies know about it

I thought people were exaggerating with how bad this Bill Nye show is

Nope. It's really just awful

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>>74358946
>>74358957
found it, thanks my dudes
>>74358956
no what is that?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488733771505.webm

el puertorriqueANO

>>74359003
Skinny pete you got any ice?

>>74358907
would let attenborough be my bull

>>74358983
progressive trance is pleasant but extremely predictable

>>74359016
hahahaha

what is this

>>74359014
I watched that song by that woman he had on last night

was p bad not going to lie

puerto rican is back

>>74359050
newrunt
its a gay porno

>>74359050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkJ8BzbCspI

>>74359012
Same reason /brit/ is so popular or /sp/ match threads regardless of all awful they are. People enjoy shitposting.

The K gf

can't believe nobody else got >>74358853, deserves a second (You)

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>I know Rick and Morty is overrated and reddit but this pasta sounds incredibly bumhurt

>>74359085
everyone got it it's been posted a lot m8

Need my balls sucked by one of you lads

So who's it gonna be?

>>74359106
well now i feel silly

>>74359088
what is
"no gods, no masters" originally from?

>>74359078
funposting is one thing, a lot of /pol/ posters are mental though

>>74359124
rick and morty

I shall retire to my chambers now
goodnight /brit/

>>74359124
it's an old anarchist slogan

>>74359126
>a lot of /pol/ posters are mental though
Yeah.

is woooo riddim the greatest grime instrumental of all time?

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girl feet: y/n?

>>74359160
quite like this

better pic?

>>74359012
Polorisation and Identity politics increased

>le reddit and morty aahaahhah xDDDdd

literally more of a reddit tier gimmick than rick and morty

>>74359160
Foot nonce

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktSyfwnh2-M

>>74359085
Extremely leaflike post. Fuck off back to 'dit

dont care

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:British_republicans

sydney's finest

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>>74359200

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>>74359088
delet

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>>74359200

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>>74359180

anyone have an thailad rares

is turtlemong from sydney

Funny thing is none of you can actually deny rick and morty is a good show

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The ol' 'tlemong

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>>74359255
only known pic of thairunt

>>74359277
*denies it*

not a fan of chadposting

There are some good subreddits, usually centered around hobbies or famous people but they do exist

>>74359226
aesthetic tbwh

>>74359124
>ts English origin comes from a pamphlet handed out by the Industrial Workers of the World during the 1912 Lawrence Textile Strike.[1] The phrase is derived from the French slogan "Ni dieu ni maître!" (literally 'Neither God nor master') coined by the socialist Louis Auguste Blanqui in 1880, when he published a journal by that name

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post american bears

>>74359302
Yo reddit whassup AMA xD

>>74358777
quality cuck humour there

>>74359321
why did you post this in /brit/?

>>74359321
shan't be doing that

>>74359321
kekd

>>74359277
I can see why people think it's "reddit" but it's a more interesting show than American Dad or Family Guy.

>>74359183
why did you post this in /brit/?

best classic justin bieber bop?? one less lonely girl, easily

Listening to oasis lads

Very good band

>>74359358
Not because it's relevant. Because it's funny.

>>74359350
well reddit is probably more interesting than facebook

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>>74358777

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>>74359321

>>74359124
its actually a misquote of the highly influential musical score "No Gods, No Managers"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9kRXh2wHCs

THE NEW DARK SOULS GAME IS ALL WEEB

REEEEEEEEE THEY RUINED IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS LITERALLY ANIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74359016
hate yank dramas

>>74359277
it makes me laugh, I won't deny it, but it really does have reddit traits
>>74359341
why not? didn't you just post about an american tv show?

>>74359183
kek, delusional

watching dear white people

serious question, why is black face as part of a costume offensive?

I wouldn't care about white face
and literally no one cares about asianface

phimosis won't wake up for a few hours yet

>>74359386

Five finger death punch?

>>74359390
it's not a dark souls game mate

me luv u long time

>wanting to spend your evenings hanging out with the absolute worst people in your country as well as irishmen, canadians and even fucking yanks
>but worst of all, they don't even know who you are and will leave with no memories of you or knowledge that you exist
what is wrong with you all?

