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Danz

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ahhh yes

watched it last night
way more funny than scary

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Sara

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liam

>>74357240
man jaw

>>74357203
Glasgow food bank ran out of food a few days ago

But yeah a big recession would be great keep the poor and downtrodden relying on food banks while the rich hoard more money

Wish I had a girlfriend lads

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sad

>>74357306
SMALL

>>74357306
how the fuck do we solve this

tfw most athletic
best fighter
most intelligent
more socially adept

on all of /brit/

its a blessing and a curse

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anime

>>74357341
lower the population

too fucking crowded

>>74357345
what's your political ideology? how big is your willy? post body

>>74357341
genocide

>>74357273
dont care about glasgow, don't care about tories and don't care about food banks

If anything like this affected me I would just become a successful criminal and make loadsamoney

only the weak need to fear these things

Do NOT post that girl with that plastic face EVER AGAIN

who's the oldest cunt here

27 year old NEET me

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/germany-interfering-general-election-undermine-theresa-may/

Lads, Germany is trying to take down May and get Corbyn elected.

>>74357341
convince everyone else to densely populate their countries

>>74357394
Not even worth continuing

>>74357379
willy is about 6 inches, but I still get alot of girls and never have a complaint

no pics of body but I'm pretty shredded at 6'0
political ideology is hard to say

Have to use Google maps a lot at work and always find myself zooming in and out of random places

80% of the countryside appears to be fucking golf courses, way too many

>>74357341
Kick non-natives out. Bulldoze their houses. Extend regular houses onto those lots.

what do the lads think of this male
>>74355960

>>74357370
genuine question, why do you enjoy anime? especially ones about little girls, as (i presume) a grown man?

>>74357306
LITTLE
CHINESE
HOMES

>>74357306

hmmm so this is why we're full

>>74357436
its just life lad
its just earth
just your mortal existence

chill it

>>74357445
Only about 3% of britain is countryside

>>74357341
More bankers bonuses so they can build bigger homes

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wtf

>>74357460
its good

>>74357446
Someone fedora this (not my post, his post)

>>74357424
30 year old KHV checking in

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>Someone fedora this (not my post, his post)

>>74357497

dont get what this is saying

not good with maths xo

[fedora image]

>Someone fedora this (not my post, his post)

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>Someone fedora this (not my post, his post)

>>74357379
also can sprint 100m in under 11 seconds and almost compare with CR7 on the illinois agility test

>>74357518
hello wizard

>>74357518
show arsehole

>>74357518

good lad

>>74357524
0.999... = 1

>>74357544
>also can sprint 100m in under 11 seconds
yeah sure you fucking can
why are you posting on here instead of being a top athlete then

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>>74357550
Evening lad

>>74357518
bet this utter nerd uses illusion school predominantly

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>Someone fedora this (not my post, his post)

>>74357499
but isnt it all aimed at prepubescent girls

which ones do you watch

marine le pen is a bit of milf

tfw most athletic
best fighter
most intelligent
more socially adept

on all of /brit/

its a blessing and a curse

>>74357306
BIG

>>74357345
I'd send your jaw home in your back pocket soft lad

>>74357544
>can't break 10 seconds in the 100m
You must be so fucking fat.

https://youtu.be/hOsOwKjlARI

Hmm

>>74357585
first time ive been here in a few weeks
old habits die hard

being a white guy who can do under 11 seconds in impressive compared to general population but going from 11 seconds to 10 isn't no small order
boxing is my main sport

>>74357497
>>74357524
>>74357584
10*0.999=9.990

9.990 - 0.999=8.991

brainlets

>>74357497
note that this only applies for the real numbers
in e.g. the hyperreal numbers, 0.999... is not 1 because 0.000...001 is representable

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>>74357497
>-x
>-0.999

>>74357631
fuck off

what do we need to do to get out of the European Union?

might go down the local vietnamese joint for lunch

>under 11 seconds
O I am laffin. That's fucking secondary school tier retard. I can run it in 10.30 flat, fuck off.