>>74359396
>unironically liking rick and morty
jesus christ
fuck off

Why are you lads obsessed with a lad who has phimosis?

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>>74359376
you said it frend!

Turtlemongs eyes are very unsettling

Clinton only lost because of America's unrepresentative political system.

>>74359390
new dark souls game?

*Establishes the 1000 year reich*

>>74359421
yeah but it's what the dark souls team are now doing instead of dark souls.

>>74359407
it's degrading and turns racial traits into something amusing

>>74359413
fuck off

yanks voted in this mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUuHDOq58XU&feature=share

*Creates a 32 county Socialist Irish Republic*

>>74359453

why did you post this in /brit/?

>>74359439
>>74359441

Does Turtlemong do drugs?

the numbers are there. MATHEMATICALLY, bernie can still win and here's how.

>>74359441
from software has nothing to do with it

Zou Bisou Bisou

yanks voted in this hitler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQYdEiNUZ4

that does it, i've had good enough of this child poverty, homelessness and failing education system, i'm just about going to vote greens you better be afraid tory scum

Got a really nice post lined up in another but too tired to actually put the words together

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4467144/Brussels-tells-EU-countries-reopen-borders-November.html

What could go wrong?

why is ireland called the republic of ireland if it is not a republic

>>74359448

What's your problem?

>>74359497
it isn't it's called southern ireland

>>74359426
don't care what you think yanki
>>74359407
I think it's because blackface used to be an actual thing in the entertainment industry, because they'd rather have whites dressed as blacks than real black actors. And they were always portrayed as dumb and naive

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>>74359440
*conquers you*

>>74359500
fuck off

>>74359481
like this post

>>74359471

ye

>>74359464
russian chicken

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>>74359448
say that online not to my face then see what happens

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Got a touch of the 'mosis

want a girl to slob on my willy

>>74359430

humans will always be obsessed with celebrity

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has turtlemong ever posted his dick
if not pics x

>>74359512
how did bydlo eastern europe end up so close in proximity to the greatest empire in the history of man?

imagine if phimosis shortened your life by 40 years haha

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b o k k l e
o
k
k
l
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@74359531
Do not save images I created without my permission.

Why's England got so many political parties that no one gives a shit about

>>74359535
who is this guy? why is he turtlemong? looks like a latin wog

asian housemate is being loud again lads

>>74359539
>>74359531
>>74359518
>>74359497
yanks fuck off

>>74359559
FPTP keeps them down

>>74359548

no but 'mosis posted his lmao

>>74359565
south asian?

>>74359430
yanks thought foreskin was a myth before they came here

>>74359576
doxxable info

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>>74359565

>>74359497
It is a Republic?

>>74359548
this is a perfect specimen of thicc

Lads, I'm gay

fucking kill yourselves scumbags

Sent from my iPad

>>74359590
Same

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vast majority of yank posts are complete shit

>>74359597
very much doubt beto owns an ipad

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>post a new profile pic on facebook
>first comment is a picture of ted bundy
>we look just alike (except he's older), down to the expression

>>74359500
I dont know what your post was about but the band you named sucks

>>74359531
FOY

business idea: a huge storm outside right now

>>74359477
it's bandai namco

>>74359597
*kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>74359608
when does he come on

sister's dropped her 4 year old daughter on me to babysit, what the fuck do i do? i hate children

please no nonce jokes im serious

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I love you Cara

>>74359626
put on the tv or sum in

>>74359626
drop it off the roof

>>74359626
just make sure it doesn't die

>>74359622
they're the publisher you absolute trick weapon

>>74359597
>Sent from my iPad
Actually buying crapple products with your AUD

Posted from my Android

>>74359626
dont you DARE touch that child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8VX1cyZrfo

>>74359622
bandai namco is a giant company that has teams working on multiple games at the same time. it isn't from software, so it isn't a souls game.
>>74359623
whenever he wants. haven't seen him lately

>>74359638
is that cara's antifa outfit?

>>74359614
no ma'am

>>74359626
Nonce

Reported to ASIO and the DSS

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>mfw found out Rhian Sugden is a roastie

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it's a shame the UK doesn't get snow

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go to bed little ones

>>74359590
>>74359605

Your flag is the international "no it's just in good fun (this is also a deflection from the fact that we are a genetic dead end of a people and are currently breeding are far below replacement rates from all the faggotry run amok)" flag

>>74359655
YES

>>74359588
really really is

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy smartphone

>>74359626
be boring as fuck. That way she'll complain to her mother next time she tries to do the same shit

>>74359658
It's her cute outfit :3

love pints... NOT!

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caracucks out

>>74359670
>Rhian Marie Sugden (/ˈriːən ˈsʌɡdən/, born 11 September 1986)[3][4] is an English lingerie, glamour model, and Page 3 girl.[5][1]

why are you suprised

>>74359638
wouldn't mind a warm glass of cara's weewee right about now

>>74359670
would probably urinate on him, I'm not pissing on the floor, that's horrible for everyone else

>>74359626
nudes pls

>>74359683
>breeding
ummmmm that's gross, sweaty x

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did all the finns migrate from this board?

haven't seen many of their flags lately

>>74359626
Play with her you autist. Wrestle or get Hungry Hungry Hippos™ or something. Christ

>>74359716

i get on perfectly fine with them you fucking passive agressive turboautist

>>74359716

I think I know just the 'man' to help you out here.

>>74359670
good god imagine falling into a fucking urinal

would never feel clean ever again. feel ill just looking at it

>>74359716
>get up early to shower just before he does on days when i can sleep in
howling at your autism

>>74359713
AJ looks awkward that he's being grasped by a crack witch

>>74359733
probably range banned again.

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>>74359718
I thought she might have a nice tight front bum instead of roastie meat flaps ;_;

>>74359733
>>74343863
>45 posters
try again sweetie

Sisters just dropped off her six year old daughter

Going to have so much fun playing with her

>>74359741

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAkUSVEv9-M

dont think id come out of the bath for a few days after this

>>74359716
pissing in the ribena

>>74359765
nonce

theory: he deleted that because he realised his housemate was a 'chon user

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>>74359755

>>74359716
move his furniture around by 3-4 inches every couple of weeks so he stubs his toe, be mindful of plugs though

>>74359737
>>74359739
>>74359751
>>74359777
Here's the post for all those who missed it (I do not give permission for you to include these (You)s in your overall (You) collection)

best passive aggressive things you've done to housemates that you don't like?
>steal their food
>listen to music loudly at annoying times
>hide their stuff
>bin their mail
>steal money out of an envelope that had been left on the living room table for for about two months cause he's an idiot on the same weekend as other housemate had friends over who had been sleeping in the living room so he would think it's them
>get up early to shower just before he does on days when i can sleep in
>shit in the toilet and make sure there's shit left in the seat when he has dates over
>use his bathroom products
>keep toilet roll in room and waste communal toilet roll
several more but you get the picture, looking for more ideas

>>74359766
don't get it, what's so bad about that

>>74359790
more likely he thought he'd get more support or like minded replies

when will they learn, brit is a normie general

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Need a turtlemong gf

>>74359803
piss in their ribena
record them in the shower

>>74359803
what an actual mong

>>74359804
that's the pit everyone vomits into in front of them and he fell into it

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>>74359791
MOUND

>>74359810
but he did get that sweetie x

>>74359818
Need a mutant ear gf

>>74359810
lmao he expected upboats

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>>74359818

really makes you think

>>74359840
why did you delete it then

best ways to make friends when I start uni in the fall? want to meet other people who like anime

>>74359790
What got deleted

>>74359831
big deal
i've had someone projectile vomit directly into my face and it barely slowed my night down

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I think it would be neat to keep a pet possum but they only live for two years sadly. I'd hate to lose a pet so quickly

>>74359869
Read the thread mate >>74359803

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>>74359818
not gay, just want to destroy a female teenage putin

>>74359884
>american tries to start a conversation

>>74359868
lock yourself in your room and post on /brit/ about stupid your normie flatmates are

>>74359894
hey, how are you?

>>74359874
>being puked on
>being fully immersed in 90 mens vomit

>>74359884
>possum
i thought it was opossum

>>74359846
muh dik

>>74359874
ooo you're 'ard

>>74359894
fat lot more than you're doing

>anon we need to talk

Fuck lads think the gf is giving me the boot

very bad sunburn for the last 2 days
nearly crying

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>>74359906
Opossum sounds like apossum to yanks so they thought it was 'a possum'.