>>74357639
asdfg

>>74357635
>boxing is my main sport
so is there anything you're not good at

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>>74357636
>>74357642

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*gives all brits in the general a hug*

>>74357625
ah yes the angry irish scrapper

you are nothing mate, you're talking to a supreme athlete

>>74357584
>>74357636

h-haha oh y-yeah

>>74357497
fake math

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>>74357598
>but isnt it all aimed at prepubescent girls
Pic related anime about cute girls doing cute things is aimed at males 19+

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>>74357682
cute
*hugs back*

>>74357676
literature and art
and chemistry

>>74357625
id launch your chin into the atmosphere

>>74357682
*stabs you with my penis*

>>74357682
what anime is this

i want to watch it and genuinely try to get into the mindset of a fully grown man who enjoys this stuff

didn't know brit was populated by fucking brainlet runts

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Guys

Lysosomal storage diseases such as Tay Sachs and Niemann Pick which increase neuronal concentration of specific sphingolipids may cause enhanced dendritogenesis in heterozygotes.

Could this be the source of the Jew's cunning??? All those extra synapses??? HMMMM?

>>74357345
>that trainwreck grammar
clearly one of those things is not true

Absolute cretins itt. I was scouted by Harvard to join their black man running team (I'm white). Anyway I turned it down to pursue astrophysics. Still train occasionally though, recently broke 9.9 seconds actually.

>>74357704
Males virgins*

>>74357654
>I can run it in 10.30 flat
no you fucking can't you bellend
>lying on /brit/
the state of you

>>74357683
don't bother with him mate, he's all mouth

simply mention the word Wakefield and the cunt will be on his toes

partial to the idea of reinstating the death penalty but I can understand how it might become a legal quagmire

a tough one indeed

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>>74357704
haha yes mate looks very mature *walks off and pisses myself in the distance*

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why are british slags so alluring

>>74357625
could heem a taig skulls into the shadow realm

GB Olympic team won't stop spamming me with emails etc. Apparently the latest offer was a free ride on any of their female athletes if I showed up to 2020. Still considering it.

>>74357683
>supreme athlete

Don't need to be a supreme athlete to beat the head off you, I'll walk you down and pummel you until you have no idea where you are

not allowed to do physical activity otherwise my heart will explode

can you trace your life back to a singular moment or event, or choice from where it all went gradually to shit? I can. it was the summer holidas going from year 10 to year 11. I actually remember thinking fuck it, i'm just going to do what I want and fuck school and everything else off, what's the worst that can happen. stuck to that for a good 10 years, now my life is beyond fixing. I remember before that, I was doing really well in school, really good at a lot of sports, really competetive, good at swimming. don't even remember why i decided to just stop trying at everything, i think it was literally to spite my parents at the time. it worked. they split up over me at the time i think

>>74357704
yeah but why would a male aged 19+ want to watch that? isit just some kind of asian thing?

Positively howling at this "boxer" runt acting like the official /brit/ hard man. Little does he know I am unironically UFC Heavyweight champion Stipe Miocic.

don't know where cancerlad went

hope he's ok

>>74357777
check'd

>>74357732
i've always been lazy with grammar on here since it doesn't matter

the purpose of language is to effectively communicate a thought from one human mind to another, its a tool and using it functionally is all that matters in non-professional environments

>>74357185
who made these chucklefucks the kings of Europe?

>>74357738
Yes I can you little runt. The utter state of you coming onto an image board to brag about some second rate athletic achievements. I almost went pro tosser

had a choice between harvard medical school and oxford medical school. the director told me to follow my heart and do what I love so I went and had a pint

>>74357765
By definition it is aimed at that demographic https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seinen_manga

>>74357796
>Not wanting to watch cute girls do cute things
Hello gay

someone of you are alright (i.e. not irish) don't come to /brit/ tomorrow

I hope Americans realize that their actions have consequences...

>accomplish everything i set out to accomplish
>still as hollow and joyless as before
should've just stayed in bed tbqh

>>74357801
well since you're already a public figure you won't have any problem posting a timestamped image of yourself?

>>74357838
are you saying you want me shot?

>>74357838
no lmao

>>74357765
need stace in my life 2bh

>>74357792

free will is a spook lad I wouldnae worry

>>74357792
When I was 15 I decided on a whim that I didn't want friends anymore. Stopped going out entirely. 7 years later and now I want to go out but nobody to go out to. Went from 15 year old with 2 girls actively asking him out and a group of great, tight-knit friends to 22 year old prospectless KV.

>>74357792
>can you trace your life back to a singular moment or event, or choice from where it all went gradually to shit?

Someone broke my gimmick phone case, and I threw a crying tantrum in middle school in class. The end of my social career. I solidified this by throwing another fit when I forgot my binder at home.

A real function f is continuous at a standard real number x if for every hyperreal x' infinitely close to x, the value f(x') is also infinitely close to f(x).

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>>74357831

>someone of you

Things I've been begged to do
>Teach at Oxford
>Become a pornstar (brazzers approached me)
>Help solve equations (Stephen hawking came by)
>Compete in boxing (defeated aj informally)
>Join mi6

>>74357886
faggot

They are afraid!

http://www.feministcurrent.com/2017/04/27/sex-robots-epitomize-patriarchy-offer-men-solution-threat-female-independence/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vN0cs_-RSs

*squeals*

>>74357822
>cryptononce - the demographic

bit mad about how everyone gets mad at my eternal prowess

I'm effectively that next small step in human evolution, my only responsibility from here on in to spread my genes as far and wide as possible like the great khan before me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysqRwPfR5bs

i love this song and how damming the lyrics are but what really fucking annoys me is the sound of throwing the microphone like a petulant child. Silence is best, you don't need to make another point. Nearly ruins the song for me as they don't appreciate how serious the lyrics are.

What's your claim to fame /brit/? I've smoked weed with vita paxman (jeremy paxmans daughter) at warwick uni so basically a celeb now
shan't be signing any autographs till the end of the thread tho

>>74357871
Don't understand you and OP's split decisions to stop trying. I don't think I could have ever thought this because I never really tried. Just ghosted life and, surprise surprise, it became shit.

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>>74357792
About when I was 10 or 12 and I learned about my autism diagnosis and what it meant for me
I started isolating myself because I thought all the other kids in school would hate me
I am now 21 with piss-poor social skills and zero friends

>>74357922
I know Russel crowe

>>74357917
autistic 14 year old

>>74357913

*stomps on your fucking head*
there'll be no more of that, yankoid

Every single thing I ever tried, I was great at. Running, football, violin, Gaelic football, hurling, swimming, tin whistle, French, academia in general. Fucking everything. Problem is, when I discovered all these talents I was a little normie kid who thought pursuing them was a waste of time that could be better spent playing with my mates. I have so many regrets.

>>74357927
*sad reacts*

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>Things I've been begged to do
>>Teach at Oxford
>>Become a pornstar (brazzers approached me)
>>Help solve equations (Stephen hawking came by)
>>Compete in boxing (defeated aj informally)
>>Join mi6

>>74357922
mate of mine smoked weed with joey badass

I saw russel brand in manchester airport once

>>74357955
Oh yeah? Be great at not being a faggit

i want to try sex with a sex robot/doll

>>74357952
*flashlight beam skitters across the scene*
'ey! What's goin' on 'ere?

*rees gently*

>>74357922

have added multiple /brit/ identities on facey

>>74357922
Got drunk with Jimmy Nesbitt once

>>74357822
the defense you are going with for watching little girl cartoons is calling other people gay?

do you honestly not get why its weird for a man to be interested in that stuff

>>74357922
>is the daughter of a massive media star of politics
>could only get into warwick uni

damn she failed.