Other yank oddities include
>meer instead of mirror
>gram crackers instead of graham crackers
>i could care less

>>74359868
go to the anime club.
but that comes secondary to meeting your flatmates. pretend to be really outgoing for a week and you'll be fine.

>>74359925
I know this feel it's fucking horrible :c

>part of group msn chats at school
>read them all but never replied too shy
>still got invited into them
>told friend i fancied a girl once
>roasted in front of her in the group chat
>start fight with friend at school
>he refuses to fight back and i don't hurt him very much
>i just look like a dickhead
>still both get detention
>she texts me a week later something nice with a kiss
>too shy to reply
>never reply
feels

>>74359923
>ooo you're 'ard

yes, i am

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>>74359931
>yanks

>>74359931
they also cannot pronounce the name "craig"

creg

>>74359931
>Opossum sounds like apossum to yanks so they thought it was 'a possum'.
opossum is just pronounced "possum" (also the slang version of the word) not "apossum".
>meer instead of mirror
in some accents yeah
>gram crackers instead of graham crackers
never heard this before
>i could care less
yeah sometimes

http://www.strawpoll.me/12883185

>>74359942
mate /brit/ is an loser free zone please return tomorrow morning to post with the neets

>>74359989
>not cool enough for /brit/
>too cool to sit in my room in the dark looking at the ceiling whilst slapping my face every few minutes and crying
where do i fit in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrbCQr5C_LE

>>74359975
>not knowing possum and opossum are entirely different animals

yanks, everybody

>>74359975
>for all intensive purposes

>>74360027
>The opossums, also known as possums, are marsupial mammals of the order Didelphimorphia
doing a think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk

late 90s/early 00s had some fucking weird music videos

>>74360014
brit/feel/

Any Scottish lads on?

>>74360027
who the fuck even knows this, especailly considering we dont have any here

>>74360034
never heard of that. if you meant intents and purposes then yeah

>>74360044
Little girls from Sweden dream of not being raped by migrants

>Randomly message girl I used to sleep with
>She starts complaining about bf who literally just cheated on her today
Would it ruin her trust in men more if I hit on her now?

had a xanax and 4 beers and don't feel remotely intoxicated in any way

>>74360034
>>74360063

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

literally having another 20 minute argument with gf about her disapproval of me rimming her

>>74360083

Not a fucking pixel

>>74360083
I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime-a-dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedastal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.

>>74360085
literally what? i thought girls loved that.

>>74360083
frig off ricky

>>74360076
take some more xanax then obvs

>>74360034
At least we don't interpose random 'R' sounds in between vowels

"AMERICAR IS A COUNTRY..."

Bloody poms

>>74360014
/éire/

>>74360107
wait we dont do that you do

>>74360104
I would but its late and would be a total waste since I only have 1 bar left

>randomly find a fiver in my trackies
guess whose eating the posh ready meal tomorrow fuck yeah

NOT giving up
>>74360083
don't appreciate these unfunny walls of text in here
thx take care xx
>>74360102
she likes it but she's worried about the health risks because she read some bullshit about it

really want a beer now

bit late though

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>>74360034
>a whole nother
>off of

>>74360139
grim

>>74360107
yeah they pronounce "er" at the end of a word as "a" and pronounce the "a" as "er"
example:
pizzer
plonka

>>74360144
just have her take a shower beforehand

idear

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>>74360123
not according to the MAINSTREET METEOR

Sick of you cunts complaining about your lives, kids in fucking Africa don't have half the shit you do

>>74360144
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call my posts unfunny. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can wank off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling my posts unfunny is a legitimate tactic for arguments.

>>74360153
your just jealous cause you don't have £5

Why does nobody care that I'm gay?

for the first time in 5 years I'm shagging a girl that I feel emotionally attracted to as well as physically

this won't end well ahaha

the absolute (non)state of puerto rico

>>74360182
You don't know that.Their dicks could be bigger than mine

>>74360206
a literal colony of spics LMAO

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

If you don't pronounce Z as 'Zed', hang yourself immediately you plebeian