>>74357980
Jasmine Jae is on adult work mate

*fucks a sexbot*
*malfunctions and crushes my cock*

>>74357948
can you stop being so envious
its a sin

>>74357980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vN0cs_-RSs

SOON

>>74357792
>now my life is beyond fixing
defeatist pussy

>>74358001
lol oh trust me she knows

>>74357792
my mum stopped me going to the cinema with my mates one time. turns out a load of girls from another school were with them (friends of friends etc), and i missed out and never met them. lots of my friends got GFs from that group, meanwhile they slowly started to do things without me or even telling me beforehand. i was never the most sociable but i think around when i was 15 was when it all went wrong

20 now, a KHV and friendless

>>74357988
want to add me?

>>74358007
kinky

third eye status?

>>74358001
>warwick uni
Isn't this a good uni? I hate all you Oxford and Cambridge runts and other successful normoids.

>>74357922
who?

>>74357815
suuuuuuure you did. i wasn't the one who said he could run it in 11 seconds either runt

>>74357985
wahhey

>>74357922
saw sophie turner at a festival

fingered her in the portaloos

Ah yes the where it went wrong copypasta. Never fails to expose the disgusting underbelly of /brit/. And by that I mean the people who post the same shit day in day out. End it

>>74358035
third eye?
oh, you sweet swine, im moving onto my 8th eye as we speak

Controversial /brit/ opinion: cuckoldry is humiliating

lennox lewis would rek AJ

>>74358038
yes, it's a highly regarded university some people like to act like uni is pointless unless you're oxbridge

>>74358038
good for the average person but with the amount of nepotism existing in oxbridge unis, she could've easily walked into Oxbridge provided she was of just above average intelligence.

e.g could've got in with A C D at A-level

/brit/ is the only place left on the internet where you can have true, uninterrupted intellectual discussion

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>Ah yes the where it went wrong copypasta. Never fails to expose the disgusting underbelly of /brit/. And by that I mean the people who post the same shit day in day out. End it

>>74357922
utter fucking normie get the fuck out

>>74358029

are you a /brit/ identity?

>>74357922
Shagged Maisie at a house party in South Belfast.

>>74358094
*does a giant shit on your chest*

>>74358106
yeh

>>74358092
needs stefan molyneux, lindybeige and bill hicks for maximum pseud

I am basically the next RJJ

>>74358076
not sure how I feel about this

Controversial /brit/ opinion: Pakis should go. Leftism is wrong.

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Why are brits so prominent on 4chan? This is the fastest general on /int/ and from what I understand brits have generals on pretty much every other board where it's possible.

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where did it all go wrong?

where did it all go wrong?

twas wrong from the start

and will always be wrong

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>>74357996
You're absolutely right it is very strange
So when will you be telling your parents that you spend your free time posting on a little girl cartoon forum?

>>74357922
I knifed Porridge at the Geordie meet up

>>74358092
needs more jordan peterson

>>74358122

who

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You people have stood in my way long enough: I'm going to clown college!

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>>74358152
It's in our blood.

>>74358152
we have the second most people (still absolutely dwarfed by you yanks) but I guess all the yanks are over on /pol/
or maybe yanks just dont care about /int/

>>74358094
haha
slags
willy
bums
gay
chebs
need a bf
proto gf
so called gf
rorke
rasheed
deano
poo
zoot
'cide
radical centrist
business idea
grime
greater london
lads
stormzy
peng
north
south
fedora
gym
FOY
janny
screeching
howling
roaring
bellowing
cager
runt
cuckio
tim
cara
shan't
hat
JUST
anime
ahh yes
hmm
going to the shop, want anything?
good post
barrett new builds
toilet bog fart
manny
all me
not a word

>>74357922
was the best in class in canada in a sport while i was still campaigning and i went to several world championships for it
shan't be divulging any more details as it is highly doxxable info

>>74358092
/pol/ hates most of those things

>>74358157
literally the only defense you have for choosing the most infantile genre of an already lowly medium

>>74358094

absolute tosh

regularly make insightful and profound posts that garner no (You)'s

Just watched Zulu. God I miss the Empire

>>74358152
i think it's our culture. we just don't really mesh well with yank/weeb culture

>>74358193
Archery? Do I know you?

greggs

>>74358214
god tier movie, shame it's all a lie though

>>74358187

manny mentioned

>>74358193
nice
were you ever on tv though

>>74357922
I bet I have you all beat and I bet literally nobody will believe me but I don't care

Smoked weed with the Trailer Park Boys
Smoked weed with Tuna from J5
Smoked weed with The Dandy Warhols
Chatted with Noel Fielding
Met, chatted with Jontron
Met Gino D'Campo
Met Jimmy Car
Met the lead singer of countring crows, can't even remember his name
Met Liberty X

I'm not a person of any kind of status or anything, nearly all of these were coincidental, apart from TPB and the dandy warhols, both of which i rushed backstage after a live show

brits are no different than yanks

>>74358193
being dum

The secret to a fistfight? Headbutts.

>>74358094
doing a wank brb lol cornetto

>>74358243
who is this dick juice masseuse?

£74358244
not a fan of this bait

I've found God lads

yanks aren't humans

>>74358187
>greater london
mentioned

>>74358021
would've thought her old man could've got her some links.

Is she an insufferable person or something?

>>74358265
Where was He?

>>74357922
met a famous footballer, comedian and politician

fucking hate yankoid insects

What's it like to get nakey with a girl for the first time lads?

£74,358,263.00
interesting gimmick

>>74358265
where was he haha

just spat in god's face lads

>>74358282
Got to look for him yourself to find out lad

>>74357598
anime is not aimed at pre-pubescent girls; the most popular shows (including the pictured one) air around midnight local time. that said, there is rarely nudity, sexual advances are only gently alluded to and romance is basically impossible for the japanese.

i'd say anime is uniquely good at creating an absurd setting and having characters that act perfectly reasonably given their circumstances. that leads to outcomes which can be funny, melancholic, or tragic depending on the genre of the anime.

the anime pictured is set in a word where angels and devils must live on earth for a few years before graduating. they have limited knowledge of human technology and social norms, and end up making naive decisions that don't work out as expected. the main character ends up addicted to MMOs and ends up completely neglecting her duties.

the characters are mostly cute girls because that is what most appeals to the demographic, it is not used as an excuse to write vapid characters

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>>74358196
I'm not defending anime at all, it's very disturbing and paedophilic so I think we should all stop using this paedophilic cartoon website desu

>>74358265
finally, been waiting for you forever, now its your turn to hide and ill seek x

>>74358283
Was it Jay Z

so many fucking normoids in this thread

I am God lads

>>74358299
Don't believe in him though. Where did you look?

Trying to beat dettlaff on witcher three lads

Twisting my melon

£74,358,303.00
testing this gimmick by giving this leaf lad a (You)

>>74358157
but why do you find it interesting
is it some kind of deeper emotional crutch or is it to do with possibly being on the spectrum

>>74358325
*collapses*

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hmm interesting

>>74358261
Barbara Palvin

>>74358330
Heathens won't find him lad

just found out im gay lads

>>74358347
did he finish inside lad

>>74358332
literally nothing in that game is difficult at all unless you are massively under levelled for the area

>>74358223
no

>>74358237
don't think so, but i've seen myself in newspaper articles and articles on sites related to the sport

>>0x46E9DEA
yeah

To: 74358334
Subject: Thanks for the (You)

Thanks for the (You)!

Sincerely
74358372

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Is this the flight plan?
Is this just mercenary?

When it comes to poison for the mind;

I believe anime is worse than Islam for young impressionable males.

just killed god, lads

any1 here ever had a gf? how do u do it?

>>74358341
quite lovecraftian, in a way

sick of these bongs ignoring me

>>74358391
dare I say, kafkaesque

>>74358332
completed it mate

>>74358385
Make them laugh
Be a man, take charge and take a risk
Accept that it doesn't always go how you want it to

That's all it is

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>quite lovecraftian, in a way

>>74358383
what weapon?

>>74358397
whats wrong lad

>>74358397
hey buddy. don't be sad

Laughing that the worst kind of weebs, the least liked among other weebs, are the most defensive. Please do not pretend that this vapid little girl trash has anything in common with Berserk or Trigun ever again you insects.

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>>74358330
>>74358346
just walk outside lads

>>74358382
Proof is in the pudding

More muzzies have gfs than weebs

tfw I can't filter canadians while on mobile
p.bad desu

>>74358366

dettlaff is hard as fuck man, nearly beat him but got fucked over

>>74358397
u alri

>>74358420
I crave attention and I've been awake for 30 somethin hours

>>74074657
test

>>74358438
you should go to bed, we'll be here when you're back x

>>74358411
also not being a hideous ogre makes these much easier

*assassinates the president*
wahey

>>74358425
Manga snob weebs are also highly laughable

>>74358462
Yeah don't be a fat mess

>>74358500
don't like you

(You) (You) (You)
(You) (You) (You)

>>74358453
honestly thought micronesia was a made up place

>>74358481
Me?

>>74358481
don't start this gimmick

>>74358488
if they're not orange, they don't mean shite

>>74358472
>>74358462
gona have a go this weekend maybe, shittin my self

Have a mole on my foot that's about the size of a 5p. All signs point to cancerous but I could not be arsed going to the doctor desu.

heil hitler

>>74358494

>Britisher education

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the so called "gf"

>>74358522
not a fan of this post

>>74358468
bit cheeky that

PSA the dumb yank twat used the a-word in regards to the the president and this thread is now swarming with NSA agents

>>74358506
>maybe
Nah mate you're just gonna do it

I believe in you x

>>74358513
feel bad that i instantly recognised her

>>74358524
no fat chicks tho

If modern biologists applied the same standards to humans as they do for other animals they would surely conclude that the races of man comprise separate subspecies

had pea and ham soup yesterday and my cum tastes like ham today

>>74358555
alri

the nsa can suck my cock

>>74358535
why
who is it

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Just nearly tore my cock off wanking to this gay student-teacher fantasy on /b/

>>74358540
They're for breaking dry spells mate everyone knows that

>>74358553
enjoy guantanamo

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>>74358564

don't like fedoras

what's the difference between the hindus and the dindus

quoting myself in the future
>>74358712

>>74358518
I am definitely NOT doing a wank right now

>>74358581
>he can't pull off a 'dora

I never thought

I'd die alone

Just ate an apple but i ate the entire thing including the core.

>>74358580
want turtlemongs hair and facial structure

>>74358596
Everyone takes that last journey alone.

>>74358604
Knew a lad who did this regularly. It was weird

>>74358544
At least it doesn't taste like pee!

ahaha get it?

>>74358622
hello

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>>74358580
Any other rare turtles

I heard you're doing OK
But I want you to know
I'm addict
I'm addicted to you

>>74358618
not bad

havent seen janny in a while wonder what hes been up to

>>74358616
Not if you find God

>>74358629
who the fuck is this chad?

>>74358629
that wasn't rare you

>>74358564
>>74358580
he looks like Ice Poseidon lol

>>74358639
Don't appropriate my gimmick

Regards,

Business idea: let the seeds sow in applelads stomach and sell the apples

...white cat...

>>74358639
Bastard is camouflaged.

>>74358638

he got superaids and died
he's deleteing early threads in hell now

i think i'm the reincarnation of kurt cobain even though i was born before he died

quickdraw jan is so quick now you don't see him

social experiment
>>74358679
>>74358679
>>74358679

... black cat in disguise ...

>>74358643
Forgot to add an insult to the end you spacker

having fleeting feelings of almost uncontainable rage without any real explanation. just keep getting urges to just pick up my laptop and smash it into my face repeatedly until my arms feel like jelly

>>74358670
He right there in front of you friend

But how can you find him if you don't believe it's him?

>>74358152
>This is the fastest general on /int/
/brit/ is one of the fastest threads on 4chan, aside from when something special is happening.

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Literally can't stop drinking this shit

>>74358178
Avoid the on campus Club. Colchester is a pretty crappy town. You will meet great people and make life-long friends. Have fun m99